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Børge Johnsen

I just thought he was a
perfectly normal patient,-

- and then I see a
picture of him in that office.

- That's him!
-Undercover Daddy!

- Was it Bullmann?
-Yes.

It doesn't look like you're going
to inherit much. Debt, maybe.

-Can you inherit debt?
-Yes.

How can one inherit debt?

folks,
i have three sisters and one brother!

That means your mom was
hooking up with a married old guy.

You guys knew I'm a
"one night stand" baby.

Emma, he's a GILF, then.

Are we sure it's him?
She can have many more desks.

No, I don't mean it that way.

It is very strange of him to
claim that if he is not sure.

He has sent out letters,
gathered everyone together.

But how did he find you?

If he has never
heard of you before?

He must have…

Damn!

Shall I come with you?

Mom?

Hello! So nice to be part of
the program. Are you fine?

You never knew who
my father is, did you?

Just a random guy on a
sailboat, impossible to recover?

Yeah, now I'm not keeping up.

He found me. He can't have been looking
for something he didn't know existed.

-Who found you?
- Ludwig!
My father!

This is part of a longer conversation
that we have to have at home.

You're going to be drunk tonight,
then we'll talk about this here tomorrow.

We can talk about it now.

Why have you never
said you know who he is?

Did you refuse him to see me because
he was married and had a family?

No, it wasn't exactly like that.

-How was it then?
- I...

Every choice I've made, I
have taken to protect you.

You have chosen to
lie to me my whole life...

about not finding my
father, and now he is dead.

Emma, I have pre-eclampsia,-
-and we're so short-staffed.

We can't talk about this now.

Yes, we can take it now.

I found him. He wanted
nothing to do with us.

Not me, not you. Sorry,
but he didn't want that.

I can't talk about this here.

I'll call you tomorrow.

We won't take it tomorrow. I
never want to talk to you again.

We lost heart fuckings Fire!

Lose and win with the
same mind. How much?

-7-0!
-Oi!

You dressed that hair, Julia.

Emma was busy there.
Shall we talk later?

So exciting for you, Emma.

Hello, Toril! Yes, it's totally crazy.

Imagine having a whole family in one day.

I've only seen this on Dr Phil,
I think.

Will it be relevant to
invite them to the wedding?

I haven't thought about that.

Of course you have to.
I'm sitting and googling now.

Fantastic premises.

- Mom, we'll talk later.
-Thanks for making Nikko, Torill.

Be so good!
Have it.

Now it's your mother's turn.
She has called ten times.

Don't take it. She can cook in
her own whore's fat some more.

She took away the opportunity to
get to know my father and my siblings.

It's such a betrayal.

Thanks for cleaning up.

There is Coke in the fridge
and Paracetamol on the counter.

Okay, so my father
chooses not to have

anything to do with me, - -but then he

obviously regretted it- -and
wanted me to meet my siblings.

If he had met me before, then
he had regretted much earlier.

That's real shit.

- I have to call him the stripper.
- The stripper?

The lawyer.
I thought...
The same thing.

He is the only one who has spoken
to Ludvig about this before he died.

I just think there was a bit of a
strange atmosphere at that meeting.

I don't know what they
think about this or about me.

After all, they have also
missed out on all these years.

It must be difficult for them too.

But once they get to know
you, they will melt. Guaranteed!

- Do you think?
-I know!

You need to make some time for me too-

-because they're going to
fight to be with you more.

We do not want a stranger into
the family and the company - -

with the right to meet and vote in
decisions we make for the company.

The only sensible thing
is for us to buy her out.

I still think we should
look at Doddo's sanity.

We do not weaken Doddo's legacy.

Can't you just say what it says, - -then

we can avoid reading
all those papers?

Yes, do it then.

I suggest that we buy
back the shares she has

received, - -and then we
divide them equally between us.

Then we avoid this leaking.

The closest we come to
this has never happened.

- Is that Doddo's jacket?
- Is it a little small?

No, sits like a bullet.

I think we attach an NDA,
a non-disclosure agreement.

-Christian, we know what it is.
-You know what it is.

Of course, we don't
talk about this to anyone.

It doesn't matter so much what we think.

You sit on the A share
and decide everything.

Yes, unless you want to have
me declared insane as well?

Do we agree? Then I make sure
that she gets the offer during the day.

And then this DNA test.

Is it necessary? She has
her grandmother's face.

The formalities must be in order.

Funny that we don't discuss that Emma
and I were conceived at the same time.

It may not be so relevant that dad
fucked two ladies at the same time.

-Don't say "Dad".
- I'm getting sick.

You sound like you're five years old.

Just a minute about
Valeria's pussy tissues.

- No, not now.
- Please.

I will help you,
just not right now.

You call in to the board
meeting during the day?

Meriakis is on me like a stick.

Yes, of course. I just
have to get this over with.

The neighbor was going to
throw it away so I got it for free.

It makes a bit of noise,
but works just like that.

Can you turn it off? I
have to call his lawyer.

You have to lift your legs.

Now inviting...

Christian invites for coffee.

Christian?
Yes, your brother.

- It's nice.
-Dirty-pleasing.

He probably has 10,000 questions.

You probably have 10,000 answers.

- Just him or all of them?
- I don't know.

Think all that Ludvig
has told me about them.

I must say that I have met him.
He hasn't told them about me.

You know they didn't know about you?

They had no idea I existed.
They were completely in shock.

Then you have to say it, find an occasion.

Yes.
When then?

You can invite them to
dinner here, for example?

I want to meet them, too.

- Do you mean it?
-Yes.

How about tonight? We can
make fancy tacos like that.

- It would have been nice.
-Yes.

Or is it just weird?

Your brother has asked for a coffee.
He obviously wants to have contact.

They want contact.

Ask if they can.
It's going to be great.

OK, I'm asking.

Hello!

Thanks for the last one.

-Thought we could...
- Yes.

We can take it here.

Yes. Where do you start?

Yes, it was then.

I can start by saying
a little about us.

Yes, very gladly.

We are a family business that has
been passed down for five generations.

It all started with
Bullmann Shipping.

Now I have been in a
process of taking over.

We siblings own as much, but I
am the one who has the A share.

I make all the decisions.
The others are not so…

Maggie works in the company,
so she is quite involved.

Kaisa and Fie are more like
passive owners - - who attend

the general meeting and
some mandatory things like that.

Fie is responsible for the
company's art collection.

Sorry, now it got a bit
complicated. Or a lot of info.

Sorry, I just...

I'm a bit drunk.

-And a little angry.
- Yes, right?

Not on you or yours,- -but

mom never told me about my dad.

Or about you.

Even if she knew who you were.

I don't usually drink in the
middle of the week, that is.

It was a bachelor party.

-Yours or?
-Yes.

-Oh, yes! So you're getting married?
-Yes.

- Congratulations.
-Thank you very much.

-You are married?
-Yes.

- Alexandra is my wife's name.
- Cozy.

Where did you have the party? We
are looking for wedding venues and such.

I think it's so hard to
know where to start.

-We first got married in Cairo.
- Wow! Oh!

-Fat!
First?
-Yes.

-And then in Nidaros Cathedral.
- The Nidaros Cathedral?

It had been Nikko's dream place.

At least to his mother,
because they are trønders.

How did you get a date there? Did
you have to wait on the list for ten years?

No, that was great.

I thought we could
look a little at the formal.

I have a question that...

It's probably a bit strange to ask,
but now this is all a bit strange.

Would you consider
coming to dinner today?

I thought it would be
nice to actually meet.

It is very nice to meet you,- -but it would

have been nice to
meet everyone together,-

-and maybe talk a little about Ludvig.
-Yes, right?

I hope not
it is
pushy
to ask,-

- I understand that you are in
the middle of a grieving process.

Full understanding of that.
You want to know who we are.

Cozy.

But what we have thought, just to put it that way,

- - so now you have inherited quite a few shares.

Speaking of which.

A friend of mine
showed me an article.

So I was just wondering: Is it the
case that I am inheriting a lot of debt?

I just bought an apartment.

-Are you thinking about Bullmann Shipping?
- Yes...

Because it's not going so well,
but that's not where you own shares.

It started with Bullmann Shipping, - -but today

we are organized as a
holding company, Procyon.

A guiding star that sailors
used when navigating at sea.

The largest star in Little Dog, - -and the

eighth brightest star
in the entire firmament.

What I am saying is that Bullmann Shipping
is only a small part of what we own.

It is probably the only
company that bears our name.

So you have inherited shares
in Procyon, the holding company.

- Which is going quite well.
- Understood.

We were wondering if you are open
to us making an offer for those shares.

Yes, it's rubbish.

So, we have a full
student loan, both of them.

-Lend us over... What's it called?
- Pipe.

Pipe, yes. We don't
even have a bed.

It would have been nice
to be able to afford a bed.

- It will be all right now.
- Yeah!

Sorry, this is
very small, but...

If you could only…

-DNA test.
-Oh, yes!

A small swipe on the inside of
the mouth. Very quickly done.

Just for the record.

We know of someone in the environment
who has been exposed to people who...

There are some people
like that who try to...

Not that we think you do, but…

It is only the family
lawyer who insisted.

Should I take it now?

Yes? OK.

Now I feel so stupid. I got
such a DNA test from Christian.

They think I'm one
scammer who wants money.

One white trash who
will deceive them.

I had intended to say that I
have met my father, or ours.

I cannot say now that
he was a patient of mine.

Then it seems like I groomed
their father for money.

No, you don't have that.

No, but they don't know that.

I can't tell you
about Ludvig now.

I apologize if this
was unpleasant.

I sort of have responsibility
for the whole company.

So what I do now,
is on behalf of it.

I have been given a baton by
my father, ours,- -which I am

obliged to pass on in better
condition than when I received it.

Then I have to make sure that all the
formalities are in order and no nonsense.

It sounds stressful.

It's a privilege too.

When are we coming for dinner then?

Six o'clock, maybe?

It will be fine, six o'clock.

Then we can talk about
some other things too.

Get to know each other a little better.

I just have to ask you:
Did father ever visit you?

No.

The shame was probably too great.

There is a problem with
that generation there.

They don't talk much.

Not with those closest to us either.

My youngest stepdaughter
is about your age.

They are so spoiled that.

Are they nice then?

Kind?
Yes, they are nice.

Spoiled and a little unambitious,
I think.

Come on, stretch out.

- I'm reaching out.
-All the way out, and then hold.

-The prize is a tight badunk.
-"Tight badunk", what is it?

Tight ass.

-The two oldest then?
- My son is very ambitious.

Dutiful.
Almost too much of a good thing.

A little slower, then hold.

But he'll be fine, man.
Clever.

And hold, and down.

You are the one who is hard.

I'm hard
but it's because i care.

It's "tough love". I want
you to get well again.

- Do you think I'll be fine again?
- At least you'll get better.

I'm going to get some water,
then we try one more time.

We hope there are no other
reasons why this is taking so long.

Don't worry. My brother is
planning a board meeting.

Everything will be alright, I promise.

Good, Maggie.

We know how much the company
meant to your father, and to you.

I promise we will respect that.

Take care of yourself.

Damn incompetent noldus.

Ludvig talked about his children
as if he was worried about them.

I think he was. It is not so
unnatural at the end of life.

Did he see anything more
about me or what he was thinking?

-Me in relation to their children?
-Do you keep them?

His other children?

I just don't understand
what he wanted with this.

Should we get to know each other,
or is it shame and a guilty conscience?

Or if he wanted to throw a
hand grenade into my life?

Or what my siblings want?

My life has been turned
upside down in 24 hours.

This meeting with your bridge
and the DNA test, it's a little twisted.

Yes, very much.

I don't think you should sign
anything until you have spoken to me.

I don't remember if he said
it outright,- -but it seemed

like your father thinks
you might be good for them.

For your siblings.

They have to... Sorry.

Very sweet of you to take them to
the vet. Are they called something?

Nagell and Dahl.

Right?

How many employees
are there in Nagell-Dahl?

How many are we now?
A...

One.

Maybe you should
just enjoy that dinner.

Then you can remind yourself- -that

they are not like us,
those people there.

They have a slightly alternative
understanding of reality.

So you have to take care
of yourself in all this here.

Sorry I'm late.

This whole day has just
disappeared in handling.

I have to get the situation
under control with our new sister.

I had to clear my head
a bit. Are you doing well?

It's going well. I had to take a
lot of blood tests, but I'm fine.

Abrupt.

Now I'm here, and this is the
most important thing for me.

-You know that, right?
-Yes.

And right now this is the
most important thing for you.

Sexy, right?

I've always wondered
what they really look like.

Do you need help, right?

I don't think it's
legal. unfortunately.

Right.

- Love you.
- Love you.

Hello?

You are a leader who shapes
the future with vision and courage.

You see opportunities, not obstacles,
and inspire those around you.

Your strength gives confidence
and motivation to everyone you lead.

You set the standard for true

leadership- -with drive and passion.

You are on your way to
achieving something big.

If you think you can just take those
pussy tissues with you, forget it.

They are ours. Fitta
is going to Berlin.

Because it will be hell with the
contract and not least breach of trust.

It's funny that you talk
about breach of trust.

I understand that you don't trust me,
and that's what we're working on, right?

Man can you just try
to separate it with us?

Look through your fingers a little?

Those fingers of yours
have been in so many

places- -I'm not interested
in looking either at

or through--or having them
in my field of vision at all.

It's a bit of a family crisis.
Can you take Luna tonight?

It's your week.

When there are crises, Do
you stand up for your child?

That's fine. I am her
mother, i can take her

I'll just galley her.

She likes it. It's from an app.

I think it's quite weird to
have a sister my age suddenly.

Absolutely crazy.

She won't be my
sister, actually.

But isn't she anyway?

It's not me who decides.

It's so damn good, that one.

I wonder if you are
over processing a bit.

Maybe you need to give
your shoulder some rest too.

That I'm not here three times a week.

I think the opposite, that you should
come more often. Five times a week.

Then I think we
are done for today.

Enjoy your dinner, then.

- Did you get to shop?
- We can't make it.

Yes, it's going well.
The meat is in the oven.

Take a quick shower, then
things are going well here.

Think positively.

- Nikko?
-Yes?

can you taste

Dritdigg.

Are you just saying that
because you love me?

No, completely objectively.

I promise. Thank you very much,

you are the best in the world... Fuck!
-What is it?

-What if they think tacos are tacky?

Taco sucks. Emma,
I think they're here.

OK.

That was my place.

- Was that your place?
- You saw that I blinked.

Christian, can you
move so we can pass?

-Is this a T-junction?
- Yes, I think so.

-Four wine? Do we have enough then?
- I think you have enough, Fie.

I don't quite understand
why we're here.

Can you and Brodin look
at Valeria's pussy tissues?

Yes, we'll take it after dinner.

-How does it look?
-Dammit.

I don't look as one
white trash Scammers?

- You look great.
- I was completely put off by the DNA test.

Or am I just easily offended?

You haven't done anything wrong
there. Breathe with your stomach.

We agreed to buy her out, - -but now we

have to sing and dance
and hold your hand.

That's why we're here.

She will never sign anything
until she has talked to everyone.

It was clear.

-Hello!
-Hey!

Come in!

They're just people, no matter
how rich they are. Remember that.

And remember to breathe.