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You fuck!

It is important that we
breathe with our stomach.

We need to make sure that is true.

- It is difficult to read the KID number.
- I have double checked.

-Don't touch it!
-Sorry, I just wanted to see.

Sorry myself.
I have to do something.

I'm with you.
I'm completely dizzy.

-Sit in the middle.
-I need a break from you.

Why? It's Christian's fault, and
you should hang out with him.

It is not possible to putty on it.
Do we still have that chipboard?

It's just a number.

- That's a lot of money.
- There is so much money.

You totally give a fuck
about everyone else.

I like you, I don't like you. If
you understand the difference.

If I sign it,
then I get that money.

Then I think I will actually
get all that money, Nikko.

Mum fusses about wedding
venue. Shall we answer?

That looks like a community center.
I can't bear to think about it now.

Can you pick up a saw?

You don't know what Christian has
done to me, to us, to the company.

He has no intention of
selling to Meriakis after all.

I have been doing Greek
on Duolingo for 300 hours-

- because he's a fucking pussy.

Even I have realized that
Christian did not intend to sell.

He's the boss now, accept it.

SCREEN MEDIA
Børge Johnsen

Think then.
So much money to get rid of me.

Just as well, they're shit people anyway.

Yes, but still...

Is it them?
What should I do?

- I don't know, you have to take it.
-Hello?

It is on behalf of Christian
Bullman.
We are going to repair a wall.

No, we won't need help with that.

Now we are here.

I have not ordered any help.
We can fix it ourselves.

What should I say
to my employer then?

You can greet your employer
and say I don't want help.

It's not possible to come
to someone's dinner-

-and pretend it's to
get to know each other-

-and then it's actually
to get a signature.

It is absolutely sick to do.
It's fake and disgusting.

You can greet Christian
Bullshit and his family- -and

say fuck o...

Damn, what a hell of a night.

Hello?
What has happened?

It is Maggie that has happened,
of course.

What has she done now?

She has found out that I
am not going to sell the fleet.

Then she throws me under the bus.

I don't quite have the
energy to talk about this.

Can we talk about something
completely different?

We have received answers
to the tests. Sit down.

- Has it come so fast?
- Yes, and I dare not read it.

- So exciting.
- Maybe that can give us some answers.

Hard.

Harder.

Is it not your father you are angry
with, who left the company to Christian?

No, I haven't been
mad at him in years.

I've known since I was little
that Christian would take over.

Doddo was, after all, an honest
piece of shit that I could argue with.

He wanted to sell. Doddo wasn't sentimental, - -it's

just something Christian
says to justify what he's doing.

I want to kill him.

Choke him and throw him
into the new pool at Fredly.

"The semen analysis shows that..."

I have a lot of sperm. I delivered
cascades of sperm inside that room.

- But it doesn't live.
- That is wrong.

It is wrong.

I exercise, I eat healthy. It is
completely illogical that I am the problem.

I have very good genetic material.
Doddo has 4-5. We take another test.

Give it to us, we'll figure
it out. The sperm is dead.

If the two of us are going to have a
child, we must think outside the box.

- It can't be me.
- It can't be you?

It can't be me either. We
can read that ourselves.

You have made me
infertile for so long.

"Eat this, don't eat this."

"Drink this, don't drink this."

There are other
ways we can do it.

Adoption, sperm donor, anything.

- I want a child that is mine.
-A child that is yours?

You cannot necessarily
have a child that is yours.

You can't just buy everything.

You cannot buy good semen.

You have dung semen, sorry.

I've been thinking for over
a year that I should just quit.

-Why don't you do it then?
- Those are ambitions.

I want Procyon to be the best, and now
Christian drives everything into the ditch.

Maybe you should take over?

Take the position for which
you are 100 times better suited.

Then Christian must resign,
he never does.

Or the shareholders
must agree that he is unfit.

It's Fie, me and Kaisa, and Emma,
who will be bought out anyway.

- It doesn't sound completely impossible.
- They don't trust me now either.

If I say everything I've been
doing to make him look good,-

- they're going to think I'm lying.
- You have to try it.

It's all the stress with
Maggie and I don't know what.

I'm not stressed.

-You're not stressed?
- No, I'm not stressed.

I know I don't feel stressed.

Stop saying I'm stressed.

You are the world's most stressed
man. Now you're just like Doddo.

where is my husband

The one I fell so in
love with? Where is he?

I haven't seen him in a
hundred years, and i miss him.

Your sperm is lousy.
And so?

Do you understand
that? I can carry a child.

I don't just want "a child",
I want a child that is mine.

You don't want a child.

You want an heir.

It is not impossible to
imagine that they realize that

Christian must go - -if they know
how things have actually been.

How you've cleaned him
up and made him look good.

Thanks to him being a fool.

I think you should
just say sorry for what

they are upset about, - -and then you lie flat.

Then you tell them the whole story.

Then they will want
you to take over.

Just relax.

This is going to be just fine.

Maybe you can ask the
stripper lawyer for help.

- Why did you get a hammer?
- I didn't understand...

There is a hole. Do you
want to make more holes?

- Hi, Christian.
-Hey, Tommy.

- Are you thinking downwards?
-Yes.

- Can you arrange food and such?
-Yes. What is it that you need?

Four liters of chocolate milk, 20
colas, not Zero and it must be on glass.

Three cups of whipped cream,
two Holiday Mix, one Garlic.

So four kilos of lamb's
leg, duck fat on glass.

New potatoes, preferably
medium-sized. So such a...

Do not sign. You must have
a fifth of the Fredly estate.

If you sign,
then you give it up.

Isn't it strange to share a cabin with
someone who wants nothing to do with me?

Yes, but they have to buy you out of it,-

- in addition to the sum
you must have for the shares.

I'm not that stingy. I get
more than enough money.

Emma, you now own this
country house with your siblings.

Is it nice?
Where is it located?

Now I'm starting to imagine
myself in a hat and bikini on a pier.

Many really want more.

Sorry, that's my mother-in-law.

She gave us money
for the wedding party,

- -so now she wants to decide everything.

You don't need other people's
money now. You have your own.

If I don't sell, then
I get nothing, right?

If you don't sell, then
you keep your shares.

You will then receive an annual dividend.

You get your share of
the company's profits.

I think I should get bought out
since that's what everyone wants.

I don't like that
non-disclosure agreement.

I refuse to agree to them
pretending I don't exist.

We can only say that
you do not want to sign it.

But no matter what you do now,- -whether you

choose to let yourself be
bought out or not, you are rich.

You are in control. You
will be for the rest of your life.

So it's not about
you being greedy...

or undeserving of a
brew, a bikini and a hat.

This is about justice.

When you say sorry to Kaisa
and Fie, you have to lie flat.

Just say you're on the spectrum
when it comes to emotional expression.

- I'm on the spectrum.
-Yes, but you can remind them of that.

Sorry, Tommy. I'll take it in case
there's something with the architect.

Hey Tommy! Is there something about
the Grung? Has she been for an inspection?

No, that's not why I'm calling.

I'm a little worried.
Christian said he will come.

It's Fie's week, but he must
have made an agreement with her.

He placed a very large
food and drink order.

A bit like 2004.

Maybe he should bring
the NHH guys with him.

Maybe, but he told me not
to get the guest rooms ready.

Sorry if I've misunderstood, - -but

he was a bit keen
on that frying pan.

I'll take it, Tommy.
Thanks for speaking up.

Yes, then I'm not counting
on you this weekend.

I'm going to rat on my brother.

I really need to say sorry.

I wasn't mad at you or Emma.

There are so many things between
me and Christian that you don't know.

I have a little need for
you to understand me.

I thought it was a good idea for us
to go down to Fredly, all three of us.

And just got to talk a little.

Maybe we'll have
time to talk to Kaisa too.

I'm a little worried that she'll be
training bastards until she's 50.

She has to figure out
what to do with her life.

-Do you have plans?
- I'm in.

Valeria will pick Luna up in an hour.

Thanks.
You are so generous.

No, you must not
take them. I'm still here.

- Sorry.
-Put the grape in place.

I think it's good that we
spend some time together.

Let's stick together, we girls.

Have you suddenly become a feminist?

No.
God forbid.

But we have a lot left unsaid.

Is there something wrong?

I'm a little distracted,
I'm in hell with Valeria.

-Not with Luna, I hope?
-No.
Yes.

Christian has told
me not to talk about it.

Valeria has stolen the pussy
tissues from the artists' residence.

- She has locked herself in and taken them.
-Why does she have it?

She is mad at me and is
holding her pussy tissues hostage.

They should have been
in Berlin a week ago.

I can help you with that.

I am a lawyer and your sister.
Of course I will help you with that.

Can't we just take everything at
Fredly? We have the whole weekend.

It's nice to get away for a
bit. I don't think Kaisa will join.

She's really mad at you.

Kaisa has wanted to go on a
girl's trip with us since she was 12.

She has longed for someone in the
family who is the same age as her.

Now you've just
pissed off that dream.

It's not like I'm
the only Rain Man.

So you met Ludvig before he died?

Yes, many times.
He was my patient.

Have you always known who he is?
Why haven't you said anything to me?

I've known his name,- -but I haven't

realized who he was,
if you understand.

That night...

I sought him out when I
found out I was pregnant.

But he was married and had
three children and one on the way.

He wanted nothing to do with us.

He was afraid of
losing his family.

You said "Fine, you don't have
to have anything to do with us"?

He was very clear.

I was given money not
to seek him out again,

and not to tell anyone
that he was your father.

I'm sorry about that.

- You accepted the money?
- Yes, I did.

I was young, a student,
alone and very scared.

So I accepted that money.

I needed them
because I wanted you.

You could have told me
that when I was a little older.

It was like it became
completely impossible for me.

I thought it was best
for you not to know.

I might have had more people

in my life- -if you hadn't lied.

I understand what you think.

But I honestly thought it was
much better for you not to know.

He wanted nothing to do with us.

I swore then that I would
do everything in my power

to make you well,
and I have tried that.

I'm not feeling very
well with you right now.

I'm sorry I made that
choice for both of us.

I have not been given the
opportunity to get any choice.

You can have contact with
that family if you want to.

Yes, in that case it is my choice.

I need cards.

Focus on the ball.

Be much more down.

Yes, lovely.

Very good.

Remember that Federer spends
ten seconds on a played ball.

Record it, good or bad,
so put it behind you.

Very good job.

We cleaned up that mess of hers.

Gift of reconciliation. Your
favorite, cardamom bun.

Cinnamon bun is my favorite bun.

Cardamom bun pretends
to be a cinnamon bun.

It's a fake bun.

I'm sorry that you feel that
I was ugly at that dinner.

I understand that you like Emma.

It was really embarrassing.

She's so cute, then we sit
there like the koko family.

Do not contact her,
but i want it.

I never had a sister my age.

I got my period when
you were in menopause.

I love you, even if I'm not
always good at showing it.

You have always been "the main
siblings", so I have stood on the side.

You all have the same
ancient references.

I've always been
out of their league.

It's sad to hear.

I'm terribly sorry
that you've felt this

way, and I really want
to try to make it right.

Now Fie has agreed to join
the cabin tour. Can't you join?

Then we can talk a little together.

I'm pretty sure you
would have liked me a

lot better- -if you had understood me better.

Actually, I might not think so.

Haven't you always wanted to
go with me and Fie on a girl's trip?

When I was 18, yes.

Please!
What does it take for you to join?

I agree on one condition.

Yes?

-Hello?
-Hi, it's Maggie.

I was wondering if
we could chat for a bit.

I'm very busy right now.
Unfortunately.

-Hello!
-Hey!

How did it go with the lawyer?

He has sent a response to the bid.

I will not sign any
non-disclosure agreement.

Because I'm not
Stormy Daniels either.

-Then he thinks I should have more.
- More?

It is part of a country
house that I waive if I sign.

Then I have to be bought out of it too,
otherwise I have to get the right to use it.

- Is it some kind of cabin?
-Yes, or I don't know.

It should somehow be fair.

Mum has booked the venue
she was talking about yesterday.

Huh?
It doesn't work.

She was so stressed about
missing the dates, so she just did it.

Sorry, you know how mom is.

Are you kidding? Shouldn't
we decide something ourselves?

- Look, it's very nice.
- No, I have to go to the bathroom.

-Hello?
Please!
-What?

We can talk even if it's difficult.
You don't have to escape.

- I must be allowed to go to the bathroom.
- Yes, but...

Emma?

Come out then.

Can't we talk about it?

You?
Can we talk about it, please?

-Hello?
-Hi, it's Maggie.

I was wondering if we
could have a little chat.

Please?

Thanks for coming out.

I really needed to
apologize for that yesterday.

I was actually angry with
Christian for something

completely different, - -and it got to you. I am very sorry for that.

We're just little, scared idiots, us too, -

-who don't quite know
how to deal with this.

I understand that it must
be difficult for you too.

I was wondering if we can
just forget about that contract.

I just want to get to
know you, as a sister.

Kaisa is completely "in love
with you", as they say, the Danes.

Fie too.

She thinks I'm on the spectrum,
and I'm

not,- -but I've tested myself,
and I don't

score zero either, - -so
I'm not a people's person.

I wondered if maybe
we could start over.

Okay.

Hi, my name is Margrethe.

But people tend to call me Maggie.

You decide entirely yourself.

I won't force you to do anything,
But do you have plans this weekend?

Cabin trip!

We have wine.

- Will she join?
- Yes, she was just going to pack.

Father, you are good.

Fuck you, Valeria.

Get a little update.
What's going on?

Valeria is sorry that we
are not together anymore.

So she thinks I'm meeting the new fellow,
- - that's why she's punishing me...

- By holding the pussy tissues hostage.

Jealousy is no reason
to hold them back.

Can't you just pick them up?

She thinks it's a pattern.
That I'm a Weinstein type.

Dusty comparison. Like
I deal with young artists.

Yes, you are not exploiting
your position in any way.

I have no position.

Yes, you have. You give
out scholarships, after all.

It is very carefully
explained in the foundation's

articles of association -
-how you should deal with it.

It's not like that.
I have fallen in love.

In Valeria, and Mirja
before that. Are there more?

- There are a few more.
-How many?

It's just really weird.

I'm not saying you shouldn't go.

I am willing to give
them one last chance.

Yeah, but a moment
ago you said...

It's mom. I just have to
take it here, two seconds.

Hello?

Five in the last three years, and then…

No, eight. Nine if you bring a
female from the Autumn Show.

So she Swedish who could not apply
because she was not a Norwegian citizen.

She was also bipolar, but
I have not abused anyone.

But does Valeria mean that?

Rumor has it that Mirja enlists
people to come forward with her story.

Then she will take it to the
press, but they cannot do that.

If anything, I am the one
who has been abused.

They know that there is opportunity
with me because I give out scholarships,

- -then I have had heartbreak when
they turn out to be completely different.

I've been looking for true love.

Can't you look anywhere
else but among young, female

artists- -to whom you can
provide shelter and scholarships?

Does it have to be artists?

After all, I have slept with lots of other
people from other environments as well.

I will hear.

You, have you brought back
the money from mom and dad?

-Yes.
-Why that?

Mom is so confused now.

Has she done anything
to you? What's the matter?

We don't get to decide anything ourselves.

We should decide where
we're going to get married,

who's going to come, and what we're going to eat.

They're just trying to help.

Damn! I'm sick of other
people making my decisions!

Torill will decide the whole wedding, - -mum

will decide that I don't
know who my family is.

I have to decide something myself.

Do you feel that you decide now, when you are
going on a cozy trip with your silly family?

You don't know if they're
shit, you don't know them.

Maybe they are crap, I don't know.

But I damn well have to be
allowed to find out for myself.

Hello?

I think I fall for artists because
they have a very deep soul.

It becomes an intense bond.

What has Christian done when
there have been problems before?

He has made deals with
them so they can't talk about it.

- There will be so much emotion.
-Has he paid too?

Don't know, but once they
sign, they can't go to the press.

Christian usually
takes care of it.

Where exactly were you during MeToo?

Were you in Berlin?
At the Biennale?

No, not in 2017. I was
at the Venice Biennale.

I got it with me.

Terrible stuff.
All those poor actors.

Hey, I'm ready then.

Leave things behind...

Send me those deals,
then I look at them.

I met by the way The
fire at Theatercaféen.

- Then I mentioned this to him.
- Not the Fire!

Then everyone thinks you're guilty.

Like that! You can just
put yourself in my place.

Let's go, bitches!

I turn off the phone.

Cabin trip!

Whoop, whoop!

- You know it's 30 here?
-Yes.

I just want to hurry
up so I can drink wine.