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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:16,500 My divorce shattered my world. I have been trying to put back all the broken 2 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:20,400 pieces ever since. Elena, my best friend growing up, was the first one who 3 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,260 reached out to me after she heard the news. 4 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,680 Hello? Oh my god, Crystal, how have you been? 5 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,140 Hi! Oh my god, it's been so long. 6 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,740 I heard about the divorce. 7 00:00:29,390 --> 00:00:30,770 Yeah, I mean, Ryan's okay. 8 00:00:31,110 --> 00:00:34,550 You know, it's a lot to deal with. It's a lot of moving pieces. 9 00:00:34,950 --> 00:00:36,750 Oh, no, that's completely understandable. 10 00:00:37,090 --> 00:00:38,029 Have you been doing okay? 11 00:00:38,030 --> 00:00:41,710 I hadn't realized how much I missed having a friend, especially someone as 12 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:42,710 darling as my Elena. 13 00:00:42,970 --> 00:00:45,570 It's so good to hear from you. And hey, I have a crazy idea. 14 00:00:45,770 --> 00:00:49,270 It's been so long. What if we just went away for the weekend together? 15 00:00:49,690 --> 00:00:52,930 It'd give our sons a chance to meet and hopefully become best friends. 16 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:57,780 Both our boys have been through so much that all we want is for them to be happy 17 00:00:57,780 --> 00:00:58,639 and feel loved. 18 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,900 I had no idea the weekend would turn out the way it did. 19 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,980 Mistakes were made and lines were crossed. 20 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,360 Now I just hope it's not too late to fix it. 21 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:26,940 Amazing. He really has grown up to be a man. 22 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:28,800 Yeah, I'm so proud of both of them. 23 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:35,200 So, what do you think we should do for the rest of the weekend with the boys? 24 00:01:35,780 --> 00:01:38,820 Oh, I guess we have to figure out our whole itinerary, huh? 25 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:41,620 It's raining, but take that off the table. 26 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:46,100 Well, you know what? I am going to get a little nap and then we'll figure things 27 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:47,300 out. You're going to go take a nap? 28 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:48,500 Yeah. Okay. 29 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,080 I guess I could relax, too. Go take a bath. 30 00:01:51,420 --> 00:01:54,260 Yeah, a nice bubble bath. Yeah, right? I mean, it's raining, but it's still 31 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:55,260 beautiful. 32 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:56,520 Yeah. 33 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,140 Okay, we'll figure that out. Yeah, let's do it. 34 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:00,940 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 35 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:05,920 What? Ryan, do you think that what we're doing is right? 36 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:11,420 I mean, ever since I found out that you're a crippled son, I've just known 37 00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:13,820 forever, and now I feel guilty. 38 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:20,320 I mean, I'm all grown up now, and I'm capable of making my own decisions. 39 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,640 And so are you, Elena. 40 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:23,900 Yeah. 41 00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:28,620 And besides, I don't think you should care so much about what people think of 42 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:29,609 you. 43 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:30,610 I guess so. 44 00:03:44,450 --> 00:03:46,870 Wait, wait. Something still feels weird. 45 00:03:47,090 --> 00:03:52,250 I just... It's hard to get past it. I... It feels like something's missing. 46 00:03:52,930 --> 00:03:57,150 Whenever I feel this way, Parker will always tell me something comforting and 47 00:03:57,150 --> 00:03:58,250 make me feel better. 48 00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:00,220 Oh, easy. 49 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:05,600 Well, then imagine that he's here comforting you. Oh, no, that would be... 50 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,180 can't do that. That would be so wrong, wouldn't it? 51 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:15,360 Well, okay, imagine that it's not wrong or weird, and what would he be 52 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:16,380 saying to you right now? 53 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:22,320 Well, I guess he would tell me that I'm worrying way too much about something so 54 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,320 small. 55 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:25,180 I think you should listen to Parker. 56 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:27,180 Yeah, I guess so. 57 00:07:09,970 --> 00:07:10,970 sinful now. 58 00:08:11,330 --> 00:08:14,510 Yeah, you've gotten so big. 59 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:18,310 I just remember all the pictures you've posted on Facebook. 60 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,150 You did not look like this. 61 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:22,250 Thank you. 62 00:08:22,730 --> 00:08:23,730 Yeah. 63 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:27,090 That one was working for you. 64 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,440 Thank you so much for helping me out with this. 65 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:28,840 Of course. 66 00:09:46,410 --> 00:09:47,850 Are you enjoying your vacation? 67 00:09:49,810 --> 00:09:50,810 Yeah, definitely. 68 00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:55,350 You know, it means the world to me and your mom that you boys are able to come 69 00:09:55,350 --> 00:09:56,350 with us. 70 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,870 I wouldn't miss this thing. The world. 71 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:22,160 I don't know why you're grabbing your sword from the back. 72 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:27,340 Did you pick them off? 73 00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:29,280 No. No? 74 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:38,800 Yeah. 75 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,290 You like that, Ryan? 76 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:40,410 Parker, sorry. 77 00:12:41,230 --> 00:12:42,230 Sorry. 78 00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:45,910 I just can't stop thinking about Ryan in the bedroom. 79 00:12:47,690 --> 00:12:49,910 Do you want to invite him in like he was? 80 00:12:50,650 --> 00:12:52,330 No, that's not funny, Parker. 81 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,310 It's not funny. 82 00:12:57,550 --> 00:12:59,130 Because he's my son. 83 00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:01,590 You know, maybe we shouldn't be doing this. 84 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,250 It's a little wrong. 85 00:13:03,470 --> 00:13:04,750 What do you mean we shouldn't be doing this? 86 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:09,220 Maybe we shouldn't be doing this because you're my best friend's son. 87 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,160 It's just, it's... Whatever. 88 00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:16,700 Well, you don't have to leave. 89 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:37,300 I saw what you did with my mom. What the fuck do you mean what I did with your 90 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,660 mom? It's fucking... Stop doing your fucking head. This is fucking your ass, 91 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:45,100 bro. Bro, what the fuck do you think you're doing? You disrespect me in my 92 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,040 house? Trying to fuck my mom, dude? 93 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,720 I fucking heard you with my mom. What the fuck are you talking about? 94 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,480 I'll try to get back at your ass and fucking start calling your name and 95 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,600 Look, dude. Well, I mean, I'm not in your house, alright? Trying to hook up 96 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,299 your mom. 97 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,300 Isn't this house rented? 98 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:05,910 Bro, my mom... Got this house from my dad in the divorce. 99 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,870 And you can't be in here trying to fuck her, bro. 100 00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:12,650 But it's fine for you to be fucking my mom. 101 00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:15,270 No, no, no. 102 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:23,450 What are you doing? What are you doing? Trying to hold my hand down? 103 00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:25,290 I'm going to fucking do whatever the fuck I want. 104 00:14:25,550 --> 00:14:28,090 What are you, like, spying on me? I mean... 105 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,180 Dude, I can fucking hear you. You're not that fucking quiet. 106 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,220 It's like across the fucking house, dude. What are you talking about? 107 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,040 You realize there's a big -ass gap right here, right? 108 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,860 Like, it's not that hard to hear when you don't close the damn door. 109 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:43,800 I'm just saying, dude, you can't fucking exist for two seconds without your mom, 110 00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:48,280 so you're creeping up on me, and it's just... You're fucking my mom. 111 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,040 No, you're fucking my mom, dude. I tried to fuck your mom, that's right, yeah, 112 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,980 because you're up there trying to fuck around with my mom. That's fucking 113 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,120 bullshit, dude. Come on. 114 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:56,380 Fuck you, dude. 115 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,940 You want to go to the gym or something, bro? 116 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,740 Bro! What the fuck are you going to do with those twigs? 117 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,100 Bro, you ain't going to do shit. 118 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,040 I'm going to knock your ass out in five seconds, dude. 119 00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:08,660 Do something. 120 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,220 Do something. Do something. 121 00:15:27,470 --> 00:15:28,470 You're embarrassing me. 122 00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:29,590 You're embarrassing me. 123 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:32,990 Stop it. I think we need to go to jail and talk about what happened. 124 00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:36,410 People figure it out. 125 00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:38,170 We just need to get us more dead. 126 00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:42,230 Alright. 127 00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:44,050 Oh, sit down. You too. 128 00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:46,410 Yep, you need to sit down. You sit too. 129 00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:48,870 I'm not sitting next to him. 130 00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:52,630 Right now. And don't say a word. 131 00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:55,470 Don't even look at each other. Don't touch each other. This is ridiculous. 132 00:15:56,230 --> 00:15:57,230 Apologize. 133 00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,560 Apologize. No. 134 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,460 Then you can sit in silence until we come back. Fine. 135 00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:10,800 I'm so sorry. That was so embarrassing. No, I'm sorry too. I thought they were 136 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,980 getting along. Me too. I don't know what happened. I don't either. I mean, I 137 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:18,220 just, maybe, maybe it's our fault. 138 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,920 Did we go too far? 139 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:26,260 Maybe we did. It's just, I don't really want to stop though. 140 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:31,160 Yeah, I get it. I mean, it was all going so well. I don't know where it went 141 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,640 wrong, but we have to do something. 142 00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:33,299 We do. 143 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,720 I mean, maybe... I mean, I did leave Parker hanging. 144 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,200 Oh, yeah. He kind of stormed out of the bathroom. 145 00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:43,040 Come to think of it, I kind of left Ryan with some blue balls, too, earlier. I 146 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,040 didn't even think of that. 147 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,240 That could be why they have all that built up aggression. 148 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:50,020 Yeah, I mean, nothing puts a man in a bad mood like that. 149 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,360 Clearly, and they are growing up. 150 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,700 Yeah. 151 00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:55,480 We have to fix this. 152 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 We have to do something. 153 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:03,140 All right, well, let's go see if those boys are any better. If they've settled 154 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:04,139 down at all. 155 00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:12,640 Still not getting along, I see. 156 00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:15,920 Well, we think we know how to fix this. 157 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,160 We know what's wrong. 158 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,200 Parker, come with me. 159 00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:32,480 We think we know what's causing you guys to be so angry. 160 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,160 We left you hanging. 161 00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:38,600 We left you with blue balls. I didn't even realize why you were so grumpy. 162 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,220 Yeah. So, here, stand up. That makes sense. 163 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,760 We're here to finish what we started. 164 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,460 Yeah. We just... Right here? Start moving. 165 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,000 Left off. 166 00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:51,020 We don't leave unfinished business. 167 00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:25,440 You want me over here? 168 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,700 I don't know about you, Parker, but I'm feeling a lot better. 169 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,520 Good. 170 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,900 My gosh. 171 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,840 I'll admit, dude, your mom's really good at sucking dick. 172 00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:43,220 It's like a bonding experience. 173 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,560 Good, you're getting along, right? 174 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,960 Yeah. See, I knew this would fix it. 175 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,400 Mm -hmm. 176 00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:51,780 Catchies. 177 00:20:10,490 --> 00:20:12,330 oh yeah 178 00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:28,820 Thank you. 179 00:22:32,290 --> 00:22:33,290 That's good. 180 00:22:33,350 --> 00:22:34,410 That's what we came here to do. 181 00:22:35,590 --> 00:22:36,650 We get to make things right. 182 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,820 I can't really remember why I was angry. 183 00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:55,640 Good. We want you to get along, so sit down. 184 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,440 Yeah, sit next to each other. 185 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,280 That's kind of weird. You need the makeup. 186 00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:03,540 But we're going to sit next to each other naked? 187 00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:04,980 Just sit next to each other. 188 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,280 It'll be okay. 189 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,480 Just trust us. Why don't you guys get along and have a good time? 190 00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:11,900 Right? 191 00:24:20,510 --> 00:24:22,350 Ooh, you don't even have any panties on. 192 00:24:23,490 --> 00:24:24,630 Skipping straight to the point. 193 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:27,190 Much 194 00:24:27,190 --> 00:24:35,490 better. 195 00:24:35,770 --> 00:24:36,770 So much better. 196 00:24:40,550 --> 00:24:42,330 Definitely can't tell anybody about this. 197 00:24:50,870 --> 00:24:51,870 Mm hmm. 198 00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:01,790 This is so good. 199 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,060 It's been so long since I had a dick. 200 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,880 Your hair is just so fucking gross. 201 00:28:43,950 --> 00:28:44,950 Bye. 202 00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:06,440 Yeah, don't give off the cow spell. 203 00:34:15,689 --> 00:34:18,710 Oh, my God. 204 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:48,620 Yeah. No, that's a little much. 205 00:36:49,420 --> 00:36:52,000 Well, I don't know. Maybe he has a point. 206 00:36:52,540 --> 00:36:58,880 It would be kind of hot. I don't know. Maybe that's the final frontier for us 207 00:36:58,880 --> 00:36:59,880 explore that. 208 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:03,580 You boys want to do that? 209 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,120 Yeah. 210 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:10,580 If you still feel weird about it, we can just give it a try, and then if you 211 00:37:10,580 --> 00:37:12,720 don't like it, we can just pretend it never happened. 212 00:37:13,340 --> 00:37:14,360 That's a great idea. 213 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:15,680 Okay. 214 00:37:15,930 --> 00:37:17,930 You're a fucking dick, so... I won't tell anybody. 215 00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:19,290 Good point. 216 00:37:20,450 --> 00:37:21,750 Okay, let's do it. 217 00:37:27,150 --> 00:37:28,150 Oh, 218 00:37:28,210 --> 00:37:43,710 fuck. 219 00:37:48,710 --> 00:37:49,950 I can't believe we're doing this. 220 00:37:50,670 --> 00:37:51,690 How do you feel? 221 00:37:52,030 --> 00:37:53,030 I don't know. 222 00:37:55,350 --> 00:37:58,790 So wrong, but I love it. 223 00:37:59,050 --> 00:38:03,770 Oh, God, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. 224 00:39:45,860 --> 00:39:46,860 Oh, my God. 225 00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:10,160 I didn't think it was like the... It was so fucking good. Yeah? It was a good 226 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,160 idea. 227 00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:38,580 Yeah. 228 00:42:55,190 --> 00:42:57,490 Oh, my God. 229 00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:37,980 Yeah. 230 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,040 Oh, my God, my God. 231 00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:31,820 Oh, shit, sweetheart. 232 00:44:33,380 --> 00:44:34,380 Yes, yes, yes. 233 00:45:45,230 --> 00:45:46,690 Come on. 234 00:46:17,580 --> 00:46:18,580 Don't you forget your - 235 00:47:05,230 --> 00:47:06,230 Excuse me. 236 00:47:36,740 --> 00:47:38,780 Yes. Oh, shit. 237 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,860 Oh, fuck you, sweetie. Just like that. Oh, shit. 238 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,640 Oh, shit. 239 00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:46,640 Oh, shit. 240 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,060 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 241 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,880 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 242 00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:52,738 Oh, shit. 243 00:47:52,740 --> 00:47:55,280 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 244 00:48:06,990 --> 00:48:09,230 Oh, give me all my substance. 245 00:48:09,510 --> 00:48:10,790 Come. Oh, fuck. 246 00:48:11,050 --> 00:48:14,710 Yeah. Oh, you're close. Yes. Yes. 247 00:49:05,670 --> 00:49:10,970 This is definitely the greatest weekend ever. And the most sinful. 248 00:49:12,010 --> 00:49:15,310 What do you guys say we make Santa Barbara trip? 249 00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:16,980 On the regular. 250 00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:18,220 Yeah. 251 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,280 See, 252 00:49:21,660 --> 00:49:22,660 it worked. They're getting along. 17937