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-Hello!
-Hey!

Come in!

It seems like she likes
us. Don't destroy it.

Why do you use First Class
Driver? You're not Beyoncé.

I enjoy driving downtown. There
are so many one-way streets.

Can't you just take
a regular Oslo Taxi?

Road that drives me,
is so nice.

I have benefited greatly
from Gestalt therapy.

Is it depth perception?

Just please. Positive,
regular conversations.

Not so much about
therapy and performance art.

-No interesting topics?
-Try to be normal.

-Hey!
- Welcome.

Hello!

Hello!

- Christian.
-Margrethe, call me Maggie.

- Nice, Nikko.
- Hello, Kaisa.

Then it was us, Christian Bullmann.

Nicolai Bikiri.

-Hey, Fie.
- Hello, Nikko.
Nice.

- Are there more then?
-Not that we know of.

I brought one like that.
Shall we strip to our feet?

It's fine, just keep the
shoes. Thanks, just enter.

Is it a little cold here?

Shall we open the wine? Should
it be aired or something like that?

I don't think they should be aired.

-We just start with the prosecco.
- Fine.

-What do you do for a living?
- I am also a physiotherapist.

A bit of a claw-fingered type, aren't you?

I work at Vålerenga as an
assistant. They play in the Toppserien.

- Top series?
- It is the Eliteserien for women.

That's what it's called.

I'm not making any
money from it yet.

But exciting, if you are
interested in women's football.

Absolutely. There is a lot of exciting
happening in women's football.

This makes it easier to understand what is
happening on the pitch since it is slower.

- Don't you agree?
- Yeah.

Here's what we talked about.
The offer from us for your share.

Should I open now
or look at it later?

Just take it when you have time.

I can set up a contract
meeting, then we can have lunch.

-Have you had a haircut?
- Yes, a little around the ears.

It was very nice.

- Shall we..?
- Get down!

It's always a little scary.

- Thank you for the invitation.
- Nice that you wanted to come.

Like that!

Toast!

-Nice apartment.
-Thanks.

It is our first time to own.

- Congratulations.
- Ownership is good.

I don't understand people
who rent apartments.

Do you get new siblings often then?

A completely normal day for us, this.

That's good. Then we
agree that it is no big deal.

We are holding an open house next week.

In the Concert Hall, actually.
1,200 pieces will go in there.

It's something like that, I think.

Where did you grow up and such?

Lørenskog.

So Sagene, Tveita,
Jessheim and Grorud.

Then we moved to Løren,
then it was Lørenskog again.

Tøyen, Manglerud, Ski.

Spruce and then finally
back to Lørenskog.

I was with a guy from Lørenskog
when I was 14, - whom I

met at the Norway Cup. Harald, probably a little older than you.

- Did you play football?
-No.

I was only at the Norway Cup to
drink alcohol and sleep with boys.

And another guy from Skeid. He
was 17, it wouldn't happen today.

It comes after two sips of prosecco?

I'm not too fond of bubbles. Could
you pick up the montrachet I brought?

- I can...
- I can do that.

No, just sit.

-Was it rude?
- No, no.

Just calm it down a bit,
completely normal conversations.

Just plain, normal topics.

They are young, they can't bear
to hear about who I slept with.

It's nice with everyday
things, not such lying things.

- OK, but then just...
- Otherwise, I think it's going great.

Breathe with your stomach, take it easy.

Try to be yourself. Or...
You know what I mean.

- Now she's coming.
-God!

- Did you find wine?
- Maybe I didn't have it with me.

- There was some regifting.
- Should it be white?

Now it was a lot of
work for you. Excuse me.

I think I have an opener with me.

It doesn't seem like
they hate me exactly.

This is going really well.
They have a lot of humor.

Maybe that DNA test was just something
the lawyer insisted on, as they said?

It seems like they
believe I'm their sister.

-You can see that you are siblings.
- Do you think?

Yes, you look like them.

On two of them, at least.

Is it completely sick, or should we
somehow invite them to the wedding?

Yes, of course.

Of course we can invite
them to the wedding.

Think it's my sisters
and my brother.

I'm kind of moved here.

The guacamole.

It will be good, this.

- It's going fine, this.
- Yes, they are super charming.

How are things with you and Alex?

I realized at Fie that you are
struggling a bit to get pregnant?

Yes, that's right.

-How long have you been trying?
-A little while.

- I didn't know that.
- I barely mentioned it to Fie.

You know that stress
affects sperm quality?

You've had a lot
on your mind lately.

- Let me know if you need any help.
-Hold up.

What is it? I try to have
a normal conversation.

That's all you're not saying.

- I just want to help my brother.
- I don't need help.

I'm not stressed, don't
need free, full control.

- Now it's food.
- So delicious.

- Look there, yes.
- So delicious.

Thought you could just take
a plate and put it on your lap.

Just try to…

Perfect!

Take the one you.

- What then?
- I don't know.

I should have had a
little more of that cilantro.

Is anyone else going to have cucumber?

How did you two meet then?

We met at university, actually.

In godfather week.

- Was it full throttle right away?
- One hundred percent.

I saw him and thought:
"I'll take him home with me."

But then he was very drunk.
Yes!

I just had to put him to bed
and wait until he slept off it.

I did not abuse him.

It was just nonsense.

I was just wondering one
thing. Is that Doddo's watch?

-What do you mean?
- It is exactly the same.

Get to see.

- Let's see then.
- Christian.

Damn, it's Doddo's watch.

Why do you have it?

I got it from Emma.

Would you like to
sign up for a bit here?

I had intended to tell this
in a much more orderly way.

Nikko has that watch
because I got it from Ludvig.

So you've met Doddo?

Yes, he was my
patient for a few months.

Then we got a good note,
so he gave me that watch.

It is not unusual for patients
to give a gift, wine or flowers.

Nice watches?

It's not that common,
but he did it.

That watch was given to Doddo by
Thor Heyerdahl, so it is not worthless.

And it's Emma's fault?

- Did dad go to physio with you?
-Yes.

I didn't know who he was then.

I didn't realize it until I saw
him in that picture in their office.

"It's Ludvig who went
to me with his hip."

Then I was going to say it, but then I
got that DNA test from you, - -and then

I was afraid you would think I had
something to do with the inheritance stuff.

I had no idea who he was
at all when he was alive.

I promise,
I just helped him with his hip.

He always said that hip
didn't bother him at all.

Are you good at shoulders too?

He then never went to anything publicly.

Are you fat in the hat?
He stalked his daughter.

He said he had a pain in his hip, - -but I think

now that maybe he was
there to get to know me.

I was going to tell this
in a much neater way.

So he sought you out?

He didn't just hand you
out as a physical therapist?

You can wish for a therapist
in the public sector, that's fine.

This is completely insane.

I think it is very special
that you have not told us this.

I don't understand why you
haven't said you knew him.

It would have been
natural to say so.

Now this is not a very
natural situation for me either.

It's not very common for me to stay the ambush in a cafe- -and be accused of being a fraud.

- No, I didn't.

Yes! It's not super
normal for me either.

Now you have his watch. It is no
wonder then that we become suspicious.

I'm not looking
for anything at all.

I don't know if you think that
everyone you meet is trying

to take advantage of you, - -but I'm not that kind of person.

I don't have siblings and I don't

have a family, - -I only have my mother.

I just want to get to know you,
because you are my siblings.

Jesus.

I filmed his father.

To show him if he
did exercises wrong.

I don't know if there is enough
evidence that I am not a fraud.

Abrupt!

She seems very clever.

I've never seen dad dance before.

-Don't say dad.
- Please don't say that.

And down!
All the way down!

Abrupt!

Yes!
Abrupt!

You wouldn't have been able to do
that two months ago. Right on Insta.

Not any stuff on Insta.

- He laughs like that.
- So strange.

-An old sour pump.
- Thank you for that.

- But I like you for that.
- Same way.

Baby?
Come out then.

Are you doing well?

He laughs so much.
It's kind of fun to watch.

I don't understand how you
got him to do those things here.

How long did he go to
you? Was he there often?

Every Tuesday and
Thursday for three months.

That's more than he was
with me all my life combined.

What were you talking about?

He went to treatment, after
all. so we trained the most, but..

.

We talked about everything.
What then?

Buttock implant, for example.

We agreed it was cheating.

And then religion.

The Amber Heard/Johnny Depp affair.
We had a lot of disagreements there.

We talked about the death penalty, music.

He didn't have that
typical "man 75" taste.

Not Springsteen. He was interested
in the one song by Admiral P.

Admiral P was his go-to.

-He always wanted to play that song.
- I like that song.

I've heard it a thousand
times. I'm so sorry.

Calling you sweet baby girl Calling you

no' you have not
been called before I say

beloved Calling
you sweet baby girl

Calling you queen,
Mrs. Rock My World Yo,

I love to have you
in my life I love how

you whisper things
in my ear I love how

you let them do
their thing and you do

yours Cause you
know you're on top, no

you are not average There is
very strange syntax in that song.

Totally strange.

You think about… Never
felt anything like it from

no' ann't in my life
And since I was little I

tried to find your smile
For your smile it brings

happiness to my life
That's why I've given you

the nickname that I gave -It's so bad.
- I love it.

It's going well.

- Sorry.
- It's strange.

I say I call you beloved
Calling you sweet baby girl

Calling you for no'
you have not been called before

I say beloved
Calling you sweet baby girl

Calling you queen,
Mrs.
Rock My World

I say beloved
Calling you sweet baby girl

Calling you for no'
you have not been called before

Is there anything I can do, right?

You can help decorate, if you want.

I'm pretty good at that, actually.

Lens on wild roads here.

What strength are you using?

Minus three on one and
minus eight on the other.

Seriously?
Exactly the same as me.

-Huh?
Look?
-Minus three, minus eight.

- Are you kidding?
- I have astigmatism too.

- Me too!
-No!

-On both?
-Yes.

Not so bad on the right,
but really bad on the left.

Me too, exactly the same.
Worse on the left.

Huh?
Is that true?

Can we talk about reduced depth vision?

If we can!

I can put my glass down in
mid-air because I think it's the table.

Yes yes! Doddo had exactly
the same. He wouldn't admit it.

My sisters don't believe me.

So every time I lose something,
it's: "Is it depth vision?"

They have to believe in you.
What there is serious shit.

Imagine that Doddo
spent two days a week

with her- -for the last three months of his life.

- He probably saw something in her.
- What then?

He obviously liked her.

Do you want to keep her now?

This is just like when we were
foster parents for those puppies.

You started crying
when they got new

owners- -so Doddo had to buy them all.

I just think that maybe there
is another way to solve this.

- It feels a bit brutal.
- What then?

Buying her out or saying
you're buying her out?

- You are very wobbly now.
- It feels a bit hard.

What happened to shielding
Doddo's afterword to the public?

Do you want to play with family?
Have her at Fredly for half the summer?

You must be responsible for
the plan you have made yourself.

Yes, I stand for it, I
just… It was just a thought.

Then we have to get the
country that sale to the Greeks.

If you're afraid we don't
have enough capital

to buy her out, - -then
we will when we sell.

Christian? Or do you have other plans?

Where are you getting married?

At the town hall.

I love the town hall. I got
married there the second time.

-Have you found a dress?
- Yes, it is very nice.

My God!

Catering then? I have
lots of good places.

- We will have soot.
-Yes.

Soot?

It is a strong Trønder tradition.

Probably like having ribs
on Christmas Eve for you.

It's fun!

Do you mean it?
Should you have soot?

- Torill really wanted soot.
- Torill?

Nikko's mum is a Norwegian.
She is very concerned about soot.

So then she actually intends
to serve sod at the wedding.

My parents are paying for
us to have a wedding party.

Then it is not such a
big sacrifice to have soot.

What is soot?

There are beige meatballs in water.

There are no beige meatballs in water.

Yes, it is, but it's actually
better than it looks.

It's a bit like nursing home
vibe food, but it can be good.

I have
guilty pleasure
on joikakes.

- You can't say that anymore.
-Why not?

The Sami get upset.

I love you even
if you love soot.

Torill actually makes very good soot.

Gourmet sod?
Is that it?

Should I bring some plates?

-Yes?
- It's me.

I see it.
What is that something?

Find a place where we can talk.

I get so stressed when
people walk into my bedroom.

I'm starting to get
scared that I've forgotten

to clear away something that
won't stand the light of day.

-Do you have it?
-No.
I think.

Yes?

Now you can say it.

What then?

- You can just say that.
- What then?

I thought it might be easier

for you not to
look me in the eye.

..

when you're going to say you're not going to sell the fleet
to Meriakis. Then I'll say it. We will not sell. Fuck it.

It's just like that… You realize
how weak-minded it is not to sell?

We will never
get a better offer.

I will make Bullmann
profitable again.

How do you intend to achieve
that? Doddo couldn't do it.

He wanted to sell, you
were in that meeting.

I saw how damn
painful it was for him.

He would not sell,
he felt he had to.

The only company to carry
our name, five generations.

Should we just throw
it out the window? No.

You let me go through that process
for months without saying anything.

I have learned Greek. Do you realize
how bloody difficult that language is?

It is very impressive.

I was sure that Meriakis was
going to retire a long time ago.

So you could avoid saying it.
You are such a fucking coward.

I am strategic.
It's something else.

I have always protected you,
Get help when you need it.

I haven't said anything to
Doddo, nothing to the others.

Then you do it here. It's like
getting 103 knives in the back.

- I'm your older sister.
- I'm sorry you feel that way.

But you almost have
to trust those above you.

And it is I who am above you.

You just have to deal with
it. I am the one who decides.

How the hell do you get
the damn door open here?

I'm just wondering about one thing. It's
not like you have something like that...

- No, I don't do that kind of thing.
-Huh?

- You're kidding!
He died when I was 15.

- No, my God!
- So cute.

I wanted a dog so badly,
it just...

Christian got so many
that dad just didn't bother...

Now your mother is calling.
Are you going to take it?

No, I won't take it.

I looked on Facebook.
Or I was on your Facebook.

- Then I just saw... Because.
- I have stalked you too.

I saw that your birthday
was five weeks after mine.

-Just.
- We are the same age in real life.

So we have the same harlot as father.

- Sorry.
-Player, that is.

Sisters from the
same slutty mistress.

- It's safe to say.
-Does that shoulder hurt?

- You're sitting a bit like that...
-The Ringer of Notre Dame?

No, then.

An old tennis injury, and
then I go to the osteopath.

You shouldn't go to an osteopath.

Christian, Emma is
very good at sports

injuries, so she can take that knee of yours.

Now everyone is here, so then I
would very much like to say something.

Is it speech?
It's delicious.

I was just wondering, or we were wondering,

- -if you would like to
come to our wedding.

Yes!

It's very short notice, - -but if you want

and can, then you are most welcome.

I clear everything in my calendar.

That's very sweet of you,-

-but Christian has decided that after
tonight we will each go our separate ways.

What are you saying now?

He said that before we went in.

Now we have a nice evening, get her to sign,-

-then we won't have
anything more to do with her.

Then you also sign that you can
never say that Doddo is your father.

- It is a non-disclosure agreement.
-Huh?

-Maggie?
-Christian said it quite precisely.

It will be the closest we
get to this never happening.

You were fucking crazy now.

We can't sit here and lie to
Emma's face - -when she's

cute and invites us to the
wedding. It will be very fake.

- Why are you here like this?
-How like that?

Is that true?

This is something we have
discussed back and forth a bit.

That was before we met you.

This is one of the most unpleasant
things I've ever been a part of.

I think you should go now.

Just bring your Thor
Heyerdahl watch.

Stick!

Get out!
Ready!

Thanks for me, it was nice.

- Thank you for me.
- Have a good time.

Thank you for a nice dinner.

Sorry if this got a bit silly.

But I think you have
to be a little honest.

Oh!

My God!
Excuse me.

- I have a craftsman who...
- Just let it be.

He's really good.
He will come and fix it.

We'll fix it ourselves.

It's just a little hole,
it is quickly done.

Damn embarrassing, Maggie.

37, come as soon as you can.

Sorry, but that was completely out.

Such people belong to a
completely different world.

She Maggie was crazy.

Fie was talking about his damn car.

"You can borrow it from
IKEA." Damn, what hypocrites.

I never talk like that about your
family when they have been with us.

Although I can get tired
of them from time to time.

Sorry, but those were
two-faced and difficult.

Stressed the crap out of me.

Maybe they were nervous.

Kaisa was nice and
the same age as me.

Honestly, I think they liked you,
but they are completely fuck in hat.

Yes, they might be.

- You're mean to me.
-Why are you mad at me?

All this here is Christian's plan.

I don't think it's very kind to
lie to a sweet physical therapist

and pretend she's had a sibling
and we're going to her wedding.

It's bad, Kaisa.

Doddo and Emma knew each
other. That changes quite a lot.

Doddo wanted us to get
to know her, he liked her.

All that is broken.

Hold up. She is going
to say yes to the money.

Then it will be as if
it never happened.

Sometimes when you talk I
think we are terrible people.

Is that what they are
offering you for your shares?

- I don't bother to open it.
- You have to open it.

Do what you do.

You fuck!