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All done, and not even a tear.
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She's obviously nothing like her father.
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Is it over? Was it horrible?
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Dude, she's fine.
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But you seriously need to
dad up, man. It's just a needle.
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Hey, I can handle a needle. I just don't
want Emma associating me with it.
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Oh, okay, so I get to
be the big, bad needle man,
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and you get to just
swoop in and be the hero?
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Hey, if you wanna be a hero,
get your own kid, okay?
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Did that horrible Tucker
make you get a shot?
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Don't worry, okay? Daddy's here.
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Nice to see you haven't changed, Ben.
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So, what lucky physician has the honor of
seeing you now that you're all grown up.
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Well, seeing as I don't really get stuff
stuck up my nose anymore, I think I'm good.
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Benjamin Wheeler, when was the
last time you had a check-up?
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No check-up needed.
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I check myself out at least twice a
day, and from where I'm standing,
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everything looks just fine.
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You should try standing over here.
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Ben, you're a father now.
You need to get a physical.
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Now, I have another patient waiting,
but my daughter is available.
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She just graduated med school...
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And will be taking over
the practice in a few years.
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Seriously, Doc, I'm fine. I don't
have time for some stupid...
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Hi, dad. Did you page me?
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Tucker, can you wait with Emma outside?
This may take a while.
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♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪
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♪ can take your lifeand change direction ♪
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Oh my God, oh my God,
your mom's ex is here.
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Oh, that isn't Brad.
It's his twin brother, Tad.
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The only way you can tell
them apart is Tad wears glasses.
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Out of anyone, you should know. You
went on a date with him, didn't you?
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Uh, yeah, which ended in me calling him a
giant liar and throwing a drink in his face.
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Oh my God, Danny, I cannot stand that... hi.
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Tad, hi! Oh, it's so good to see you.
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Actually it's Brad.
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I scratched my cornea,
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so I have to wear these glasses
for the next few days.
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Unfortunately, now I keep getting mistaken
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for my less attractive,
hideous identical twin, Tad.
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- Are you sure you're Brad?
- Oh.
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Oh! Hey, Brad, how you been?
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Well, I was just in the area, and I...
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Figured I'd pop by to congratulate
you and Ben on buying the bar.
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Oh, thanks, dude.
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So, anyway, what's new? What's
been going on? How are things?
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If you're implying that I just came by
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with the hopes of running into Bonnie
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to rekindle our romance
because no matter how hard I try
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I can't get her out of my mind,
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well, then you are both dead wrong.
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She isn't here, is she?
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- Oh, I see what's going on here.
- So do I.
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Oh, you want her back, don't you?
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Oh, I didn't get that.
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I do want her back.
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I know it sounds crazy, but I am...
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I am crazy about her.
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Am I crazy? Is that crazy?
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Actually, Brad,
as we say in the bar world...
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That's nuts.
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Brad?
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Do the words "I never want to see
you again" mean nothing to you?
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I suggest you take that shirt off
that incredible body of yours,
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turn around real slow,
and get the hell outta here!
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- I'm sorry, Bonnie. I...
- Oh, hi, Tad.
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From the back you look
a lot like your brother.
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- Actually I'm...
- Tad!
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He's Tad. Isn't it fun to have Tad here?
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That's right. I'm Tad.
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Well, not that I care,
but how is your brother?
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Miserable? Depressed? Alone?
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Desperately trying to make peace with the
fact that his best days are behind him?
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God, he had a great ass.
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Well, I do know that he feels like a total
idiot for ever letting you get away.
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He was an idiot to let me go.
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Why don't you tell me more
over a bottle of wine?
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And, you know, whatever
it is you want to drink.
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Sometimes I just like to watch her sleep.
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She's like an angel without wings.
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So, you were about to give me your number?
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Yo, Tucker, let's get out of here.
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Dude, what the hell, man? You
were in there for like an hour.
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Oh, wait.
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Were you in there for, like, an hour?
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No. They found a lump on...
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On one of my boys.
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You don't mean those boys?
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Yes! What other boys do you have?
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But the doctor said you'll be fine. Right?
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No, no she did not. You see, this
is why I don't go to the doctor.
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They find things.
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Oh my God, wait, so what does this mean?
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I won't know for 24 hours.
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24 hours? Dude, that's almost a whole day!
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Hey, man, you need to keep it together,
okay? If you lose it, I'll lose it,
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and I can't lose it. I'm a dad.
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Oh my God, who's going to raise Emma?
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See? This is me losing it.
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Okay, it's going to be okay.
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Hey, we need to keep this between us.
I don't want to worry anyone.
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Okay, yeah, totally. Just between us.
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Hey, I'm here for you, man.
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Thanks, buddy. Let's go.
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Oh my God, you're gonna die.
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And the truth is,
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Brad told me that he's just...
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Jealous of how smart and beautiful you are.
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Really?
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Because I'm jealous of
how smart and beautiful he is.
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You understand, you've been living
in his shadow your whole life.
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But promise me you won't
tell Brad any of this.
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Bonnie, I, me...
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Tad would never betray your trust.
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Thanks, Tad. I'll be right back.
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Danny!
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Oh, hey, Tad. I think your
brother's here somewhere.
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Again, still Brad.
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I can't believe how well
it's going with your mom.
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We're finally being open
and honest with each other.
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Oh, so you told her you're really Brad?
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Even better. I didn't.
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I just need to be Tad long enough to
convince her to give Brad a second chance.
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What if she doesn't?
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Will you have to be Tad forever? And
if you're Tad, who will be Brad?
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Dude, would you quit looking at me
like that? You're freaking me out.
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I'm sorry.
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I just want to be a part
of everything you do
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in case it's the last time
you do what you're doing.
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- I'm eating a sandwich.
- I know.
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Could you maybe do
something more interesting?
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Ben!
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Knock. Knock. Hey, I got your... message.
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I bought him a latte this morning.
He really enjoyed it.
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So, anyway, your message...
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You said something about
Emma and needing a guardian.
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I need you to draw up guardianship papers,
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you know, just in case
something ever happens to me.
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Nothing's happening to you, is it?
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No, no, no, not at all.
I'm just thinking ahead.
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That's what good parents do, right?
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Okay, well, the papers are super easy
to draw up. Who are you gonna choose?
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Honestly, I was thinking maybe you.
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Really? Oh my God, that is so nice.
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I just need to sit down, you know.
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- Well, you are sitting down.
- Yeah, okay.
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Riley, oh my God, calm down.
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You'll be perfect. I always
say I want Emma to grow up
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to be just like you... with
maybe a skosh less anxiety.
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Thank you, but...
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I'm sorry, I can't.
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I love her, I love her so much,
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but some people just
weren't meant to have kids.
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I mean, who is my role model?
My mother? My aunt mother?
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See? My own mother
situation is just a hot mess.
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So, thank you, thank you so much. I'm
really flattered that you thought of me,
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but I just can't do that to Emma.
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Oh my God, calm down. Okay.
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- I'll find someone else.
- Yes!
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Someone else. Your mother.
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People always pick their mothers.
That's what people do.
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Yeah, maybe you're right. My mom
would be the most logical choice.
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Yeah, we named our signature
burger after him,
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the "'Only the Good Die Young" burger.
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Not really true, but the ' "He Had it
Coming" burger wasn't really selling.
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You know, I never had the chance to
tell him he was my favorite son.
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Oh, Benji, I have dedicated my entire
life to raising your beautiful daughter.
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I just wish you could see her all grown up.
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Just 17 and already so smart,
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and she's so pretty.
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Naturally, everyone assumes we're sisters.
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I mean, she's basically me at her age.
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Holy Bon Jovi. I think my water just broke.
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Oh, okay. All right, quick!
Somebody call a cab.
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I'm gonna be a great-grandma!
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Damn it! Damn it.
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Come on.
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You know, on second thought,
that's a no on my mom.
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What am I gonna do now? Emma has no one.
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She's got you, silly.
You're not going anywhere,
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so just let me know when you
decide on who you want, all right?
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The ball is in your court.
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Oh, if only that were true.
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Seriously, Tucker, let it go!
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No, man. What if something
really is wrong with you?
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I mean, how am I supposed to live
my life without my best friend?
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Plus, do you know how hard it's gonna to be to
bring girls back to a place where somebody died?
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I mean, Emma's a good wing
baby, but she ain't that good.
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You know, one of these days you're
gonna need a new way to pick up girls.
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Oh my God, is Emma dying too?
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What? No. What is wrong with you?
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Dude, I'm sorry.
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I'm trying to act cool, but I'm not cool.
How are you so cool?
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I have to be. What happens to
Emma if something happens to me?
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I'll have to leave her to somebody.
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You know, someone mature, responsible,
who has their life together.
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Oh, okay.
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I think I see where you're going with this.
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I, for one, am flattered,
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though not entirely surprised.
Oh my God, man.
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Dude, I will totally
take care of Emma for you.
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You would? Huh.
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I hadn't really thought about it, but,
yeah, I guess I could see Emma with you.
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Okay, Emma, now what do you say we stop
after ballet class and get some ice cream?
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You mean, see if we can pick up the
hottie who works behind the counter?
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♪ Guilty. ♪
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What's wrong with the girl we
picked up at the park last week?
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Okay, Emma, look, that was last week.
We've moved on.
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Ooh, babe at 10:00. You're on.
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Look alive and keep that cute up.
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And if she's not interested at first?
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Cry. Then tell her that I miss having
a female role model in my life.
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Good girl. Oh, and don't
forget to mention your dead dad.
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Chicks love that.
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You know, why are we even having
this conversation? I'll be fine.
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Okay, but look...
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I'm just saying, if you
need me to raise Emma, I'm cool.
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All right? I think I can
teach her a few things.
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Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
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Oh my God, Danny. It turns
out everything I did was right,
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and everything Brad did was wrong.
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I love being told what I want to hear.
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Mom, you've been talking to
him for, like, 10 hours.
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Do you really think it's such a good
idea to spend so much time with Brad?
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You mean Tad?
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- What did I say?
- Brad.
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- What did I mean?
- Tad.
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Sounds right.
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So, Bon Bon, you want to keep talking about
what a jerk my brother was for letting you go?
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"Bon Bon"? That's what
Brad used to call me.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna call your brother.
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You've made me realize
that everything I want
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is actually right in front of me.
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00:11:31,431 --> 00:11:32,531
Well, not right in front of me.
237
00:11:32,532 --> 00:11:35,375
No, because you're here, and...
You're no Brad.
238
00:11:35,735 --> 00:11:38,504
And, uh, what are you gonna tell him?
239
00:11:38,505 --> 00:11:40,673
I'm going to tell him that I love him,
240
00:11:40,674 --> 00:11:43,542
I miss him, and I want
to get back together.
241
00:11:43,543 --> 00:11:45,344
Oh, Bonnie, he wants the same thing.
242
00:11:45,345 --> 00:11:47,112
- Really?
- Really.
243
00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:54,820
Oh, Tad! Oh God, what am I doing?
244
00:11:54,821 --> 00:11:58,223
I am so sorry, Bonnie. I suddenly
saw what my brother sees in you.
245
00:11:58,224 --> 00:12:00,726
But I kissed you back!
246
00:12:00,727 --> 00:12:02,795
I can't get back together
with your brother!
247
00:12:02,796 --> 00:12:06,832
Oh my God, what is wrong with me?
I don't even like glasses!
248
00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:09,835
Oh God, this has been a huge mistake.
249
00:12:09,836 --> 00:12:11,804
Bonnie, wait. It wasn't a mistake.
250
00:12:15,842 --> 00:12:17,342
Brad?
251
00:12:17,343 --> 00:12:19,511
I am so sorry that I lied to you,
252
00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:21,246
but nothing else has changed.
253
00:12:21,247 --> 00:12:23,315
Everything we talked about is still true.
254
00:12:23,316 --> 00:12:25,551
- We can still get back together.
- You're right.
255
00:12:25,552 --> 00:12:27,486
Nothing has changed.
256
00:12:27,487 --> 00:12:30,989
You're still a deceitful, horrible
person that can't be trusted.
257
00:12:30,990 --> 00:12:33,158
You know, I never want to see you again.
258
00:12:33,159 --> 00:12:35,194
Bronnie is over.
259
00:12:35,195 --> 00:12:39,211
Yes, I gave us a nickname.
260
00:12:40,033 --> 00:12:41,100
Bonnie!
261
00:12:49,021 --> 00:12:50,955
I don't know what to do, Emma.
262
00:12:50,956 --> 00:12:52,890
I have to pick someone, but I
just can't imagine a world
263
00:12:52,891 --> 00:12:55,526
where I'm not around to watch you grow up.
264
00:12:55,527 --> 00:12:57,728
Hello? Oh, hey.
265
00:12:57,729 --> 00:13:01,699
So have you decided who the winner
of this beautiful little girl is?
266
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,768
You do realize they
only win if I'm dead, right?
267
00:13:05,604 --> 00:13:07,405
And yes, I have decided.
268
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:11,242
On you.
269
00:13:12,511 --> 00:13:13,778
What about Danny?
270
00:13:13,779 --> 00:13:16,414
Danny. Nobody in the world has a
bigger heart than your brother,
271
00:13:16,415 --> 00:13:18,416
so Danny it is. Yay Danny.
272
00:13:20,219 --> 00:13:22,019
I guess I could see Emma with Danny.
273
00:13:25,457 --> 00:13:28,125
Hey, Emma. How's the homework going?
274
00:13:28,126 --> 00:13:31,262
Not so good. I'm really nervous
about this test tomorrow.
275
00:13:31,263 --> 00:13:33,931
What if I don't know an answer?
276
00:13:33,932 --> 00:13:37,068
Well, if you don't know the answer
to a question, just pick "C".
277
00:13:37,069 --> 00:13:40,904
That way you have a 50-50
chance of getting it right.
278
00:13:40,906 --> 00:13:45,470
Uh, it's math. "C" isn't an option.
279
00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:49,189
Then go with "3." I don't know why
but it seems to come up a lot.
280
00:13:50,315 --> 00:13:52,250
Hi, sweetheart. I'm home.
281
00:13:52,251 --> 00:13:55,040
- Riley.
- Aw, come here, honey.
282
00:13:56,588 --> 00:13:58,556
Pretty soon you'll be calling me mom.
283
00:13:58,557 --> 00:14:01,292
- I can't wait for your wedding.
- Aw, me too.
284
00:14:01,293 --> 00:14:04,228
Just a few more days and I'll
get to marry to my best friend.
285
00:14:04,229 --> 00:14:06,897
We'll finally be a family.
286
00:14:06,898 --> 00:14:07,898
Whoo!
287
00:14:09,234 --> 00:14:11,235
I'm back! Turns out
I wasn't dead after all.
288
00:14:11,236 --> 00:14:13,237
- Daddy.
- Hi, sweetheart.
289
00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:14,805
Thank you, Danny, for watching Emma,
290
00:14:14,806 --> 00:14:16,674
but I think I'll take it from here.
291
00:14:16,675 --> 00:14:18,976
Ben, what are you doing?
292
00:14:18,977 --> 00:14:21,846
- Ben!
- Who? What? What's up?
293
00:14:21,847 --> 00:14:23,848
You know, I don't think
Danny is the best role model.
294
00:14:23,849 --> 00:14:26,651
You know, he's not very... math-y.
295
00:14:26,652 --> 00:14:29,687
You know what? Don't stress about it.
296
00:14:29,688 --> 00:14:32,490
I mean, it's not like you're
going to die anytime soon.
297
00:14:35,427 --> 00:14:39,096
After all the fun we've had
together, this is how you repay me?
298
00:14:40,365 --> 00:14:43,234
It's over. You heard her.
She never wants to see me again.
299
00:14:43,235 --> 00:14:46,404
Can I assume that "her" is mom and
that he actually wants her back?
300
00:14:46,405 --> 00:14:48,939
Yeah, I don't really understand it either.
301
00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:50,908
If you're serious, you just
gotta go talk to her.
302
00:14:50,909 --> 00:14:54,779
I can't. I'm done putting myself out there.
I'm done taking chances.
303
00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:56,747
What are you talking about?
304
00:14:56,748 --> 00:14:58,082
Done? You can't be done.
305
00:14:58,083 --> 00:14:59,650
This is your life, man,
306
00:14:59,651 --> 00:15:01,652
and you can't sit around, treating
it like it doesn't matter.
307
00:15:01,653 --> 00:15:03,621
Every day counts.
308
00:15:03,622 --> 00:15:04,922
Don't wait for things to happen to you.
309
00:15:04,923 --> 00:15:06,590
You have to make things happen.
310
00:15:06,591 --> 00:15:08,564
You gotta grab life by the...
311
00:15:09,561 --> 00:15:10,828
Well, you grab what you want while you can,
312
00:15:10,829 --> 00:15:13,364
'cause there might not be a tomorrow.
313
00:15:13,365 --> 00:15:15,733
You're right. I should just go for it.
314
00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:19,370
I'm gonna take a shot
at making Bonnie truly happy.
315
00:15:19,371 --> 00:15:22,239
Ooh, I have an idea,
but I'm gonna need your help.
316
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,474
All of you.
317
00:15:23,475 --> 00:15:26,310
I kind of got a couple of other
things on mind my right now but...
318
00:15:26,311 --> 00:15:28,312
Helping my mom find true love?
Sure why not.
319
00:15:28,313 --> 00:15:30,114
Okay, here's what we're going to do.
320
00:15:30,115 --> 00:15:31,704
So, we're going to go downtown...
321
00:15:33,251 --> 00:15:35,886
Sorry, I can't find it.
322
00:15:35,887 --> 00:15:37,188
What's the address of the listing again?
323
00:15:37,189 --> 00:15:38,789
Excuse me, we're a little lost.
324
00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:40,257
Yeah, get in line, pal.
325
00:15:40,258 --> 00:15:43,761
♪ What would I do without
your smart mouth? ♪
326
00:15:43,762 --> 00:15:45,029
What?
327
00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:48,699
♪ Drawing me in, and you kicking me out ♪
328
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,900
You know, I don't have any cash. All right?
329
00:15:49,901 --> 00:15:52,536
♪ You got my head spinning ♪
330
00:15:52,537 --> 00:15:53,838
♪ no kidding ♪
331
00:15:53,839 --> 00:15:56,807
♪ I can't pin you down ♪
332
00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:00,644
Brad?
333
00:16:00,645 --> 00:16:04,215
♪ What's going on in that beautiful mind ♪
334
00:16:04,216 --> 00:16:07,518
♪ I'm on your magical mystery ride ♪
335
00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:10,287
♪ and I'm so dizzy ♪
336
00:16:10,288 --> 00:16:12,189
♪ don't know what hit me ♪
337
00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:15,359
♪ but I'll be alright ♪
338
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,896
♪ cause all of me ♪
339
00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:22,199
♪ loves all of you ♪
340
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,970
♪ love your curves and all your edges ♪
341
00:16:25,971 --> 00:16:30,007
♪ all your perfect imperfections ♪
342
00:16:30,008 --> 00:16:33,611
♪ give your all to me ♪
343
00:16:33,612 --> 00:16:36,914
♪ I'll give my all to you ♪
344
00:16:36,915 --> 00:16:40,684
♪ you're my end and my beginning ♪
345
00:16:40,685 --> 00:16:44,355
♪ even when I lose, I'm winning ♪
346
00:16:44,356 --> 00:16:48,492
♪ cause I'll give you all ♪
347
00:16:48,493 --> 00:16:51,462
♪ of me ♪
348
00:16:51,463 --> 00:16:58,035
♪ and you'll give me all of you ♪
349
00:16:58,036 --> 00:17:04,241
♪ oh, oh, I'll give you all of me ♪
350
00:17:06,077 --> 00:17:11,882
♪ will you give me all of you? ♪
351
00:17:11,883 --> 00:17:16,563
♪ Oh, oh ♪
352
00:17:18,866 --> 00:17:19,966
This isn't happening. ♪
353
00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:24,403
Bon Bon, I know you and I
will never be perfect...
354
00:17:24,405 --> 00:17:29,236
But I want to spend every
imperfect moment with you.
355
00:17:33,213 --> 00:17:34,447
Will you marry me?
356
00:17:38,185 --> 00:17:40,751
Oh my God, this is all so sudden.
357
00:17:41,221 --> 00:17:43,990
I don't know what to say.
358
00:17:43,991 --> 00:17:47,689
Mom, what are you doing?
Come on, say "yes".
359
00:17:48,796 --> 00:17:50,212
I mean...
360
00:17:51,597 --> 00:17:52,563
I just...
361
00:17:54,902 --> 00:17:57,503
Of course, I'm gonna marry you!
362
00:17:57,504 --> 00:17:59,405
Oh my God! Look at your face!
363
00:18:11,352 --> 00:18:15,989
Well, now I know why there's so much
traffic in New York... flash mobs.
364
00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:19,092
I need you to sit down, and I need you to
not say anything until I'm done talking.
365
00:18:19,093 --> 00:18:22,634
Okay, but if you're proposing,
don't bother. The answer is yes.
366
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:26,232
Your mom, and the proposal...
It all got me thinking
367
00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:29,168
about Emma and what I'm going to do
with the rest of my life, the future.
368
00:18:29,169 --> 00:18:30,970
Riley, calm down. Okay? Calm down.
369
00:18:30,971 --> 00:18:33,973
I'm not going to ask you again.
You don't have to take Emma.
370
00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:36,509
I'll figure it out.
371
00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:37,744
That's not it.
372
00:18:37,745 --> 00:18:40,480
I want to be brave.
373
00:18:40,481 --> 00:18:43,716
I want to be everything
that you think I can be,
374
00:18:43,717 --> 00:18:46,519
and, God, as crazy as this sounds,
375
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,322
I want to be like your mom.
376
00:18:49,323 --> 00:18:52,392
What? 45, on your second marriage?
377
00:18:52,393 --> 00:18:58,064
No. She's not letting her
past dictate her future, so...
378
00:18:58,065 --> 00:19:00,433
Oh my God, here it goes.
379
00:19:00,434 --> 00:19:05,681
If the position is still open,
I want to be Emma's guardian.
380
00:19:07,908 --> 00:19:10,209
That wasn't so bad. Oh good.
381
00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:13,880
Actually, I feel kind of good about that.
What do you think?
382
00:19:13,881 --> 00:19:16,454
You're hired. Thank you, Riley.
383
00:19:22,222 --> 00:19:23,256
I have to take this.
384
00:19:26,727 --> 00:19:27,860
Hello?
385
00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:29,595
Dr. Davis, hi.
386
00:19:30,698 --> 00:19:32,899
I'm all good. Really?
387
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:35,635
Oh my God, thank you so much.
388
00:19:35,636 --> 00:19:39,025
Hey, any chance your daughter wants
to come out and celebrate with me?
389
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,709
That was inappropriate. I'm sorry.
390
00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:44,043
Dude, was that the call?
391
00:19:44,044 --> 00:19:47,013
It was the call. It was nothing.
I'm going to be fine.
392
00:19:47,014 --> 00:19:48,881
Oh my God, that's fantastic.
393
00:19:48,882 --> 00:19:51,818
Dude, I knew you were going to be fine.
394
00:19:51,819 --> 00:19:53,419
- What's that?
- Oh...
395
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:56,783
Just a couple things from your room
that I didn't think you'd be needing.
396
00:19:59,993 --> 00:20:04,030
You know, this whole thing got me thinking.
397
00:20:04,031 --> 00:20:06,251
I should have my boys checked.
398
00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:09,001
You want that lady doctor's
phone number, don't you?
399
00:20:09,002 --> 00:20:10,970
Please. She's so hot, man. Come on.
400
00:20:10,971 --> 00:20:13,606
Come on.
401
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,513
I can't believe it's taken us this long
402
00:20:18,515 --> 00:20:20,304
- to finally become a family.
- I know.
403
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:24,780
When you asked me to be Emma's mom, I didn't
think I'd get to be your wife too.
404
00:20:24,782 --> 00:20:26,978
- I love you.
- I love you too.
405
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:29,579
Emma, do you have something to say?
406
00:20:29,581 --> 00:20:31,581
Mama!
407
00:20:34,894 --> 00:20:36,894
Dude, you're dreaming.
408
00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:38,392
I'm sorry. What?
409
00:20:38,394 --> 00:20:39,829
You're dreaming.
410
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,406
Dude, you're dreaming.
411
00:20:44,101 --> 00:20:46,101
Dammit! I was afraid of that!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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