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Okay, Emma, let's get these little piggies
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into this little pink sparkly market, okay?
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Oh, come on, these are too small too.
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Hey, if you're not careful,
you're going to be all feet and no head.
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Riley was supposed to
take her shoe shopping.
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You guys know where she's
been the last couple of days?
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I don't know. How should I know?
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Don't look at me. I haven't seen her.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
my girlfriend's waiting for her coffee.
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What's up with him?
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What? What? Oh, who, Danny?
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Danny? Uh, no, him and Riley had a thing.
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You know?
He said something, she said something back.
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That pretty much clears it up, right?
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I have amazing news!
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Evelyn is dead!
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What?
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Wait, you mean the sweet
old lady across the hall?
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Sweet? Please.
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Right now she's slow dancing with Satan.
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And I am going to pry the
listing for that apartment
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out of her cold, gnarled fingers.
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Well, I loved Evelyn.
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I mean, she used to let me
wonder around her apartment
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and put blue stickers on stuff
I could have after she died.
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I put stickers all over that place.
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I'm gonna be stickin' rich!
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You're a horrible person.
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Oh, okay, whatever you say,
realtor to the dead.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Can't we just agree
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you're both tied in the
horrible department?
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How could Riley ignore a
text about shoe shopping?
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God, I hope nothing's wrong.
Where the heck is she?
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So what do we think?
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Can we maybe get up and
put some clothes on today?
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Can I bring you a mirror and
show you what's going on here?
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Mom, what's the point?
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You know, I'd rather just stay
here where no one can see me
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and I can't ruin any more lives.
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Just mine, honey.
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I ruined everything with Ben and Danny.
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Oh my God! I thought you were gonna
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tell me you were pregnant...
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And by a Wheeler!
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Mom, I destroyed the relationship
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I waited my whole life for with Ben,
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and then I ruined the best
friendship I ever had with Danny
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by telling him I think
I'm in love with him?
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Oh, there's something new and disturbing.
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Why don't you go to your apartment
and call me? We can talk about it.
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I'm sort of turning this
into a crafting room.
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I don't really have an apartment anymore.
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I kind of gave up my lease.
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What?
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Oh, well, okay, maybe we can just
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move you into the basement
with your father.
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Mom, I just... you know,
I need a fresh start.
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A life without the wheelers.
They'll be better off without me.
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I agree.
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And you know what else
you'll be better off without?
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That hairdo.
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You kind of look like a lesbian.
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♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪
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♪ Can take your life
and change directions ♪
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- Sync and corrected by TheDelta -
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All right, thank you.
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Okay, well, Riley hasn't
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been to work all week,
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which her boss now knows.
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I may have gotten her in trouble.
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Mom, what the hell are you doing?
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Waiting for someone
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to come claim that old biddy,
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so I can get the listing
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and cash in.
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Ooh! It's showtime!
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Hello! I'm Bonnie.
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You must be Evelyn's beloved niece.
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- Granddaughter.
- Audrey.
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- Ashley.
- You sure? I like Audrey better.
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Evelyn and I were very close.
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I loved her like
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she was my own grandma.
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She hated you.
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Well, who's laughing now, Evelyn?
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Again, very sorry for your loss.
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Here's my card.
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Why don't you let me
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help you sell this place?
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I think we're good.
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Hey, ma, good news.
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I just heard that old lady
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you hated died!
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He's talking about my mother.
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Hi, I'm Ashley.
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Nice to meet you, Ashley.
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Oh my God! Danny Wheeler?
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I can't believe grandma never mentioned
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she lived across the
hall from a hockey star.
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Sweetie, your grandma didn't know
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she lived in an apartment.
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So are you a hockey fan?
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- Yeah, and a Danny Wheeler fan.
- Ah.
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I've never missed a game.
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I can tell you every
important play he's ever made.
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Well, that won't take too long.
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How about I make you a deal?
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You hook me up with this place
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and I'll hook you up
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with that face.
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Danny?
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Danny,
you need to go on a date with that girl
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and convince her to give me
the listing to that apartment.
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Great, just let me go tell my girlfriend.
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Thanks, sweetie. You're a good son.
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Mom, I'm not going to break
up with Robyn for you.
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Why not?
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Robyn is not the right girl for you.
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We have nothing in common,
and she never laughs at my jokes.
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Neither do I. Maybe you
and I should break up.
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Ooh, Ashley!
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So you thought things over?
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Actually, I'm looking for Tucker Dobbs.
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My grandma left something for him.
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Oh, I don't think that he's even...
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I'm here, I'm here! I'm home, I'm home!
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Oh God! I am so sorry. Poor Evelyn.
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I... I'm gonna miss her so much.
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You know, she was just such a
bright light in my dark...
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a shoe box?
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Okay,
unless that thing has three mink coats,
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two Tiffany lamps,
and an antique vanity mirror,
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me and you about to have some words.
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Who are you people?
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Oh! Nice work.
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Could you possibly be any more selfish?
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Ooh, is there any chance that
she left you the apartment?
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If so, I'd love to represent you.
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Oh, hell to the no!
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I didn't even put a sticker on this thing.
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Oh, my God, wait.
There's something inside of it.
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Maybe a key to a safety-deposit box.
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Ah, crap. Nothing.
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Wait.
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Wait, what's this?
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"My dear Tucker,
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"thank you for making my
final days on this earth
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"the best days of my life.
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"You were the grandson I never had."
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Oh, Evelyn, they took you too soon.
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"P.S.,
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"tell Bonnie I hate her."
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What?
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Oh, my God. I just got off the
phone with Riley's landlord.
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She gave up her apartment.
She moved back to Jersey.
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Nobody moves back to Jersey!
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Well, well, well,
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if it isn't everyone's favorite delinquent.
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Did you come to return my lawn gnome?
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That was 15 years ago.
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He was part of a pair...
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Gnomeo and Juliet.
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Okay, well, if it gives you closure,
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Gnomeo didn't suffer.
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He also didn't float. Is Riley home?
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- No!
- Mrs. perrin, please!
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Please, I need to talk to her.
I need to know what's wrong.
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Really? Haven't you done enough?
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No, wait. Haven't I done enough?
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Am I why she ran away?
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Mrs. perrin!
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Please talk to me.
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Come on, Danny.
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I'm not asking you to sleep with Ashley.
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Just make out with her!
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You know, maybe a little over-the-bra action
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until I get the listing.
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Robyn will never know.
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Mom,
I am not cheating on my girlfriend for you.
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I just did that once so you
could pass your driver's test.
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Never again!
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Miss Nussbaum still calls me.
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- Robyn!
- Hey, Mrs. Wheeler.
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Is Danny ready?
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Uh, Danny?
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Uh, sick as a dog.
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Yeah, in bed.
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Pretty serious cold-flu-strep-
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phlegmy-stomach-head thingy.
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That's horrible. Why didn't he call me?
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Uh, because he was too
busy calling the doctor,
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the drugstore, and his mother.
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Jeez, you are very self-centered.
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Yeah, all right,
he will get to you when he can,
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- or not, okay?
- Okay.
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- Well, tell him if he needs...
- Bye, bye, bye, bye!
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Hey, is that Robyn?
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Uh, Robyn? Yes.
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Yes, it was.
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Um, but she got an emergency
phone call from the courthouse.
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Either it was a motion she forgot to file
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or a file she forgot to motion.
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I wasn't really paying attention.
She's very dull.
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Wow, so she's standing me up?
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I didn't think of that.
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Yes. Yes, she is.
You should break up with her!
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Oh, Ashley! Huh?
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Got a little dinner there? Eating alone?
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Sad little to-go box.
Maybe Danny can join you?
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These are my grandma's ashes.
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Oh. Do you need a hug?
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Danny, take your shirt off.
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Mom!
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Look, Ashley, I'm sorry. You seem...
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mom!
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You seem like a really nice person,
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but I have a girlfriend who
my mom does not approve of.
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But you know what?
I don't need her approval.
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Right, mom?
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Damn.
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Ben. Oh, my God.
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Ben, what are you doing here?
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I'm not allowed to have boys over.
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Riley, you can't run away from home.
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Well, run away to home... from your home.
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Whatever. Riley, you
can't run away from me.
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Ben, haven't I done enough damage?
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- Oh!
- Oh, Ben!
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You have now!
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You okay?
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Oh, honey, I'm so, so, so sorry.
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Are you comfy? Hungry? In pain?
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- Ah!
- Oh my God! Are you in pain?
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Well, my lawn is.
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The lawn is dented.
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You dented my lawn.
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No, no, no, this is all my fault.
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He has to spend the night.
You have to spend the night.
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Well, how about we put
him on the curb instead?
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I'd say, you know,
we could put him in a white trash bag,
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but that's a little redundant.
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Mom, could you be cool just, like, once?
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You're embarrassing me.
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Why don't you go make Ben something to eat?
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And I will fix up the guest bedroom for him.
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Fine. But if I wake up and
that cat is shaved again,
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there will be hell to pay!
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I didn't shave that cat.
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I waxed it.
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Riley, why are you here?
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Did you come home because
of what happened between us?
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Ben, I really,
I just... I don't want to talk about it.
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- Well...
- And please don't touch my beanie babies.
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- Hello?
- Danny, hey.
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Look, we have a situation.
I need you to ask mom to watch Emma
257
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and get out here a.S.A.P. It's Riley.
258
00:11:07,222 --> 00:11:09,473
Oh. I'm pretty busy right now, Ben.
259
00:11:09,573 --> 00:11:12,275
Okay, whatever you guys are
fighting about right now,
260
00:11:12,275 --> 00:11:13,810
you need to forget it, okay?
261
00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:16,213
We're not fighting.
She just said something I liked
262
00:11:16,213 --> 00:11:18,415
and then said something I didn't like,
263
00:11:18,415 --> 00:11:22,085
so I said... okay, maybe we're fighting.
264
00:11:22,085 --> 00:11:23,553
Danny, you could...
265
00:11:26,123 --> 00:11:27,958
are you okay?
266
00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:30,827
Oh, just... yeah, I'm okay.
I was just trying so hard to walk.
267
00:11:30,827 --> 00:11:32,496
I don't want to be a burden to you, Riley.
268
00:11:32,496 --> 00:11:34,064
- I just...
- Oh, it's okay.
269
00:11:34,064 --> 00:11:35,265
It's okay.
270
00:11:37,268 --> 00:11:39,036
Ooh, ooh, here she is.
271
00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:40,971
Okay, I'm counting on you, Emma.
272
00:11:41,005 --> 00:11:42,940
Okay, you ready? Yeah. Okay.
273
00:11:42,974 --> 00:11:45,843
Oh, Ashley, thank God you're here.
274
00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:46,638
What's wrong?
275
00:11:46,663 --> 00:11:49,680
My son Ben is having some
kind of crisis in Jersey
276
00:11:49,714 --> 00:11:51,982
and he needs me,
but I can't find anybody to watch Emma.
277
00:11:52,016 --> 00:11:54,585
Oh, thank God. Thank you so much.
You're a real life-saver.
278
00:11:54,619 --> 00:11:55,786
Everything you need is right here
279
00:11:55,820 --> 00:11:57,721
and I shouldn't be gone for more than....
280
00:11:57,755 --> 00:11:59,423
So just call me if you got any problems.
281
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,725
- I don't have your num...
- Bye bye now!
282
00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:04,428
Hey, mom, you know where my... oh!
283
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,196
Ashley, um...
284
00:12:06,231 --> 00:12:08,165
I was just, um...
285
00:12:08,199 --> 00:12:10,367
Your mom made me watch her.
She just said no one was in here.
286
00:12:10,401 --> 00:12:12,136
I should get some pants.
287
00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:15,105
So can I ask you a hockey question?
288
00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:17,007
It's a game played on skates
289
00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:19,109
and the object is to get
the puck into the net.
290
00:12:19,144 --> 00:12:20,878
- It's kind of simple.
- No.
291
00:12:20,912 --> 00:12:23,046
The game against the Canucks when
you were robbed of the hat trick?
292
00:12:23,081 --> 00:12:25,015
That's because Horvat tripped you,
wasn't it?
293
00:12:25,049 --> 00:12:27,518
Yeah. Nobody saw that.
294
00:12:27,552 --> 00:12:28,585
I did.
295
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:30,420
I see everything you do.
296
00:12:33,591 --> 00:12:35,526
Oh my God, you do that too?
297
00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:37,194
You should listen to 2C.
298
00:12:37,228 --> 00:12:38,228
I do.
299
00:12:38,263 --> 00:12:39,363
I think she's leaving Gary.
300
00:12:39,397 --> 00:12:40,497
Well, you know he cheatin'!
301
00:12:40,532 --> 00:12:43,267
With 3B!
302
00:12:43,301 --> 00:12:45,135
Oh, you know what? You can't go in here.
303
00:12:45,170 --> 00:12:46,870
Danny's with Ashley.
304
00:12:48,006 --> 00:12:50,007
Oh, hey, cover for me.
305
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:51,074
Tucker?
306
00:12:56,748 --> 00:12:58,782
Ahem. If anyone asks,
307
00:12:58,816 --> 00:13:02,386
you have not seen me. I just need to
find somewhere to stash the ashes.
308
00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:04,454
Then I'm giving Evelyn
the funeral she deserves.
309
00:13:04,489 --> 00:13:07,591
- And the coat?
- Hey, I dot it, I got it.
310
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,426
Hi again.
311
00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:11,295
I brought Danny some soup
to make him feel better.
312
00:13:11,329 --> 00:13:12,429
You're too late!
313
00:13:12,463 --> 00:13:14,464
He's, um... he's gone.
314
00:13:14,499 --> 00:13:16,400
What?
315
00:13:16,434 --> 00:13:19,002
It was just a cold!
316
00:13:19,037 --> 00:13:20,871
How could this happen?
317
00:13:20,905 --> 00:13:22,806
Not dead.
318
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:25,909
He's downstairs doing laundry.
319
00:13:25,944 --> 00:13:27,678
Yeah, yeah, let me show you where he's at.
320
00:13:27,712 --> 00:13:29,846
Oh, thank God you're pretty.
321
00:13:31,616 --> 00:13:33,717
Ben, just let it go, please.
322
00:13:33,751 --> 00:13:36,486
I promise everyone will be
better off without me around.
323
00:13:36,521 --> 00:13:38,255
Nothing will be better without you.
324
00:13:38,289 --> 00:13:40,190
I ruined a perfect friendship.
325
00:13:40,225 --> 00:13:42,192
That's not true.
I'll never stop being your friend.
326
00:13:42,227 --> 00:13:43,393
Actually, I meant...
327
00:13:43,428 --> 00:13:45,195
look, I get it. I messed up.
328
00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:47,331
I pushed you away and now you
don't think we can just be friends.
329
00:13:47,365 --> 00:13:50,133
But we can. I can.
330
00:13:50,168 --> 00:13:52,236
What about Danny?
331
00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:53,837
What about him?
332
00:13:53,871 --> 00:13:55,872
You'll forget about whatever
you're fighting about.
333
00:13:55,907 --> 00:13:57,808
He can't survive without you.
334
00:13:57,842 --> 00:13:58,942
Did he say that?
335
00:13:58,977 --> 00:14:01,545
Yes.
336
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:04,781
Of course. Totally. Riley, he needs you.
337
00:14:04,816 --> 00:14:07,317
Don't you know that? We all need you.
338
00:14:07,352 --> 00:14:09,253
Really?
339
00:14:10,521 --> 00:14:11,588
Okay.
340
00:14:11,623 --> 00:14:13,190
Okay?
341
00:14:13,224 --> 00:14:15,225
Okay, you'll come back?
342
00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:17,094
All right. Oh, come here!
343
00:14:17,128 --> 00:14:19,096
All right, let me pack your stuff.
344
00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:22,032
All right, you can stay with
us until you find something.
345
00:14:22,066 --> 00:14:24,134
I won't be weird, I promise.
346
00:14:25,203 --> 00:14:28,171
Oh my God.
347
00:14:28,206 --> 00:14:31,808
I'm all healed. It's a miracle.
348
00:14:33,858 --> 00:14:36,320
My God, I can't believe
you just lied to me.
349
00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:38,221
- No, Riley, I...
- No, thank you, thank you
350
00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:40,056
for proving that I made the right decision.
351
00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:40,926
What decision?
352
00:14:40,951 --> 00:14:44,093
There is a position open
at my firm in Buffalo.
353
00:14:44,128 --> 00:14:46,596
You know,
it's the other city that never sleeps.
354
00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:49,699
And I'm taking it. Now go away.
355
00:14:49,733 --> 00:14:53,603
I'll give you a 10-second head start...
356
00:14:53,637 --> 00:14:56,306
Then we'll find out if you float.
357
00:14:58,609 --> 00:15:02,245
Oh, I waxed the cat.
358
00:15:11,989 --> 00:15:15,124
Ah. Oh, look, Danny! Look who's here!
359
00:15:15,159 --> 00:15:18,161
- Oh, now who would put this here? God.
- No!
360
00:15:18,195 --> 00:15:19,762
What?
361
00:15:19,797 --> 00:15:21,998
Oh. Oh, darn it!
362
00:15:22,032 --> 00:15:23,062
Now we're locked in.
363
00:15:23,087 --> 00:15:25,535
Now why would you do that?
Can't you read?
364
00:15:25,569 --> 00:15:26,736
No!
365
00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:28,771
I can't.
366
00:15:28,806 --> 00:15:30,807
And now you're making me feel bad
367
00:15:30,841 --> 00:15:32,742
about my lack of education.
368
00:15:34,511 --> 00:15:38,114
And I got this scar from the Detroit game.
369
00:15:38,148 --> 00:15:40,083
I tripped coming out of the locker room.
370
00:15:40,117 --> 00:15:43,286
Okay, people,
we have an emergency situation.
371
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,089
We need to stage a friend-ervention
and bring Riley home.
372
00:15:46,123 --> 00:15:48,057
Dude, why don't you just leave her alone?
373
00:15:48,092 --> 00:15:50,126
- I know that's my plan.
- She's leaving, Danny.
374
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,028
She's moving to Buffalo.
375
00:15:52,062 --> 00:15:53,863
I tried to stop her,
but she won't listen to me.
376
00:15:53,897 --> 00:15:56,566
Maybe she'll listen to you. Please help me.
377
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,734
It's not that easy.
378
00:15:57,768 --> 00:15:59,769
Yes, it is! She's your best friend.
379
00:15:59,803 --> 00:16:02,372
Oh, you should never fight with friends.
380
00:16:02,406 --> 00:16:04,207
Sometimes they're all you have.
381
00:16:04,241 --> 00:16:05,441
Yeah, what she said.
382
00:16:05,476 --> 00:16:07,343
And who are you?
383
00:16:07,378 --> 00:16:09,379
I'm Evelyn's granddaughter.
384
00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:13,950
Oh. She hated my mom.
385
00:16:13,984 --> 00:16:16,953
Any chance she had a car?
386
00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:22,859
Oh, I swear, I thought we would never
387
00:16:22,893 --> 00:16:24,794
get him back from that firehouse.
388
00:16:24,828 --> 00:16:28,865
You leave one kid in a basket as a joke.
You know, come on!
389
00:16:28,899 --> 00:16:30,533
You're hilarious.
390
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:31,668
I know.
391
00:16:31,702 --> 00:16:34,470
Oh. You know what, Robyn?
392
00:16:34,505 --> 00:16:36,339
I think I was wrong about you.
393
00:16:36,373 --> 00:16:38,541
I didn't think you and Danny
were right for each other.
394
00:16:38,575 --> 00:16:41,377
Haven't been so sure either,
395
00:16:41,412 --> 00:16:43,379
but after hearing all
these stories about him,
396
00:16:43,414 --> 00:16:46,082
I really want to keep trying.
He really is special.
397
00:16:46,116 --> 00:16:49,886
Yep, and I've got the bus pass to prove it.
398
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,954
Look, I'm sorry I locked you in here
399
00:16:51,989 --> 00:16:53,856
and tried to break you and Danny up.
400
00:16:53,891 --> 00:16:55,858
I just really wanted that apartment listing.
401
00:16:55,893 --> 00:16:58,594
What? You were trying to break us up?
402
00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:01,731
No.
403
00:17:01,765 --> 00:17:05,768
No. No, it's just...
it's one of my stories.
404
00:17:05,803 --> 00:17:08,371
You know? They're not all true.
405
00:17:09,606 --> 00:17:12,542
Oh, do you have any quarters, huh?
406
00:17:12,576 --> 00:17:15,311
That'd be fun, huh?
407
00:17:25,923 --> 00:17:27,990
- Riley!
- Ah, these are mine!
408
00:17:28,025 --> 00:17:29,792
Riley?
409
00:17:31,829 --> 00:17:34,597
Ben?
410
00:17:34,631 --> 00:17:35,698
What are you all doing here?
411
00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:36,833
You can't leave us.
412
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:38,468
We won't let you.
413
00:17:38,502 --> 00:17:40,737
Okay? Emma needs you.
You're her role model...
414
00:17:40,771 --> 00:17:44,373
You know, when you're not in the
middle of a nervous breakdown.
415
00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:45,575
Who are you?
416
00:17:45,609 --> 00:17:47,343
Oh, I'm Ashley.
417
00:17:47,377 --> 00:17:49,479
My grandma Evelyn lived across
the hall from these guys.
418
00:17:49,513 --> 00:17:52,248
She's dead. I got her car.
419
00:17:52,282 --> 00:17:54,350
Oh, I loved Evelyn.
420
00:17:54,384 --> 00:17:57,920
We used to get together and
complain about Mrs. Wheeler.
421
00:17:57,955 --> 00:18:00,089
Focus, people.
422
00:18:00,124 --> 00:18:01,891
Hey, sorry I'm late.
423
00:18:01,925 --> 00:18:03,726
I was looking for a park for Evelyn.
424
00:18:03,761 --> 00:18:05,027
What are you doing with those ashes?
425
00:18:05,062 --> 00:18:07,630
You may not care about your grandmother,
426
00:18:07,664 --> 00:18:09,799
but I loved her, and she was special to me.
427
00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:12,635
And I'm going to give her
the burial that she deserves.
428
00:18:12,669 --> 00:18:13,770
That's sweet,
429
00:18:13,804 --> 00:18:15,605
but that's not my grandma.
430
00:18:15,639 --> 00:18:18,307
That's her cat, wilton.
431
00:18:18,342 --> 00:18:19,709
Oh.
432
00:18:19,743 --> 00:18:24,113
I guess that explains the bell.
433
00:18:24,148 --> 00:18:27,316
You know, I can see now why she loved you.
434
00:18:27,351 --> 00:18:30,253
I guess that's why she gave you that
figurine worth thousands of dollars.
435
00:18:30,287 --> 00:18:34,190
Our friendship was worth way more than...
what?
436
00:18:34,224 --> 00:18:36,959
Okay, people, can we get
back on track here?
437
00:18:36,994 --> 00:18:39,128
Riley, this is why we need you.
438
00:18:39,163 --> 00:18:41,697
Everyone falls apart without you.
439
00:18:41,732 --> 00:18:42,932
Everyone?
440
00:18:42,966 --> 00:18:45,968
Danny,
she's been there for you your whole life.
441
00:18:46,003 --> 00:18:47,670
Be there for her now.
442
00:18:47,704 --> 00:18:50,640
You don't understand.
I'm still mad about what you said.
443
00:18:50,674 --> 00:18:53,476
Well, I didn't mean to say
what I said when I said it.
444
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:55,745
But once I felt it, I couldn't not say it.
445
00:18:55,779 --> 00:18:59,248
I don't know what either
one of you are saying.
446
00:18:59,283 --> 00:19:01,384
I'm saying she hurt me.
447
00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:02,518
I'm saying I'm sorry.
448
00:19:02,553 --> 00:19:04,554
And I'm saying get over it.
449
00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:08,057
Can you, Danny? Please?
450
00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:12,295
I guess so.
451
00:19:12,329 --> 00:19:14,363
Really?
452
00:19:14,398 --> 00:19:16,032
Yeah.
453
00:19:16,066 --> 00:19:19,068
I miss my friend. You need to come home.
454
00:19:19,102 --> 00:19:20,436
Okay.
455
00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:23,339
I mean, if that's what you all want.
456
00:19:23,373 --> 00:19:24,974
Wait, really?
457
00:19:25,008 --> 00:19:26,342
It worked?
458
00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:29,011
I did it? I did it!
459
00:19:29,046 --> 00:19:30,112
Yay, me!
460
00:19:32,382 --> 00:19:34,116
Mom.
461
00:19:34,151 --> 00:19:36,986
Uh, did you hear all that?
462
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:38,354
I sure did, honey.
463
00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:42,024
If you hurry,
I bet you could catch a ride home.
464
00:19:42,059 --> 00:19:43,459
I love you, mom.
465
00:19:43,493 --> 00:19:46,162
I love you too, sweetie.
466
00:19:46,196 --> 00:19:48,164
I took all the candy out of your suitcase.
467
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:56,742
Look, I just wanted to say
I'm so happy we're back
468
00:19:56,776 --> 00:19:58,710
to being, well, us,
469
00:19:58,745 --> 00:20:01,780
and I promise I will not interfere
with you and Robyn anymore.
470
00:20:01,815 --> 00:20:04,817
Actually, Robyn and I broke up.
471
00:20:04,851 --> 00:20:05,884
You did?
472
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,054
You did?
473
00:20:09,088 --> 00:20:11,790
It's cool. I'm dating Ashley now.
474
00:20:11,825 --> 00:20:14,660
Well, that was super fast.
475
00:20:14,694 --> 00:20:15,727
But, um, don't worry about me.
476
00:20:15,762 --> 00:20:18,831
I will not interfere with your love life.
477
00:20:18,865 --> 00:20:20,799
In fact, unless you need me,
478
00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:22,701
you won't even notice I'm around, okay?
479
00:20:22,735 --> 00:20:24,870
Okay. Were you able to get a new place?
480
00:20:24,904 --> 00:20:28,006
Yeah, yeah. The location is awesome.
481
00:20:29,876 --> 00:20:32,711
I'll see you around, neighbor.
482
00:20:35,748 --> 00:20:38,817
She rented it to Riley?
483
00:20:38,852 --> 00:20:41,787
Well played, Evelyn.
484
00:20:41,821 --> 00:20:43,055
Well played!
485
00:20:43,089 --> 00:20:44,923
Ah!
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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