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It's gorgeous, isn't it?
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- Oh, yeah, wow.
- It's so pretty.
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Oh, I just can't believe that
we're actually getting married.
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Yeah. Neither can the
pig that just flew by.
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Oh!
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I for one am happy that
you're making mom so happy.
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We all know if mom's happy, she spends
a lot less time making us unhappy,
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so, I'm happy.
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Thanks, guys. I'd hug you,
but this is a really good suit.
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I've gotta get to work.
I will see you...
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- later.
- M'kay.
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You really do like the ring?
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Oh, it is everything
I ever dreamed of.
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I love it, I love it, I love it.
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I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
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What are you talking about?
It's beautiful.
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And the best part is, if the diamond
falls out no one will notice.
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Yeah. That's the problem.
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This ring is supposed to shout to the
world that I am marrying a younger,
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beautiful man, but all it shows is
that my fiance is a cheap bastard!
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That Brad is a lucky, lucky guy.
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Whoa, there goes another one.
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Okay, stop it. Stop it.
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They just keep going.
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I can't believe Riley is
still dating old man Ross.
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Sure, he's an attorney.
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Makes a lot of money.
Great shape.
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I just don't know
what she sees in him.
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So I said, "actually, lawyers
do it in their briefs."
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Okay, I need to call it a night.
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I have to be in court
early tomorrow.
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See you in the morning?
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Hey, do you mind if I
share a cab with you?
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Early morning for me too.
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Are you sure? I can
walk you home.
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No, finish your drink. I'll
text you when I get there.
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Bye.
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See?
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I told you we could just
go back to being us.
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Dating other people.
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Right in front of each other.
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Not awkward at all.
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I need to go get another drink.
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Wow.
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Early night. I saw
Ross taking off.
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Curfew back at the rest home?
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Ben, seriously, when are you
going to just let this go?
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Okay, so he's a
little older than me.
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Could you be any more immature?
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Rhetorical, rhetorical.
That wasn't a dare.
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I got it. I'll be
good, I promise.
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I just can't believe you
like hanging out with him.
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Or any of his friends. What
do you guys talk about?
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Uh, nothing?
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Since I haven't actually
met any of his friends.
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I know what you're thinking.
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He hasn't introduced me because he's
embarrassed by our relationship.
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That's not true.
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Actually, I just assumed it's
because they're all dead.
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You know what?
That's it, I'm done.
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- No, Riley...
- I said done.
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Gosh. So hard to see
why you two broke up.
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I should go apologize to her.
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I just can't help it, man.
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I hate seeing her with Ross when
I know she should be with me.
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We're perfect together.
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Like you and Ashley.
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Or should I say "Ashley two."
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Why is your girlfriend listed
as "Ashley two" on your phone?
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Oh, because when I was in
Calgary, I dated that one Ashley,
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and then when I met this one, I kind of
forgot to ask her what her last name was.
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So now it's been six weeks.
I think it's too late.
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Danny, it's actually never too late to find
out what your girlfriend's last name is.
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And Calgary girl's
name was Amber.
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I wonder if that's
why we broke up.
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No, it's probably
something else.
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Why, why, why, Tucker?
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I, I, I wish you would
stop talking to me.
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You don't understand.
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The first time I got married, ray
couldn't afford to buy a ring
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because we squandered all
of our money on baby food.
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And my prom dress.
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This ring is my chance to
finally get it all right.
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If you think the ring was the
problem with your last marriage,
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then I don't think you
know how gay works.
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But with that said, I get it.
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What about this. What if...
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The ring just
accidentally disappears.
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- Accidentally?
- Yeah.
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Just put it on the counter,
and I'll handle the rest.
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Oh my God, Tucker,
you're a genius.
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I know. I'll say that I
was doing the dishes.
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Or something more believable?
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Just turn around and
you'll never see it again.
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Okay, now under no circumstances
ever give it back to me again.
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Tucker? Tucker?
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Wow. Talk about two
birds, one stone.
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Ooh, a sandwich.
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Hey, Riley... Oh, hey, Ross.
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Ben, hi.
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When I said "pop by anytime,"
that was just a figure of speech.
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I was just hoping I could
talk to you for a second.
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Yeah, not a problem. I'll just
go finish in the bedroom.
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The movie we were watching.
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What do you want?
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Listen, I thought about it
all night, and you're right.
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I keep saying I want to be a good
friend, and then I do the opposite.
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So if you like Ross as much as you say you
do, then I will learn to like him too.
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Or at least pretend to like
him so well you can't tell.
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Thank you. Apology accepted.
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And I would like you to know that I
will be meeting all of Ross's friends.
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Yeah, I'm throwing a
little cocktail party.
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Wow, a cocktail party.
Look at you all grown up.
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Hey, um, will you come?
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And be the supportive
person I know you can be?
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Yes, of course. Anything else?
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Yeah, get out. We were kind of
in the middle of something.
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Oh, bang-de-bang.
Shmoo-de-shmoo.
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Oh, my God. Get out, get out!
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I don't know why I'm
being so crazy, Emma.
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He probably won't even notice
that the ring is gone.
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Not when you got all this.
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Right? Mm-hmm.
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Knuckles. Give it. Boo.
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- Hey hey hey.
- Oh, hi. Hey.
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Are my two favorite girls
ready to get some lunch?
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- Where is your ring?
- Oh, uh...
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- Yeah, um... my ring...
- Oh, my God.
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You didn't lose it?
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Please tell me you did
not lose that ring.
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Bonnie, that ring is
a family heirloom.
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My great great grandfather
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gave that to my great great grandmother
on the day of their engagement.
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I did not know that.
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And then when the war broke out, and
his country called him to duty.
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She put that ring on a
chain around his neck
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with the promise of coming back
to his true love in one piece.
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He was killed two days later,
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but that ring has gone down in my
family from generation to generation.
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My grandfather to my grandmother,
my father to my mother,
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and now from me to you.
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That ring is priceless and
everlasting, just like our love.
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Geez, you're long-winded.
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You didn't let me finish.
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It's not lost, it's just at
the jewelers getting resized.
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Yeah, it'll be back in time for
our engagement pictures tomorrow.
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I promise.
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You know what? I'm just
gonna let Tucker know
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that we are going out. He
likes to stay informed.
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Um, here.
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Okay.
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Such a story.
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- Tucker!
- I'm not doing anything.
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Sorry.
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It's just my gut reaction when
a mom walks into my room.
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Look, I need that ring back.
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You said "under no
circumstances."
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Okay!
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- These are pretty good circumstances.
- Yeah.
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- It's in my pocket.
- Okay.
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At least, I thought
it was in my pocket.
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Wait, wait.
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- I know where it is.
- Okay.
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Where are you going?!
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No!
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Here you go.
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Dude, did you get her to
sign the fake guest book?
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Yep. And her last name is...
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She's got bad handwriting.
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"A-s-h-l-e..." Yes!
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Her name's Ashley Ashley.
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Damn it.
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- Ben.
- Hey, Ross the boss.
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How's it going, man?
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You know, if you come through
the back, you can use the ramp.
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I'm sorry.
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That was the last one.
I promised Riley.
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In fact, I'm actually looking forward
to your little cocktail party.
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- Here, on the house.
- Yeah, about that.
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How about we have a
little chat man to man.
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- Or however close you can get to that.
- Okay, not on the house.
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Look, I know all about you and Riley.
She told me everything.
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Sorry, dude. I'm a
tough act to follow.
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But she seems to think that
you two are just friends now.
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But I'm not an idiot, Ben.
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It's pretty obvious that
you're still in love with her.
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So this is me just letting you know
that Riley, she's moved on, okay?
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She tried the boy,
now she has the man.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying
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I'm sorry, but you can't come to the party.
I'll give Riley your regrets.
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Oh, you're gonna be the one with regrets
that you ever messed with me... aah!
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Oh, God. I feel like I'm
forgetting something.
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Right, I have food, drinks,
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music, and I'll find
something with like
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a really good beat...
Oh, my god, beets!
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- I forgot the beet salad.
- Riley!
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Riley, everything is
gonna be perfect.
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Okay? Because you are perfect.
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Hey, guys. Hope I'm not late.
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Ben. What are you doing here?
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I thought you couldn't make it.
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Isn't that what you told me?
That you couldn't make it?
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No, Ben knew how stressed I was, so
he volunteered to be our bartender.
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Isn't he the sweetest?
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- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
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Figured I'd be a nice
guy and help out.
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It's the manly thing to do.
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Don't you think?
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Oh, my God! I've been robbed.
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Where is it?! I need
to find that ring!
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Wait, did you go through
all my drawers?
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All of them.
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Which is why I can't make
eye contact with you now.
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Now find my ring
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- or I am calling your mother!
- No.
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Yes, find it!
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No, stop it!
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Hello, Mrs. Dobbs.
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So Ashley, I was thinking
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when I finally meet
your parents some day,
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what should I call them?
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Stan and Judy would be fine.
225
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But if you really want to impress them,
maybe go with Mr. and Mrs. Cooper.
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Cooper!
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He's actually my step-dad and
my mom took his last name.
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That's why it's
different from mine.
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Hey, I found this
ring on the floor.
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Oh.
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That's my mom's. She hates it.
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I'll just leave it on
the counter for her.
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Hey, what's up, guys? Hey, you
guys coming to Riley's party?
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If you are, make sure you subtly work in
that you think Ross is all wrong for her,
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and all his friends are boring losers and if
she's gonna date anyone, it should be me.
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But don't be obvious about it.
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You got it.
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Oh, if you see mom, tell her
her ring's on the counter.
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What?
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Damn it.
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Still cleaner than
the cups I'm using.
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So...
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What do you think?
244
00:11:15,953 --> 00:11:18,387
Are people having a good time? I feel
like people aren't having a good time.
245
00:11:18,388 --> 00:11:20,156
Why would you say that?
246
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,190
Because I heard that girl say
she's not having a good time.
247
00:11:24,128 --> 00:11:26,095
It's because you're
different people.
248
00:11:26,096 --> 00:11:27,764
You're generation Y.
249
00:11:27,765 --> 00:11:29,765
They're generation "why's
the music so loud."
250
00:11:31,602 --> 00:11:34,503
If I can't make it work with his friends,
how can I make it work with him?
251
00:11:35,572 --> 00:11:37,540
Maybe Ross and I are
just too different.
252
00:11:37,541 --> 00:11:40,014
That's crazy, Riley.
253
00:11:40,015 --> 00:11:41,783
I mean, I would never say that,
254
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,717
but I support your decision
to break up with him 100%.
255
00:11:46,128 --> 00:11:47,928
Thank you for being you.
256
00:11:56,905 --> 00:11:59,574
I can't thank you
enough for tonight.
257
00:11:59,575 --> 00:12:02,543
- Everyone's having a great time.
- Really?
258
00:12:02,544 --> 00:12:05,680
Trust me when I say this, every guy
here that met you wants to be me,
259
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,547
and every woman here
wants to be you.
260
00:12:09,418 --> 00:12:13,354
- No they don't.
- They most certainly do.
261
00:12:13,355 --> 00:12:16,223
You, Riley, are
an amazing woman.
262
00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:28,870
That's how you do it, son.
You got it?
263
00:12:28,871 --> 00:12:31,838
Oh, I more than got it. Now
I'm gonna get it back.
264
00:12:39,548 --> 00:12:41,516
Tucker, what am I gonna do?
265
00:12:41,517 --> 00:12:45,186
I was supposed to meet Brad to take
our engagement pictures an hour ago.
266
00:12:45,187 --> 00:12:50,124
- And I'm having a really good hair day.
- No, I'm having a good hair day.
267
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,958
You're just having a day.
268
00:12:53,362 --> 00:12:54,328
Oh, hey.
269
00:12:54,329 --> 00:12:56,314
You guys are missing
a great party.
270
00:12:56,315 --> 00:12:57,381
Well, a party.
271
00:12:59,085 --> 00:13:00,251
Did Ben bring you the ring back?
272
00:13:01,254 --> 00:13:03,021
- My ring?
- Yeah.
273
00:13:03,022 --> 00:13:04,222
I left it on the counter.
274
00:13:04,223 --> 00:13:06,224
Ben! Thank God.
275
00:13:06,225 --> 00:13:09,093
Okay, Tucker, come on. We are gonna
go crash Riley's lame party.
276
00:13:11,197 --> 00:13:13,031
Ben, hi, sweetie.
277
00:13:13,032 --> 00:13:14,966
- Give me my ring.
- What ring?
278
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:17,602
My engagement ring. That
was on the counter?
279
00:13:17,603 --> 00:13:18,737
Counter...
280
00:13:18,738 --> 00:13:20,739
Oh, I wonder if it got mixed
up with the ice I spilled.
281
00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:21,807
Okay, where's the ice?
282
00:13:21,808 --> 00:13:22,740
Everywhere.
283
00:13:25,511 --> 00:13:27,279
You take right, I'll take left.
284
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,245
- Okay.
- Go, go, go, go, go.
285
00:13:35,955 --> 00:13:38,190
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
286
00:13:38,191 --> 00:13:39,958
I'm just looking for...
287
00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:41,792
Oh, breath spray. Here we go.
288
00:13:43,796 --> 00:13:44,896
That's perfume.
289
00:13:44,897 --> 00:13:48,900
Danny, I'm not an idiot. Going through
my purse? The guest book signing?
290
00:13:48,901 --> 00:13:51,503
You calling me to
take a fake survey?
291
00:13:51,504 --> 00:13:53,372
You don't know my
last name, do you?
292
00:13:53,373 --> 00:13:55,506
I'm not even gonna dignify
that with a response.
293
00:13:56,509 --> 00:13:57,441
Murphy?
294
00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:01,647
I can't believe you. Don't call me.
Lose my number.
295
00:14:01,648 --> 00:14:04,101
I'd say lose my name, but
you already did that.
296
00:14:04,102 --> 00:14:08,104
- Ashley, I'm sorry. Wait, I can explain.
- I had sex with you.
297
00:14:08,105 --> 00:14:10,738
And I'm sorry, but I know so
many other things about you.
298
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,709
Like you laugh when you sneeze.
299
00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:16,712
You've got two really cute
freckles on your back,
300
00:14:16,713 --> 00:14:17,847
and your cat's name,
301
00:14:17,848 --> 00:14:19,482
Sparkles McGee.
302
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,284
Great, so you know
my cat's last name.
303
00:14:22,285 --> 00:14:23,719
Just give me a second chance,
304
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:26,481
and I promise I will learn there is
everything there is to know about you.
305
00:14:32,963 --> 00:14:34,997
Wow. That was fast.
306
00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:37,932
You used the two freckles line?
Works every time.
307
00:14:47,644 --> 00:14:49,612
Mm-mm. Hey.
308
00:14:49,613 --> 00:14:51,680
Excuse me, man. I think you
might have grabbed my drink
309
00:14:51,681 --> 00:14:53,582
off of the table, so...
310
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,384
Mm.
311
00:14:55,385 --> 00:14:57,419
Mm-mm.
312
00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:59,621
That wasn't it. Okay.
313
00:15:02,717 --> 00:15:05,592
And that's why they
invented the swizzle stick.
314
00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:08,728
God, Mrs. Wheeler, what
the hell are you doing?
315
00:15:08,729 --> 00:15:10,597
Does an alarm go off
in your apartment
316
00:15:10,598 --> 00:15:12,632
every time someone
serves free liquor?
317
00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:16,068
No. But that'd be a great idea.
318
00:15:17,748 --> 00:15:21,716
Bonnie, where have you been?
And where is your ring?
319
00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:27,430
Okay, Brad, I don't know
how to tell you this.
320
00:15:27,431 --> 00:15:28,664
So I'm just gonna
go with the truth.
321
00:15:30,401 --> 00:15:32,469
The jewelry store burnt
down to the ground.
322
00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:34,203
My ring is gone.
323
00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:43,113
A ring?
324
00:15:43,114 --> 00:15:44,914
Oh, my God. You want
me to marry you.
325
00:15:44,915 --> 00:15:45,915
Yes!
326
00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:47,249
Yes, I will marry you.
327
00:15:48,886 --> 00:15:50,086
Are you crazy?
328
00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:52,838
I'm just dating you until
Steve and Marcy break up.
329
00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,101
- Hey, Steve.
- No.
330
00:15:57,561 --> 00:16:00,663
Mrs. Wheeler, look!
I found your ring!
331
00:16:00,664 --> 00:16:02,764
Told you we'd get it back
without Brad finding out.
332
00:16:05,162 --> 00:16:06,776
Oh, hey, Brad.
333
00:16:07,865 --> 00:16:09,833
Bonnie, I can't believe
you lied to me.
334
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,902
You are a disgrace
to my pop pop's
335
00:16:11,903 --> 00:16:13,837
pop pop's pop pop.
336
00:16:13,838 --> 00:16:15,038
Brad.
337
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:17,573
I only lied because I didn't
want to tell the truth.
338
00:16:20,611 --> 00:16:23,346
Wow. This was fun.
339
00:16:23,347 --> 00:16:24,614
You bring your mommy
to all your parties?
340
00:16:24,615 --> 00:16:28,385
You know, underneath those fancy
clothes and expensive hair cut,
341
00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:32,255
I look at you and all I see
is a desperate old man.
342
00:16:32,256 --> 00:16:34,224
Well, I'd rather be that
343
00:16:34,225 --> 00:16:37,060
than be an immature boy who's
done nothing with his life
344
00:16:37,061 --> 00:16:39,229
other than father an
illegitimate child.
345
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:42,165
Nobody calls my daughter that.
You want to take this outside?
346
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:43,900
No, no, no, no, no, no.
347
00:16:43,901 --> 00:16:46,870
Okay, nobody is taking
anything outside
348
00:16:46,871 --> 00:16:48,805
except maybe this tray
of hors d'oeuvres.
349
00:16:48,806 --> 00:16:50,472
Look, the eggs are
little penguins.
350
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:53,908
You know? I'd love
to take it outside.
351
00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:57,480
Oh, man.
352
00:16:57,481 --> 00:16:59,282
Guys, can you stop it? Ross!
353
00:16:59,283 --> 00:17:01,284
Will you two stop it?
354
00:17:01,285 --> 00:17:03,520
Come back inside. You're
both acting like children.
355
00:17:03,521 --> 00:17:05,622
I hope you're ready for this.
Oh, I'm ready.
356
00:17:05,623 --> 00:17:08,358
Will you be ready?
357
00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:10,093
Please do something?
358
00:17:10,094 --> 00:17:12,127
Why? They're not doing anything.
359
00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:14,998
Yeah.
360
00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:17,934
I mean, it's just two
guys that look like Ben
361
00:17:17,935 --> 00:17:20,135
circling the two guys
that look like Ross.
362
00:17:21,272 --> 00:17:23,940
What is going on out here?
You woke up Emma.
363
00:17:23,941 --> 00:17:25,007
Mom, take Emma back inside.
364
00:17:27,593 --> 00:17:28,043
Big mistake.
365
00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:33,848
Okay. Party's over.
366
00:17:35,075 --> 00:17:36,042
Time to go home.
367
00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:39,144
Don't stay out too late.
Excuse me.
368
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:42,193
I love these sconces so much.
369
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,903
Hey!
370
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,871
Boss the Ross.
371
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,976
Oh, hey, have you seen my apartment?
'Cause I can't find it anywhere.
372
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:03,015
I just don't understand
what Riley sees in him.
373
00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,583
Him who?
374
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,884
Ben.
375
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:11,522
What are you worried about him for?
Danny is the one she's in love with.
376
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,427
My apartment's here.
377
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,365
Can't waste any of that.
378
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,007
I'm sorry about all this.
379
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,143
I was jealous of Ben and
I acted like a child.
380
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:35,614
How about we just erase this whole
night and pretend it never happened?
381
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,716
You know I'd love that, believe me.
There's nothing I would want more.
382
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,688
- But I can't.
- Why?
383
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,559
You didn't tell me you
had feelings for Danny.
384
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,429
Danny?
385
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,648
Yeah, you told me about Ben,
386
00:18:51,649 --> 00:18:53,649
but you didn't tell me about
the other guy across the hall
387
00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:56,419
and that tells me
everything I need to know.
388
00:18:56,420 --> 00:19:00,489
No. No, Ross. It
is not like that.
389
00:19:00,879 --> 00:19:04,048
I don't know why I didn't
say anything about him.
390
00:19:04,049 --> 00:19:05,849
I didn't think I needed to.
391
00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:09,453
But that doesn't mean that I
don't want to be with you.
392
00:19:12,947 --> 00:19:16,682
Oh, my God. Are we
breaking up right now?
393
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:21,888
Ross, please. I really
care about you.
394
00:19:21,889 --> 00:19:24,490
I don't know. I have some
things I need to think about.
395
00:19:25,342 --> 00:19:26,407
It sounds like you do, too.
396
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,180
Bye, Riley.
397
00:19:35,219 --> 00:19:36,252
Ross...
398
00:19:36,253 --> 00:19:37,586
Want another piece of me?
399
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:42,258
I'm sorry about that. I
guess I hit the wrong guy.
400
00:19:42,259 --> 00:19:43,459
Hell yeah, you did.
401
00:19:48,633 --> 00:19:51,634
- You okay?
- Not really.
402
00:19:53,437 --> 00:19:56,339
I think we just broke up.
403
00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:58,608
Riley, everything
is gonna be okay.
404
00:19:58,609 --> 00:20:01,678
Ross is just some guy you dated.
He's not the one.
405
00:20:01,679 --> 00:20:05,247
- How do you know that?
- I just do.
406
00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:08,350
Is there anything i can do
to make you feel better?
407
00:20:10,287 --> 00:20:11,387
Just be my friend?
408
00:20:13,691 --> 00:20:16,392
Right. You got it.
409
00:20:20,626 --> 00:20:21,655
Brad...
410
00:20:22,106 --> 00:20:26,109
You have to forgive me. I had no
idea how much the ring meant to you.
411
00:20:26,110 --> 00:20:27,276
Bonnie, I didn't just meet you.
412
00:20:27,277 --> 00:20:30,079
- I knew you hated it.
- Okay, but I don't anymore.
413
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,949
And I swear that i
will never ever
414
00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:35,984
for any reason ever
take it off again.
415
00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:41,257
Would you take it off for this?
416
00:20:41,258 --> 00:20:43,892
Oh, my god. I would take
everything off for that.
417
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:47,019
- Still my great grandma's.
- Right, right! Sorry, sorry!
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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