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Are you guys gonna help or are you
just gonna watch me struggle?
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- Watch you struggle.
- The second one.
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But still,
it's cute seeing you as a dad.
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Really?
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Totally. But sometimes I do feel
a little, well, what is it?
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You're not crazy about the ditzy,
trashy, fake blonde, fake tan,
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fake boob, club skank you
one-night-stand-ed to make that baby.
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She says it better.
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That is not true, Jill.
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Your mommy and I had
a one-afternoon stand.
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Jill? I thought her name was Tampa.
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Yeah, her mom named her Tampa,
but she let me pick the middle name,
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so from now on,
we're calling her Jill.
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I'm gonna stick with Tampa
'cause you hate it so much.
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Ditto. What the hell?
I need a corkscrew.
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I baby-proofed the house,
because Jill...
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- Tampa.
- Jill will be staying here a lot.
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Well, are you gonna
help me or just watch me struggle?
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- The second one.
- Mother of God! I gotta drink!
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{\an8}Are these pictures of you and Bobby
from an old hunting trip?
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{\an8}They're our wedding photos.
We drove down the aisle in an ATV.
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{\an8}When I get married,
I hope I'm just as pregnant as you.
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{\an8}Did your photographer suck or do you
know a lot of people without heads?
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{\an8}That's Bobby's uncle.
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{\an8}He was really sweet,
but when we opened our photographs,
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{\an8}there were, like,
nine pictures of his penis.
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{\an8}He's actually in jail now.
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{\an8}So this time,
we're gonna use a professional.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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You guys notice anything?
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The helmet's gone!
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You had a helmet?
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God, I really thought that would be
a bigger deal.
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{\an8}Wedding photographers, huh?
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You guys wanna see
some real photography?
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You know we would.
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I'll get my portfolio.
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- Run!
- Run!
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{\an8}Hey, freeze! Now you smile
and drink your wine.
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{\an8}Found a little piece of glass.
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{\an8}This sangria reminds me
of when I went to Pamplona
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{\an8}to photograph
the Running of the Bulls.
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{\an8}This guy I was shacking up with,
Miguel, ran it with me.
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{\an8}- Was he handsome?
- No, really short legs.
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{\an8}Poor little fella was tossed
into a second story window.
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{\an8}Never saw him again.
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{\an8}Yes, they love each other!
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{\an8}We are gonna hang out all the time!
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{\an8}Hey, buddy, I'm gonna kiss
the top of your head.
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{\an8}Get used to it.
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{\an8}These idiots are a six-pack short
of running away together.
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{\an8}He's mine.
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{\an8}Make-out party.
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Let's do this.
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There's so much beauty
in photography.
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{\an8}I just wanted to take that notion
and turn it on its head.
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{\an8}So the theme of my work is,
"Taking the beauty out of beauty."
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{\an8}You really cannot see the beauty.
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{\an8}Thank you.
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{\an8}No!
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{\an8}Well, I'm sure that deer was
very graceful when it had skin.
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{\an8}Okay, I love this.
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{\an8}I am gonna put this on my wall.
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{\an8}You're actually holding it wrong.
It's a severed toe.
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{\an8}Well, it's the best picture of
a severed toe that I have ever seen.
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Yeah. I can't stop looking at it.
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I almost barfed.
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{\an8}Well, luckily,
I can control my gag reflex.
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- Nothing?
- I don't swing at softballs.
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But Trav's photos weren't that bad.
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Truth gun! What do you really think?
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{\an8}It was like
looking into an open wound.
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{\an8}Especially the photo
of the open wound.
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{\an8}But my mom philosophy is simple.
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{\an8}Always support your child,
no matter what.
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Well. Finally got that
broken drawer open.
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I had to pry it loose
so I can baby-proof it shut.
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That drawer has been jammed shut
for, like, 15 years.
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Check it out.
It's like a time capsule.
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Koosh ball, "Bo Knows" T-shirt.
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Those old pore strips. Remember
those things? Go over your nose.
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I'm gonna take them.
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Hey! Look at the cute little elephant
named Bob Dole.
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My old Fleetwood Mac cassette.
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You know,
Fleetwood Mac married Stevie Nicks.
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- I don't think so.
- Well, it's true.
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What is this? It looks like
a smoke detector from a disco.
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That is a Simon.
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Sorry, jellybean, it's for ages
eight and up. Not for you.
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No. Bobby can't see these.
I need some matches.
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Damn it!
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Talk about lucky!
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Walking in right as Jules
was about to burn my old Zubaz!
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Got your great pants, a great girl,
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we had our first
make-out party last night.
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We should celebrate.
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- Yeah. How about a double bell kick?
- All right.
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You know, after Jules,
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I didn't think I'd ever be able
to commit to someone again.
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But I'm finally feeling like
I'm ready for something real.
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I'm glad, buddy.
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I'm not gonna do anything to mess
things with Angie up.
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She might.
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Damn you to hell!
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Am I tired or is it my sexy
new belly chain?
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I love my '90s drawer.
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Me, too. These things were
a huge part of my face regimen
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back when I used to male model.
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First, soap and water. Duh.
Second, mud mask,
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third, wait, no toner.
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No, you don't want to
dry the instrument.
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Then I have these things
to bring me home.
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Lady Belly Chain, Lord Nose Strip.
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Well, let me just say,
you're an amazing mother...
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- Wasn't done.
- Who's stopping you?
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Okay.
You know I want to be a photographer,
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and I would love to know that my
first professional gig was for you,
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so I was thinking that I could take
the pictures at your wedding.
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Wow!
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Well?
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What am I gonna say, "No"?
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Cool! Look, I know it's a big deal
for you,
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so I want you
to be able to think about it.
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Take your time. I'll check back.
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- Well played.
- Shut up.
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That's just...
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What? Come on. You're not even going
to let me see it? That's the best part.
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It's weird. I have dishes in my sink,
and you have chicken bones, tissues,
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a pair of broken sunglasses
and diapers.
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Grayson baby-proofed my trash can.
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I have a house full of things that I
can't open, including my toilet.
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Ellie, I had to tee-tee in the yard.
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Why wouldn't you just
go in the shower?
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Gross.
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Between this and Travis'
wedding photo stuff, I'm going crazy.
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If it helps, Grayson said he's fine
with Travis doing it,
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'cause he already has
great wedding pictures.
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You have a picture up from
your first wedding?
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You told me it was from
a building dedication.
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I sometimes lie about things.
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This is going in my sink.
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Look, this is probably the last time
that I'll have a chance
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to have great wedding photos.
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- Probably?
- But I won't get them
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if Travis is spraying down
my bridal party with dog blood.
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Too bad you think a mom should always
support her kid 100%,
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no matter what, direct quote.
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Burned by my own
stupid mom philosophy.
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You know, as a parent...
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As a parent? You just found out
you were a dad 48 hours ago.
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Yeah, calm down, Day Two.
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Now, as a parent
of several years, what I think...
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I'll let you finish that thought
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if you can tell me
where your child is right now.
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I'm out.
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I know that Travis' work is a little
horrifying, but he does have talent.
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I mean, I think. Maybe. I don't know.
I need to find out if he can do it.
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Is this from your honeymoon?
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That is me and my cousin.
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Sink.
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What the fudge nuts were you doing
macking with that dude?
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I know you're upset...
Stomping on my foot?
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That was me.
How could you do this to us?
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We've only been dating a few weeks.
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You never said
that you wanted to be exclusive.
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Yes I did! Every time I kissed you,
my lips were saying,
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"Angie, I want to be exclusive."
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Why do your lips need your fingers
to make them talk?
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I don't know.
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Okay, you need to stop.
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I'm very hot.
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Why don't you take five?
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I thought we had something special.
I was wrong. We're through.
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I'd be storming out right now if I
hadn't just ordered a cheeseburger.
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Cheeseburger.
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Hey, jellybean. I'm glad you're here.
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Of course you are.
Because I'm awesome.
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Please try Simon. I want to see
if a jellybean can do it.
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Jules told me never to ask,
but why do you call me "jellybean"?
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Well, JB, when Jules first hired you,
I thought you were so simple-minded
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she could convince you
that jellybeans
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were more valuable than gold,
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and subsequently pay you
in jellybeans.
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This concept was eventually shortened
into your nickname "jellybean."
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Not as dumb as you think.
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We'll see. Simon, get her.
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I'm not gonna play
your stupid game, Ellie.
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Wait...
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Wait for it.
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Damn it!
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This sucks.
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Now I know exactly how you felt when
I cheated on you all those times.
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It feels a little different.
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I mean, she's been your girlfriend
for two weeks
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and she kissed a dude,
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and, well, we were married
and you banged 1,000 waitresses.
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Is it the waitress part that makes
it different?
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Sure, why not?
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Man, I never wanna see
Angie's face again.
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How strict are you on
the whole "never" thing?
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So why did you want to talk to me?
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What? You asked her to come here?
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She's Trav's teacher
and I need to know, is he talented?
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- Well...
- Liar!
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00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:06,208
Bobby...
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No, no, no, this hand does not
get to touch this knee any more.
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Yeah, I'm gonna pass on the hand,
too, because, well, nothing personal,
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it's just that we haven't been
friends for that long.
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Look, Trav is super talented.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- Could he take great wedding photos?
- Totally.
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- So this could be his career?
- Absolutely.
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My boy is gonna be happy doing
something he loves!
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No, he's not gonna be happy.
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There's, like, four photographers
in the whole world
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who actually make a living at this.
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Why do you think I took a teaching
job? And even that's not enough.
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I still have to cash my dead cousin's
social security checks.
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Sweet! Is this anyone's nickel?
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Wow.
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I told you she was a bitch.
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Why do I suck at this?
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It's not your fault. When you were
a foetus, your mom existed
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on funnel cakes and motorcycle fumes.
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Consider it a victory
you don't have a tail.
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Stop talking to me. I need to focus.
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Look, something shiny.
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Shut up, Simon! I'm not dumb!
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Sounds like Simon disagrees.
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- Hey.
- Angie, how'd you get in here?
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Your door is held shut
with suspenders.
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When I came in,
I found a bum making a sandwich.
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That's just Gary. Or Dennis.
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Did he have a beard? Or a huge beard?
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I don't know, I was screaming.
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That sounds like Gary.
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Be honest. Now, you knew how crazy
I was about you,
238
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,834
but you went ahead and kissed
that guy anyway, now, didn't you?
239
00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:49,125
Yeah.
240
00:12:49,709 --> 00:12:50,792
You're gonna have to go now.
241
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:52,291
I'm naked under here.
242
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,458
Let's do this.
243
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:58,875
Why does Travis even want to be
a photographer?
244
00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:01,125
I wanted him to be one
of those scientists
245
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:03,834
that invents stem cells
so I can live forever.
246
00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:06,166
I really don't wanna die.
247
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:09,291
Good luck with that.
Forty more years, tops.
248
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:11,583
Did you hear her?
That's not enough time.
249
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,542
It's okay, sweetie.
250
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:19,625
Thought I'd start taking pics now.
I even got a few of you napping.
251
00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:22,834
Grayson, didn't know
you were the little spoon.
252
00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:24,166
It makes me feel safe.
253
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:28,458
It's just I cannot stand the thought
of him having a crappy life.
254
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:32,208
I mean, why couldn't he be a drug
dealer? At least they have cool cars.
255
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:34,458
- I've found that with Jill...
- Tampa!
256
00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:38,041
Stop it. I've found that parenting
is more about honesty.
257
00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:39,333
I warned you, Day Two.
258
00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:43,125
You know what sucks about
Travis' bleak future?
259
00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:47,417
There is no chance now he'll pursue
anything but photography,
260
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:52,000
now that his mom has given him
his first, big, supportive push.
261
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,500
Honey, I've been thinking.
262
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,750
I don't want you to have to work
at my wedding.
263
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,250
I want you to have fun!
264
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,667
So you don't want me
to take your pictures?
265
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,750
It's not that I don't think
you'd be good, because...
266
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:08,000
It's fine. I mean, it's your wedding.
267
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:14,500
I've found that with kids...
268
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,166
Nothing.
269
00:14:23,834 --> 00:14:26,041
Damn it, Day Two,
just open it for me!
270
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:28,709
I'll open it
if you stop calling me Day Two.
271
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,000
Then we're at an impasse.
272
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:32,750
Hey, sweetie,
you want a finger full of yogurt?
273
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,375
Sure.
274
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:39,500
There, that fixes everything.
275
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:42,458
Wow. He's really angry with us.
276
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:44,667
- "Us"?
- Yeah.
277
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,000
You told him that it was my decision,
didn't you?
278
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:49,709
And he's still mad at me!
That's crazy.
279
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,125
You know whose fault this really is?
280
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:53,333
- Yours?
- Stop it, we're off that.
281
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:54,875
No, it's Angie's.
282
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:57,583
She's the one who pushed him
into having a career in photography.
283
00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:59,125
Almost makes sense.
284
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:00,792
I'm gonna call her.
285
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,458
Did you Photoshop
my face in this picture?
286
00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:07,083
- Yep.
- I like it.
287
00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:11,250
Hey, Andy.
288
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:21,125
Dude, I just passed Angie.
Who looked recently made love to.
289
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,291
Yeah, yeah!
290
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:23,834
But what are you doing?
291
00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:27,250
So she found your weak spot?
292
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,125
If that means my ding-dong,
then yeah.
293
00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:30,458
Maybe I'm not the kind of guy
294
00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:32,583
who gets to have
a real relationship, you know?
295
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:35,417
You're wrong. Don't settle
for less than you deserve.
296
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:39,417
Hey, hey, we're busy here, Gary.
297
00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:42,542
That might've been Dennis.
298
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,709
This is impossible!
299
00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:49,875
Really?
300
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,250
- Eyes shut...
- Well...
301
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,500
Broke my personal record.
Victory sip.
302
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:09,166
Done. Don't be sad. I hear they're
coming out with a jellybean version.
303
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,667
It's just one big button.
304
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:15,458
Usually, I don't mind
taking your crap.
305
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,625
You call me a slut,
I say it's a lifestyle choice.
306
00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:21,583
You say I'm uncouth, no biggie,
I don't know what that means.
307
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:24,000
And you're always calling me dumb,
308
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,083
but I never really thought
you meant it.
309
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:28,375
Do you really think I'm dumb?
310
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:31,083
It would be easier to just say no.
311
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:36,709
You can do it. Just squeeze and pull.
312
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:41,625
I did it! Wow. Here.
313
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,583
Did you really ask me over here just
to show you how to open a cabinet?
314
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:48,083
No, but that's
totally something I would do.
315
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,875
No. I'm mad at you.
316
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,500
Why would you push
Travis into a career
317
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,291
that ends with him
being broke like his dad,
318
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:58,291
living on a boat and having his heart
broken by some cheating skank?
319
00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,667
Bobby and I are back together.
320
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:00,875
I've always liked you.
321
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:03,417
Thank you. Look, I know that you've
been worrying about Travis,
322
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,208
so I brought you something
that he left in the darkroom.
323
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:10,208
Wow.
324
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,917
It smells like dead animals in here.
325
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,417
I gotta empty the trash sink.
326
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,458
Look, Trav chose this path
because he loves it.
327
00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:21,083
There's nothing anyone can say
that's gonna stop him.
328
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,000
So all you can do is decide
if you're going to be there for him
329
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,208
along the way.
330
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:30,375
Laurie, do this math problem.
331
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:36,959
- Is that right?
- I don't know. I can't do math.
332
00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:40,500
I can do basic math.
Like, if the nanny breaks a glass,
333
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:43,291
that's minus $7 from her paycheck.
334
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:47,750
Everyone has something that makes
them feel dumb.
335
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:52,792
For Jules, it's the baby-proofing.
Bobby, it's the English language.
336
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,083
Grayson...
337
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,375
A beer, two martinis, and some wings.
338
00:17:57,458 --> 00:18:00,709
Got it. Hold on. What?
339
00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:03,917
That guy owns a bar
and can't remember an order.
340
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,834
I don't think you're dumb.
341
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:08,667
I just think you have a blind spot
for Simon.
342
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,792
Simon and airport baggage carousels.
343
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,875
Everyone else just takes
their luggage so easy,
344
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,750
I end up running laps.
345
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:17,417
Well, you have to wait for it.
346
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,959
So nobody ordered mozzarella sticks?
Really?
347
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,709
Hey!
348
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:29,500
So remember that fantasy you
talked about?
349
00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:34,458
That's hot.
350
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,417
Now, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
351
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:42,458
Is there even a chance that you and I
can turn into something real?
352
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,959
Not where I am in my life right now.
353
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,834
Today, I'm teaching here,
354
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:51,041
but next week, I may just run off
to Kenya to shoot elephants.
355
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:55,834
So, for now, I just want
something fun.
356
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:04,083
It is fun,
but it's not enough for me.
357
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:10,000
Are you sure? I mean, I don't have
anything on under my Zubaz.
358
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:14,166
Bye, Angie.
359
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:16,583
Bye.
360
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:23,250
Hey, when you say
"shoot elephants..."
361
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
With a camera, yeah.
362
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,291
Cool.
363
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,834
Hey. What are you up to?
364
00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:39,041
I have three midterms next week.
What do you think I'm up to?
365
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:40,959
Some nerdy computer thing?
366
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:45,792
Correct. Sometimes when I'm stressed
out, I like to punch sharks.
367
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:50,625
Why are you holding your breath?
368
00:19:50,709 --> 00:19:52,083
Because I'm underwater.
369
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,542
Why aren't your clothes wet?
370
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,083
Oh, God! You know, you're ruining it.
371
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:57,375
Sorry.
372
00:19:57,458 --> 00:20:02,542
If I ask nicely, will you
take pictures at my wedding?
373
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,959
What a nice, guilty gesture.
374
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:08,875
- Kind of. So are you in or out?
- In.
375
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:12,125
Good. Because you are an amazing
photographer,
376
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,875
and I should never have
said no in the first place.
377
00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:16,917
I want you to have a great life,
378
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,166
and the thought of you struggling,
it scares me.
379
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,125
I freaked out.
380
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,083
I'm okay with the struggle.
381
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:28,917
Okay, good. Because it's gotta be
your struggle, not mine.
382
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,291
I'm not gonna give you money
whenever you need it.
383
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,834
- Yes, you will.
- Yeah, I will.
384
00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:34,458
We should probably
open a joint bank account.
385
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:39,208
Just promise me that life's
gonna work out for you.
386
00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:40,709
I promise.
387
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:45,333
You still look worried.
Do you want to fight some sharks?
388
00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:52,625
You know, you wouldn't be able to
swing a tennis racket underwater.
389
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,250
Yeah, well, you'd be wet.
390
00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:02,625
{\an8}I don't know if I like this.
Everybody's looking at us.
391
00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:04,917
{\an8}That's because we look awesome.
392
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,917
{\an8}Yeah, that's right,
this is happening.
393
00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:10,417
{\an8}Come on, G-man, we're doing this,
baby. We're doing this now.
394
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:12,709
{\an8}Then why are we still on the ground?
395
00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:15,834
{\an8}Gentlemen,
I'll see you on top of the world.
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