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You feel kind of sad
about selling your place, babe?
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Yeah, but we're getting married
in four months.
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We probably
have to live in the same house.
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Well, I'm excited you're excited.
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Still, this place
was like my island hideaway.
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With all the chaos
and the wedding stuff,
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it's tough to let it go.
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Speaking of wedding stuff,
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I cut down our guest list to 80 people.
Give or take, 61.
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What is it with you needing
so many people around all the time?
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This last month, living with you,
your house is never not full of humanity.
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It's not that bad.
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- Hey!
- There they are.
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In case anyone's wondering,
it's 6:30 in the morning.
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Well, I'm sure they all
have good reasons for being here.
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- Nope.
- Coffee.
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I was trying to hide from that one
but he found me.
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What? You can't be mad at me for this.
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Okay, he's gonna start
locking the doors,
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so do we all have those key necklaces
that I made for you?
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Great.
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Okay, I'll see you every day forever.
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Jules, can I borrow your ladder?
I threw my Frisbee on the roof.
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Sure.
Who are you playing Frisbee with?
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It's just me.
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{\an8}That's the saddest thing ever said.
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{\an8}As your co-maid of honour,
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{\an8}I have been obsessing
about your bachelorette party.
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{\an8}There's this quaint, little strip club
in Tampa called the Stud Farm.
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{\an8}It looks like a stable.
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{\an8}All the snacks
come in these little feed bags
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{\an8}and for a couple extra bucks,
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{\an8}you can ride the guys around
like horses
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{\an8}and they will nibble sugar cubes
off of your bouncies.
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{\an8}- I know that place.
- You do?
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{\an8}No, because I wasn't abused as a child.
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{\an8}What...
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{\an8}You guys are here again?
In our kitchen? In those seats? That's...
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{\an8}My life is Groundhog Day.
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{\an8}I know it is your favourite movie,
but I haven't seen it, so no spoilers.
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{\an8}I've seen it six times
and I still don't know what I saw.
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{\an8}That's what I want to do
for my bachelorette party.
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{\an8}A tiara, and we watch Groundhog Day
and you guys can explain it to me.
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{\an8}Oh, my God! It's gonna be
the longest party in the world.
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{\an8}Penny Can!
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{\an8}Can you think of anything better to do
than an all-day round of Penny Can?
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{\an8}Not enough time in my life
to answer that.
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{\an8}That went right into that sewer grate.
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{\an8}I think there's a new rule for that.
Andy, get the book.
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{\an8}You made a book?
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{\an8}It's more like a Bible, son.
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{\an8}Sewer, sewer rats, sewer people,
here it is.
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{\an8}He's gotta eat something
from the mystery bucket.
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{\an8}A mystery bucket!
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{\an8}All right, close your eyes and pray.
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{\an8}Okay, well, is everything at least food?
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{\an8}If I told you that now,
it wouldn't be a mystery, would it?
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{\an8}Daddy, can I throw a penny?
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Sorry, Stan, this game's for grown-ups.
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He got the snail!
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- He's got the snail!
- Got the snail!
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Penny Can!
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{\an8}Can you believe
jellybean's stupid strip club idea?
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{\an8}I so want to tell her
that I am the real maid of honour
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{\an8}and you only made her one out of pity.
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{\an8}I've had that grenade
in my belt for months.
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{\an8}Sometimes at night, it whispers to me,
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"Pull the pin. Kill them all."
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Just ignore the voices and lotion up.
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What are you doing up here
reading a book?
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Reading a book.
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Nerd alert. Scootch.
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Double scootch.
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Oh, my goodness, look at these elbows.
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Looks like someone else
could use some.
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There you guys are.
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- Lotion party.
- Sweet.
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Squirt me in.
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Please. Please stop. I don't want this.
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Why are you all touching my stuff?
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Penny Can, brother.
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Andy got a double-bouncer.
That means he's gotta dress like you.
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Trav, you okay?
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I ate a snail.
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Looks like V-necks are all the rage
in Douche-Berg.
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Stop, stop, stop.
Everybody stop talking.
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Okay. This is my room. This is my bed.
I am reading a book.
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Because I like reading! But, see,
I can't read because you're always here.
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What is that around your neck?
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What's this key open?
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A lock.
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Does it open this house?
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They have one, too.
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You fool!
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What? Are you kidding me?
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This is not okay!
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This is not okay!
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So, do you know why you're here?
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I think so.
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Show her your trophies, sweetie.
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You had a little break.
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But it's no biggie.
I mean, stress can cause that.
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All of a sudden,
it feels like everything is too much.
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And you're falling.
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Right? You're falling.
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Falling, falling.
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- Lynn?
- Sorry.
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Turns out, when your dead husband
has another family,
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they have a mortgage, too. Herman!
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So, Grayson,
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you need to remember
that when you marry Jules,
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you're marrying everyone in her life.
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And, Jules, do you know
what you need to work on?
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Not being so turned on
when he gets violent.
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I understand why women
stay with murderers now.
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Because I would.
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Okay, we're gonna
have to circle back to that,
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but you need to understand
that Grayson is not you.
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He needs privacy in his home.
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One second.
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I wish I had ripped Andy's ear off.
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Jules, is
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your shirt off?
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Not anymore.
What's the matter with me?
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I've been thinking
about what Lynn said.
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You mean when she yelled at us
for having sex in her bathroom?
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About you needing some privacy.
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From now on,
I want you to think of this bedroom
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as your new island hideaway.
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No one is allowed in here
without your permission.
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You're awesome.
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You're invited onto my island right now.
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This soon after Lynn's bathroom?
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Come on, girl, I'm only 41.
I'm always ready.
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- Are you serious?
- No.
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But I was hoping you'd turn me down
so I didn't have to admit it.
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Got you.
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Yeah, that's right. You better run.
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Pause.
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Okay, Bill Murray
is a mean weatherman,
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he wakes up, it's the same day, I get it.
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But how come
the other people don't realise
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they're trapped in the same day, too?
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Because they're not trapped.
They're just there.
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When the same thing
keeps happening over and over again,
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what do they think?
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No, they don't think.
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So they're like robots?
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I mean, I know they're not robots.
I'm not that dumb, but...
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Are they robots?
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- Already praying for death.
- Fine.
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Play. Okay, pause.
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That is such a crappy hotel.
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Why doesn't he just
check into a new place?
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Because he can't change the day
before it starts.
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He can only change it after it starts.
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Do you hear yourself?
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Please. Play.
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Are you gonna say
"play" and "pause" every time?
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Pause. Yes.
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Play. Wait. Pause.
Big Lou needs a refill.
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Okay, I'll get it.
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Dear God, your dress is so short,
I can see your IUD.
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It's still a bachelorette party,
even though it's a total snooze-fest.
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Come on. Laurie, I'm 43.
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I had my wild bachelorette party
my first wedding.
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Man, I got so drunk,
I woke up in the ocean.
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Exactly. Which is why I predict
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that by the end of this night, we are
gonna be crazy drunk in some club,
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and that dowdy old cardigan
Ellie's wearing
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is gonna be flossing
some hard-body's junk.
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You have perfectly predicted the future.
You're Ho-stradamus.
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I am Ho-stradamus.
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That's right, I love the new nickname.
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Ho-stradamus!
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Ho-stradamus!
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Put the pin back in.
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Why is nobody shooting?
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I can't technically go again until
I write down a dozen Van Halen songs.
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And Andy got a double rimmer
so he's got 10 more skip laps.
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Nine more!
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There's too many stupid rules.
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The 'stache attacks
and the ear flicks were fine.
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But now you gotta snort salsa,
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buy FroYo wearing nothing but sand,
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brush Dog Travis' teeth.
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All the rules make it better.
My calves are on fire.
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You're just trying to cover up the fact
that Penny Can isn't fun anymore.
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You speak ill of the Can again,
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you will find yourself
in a Cobb headlock.
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And FYI, my deodorant this morning
was down to the plastic.
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You think I'm wrong?
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One game. Good old-fashioned,
no-frills Penny Can.
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Show me it's still fun.
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Game on.
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- Penny Can!
- Penny Can!
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What have you done?
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Pause.
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So if Bill Murray can do anything,
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how come he can't save
the old homeless guy from dying?
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Because some things you can't change.
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Well, he saved the little kid in the tree.
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Because some things you can change.
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You can save children,
but you can't save old homeless people.
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Who has a cigarette? I haven't smoked
in 20 years. I need a smoke.
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Okay, this is my final
Groundhog Day question.
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Forget that he can
learn to play the piano,
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but he can't remember
where the puddle is.
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Let's even forget that it's clearly
the same groundhog
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that Bill Murray used in Caddyshack.
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- Oh, my God!
- Don't!
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Why does the day finally end?
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Everyone sit down.
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Penny Can is dead.
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Why couldn't it have been something
no one cares about?
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Like hockey, or the Golden Globes?
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All right, I'm wearing a tiara.
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So why don't you guys
go bother someone else.
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Smokes?
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You guys got any smokes?
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My nanny has some nicotine gum
in her drawer. Be back.
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Oh, boy!
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Sit down.
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No.
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Penny Can is dead.
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I'll live. Go be sad on your boat.
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Jules told us to come up here
and bug you.
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Jules Kiki Cobb, get up here!
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Someone's in trouble.
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We're on the second floor.
How are you even here?
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I'm returning Jules' ladder.
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You sound mad.
You want to punch another wall, baby?
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Do not find this attractive!
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I got a problem.
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Did you ask Andy and Bobby
to come up here and bug me?
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No, I told them
to come bug "someone else."
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I didn't know who that would be.
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Well, did you see them
come up the stairs?
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You're not the only thing upstairs.
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The lotion is upstairs.
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- What's going on?
- Hey, what you doing?
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Oh, my God! This is the same issue
over and over. It's Groundhog Day!
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You gave me an island,
but you didn't mean it.
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No, that is not what happened.
245
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,625
Guys, the ladder fell.
246
00:11:10,709 --> 00:11:12,333
You forced me to do this.
247
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,083
What are you doing with that?
248
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,208
Pause.
249
00:11:18,709 --> 00:11:20,125
You can't pause people.
250
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:27,250
It's okay. I'm not hurt. Maybe.
251
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,792
Hey, Laurie.
252
00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:32,417
What?
253
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:35,917
Jules only wanted Ellie
to be her maid of honour.
254
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,417
She just asked you out of pity.
255
00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:45,959
Is that true?
256
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:54,166
Fine. Maybe I shouldn't
have thrown the grenade,
257
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,125
but you have
some responsibility in this.
258
00:11:56,208 --> 00:12:00,250
True. It's my fault for trusting you
not to hurt me on purpose.
259
00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:02,375
Look, Tintin,
260
00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:05,166
I can't have Andy moping around
because you killed Penny Can.
261
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:07,041
Mopey leads right to gropey.
262
00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:08,542
Fix it, or bleed.
263
00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:09,917
Fine.
264
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,333
Laurie, I'm so glad you're here.
265
00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:14,750
I'm texting my Army boyfriend, Wade,
a picture
266
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,959
so he can see
what a total jerk looks like.
267
00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:18,500
Oh, God!
268
00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:22,417
Jules, you really hurt me.
269
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:25,500
I was so proud when you made me
your co-maid of honour.
270
00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:28,417
But you didn't do it out of love,
271
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,208
you just did it to shut me up.
272
00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:34,041
What happened? Did she storm out?
273
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:35,875
Why are you so low, Tom?
274
00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:37,041
I'm in a wheelchair.
275
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,875
Twenty-six pins in my leg.
New Florida record.
276
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:43,917
Don't you dare give me that bitch grin
you get when Laurie's upset.
277
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,083
What? Dogs bark, fish swim,
I bitch-grin.
278
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,583
How are you mad at me?
279
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:49,750
Did she storm out?
280
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,500
I'm not doing play-by-play, Tom.
281
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:52,959
No problem.
282
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,083
Ball.
283
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:00,041
Ball's up.
284
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,875
Hey, guys.
285
00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:04,125
You here to kill something else I love?
286
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:07,291
If you say anything bad
about leather sandals, I swear to God...
287
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,417
They are ridiculous,
but no, that's not why I'm here.
288
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,041
I have a great idea
on how to reboot Penny Can.
289
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:17,000
Nickel Can.
The stakes have never been higher.
290
00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:19,959
Thanks for trying, but it's over, son.
291
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:22,875
Let's face it.
292
00:13:22,959 --> 00:13:24,625
Penny Can was just a boring game
293
00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:26,875
about getting a tiny round thing
into a hole.
294
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,583
Over and over and over.
295
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:35,000
That's just not something a man can do
every weekend for the rest of his life.
296
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:37,333
Darn it. I'm out.
297
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,625
- At least let me buy you another bucket.
- I don't need to.
298
00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:40,917
Come here, boy!
299
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,500
Dog Travis collects them as I go.
300
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,333
How many can he hold in his mouth?
301
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,792
Enough.
302
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,917
Hey, jellybean.
303
00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:02,542
I know you probably want to rub the
whole maid of honour thing in my face,
304
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:06,959
but can you just...
Please, just be mean to me later.
305
00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:08,834
No problem.
I was gonna do that anyway.
306
00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:11,208
You had no right to use my grenade.
307
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:14,834
Now, Jules is super pissed at me
and I'm addicted to nicotine gum.
308
00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:17,083
Look, Laurie, I'm sorry I said it.
309
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,583
Why didn't she just tell me?
310
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:20,208
I can handle disappointment.
311
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:22,625
When you're eight and your mom
pretends that you've been kidnapped
312
00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:24,667
so that she can meet
the local news anchor,
313
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,625
you learn to be resilient.
314
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:28,750
I will tell you something.
315
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,750
There are some bad things
about this gum.
316
00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:33,542
I didn't sleep at all last night,
plus my teeth are bleeding a little.
317
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:37,041
But it makes you see things
super clearly.
318
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,500
It's like epiphany gum.
319
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,417
Realisation gum.
320
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,333
Got it.
321
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:42,917
This is all Jules' fault.
322
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,166
Plus, I think
if I'm not back to work before I'm 50,
323
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,500
I'm gonna leave Andy.
324
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:51,500
I wish there was a way we could get
Jules to own up to her part in all this.
325
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,667
Does anyone have any ideas?
326
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:55,583
Hold on.
327
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,667
Got it.
328
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,041
Fine. Maybe I shouldn't
have thrown the grenade,
329
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,417
but you have
some responsibility in all this.
330
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,500
What are you doing?
331
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:23,875
Look, Tintin,
332
00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:27,792
I can't have Andy moping around
because you killed Penny Can.
333
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,834
Mopey leads right to gropey.
334
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:31,291
Fix it, or bleed.
335
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:32,500
Fine.
336
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,542
Wait, are we playing Groundhog Day?
337
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,834
I hate confusing games.
338
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:40,959
Remember that corn maze
I got stuck in last Halloween?
339
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,250
I cried all night
until those dogs found me.
340
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:46,083
I'm texting my Army boyfriend, Wade,
a picture
341
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,875
so he can see
what a total jerk looks like.
342
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:49,750
Stupid flash.
343
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:52,625
Jules, you really hurt me.
344
00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:55,959
I was so proud when you made me
your co-maid of honour, but...
345
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:57,333
You asked me, remember?
346
00:15:57,917 --> 00:15:59,625
You put me on the spot.
347
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,834
What was I supposed to do?
Just crush you?
348
00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:06,750
What happened? I'm in a wheelchair.
349
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:09,291
- 26 pins. New Florida record.
- 26 pins. New Florida record.
350
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:10,542
We all know, Tom.
351
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:12,208
I hate this.
352
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:16,834
What? Dogs bark, fish swim,
I bitch-grin.
353
00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:18,625
How could you be mad at me?
354
00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:20,792
Stop saying the same things!
355
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,583
- 2%?
- Skim.
356
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:32,875
- Want to play again?
- I don't really love Milkey Guessy.
357
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,625
Me neither. It's boring.
358
00:16:34,709 --> 00:16:36,709
Plus dairy products give me the splats.
359
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,208
Well, then
why not play a little Penny Can?
360
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,375
No, thanks.
361
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,834
You were right, Trav.
Penny Can's a stupid game.
362
00:16:44,917 --> 00:16:46,417
It's not about the game.
363
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:51,542
Penny Can isn't just throwing a penny
into a can,
364
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,458
it's about family.
365
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:54,834
It's about tradition.
366
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,959
Might even be about America.
367
00:16:58,041 --> 00:16:59,792
- Yeah, I don't think so.
- Nice try.
368
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:05,125
Okay, well, for me,
it's always been like a father-son thing,
369
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:07,875
and I'm gonna be 21 in a few days
370
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:10,959
and I know I'll always be grateful
for the time we spent tossing copper.
371
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:12,709
Stan.
372
00:17:12,792 --> 00:17:15,792
Daddy, will you throw pennies with me?
373
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:19,917
Oh, my God! It's like Field of Dreams.
374
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,750
- Penny Can!
- Yeah!
375
00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:28,208
Penny Can!
376
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,083
You gonna play, son?
377
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,375
No, I've got things to do.
378
00:17:33,709 --> 00:17:36,333
I don't understand
why I have to be in bed again.
379
00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:38,041
Because that's how it works!
380
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,750
How'd you rig the clock to do that?
381
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:49,041
Yeah, yeah, grenade. Keep it moving.
We're done.
382
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:53,375
Look, Tintin,
I can't have Andy moping around...
383
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:54,542
Yup, yup, yup, mopey gropey. Got it.
384
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,125
Come on, let's go. Bye, Trav.
385
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,375
- I'm texting my Army boyfriend, Wade...
- Just take the picture.
386
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,709
Oh, God! It gets me every time.
387
00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:04,875
You know, Jules, you really hurt me.
I was so proud...
388
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:10,125
Laurie, stop. This is hell. I cannot
hear again how much I hurt you.
389
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,125
I'm so sorry I did that.
390
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,792
I hate disappointing people.
391
00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:15,792
What's going on? I can't see.
392
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:18,000
26 pins, new record.
393
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,542
Bring it home, Jules.
394
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,500
I should have trusted that our friendship
395
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:24,750
was strong enough
to be up-front with each other.
396
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:25,959
I love you.
397
00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:28,625
And I'm so happy
that you're in my wedding.
398
00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:31,166
And I'm so, so sorry.
399
00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:33,417
Okay.
400
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,458
Yeah. Nice.
401
00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:40,709
Permission to enter?
402
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:41,875
Permission granted.
403
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:45,291
So, I finally figured out Groundhog Day.
404
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,417
Man, that movie really opened my eyes.
405
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,333
Bill Murray comedies will do that.
406
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:52,417
Look, I know this is really hard.
407
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:57,500
Living in a house full of people,
heading towards a big wedding.
408
00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:01,500
Sometimes I want our relationship
to be just ours, you know?
409
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:04,083
Grayson, all I want to do
is make you happy.
410
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:05,959
I mean, every now and then,
411
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:08,542
I may need you
to get prison-yard angry.
412
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,333
Maybe wear a do-rag.
413
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:13,709
Done.
414
00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:16,667
I'll do anything for you.
415
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:19,583
Then let's elope.
416
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,208
Seriously?
417
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:24,375
You wanted to go to Napa
for our honeymoon.
418
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:27,041
Let's go there now and get married.
419
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:31,166
No huge wedding. Just us.
420
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:35,250
Let's do it.
421
00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:48,875
{\an8}I can't believe we're here.
422
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:50,709
Just us.
423
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,625
We brought our own wine glasses.
424
00:19:55,709 --> 00:19:57,041
Let's pound some grape!
425
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,250
Yeah!
426
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,250
Not what I meant by "just us."
427
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,875
This one's good enough to start.
428
00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:09,375
Cheers, my bride.
429
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:15,250
{\an8}Nice grab, Tommy.
430
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,208
{\an8}Good one!
431
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:32,166
{\an8}That's okay, Tommy.
You're doing great. You're having fun.
432
00:20:36,041 --> 00:20:37,333
{\an8}Watch out, birds.
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