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I can't believe we're in Napa.
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I'm sorry. It's just...
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I feel like I'm meeting God.
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Okay, guys.
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We've got one day to plan this wedding.
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Can you whip up a cake?
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On it.
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I wanna make
an exact cake replica of the cul-de-sac
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because that's
where your romance started.
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So I wanna make little cake houses,
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cotton candy bushes. But there is
one thing that I will not bend on.
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The asphalt is actually
going to have to be asphalt.
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There are some things
that you can't fake in the cake world.
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True.
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Now, do you think, for one day,
you could actually stay out of trouble?
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Come on, J-Bird, we're not raccoons.
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Then why are you in that wine barrel?
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I'm going to roll him down the hill.
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Hey, Dime Eyes,
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thank you for letting us elope with you.
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Well, that's how
I like to do my elopements.
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Seven people deep.
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- Eight.
- What?
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Hey, June Bug!
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Dad!
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Hi, sweetie.
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Hey, hey.
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This isn't as fun as I thought.
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My socks suck as potholders.
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{\an8}Still, it's nice of the hotel
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{\an8}to let you use their kitchen
to bake the wedding cake.
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{\an8}I may or may not have told them
that I'm the new pastry chef.
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{\an8}Just be cool.
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{\an8}By the Wayans brothers,
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{\an8}I cannot believe
that tomorrow is your 21st birthday.
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{\an8}So far, every one of my big birthdays
has sucked.
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{\an8}Sixteen, I had the chicken pox.
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{\an8}Eighteen, my mom took me to see
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
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{\an8}Travis, that's so sad.
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{\an8}No, that part was awesome.
But on the way out of the theatre,
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{\an8}some 10-year-old
poked me in the eye with his wand.
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{\an8}I mean, why do they give
those things out? It's so dangerous.
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{\an8}You know, Wade was supposed to be
my date to your mom's wedding,
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{\an8}when it was gonna be in four months,
but now I'm solo.
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{\an8}What do you say we have
like a Trav, Laurie
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{\an8}wedding date/21st birthday blowout?
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{\an8}Deal.
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{\an8}Hey, Magnum, you want to come over
here and let me stomp on your grapes?
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{\an8}You want to stomp on my boys?
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{\an8}It's just really hard
to think of sexy wine talk.
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{\an8}Yeah, well, then why even try?
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{\an8}Why are you so mopey?
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{\an8}When I said I wanted to elope,
just us, I meant, "Just us."
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{\an8}I know. We did it, baby.
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{\an8}Okay, I meant just us two. One, two.
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{\an8}Honey, I thought you meant
you just didn't want a big wedding.
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{\an8}Not that you didn't want the gang here.
I'm so sorry.
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{\an8}Hey, what if we all stay here
for a few days and have fun,
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{\an8}but then they all fly home and we stay
and get married by ourselves?
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{\an8}Let me get this straight.
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{\an8}If I make the empty gesture
of asking them to go,
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{\an8}when they say "no,"
you'll still be happy?
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{\an8}Yeah.
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{\an8}This is the best fight ever.
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Ding-dong. It's midnight!
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Let's go.
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What's going on?
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- You four, grab him.
- What's happening?
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Wait, wait, wait. What's going on?
I don't like this.
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Why is nobody saying anything?
Somebody tell me what's happening.
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I gotta say, I've tried wine before
and not a big fan.
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Maybe I could learn to like it.
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Of course, I can get a little room
for your friends' reception.
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Look, Ellie...
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Can I call you Ellie?
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Ellie's good.
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Ellie, I can get you anything you want.
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So if you want a group of shaved
Brazilian gigolos up in your room,
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I will pick them up myself,
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I'll bring my razor, I'll shave them down.
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You have the most amazing eyes.
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Thanks.
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That was inappropriate. I'm sorry.
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Hey, why are you all flushed?
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Don't block my view.
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Hi.
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Yeah, that guy wants you.
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I hope so.
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Wait, what's happening?
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Hey, Dad.
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I need to ask you something.
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Sure, June Bug.
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Wasn't that glass just empty?
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When I got here, I gave the bellhop $20
to fill it up whenever it was empty.
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Watch.
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Like father, like daughter.
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I want to show you
how to do something online.
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No computers.
I don't trust anything without a soul.
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That's why I don't do business
with German people.
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I want you to go online
and get ordained as a minister.
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Dad, I want you to marry us.
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I just love you so much.
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And I'm so honoured that you want me
to be...
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No, no. No crying.
See, this is gonna be hard for you.
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But you can't cry when you marry us.
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Because if you cry
then I'm gonna start crying,
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and I'll be wearing eye make-up.
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And I can't get married
looking like Alice Cooper.
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And I'm gonna be marrying off my baby.
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I know.
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See, now I'm Coopering.
Is this what you want?
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No.
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Arturo, go grab me some vanilla.
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Damn, girl!
You got these people in check.
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Arturo and I bonded
because we're both really pissed
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that management won't let us
wear flip-flops in the kitchen.
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This is awesome.
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And the cake is gonna look great.
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You think?
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'Cause I'm not great at wedding cakes.
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Don't be modest, Laurie.
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You're the best fake pastry chef
this hotel's ever had.
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Thank you. Here, try this.
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No! What are we doing?
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What?
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How do we always end up
flirting with each other?
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We're not flirting. This is not
how I flirt. I'm much more subtle...
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- Really?
- ...when I flirt, yeah.
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I follow girls to classes,
memorise their schedules,
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so I can show up
right when they get there.
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Good God, I'm a stalker.
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I'm not trying to flirt with you.
It just...
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I don't know. It happens.
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Well, maybe it's fate.
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I mean, we're here at a wedding,
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on my 21st birthday, just you and me,
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and Arturo.
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Your boyfriend couldn't make it.
My girlfriend doesn't exist.
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What if this is exactly
how it's supposed to happen?
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Laurie!
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Wade.
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You guys ready
for another four bottles?
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Fat chance.
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Wait, we're finished?
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No, I want more.
That's why I said, "Fat chance."
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If I didn't want more wine,
I would have said, "Slim chance."
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Okay, let's go.
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But fat chance and slim chance
mean the same thing.
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That's ridiculous.
"Fat" and "slim" are opposite.
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Okay, can we all agree that from
now on, fat chance means "definitely"?
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Change approved.
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You can't just change
the meaning of phrases.
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I just did.
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Okay, I know
what's gonna cheer you up.
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Grayson thought that it was
just gonna be the two of us eloping.
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Even though I know your answer,
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how would you feel
if we all hung out for a few days,
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and then you guys left
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and Grayson and I
could get married alone?
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- Love it.
- Yeah.
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That's fantastic.
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Just what Grayson wanted.
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Even though our pictures
will have no one in them.
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And my memories will feel empty.
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Jules, we're just messing with you.
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Why?
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Look, I know marrying you
means marrying everyone. So...
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Will you marry me?
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Before anyone answers,
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council.
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Okay.
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All right, just a couple of conditions.
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Andy and Bobby want you
to finance their short film.
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It's called Bromancing the Stone.
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Also, in Jules' kitchen,
you're never allowed to sit in my chair.
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Even if I'm not there.
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Yes to everyone, but Ellie.
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Where are we all going
on our honeymoon?
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- That's not funny.
- I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
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I never thought
I'd get my dream wedding.
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Honey, you've been so great to me.
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I wish there was something special
I could do for you.
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Maybe on our wedding night,
we can finally have robe sex.
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Why does that turn you on so much?
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Because it's like we're monks,
doing something forbidden.
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I will sex you
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There's gotta be something I can do
to make it more special?
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I wish my daughter could be here
to see us get married.
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I can make that happen.
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Sure, Jules, yeah,
it's totally fine with me
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for Tampa/Jill to fly to Napa.
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But thanks to a super-soaker
full of margaritas
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and an air marshal
with, like, zero sense of humour,
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I am currently on the No-Fly List.
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All right, minor skank setback,
but I will still make this happen.
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I can't believe
that we're finally together, face-to-face.
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You know why you're so amaze-balls?
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Why?
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You're so naked.
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And I don't mean, like, "naked" naked.
You're just so emotionally honest.
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I mean, but don't get me wrong,
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the "naked" naked stuff
was real good, too.
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It was like
you hadn't had sex in 10 years.
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And, you know,
I've been with some ex-cons, so I know.
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Yeah, we were actually
pretty loud last night.
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I mean, I feel really bad
for whoever's in the room next to us.
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Oh, my God.
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That would be me. Good old room 207.
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I'm sorry. I know what it's like
to be sure someone's meant for you,
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and yet, you can't be with them.
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Hi.
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How's that wedding ring feel?
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Like handcuffs.
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Thank you.
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Sorry.
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What's wrong, Chick?
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I keep practising
for June Bug's ceremony
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and I can't get two sentences deep
without squirting out tears.
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You fellas help?
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Fat chance.
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Thank you, son.
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What just happened?
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We all got beer guys.
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Get in the game, man.
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Okay, Chick, we just need to figure out
what'll keep you from crying.
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Well, I'd never cry in front of my horse.
Once you do that, they own you.
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You know how I keep from crying?
I have two little secrets.
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My nuts.
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Peace out, sir.
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Look, if you lock on another man's eyes,
there's no way you're gonna cry.
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Watch.
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Love is the most powerful thing
in the universe.
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Love is what brings two people
together...
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Andy, you try.
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I know I can't do it.
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Tom, please say you're on the plane.
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Sorry, Jules. They won't let me fly
with a baby that's not mine.
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- Bend over.
- Okay.
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All right, can you get... Here you go.
Hold on, stand up, stand up.
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Cleavage alert.
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Stop staring, these aren't for you.
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I need the concierge to break some laws
to get Grayson's kid here.
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And since he's obviously
got a thing for your wife,
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I'm gonna use Ellie to close the deal.
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00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:23,291
I like this lipstick colour, but
do you think it's wet enough for him?
246
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,083
Lick your lips.
247
00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:27,083
I'm not comfortable with this.
248
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:30,125
Do you think I want to go
do this with Daniel?
249
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,542
His name's Daniel.
250
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,000
- I love that name.
- Daniel. Really?
251
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,417
Damn it, Andy, I need this.
252
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,667
So if Ellie has to get dolled up or flirt
or make out a little,
253
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:41,834
what's the big deal?
254
00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:43,500
Make out? We don't make out.
255
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,959
It feels like
you don't want Jules to be happy.
256
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:47,250
It's not cool, man.
257
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,458
Not cool.
258
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:52,583
You're not wearing underwear.
Come on!
259
00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,709
So you want me to kidnap a baby?
260
00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:57,959
- Yes.
- No.
261
00:12:58,041 --> 00:12:59,166
No.
262
00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:01,166
What we want you to do
263
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:05,250
is to sneak a baby that isn't mine
onto a plane.
264
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,709
It's more like kid borrowing.
265
00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:11,041
Well, I could get my hands
on a really great local baby.
266
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:12,834
No.
267
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,291
Imported baby it is. I'm on it.
268
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:19,458
Listen, Daniel,
you get us what we need,
269
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:23,458
and we will get you
exactly what you need.
270
00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:24,750
Okay.
271
00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:26,166
Stop it.
272
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,458
I don't want to stop it.
273
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,166
Tommy, I need another one.
274
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,375
I'm sorry, ladies. I tried.
275
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:34,917
Write to me!
276
00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:41,834
Grayson, I'm so sorry, I can't get
Tampa/Jill here for the wedding.
277
00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:43,291
Thanks for trying.
278
00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:47,834
Wade's here.
279
00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:49,417
Is the war over?
280
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,583
No, sweetie.
281
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:51,792
I pulled some strings.
282
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:54,458
I knew your wedding
wouldn't be as special for Laurie
283
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,000
unless I was here to share it with her.
284
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:57,917
That's so sweet.
285
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,375
- I can't do this.
- What?
286
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:05,000
We have a wedding planned
in a few months.
287
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:06,542
Your daughter can be there.
288
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:09,041
Guys.
289
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:11,083
The wedding's off.
290
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:13,917
- What?
- Good. I never liked him.
291
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,125
Still marrying him, Dad,
just a little bit later.
292
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:17,083
Laurie,
293
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:21,625
you said you wanted naked.
294
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:27,750
Hey. Hey, hey. Harvey Keitel, over here.
That's right.
295
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:28,959
Laurie.
296
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:33,250
I'm so crazy about you,
297
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:38,250
but you just keep ignoring it
like it's not real.
298
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:43,458
Mom, guess what, I like wine now.
Happy?
299
00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:44,792
Mixed feelings.
300
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:51,458
I know postponing the wedding's
been tough on you,
301
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,542
but thanks for looking out for me.
302
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,333
Always.
303
00:14:57,834 --> 00:15:00,417
Man, I wish I had a fiancé.
304
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,417
See you, G-Spot.
305
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,125
So, J-Bird,
306
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,667
how're you holding up
with last night's non-nuptials?
307
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,750
I guess I am a little disappointed
308
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,875
because last night
was supposed to be my honeymoon.
309
00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:16,083
But instead, we spent the night
taking care of this dummy.
310
00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:19,625
I can't believe our boy is 21.
311
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,375
He does look so old now.
312
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,625
It might just be that moustache
I drew on him.
313
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:27,792
That's classic.
314
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,166
We gotta get to the airport.
315
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,625
How did I get here?
316
00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:41,834
Mostly luggage carts.
317
00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,125
This is the best part.
318
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,166
This is when
he remembers what he did.
319
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,917
No!
320
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:52,834
This is so embarrassing.
321
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:55,959
I'm gonna have to
hide from Laurie forever.
322
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:57,583
It's okay, T-Man.
323
00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,208
Every great love story starts out
324
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,583
with a man
embarrassing the crap out of himself.
325
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,125
Your father's correct.
326
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:04,458
Right, babe?
327
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,709
Sorry, I was texting Daniel.
328
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,709
Jules, honestly, is this cheating?
329
00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:10,792
Let me see.
330
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:12,583
Yes!
331
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:15,166
This is not okay.
332
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:20,333
Trav, these big, mortifying moments,
they make an impression.
333
00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:23,375
Trust me, okay?
You're going to find yourself someplace
334
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,041
and she won't be able
to stop looking at you.
335
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:26,417
Jules did it to me.
336
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:30,208
Remember? When we first met,
and you flashed that paperboy
337
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:32,625
and then he crashed his bike
into this car.
338
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:37,458
After that, I could not
stop thinking about her.
339
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,583
You're Coopering.
340
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,667
Why is she Coopering?
341
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:45,500
Why does talking about us
falling in love make me so sad?
342
00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:47,583
Come here.
343
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,875
Before Napa, I was really excited
about our big wedding.
344
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:55,625
I'd invited everyone I know,
345
00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:57,125
even my pool guy.
346
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:58,667
- Ernie?
- I have no idea.
347
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:02,959
But then we decided to elope,
and I felt like I was having a stroke.
348
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:04,625
One of those happy strokes.
349
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:06,500
There are no such things
as happy strokes.
350
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:07,959
Well, then what did Kirk Douglas have?
351
00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:09,000
A stroke.
352
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,000
Anyway,
353
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,250
I'm not even looking forward
to the big wedding any more.
354
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,667
This big wedding,
the one that the pool guy's going to,
355
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,250
am I invited?
356
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,875
- That's awkward.
- Very, very awkward.
357
00:17:20,959 --> 00:17:23,625
I'm sorry, I'm just a little edgy.
I was up all night,
358
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:28,291
watching videos that my dead husband
made of his former lovers.
359
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,291
Here's something fun.
360
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,375
There are a few dudes in there.
361
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:35,500
- That's rough.
- That's a tough one, yeah.
362
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,375
Look, I think the reason why
you guys were so excited about eloping
363
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:42,291
is that both of you have a tendency
to sort of be set in your ways.
364
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:46,291
I think that's why it's important
that you guys are spontaneous.
365
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:48,792
That'll add excitement to your life.
366
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:53,291
If you do that, I promise,
this marriage can work.
367
00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:01,458
A hand-written wedding invitation?
I would love to.
368
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:09,917
Do you promise to do what Lynn said?
To always be spontaneous?
369
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:11,500
Of course.
370
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,166
It's so pretty here.
371
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:17,583
It sucks that this stupid town
won't allow beach weddings.
372
00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:19,875
You sure you still want to do this?
373
00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:21,500
Hell yeah.
374
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:23,208
All clear!
375
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:24,917
Go, go, go, go.
376
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:31,208
Dad, it's time!
377
00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:35,500
Okay, okay.
378
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:42,917
That's a good baby, you wait right there.
379
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,000
Hit it, Dad.
380
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:49,959
To me, love is the most powerful thing
in the universe.
381
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,959
Love is what brings
two people together.
382
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,333
I'm sorry.
383
00:18:57,917 --> 00:18:59,250
I know. Me, too.
384
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:09,792
Life is not worth living unless
you find someone to share it with...
385
00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:11,583
Cops! About 100 yards back.
386
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:16,166
Okay, you all know the drill.
Let's take this on the move.
387
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,959
Can we get the rings, please?
388
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:22,917
Stan!
389
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,458
Back to nanny, Stan.
390
00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:32,375
Do you, Grayson,
take my daughter, Jules,
391
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:36,709
to be your wife, and to take care of,
or I'll kick your ass?
392
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:38,959
I do.
393
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:42,458
And June Bug,
394
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:44,542
you've never looked more beautiful.
395
00:19:45,709 --> 00:19:48,667
You really want this fella
to be your husband, don't you?
396
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,041
I really do, Dad.
397
00:19:56,959 --> 00:19:58,000
Use your horse, Chick.
398
00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:05,417
Then I now pronounce you
man and wife.
399
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,375
Now let's all just stop walking
400
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:12,875
and watch this young man
kiss his bride.
401
00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:31,166
All right, what the hell's going on here?
402
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,166
You guys, go, go. Come on.
403
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:36,500
Guys, a little help?
404
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,458
I love you so much.
405
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:45,583
I love you, too.
406
00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:49,083
Hold on. I'm not great
at driving these things.
407
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,208
{\an8}What are you doing, hon?
408
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:03,542
{\an8}Daniel's having trouble sleeping.
409
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,291
{\an8}Will you take a quick pic?
410
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:07,208
{\an8}This is seriously not okay!
411
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:11,208
{\an8}Andy, the man can't sleep.
He's got a parole hearing at 6:00.
412
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:20,000
{\an8}Would you at least cc me on that?
413
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:22,875
{\an8}Maybe. I'll ask Daniel if it's okay.
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