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Thank you.
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Good morning!
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What the hell?
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You said that'd be funny.
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It was. Look how mad she is.
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Mom, you remember Ted.
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Okay.
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This is my band.
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We're just passing through on
our way to audition for Disney World.
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{\an8}Please, would you stop?
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{\an8}When I rank all the things
that make me want to die,
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{\an8}it goes, books, snakes,
PBS, acapella.
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{\an8}Ted and his band needed a place
to crash on their way to Orlando.
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{\an8}They asked for a week.
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{\an8}I said, "Whoa, whoa, Teddy,
three days, tops. Five maybe..."
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{\an8}They'll be here a week.
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{\an8}It's getting funnier.
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{\an8}Now all the hotels are booked.
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{\an8}Damn Quebecers.
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{\an8}Gulf Haven has a crab festival
every year,
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{\an8}and for some reason, it attracts
tons of tourists from Quebec.
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{\an8}It's one of those unexplainable things,
like, you know, magnets, volcanoes...
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{\an8}Those are actually explainable.
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{\an8}All right, Ted,
I only have one extra bed, so...
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{\an8}Guys, we got a bed!
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Wow!
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Okay, don't answer my phone,
there are towels upstairs,
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don't use them.
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{\an8}Other than that, make yourselves
at home while I go get ready for work.
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I hate you.
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{\an8}Missed again!
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{\an8}New rule, miss 10 in a row, anyone
wearing a helmet gets a racing stripe.
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{\an8}- How does that apply to anyone but me?
- It don't.
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{\an8}Spray paint touches this helmet,
and I will murder you Omar-style.
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{\an8}I mean that, man-to-man.
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{\an8}Wow, did you just "man-to-man" him?
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{\an8}You just stepped through
a door today, buddy.
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{\an8}- Don't touch my ass.
- All right.
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{\an8}So how goes it
with Trav's hot photography teacher?
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{\an8}What? When I left you two yesterday,
you were all googly-eyed.
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{\an8}Shortly after that, it was like
a torpedo right into the crapper.
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So, what's your sign?
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Capricorn. What's yours?
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Don't got one.
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- Where you from?
- France.
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- You?
- France.
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- Really?
- No.
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She just ran off?
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She's allergic to bees.
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Did I leave that part out?
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Yeah.
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No, no! Oh, my God! Oh, God!
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Yeah, I thought there was
something there, you know?
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But I blew it.
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Okay, we have to help Bobby
get this girl.
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He seems to do fine
getting girls on his own.
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Yeah, he was awesome at it
when you guys were married.
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So sweet.
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{\an8}But that was just sex.
He didn't care about those women.
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{\an8}That's why it didn't hurt so much.
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{\an8}- Really?
- No, it destroyed me.
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{\an8}Look, when Bobby really likes a girl,
he gets so nervous and awkward
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{\an8}that even his gibberish gets worse.
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{\an8}That's impossible. Or as Bobby
would say, "That's impressible."
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{\an8}Okay, we just got to get him
to that first kiss.
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{\an8}'Cause after the first kiss,
all of his nerves melt away
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{\an8}and he gets back
to his charming self. Okay, who's in?
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{\an8}- Me!
- I am so out.
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{\an8}You know, when Bobby and I first met,
he couldn't talk to me.
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{\an8}But I thought he was so hot that
I grabbed his rat tail and I said,
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{\an8}"Spit out your dip, I'm coming in."
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{\an8}You know what happened
after that kiss?
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{\an8}He put a baby in you?
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{\an8}No, that was a few days later.
I love you, sweetie.
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{\an8}He smiled and he said, "Well,
that was fun. Wanna do it again?"
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{\an8}That is so sexy.
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And I did kiss Bobby again,
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because he is the best kisser
I've ever been with.
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What, so I'm only second best?
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Yeah. Seventh.
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Did you say "second" or "seventh"?
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Okay, let's do this!
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{\an8}Jules, you laugh at that T-shirt
every year.
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{\an8}I can't help it. It's funny.
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{\an8}Thanks to my ankle monitor,
I can't leave this dumb town.
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{\an8}It's so crowded,
there's nowhere for us to sit.
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{\an8}Stupid Quebecers!
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{\an8}Hey, go see if the people
at that table are friendly.
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{\an8}On it.
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That's why I brought Tom.
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He is just so weird that when he
talks to people, they just move away.
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He's a group exploder. Watch.
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Hey, any crab fans in the house?
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It's a gift.
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I could really go for some hot wings.
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I love spicy food so hard.
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I think it's because
my mom gave birth to me
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after a night of pounding Bloody Marys
at a Whitesnake after-party.
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I was a Jacuzzi baby.
Born and conceived in one.
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Books, snakes, PBS, acapella,
that story.
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Good one, shirt.
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Ladies. So, you wanted to talk?
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I know how you feel about Angie.
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So, what would you say if I set up
the perfect date for the two of you,
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and you barely have to talk?
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Could that actually work?
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It's gonna go like this.
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You'll pick her up, flash a smile,
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and drive as she drinks champagne.
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Then you'll stop by the boat,
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where you'll play Penny Can
with your adoring son and best buddy.
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Next, a romantic movie,
where you won't have to talk at all.
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Then drinks with friends,
who will carry the conversation.
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I'll probably tell a funny story
that makes everyone laugh.
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Finally, a beach sunset so beautiful
it would render anyone speechless.
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That's when she'll lean in
and kiss you.
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And you'll say...
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That was fun. Wanna do it again?
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I told you it would work.
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Yeah, you did.
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Wait, so part of your fantasy involves
bragging to me that it would work?
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- Yep.
- But I never said it wouldn't work.
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Who cares?
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Well, Bobby?
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I am so in.
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Got us all coffees.
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Thank you, Tom.
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Hey, would you check the other tables
to see if they have sugar?
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No problem.
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Watch. It's like fireworks.
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Here comes the big finish.
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That was great!
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Hello?
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Ted, look in the kitchen.
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I told you not to answer my phone!
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I told you she meant it.
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Peons, upstairs!
And stay out of my bedroom!
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I caught one of them
smelling my toothbrush.
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I'm sure that's all he did.
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Hey, Bobby.
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We are a go
on Operation Kiss-The-Girl.
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Okay, are you wearing
your sport coat?
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I am.
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Great. Are you also wearing pants?
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Turning around.
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That's okay. That's why I told you
to leave 10 minutes early.
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Thanks, Captain.
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He just called me Captain.
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That means you're my sergeant.
My Sarge!
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Nope, not Sarge. I'm not helping.
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Classic Sarge.
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Do you think Bobby's
gonna be able to get through this
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without having to talk
at least a little bit?
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No, but I coached
the crap out of him.
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I told him to start
by complimenting her dress.
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Hey.
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Wow. My grandmother got buried
in a dress just like that.
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I can go change.
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No, she's not dead.
I don't even know why I said that.
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And then I said to talk about
something interesting he saw on TV.
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So, you like manatees?
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I love them. That pudgy little face,
and those whiskers.
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Yeah.
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So they're dying. A butt load washed
up on the beach the next town over.
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No!
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Nothing makes me sadder
than dead animals.
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For me, it's my dead grandma.
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She did die. I just didn't want
to bring you down earlier.
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Bees! Bees!
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Did I say I liked your dress yet?
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Then he's off to the boat,
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where he'll play Penny Can
with his adoring son and best buddy.
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Rules are rules, nerd!
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How do you like that?
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I got this.
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Hey, it's over! It's over!
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He sprayed paint in my mouth.
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- Hey, Ms LeClaire.
- Hey, Travis.
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Bobby, I don't understand
why you took your shirt off.
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Well, you can't break up a fight
with your shirt on.
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I mean, haven't you ever
seen Road House?
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I don't want to call you a dummy
or anything, but damn.
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You called her dumb?
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Tell him to call her chunky next.
Chicks love that.
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Call her a chunky bitch!
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Bobby, get to the movies.
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All right.
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You know, wearing this headset
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makes me look like Sigourney Weaver
in that movie with the alien.
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It was called Alien.
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No. I'm thinking
of a different movie.
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You're not, but you know
what's lame about action movies?
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Everyone's always running everywhere.
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Yeah, but I do love the way
Tom Cruise runs in movies.
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You know, he goes faster
because he karate-chops the air!
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It feels faster. Let's take a curve.
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Hey, Jules.
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Bobby needs tickets
to an earlier movie.
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Gotcha.
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Solid hot wings, my friend.
Really working up a sweat.
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Go for Captain.
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I got hot sauce in my eyes.
I can't make it to the theatre.
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Who is Captain?
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You can do this.
Honey, I believe in you.
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- I don't!
- Back to your spot.
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Okay, okay. I can do it. I can do it.
Oh, God!
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That is vodka!
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Please, sir, just push me
in the direction of the theatre.
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Damn Quebecers!
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Quebecers!
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- Quebecers!
- Quebecers!
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No.
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- Quebecers!
- Quebecers!
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The movie's a no-go.
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There was a chicken wing disaster.
I will explain it on the way to the bar.
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Explain this on the way, girl.
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Now that had to be
better than seventh.
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Do you really think
we should be doing this now?
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At least I'm the best kisser
in the room, right?
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Seriously?
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I kissed Sarge once on New Year's.
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I have a magic tongue.
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There were tongues?
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It was Y2K.
We thought we were gonna die.
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A lot of stuff went down that night.
Let's go.
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Uncool, Gramps.
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That's like the fifth Quebecer
to cop a feel.
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That's impressible.
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What? Sorry, say it again slower.
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That's impressible.
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Good God.
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Hi, you must be Angie.
I'm Bobby's ex-wife, Jules.
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And this is Bobby's friend, Grayson,
who's also my fiancé.
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Sometimes it sounds weird
when you say facts out loud.
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That's impressible.
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You know you can't eat soup
out of a bread bowl.
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You always think the soup is too hot,
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then you eat the bowl first
and it's a disaster.
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You're not really telling a grown man
how to eat, are you?
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No, because that would be weird.
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I do have a really funny story.
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Hey, Angie,
do I look like a good kisser?
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Dude, not now.
244
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,083
Bobby, no!
245
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:42,875
Just a little bit off the rim. It's not
gonna compromise the infrastructure.
246
00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:44,959
'Cause I've kissed a lot of people.
247
00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:46,667
Good job?
248
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,542
But I don't think about it, see,
because I don't live in the past.
249
00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:52,709
I'm sorry I remember
how people kiss and make love.
250
00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:54,250
Well, why would you
throw "make love" in there?
251
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:55,709
That was a little weird.
252
00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:57,291
- Really?
- Sorry.
253
00:12:57,375 --> 00:13:01,250
Why don't we all just have a giant
make out party right here, right now?
254
00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:05,834
- Please don't make me kiss you.
- It's enough.
255
00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:07,625
Bobby, no!
256
00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:09,083
What?
257
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,709
It's so hot! It's so hot!
258
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:21,125
It's really hot!
259
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,417
Nice gams. You play soccer?
260
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,959
Tom, less creepy, more doctory.
261
00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:35,333
- Thank you.
- Right. The burns are minor.
262
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:38,166
No, no, no, it's over now, Tom.
263
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:42,834
I can't believe I spilled soup all over
that Chinese tattoo on your thigh.
264
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:44,291
It's fine. Really.
265
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,750
What the hell does that mean?
266
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:49,000
It means "Vegas."
I am not proud of it.
267
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:52,041
All right, Vegas,
let's get you some wine.
268
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:57,959
Would you stop? It's going great.
Just get her to the beach.
269
00:13:58,041 --> 00:14:00,583
What do you mean there's no spots
at the beach? It's a beach!
270
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,667
It's full of Quebecers.
271
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,542
Find a spot, damn it!
272
00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:06,750
Have you even moved?
273
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:08,959
Nope, I even napped here.
274
00:14:09,542 --> 00:14:11,667
My eyes still really hurt!
275
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,417
What's up with the cop car?
276
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,792
My light's on.
277
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:18,500
- Is this beach across town lines?
- Way over.
278
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,083
Watch!
279
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:23,625
She's down.
280
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:27,041
Stupid Canadian kids and your holes!
281
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,458
I'm gonna go help her with the cops.
You find a spot.
282
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:30,667
But I can't carry all this.
283
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,166
Do it for Bobby!
284
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,583
Do it for Bobby. Do it for Bobby.
285
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:50,041
Thigh burns
are starting to sting a little.
286
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,917
Here, use this ice bucket.
287
00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:56,417
Yeah.
288
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:02,625
Wow, it's really beautiful, isn't it?
289
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:10,166
Hey, what are those dark things
down by the water? Are they rocks?
290
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,959
I don't think so.
There are seagulls eating them.
291
00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:16,542
Oh, God, they're dead manatees.
They're everywhere.
292
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,041
You did a real good thing
trying to save that animal.
293
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:24,834
So sorry you had to watch it die.
294
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:26,709
I saw his soul leave his eyes.
295
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,250
You folks should go.
296
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,917
They're gonna be here soon
to chainsaw the carcass, and...
297
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:34,166
Once you see that,
you cannot un-see it.
298
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,208
Will champagne help?
299
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:39,834
No.
300
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,375
I don't think
you'd even need a chainsaw for that.
301
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:44,542
That thing's so rotten,
302
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,375
you could probably just karate chop
right through it.
303
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:51,208
Why would you let her go home?
304
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:54,250
Because she was covered
in manatee blood!
305
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,792
This is the worst date ever.
306
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,375
Wait, Bobby...
307
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,792
I'm trying less lip pressure.
Thoughts?
308
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:09,250
Okay, fine. If this is gonna stop you
from being an insecure, little baby,
309
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:12,667
you're the kiss master. Happy?
310
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:19,792
Yes! Kiss master in the hizzouse.
Burn!
311
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,750
Okay, I'm not giving up.
I'm gonna go get Bobby,
312
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:28,291
you are going to get Travis at the
police station and bail out Laurie.
313
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:30,959
And get a burrito
because she's always hungry in jail.
314
00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:33,250
Kiss master out.
315
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:34,959
Sarge, go get Angie.
316
00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:37,250
Still not Sarge. Still not a helper.
317
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:41,750
To me, people are just bags of skin
that slow down my day.
318
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,458
Look, I know you have
a secret soft spot for Bobby.
319
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,625
Your friend needs you.
320
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,500
I hope you do the right thing.
321
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:56,792
Damn it.
322
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:01,959
Blondie?
323
00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:03,834
Yeah.
324
00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:07,375
I know this is weird and you probably
have blisters on your thighs.
325
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:08,542
Yeah, big suckers.
326
00:17:10,542 --> 00:17:12,166
But Bobby's a great guy.
327
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:15,417
And that's coming from someone
that has a broken bottle for a heart.
328
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,291
So just come with me
and give him another chance.
329
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:20,291
I'd go, but I can't even walk.
330
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,125
Fine! Get on my back!
331
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,250
Go!
332
00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:27,542
- Who are you?
- I'm Sarge.
333
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:32,375
Oh, boy!
334
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:34,417
Don't say anything. I need this.
335
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,792
All right,
I'm taking you to meet Angie.
336
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,000
No way!
337
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,583
I know this has been a horrible day.
338
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,500
He's got crabs!
339
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,834
But still, you can't give up.
340
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:50,792
You're a great guy.
341
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,291
Sometimes people
just need help seeing it.
342
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:55,959
Thanks, J-Bird.
343
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:59,333
Now, come on,
she's gonna meet us at the plaza.
344
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:01,417
That place is full of Quebecers
and crab guts.
345
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,083
How am I supposed
to make that romantic?
346
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,125
Got it.
347
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:11,208
She said no!
348
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:14,792
Dang it! Bobby, just go.
I'll meet you there in 10 minutes.
349
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:16,125
I gotta pick up something
from the house.
350
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:18,750
The Crab Fest traffic's insane.
You'll never make it.
351
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:20,458
- Yes, I will.
- How?
352
00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:21,959
Tom Cruise run.
353
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,250
This is bad.
354
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,667
Give me that.
355
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:39,000
Peons, assemble!
356
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,625
Jules!
357
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,041
Where's Bobby?
358
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:04,542
- Thanks, Sarge.
- Okay.
359
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:05,709
Where you going?
360
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:07,458
It's too crowded.
361
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:10,166
Tom, explode the plaza.
362
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,625
- What?
- Just talk to everyone.
363
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:16,083
Hey, gang, my name's Tom.
364
00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:21,417
Now sing!
365
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,166
Band's out of shape. Can't breathe.
366
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,083
Sing and you can keep my robe.
367
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,542
Wait, all of this was for me?
368
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:58,542
You're worth it.
369
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,667
I told you it would work.
370
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,542
Yeah, you did.
371
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,875
That was fun. You wanna do it again?
372
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,291
I'd like that.
373
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,500
Why are you freaking out, sweetie?
374
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,208
Hey, big guy.
375
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,375
This is weird, man.
376
00:20:52,959 --> 00:20:55,625
{\an8}Everyone here looks like someone
from my old job.
377
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,000
{\an8}Old you was nice to me.
378
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,458
{\an8}Old you hated me.
379
00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:02,458
{\an8}I kind of feel the same way now.
380
00:21:02,542 --> 00:21:04,583
{\an8}That's exactly
what old you would say!
381
00:21:05,542 --> 00:21:07,375
{\an8}That's exactly what old you would do!
382
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:08,917
{\an8}Anyone seen Junebug?
383
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,500
{\an8}Dear God in heaven!
384
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,417
{\an8}Hey, man, did you order a pizza?
385
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,000
{\an8}Why are you so sweaty?
386
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,125
{\an8}You-all-right five?
387
00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:24,500
{\an8}From the big dog.
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