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This is so weird.
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It's not poker night without Dave.
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I can't believe he's gone.
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I know. I just saw him last
week and he looked so happy.
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Life's fragile, man.
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One day you're walking around
without a care in the world
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and then suddenly, poof, it's over.
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When is Dave's wedding anyways?
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You know, I was going to
take Emma for the night,
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but how about I take
the three of you instead?
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Why don't I sit in?
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If by "sit in" you mean make
me a sandwich, I'll take ham.
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Come on! Why can't I play?
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This is like your dad's
game all over again.
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I always wanted to play
but they would never let me.
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Of course, now I know why.
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Talk about a table full
of queens and no straights.
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Or maybe it's because
you don't know how to play.
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Oh really?
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Maybe you're forgetting all those times I left
you in your stroller at the Indian Casino!
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Besides, we do family game night together
every month. Why can't we add poker?
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Oh, hell no!
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My chips, my cards, my rules.
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And rule number one is no boobs allowed.
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You know, other than these two.
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Oh, we'll see about that.
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- Will we?
- Oh, we will!
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Yeah, that's right. You better run.
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I'm right behind you!
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- Should we help him?
- Nah.
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- Wanna see if the game's on?
- Yeah.
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Baby Daddy - 04x17 Wheeler War
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sync and correction by solfieri
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Oh. Ben. Hi. Hey. Hi.
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Hey Riles. Mr. Perrin.
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Ben, this is Ross.
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Remember? My boss.
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Oh my god. My bad.
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I just looked up and I thought
I saw your dad for a minute.
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How's it going, Ross?
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Ironically, you're the only dad here.
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Well, I guess I should get
going. See you tonight?
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Oh, you know what, I'm sorry.
I can't. I have this thing.
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"This thing?" You mean family game night?
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Game night? I like the sound of that.
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Oh, dude, it's awesome.
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We get together once a month and play
games until someone cries or passes out.
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Then somebody wakes up at a
bus depot in a wheelbarrow.
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Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
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It sounds fun. Can outsiders join?
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Sure, yeah. Of course.
The more the merrier.
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Fantastic. Then I'll see you both later.
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- Yay.
- All right? Later.
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Oh my god, Ben. What is wrong with you?
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What are you talking about? You'd think
you'd be happy. I'm making an effort.
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Uh, yeah, making an effort to annoy me.
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Hey, I didn't say what kind of effort.
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Are you trying to keep
Ross away from us or something?
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Yes. That is exactly what
I am trying to do.
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Ben, please. I really like this guy,
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but something happens
to sweet, innocent men
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when they hang out with you people.
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Riley, calm down. I think
you're overreacting a little.
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It's not like we're
a bunch of neanderthals.
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Stop it. Oh, come on!
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So, Danny, I don't want to sway your
opinion but what do you think of this Ross guy?
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You know, other than he's totally not right
for Riley on any level whatsoever.
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What do you care? You're not
still interested, are you?
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I don't know, man. I guess I just hated
how it ended.
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I think I pretty much drove her away.
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I just couldn't let go of the thought
that she was in love with you.
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And you were in love with her.
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Riley in love with me?
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Me in love with Riley?
Wow... that's you know, wow.
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I'm pretty sure that's why
she finally broke up with me.
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Dude, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine. Wait...
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She broke up with you?
I thought you broke up with her.
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Not that I care. Who cares? I know I don't.
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I had this completely insane thought that
she was going to go running into your arms.
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But she ran right past you into Ross',
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and you've been dating
half of Manhattan so...
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Once again, well done, Ben.
Wrong on all accounts.
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I just wish Ross would go away so I could see
if there was still something there. You know?
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I might be wrong but
she seems pretty happy with him,
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and he's pretty different from you.
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Oh my god, Danny, you're a genius.
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What better way to get rid of somebody
than to make them more like me.
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But didn't she just break up
with the me that is you?
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Dude, you're over-thinking it,
okay? This is going to be great.
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Especially now that I know the two of you
have no feelings for each other whatsoever.
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Dude, what's the matter with you?
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One hand. If I win, you let
me in the poker game.
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If you win, I leave and
never mention it again.
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You had me at "you leave."
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All right, I'll take two.
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I'm good.
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Three of a kind. Read 'em and weep.
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And by weep I mean get the hell out.
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Ooh, have you met the king and his family?
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Royal flush, baby!
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No luck for the tuck tuck.
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I will see you at the next
poker night, Lieutenant Loser.
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My dry cleaner has a
serious gambling problem.
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Knock, knock. Ross?
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Oh, hey, Riley. Just playing
a little poker with the guys.
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Hey, look at this, my two
ladies just beat these three ladies.
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Hey, hey, Ross?
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I can't reach something on the top shelf in
the kitchen cabinet.
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I'm not sure what I need
so can you just take it down?
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I'll be right back, guys.
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Boom, boom, boom, boom!
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Thanks, honey,
you're the greatest. Okay, hurry back.
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Oh my god. What the hell are you doing?
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I said that I didn't want you
hanging out together and, uh,
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this is the opposite of that.
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Hey, if Ross wants to hang out with us, maybe
he's not the guy you think he is.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Ooh, are we voting a
member out of the group?
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I vote Tucker. No, Riley.
No, Tucker. Oh man, this is so hard.
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No, they are hijacking my
relationship with Ross.
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Oh, I like him.
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He's a lot better than
the last guy you dated.
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That was me, mom.
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Again, I really like Ross.
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They let him play poker.
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You let that newbie play and not me?
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Oh, dimples gots to go!
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You know what, for once,
I agree with Mrs. Wheeler.
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And it pains me, deeply, to say that.
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Sorry, but I'm not
going to dis-invite my new friend.
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Uh-uh. No way. Not happening.
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You know what, I think it is.
And you want to know why?
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Because I am going to play you for him.
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- Play me for him. How are we...
- One...
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- Oh, you wouldn't.
- Two...
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-Three, four...
-Riley, think about what you're saying!
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I declare a Wheeler War!
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Is that bad? 'Cause it sounds bad.
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Yo mama is on the floor.
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Wait. I'm a little confused.
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I'm sorry, a Wheeler what?
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Hey, man, don't ask.
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If we stay silent and don't
make eye contact
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maybe they won't realize we're here.
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You, my friend, are about to participate
in a very rare sporting event.
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A Wheeler War.
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Called on a not-so-very-regular
basis to decide important life decisions.
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We've used it to settle
all family disputes.
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I only lost once.
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God, I really only wanted one kid.
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I actually wanted a
little sister. We kinda both lost that year.
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Well, what dispute are you
settling this time?
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- It's...
- Ah...
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Well I'll tell you what I'm playing for.
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Bonnie's right to join poker night.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds good.
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Wait, what? We are?
Oh, now I give a crap. You're going down.
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Um, not really sure this is the important
life decision you think it is but, okay.
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Now that a Wheeler War has been
decreed, first things first.
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We choose team captains.
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- Okay. How do we do that?
- I call captain.
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Like that.
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I pick Ross.
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Ah, okay! Well, I pick Danny.
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Uh, Tucker.
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Ugh, god, this is so hard.
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Damn it.
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I'm the only one left.
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Okay, fine. I'll take Mrs. Wheeler.
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So, it looks like it's team...
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Bucker-Ross vs. Team Bo-Riny.
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Wait, are we gonna get t-shirts
with that name on it?
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Because I won't wear that.
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Dude, this is gonna work out perfect.
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Riley calls for the Wheeler
war and we get rid of Ross.
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And you know as well as I do, that's
one couple that isn't meant to be together.
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I'm just moving the process along. But will
I get thanked? Probably not.
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Ben, just because you get rid of Ross doesn't
mean that Riley is going to run back to you.
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I mean, what if she wants
to be with someone else?
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And what if someone else
wants to be with her?
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I think you should just
let nature take it's course.
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Screw nature.
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You're gonna throw the first game for me.
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- Is that a threat?
- No, it's a plea.
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I really need this.
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Don't you want to see
me and Riley back together?
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Yes, so much.
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This is going to be great. I was actually
quite the athlete back in college.
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Really?
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What? We've talked about this.
Golf is a sport.
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If you say so, honey.
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But, actually, I was hoping...
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That maybe you could throw
the first game for me?
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Wow, you must really
want Bonnie to play poker.
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I really, really do.
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It would just, it would mean a lot to me.
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Then it looks like I'm
losing the first game.
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How serious do these games get anyway?
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Well, let's just say that someone's pinky
once had to be surgically reattached.
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But I think it looks pretty good, right?
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- Come on, Ross!
- Come on, Danny!
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Let's go, buddy! Yeah!
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Oh my god, what is wrong
with Danny? How could Ross be in the lead?
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Hey, come on! Danny would never cheat.
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-Wait, you weren't saying that were you?
-No.
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Here they come, let's go!
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Ooh, I think I hear them!
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Yes! Come on, Ross! Let's go, baby!
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How can we be losing?
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- Leg cramp!
- Oh, yes!
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What?
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Yes! Yes!
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Ross, what the hell happened to you?
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I'm really sorry, man. Old golf injury.
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Golf's not a sport!
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Oh, never mind me, you know.
I'll just heal out here.
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What the hell? You were
supposed to throw the game.
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I tried. I stopped to tie my shoes twice.
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Fine. Then you're going to
have to throw the next one.
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That's not the deal.
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Don't you want to win Riley's
heart fair and square? I know I do... would.
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If I was in your position, hypothetically.
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Besides, I can't just lose.
It's against the professional athlete oath.
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- What's that?
- Don't lose.
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Okay, that is ten points for team Bo-Riny.
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Putting us solidly ahead
of the losers, team Bucker-Ross.
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All right, what game's next?
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Mistress of ceremonies?
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All right, Emma, please pick.
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- Oh!
- Ah-ha.
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Yes! It's the Wheelay Wace.
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Danny named it when he was nine.
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Soon after he started speech therapy.
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Uh-oh.
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Yeah, uh-oh is right.
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Because Danny and I have
never lost a Wheelay Wace in our wives.
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Well, there's a first time for everything.
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Wow, you really don't want
your mom playing poker.
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00:13:06,075 --> 00:13:08,210
Oh, I don't.
241
00:13:08,244 --> 00:13:10,145
Oh, I do.
242
00:13:11,347 --> 00:13:14,016
Well, I'm just glad I'm not
in the middle of this.
243
00:13:19,284 --> 00:13:21,284
Come on, Mrs. Wheeler!
244
00:13:21,286 --> 00:13:24,222
G... F... E...
245
00:13:24,256 --> 00:13:26,958
G... F... D... C...
246
00:13:26,992 --> 00:13:29,660
No, you missed a letter.
Back to the roof and start over.
247
00:13:29,695 --> 00:13:30,695
Damn it!
248
00:13:30,729 --> 00:13:31,829
A!
249
00:13:31,864 --> 00:13:33,631
All right, now you just need
to stack it and rap it.
250
00:13:33,665 --> 00:13:35,399
Go, go, go!
251
00:13:35,434 --> 00:13:36,901
Danny, get your helmet on!
252
00:13:36,935 --> 00:13:39,270
Okay, oh my god.
I think we might actually win this round.
253
00:13:39,304 --> 00:13:41,706
Which is good, right?
Because I assume you want to keep Ross.
254
00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:43,107
Because you guys are great, right?
255
00:13:43,141 --> 00:13:44,509
Oh my god, so great.
256
00:13:44,543 --> 00:13:46,811
And you're still dating Ashley, right?
You guys are doing great?
257
00:13:46,845 --> 00:13:49,080
So great! Maybe we should
double date sometime?
258
00:13:49,114 --> 00:13:51,782
Oh my god, how much fun would that be?
259
00:13:51,817 --> 00:13:53,383
N... M... L...
260
00:13:53,385 --> 00:13:55,086
Come on, Mrs. Wheeler.
261
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,388
If I drank all this beer
then I'd probably be wasted.
262
00:13:57,423 --> 00:14:00,091
Gonna stack it so high
even god'll taste it.
263
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,292
Done!
264
00:14:01,327 --> 00:14:03,745
F... E... D...
265
00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:05,697
Wait, what happened to the Baton?
266
00:14:05,731 --> 00:14:07,132
I got hungry. Just go!
267
00:14:08,801 --> 00:14:12,771
One. Two. Three!
268
00:14:14,573 --> 00:14:16,141
Yeah!
269
00:14:16,175 --> 00:14:19,677
- Yes!
- Oh, yeah!
270
00:14:19,712 --> 00:14:21,346
Oh, this ain't the whole party.
271
00:14:23,983 --> 00:14:26,551
Sorry.
272
00:14:26,581 --> 00:14:29,112
I get a little carried away sometimes.
273
00:14:29,255 --> 00:14:31,189
If that was a little,
I'd hate to see a lot.
274
00:14:33,059 --> 00:14:36,662
Yo, maybe I don't have
to win to get rid of him.
275
00:14:36,696 --> 00:14:39,932
Maybe if Ross sees the real
Riley, he'll get rid of her on his own.
276
00:14:41,201 --> 00:14:43,569
Wait, hold up.
You're not talking about unleashing
277
00:14:43,571 --> 00:14:47,190
Riley's ugly alter ego, Rigantor, are you?
278
00:14:47,274 --> 00:14:50,242
Deep down, there is no one
more competitive than Riley.
279
00:14:50,277 --> 00:14:52,011
She tries to keep it under control,
but you know what?
280
00:14:52,045 --> 00:14:54,464
I think we owe it to Ross to show him what's
really inside that...
281
00:14:54,548 --> 00:14:58,584
Super cute exterior with those
beautiful eyes and that kicky haircut.
282
00:15:03,824 --> 00:15:06,659
You really aren't over her, are you?
283
00:15:06,694 --> 00:15:08,194
Not even close.
284
00:15:14,301 --> 00:15:16,636
Nice. Picks up sweat and tears.
285
00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:22,175
After four rounds we are tied, 20-20.
286
00:15:22,209 --> 00:15:25,078
The last competition will
determine the Victor.
287
00:15:25,112 --> 00:15:29,249
Emma will once again draw from the
bucket for the Tie-Breaking Challenge.
288
00:15:29,283 --> 00:15:32,452
Oh, oh my god. She picked one.
All by herself.
289
00:15:32,486 --> 00:15:34,287
All right, what is it?
290
00:15:34,322 --> 00:15:37,924
Okay, well, here's an event that
hasn't been seen in a while.
291
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,097
A Riley specialty, I believe.
292
00:15:40,194 --> 00:15:43,597
I'd like to announce the
return of the Great Skate!
293
00:15:43,631 --> 00:15:45,399
- Oh, no!
- Sweet cherry pie!
294
00:15:46,968 --> 00:15:48,802
I thought we banned that game.
295
00:15:49,537 --> 00:15:52,506
Danny, Danny, you have to do it.
I mean, you skate for a living.
296
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:55,342
How many times do I have to say this?
297
00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:58,879
Ice skating and roller blading
are two completely different ideologies!
298
00:15:59,881 --> 00:16:01,148
What's the great skate?
299
00:16:02,017 --> 00:16:06,219
It's this game that takes me back to when I
used to play a lot of street hockey.
300
00:16:06,221 --> 00:16:08,065
You know, like most girls did.
301
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:11,368
And, I don't know, I just...
I get a little competitive.
302
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:14,186
A little? You flipped a Volkswagen.
303
00:16:14,363 --> 00:16:16,264
There was a family in it.
304
00:16:18,734 --> 00:16:21,903
You know, Riley, Tucker
is a champion Roller Dancer.
305
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,806
Three time all-state.
306
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:29,061
I even have a signature move named after me.
The Tuck and Duck.
307
00:16:29,511 --> 00:16:33,982
You have to do it, Riley. You're a grown
woman now. You can keep it in check.
308
00:16:34,016 --> 00:16:37,085
Okay, fine.
I guess one more time wouldn't hurt.
309
00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:39,120
- Yes!
- Yes!
310
00:16:40,122 --> 00:16:43,691
I was actually only two time all-state.
I don't know why I lied.
311
00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:50,899
Okay, Tucker. You remember the course.
Just keep your head down.
312
00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:52,433
Yeah.
313
00:16:52,468 --> 00:16:55,503
Hey, if I don't make it, just get to
my nightstand before my parents do.
314
00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:58,873
All right, now, stay off the main streets,
315
00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:01,509
and remember to cut through bleecker.
All right?
316
00:17:01,544 --> 00:17:03,445
God, it's been so long
since I've had skates on.
317
00:17:03,479 --> 00:17:04,980
I'm not sure I even remember how.
318
00:17:05,014 --> 00:17:07,482
But I'll give it my best shot.
319
00:17:07,516 --> 00:17:10,752
All right, skaters, to your marks.
320
00:17:10,786 --> 00:17:13,764
Now you be careful. You don't have as much
padding as you used to.
321
00:17:14,056 --> 00:17:16,825
And you know the rules. There are none.
322
00:17:16,859 --> 00:17:19,060
May the best team win.
323
00:17:19,095 --> 00:17:20,796
You don't stand a chance.
324
00:17:25,401 --> 00:17:28,470
Yes! Yeah! Yeah!
325
00:17:28,504 --> 00:17:30,939
You suck!
326
00:17:30,973 --> 00:17:32,541
Yeah!
327
00:17:39,649 --> 00:17:42,384
Okay, all right. Riley-Riley, just takeone from the bottom
328
00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:43,585
and put it on the top.
329
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,120
Okay, come on!
330
00:17:45,154 --> 00:17:46,922
I can't believe you shut down the elevator.
331
00:17:46,956 --> 00:17:48,264
You are pushing me to the brink, Perrin.
332
00:17:48,391 --> 00:17:50,326
No, I'm pushing you out the door.
333
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,095
No, not my tower!
334
00:17:53,129 --> 00:17:54,997
That's a 20 second penalty.
335
00:17:55,031 --> 00:17:56,632
You'll never beat me dobbs!
336
00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:58,500
Oh, I'm pretty sure I just did.
337
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:01,637
15, 14, 13...
338
00:18:01,671 --> 00:18:03,305
12... 11...
339
00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:05,541
Ten, nine, eight, seven,six, five,
four, three,two, one.
340
00:18:05,575 --> 00:18:07,610
Go, Riley, go! Yeah!
341
00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:13,082
Oh, here they come. Yes! Riley caught up!
342
00:18:13,116 --> 00:18:16,519
- Oh my god!
- Where's my goal? Where's my goal?
343
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,688
Oh, honey, you look so cute.
344
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,190
- Ow!
- Yes!
345
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,160
Hit the deck or die, boss man!
346
00:18:24,194 --> 00:18:25,828
- Ow!
- Yes!
347
00:18:25,863 --> 00:18:27,797
Yes! We've unleashed the beast!
348
00:18:27,831 --> 00:18:29,732
All right, come on, Riley.
Come on, come on, come on.
349
00:18:29,766 --> 00:18:31,067
Yes...
350
00:18:32,669 --> 00:18:34,991
Yes! I did it! I won!
351
00:18:35,005 --> 00:18:38,308
It was me! It was all me!
352
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:42,378
Yes!
353
00:18:44,848 --> 00:18:45,982
Yes!
354
00:18:46,016 --> 00:18:47,283
Oh my god...
355
00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:49,352
I know. You wouldn't think
that amount of ugly
356
00:18:49,386 --> 00:18:51,154
could come out of that amount of pretty.
357
00:18:51,188 --> 00:18:53,122
But don't worry,
better men than you have fled.
358
00:18:53,157 --> 00:18:55,925
So, no one will blame you.
Nice meeting you, buddy.
359
00:18:57,728 --> 00:19:00,230
That was amazing.
360
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,500
I don't think I've ever
been more attracted to you.
361
00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:04,701
Wait, what?
362
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,904
I haven't had this much fun since college.
363
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:11,241
Well, sorry you lost, honey, but...
364
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,176
I think I know how to make it up to you.
365
00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:15,378
Just let me take off my skates.
366
00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:18,181
Oh, no, no. Leave the skates on.
367
00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:25,222
Well, I hope you're happy.
368
00:19:25,256 --> 00:19:27,390
The girl of my dreams just
skated away with another man.
369
00:19:27,425 --> 00:19:28,825
What am I supposed to do now?
370
00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:30,660
I think it's time to move on, bro.
371
00:19:30,695 --> 00:19:33,163
If it was meant to be, it's meant to be.
372
00:19:33,197 --> 00:19:35,532
If you love something, set it free.
373
00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:37,000
Something about footprints.
374
00:19:38,436 --> 00:19:40,837
Just pick one and go with it.
375
00:19:40,872 --> 00:19:42,205
Well, the good news is
376
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,858
this is the first Wheeler
War that didn't end in the emergency room.
377
00:19:49,714 --> 00:19:51,481
I'll call 911.
378
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,925
No, he's a Roller Dancer. He'll be fine.
379
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,710
Sorry, boys.
380
00:20:01,712 --> 00:20:04,249
You might make, like, laundry
and food.
381
00:20:05,995 --> 00:20:07,162
Two pair.
382
00:20:07,204 --> 00:20:08,571
Three of a kind.
383
00:20:08,605 --> 00:20:10,039
Straight flush.
384
00:20:11,175 --> 00:20:12,875
I got nothing.
385
00:20:14,044 --> 00:20:15,745
I was bluffing.
386
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,947
And now I'm bored. This was fun.
387
00:20:17,981 --> 00:20:20,650
Oh, wait, mom. You forgot to pay up.
388
00:20:20,684 --> 00:20:22,118
Wait.
389
00:20:22,152 --> 00:20:24,132
You guys play this for actual money?
390
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,139
Jeez, lady, put some clothes on.
391
00:20:33,697 --> 00:20:37,500
You know, I don't think that
E.R. doctor knows what he's talking about.
392
00:20:37,534 --> 00:20:39,343
I feel fine.
393
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:46,703
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