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Hi, my name is Dr. Jovan. Hi Jasmine,
nice to meet you.
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This is the nurse, Cassie. Nice to meet
you. Nice to meet you too.
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So what brings you to the spa clinic
today?
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So, if I'm being honest, I don't want to
sound like a bad person, but my
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husband is ugly as fuck.
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And, like, our kids took all his genes
and, like, if I didn't birth them
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like, I wouldn't think they're even my
fucking kids. Like, they're...
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They're fucking ugly.
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Like, they're, like... He looks like...
He's rich. He's very... He is very rich.
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He has a lot going for him.
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But physical features... He kind of
looks like a troll, if I'm being honest.
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And so I'm here today because I really
just want, like, some, like, attractive
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children, you know? Like, I don't want
them to get bullied in school and shit.
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Like, so...
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I just, I'm looking for, like, a very
handsome, like, tall, dark, handsome
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sperm donor that, like, hopefully they
would take both of our genes, but, like,
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even if they took one of our genes, you
know, like, I just want, like, an
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attractive sperm donor to knock me up.
You know what I mean?
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I see.
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I mean...
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If I'm being honest, like, kind of like
yourself.
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You're very handsome, I must say.
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Okay.
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So, we're going to do a series of tests
to see if you're a candidate, okay?
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Okay. So, first thing first, why don't
you remove your top for me? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Wow.
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Are we going to do, you know, like a
latch test?
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Oh, okay. Yeah.
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Okay, so, hold on.
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No, you stay right there. Okay.
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Oh!
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You're really latching, huh?
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Yeah, you gotta, you know, you gotta
make sure you know you... Okay, okay.
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You got a breastfeed, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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So, uh, how are my, how are my feeding
skills or qualities?
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It's pretty good. Pretty good.
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Pretty good. So how about...
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Next test, I want you to get doggy
style.
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Okay. Yeah, and we're going to inspect
you out some more and see what's going
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here. So you put your head this way.
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Should I remove my shorts? Yes. Okay.
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Oh, okay.
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Hold on. Oh.
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Let me see. Hold on. What is this test
for?
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It's all part of proper procedure. Okay.
Just to make it so you know.
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Okay.
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That's good to hear.
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You want to make sure I'm breathable.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, wow, yeah.
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That's good.
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So start right there. Okay. Here's the
doctor.
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All right.
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So... Open up your mouth.
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No, stay right here. Open up your mouth.
Oh, okay.
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Say ah.
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Oh. Ah.
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Ah. Yeah.
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Ah. Ah.
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All right.
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Perfect. And I think, just to let you
know, we kind of pick you here at the
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sperm clinic.
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Okay. But you kind of seem like you're
the perfect candidate.
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You know what I mean? Oh, really?
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Yeah, I think we can help you out. I
think we can help fix your problem and
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up with a solution.
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Oh, good. I love to hear that.
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You ready? Yes.
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Yeah, you got nice eyes.
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What color are your eyes, baby?
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They're hazel.
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They're hazel? Yeah.
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So you can do a never test.
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Okay, silly, can you go back for me,
please, baby?
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Oh, yeah, of course.
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Yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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Is it dick?
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It's a dick.
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It's a dick.
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It's a dick. It's a dick.
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Yeah, very fertile.
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Tastes very fertile. I feel like I'm the
perfect person to breed right here.
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She's an 8 on 10, then. Oh, I love to
hear that.
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So, you look like you're very breedable.
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Oh, good, good.
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We've had over a thousand pregnancies.
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Oh, really? A thousand? I didn't know
that.
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Yes, and we here do more of a natural
insemination process here. Okay.
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So, you know, it goes a little
something.
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Like this.
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Yeah.
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What the fuck?
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Wait, so you're, you're like, you're
doing the procedure with your penis?
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Yeah.
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That's why we do a lot of tests. Yeah,
yeah, that makes sense.
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I think I'm going to be okay. All right.
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He's a professional. I'm a professional.
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And is this a good position for
breathing?
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Oh, yeah. Most definitely.
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It's a start -up for a warm -up position
right there. Yeah. I feel like I need
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to stretch my vagina out more to
accommodate you.
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Yeah, you like that?
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Oh, your penis is almost bigger than my
entire husband's body.
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You're so big.
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Oh, we're going to have nice and strong
and tall kids.
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insomniac me. Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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She's very nice and strong.
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I will not bear your offspring.
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I want you to warm up a big fat load of
semen.
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I want all your semen inside me.
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This feels good, doc.
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Is everything
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feeling okay?
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Oh, that's really deep, doctor.
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It has to be deep. It has to be. Just
like that.
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Just like that.
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Doctor.
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Oh, shoot. Looks like it's going to be a
thousand and one pregnancy right here.
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Oh, yeah.
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I really want a successful procedure.
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Oh, yeah?
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I'm going to make sure you get it done.
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Yeah, I'm going to make this work.
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Yes.
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Open your mouth.
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I'm just latching on to my uterus.
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He's really good at this procedure.
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He is really good.
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Yes, he's the best in town.
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I believe it.
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I'm not going to push on my bread.
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I think it is
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You're
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doing good, you're doing good
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I feel like I can get deep, Barfi.
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Oh, Sam.
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Oh, Sam.
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Oh, Sam. Oh, Sam.
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I know, I won't come yet.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fucking great doctor.
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Oh, my God, I want you to fill me with
your sticky cum.
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Please, I want you to impregnate me.
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Oh, my God, I want your warm fucking
load inside me.
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Yeah, build up that fucking cum. I want
you to fucking fill me.
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I want you to brain me, please.
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Oh, build up that warm sticky cum to
fill my cum.
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I don't want you to fucking impregnate
me.
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Come here. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Film all your fucking semen
for me.
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I want all your fucking semen inside me.
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I want your bones to become film in your
pussy.
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Oh, please, doctor.
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Please, doctor. I want you to fill me
with your cum.
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Come on.
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Please, don't break me.
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Please.
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Please.
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Oh, you're so deep.
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I want you to fill me with your cum.
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Oh, my God.
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Except you're a little deep inside my
pussy.
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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my fucking cum. Your
cum.
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Please. Please.
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Please breathe me.
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Please breathe my pussy.
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Please. Please breathe me in your cum.
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Please.
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Yes.
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Yes, fucking breathe me. Fucking breathe
my little...
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You have your last straw. Have your last
straw. Have your last straw.
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I need to keep it in there.
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Here you go, baby.
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doctor. Oh my god. I'm so happy to be
infirmated by you.
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Oh my god.
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I can't wait till I can take the test.
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Soon. Very soon.
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You can get dressed now.
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Okay.
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