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You're the best I could have ever asked
for.
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What are you doing?
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You'll see.
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What are you doing?
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Oh my gosh.
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Uh, hello?
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Hi, I'm calling from Dr.
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D's office.
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We're calling about your annual penis
checkup.
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My what?
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A penis checkup. It's very normal for
young men your age. It's just to make
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everything's going on okay down there.
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Okay.
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Who are you talking to?
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We'll tell you later.
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So I just have a few questions for you.
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First off...
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How often do you have sex?
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I have sex like three to four times a
month.
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Okay, that sounds very normal.
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How often do you masturbate?
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I guess I masturbate like Four to five
times a day.
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Four or five times a day.
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Wow.
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No, no, no. That's perfectly normal and
healthy for a young man like yourself.
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Nothing to worry about.
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Next, how much semen do you produce?
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Is it thick and creamy?
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Yeah, it's pretty thick and creamy.
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It's hard to get out of, like, fabric.
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And, um, how far can you shoot it?
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Oh, yeah, on a good day, I could
probably, like, probably about ten feet.
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Ten feet? Wow.
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That...
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Yeah, I think it's pretty cool.
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Next question.
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How big is your penis?
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Could you measure that for me?
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Yeah.
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I would say like eight inches.
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So how thick would you say it is?
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Could you measure that for me?
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Yeah, I mean, it's pretty thick. I would
say it's probably like three
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quarters the thickness of my wrist.
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Okay.
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How long does it take you to get an
erection?
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Not long at all. I just think about tits
and then I'm fucking rock hard.
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So, do you think you could get... hard
for me now.
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I could talk dirty if that would help.
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Okay. I want you to grip your cock at
the face for me
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and stroke real low, up and down.
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How's that feeling?
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Yeah. Yeah, that feels really good.
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Good. Just keep stroking for me.
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You can go a little faster.
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Think about... Think about fucking my
tight little pussy.
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I'm getting so wet just thinking about
you stroking that cock for me.
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Are you getting close?
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Yeah,
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are you gonna come for me?
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Oh, um, I actually gotta go right now.
I'm so sorry.
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My stepbrother? You're joking. No.
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No, it was him. And did you hear that
stuff he was saying?
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Yeah. He's got an 8 -inch dick, and he
can shoot at 10 feet.
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Is that even normal?
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I don't know, but I want to go see it
myself.
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I mean, I've always wanted to fuck a
real brother.
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I know it's wrong, but that's what makes
it hot, right?
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Yeah.
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I agree.
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So should we go put on our nurse outfits
and go fuck with them?
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Yeah, let's do it. Okay, let's go.
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Hey,
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have you guys gotten any weird phone
calls?
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No.
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No? What?
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Nothing, never mind.
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you okay you're like looking a little
flustered yeah no i'm fine like
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everything's cool are you sure about
that yeah are you sure you haven't been
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overdoing anything because you know
doing a little bit too much of something
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could be a bad thing yeah like four or
five times a day
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that was you guys
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What the fuck?
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You guys are dressed like nurses. I see
you got into the whole... Yeah, we got
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to try out our captain.
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What the fuck? Did you guys hear me
jerking off on the phone?
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Yeah, it was hot.
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Yeah, it was just a joke. A joke?
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It was nice.
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I liked it.
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It was hot hearing you talk about your
dick.
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Really? Mm -hmm.
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Why do you think I was dirty talking to
you?
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Whoa, dude, she's like my sister.
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I think it's hot.
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Yeah, but what if my dad comes home?
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I'm not going to. My mom and him went
out for dinner.
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Your mom would kill me if she found out.
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That she's not going to.
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And I really want to be different.
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I don't think he was lying about the 8
inches.
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You're just going to stand there and
you're going to come help me out.
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um um
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um um
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oh that's so sexy
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Yeah, that sounds awesome.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Thank you.
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