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[upbeat rock music playing]
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[Art] Ready?
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- Now!
- [laughter]
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- [both] Ew!
- It's a perfect likeness.
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- Of who?
- [Gwen laughing]
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Her name's hard to pronounce.
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You see, on her planet,
their vocal cords are in the tentacles,
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but it sounds a little like...
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[bellowing]
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Art, we're getting them
all worked up before bed.
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- It really is time to sleep.
- There's no time to sleep.
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It's very important
that we make this movie.
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- You know why?
- Why?
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Because the world needs to know
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that aliens walk among us,
and they look like...
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[bellowing]
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[laughter]
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Gotcha! Look, Mom's right, all right?
Enough movie magic for tonight.
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Come on.
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Come here, bud.
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[Gwen] Time for all our little aliens
to get into their space pajamas,
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and brush their teeth...
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[both] With some Venusian tooth goop!
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- [both] Yay! Goop!
- Yeah!
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[laughs]
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- All right.
- All right.
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- [Art] Night, buds.
- [Gwen] Come on. [Laughs]
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All right, night, sweetheart.
Love you.
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Love you.
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- [sighs]
- [Gwen] Okay, let's go.
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- We're gonna be first. Come on, let's go.
- [young Linda giggling]
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Hey, Dad.
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She looks so real.
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Well, why not?
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Astronomers think there could be
billions more planets like Earth
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in our galaxy alone.
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They can't all just be
empty balls of rock.
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[thunder rumbling]
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What was that?
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- [sighs]
- Dad?
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[thunder rumbling]
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I just remembered something only I can do.
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- Everything's gonna be all right.
- [electricity crackles]
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Ow!
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I'll come back, Rod. I promise.
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Dad? Dad!
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Dad!
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[shouts] Dad!
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[whooshing]
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[lively chatter]
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[school bell ringing] [lively chatter]
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Hey, he's coming! Rod! Rod!
Rod, Rod, come on, turn around! Rod! Rod!
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- [Billy snickering]
- Billy.
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- [chittering]
- Hello, Pudge-Boy...
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- No, no!
- [splatters]
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[shuddering in disgust]
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Fabulous.
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[snickers]
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Oh! [Snickers]
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- [shudders]
- [chuckles]
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Twenty-three. Yeah.
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Sorry. Wipe?
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[Rod] Of all the kids in sixth grade,
why does Billy Becker got to pick on me?
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[Mickey] You know how it is.
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Some people collect stamps,
or comic books...
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It's his hobby?
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He's the official class bully.
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You need to stay out of sight
till he forgets you.
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But then he'll just bug some other kid.
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There's got to be a better way.
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Yeah. Well, how about this?
School's almost over.
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Couple more days, no more homework,
and no more Billy Becker.
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Just two whole weeks of fun
and excitement, and...
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And fun and excitement.
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[Rod] Like anything fun or exciting
ever happens around here.
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[whooshing]
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- [Mickey] What's up with the freaky snow?
- [Rod] I know.
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It's like the school's
a giant snow magnet,
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pulling it in from everywhere else.
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[Mickey] That sucks.
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We need it to snow everywhere,
so we can finally get a snow day.
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- [Rod] No, snow week!
- [Mickey] Snow year!
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- [Rod] yeah!
- [both laughing]
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- Well, see you tomorrow, Rod.
- Okay. See you, Mickey.
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- [Mickey] see ya!
- [dog barking]
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[weatherman on TV] ...in local weather,an extremely localized snowfall...
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[sighs]
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Eh...
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- [sloshing]
- Eh...
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[groaning]
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[grunts]
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[shudders in disgust]
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- Elspeth? What are you doing here?
- [exclaims in disgust]
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- Rod!
- Mom?
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My office. Now.
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[exclaiming in disgust]
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Rod, your Aunt Grace and Uncle Roger
are just having a few problems,
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and they need to get away.
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[Rod] If Elspeth was my kid,
I'd need to get away, too.
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- [Gwen] Rod!
- [Rod] How long will she be here?
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Your cousin will be staying with us
for winter break.
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[sarcastically] Great.
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Her parents are having problems,
so my break's ruined?
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Oh, Roddie, not everything is about you.
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Look, I need to work.
Get out of my chair.
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Go do your homework, or something, okay?
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[whooshing]
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- No luck with the diet, huh?
- Eat a bug.
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You did that on purpose.
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[Gwen] Rod, Elspeth and I
are going to the mall.
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You're in charge until I get back.
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Mom, no. I have to finish
my science fair project.
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Well, you've got
two eager helpers upstairs. Bye.
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[children speaking and giggling upstairs]
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- [Linda giggling]
- [Eric] Cold, but I like it.
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[Linda] Don't tell Rod.
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[sloshing]
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It's almost done. Just hold still.
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[Eric] I really want you
to play with us, Rod. Please?
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[Linda] It's gonna look awesome.
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[whooshing]
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[crashes]
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- [glass shatters]
- [explosion]
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[spacecraft powering down]
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[Eric exclaiming]
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[Linda] Huh?
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[electricity crackling]
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[whirring]
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[both] Again! Again! Again! Again!
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- [exclaims]
- [weapon powers up]
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One more move, Earthling,
and I ventilate your skull!
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[all gasp]
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[sighs]
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[Elspeth] So, after they got
the rabbit out of the tree,
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they said I didn't have to look after
the classroom pet anymore,
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which is too bad because I really thought
that parachute was gonna work.
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Because it did with the turtle.
Well, two times out of the three.
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Who are you?
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Captain Grakker of the Galactic Patrol,
commander of this mission.
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- What mission?
- Oh.
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Saving this miserable backward world
from total planetary disaster!
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But first, I have to deal
with an unexpected setback.
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Wait. Go back to the part
about total planetary disaster.
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Your assistance is required.
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Therefore, in accordance with.
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Provision 13.4.7.6
of the Galactic Legal Code,
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you are now my deputy.
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- Say what?
- [shouts] Request denied!
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He's mean, Roddie. Make him go away.
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Silence, grubling!
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- He's funny! I wanna play with him.
- Back!
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- [Rod] Linda, don't!
- Back, larva! Back!
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[beaming]
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You're a bad toy! Bad!
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Nobody ray-guns my little sister!
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Oh, yeah?
Well, to that, I say, [shouts] boogers!
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What?
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[female voice] Captain Grakker!
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Desist at once!
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[Grakker sighs]
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You really should have let me exit first.
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[Grakker] But...
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Running off
without the proper behavior module...
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- [sighs]
- Let me change it for you.
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[sighs]
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[beaming]
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- [grunting]
- [suit beeping]
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[straining]
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- [exclaiming]
- [beeping stops]
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Oh. Well, hello there, young Earthlings.
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Pretty swell planet you got here. [Laughs]
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Yup.
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Allow me to introduce myself,
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- as I should have done in the first place.
- Oh.
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I am Madame Pong,
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Diplomatic Officer of the Starship Ferkel.
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Starship. Cool.
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[Elspeth] I don't know how,
and they couldn't let go of their ladder.
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So, I thought they were gonna be
stuck up there for good,
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and I was gonna be on that roof forever.
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[sighs]
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You know, I think Rod had a bad day
at school today.
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It's okay, Aunt Gwen. I understand.
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After all, he's only 12.
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So are you, my dear. [Engine starts]
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[Rod] I think I got it.
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First, you don't want me
to take you to my leader.
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Gracious, no!
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It's essential you keep the secret
of our existence
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from your world's primiti
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[chuckles nervously]
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I mean, emerging civilization.
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If you do spill our beans,
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I am authorized to fry your brains
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- and the brains of anyone else you tell.
- [gasps] What?
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- [gasps]
- [mimics laser fire]
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[both chuckling]
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So, the policewomen
were very understanding,
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but the firefighters weren't,
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because the Krazy Glue I used
to attach my suction cups
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somehow got everywhere.
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[blabbering]
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But it's okay I know about you
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because you need my help to hide your ship
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until you fix the whatcha-ma-thingy
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that will change it back
to its usual size.
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"Embiggen it," as you Earthlings say.
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Hmm.
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No, we don't.
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[Gwen] What happened to the third turtle?
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- [Elspeth] Yeah, you don't want to know.
- No, I don't want to know.
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They're home!
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Listen, I'll help you hide your ship,
but first, you've gotta help me, fast!
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- Hello! We're back!
- [thudding]
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- [Eric and Linda grunting]
- [thumping]
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What kind of science project
is Rod building up there?
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It shouldn't sound like that.
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I almost won my school's
science fair project this year, Aunt Gwen.
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[Sighs] Almost?
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I made a really sharp set
of parabolic wings.
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Apparently, being pulled
behind a moving car while on a skateboard
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is too dangerous, or something.
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[Gwen] Knock, knock.
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What was all that thumping and bumping?
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Just cleaning up.
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Well, I can see that.
How unusual. [Chuckles]
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The little aliens helped us!
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'Cause we're helping them!
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Well, that's nice of you.
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We had to 'cause they have ray-guns.
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And they'll fry our brains! Pew, pew!
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[Gasps] Ah!
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Clever cleaning game, big brother.
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Is it okay if I go to Seldom Seen?
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Sure, just be back
in time for dinner, okay?
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Eric, Linda, why don't we all
get cleaned up before dinner, hmm?
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Elspeth, why don't you go out with Rod?
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I'd rather help you, Aunt Gwen.
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Thanks, Mom! Won't be late!
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[Gwen] Okay. Hey, you two,
don't touch the walls with that stuff!
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[hissing]
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[Rod] What?
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You're hiding something.
I'll find it.
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[Rod] My grandpa built our house on what used to be a part of his
farm. There are lots of woods, even a swamp if you go far enough.
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And when you go even further,
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you finally come up
on this wide-open field
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that my grandpa calls "Seldom Seen."
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Grandpa calls it that because no one
ever comes here, except my family.
249
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,514
[sighs]
250
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,101
Whoa!
251
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:20,896
Probably because we're the only ones
who don't believe
252
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,357
all the stories
about all the strange stuff
253
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,668
that's supposed to happen here,
254
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,902
like strange lights, or blizzards in July.
255
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,404
I've been coming here all my life,
256
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,322
and I've never seen
anything strange happen,
257
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,366
until now.
258
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,703
Time to change your settings, Captain.
We have work to do.
259
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,287
- Ahh.
- [beeping]
260
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,003
Will that be enough room?
261
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,840
For the Ferkel, yes,
but we must move back a safe distance.
262
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,222
Activate the embiggener.
263
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,225
- Who's she talking to?
- That's classified.
264
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,438
[beaming]
265
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,776
[electricity crackling]
266
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,243
Boogers, boogers!
Boogers-boogers-boogers!
267
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,995
What is it with you and "boogers"?
268
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,598
Is that not an appropriate expression
269
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:23,792
of righteous warrior rage
and frustration on your world?
270
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,128
Maybe, if you're five.
271
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,588
How about fart burps?
272
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,382
Where exactly did you learn our language?
273
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,967
[electricity crackles]
274
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,303
[sighs]
275
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,639
Boogers.
276
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,036
[weatherman on TV] Local weatheris very much in the news today,
277
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,495
as another occurrence
of a site-specific snow storm...
278
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,562
[Gwen] [sighs] here we go.
279
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,022
All set.
280
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,611
Say they have to go back
almost 15 years to find records...
281
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,113
My mom says
Uncle Art was rotten to run away
282
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,323
and leave you like he did.
283
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,328
He wouldn't have left unless he had to.
284
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,790
He told Rod he'd be back,
and your Uncle Art,
285
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,167
he never lies.
286
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,170
Grown-ups have a lot of secrets.
287
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:13,175
My mom and dad, they think
I don't know what's going on, but I do.
288
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:18,305
[sighs] Listen, dinner's on the table
in 15 minutes, okay?
289
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,428
Why don't you go tell Rod?
290
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,626
[Rod] I can't hide you guys forever.
291
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,527
How long will it take you
to repair your ship?
292
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,114
Let me guess, it's classified.
293
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,158
- What you said.
- [knocks on door]
294
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:40,327
- May I come in?
- No, don't!
295
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,372
Oh. Sorry. What's this stuff?
296
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,792
I was making a movie with my dad.
297
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,794
Sci-fi, obviously.
298
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,172
My dad said it was more
like a documentary.
299
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,758
Do you like Star Wars?
300
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,222
Star Trek.
301
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,143
We need to talk.
302
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,148
- Is that your famous science project?
- No.
303
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,194
That's not how you spell "Vesuvius."
304
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,320
That's how I spell it.
305
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:18,240
[scoffs]
306
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,869
Your mom says dinner's almost ready.
Don't be late.
307
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,579
Okay. You can go, now.
308
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,746
[grunting]
309
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,710
I'll let her know
you're busy playing with your dolls.
310
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,086
They're action figures.
311
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,589
Whatever you need
to tell yourself, Roddie.
312
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,340
[grunts]
313
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,886
Hey! New rules.
314
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,680
No ray-gunning at anybody,
not even Elspeth.
315
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:42,763
Agreed.
316
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:45,350
- [grunting]
- Well, we have new rules, too.
317
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:49,313
Prepare to hear them, and obey.
318
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:54,776
He's doing doll voices.
Boys are so pathetic.
319
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,862
[Rod] I can't leave the house by myself?
320
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,947
You have to come with me wherever I go?
321
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,616
Why?
322
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,952
Despite Captain Grakker's
previous warnings,
323
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,164
we're still concerned
you might feel it necessary
324
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,791
to alert our presence to your government.
325
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:13,795
So? Most people think
aliens are somewhere out there, anyway.
326
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,379
My dad did.
327
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:18,152
- That's only because your dad is a...
- [electricity crackles]
328
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,010
- Zip it.
- Fine.
329
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,514
Oops. Loose module. [Chuckles]
330
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,476
Okay, okay.
I promise not to tell a word,
331
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,562
but I still have a ton of homework to do
before tomorrow,
332
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,857
and if you both come with me,
then who's gonna fix your ship?
333
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,817
[Grakker] The rest of the crew.
334
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,237
The rest of the... Who?
335
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,198
[Gibbons] Greetings upon you, Earth child.
336
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:45,452
I am Tar Gibbons,
Ship's Master of Warrior Science.
337
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,829
Greetings back upon you, Tar?
338
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:52,459
"Tar" isn't a name.
It's a title, like "Mister," or "Doctor,"
339
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:55,087
though, your world
has no exact equivalent.
340
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,090
[Gibbons] Inexactly,
it would be something like,
341
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:00,259
"Wise and beloved warrior,
342
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:03,845
who could kill me with his little finger,
if he should so desire."
343
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,597
Good to know.
344
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:10,811
And I am the one, the only
Phillogenous esk Piemondum.
345
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:15,440
Ship's Pilot and Communications Officer,
but you can call me Phil.
346
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,360
How can you talk? You're a plant.
347
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:21,071
I am? No wonder I feel soiled.
348
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,448
- Ooh. Good one.
- [chuckles]
349
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,450
How many dolls does he have in there?
350
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,870
- [doorbell rings]
- Can someone get that, please?
351
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,832
I will, Aunt Gwen!
352
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,670
- Who are you?
- Who are you?
353
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,463
Mickey. I'm a friend of Rod's.
354
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,881
He has friends?
355
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,599
Anyway, can you just tell him
I got something to show him on the porch?
356
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:44,886
Go up and tell him yourself.
357
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,307
No can do. This is gonna get messy.
358
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:53,687
A moment, my Captain,
359
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,939
but I don't believe
the flarving valve goes there.
360
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,817
- [Grakker grunting]
- [electricity crackling]
361
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,070
[sighs] Goes there now.
362
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:05,532
Might that not destroy
all lifeforms within 50 kreltins?
363
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:08,368
Well, animal life, sure.
What's your point?
364
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,079
- [Elspeth] May I come in?
- Busy.
365
00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:12,640
[Elspeth] There's a Mickey on the porch.
366
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,224
He's got something he wants you to see.
367
00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:15,625
Be right down!
368
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,670
Whatever. I'll be in the kitchen.
369
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,798
[grunting]
370
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:35,103
And no energy-inversion
life-destroying stuff while I'm gone.
371
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,022
Aw. He's no fun.
372
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:00,921
Perfect timing!
373
00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:02,923
I know! Just wait 'til you see this!
374
00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:05,092
I got your volcano problem solved!
375
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:07,803
Wait. I have something huge
to tell you first.
376
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,930
About that girl? Who is she, anyway?
377
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:12,557
Mickey. I have aliens in my room.
378
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,392
She doesn't look like an alien.
379
00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:16,561
Not Elspeth. She's my cousin.
380
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,064
But I have real aliens,
381
00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:22,442
and they crashed through my window
with their spaceship,
382
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:24,903
and they're really small,
and they need my help,
383
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,822
but you can't tell anybody,
384
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,533
because if they knew I told you,
they'd kill me.
385
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:31,034
They have ray-guns.
386
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:34,371
- [chuckles]
- Mickey, come on. You know I never lie.
387
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:35,288
Yeah.
388
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,707
So, that means I'm telling...
389
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:38,991
- Setting me up!
- The truth!
390
00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:42,129
- Mickey...
- Getting back to planet Earth.
391
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:47,342
Doing a volcano
with baking soda and vinegar
392
00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:49,636
is, like, so old-timey,
393
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:55,684
but this is cutting-edge.
394
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:59,729
Ingredient X, my latest invention.
Here, hold this.
395
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:05,735
Now, this is a safety pin.
It's really important.
396
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:08,464
It's really important
that you don't accidentally pull this out,
397
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:09,614
and then hit this lever.
398
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,032
[bubbling]
399
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,079
Hit the deck!
400
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,715
[car alarm blaring]
401
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:27,841
[cat yowls]
402
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,718
[dogs barking]
403
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:37,392
Whoa.
404
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:40,228
Uh... So, gotta...
405
00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:43,023
You know, dinner.
406
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,029
- Bye!
- [sighs]
407
00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:53,867
Well, that sucks, but I can fix it.
408
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,456
Where's Elspeth?
409
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,418
I thought she was upstairs with you.
Can you go get her?
410
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:10,383
Hey!
411
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,177
The papier-mache is off limits to aliens!
412
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,012
You're the alien on this crew, buddy.
413
00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:16,056
This structure's simple
molecular composition
414
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,892
makes it very suitable
for rapid energy conversion.
415
00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:22,395
I don't care if it's vitamin-filled.
I need to take this to school.
416
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:26,191
Rod, there is much more at stake here
than just your volcano.
417
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:27,984
Really? Like...
418
00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:29,068
[grunting]
419
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,196
What was that?
420
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:34,658
Some rude bud-plucker
stumbled in without an invite.
421
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:39,454
I'll set up the brain-wiper
to erase its mind, assuming it's got one.
422
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:47,379
Did you really have to do
whatever this is?
423
00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:50,715
What? Would you have preferred
total disintegration?
424
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,760
Ooh. That's my favorite.
A little... [Mimics zap] Problem solved.
425
00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:56,483
You need to unfreeze her. Now! Will
you vouch for her cooperation?
426
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:00,100
Cooperation?
427
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:03,270
Look, okay, so they're aliens,
428
00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:04,997
but they need a place
to repair their ship,
429
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:06,741
and can't let anyone
know that they're here.
430
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,233
So, they came to me for help.
431
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:09,650
You?
432
00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:13,989
If you promise not to tell anyone,
they'll let you go.
433
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:16,700
- Okay?
- Okay, okay!
434
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:19,286
- Agreed?
- Agreed.
435
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:21,538
Captain Grakker, reverse the polarity.
436
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:23,622
[beeps]
437
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:29,921
- Don't do anything stupid!
- Me? How about them?
438
00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:33,591
They're way ahead of us, Elspeth.
They flew here in a starship.
439
00:26:34,592 --> 00:26:35,927
[chomping]
440
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,346
If you're so smart,
why'd you ask Rod to help you,
441
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,307
- when you could've picked me?
- What?
442
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:44,190
I'm the one who knows how to organize, keep secrets,
and do everything better than he ever will.
443
00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:47,856
- Hold on!
- Do none of your species have brains?
444
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:51,234
Proudly, mine does not.
Not even a nervous system.
445
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:54,946
A talking plant? That is so awesome!
446
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:58,742
There's intelligent life
on this world after all!
447
00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,953
Wait a minute. I'm intelligent life!
448
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,538
We don't have a minute, Rod.
449
00:27:03,621 --> 00:27:05,381
Not if we don't want
your mom coming up here,
450
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:06,833
and wondering where we are.
451
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,336
And I'm good at things, like...
452
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:12,005
Look, Rod and I have to show up
for our evening meal,
453
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:15,258
but we'll be right back
to work out a real plan to keep you safe.
454
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:16,926
Don't just stand there.
455
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:20,805
We have to keep up our appearances,
and I am the expert at that.
456
00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:22,264
[sighs]
457
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:24,975
Don't worry.
458
00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:27,437
I got your back.
I have everybody's back.
459
00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:29,814
- Back?
- I've got my back.
460
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,500
[Gibbons] I'm not quite sure
what she means.
461
00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:32,567
[chattering]
462
00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:39,199
There is something more
we must tell you about our presence here.
463
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,658
We are on a mission.
464
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:44,037
Yeah, Captain Grakker
said to prevent total planetary disaster.
465
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:47,791
At the hand of the Galaxy's
Most Evil Wanted Criminal, B'KR.
466
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:50,001
- B'what?
- B'KR. Pay attention.
467
00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:53,213
On your world, B'KR is in disguise.
468
00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:55,298
To move more easily among your kind,
469
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:58,468
slowly and surely,
laying his plans against you.
470
00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:00,512
What kind of disguise are we talking here?
471
00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:02,680
According to our monitoring sources,
472
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:06,226
he is hiding here
under the name "Beck-Er."
473
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:09,604
Becker? Billy Becker's father is an alien?
474
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:12,482
You know this bipedal meat-pod?
475
00:28:12,565 --> 00:28:16,861
I know his kid. He goes to my school.
He's gotta be adopted.
476
00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:21,241
Gaining the trust of the child
could help us to investigate the father.
477
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,326
Billy Becker might say he trusts you,
478
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:26,913
but only to get close enough
to smash a bug on your forehead.
479
00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:28,832
Feels disgusting.
480
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,042
Tastes even worse.
481
00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:34,838
My cousin, Venus Claptrap,
would disagree, but moving on...
482
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,674
Deputy Allbright,
483
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:40,552
Madame Pong and I
will accompany you to school tomorrow,
484
00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:42,595
and if anything goes wrong,
485
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,973
the Galactic Patrol
will hold you accountable,
486
00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:47,308
and you will stand trial for your crimes.
487
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,979
The Patrol does not take
the loss of its agents lightly.
488
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:53,732
Thanks. I'm sure I'll sleep
much better tonight knowing that.
489
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:57,110
In the meantime, Elspeth,
would you be so kind as to continue
490
00:28:57,193 --> 00:29:01,489
to oversee security perimeters
and the operations within Rod's house?
491
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,616
What?
Like you're not gonna remember that?
492
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,034
It's not for me.
493
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:07,871
It's for when something goes wrong
at your school tomorrow,
494
00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:08,997
because it will.
495
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:13,543
I'll need these notes
to testify at your trial, Deputy.
496
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:20,413
- Hey, Mickey.
- Hey, Rod. How are your imaginary aliens?
497
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,223
Did he say "aliens"?
498
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:30,143
I never said anything
about imaginary aliens.
499
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,061
Well, not "imaginary."
500
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:35,106
You said that they were really small,
and they had, like, ray-guns.
501
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:36,983
That's it. I'm ventilating his skull.
502
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:40,487
Raz. Raz. Raz.
503
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:41,821
[Billy snickers]
504
00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:43,531
Buddy, I thought we'd talked about this.
505
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,660
Oh. Pudge-Boy.
Just finishing up here.
506
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:50,079
- [sloshing]
- [exclaiming in disgust]
507
00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:51,664
[grunting]
508
00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:55,376
- Right in there. Same time tomorrow, Raz?
- Can't I get a day off?
509
00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:58,171
[groaning] yeah, sure, whatever.
510
00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:02,759
[sloshing]
511
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:04,677
Where was I? Oh, yeah.
512
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:07,013
Pudge-Boy! You're just in...
513
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:11,768
Hey, what's this?
514
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:15,063
Not mint on card, but nice detailing.
515
00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:16,845
Where'd you get him, Allbright?
516
00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:18,858
- [Rod] I found him.
- [Billy snickers]
517
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:22,195
Thought so. 'Cause I lost one
just like this yesterday.
518
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,530
- But...
- But what?
519
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:29,493
Nothing.
520
00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:30,744
Thought so.
521
00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:34,207
[school bell ringing]
522
00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:40,421
[dog barking]
523
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:41,756
[whining]
524
00:30:45,051 --> 00:30:46,553
Everyone's a critic.
525
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:51,682
Hey, buddy.
526
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,436
- Hi, Mom.
- What's the egg whisk for?
527
00:30:55,728 --> 00:30:58,314
The little aliens need to fix their ship.
528
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,942
Huh. Oh, of course, they do.
529
00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:02,747
Well, just bring it back
when they're done.
530
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:03,819
Agreed.
531
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,407
[upbeat music playing]
532
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:17,750
The Basic Drake Equation
combines all your favorite subjects.
533
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:20,837
- [game sounds]
- Statistics, astronomy, chemistry, and Biology.
534
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:27,844
It's a way for us to think
about how many worlds orbiting other suns
535
00:31:27,927 --> 00:31:32,223
might have extraterrestrial civilizations
we could communicate with.
536
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:36,519
Astronomers know the first few numbers
to put into the equation.
537
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,689
These numbers give us a good estimate
538
00:31:39,772 --> 00:31:44,611
of the number of Earth-like planets
there are in our galaxy.
539
00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:48,448
Now, we get to the part of the equation
540
00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:51,200
where we have to make
some educated guesses,
541
00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:56,247
and these guesses involve the difference
between Chemistry and Biology.
542
00:31:56,456 --> 00:32:01,461
First, of these 40 billion
potentially Earth-like planets,
543
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,671
how many have life?
544
00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:11,679
Just having simple lifeforms,
like bacteria, or plants,
545
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:14,057
or even small animals isn't enough.
546
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:17,644
So, then of those earth-like planets,
547
00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:19,520
how many have intelligent life?
548
00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:23,441
[loud thudding]
549
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:26,945
And then, of those planets
with intelligent life,
550
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,697
how many go on to develop radio,
551
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:34,577
or other means of communication
that we can detect from Earth?
552
00:32:35,578 --> 00:32:39,791
Remember that humans lived
on Planet Earth for millions of years
553
00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:42,752
before we invented radio and television,
554
00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:45,296
and then lasers for sending signals.
555
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,173
- And who knows.
- [grunts]
556
00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:50,176
Maybe there are still
incredible communication technologies
557
00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:51,761
that we know nothing about today,
558
00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:54,055
- because we can't imagine them.
- [groaning]
559
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,808
But they will be invented
sometime in the future.
560
00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:59,811
- [Grunting]
- Maybe even by one of you.
561
00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:03,856
Depending on the numbers used
in the last parts of the equation,
562
00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:07,235
we get a range of possible answers,
563
00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:09,529
so that the Drake Equation tells us
564
00:33:09,612 --> 00:33:12,949
the number of possible
extraterrestrial civilizations
565
00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:17,912
can be anywhere from one, ours,
to more than 30 million!
566
00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:22,417
Whatever the true answer
to the Drake Equation turns out to be,
567
00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:26,004
a big number
into the hundreds of thousands,
568
00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:28,631
or a small number
that you can count on your hands...
569
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:29,590
Yes!
570
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,110
- [screams]
- [Ms. Maloney] ...Or simply one,
571
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:33,886
it will be something
that will change our understanding
572
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:36,347
of the universe as we now know it.
573
00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:41,185
As the famous science-fiction writer,
Arthur C. Clarke, once said,
574
00:33:41,602 --> 00:33:44,355
"Sometimes I think
we're alone in the universe,"
575
00:33:44,772 --> 00:33:46,399
and sometimes I think we're not.
576
00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:49,944
"In either case,
the idea is quite staggering."
577
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:51,821
[beaming]
578
00:33:51,904 --> 00:33:52,947
[chuckles]
579
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:58,536
[Ms. Maloney] All right, class,
please take out your science textbooks,
580
00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:01,497
and we are going to go to Chapter 10.
581
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,250
That is page 79.
582
00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:07,962
Now, pay attention
583
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:11,466
because this is definitely
going to be on the final exam.
584
00:34:12,091 --> 00:34:14,802
Do I have a volunteer
to read the first paragraph?
585
00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:16,971
[dog barking]
586
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,139
Spa Fon!
587
00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:21,142
Whoa. Little pitcher plants have big ears.
588
00:34:21,517 --> 00:34:24,278
Let me handle this, and when I say,
"Handle," I mean, "leaf" it to me.
589
00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:25,730
Ooh! Another good one!
590
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:29,567
Apologies, youngling.
My choice of words were most intemperate.
591
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,152
You should hear my dad.
592
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:33,946
Indeed. As the snavel
and wonkus teaches us,
593
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:37,825
we should all listen to our parents
from whom much wisdom flows.
594
00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:39,744
So, how does a plant...
595
00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:42,705
Well, how does anyone
get to join the Galactic Patrol?
596
00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:45,500
Each has his, her, or its reason.
597
00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:48,336
Phil here is on a quest for his roots.
598
00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,463
I'm working my asparagus off.
599
00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:51,839
[chuckles]
600
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:52,840
How about you?
601
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:57,428
Warrior Science compels all who are able
to protect those who are not.
602
00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:00,723
But if you all join for different reasons,
603
00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:04,060
doesn't that make you all argue
about what to do and how to do it?
604
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:07,480
Clever youngling.
A healthy differing of opinions
605
00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:11,359
is as necessary as the frelnik
and groof in spring. Well said.
606
00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:12,652
Okay.
607
00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:15,071
As you can see, despite our differences,
608
00:35:15,154 --> 00:35:18,199
the Ferkel's crew are united
as members of the same team,
609
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:20,493
helping each other
to accomplish our mission,
610
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:22,537
just like you and your cousin.
611
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:24,455
What? Rod and me?
612
00:35:24,705 --> 00:35:26,290
We're not on any team.
613
00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:28,960
Young Elspeth,
you must ignore the confusing surface,
614
00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:31,129
and dig down to find the truth beneath it.
615
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:34,298
That is where you will discover
what unites you with Rod.
616
00:35:34,590 --> 00:35:37,260
Yeah, like cracking open
a weird-looking nut shell
617
00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:39,470
to find the good stuff inside.
618
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,156
[Gibbons] Think on that, young Elspeth,
619
00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:44,934
and you will see what connects you
with Rod instead of what does not.
620
00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:48,229
I guess it wouldn't hurt to... Hold on.
621
00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:49,939
- What's that?
- Uh, the Ferkel?
622
00:35:50,022 --> 00:35:51,941
It's only been there, like, forever.
623
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,443
[chuckles] I think I know
what's wrong with your ship.
624
00:35:55,069 --> 00:35:56,612
Squa Tront!
625
00:35:56,779 --> 00:35:58,990
[bell ringing]
626
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,784
[lively chatter]
627
00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:15,213
[unzips] Yeah!
628
00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:26,350
Is that gonna be enough for lunch?
629
00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:29,729
Oh, yes. Earth paper
is surprisingly nutritious.
630
00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:33,399
Yeah, you should try it sometime.
It will blow your mind! [Chuckles]
631
00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:35,735
I love this stuff!
632
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,122
Those for the aliens?
633
00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:50,290
Uh-huh.
634
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:52,542
Okay.
635
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,215
Hmm.
636
00:36:58,299 --> 00:36:59,967
[lively chatter]
637
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,847
All right, Allbright! Give it back!
638
00:37:05,264 --> 00:37:06,264
Give what back?
639
00:37:06,432 --> 00:37:11,103
You know, the little monster guy.
You stole him from my bag.
640
00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:12,730
I didn't. Honest.
641
00:37:12,813 --> 00:37:16,317
You telling me he just crawled out
and walked off on his own?
642
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,253
[Billy] What're you trying to pull,
Pudge-Boy?
643
00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:19,546
- [Both grunting]
- [Rod] Nothing!
644
00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:22,466
I'm just trying to get through the day
without getting my face pounded in.
645
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:25,660
Well, better luck tomorrow.
646
00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:29,372
- [low grunting]
- [straining]
647
00:37:42,718 --> 00:37:44,011
[straining]
648
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,114
[sighs]
649
00:38:03,197 --> 00:38:04,197
[Billy grunts]
650
00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:05,908
Ow!
651
00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:07,867
[Billy groaning]
652
00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,996
[panting]
653
00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:12,415
How did you move so fast?
654
00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:13,916
Look at all the practice I've had.
655
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,586
[chuckles] We are not done!
656
00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:18,879
Whoa. I got you.
657
00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:20,505
[grunts]
658
00:38:23,342 --> 00:38:24,510
Did you guys do that?
659
00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:28,180
Madame Pong has performed
an act of temporal displacement,
660
00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:31,892
and it has temporarily harshed her mellow.
661
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,603
[Rod] You really need to start
on some language lessons.
662
00:38:43,612 --> 00:38:44,612
[whines]
663
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,034
The aliens need our plants?
664
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:50,703
No. Just Phil.
665
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:51,829
Phil?
666
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:53,080
He's lonely.
667
00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:57,084
Huh. This is getting weird.
668
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,281
- [whirring]
- [gasping]
669
00:39:27,948 --> 00:39:29,909
- Huh?
- [Phil] What? Who goes there?
670
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:35,915
Busted!
671
00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:39,251
Execute Plan 'B'!
672
00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:40,920
Begin Operation Cover-up.
673
00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:47,301
Sorry, guys. Be quiet.
674
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:51,806
[gasps]
675
00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:52,889
Ooh. Hello.
676
00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,141
Hi, Aunt Gwen.
677
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,851
We're having quiet time.
678
00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:58,687
Mmm. Amazing. [Chuckles]
679
00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,031
What's this?
680
00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:21,972
Are the little aliens all done with these?
681
00:40:22,336 --> 00:40:25,089
[both] Yep. Mission accomplished.
682
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:28,968
I'll just bring them back
to the kitchen, then. [Chuckles]
683
00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:33,973
- Carry on.
- Will do, Aunt Gwen.
684
00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:35,181
[chuckles]
685
00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:40,855
[all sighing]
686
00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:42,189
That was close.
687
00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:49,831
[Ms. Maloney] All right, class.
Before we get started this afternoon,
688
00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:53,075
I'll go ahead
and collect your math worksheets.
689
00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:54,368
Thank you.
690
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,286
You good in there?
691
00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:57,163
It's pretty good, yeah. Thank you.
692
00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:58,926
[Madame Pong]
All is well, young Allbright.
693
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,309
- I couldn't eat another shred.
- [Ms. Maloney] ...make sure you got
694
00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:02,168
- your name on the sheet.
- [Grakker] I can.
695
00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:04,545
Fortunately, we found
an emergency back-up supply.
696
00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:06,468
- Emergency back-up?
- [Ms. Maloney] Thank you.
697
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:09,216
[chattering]
698
00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:15,890
You want some, kiddo?
699
00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:20,352
No.
700
00:41:25,232 --> 00:41:27,943
Rod, is your worksheet done?
701
00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:31,280
Yes, but I can't hand it in right now.
702
00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:33,073
Because?
703
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:37,203
Aliens ate my homework, Ms. Maloney.
704
00:41:37,369 --> 00:41:39,371
[laughter]
705
00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:45,002
[phone ringing]
706
00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:49,340
[man on PA] As a reminder, gym classesare canceled for the rest of the week
707
00:41:49,423 --> 00:41:51,743
- because of science fair preparations.
- Get back in here!
708
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,595
Principal Carter will judge
the exhibits tomorrow afternoon
709
00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:56,764
and award ribbons in ten categories.
710
00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:58,599
In the event of a snow day,
711
00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:00,976
judging will take place
after the winter break.
712
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:05,731
The computer club will meet
in room 11011110
713
00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:09,652
at 00:00:001:00.
714
00:42:09,985 --> 00:42:12,488
The cleaning staff requests
that students please remove
715
00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:15,115
all perishable food items
from lockers by Friday.
716
00:42:15,741 --> 00:42:17,034
Hey, check this out, man.
717
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:18,953
Shock Rocks.
718
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:21,247
No! No, come on...
719
00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:25,167
Mmm. Ahh.
720
00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:30,965
Uh...
721
00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:31,882
[gasps]
722
00:42:32,007 --> 00:42:33,342
Well, Rod seemed...
723
00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:38,264
You thought X was good?
Y is even better.
724
00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:42,518
[cap clatters]
725
00:42:44,186 --> 00:42:45,688
[slurping]
726
00:42:48,607 --> 00:42:49,607
[exhales]
727
00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:52,319
Oh. [Stomach rumbling]
728
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:54,572
[burps]
729
00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:57,366
[panting]
730
00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:02,580
[stomach rumbling]
731
00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:07,543
- No, no, no.
- [groaning]
732
00:43:07,626 --> 00:43:09,044
Go away, go away!
733
00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:12,089
[moaning]
734
00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:16,010
[burping]
735
00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:19,638
- [students exclaiming]
- [shouting]
736
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:25,853
Oh, my God!
737
00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:43,286
[burps]
738
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:45,289
Send them home.
739
00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:48,417
Can you believe it? Hardly any detention.
740
00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:51,754
They're probably afraid
you'll explode on school property.
741
00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:53,172
Yeah! Awesome, wasn't it?
742
00:43:53,505 --> 00:43:56,717
Ingredient Z will make
the best volcano ever!
743
00:43:57,092 --> 00:43:59,219
Maybe I should just stick
with what I know will work.
744
00:44:00,179 --> 00:44:02,222
Like what? Your aliens?
745
00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:06,226
They're not my aliens. They're...
746
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,560
What?
747
00:44:09,521 --> 00:44:10,731
They're classified.
748
00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:13,817
- [chuckles]
- [burps]
749
00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:16,070
[both laughing]
750
00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:18,697
- Oh, my gosh.
- Hey!
751
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:20,866
[car engine starts]
752
00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:25,663
[Gibbons] Oh.
Greetings upon you, Earth child.
753
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,083
You have arrived
at a most fortuitous time.
754
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:34,088
Elspeth has solved the puzzle
of our malfunctioning embiggener.
755
00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:36,590
Her? No way.
756
00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:39,259
[Phil] We thought the problemo
was with all the, you know,
757
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:42,513
science-y techno-thingles
on the inside of the ship.
758
00:44:42,596 --> 00:44:43,596
Super complicated.
759
00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:47,601
Would melt your little meaty brain
and make it go all gooey and like that.
760
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:48,685
Well, it would.
761
00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:50,288
[Gibbons] But with the eyes of a warrior,
762
00:44:50,312 --> 00:44:54,274
Elspeth perceived that which no one else
could see on the outside of the ship.
763
00:44:54,691 --> 00:44:56,318
A part fell off. See?
764
00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:59,029
It's called a Hydrocoptic Marzul Vane.
765
00:44:59,279 --> 00:45:01,949
Without it,
the Ferkel's embiggener won't work.
766
00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:04,243
- Commendations, Earthling.
- [Rod] Come on.
767
00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:06,829
The only reason she found it
is because I wasn't here.
768
00:45:06,912 --> 00:45:08,038
Give up, Roddie.
769
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:11,375
I guess I'll just need to find
a new Hydrophobic Martian Cane.
770
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:13,127
[Elspeth] Hydrocoptic Marzul Vane.
771
00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:16,713
The Tar says Earth science
isn't advanced enough to make one.
772
00:45:17,005 --> 00:45:20,175
So, the Ferkel might be small forever,
and so will her crew.
773
00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:21,259
[Grakker groans]
774
00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:24,763
Backwater worlds are all alike.
Nothing useful anywhere!
775
00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:28,767
No. Earth has something
no other world has.
776
00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:32,270
B'KR.
777
00:45:32,312 --> 00:45:34,314
If Billy Becker's father
really is an alien,
778
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,067
he'll have alien technology, too, right?
779
00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:42,823
Not bad for a lifeform
lacking chlorophyll and leaves.
780
00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:46,702
I propose we act on Deputy Allbright's
brilliant plan at once.
781
00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:48,787
- Captain?
- Agreed.
782
00:45:48,954 --> 00:45:50,998
Um, what brilliant plan?
783
00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:52,833
What he said.
784
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:57,337
If B'KR has what we need,
then we must take it.
785
00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:06,889
[Eric and Linda] Pew! Pew! Zap! Pew!
786
00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:10,350
Bye, Mom! Don't forget my volcano!
787
00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:12,728
Oh, I'll drop it off
as soon as the babysitter gets here.
788
00:46:12,811 --> 00:46:14,271
Elspeth, are you going out, too?
789
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:18,275
I'm gonna show her my school.
She can use my old bike.
790
00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:21,028
Sounds good. Well, have a nice time.
791
00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,197
- Thanks, Mom. See ya!
- Bye.
792
00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:26,658
[chuckles] Isn't it nice to see
your brother and cousin
793
00:46:26,742 --> 00:46:28,243
getting along so well?
794
00:46:28,368 --> 00:46:32,247
They're only doing it because the mean
little alien said if they didn't...
795
00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:33,999
He'd fry their brains with his ray-guns.
796
00:46:34,082 --> 00:46:35,918
Pew! Pew! Zap!
797
00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:39,129
Well, why would
the mean little alien say that?
798
00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:42,925
- That's classified!
- That's classified!
799
00:46:43,509 --> 00:46:44,509
Oh.
800
00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:49,264
I've never seen it snow
just in one spot. It's crazy!
801
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:51,475
My mom says
it's only happened once before,
802
00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:55,062
right about when she met my dad,
a huge snowstorm, just in Seldom Seen.
803
00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:57,147
Isn't anything normal around here?
804
00:46:57,481 --> 00:47:01,485
There, I showed you my school.
Technically, I didn't lie to Mom.
805
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:04,071
Just like your dad, huh?
806
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:07,074
My dad never lied.
What's wrong with that?
807
00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:09,826
Rod, your father left you.
808
00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:11,787
He promised he'd come back.
809
00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:16,375
And you believed him?
Adults lie, all the time.
810
00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,835
"There's nothing
to be worried about, sweetie."
811
00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:22,548
"Everything's going
to be okay, honey." As if.
812
00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:27,469
Maybe your parents lie to you,
but not mine, and not my dad.
813
00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:31,640
If he's so great, then where is he?
814
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:36,269
We've got to go.
815
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:39,398
Let's hurry up.
I've never ditched school before.
816
00:47:46,613 --> 00:47:48,615
[whirring]
817
00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,799
Status report from the flight deck.
818
00:48:11,930 --> 00:48:14,099
The Ferkel's scan is complete.
819
00:48:14,349 --> 00:48:17,686
No intelligent life inside the house,
820
00:48:18,061 --> 00:48:20,022
and no human life, either...
821
00:48:20,105 --> 00:48:22,816
- [Phil laughs]
- Phil, that's not helpful.
822
00:48:34,494 --> 00:48:36,455
Ew. It smells.
823
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:41,960
Yeah, like pizza.
824
00:48:45,922 --> 00:48:48,300
Boys. It's like adults
don't even live here.
825
00:48:48,383 --> 00:48:50,886
You don't have to be a kid to like pizza.
826
00:48:51,678 --> 00:48:52,721
[chittering]
827
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:54,389
Ew! Ugh!
828
00:48:59,478 --> 00:49:00,478
[gasps]
829
00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:02,648
Oh, my gosh, he killed them!
He killed them!
830
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:04,316
Billy Becker killed his parents!
831
00:49:07,653 --> 00:49:08,779
- [gasps]
- Ooh. Ew.
832
00:49:09,946 --> 00:49:11,073
[Grakker] Those aren't real.
833
00:49:11,156 --> 00:49:14,743
They're artificial replicas
too advanced for Earth.
834
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:19,331
So, alien android parents?
835
00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:20,456
Parentoids.
836
00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:23,085
I guess.
837
00:49:23,752 --> 00:49:26,421
But if Billy Becker's father isn't real,
838
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:28,840
then that means the real B'KR is...
839
00:49:29,174 --> 00:49:30,174
- Billy.
- Billy.
840
00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:34,012
[chittering]
841
00:49:36,223 --> 00:49:38,850
- Can you believe it?
- I believe in aliens.
842
00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:40,894
Do you have something
harder to believe than that?
843
00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:47,442
Billy, my archenemy,
the rotten, lying little kid.
844
00:49:48,276 --> 00:49:50,487
He's a fugitive mastermind
from another planet,
845
00:49:50,570 --> 00:49:52,906
wanted across the galaxy
for his hideous crimes.
846
00:49:53,198 --> 00:49:56,034
- And?
- So, what's that say about my life?
847
00:49:56,284 --> 00:49:58,565
I mean, a lot of kids get bullied
at one point or another,
848
00:49:58,912 --> 00:50:00,223
but how many get bullied by a kid
849
00:50:00,247 --> 00:50:03,166
who turns out to be a criminal genius
from the stars in disguise?
850
00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:04,751
Sort of cool, really.
851
00:50:05,627 --> 00:50:06,627
What?
852
00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:10,382
I mean, it's not like you're some loser
who gets bullied by anyone.
853
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:13,552
You get bullied
by an advanced alien intellect.
854
00:50:13,802 --> 00:50:15,762
Not a lot of people can put up with that.
855
00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:18,056
So, I'm not a loser?
856
00:50:18,181 --> 00:50:21,393
Not when it comes
to standing up to an alien menace,
857
00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:26,398
but you sort of dress funny,
and, you know, a diet couldn't...
858
00:50:33,238 --> 00:50:34,573
[Phil] And we're down.
859
00:50:34,656 --> 00:50:37,176
[Rod] At least there's a bright sideto Billy Becker being B'KR.
860
00:50:37,325 --> 00:50:38,952
Bright side? Really?
861
00:50:39,953 --> 00:50:41,163
This is B'KR's hangout.
862
00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:45,417
Right? He's got to have
some sort of cool alien tech stuff here,
863
00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:48,211
maybe even something
that can fix the embiggener.
864
00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,881
[Madame Pong]
A most timely reminder, young deputy.
865
00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:55,051
Captain, we should begin our interior
probe of this domicile at once.
866
00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:59,556
You two, search this room.
Report if you find what we need.
867
00:50:59,681 --> 00:51:00,515
- Agreed.
- Agreed.
868
00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:02,726
[chittering]
869
00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:23,955
Only an alien can eat
this much junk food and live.
870
00:51:24,873 --> 00:51:28,877
He's got all the latest games,
but I've never seen this one before.
871
00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:41,807
[whirring]
872
00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:46,728
Never seen this before, either.
873
00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:48,605
We're not here to play, Roddie.
874
00:51:48,688 --> 00:51:50,065
[whirring]
875
00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:51,399
This is serious.
876
00:51:52,150 --> 00:51:56,321
What if this is some sort of
alien game console with alien games.
877
00:51:56,404 --> 00:51:57,447
Looks like a map.
878
00:51:57,531 --> 00:52:02,244
Whatever it is, it looks like that part's
some sort of alien countdown.
879
00:52:06,748 --> 00:52:08,542
[Billy] Mom, Dad, I'm home early!
880
00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,752
[Phil] Begin Operation Cover-up!
881
00:52:12,587 --> 00:52:15,465
[Elspeth] Come on. Hurry up!
882
00:52:15,882 --> 00:52:18,093
[whooshing]
883
00:52:25,183 --> 00:52:26,685
[sighs] Feels good to be home.
884
00:52:29,312 --> 00:52:30,312
[grunts]
885
00:52:31,606 --> 00:52:32,691
Oh. Hey, Roger.
886
00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:34,900
[hisses]
887
00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:46,413
[sighs]
888
00:52:48,081 --> 00:52:49,081
How was your day?
889
00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:50,834
Oh, that's right.
890
00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:55,046
I ripped out all your good parts
to make something halfway useful.
891
00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:56,673
Bit brains.
892
00:52:57,757 --> 00:52:58,757
Boop!
893
00:53:01,344 --> 00:53:02,470
[neck cracking]
894
00:53:03,054 --> 00:53:05,098
Ugh. Time to slip out of this old thing.
895
00:53:06,641 --> 00:53:08,101
[grunting]
896
00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:15,108
Ah. Sweet dwarf star.
897
00:53:23,825 --> 00:53:24,910
[sighs]
898
00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:27,370
[neck cracks]
899
00:53:36,922 --> 00:53:39,382
Hello, Pudge-Boy and friend.
900
00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:41,134
[both shrieking]
901
00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:45,764
[panting]
902
00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:48,058
[snickers]
903
00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:53,438
I guess that's how he can afford
all those games.
904
00:53:53,772 --> 00:53:54,940
I wonder if it's real.
905
00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:57,651
Rod, we need to find
a way to get out of here!
906
00:53:57,734 --> 00:53:59,319
I know. Check through the windows.
907
00:54:00,528 --> 00:54:03,698
The Ferkel can't blast through these.
It's steel. We're trapped!
908
00:54:04,157 --> 00:54:06,077
- [sniffing]
- [Rod] Where is the Ferkel, anyway?
909
00:54:09,329 --> 00:54:10,538
[sighs]
910
00:54:10,622 --> 00:54:12,540
Maybe he didn't see us come in here.
911
00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,961
- Or maybe I did!
- [both whimpering]
912
00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,295
[banging on door]
913
00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:19,756
[growling]
914
00:54:23,468 --> 00:54:24,678
[shrieks]
915
00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:26,929
Hey, kids!
916
00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:29,265
- [gasps] Rod, what are we going to do?
- [snickers]
917
00:54:31,643 --> 00:54:32,643
[beaming]
918
00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:34,228
Huh?
919
00:54:34,312 --> 00:54:35,313
[gasps]
920
00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,943
[grunting]
921
00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:54,124
I know where you live, Allbright,
and I know how to hurt you.
922
00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:03,842
Almost down, almost.
923
00:55:07,762 --> 00:55:09,097
Perfect landing.
924
00:55:09,264 --> 00:55:11,683
Um, why are you all so big?
925
00:55:11,766 --> 00:55:13,560
Uh, we're not.
926
00:55:13,727 --> 00:55:15,812
Then that means we're...
927
00:55:15,895 --> 00:55:17,981
- You are, yeah.
- But if you can't...
928
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,358
- Then we can't...
- Correct.
929
00:55:20,442 --> 00:55:23,153
No! Not correct! I can't be small!
930
00:55:26,865 --> 00:55:27,865
You're small.
931
00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:33,788
Elspeth, we're all small.
It's not just about you.
932
00:55:33,955 --> 00:55:36,124
Yeah. What he said.
933
00:55:39,961 --> 00:55:43,423
Linda, Eric, you be good
for Mrs. Nesbitt, okay?
934
00:55:43,548 --> 00:55:45,091
- Okay, Mom.
- Okay, Mom.
935
00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:46,855
I'll see you later in the afternoon, okay?
936
00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:48,738
- See you tonight, Mrs. Allbright.
- Bye! Have fun!
937
00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:49,762
- Bye.
- Bye.
938
00:55:58,772 --> 00:56:00,857
[whirring]
939
00:56:08,114 --> 00:56:10,116
[beeping]
940
00:56:29,552 --> 00:56:30,552
[beeps]
941
00:56:43,274 --> 00:56:45,318
Do these come in any other color?
942
00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:48,613
[Rod] Actually, you look sort of cool.
943
00:56:48,696 --> 00:56:49,823
You do, too, I guess.
944
00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:53,451
[Plink laughing, chittering]
945
00:56:57,831 --> 00:56:58,831
Plink!
946
00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:00,082
What was that?
947
00:57:00,416 --> 00:57:02,460
- Plink!
- Plink?
948
00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:05,380
Yes. Like most plants, Phil has a runner.
949
00:57:05,588 --> 00:57:07,632
Hello, Plinkster! He's my best bud.
950
00:57:08,133 --> 00:57:11,219
Though, the term "symbiote"
would be more precise.
951
00:57:11,302 --> 00:57:15,348
On their homeworld, plants and runners
co-evolved to help each other.
952
00:57:15,431 --> 00:57:16,266
Plink!
953
00:57:16,349 --> 00:57:17,642
[Plink laughing, chittering]
954
00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:23,356
[Phil] Ooh! Just the thing
for my root canal. [Chuckles]
955
00:57:23,606 --> 00:57:25,066
I've identified the image.
956
00:57:26,526 --> 00:57:28,027
[Rod] Hey, we saw that at Billy's.
957
00:57:28,361 --> 00:57:29,362
How'd you find it?
958
00:57:29,779 --> 00:57:31,781
[Phil] Scanned it
when we plucked you out of there.
959
00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:35,493
I might be going out on a limb,
but it's obviously a map.
960
00:57:35,785 --> 00:57:37,704
Map? Obviously.
961
00:57:37,787 --> 00:57:41,332
Okay, okay. You were right.
Map of what?
962
00:57:41,666 --> 00:57:43,877
B'KR's planning to build a hypertunnel.
963
00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:48,298
Dimensional instabilities are already
disturbing our atmosphere here.
964
00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:50,675
Is that why we're getting
so much crazy snow?
965
00:57:50,758 --> 00:57:54,387
And it will get even crazier
until this countdown ends.
966
00:57:54,929 --> 00:57:55,763
[Rod] Countdown?
967
00:57:55,847 --> 00:58:00,768
In one hour, two minutes,
26.4 seconds from now, roughly.
968
00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:02,580
So, what will happen
when the countdown ends
969
00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:03,897
and the hypertunnel opens?
970
00:58:04,230 --> 00:58:07,484
In a nutshell,
the end of your world as you know it.
971
00:58:08,276 --> 00:58:09,277
- What?
- What?
972
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:10,570
[whimpers]
973
00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:15,366
[Madame Pong] We knew B'KR was planning
the total destruction of the Earth.
974
00:58:16,242 --> 00:58:19,162
This shows us how he intends
to achieve it.
975
00:58:19,662 --> 00:58:23,333
[Grakker] Alcatron Prime,
the Patrol's super prison planetoid.
976
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:27,003
It holds thousands
of the galaxy's super-worst criminals.
977
00:58:28,421 --> 00:58:29,421
Planet Earth.
978
00:58:29,464 --> 00:58:34,761
More like ex-planet Earth,
as in excruciatingly exterminated.
979
00:58:34,844 --> 00:58:36,888
Explosively extinguished.
980
00:58:36,971 --> 00:58:39,265
- Extremely...
- Phil? That's enough.
981
00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:40,433
[stammers] What?
982
00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:43,686
Why would B'KR release
thousands of galactic criminals here?
983
00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:46,022
The simple answer is to be cruel.
984
00:58:46,731 --> 00:58:48,525
[Madame Pong] In the civilized galaxy,
985
00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:51,444
cruelty to others
is the greatest crime of all,
986
00:58:51,903 --> 00:58:55,490
and B'KR is the greatest criminal
of them all.
987
00:58:55,573 --> 00:58:56,908
Millions have wept.
988
00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:00,912
- There's got to be a way to stop him.
- [Phil] There is!
989
00:59:00,995 --> 00:59:05,166
The flashing countdown thingy
shows how long we have till your world
990
00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:07,502
and the prison planetoid align in,
991
00:59:07,585 --> 00:59:10,713
like, a dimensional web
that is really complicated,
992
00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:13,299
and you'll never understand it,
993
00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:17,929
but that's when B'KR will need
an Activator to make his hypertunnel.
994
00:59:18,096 --> 00:59:20,265
So, if we find an Activator...
995
00:59:20,348 --> 00:59:23,601
Then we can destroy it before he gets
a chance to create the tunnel.
996
00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:26,521
And the galactic super criminals
won't be able to invade Earth.
997
00:59:26,688 --> 00:59:32,610
In 58 minutes,
3.2 seconds from now, more or less.
998
00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:34,696
So, how do we find an Activator?
999
00:59:34,779 --> 00:59:37,198
[Phil] It'll be close
to the dimensional disruption
1000
00:59:37,282 --> 00:59:39,117
that's causing your strange weather.
1001
00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:41,953
So, it's in my school?
1002
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,621
[Phil] Bingo, sprout.
1003
00:59:43,705 --> 00:59:46,332
But to find exactly
where B'KR's hidden it,
1004
00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:48,334
we'll need roots on the ground.
1005
00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:49,751
[Rod] What's going on?
1006
00:59:49,919 --> 00:59:54,048
Incoming communication
on the galactic emergency band!
1007
00:59:59,762 --> 01:00:01,931
Hello, Galactic Patrol. [Chuckles]
1008
01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:03,641
[Rod] Hey, he's in my house!
1009
01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:06,311
[B'Kr] Oh! This is good.Do you mind?
1010
01:00:08,229 --> 01:00:10,315
I'm going to make this simple,
just like all of you.
1011
01:00:11,107 --> 01:00:15,987
You have something I want,
and I have something you want.
1012
01:00:21,909 --> 01:00:24,454
Time to fly!
Those maggots need saving.
1013
01:00:25,663 --> 01:00:27,290
[whooshing]
1014
01:00:30,084 --> 01:00:31,836
[beeping]
1015
01:00:45,933 --> 01:00:47,310
[beeping]
1016
01:00:48,853 --> 01:00:49,979
[Elspeth] What's that say?
1017
01:00:50,563 --> 01:00:52,899
It's a warning from B'KR.
1018
01:00:53,358 --> 01:00:55,568
[Gibbons] Inexactly,
it translates something like,
1019
01:00:55,902 --> 01:00:57,779
"Captain Grakker, surrender your crew,
1020
01:00:57,945 --> 01:01:00,323
or the grublings will be forever blue."
1021
01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:05,244
Those poor corn kernels!
He popped them to pieces. Murderer!
1022
01:01:06,829 --> 01:01:08,706
Activate external speakers.
1023
01:01:09,874 --> 01:01:11,584
Now, you're talking!
1024
01:01:12,418 --> 01:01:15,797
B'KR, release the grublings at once!
1025
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:18,007
No. Not until you give up,
1026
01:01:18,257 --> 01:01:23,096
or else the Allbright brats
will remain frozen forever.
1027
01:01:23,888 --> 01:01:24,931
[laughs mischievously]
1028
01:01:25,014 --> 01:01:26,015
[whimpers]
1029
01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:30,269
Captain, there's only one
course of action that we can take.
1030
01:01:32,730 --> 01:01:33,730
Surrender.
1031
01:01:33,856 --> 01:01:34,856
- What?
- What?
1032
01:01:35,525 --> 01:01:39,487
Well, according to the Galactic Code,
all larva must be protected.
1033
01:01:39,779 --> 01:01:43,157
Remember, all is not lost
until all is lost.
1034
01:01:43,241 --> 01:01:45,827
- Aren't you a ray of sunshine?
- Yeah.
1035
01:01:46,786 --> 01:01:47,786
[clears throat]
1036
01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:51,249
B'KR, hear my words.
1037
01:01:51,332 --> 01:01:54,711
We will surrender,
but only if you free the larva.
1038
01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:57,547
Done. Now, get in here.
1039
01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:04,220
Open sesame seed.
1040
01:02:06,556 --> 01:02:08,850
[whooshing] [beeping]
1041
01:02:36,794 --> 01:02:38,671
My scans show six crew on board,
1042
01:02:38,838 --> 01:02:41,466
so, I want all six to surrender,
no weapons,
1043
01:02:41,549 --> 01:02:43,134
and then I'll release my captives.
1044
01:02:44,343 --> 01:02:47,805
- [gargles]
- Shutting down all systems ASAP.
1045
01:02:48,806 --> 01:02:50,391
[powering down]
1046
01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:54,854
Wait. There're seven of us, not six.
1047
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:58,816
B'KR must've just scanned for animal life.
He doesn't know about Phil.
1048
01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:02,779
That's his loss,
because I am a plant worth knowing.
1049
01:03:03,362 --> 01:03:05,948
Then Warrior Science
tells us exactly what to do next.
1050
01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:07,241
Young humans, come closer.
1051
01:03:09,076 --> 01:03:10,369
- [electricity crackling]
- Hey!
1052
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:12,120
Ow!
1053
01:03:12,371 --> 01:03:13,371
What was that for?
1054
01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:14,957
A simple transfer of knowledge,
1055
01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:17,502
so, you will know how to act
when the time is right.
1056
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,546
An anti-gravity flying belt?
1057
01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:23,132
What, you thought it was just
to hold up your pants?
1058
01:03:23,216 --> 01:03:24,217
Hah. Yeah.
1059
01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:26,302
This is amazing, Rod.
1060
01:03:26,761 --> 01:03:29,847
I know how to work this.
I know how to fly!
1061
01:03:29,931 --> 01:03:33,267
- A simple transfer of knowledge.
- For when the time is right.
1062
01:03:37,021 --> 01:03:40,066
- [rumbling]
- [all exclaiming]
1063
01:03:42,693 --> 01:03:44,237
[all exclaiming]
1064
01:03:52,912 --> 01:03:57,792
Hello, Pudge-Boy and friends,
including Captain Grakker.
1065
01:03:58,417 --> 01:04:00,127
I thought I recognized you at school.
1066
01:04:00,419 --> 01:04:02,547
We have a deal, B'KR!
1067
01:04:06,133 --> 01:04:07,133
[groans]
1068
01:04:08,719 --> 01:04:09,971
[all exclaiming]
1069
01:04:17,019 --> 01:04:18,019
[snaps fingers]
1070
01:04:18,187 --> 01:04:19,313
[both giggling]
1071
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:21,732
- That tickled!
- Again!
1072
01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:23,985
[growls]
1073
01:04:24,068 --> 01:04:25,987
[all shrieking]
1074
01:04:27,947 --> 01:04:30,408
[grunts, snickers]
1075
01:04:38,749 --> 01:04:41,043
[whooshing]
1076
01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:44,255
[Gibbons] What a stimulating
collection of artifacts.
1077
01:04:44,338 --> 01:04:47,216
The intellect that chose them
must be of the highest order.
1078
01:04:47,425 --> 01:04:49,260
Linda's always messing with my stuff.
1079
01:04:50,761 --> 01:04:52,638
- Status report.
- [chitters]
1080
01:04:53,180 --> 01:04:55,808
I am harshed, yet retain my mellowness.
1081
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:58,269
I am fully operational.
1082
01:04:58,352 --> 01:05:01,439
- I'm not. This place is a mess, Rod.
- [thud]
1083
01:05:01,522 --> 01:05:04,108
Ow! I hit something really hard.
1084
01:05:05,943 --> 01:05:07,737
What the heck is this thing, anyway?
1085
01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:09,280
Plink!
1086
01:05:09,363 --> 01:05:11,908
Flibbix be honored!
It is a Warrior Miracle!
1087
01:05:12,116 --> 01:05:14,535
Rod, you've found the missing piece
of the embiggener.
1088
01:05:15,328 --> 01:05:17,788
The Hippo Marsupial Weathervane?
1089
01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:20,541
Hydrocoptic... Never mind.
1090
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:23,669
Linda must've shoved it in here
the day you trashed my window.
1091
01:05:23,878 --> 01:05:26,923
All we have to do now
to enlarge the Ferkel and ourselves...
1092
01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:30,551
Is put the Vane back in its proper place
on the outside of the ship.
1093
01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:33,012
We're locked inside a smelly backpack.
1094
01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:35,026
How are we going to get back
on the Ferkel?
1095
01:05:35,097 --> 01:05:37,141
As Warrior Science teaches us,
1096
01:05:37,224 --> 01:05:40,436
Planjite-fribble wasn't smelled
with a single sniff.
1097
01:05:40,645 --> 01:05:42,521
[inhales] Mmm-hmm.
1098
01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:43,605
[Grakker] True.
1099
01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:47,526
[whirring]
1100
01:05:50,571 --> 01:05:51,571
[all exclaiming] [gasps]
1101
01:05:59,038 --> 01:06:00,998
Time to shake things up.
1102
01:06:04,418 --> 01:06:05,503
What's he doing?
1103
01:06:05,586 --> 01:06:07,421
- Shaking us!
- Why?
1104
01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:09,382
He probably thinks it's [shouts] funny.
1105
01:06:10,257 --> 01:06:11,801
Millions have wept.
1106
01:06:12,093 --> 01:06:13,678
Make that a million and one.
1107
01:06:17,264 --> 01:06:19,058
[snickering]
1108
01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:43,582
[groaning]
1109
01:06:57,471 --> 01:06:59,098
This is our chance to escape.
1110
01:06:59,390 --> 01:07:01,642
How? We're upside down on the flap.
1111
01:07:01,726 --> 01:07:04,979
Warrior Science teaches us
that when there is no other choice...
1112
01:07:05,396 --> 01:07:08,524
We make the choice we must.
1113
01:07:09,275 --> 01:07:11,068
- The Berserker Module.
- Yeah.
1114
01:07:16,824 --> 01:07:19,076
Captain Grakker, are you ready?
1115
01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:21,954
Madame Pong, I am a Friskian fighter.
1116
01:07:22,329 --> 01:07:25,207
I was ready the day
I was extruded from the vats.
1117
01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:33,049
Time to get this party started.
1118
01:07:42,516 --> 01:07:43,517
Everyone back.
1119
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,690
[screams, exclaiming]
1120
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,527
Grakker! Bad wall!
1121
01:07:53,861 --> 01:07:55,905
- [panting]
- Bad wall! Kill!
1122
01:07:56,947 --> 01:08:00,034
Bad wall! Bad wall! Die, die!
1123
01:08:01,118 --> 01:08:02,828
[maniacal laugh, grunts]
1124
01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:05,747
[electricity crackles]
1125
01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:07,333
Oh-ho! Yes.
1126
01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:11,712
[device powering up]
1127
01:08:13,130 --> 01:08:14,131
[shouting]
1128
01:08:16,217 --> 01:08:18,511
[electricity crackling]
1129
01:08:20,596 --> 01:08:22,473
[beaming]
1130
01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:30,189
[humming]
1131
01:08:33,859 --> 01:08:37,613
[playfully] The sap is rising.
1132
01:08:40,074 --> 01:08:41,450
- [beeps, powering up]
- Ohh.
1133
01:08:41,534 --> 01:08:43,577
That feels good.
1134
01:08:44,411 --> 01:08:47,164
[shouting, grunts]
1135
01:08:55,589 --> 01:08:58,467
Oh! Look who's gone to seed.
1136
01:08:58,634 --> 01:09:02,346
Now, feel the fury
of the Ferkel's fearsome fighter! [Laughs]
1137
01:09:02,555 --> 01:09:03,806
Kreegah!
1138
01:09:06,934 --> 01:09:08,894
[grunting, panting]
1139
01:09:09,770 --> 01:09:11,021
Kreegah!
1140
01:09:15,985 --> 01:09:17,069
Kreegah!
1141
01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:20,322
We're not on solid ground!
1142
01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:23,492
Grakker! No! The wall is dead!
1143
01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:25,077
[grunting]
1144
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:26,829
[all shouting]
1145
01:09:26,912 --> 01:09:28,205
[Gibbons] Brace for impact!
1146
01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:32,710
[electricity crackling]
1147
01:09:36,547 --> 01:09:38,716
[all panting]
1148
01:09:45,764 --> 01:09:49,393
The mighty Grakker triumphs!
Bad wall dead! Kreegah!
1149
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:52,627
[Madame Pong] Rod, Elspeth, quickly!
1150
01:09:56,984 --> 01:09:57,984
Who's next? Uh-oh.
1151
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:01,614
Oh, no.
1152
01:10:02,281 --> 01:10:03,365
[screams]
1153
01:10:15,711 --> 01:10:17,022
[Rod] We've got to get
you guys out of here!
1154
01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:19,965
No, young Allbright,
you have a different mission.
1155
01:10:20,424 --> 01:10:23,052
- Trust in Warrior Science!
- But, Tar...
1156
01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:25,429
[electricity crackling]
1157
01:10:27,973 --> 01:10:30,226
Oh. Right. It's time.
1158
01:10:30,517 --> 01:10:33,103
Phil reports that the Ferkel
is back up to full power.
1159
01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:35,564
It's up to you now, Rod.
1160
01:10:35,814 --> 01:10:39,652
Hold on. Why him?
I'm the one who saw it was missing.
1161
01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:43,572
Young Elspeth, each of us
has our own part to play in this mission.
1162
01:10:43,864 --> 01:10:46,992
And this one is something
an Allbright should do.
1163
01:10:51,038 --> 01:10:52,831
He's getting ready to blast the Ferkel!
1164
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:55,501
Phillogenous esk Piemondum!
1165
01:10:55,834 --> 01:10:57,169
Now!
1166
01:10:57,419 --> 01:11:00,089
It's mulching time!
1167
01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:02,841
[whooshing]
1168
01:11:09,056 --> 01:11:11,308
I feel the need for speed.
1169
01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:16,480
Whoo-hoo!
1170
01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:23,320
[groans]
1171
01:11:23,862 --> 01:11:26,949
This is where
the rubber tree hits the road!
1172
01:11:27,032 --> 01:11:29,368
Rod! Elspeth! To the Ferkel!
1173
01:11:29,952 --> 01:11:31,287
[belts powering up]
1174
01:11:31,370 --> 01:11:32,371
[whooshing]
1175
01:11:35,874 --> 01:11:37,668
[panting]
1176
01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:39,503
- Whoo!
- [exclaims]
1177
01:11:39,586 --> 01:11:40,921
- [gasps]
- Whoo!
1178
01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:45,551
I'd call this a face off, if I had a face.
1179
01:11:45,634 --> 01:11:49,805
I'm going to smush you
like a bug. [Grunts]
1180
01:11:49,888 --> 01:11:52,182
You throw like an alien.
1181
01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:53,600
Huh? Huh?
1182
01:11:54,351 --> 01:11:55,519
Incoming!
1183
01:11:55,728 --> 01:11:56,812
[gasps, shrieks]
1184
01:12:01,608 --> 01:12:02,608
[grunts]
1185
01:12:02,901 --> 01:12:04,403
Cling on tight, Rod!
1186
01:12:05,612 --> 01:12:07,656
[grunting]
1187
01:12:08,532 --> 01:12:09,950
[growling]
1188
01:12:10,617 --> 01:12:11,994
Phil, are you there?
1189
01:12:12,453 --> 01:12:14,830
Ready to put my petals to the metal.
1190
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:16,081
[whooping]
1191
01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:17,541
Phil, steady the ship!
1192
01:12:17,624 --> 01:12:20,627
I'm about to put the you-know-what
in the you-know-where.
1193
01:12:20,711 --> 01:12:22,796
You said it, kind of, sort of.
1194
01:12:24,131 --> 01:12:25,131
He can't!
1195
01:12:25,257 --> 01:12:26,800
[growling]
1196
01:12:27,301 --> 01:12:29,470
I hate these people! [Grunts]
1197
01:12:31,805 --> 01:12:34,016
[grunting]
1198
01:12:34,099 --> 01:12:36,810
Rod, the hypertunnel's
trying to pull us in!
1199
01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:39,020
[gasps]
1200
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:40,939
[grunting]
1201
01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:43,567
I can't hold this position much longer!
1202
01:12:43,650 --> 01:12:44,735
[panting]
1203
01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:49,573
[grunting]
1204
01:12:51,283 --> 01:12:52,451
[straining]
1205
01:12:54,286 --> 01:12:55,371
Pudge-Boy.
1206
01:12:55,913 --> 01:12:57,414
[grunting]
1207
01:12:57,498 --> 01:12:59,541
[exclaiming]
1208
01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:02,044
[panting, sneezes]
1209
01:13:04,254 --> 01:13:05,756
Stop right there.
1210
01:13:05,839 --> 01:13:08,133
You of all people
can't trust the Galactic Patrol.
1211
01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:10,386
- They've been lying to you.
- What?
1212
01:13:11,011 --> 01:13:15,891
The truth about your father...
They'll never tell you, but I will!
1213
01:13:16,016 --> 01:13:19,019
All you have to do is put that down.
1214
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:22,648
Rod, close your earflaps.
That meatpod's the liar!
1215
01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:25,234
Why should I trust you and not them?
1216
01:13:25,317 --> 01:13:27,569
I'm the only one
who can take you to your father.
1217
01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:29,405
[Art bellowing]
1218
01:13:30,489 --> 01:13:32,809
- Everything's gonna be all right.
- [electricity crackles]
1219
01:13:32,866 --> 01:13:33,866
Ow!
1220
01:13:34,535 --> 01:13:37,496
I'll come back, Rod. I promise.
1221
01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:43,585
Simple choice, Allbright. Yes, or no?
1222
01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:45,253
Dad...
1223
01:13:45,295 --> 01:13:47,131
Rod, you can't!
1224
01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:50,426
[gasping]
1225
01:13:52,219 --> 01:13:53,779
You know it's what you want, Allbright.
1226
01:13:54,346 --> 01:13:57,724
It's not about me, Billy!
There's much more at stake here!
1227
01:13:57,808 --> 01:13:58,808
[growls]
1228
01:13:59,101 --> 01:14:01,645
I'm an Allbright. I can do this.
1229
01:14:01,728 --> 01:14:03,147
[grunting]
1230
01:14:03,230 --> 01:14:04,314
[chuckles]
1231
01:14:05,649 --> 01:14:06,525
[gasps]
1232
01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:08,360
[electricity crackling]
1233
01:14:10,737 --> 01:14:12,865
The Ferkel is go!
1234
01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:14,032
[whirring]
1235
01:14:14,116 --> 01:14:15,868
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1236
01:14:15,951 --> 01:14:18,829
- Eat my pollen, hypertunnel!
- Yes!
1237
01:14:18,912 --> 01:14:19,912
[Plink cheering]
1238
01:14:20,664 --> 01:14:21,707
[belt powers up]
1239
01:14:29,047 --> 01:14:30,047
You did it!
1240
01:14:30,841 --> 01:14:32,718
Come on, Elspeth. We did it!
1241
01:14:32,801 --> 01:14:34,720
You flew straight at B'KR
to save the Ferkel!
1242
01:14:34,928 --> 01:14:36,138
Obviously!
1243
01:14:36,221 --> 01:14:38,265
- [B'Kr growling]
- Um...
1244
01:14:38,557 --> 01:14:39,808
I don't think we're done yet.
1245
01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:41,768
[weapon beaming]
1246
01:14:44,271 --> 01:14:46,273
I'm going to blast you all to quarks!
1247
01:14:46,356 --> 01:14:48,150
Nobody's going to mow me down.
1248
01:14:49,568 --> 01:14:50,736
[Phil whooping]
1249
01:14:50,819 --> 01:14:52,613
Flower Power!
1250
01:14:52,696 --> 01:14:53,614
[B'Kr shouting]
1251
01:14:53,697 --> 01:14:56,200
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
1252
01:14:57,868 --> 01:14:59,203
[panting]
1253
01:15:10,297 --> 01:15:11,381
[chuckles]
1254
01:15:11,673 --> 01:15:13,467
Fasten your pod-belts!
1255
01:15:16,136 --> 01:15:18,096
[shouting]
1256
01:15:19,097 --> 01:15:22,893
I'll show this planet wrecker
some real fun with science.
1257
01:15:22,976 --> 01:15:26,480
Saplings,
shield your light-sensing jelly balls.
1258
01:15:26,563 --> 01:15:29,107
- "Jelly balls"?
- I think he means our eyes.
1259
01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:30,191
[Phil] Now!
1260
01:15:30,275 --> 01:15:31,652
[shouting] -[chuckles]
- Dang it!
1261
01:15:40,869 --> 01:15:43,163
Time to pluck this weed.
1262
01:15:47,584 --> 01:15:49,086
Farewell, Ferkel!
1263
01:15:49,169 --> 01:15:51,547
Reflect on this, B'KR.
1264
01:15:54,424 --> 01:15:56,593
- [shrieks] Boogers!
- [blasts]
1265
01:15:57,094 --> 01:15:59,096
[groaning]
1266
01:15:59,888 --> 01:16:04,226
Rod! Elspeth! Scanners say
the Activator's in B'KR's science project.
1267
01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:06,645
- You have to nip it in the bud.
- [panting] Huh?
1268
01:16:08,105 --> 01:16:09,105
I see it!
1269
01:16:09,189 --> 01:16:10,189
[gasps]
1270
01:16:11,942 --> 01:16:13,402
How much time do we have left?
1271
01:16:13,485 --> 01:16:15,654
[Phil] Three minutes and...
[grumbles]
1272
01:16:15,737 --> 01:16:18,156
Who knows how many seconds?
Just hurry!
1273
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:21,159
- You have to shut it down.
- What're you going to do?
1274
01:16:22,703 --> 01:16:24,580
[grunting]
1275
01:16:26,331 --> 01:16:27,666
I'm going to shut down Billy.
1276
01:16:27,749 --> 01:16:29,876
- [Bell ringing]
- Is that the lunch bell?
1277
01:16:30,669 --> 01:16:32,754
The gym's going to be swarming with kids.
1278
01:16:32,838 --> 01:16:35,799
And swarming with galactic criminals.
1279
01:16:37,467 --> 01:16:38,969
Phil, activate the embiggener!
1280
01:16:39,052 --> 01:16:42,139
- Just for me.
- Here you grow! [Laughs]
1281
01:16:42,306 --> 01:16:43,306
[Gibbons] Good one.
1282
01:16:45,392 --> 01:16:46,810
Whoa. You got big.
1283
01:16:50,981 --> 01:16:53,734
[growling, grunting]
1284
01:16:58,071 --> 01:16:59,071
[grunting]
1285
01:17:04,161 --> 01:17:05,287
Quit it, Pudge-Boy.
1286
01:17:05,370 --> 01:17:07,414
My name is Rod Allbright!
1287
01:17:07,497 --> 01:17:09,916
The sprout is blossoming.
1288
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,251
[grunting]
1289
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,629
[electricity crackling]
1290
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:26,141
Elspeth, pull the blue wires.
Pull them all!
1291
01:17:26,308 --> 01:17:28,268
[murmuring]
1292
01:17:28,727 --> 01:17:31,063
You're ruining everything.
1293
01:17:31,146 --> 01:17:32,939
Now, you know how it feels!
1294
01:17:33,023 --> 01:17:34,107
[grunting]
1295
01:17:34,191 --> 01:17:35,192
Go, Rod!
1296
01:17:35,359 --> 01:17:37,778
[cheering, applauding]
1297
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,822
Rod, the galactic criminals
are almost here.
1298
01:17:44,242 --> 01:17:45,410
[electricity crackling]
1299
01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:53,126
[screeching]
1300
01:17:53,293 --> 01:17:56,963
Let's see you all laugh at this, losers.
1301
01:17:58,465 --> 01:17:59,925
[chattering]
1302
01:18:04,971 --> 01:18:05,971
[Ms. Maloney] What?
1303
01:18:11,186 --> 01:18:12,020
[laughter]
1304
01:18:12,104 --> 01:18:16,191
All those brave bananas just got creamed.
1305
01:18:16,566 --> 01:18:17,566
[chuckles]
1306
01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:18,693
[grunts]
1307
01:18:32,582 --> 01:18:33,583
[growling]
1308
01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:40,090
The volcano?
The kid's a blooming genius.
1309
01:18:40,507 --> 01:18:42,551
[panting]
1310
01:18:45,011 --> 01:18:46,680
[grunting]
1311
01:18:50,934 --> 01:18:51,977
[snickers]
1312
01:18:52,060 --> 01:18:55,397
Elspeth! One minute and counting.
1313
01:18:57,232 --> 01:18:58,608
Rod! Ingredient Z!
1314
01:19:00,152 --> 01:19:01,152
[grunts]
1315
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,781
This is the big one!
1316
01:19:06,032 --> 01:19:07,284
Hey, Rod Allbright.
1317
01:19:08,493 --> 01:19:11,288
Your world is mine.
1318
01:19:12,873 --> 01:19:16,877
I don't like the sound of that,
and I don't have ears.
1319
01:19:17,085 --> 01:19:20,672
- [criminals screeching]
- The galactic criminals are almost here!
1320
01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:26,094
[shouting]
1321
01:19:28,096 --> 01:19:29,306
[laughter]
1322
01:19:29,389 --> 01:19:30,807
[screeching]
1323
01:19:30,891 --> 01:19:32,142
[Phil] Ten seconds.
1324
01:19:33,143 --> 01:19:37,647
Nine, eight, seven, six,
1325
01:19:38,565 --> 01:19:44,112
five, four, three,
1326
01:19:45,363 --> 01:19:46,363
two,
1327
01:19:47,449 --> 01:19:48,450
one!
1328
01:19:48,575 --> 01:19:49,785
- No!
- [device powering up]
1329
01:19:49,868 --> 01:19:53,163
Elspeth, no time left. Pull everything!
1330
01:19:53,497 --> 01:19:54,497
[shouts]
1331
01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:56,458
[blasts]
1332
01:19:56,541 --> 01:19:58,251
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1333
01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:00,295
[sighs]
1334
01:20:00,378 --> 01:20:03,298
Whoo! I'm tired. I need fertilizer.
1335
01:20:03,673 --> 01:20:05,759
[all cheering]
1336
01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:19,940
Time to make like a tree and leaf.
1337
01:20:22,275 --> 01:20:23,485
Fart burps!
1338
01:20:29,908 --> 01:20:31,368
[chuckles]
1339
01:20:35,455 --> 01:20:36,873
I saw everything.
1340
01:20:38,542 --> 01:20:41,586
- Everything?
- Yeah, it was the best volcano ever!
1341
01:20:45,173 --> 01:20:46,800
- Hey, where's Billy?
- Gone.
1342
01:20:46,883 --> 01:20:48,969
He won't be showing
his face around here again.
1343
01:20:49,052 --> 01:20:51,179
[all cheering, applauding]
1344
01:21:02,190 --> 01:21:04,568
[sighs] Just like his father.
1345
01:21:07,821 --> 01:21:10,657
- I'll get a mop.
- Yeah.
1346
01:21:48,028 --> 01:21:50,030
[whooshing]
1347
01:22:08,131 --> 01:22:10,383
This parting is sad for me,
Young Allbright,
1348
01:22:11,176 --> 01:22:14,220
but I honor the Warrior Spirit
within you and Elspeth,
1349
01:22:14,346 --> 01:22:16,806
and wish you could travel
the stars with us.
1350
01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:19,601
Thank you, Tar Gibbons.
We've learned a lot from you already.
1351
01:22:19,726 --> 01:22:21,561
At least half of it makes sense.
1352
01:22:21,645 --> 01:22:23,438
Let us hope it is the right half.
1353
01:22:23,563 --> 01:22:26,066
Oh, I don't want to get all sappy,
1354
01:22:26,232 --> 01:22:28,276
but even though you're not green,
1355
01:22:28,401 --> 01:22:32,864
you two are fine human beans...
Uh, beings.
1356
01:22:33,031 --> 01:22:34,699
- Plink!
- [both chuckle]
1357
01:22:35,617 --> 01:22:39,621
Rod, do you know why B'KR told you
that he knows where your father is?
1358
01:22:39,829 --> 01:22:40,829
To be cruel.
1359
01:22:41,289 --> 01:22:46,002
True, but what is also true,
is there is no way for B'KR to know
1360
01:22:46,086 --> 01:22:49,631
where your father is,
because his location and his mission...
1361
01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:51,257
Are classified?
1362
01:22:51,549 --> 01:22:54,429
[Elspeth] You mean Rod's father is a...
A member of the Galactic Patrol.
1363
01:22:57,263 --> 01:23:00,058
Is that why I knew how to get
the Hydrocoptic Marzul Vane to work?
1364
01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:05,146
Your father might have transferred
more knowledge to you than...
1365
01:23:05,230 --> 01:23:06,231
[clears throat]
1366
01:23:07,107 --> 01:23:08,107
[chuckles]
1367
01:23:09,442 --> 01:23:11,319
I've already said too much.
1368
01:23:11,403 --> 01:23:12,880
[Gibbons] Take heart, young Allbright.
1369
01:23:12,904 --> 01:23:15,949
Your father would not have left
without good reason.
1370
01:23:16,157 --> 01:23:20,662
There's always a seed of hope.
Perhaps you'll see him again...
1371
01:23:21,079 --> 01:23:23,581
But only when the time is right.
1372
01:23:24,499 --> 01:23:27,043
When the galaxy is safe once again.
1373
01:23:37,053 --> 01:23:39,055
[whooshing]
1374
01:23:57,657 --> 01:23:59,051
You think we'll ever see them again?
1375
01:23:59,075 --> 01:24:00,452
- I hope so.
- Me, too.
1376
01:24:00,785 --> 01:24:02,145
We're part of the team now, right?
1377
01:24:02,495 --> 01:24:05,331
- Right.
- But we still need to have that talk.
1378
01:24:05,498 --> 01:24:07,459
- Huh?
- Star Wars.
1379
01:24:07,625 --> 01:24:08,710
Star Trek.
1380
01:24:08,793 --> 01:24:11,004
The Force beats the Federation any day.
1381
01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:14,632
The Klingons beat
the Rebel Alliance any day.
1382
01:24:15,216 --> 01:24:17,302
Warrior Science says this isn't over.
1383
01:24:17,510 --> 01:24:19,137
- Until it's over.
- [chuckles]
1384
01:24:19,345 --> 01:24:21,222
Hey! Guys! Did you see that?
1385
01:24:21,389 --> 01:24:24,267
- You mean that flash of purple light?
- Yeah, what was that?
1386
01:24:27,604 --> 01:24:30,648
The Starship Ferkel.
Part of the Galactic Patrol.
1387
01:24:30,815 --> 01:24:34,819
Its crew are all aliens.
Its pilot is a potted plant.
1388
01:24:36,780 --> 01:24:39,866
[chuckles] You guys!
I almost believed you that time.
1389
01:24:40,241 --> 01:24:41,534
There's always next time.
1390
01:24:47,707 --> 01:24:50,293
[Mickey] You were joking
about those little aliens, right?
1391
01:24:51,169 --> 01:24:52,295
[Rod] That's classified.
1392
01:25:13,316 --> 01:25:15,360
[whooshing]
1393
01:26:16,963 --> 01:26:22,218
"And Billy Becker was banned
from this dimension for 50 keltrons,
1394
01:26:22,510 --> 01:26:27,682
stuck in a galactic prison
with no hope of getting out."102337
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