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You know what sucks about
getting married to you?
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I can't think of a thing.
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I can think of so many things.
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You were such a ho-bag,
that I always feel
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like I'm 50 feet away from
some young hoochie you've slept with.
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That's ridiculous.
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Hey, girls, it's Grayson!
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Gray-Gray?
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Oh, my God!
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I hardly recognised you
outside the club.
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Break it down.
Dancing on the bar. Yeah.
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In the club.
Yeah, baby, take it down.
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What are we doing?
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Holly, this is my fiancée, Jules,
and her scary, judgemental friend.
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Hi.
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He and I used to hook up, like,
really hard.
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Awesome.
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We should really catch up.
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Yeah.
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Hey, did I leave anything
at your place?
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Your dignity?
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Any time girls left stuff,
I just put it in here.
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Wait. You have
a lost-and-found bang box?
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That's disgusting.
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Dibs on these sunglasses.
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Yeah. I am totally taking these
scrunchies, and this brownie pan!
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Yeah, she gave me treats.
And made me brownies.
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There are a lot of crosses
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considering all these girls
gave it up for a dumb bartender.
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These are anti-psychotic drugs.
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I should probably get those back
to her before she gets all,
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"Gonna go around with a..."
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What the...
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This is my bra.
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Right.
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I always forget that we hooked up.
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Look, was not
the worst sex of my life, but...
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Sweetie, save that for
my wedding toast.
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Duly noted.
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Look, I don't mind helping you
put your wetsuit on every day.
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Well, okay, I do.
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I mean, it's weird
you don't wear anything underneath.
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That's how I roll, dude.
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{\an8}Please don't go surfing.
I miss our morning time.
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{\an8}Maybe you should stay home
and ride these waves.
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{\an8}You sleep with that.
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{\an8}I sleep near that.
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{\an8}I surf 'cause I need some alone time.
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{\an8}This little cul-de-sac crew
does everything together.
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{\an8}That's not true.
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{\an8}Yesterday, I took a shower without
talking to you on speakerphone.
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{\an8}- And?
- It was horrible.
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{\an8}Gray-Gray, we should head out soon.
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{\an8}We are not married, but we have to
go to marriage counselling? Why?
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{\an8}'Cause I love me some therapy.
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{\an8}I'm good at it.
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{\an8}Paying other people to
listen to your problems?
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{\an8}You know, marriage counselling before
a marriage does feel a little backwards.
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{\an8}I don't wanna enter into this
with any baggage.
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{\an8}My last marriage
didn't have a chance.
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{\an8}I was pregnant,
I dropped out of school,
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{\an8}Bobby was sleeping with Kathy Valero,
our weather lady.
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From News Channel Seven?
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I know. How cool is that?
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News on seven
We got the news!
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He skipped my birthday to
go have sex with her.
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No way! E-Street?
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Let's hang, girl.
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Ellie?
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I wanna start our marriage
baggage-free,
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but this one here's got a bang-box.
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{\an8}- You know what I think?
- Look, that part of my life is over.
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{\an8}Can we just please move on?
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{\an8}Well, I'm not sure
we're ready to move on.
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{\an8}Okay, we can move on.
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{\an8}Did you just signal her?
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{\an8}That's what happens when
you miss the first appointment.
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{\an8}You know, people bond.
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{\an8}Seems fair.
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{\an8}So, Grayson, you want kids.
And what about you, Jules?
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{\an8}Well, I did say that I would
go on any adventure with him.
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{\an8}But not all adventures are things
you're necessarily dying to do.
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{\an8}I mean, for instance,
being kidnapped.
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{\an8}That's an adventure.
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{\an8}Eating raw chicken.
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{\an8}You don't get credit for
saying you'll have a kid
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{\an8}if you're gonna constantly
make me feel guilty about it.
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{\an8}I agree.
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{\an8}Because I have to, Jules.
He brings up a good point.
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{\an8}I know, I'm sorry.
I'm just... I'm scared.
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{\an8}I am totally on board with you, okay?
I love you.
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{\an8}You guys are making me
miss my husband.
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He killed himself.
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So we got another, wow, 42 minutes.
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What else? What else we got?
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I love that you're having people
sign your helmet.
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{\an8}So, what brings you to
the Phallus Palace?
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{\an8}That would be
such a good name for a gay bar.
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{\an8}Then we shall find a new house name.
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{\an8}I miss hanging out with you.
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{\an8}Come on,
I don't have anyone to flirt with.
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{\an8}Let me take you out to Louie.
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{\an8}It's my new word for lunch.
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{\an8}Thanks for the invite,
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{\an8}but I think I'm gonna ride out my last
week of humiliation here in the Nut Hut.
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- Nope.
- Yeah, that's worse.
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I'm just tired of being mocked
every time I go outside.
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And our weird neighbour
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keeps shooting these suction cup darts
at my helmet.
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I think he's got, like,
a crush on me or something.
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Rain check, okay?
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Yeah, okay.
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- All right, buddy.
- There you go.
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Dude! I don't roll that way!
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I haven't seen you
catch a wave yet, Ellie. What gives?
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I don't actually ride the waves.
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I just sit here. I'm a wave-sitter.
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That makes less sense than
non-alcoholic beer.
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Or soccer.
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I love it.
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And until you showed up
with your frazzle dazzle,
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I got to be alone.
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Only hard part is getting back
to shore. But I have a system.
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You want me to teach you how to surf?
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Yes, please.
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No.
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Wait.
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No, you wait. Go get it!
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Now scram. I gotta talk to Grayson.
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Do you think Dr Mettler
sees us as a good couple?
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It's hard to know for sure, you know,
unless we had her notebook.
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Wait. I do.
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You stole her notebook?
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I have never been
so attracted to you.
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- Soul mates!
- Soul mates!
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Check it out.
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Here we are.
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Yeah. Look, look.
She wrote down "narcissist,"
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but doesn't say
which one of us she meant.
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- I'm sure it's me.
- It's gotta be me.
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She also says we're compatible
and have a bright future.
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A-we are a-baggage-a-free.
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Hey, Gray-Gray.
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So this is kinda
what I wanted to catch up about.
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She's yours.
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That feels like baggage.
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Both have tiny eyes.
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It's a baby. Everything's tiny.
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We're screwed! This is a nightmare.
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Hey, do guys have
any wasabi almonds?
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- Actually, yes.
- No.
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No snacks until after you explain why
you never told me.
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But I'm so hungry!
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Come on, man, she's starving.
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- Why am I fighting for her?
- I don't know.
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When we threw down, you were, like,
all angry and dark,
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which was so freaking hot,
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but it was also a little bit scary,
wasn't it?
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Now you just seem
so happy and stable.
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Holly! What?
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- No way!
- You know her?
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- Yeah, since, like, grade school.
- Yeah.
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Here's my baby girl.
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You know her?
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Tampa's my goddaughter.
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My daughter's name is Tampa?
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You're the father?
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I think this might be
my favourite day ever.
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- Really?
- Let me have this.
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So, can you guys take Tampa tonight?
'Cause I need to dance.
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Seriously, I don't want to,
I need to.
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I'm assuming that
when you slept with my fiancé,
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you also slept
with other guys as well?
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Hells yeah, I did!
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Okay. Well, I think we should take a
paternity test, you know, just for fun.
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{\an8}Man, I can't believe
Grayson knocked that girl up.
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I don't think that baby's his.
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Have you seen how tight his jeans
are? He's definitely firing blanks.
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I'll get more wax.
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Break it down, sister.
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Bobby, teaching Ellie anything
is a bad idea.
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I tried showing her how to text
a picture, she cell-phone whipped me.
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I still don't have peripheral vision.
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Wow. He should not be driving.
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She's the unteachable woman.
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I'll be fine, little buddy.
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Your refrigerator is filled with
nothing but beer and churros.
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Yeah, I just went shopping.
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All right, pal, time to leave.
Surf school's a-startin'.
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Well, this sucks.
No one wants me around today.
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Today?
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How come Angie gets to stay?
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I occasionally let him
touch my boobs.
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Well, I'll let you do that.
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Hit the bricks.
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Cool. You're reading Hamlet.
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You still hate books, huh?
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Yeah.
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I also decided that since you
won't go out to Louie with me,
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I'm just gonna come to you.
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Hey, bro?
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There is no music in the world that
will match what your body is doing.
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I'm learning how to step dance,
since I'm joining Omega Beta Theta.
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Why are you joining the black frat?
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Sig has always considered himself
black adjacent.
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Well, I could teach you how to step.
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Yeah, I have watched Stomp the Yard,
like, one million times.
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There's a scene 72 minutes in,
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where it's just all of these ripped,
hot, black dancers,
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and they're running up
this mountain shirtless.
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When I'm not talking, that scene
is what I'm thinking about.
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Okay. So, you kind of can't practise
without a partner. Travis, get up.
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Man!
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There's no dude-on-dude dancing
in Wang Town.
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The worst one yet.
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I'm glad we did
the paternity test together.
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Thanks, Graymond.
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Graymond? That's not his name.
It's not a name.
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Sure it is. There's a freaking show
called Everyone Loves Graymond.
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Get her out.
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We'll call you when
we get the results, okay?
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Okay.
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Hey, once we find out
that I'm not the father,
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which Maury Povich Show
celebration dance are you gonna do?
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I'm gonna do the
"boob-shimmy, double point-to-God."
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I'm gonna do
the finger-'stache-pimp-limp!
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Wasn't me, wasn't me.
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You better be right.
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You're such a fun couple.
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Better be...
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- Well?
- Got your test results.
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Thanks for using your influence at
the hospital to get these so fast.
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The head nurse would only give it
to me if I beat her at arm wrestling.
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So I had to steal it.
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Here we go.
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Okay, wait.
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Promise me that, no matter what,
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we're gonna be
really mature about this, okay?
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I promise.
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I'm the father.
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I'm gonna skedaddle.
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All right. Tenth time's a charm.
There comes a wave.
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I want you to paddle and pop up.
244
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,917
All right? Paddle and pop up.
245
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,291
Stop saying "paddle and pop up!"
246
00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:45,333
Last time I tried that,
I got a salt-water nose enema.
247
00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:47,041
Problem is, you switched your stance.
248
00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:50,458
Your red-neck gibberish is
even harder to understand than usual.
249
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:51,875
I'm just trying to help.
250
00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:55,917
That's it, I'm done.
251
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000
I quit anyway. See ya, bra.
252
00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:10,500
Trav, honey,
you actually have some moves.
253
00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:12,625
Two summers of pre-teen dance camp
with my moms!
254
00:12:12,709 --> 00:12:13,917
- What up.
- No.
255
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,959
Did you just try to
make that sound cool?
256
00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:18,166
I did, and I regret it.
257
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:19,959
With you next to me,
I think I can do this.
258
00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:22,250
All the guys know you already.
Do it with me.
259
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:25,208
I'm sorry, bro, but not gonna happen.
260
00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:27,000
I'm gonna die up there, man.
261
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:29,709
Let me handle this, okay?
Travis had a crush on me forever.
262
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,333
The boy has literally
never said no to me.
263
00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,208
Put your ear buds in so
I can talk to him. Come on.
264
00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:39,000
I don't give a crap about Sig...
265
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,166
Song hasn't started yet.
266
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,709
Yeah, you'll be fine.
267
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:45,041
But I think it would be really cool
to see you dance.
268
00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:47,000
Pretty please, Travis?
269
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:48,709
For me?
270
00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:50,750
No.
271
00:12:56,417 --> 00:13:00,000
Big Carl is a miracle worker,
but I don't think he can fix this.
272
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:04,250
No, no, let him try.
273
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:08,959
Sitting there, all depressed,
you look so beautiful.
274
00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:12,166
Why don't we go upstairs
275
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,792
and make a baby that's
even better than my other baby.
276
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:17,125
- Are you kidding?
- Yes.
277
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:21,208
But we're not ready to joke.
And I know that now.
278
00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:23,458
Haven't you heard of birth control?
279
00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:24,917
She said she had it covered.
280
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,208
She probably meant
she would jump up and down after.
281
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:32,166
Look, Jules, I need to know
that we can get through this.
282
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:35,000
You know,
that this isn't a deal breaker.
283
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:37,250
Is it?
284
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:41,625
I don't know.
285
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:47,500
Look, I know this happened
before you and I were even dating,
286
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:50,542
but does that mean I can't be
mad at him for messing up our life?
287
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:53,291
Let me ask you one question.
Who's he?
288
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,041
Andy Torres. How you doing?
289
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:58,041
I thought I would practise with him
before I bring in my real fiancé.
290
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,166
I'm just happy
someone wants me around.
291
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,583
Okay, now, why do you feel like
no one wants you around?
292
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,208
Well, since I was a kid...
293
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:06,125
- It's not about you.
- No.
294
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,291
Jules, childhood issues
are very important.
295
00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:09,917
For instance,
when I was a little girl...
296
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000
It's not about you either, Lynn.
This is my hour.
297
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:13,375
Now, pretend to be Grayson.
298
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:17,083
Lover, you gotta accept
that this baby is a reality.
299
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:19,709
- Yeah, but...
- No, "Yeah, buts," you selfish jerk.
300
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:22,458
I love what you're doing.
Pull it back a little.
301
00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:25,125
Sorry, but you know
how badly I wanted a child,
302
00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:26,667
and now I have one.
303
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:29,750
But thanks to your "no baggage" policy,
I'm not even allowed to be happy.
304
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:31,542
He's not doing it right.
305
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:34,166
No, no. Fake Grayson has made
a really good point.
306
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,375
Look, you can't change
what's happened.
307
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,625
All you can do is decide
whether or not you can live with it.
308
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,083
Don't you quit on me, girl.
309
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:44,333
What are you doing?
310
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,041
I don't know.
311
00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:49,709
E-Train, I am glad to
be done as your teacher.
312
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:52,750
Bye, new girlfriend.
I'm sorry you have to sleep with him.
313
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,250
It's all right. He's good at it.
314
00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:59,000
Andy is right, she is unteachable.
315
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:00,750
She just has her walls up.
316
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,375
It reminds me of when
I taught high school.
317
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:04,583
There was this one gangbanger
named Shadow.
318
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,500
He used to leave dead rats in my car.
319
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:07,792
Did he put them in there dead,
320
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,000
or were they alive at first
and then they died from the heat?
321
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,333
That's not really
a big part of the story.
322
00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:13,667
Well, he couldn't have
cracked a window.
323
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,834
They would have just gotten away.
324
00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:17,125
You know, a rat could sneak through
a space this tiny.
325
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,792
If it's cool with you,
I'll just get back to my point.
326
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:24,667
Shadow tried to scare me off,
but I never gave up on him.
327
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,417
Ellie's your Shadow.
328
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,917
You just have to let her know that
you'll stick to it, no matter what.
329
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,291
Yeah, but Ellie's not a gangbanger.
330
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,500
Come on, let's go cheer Sig on.
331
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:43,583
Pass.
332
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:47,125
You really gotta get over
this thing with books.
333
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:48,750
What is going on with us?
334
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:51,792
You wouldn't even come to
Louie with me yesterday.
335
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:55,417
I don't get it. And don't blame it
on your stupid helmet.
336
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:59,250
All you non-helmets think
it's just so easy.
337
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,625
A year ago,
you would have come to lunch with me
338
00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:04,291
even if I asked you to wear
nothing but a sock on your junk.
339
00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:10,625
I miss the guy that would
do anything to see me smile.
340
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,458
It got a little too flirty for me.
341
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:15,500
There's no such thing.
342
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:19,917
It's just not as much fun
when you get stuck on someone
343
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,291
and then you start thinking
about them all the time,
344
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:26,709
even though you know
nothing real will ever happen.
345
00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:31,125
It just makes you feel
kinda stupid, you know?
346
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,125
Yeah, I get that.
347
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:40,375
Kinda sucks for me.
You made me feel special, so...
348
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:41,834
Sorry.
349
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:47,417
It's okay. I'll see you around, Trav.
350
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:53,291
You should call this place
the Panty Graveyard.
351
00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:57,875
It's perfect.
352
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:02,709
- I'm wave-sitting. Go away.
- Nope.
353
00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:05,000
You're my Shadow.
I'm not leaving you.
354
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,583
Why? I just wanna be alone.
355
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,375
Hey!
356
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:11,875
Seriously?
357
00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:13,125
What? I missed you.
358
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,917
Ellie, I need you.
359
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,542
You have got to be kidding!
360
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:22,583
You're all crazy. I'm going in!
361
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,458
Well, then, I'm going with you.
362
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,291
Can we please talk?
363
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:40,125
It's like he took our future into
the woods and shot it in the face.
364
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:42,792
Ma'am, where did you
get those sunglasses?
365
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:45,625
They're probably yours.
You left them at Graymond's?
366
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:48,917
Unless you're pregnant,
you just can keep on moving.
367
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:54,125
You're being such a dummy.
368
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:57,083
Yeah, you promised Graymond
you'd have a kid,
369
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,750
but you don't want to.
370
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:01,625
- You don't know that. Maybe I do.
- Then have one.
371
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:03,208
I don't want to.
372
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,625
This way he gets his dream kid,
373
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:08,917
and your 43-year-old egg-maker
gets off scot-free.
374
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,500
It's not that simple.
He has a child with someone else.
375
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:13,959
Like you do?
376
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:16,875
Stupid logic.
377
00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:20,542
This is hard on him, isn't it?
378
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:26,208
Man, it's exhausting
thinking of other people's feelings.
379
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:28,542
I know!
That's why I stopped doing it.
380
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:33,000
- What are you doing here?
- Time to surf.
381
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,375
- Come on, come on, come on.
- No, no, no! No!
382
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,750
Jules! No!
383
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,083
Travis! I can't believe you came.
384
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,583
Yeah, it's no big deal.
385
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,375
Where is my helmet?
386
00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:51,417
Right here!
387
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:54,000
I said, where is my helmet?
388
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,125
Right here!
389
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:57,709
- This feels a little rehearsed.
- It is.
390
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:01,625
What can I say?
Still do anything to see you smile.
391
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,959
I said, where is my helmet?
392
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,667
Okay, here it comes, here I am.
393
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:12,000
Omega, Beta, Theta!
Your helmet has arrived!
394
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:32,959
I hope a shark eats your face.
395
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,917
Even if one did,
I still wouldn't give up on you.
396
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,041
Really?
397
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:40,166
Nope. All right. Here comes a wave.
398
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:44,500
All right, go, go!
Start paddling, get in there!
399
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,709
Yeah!
400
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,709
Hi.
401
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:04,709
Hey. Holly let you take her?
402
00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:06,709
She yelled from the shower
that it was fine.
403
00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:10,125
I'm not even sure she knew it was me.
404
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,667
Tampa's a cutie.
405
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:14,709
Good God,
she's wearing glitter blush.
406
00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:17,834
That not gonna fly if
you're gonna be a part of our family.
407
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:21,125
You sure you're okay with this?
408
00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:22,917
This is perfect.
409
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,333
I get to have a baby
without the hassle.
410
00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:28,709
The sleepless nights, the dirty
diapers, that's all you, my friend.
411
00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:32,959
You gotta have a hit of that.
412
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:37,166
Come on.
413
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,208
Where we going?
414
00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:42,917
Everyone,
415
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,834
come meet Grayson's daughter.
416
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:48,500
Hi.
417
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,959
- Hey, girl! Hey!
- Look at you!
418
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,917
I'm a dad.
419
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,458
{\an8}Bobby and Ellie are in the gang
420
00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:59,917
{\an8}But they hardly ever hang
421
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,166
{\an8}Unless it's when they're hanging ten
422
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:03,542
{\an8}'Cause they like to surf
423
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:04,959
{\an8}They like to surf
424
00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:06,959
{\an8}Bobby and Ellie, they like to surf
425
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,834
{\an8}Bobby and Ellie, they like to surf
426
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:11,041
{\an8}They like to surf
Hey, watch them surf
427
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,125
{\an8}'Cause they like to surf
428
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,417
{\an8}She just fell down!
429
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,375
{\an8}Bobby and Ellie, they like to surf
430
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:17,208
{\an8}They like to surf
Just watch them surf
431
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,625
{\an8}That shot looks fake
but it's still great
432
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:20,917
{\an8}'Cause they like to surf
433
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,792
{\an8}They like to surf
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