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You know, Emma...
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My mother always told me
that the way to a man's heart
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was through his stomach...
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Which is exactly where she shot
grandpa when she caught him cheating.
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Hey, mom, what's going on?
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Is it just me,
or when I left did I only have one baby?
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This is Dylan from daycare.
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They're on their first playdate.
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Uh, no, no, that's impossible,
because my daughter will not be dating.
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Ever.
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I wish I had a playdate.
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I mean, it's not right that
Emma's getting some and I'm not.
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And you're not gonna be right
if you ever use the words
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"Emma" and "getting some"
in the same sentence again.
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Hey, punk.
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I was your age once, okay.
I know exactly what you're thinking.
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I'm watching you, Dylan.
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Oh, wait,
did you... did you just wink at her?
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Oh, no, no, no, nope.
No, we're done. Let's go.
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Wow, she really is getting more than me.
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I forgot, man. I'm sorry.
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You're dead.
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♪ It's amazing how
the unexpected ♪
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♪ can take your life
and change direction ♪
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Oh...
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Doing a little online lady shopping, I see.
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Very nice!
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Here, click on her.
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Why? She's not gonna click me back,
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and I'll spend all weekend clicking myself.
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Tucker...
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Come on, man, where's your confidence?
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Here, let me show you how this
is supposed to work, all right.
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Like... like...
Like, like, like, like, like.
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Dude, what are you doing?
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You're not even seeing if we're compatible.
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Compatible? She likes guys, you like girls.
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If you're lucky, she also likes girls.
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It's practically fate.
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That's what you're calling fate these days?
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The modern dating
world is a cold place.
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Just filled with devices.
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And not the fun kind.
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Back in my day,
we had a little thing called romance.
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Yeah, you also had a little
thing called the plague.
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Look, I'm just saying, Tucker,
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that you need to put yourself out there
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and let love find you.
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You know,
I met your dad when accidentally dumped
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his tuna surprise in my
lap in the cafeteria.
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Oh...
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He felt so bad about it he
drove me home and that was that.
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Actually, "that" became Danny.
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Well, buck up, Tuck.
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I'm sure the woman of your
dreams is just around the corner.
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- You really think so?
- I don't know.
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I'm just spitballing,
trying to make you feel better.
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Mom, wait.
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I think you're right.
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That's exactly what I want
you to put on my tombstone.
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Tucker just needs some real romance in
his life to get his confidence back.
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So we're gonna give him a secret admirer.
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A fake one, since I'm not quite
sure where to find the real kind.
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Benjamin Bon Jovi Wheeler.
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That is wrong and deceitful,
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and as your mother,
I would just like to say,
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I've never been prouder. I'm in.
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Oh, hi. What's going on?
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Right now, wondering where I can
get my hands on a burner phone
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so I can send text messages
from a hot girl to Tucker.
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Seriously, why do I even ask?
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Wheeler, hey. So...
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Here is the suitcase you wanted to borrow.
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Going somewhere fun? I can join,
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because I am single and in the city.
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Ooh, that might be kind of awkward.
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Robyn and I are going away for
our first weekend together.
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Okay. Yeah, yeah.
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That would be awkward.
Maybe you shouldn't bring her.
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I'm just kidding.
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First weekend away, alone.
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That should be, uh...
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- Telling.
- Nah, we'll be fine.
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We're good together.
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Which I guess is kind of
the opposite of you and Ben.
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You ready to talk about that yet?
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What happened anyway?
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Oh...
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You know us. We just couldn't
get ourselves on the same page.
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That's one of the reasons
Robyn and I get along so well.
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Neither of us likes to read.
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So, uh, I'm an idiot.
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I'm sad and desperate.
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I win.
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He looked me right in the eye,
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and said, "so what happened, anyway?"
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Why didn't I just say, "you happened.
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You are what happened.
That's what happened"?
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What's happening right now?
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Why don't I just tell him that I like him?
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W-wait.
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Wait, are you saying that you
finally realized that you like Danny?
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Well, congratulations!
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You're officially the last to know.
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No, no.
Actually, Danny is the last one to know.
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Tucker, I have to tell him.
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I mean, I will not keep my
feelings bottled up this time.
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And he's about to go off
for the weekend with Robyn,
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so I need to get in there before he...
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Gets in there.
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Wait, Ben, Ben, Ben.
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You are not going to believe this.
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I have a secret admirer.
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What? Whoa, man. That's crazy.
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I, for one, am completely shocked.
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Shocked, I say.
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Oh my God, it's her.
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Dude, she's gorgeous.
She just sent me a picture.
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Really, a picture?
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Wow.
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Seems kind of odd for a secret admirer.
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Obviously someone is a
little unclear on the rules.
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And the Tuckster is back.
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Yes...
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See? There's the guy we've been missing.
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Now, you get out there,
and you like some girls, man.
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Like... like... ooh.
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Hi.
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You seriously could not be any cuter.
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Any chance I could buy you a drink?
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Wow, I'm flattered.
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But I kind of have a girlfriend, so...
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That's right, ladies. Spoken for.
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I'm sorry.
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I saw you looking.
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Wheeler! Wheeler!
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Oh, hey. What are you doing here?
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Oh,
I just wanted to talk to you about something.
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When you're done. Nothing important.
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Just sort of urgent. Kind of.
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Sure, 10 minutes.
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- Hi.
- Oh my God.
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Robyn, hi.
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Sorry, I didn't see you there.
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Otherwise, I would have
said something like,
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"hi, Robyn."
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I just came by to watch Danny practice.
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You know, like I always do.
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Nothing suspicious about that.
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No, not at all.
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But I was thinking maybe you
and I could talk as well.
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We need to figure out
how we fit into his life.
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Fit into his life?
Well, I'm his best friend.
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So I think we're cool.
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Come on, Riley. Don't even.
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He can tell me a million times that
you don't have feelings for him...
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he talks about me?
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But I am not believing it from you.
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So I'm hoping you can
just give us some space.
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Well, that's not really up to me.
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Oh,
I'll handle the Danny end of it.
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You're the one who needs to back off.
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Back off?
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Uh,
I will back off when I'm ready to back off,
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and I'm not ready.
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In fact, I am backing on.
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Hm, well, we'll see.
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Oh, sorry.
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My bad.
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Seriously, you just did that on purpose.
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Why would I do that?
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I don't know, same reason I did this.
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Could you be any more childish?
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Oh, I don't know. Let's see.
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Hey!
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- Danny!
- Danny!
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All right, Emma.
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Let's give this dating site a whirl.
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Dated him.
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Dated him. Dated him.
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Wait a minute. What is this?
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Oh, it's my contacts. Never mind.
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I know.
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Mom, what is the matter with you?
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Why did you send Tucker a
picture of his secret admirer?
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Who is now not so secret.
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Oh, calm down.
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I bought some new picture frames,
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and I thought that the
girl that came with them
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made a nice girlfriend for Tucker.
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See?
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She skis.
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She also doesn't exist.
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Which is a good thing,
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because she's not really his secret admirer.
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Jeez, keep up.
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Oh my God. I found her.
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I actually found my secret admirer.
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- I'm sorry, what?
- Yeah.
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I was coming out of the bar,
and there she was.
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It really is fate.
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Talked to her?
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No, I didn't.
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I ran after her, but I lost her when she
turned into that big building on the corner,
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which means I now know where she works,
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which means it's only a matter of
time before we meet face to face.
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Well, he seems happy.
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So I say, job well done.
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Yay, us.
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So I'll see you tomorrow.
Or not, I'm kind of busy.
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Whoa, you are not going anywhere
until we figure out what to do.
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God, maybe I should just tell him the truth.
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The truth? That never helped anybody.
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Look,
we just need to get to her before he does.
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How hard can it be to
find a model in New York?
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You'd be surprised.
I've been trying for years.
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You know, this is all your fault.
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My fault? This is so your fault.
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Ladies, how about we focus on Danny,
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and not worry about who did what to whom.
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Okay, you mean what she did to me, right?
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I just want to be clear on who's the who,
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and who's the whom.
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Danny's a little out of it right now,
but he'll be fine.
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I'll be back in a few minutes.
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Hopefully to an empty room.
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Well, thanks for stopping by.
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I think I got it from here.
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Oh, if you did, maybe it wouldn't have
taken you 20 years to figure it out.
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Danny, hi. It's me, Riley.
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I'm here for you.
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Danny, it's me, Robyn.
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I was actually here for you first.
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I love you R...
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Oh my God.
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I can't believe he said he loves me.
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He didn't say he loves you.
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He said he loves me, Robyn.
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I'm sorry, how did you get Robyn from that?
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He was clearly trying to say,
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I love you, Ruh-ley.
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He was saying Robyn.
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Uh, no, I'm pretty sure it was Ruh-ley.
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- Clearly Robyn.
- Riley.
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- It was Robyn.
- Riley.
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I'm sorry if I'm a little confused.
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My agent was pretty unclear about
the details of the job, so...
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You know, I used to be a model.
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What are you, like, 5'3 ", 5'4"?
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I bet you don't even ski.
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Look, Christine,
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it's not really a modeling job
so much as it is an acting job.
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We need you to pretend to be
our friend's secret admirer.
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It's super easy.
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- I'm still not following.
- Honey, I got this.
257
00:10:56,244 --> 00:10:57,210
I speak model.
258
00:10:57,245 --> 00:10:59,079
Hi. Hi.
259
00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:03,350
We will pay you
260
00:11:03,384 --> 00:11:07,888
100 American dollars
261
00:11:07,922 --> 00:11:09,823
to like our friend.
262
00:11:10,992 --> 00:11:12,959
I'm a model,
263
00:11:12,994 --> 00:11:13,994
not an escort.
264
00:11:14,962 --> 00:11:17,531
Pretty fine line sometimes, if I recall.
265
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,668
Look, you don't understand.
We only want you to date him
266
00:11:21,702 --> 00:11:23,570
long enough to break up with him.
267
00:11:23,604 --> 00:11:26,239
Gently, or, you know,
whatever $100 will get us.
268
00:11:27,308 --> 00:11:29,376
You two are horrible people.
269
00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:30,410
I'm out of here.
270
00:11:30,445 --> 00:11:33,413
- Uh...
- Uh, w-wait, he's dying!
271
00:11:33,448 --> 00:11:35,115
- What?
- What?
272
00:11:35,149 --> 00:11:37,117
He's only got six weeks left to live,
273
00:11:37,151 --> 00:11:38,919
and his dying wish was
that he got to meet you.
274
00:11:39,921 --> 00:11:41,021
Really?
275
00:11:41,055 --> 00:11:43,757
Oh my God. Okay, well...
276
00:11:43,791 --> 00:11:45,859
I can't say no to a dying man's last wish.
277
00:11:45,893 --> 00:11:48,862
Neither could we. That's why we're here.
278
00:11:53,401 --> 00:11:55,302
Oh, Danny, I'm so sorry.
279
00:11:56,437 --> 00:11:58,338
I should have just told you how I feel.
280
00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:03,243
But I guess I'm still figuring it out too,
you know.
281
00:12:03,277 --> 00:12:05,011
I mean...
282
00:12:05,046 --> 00:12:06,346
I like Danny Wheeler.
283
00:12:08,015 --> 00:12:09,282
Oh my God, how crazy is that?
284
00:12:12,119 --> 00:12:13,186
It's true.
285
00:12:14,789 --> 00:12:15,922
I do.
286
00:12:17,492 --> 00:12:20,694
Oh, now if I could just find the courage
to say that to you when you're awake.
287
00:12:37,746 --> 00:12:40,681
Ladies and gentlemen, I direct
your attention to the center line.
288
00:12:42,684 --> 00:12:45,619
You know, Tucker...
First date, complete stranger,
289
00:12:45,654 --> 00:12:47,555
I probably wouldn't set
my expectations too high.
290
00:12:47,589 --> 00:12:48,789
Dude...
291
00:12:48,824 --> 00:12:51,525
All I've done is cleared her a drawer,
updated my status,
292
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,294
and bought a few wedding magazines.
293
00:12:54,362 --> 00:12:55,563
But you barely know her.
294
00:12:55,597 --> 00:12:58,232
She's a model, and she likes me.
295
00:12:58,266 --> 00:12:59,366
What are you not seeing?
296
00:13:00,368 --> 00:13:02,203
Yeah, well, you got a point.
297
00:13:02,237 --> 00:13:04,205
Hey, if it doesn't work out,
you mind if I hit on her?
298
00:13:06,808 --> 00:13:08,109
- You think you got it?
- I got it.
299
00:13:08,143 --> 00:13:11,679
Ironically,
I actually do kind of want to be an actress.
300
00:13:11,713 --> 00:13:13,781
Just find him, break up with him,
301
00:13:13,815 --> 00:13:15,950
and try not to mention
the whole dying thing.
302
00:13:15,984 --> 00:13:17,818
He's kind of sensitive about it.
303
00:13:17,853 --> 00:13:19,520
Right. Here is his picture.
304
00:13:20,555 --> 00:13:22,523
Oh my God. Is this him?
305
00:13:22,557 --> 00:13:24,258
I love this guy.
306
00:13:24,292 --> 00:13:26,427
Okay. You actually are a good actress.
307
00:13:26,461 --> 00:13:28,295
No,
I see him in the neighborhood all the time,
308
00:13:28,330 --> 00:13:30,131
and I have a total crush on him.
I've just...
309
00:13:30,165 --> 00:13:32,299
I've never been brave
enough to go up and say hi.
310
00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:36,137
Okay, let's not get all improv-y on me here.
311
00:13:36,171 --> 00:13:39,206
I'm a cat, trapped in a dryer,
playing maracas.
312
00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:40,908
I'm not making this up.
313
00:13:40,942 --> 00:13:42,877
He really is my secret crush.
314
00:13:42,911 --> 00:13:44,879
Really?
315
00:13:44,913 --> 00:13:46,647
Maybe it is fate.
316
00:13:46,681 --> 00:13:50,451
I just can't believe he's dying.
This is so sad.
317
00:13:50,485 --> 00:13:52,653
Yeah, yeah. It sure is.
318
00:13:52,687 --> 00:13:54,722
Now get out there and break his heart.
319
00:13:56,258 --> 00:13:58,225
Oh! Oh! Oh!
320
00:13:58,260 --> 00:13:59,460
Come on, ref!
321
00:13:59,494 --> 00:14:02,363
Why don't you bend over and
use your good eye next time!
322
00:14:02,397 --> 00:14:04,365
- Hey.
- Hi, Robyn.
323
00:14:04,399 --> 00:14:07,168
Please notice that I am currently unarmed.
324
00:14:09,204 --> 00:14:11,939
Canceled I'm just here
to say our weekend away.
325
00:14:11,973 --> 00:14:13,874
He hopes I understand,
and I hope you're happy.
326
00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:16,177
Is it bad if I say I am?
327
00:14:16,211 --> 00:14:18,045
Because I really am.
328
00:14:18,079 --> 00:14:20,080
Robyn, I'm so sorry, but...
329
00:14:20,115 --> 00:14:22,616
I really think Danny and I
are meant to be together.
330
00:14:22,651 --> 00:14:23,817
Whatever.
331
00:14:24,786 --> 00:14:26,820
- That's right, let's go!
- Okay then, so..
332
00:14:26,855 --> 00:14:28,489
I'll see you at work.
333
00:14:34,763 --> 00:14:39,066
So in the end, I learned the difference
between dolphins and porpoises,
334
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:42,102
but I am definitely not
allowed back into the aquarium.
335
00:14:45,207 --> 00:14:46,941
What?
336
00:14:46,975 --> 00:14:49,043
Why do bad things happen to good people?
337
00:14:50,078 --> 00:14:51,612
It's so unfair.
338
00:14:52,814 --> 00:14:54,848
Good point. Deep thought.
339
00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:56,750
Anyway,
I'm gonna go grab us some beer and pretzels.
340
00:14:56,785 --> 00:14:58,552
No, no, I'll go. Please.
341
00:14:58,587 --> 00:14:59,720
You shouldn't exert yourself.
342
00:15:05,493 --> 00:15:06,627
- Hey, man.
- Oh my...
343
00:15:06,661 --> 00:15:09,129
look, dude, I am so sorry.
I just saw her take off.
344
00:15:09,164 --> 00:15:11,465
Just so you know, it's all right to cry.
345
00:15:11,499 --> 00:15:13,267
Not here, but later.
346
00:15:14,269 --> 00:15:15,970
Dude, she loves me.
347
00:15:16,004 --> 00:15:18,305
She keeps telling me how much she's gonna
miss me, and she's just getting pretzels.
348
00:15:20,075 --> 00:15:22,109
Can no one follow directions? Go
349
00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:24,778
forget to tell her I want light beer.
350
00:15:24,813 --> 00:15:26,914
You know, now that I'm dating a model,
the pressure's on.
351
00:15:30,719 --> 00:15:33,554
- Oh, hey, is that...
- Whoo! Let's go Rangers!
352
00:15:40,228 --> 00:15:43,297
Hey, how come every time I text Christine,
your pants buzz?
353
00:15:44,399 --> 00:15:46,133
Tucker, I think the real question here is
354
00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:48,035
why are my pants buzzing
every time you text Christine?
355
00:15:53,174 --> 00:15:54,908
Hey! Hey!
356
00:15:54,943 --> 00:15:56,076
There you are.
357
00:15:56,111 --> 00:15:57,778
Man, I have to tell you,
358
00:15:57,812 --> 00:15:58,912
I like the way you work.
359
00:15:58,947 --> 00:16:01,849
In and out, down and dirty.
How'd he take it?
360
00:16:01,883 --> 00:16:03,651
He didn't.
361
00:16:03,685 --> 00:16:06,520
I can't do this. I can't lie to a dying man.
362
00:16:07,989 --> 00:16:11,258
It's easier than lying to the ones that
are gonna stick around for a while.
363
00:16:11,293 --> 00:16:14,194
God only knows when
they're gonna pop up again.
364
00:16:17,232 --> 00:16:20,267
- E -I'm gonna tell him the truth.
- No, no. You can't
365
00:16:20,302 --> 00:16:22,369
see,
he doesn't know that we know he's dying,
366
00:16:22,404 --> 00:16:24,972
and if he knows you know then
he's gonna know that I know,
367
00:16:25,006 --> 00:16:26,240
and you know what happens after that.
368
00:16:26,274 --> 00:16:27,975
You don't wanna know.
369
00:16:28,009 --> 00:16:31,679
Well, can't you just date
him and keep it a secret?
370
00:16:31,713 --> 00:16:33,547
I mean, who knows,
maybe they'll find a cure.
371
00:16:34,749 --> 00:16:37,751
Why not? It is really hard
finding a guy in Manhattan.
372
00:16:37,786 --> 00:16:39,420
Yeah.
373
00:16:39,454 --> 00:16:42,623
Yeah, I've read articles about the plight of
20-something models that can't find dates.
374
00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:47,428
And I'm gonna need that handy back.
375
00:16:47,462 --> 00:16:49,430
Wheeler,
two minutes for high-sticking.
376
00:16:50,432 --> 00:16:52,433
- Riley, hi.
- Hi, I really need to talk to you.
377
00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:53,967
Now?
378
00:16:54,002 --> 00:16:55,102
I'm kind of in the middle of something.
379
00:16:55,136 --> 00:16:56,236
Oh, come on!
380
00:16:56,271 --> 00:16:58,105
If I don't tell you now,
I think I'm gonna explode.
381
00:16:58,139 --> 00:16:59,907
Okay.
382
00:16:59,941 --> 00:17:00,974
Go ahead. I'm ready.
383
00:17:01,009 --> 00:17:02,076
Danny...
384
00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:05,879
I didn't totally get that.
385
00:17:06,915 --> 00:17:09,483
Danny...
386
00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:10,617
One more time.
387
00:17:11,886 --> 00:17:13,620
I think I'm in love with you!
388
00:17:13,655 --> 00:17:16,690
Charge!
389
00:17:17,692 --> 00:17:21,195
Really? Are you sure?
390
00:17:21,229 --> 00:17:24,131
I mean, I don't want to say
anything to change your mind
391
00:17:24,165 --> 00:17:26,233
because, you know,
I like what you're saying.
392
00:17:27,502 --> 00:17:29,903
Riley, I've been in love with you
for as long as I can remember.
393
00:17:32,807 --> 00:17:34,174
I know.
394
00:17:34,209 --> 00:17:36,143
I'm just so glad that
I finally figured out...
395
00:17:39,814 --> 00:17:41,715
Wait, what do you mean you know?
396
00:17:43,618 --> 00:17:45,719
Well, last year I...
397
00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:47,454
Heard that voice mail
that you accidentally left
398
00:17:47,489 --> 00:17:49,456
saying that you'd been in love
with me for your whole life...
399
00:17:49,491 --> 00:17:51,592
- Wheeler, let's go!
- Okay, okay, I really think they need you.
400
00:17:51,626 --> 00:17:52,659
You knew?
401
00:17:52,694 --> 00:17:54,628
You knew all this time and
you didn't say anything?
402
00:17:54,662 --> 00:17:56,430
Danny, I didn't know what to say.
403
00:17:56,464 --> 00:17:59,400
So you just left me hanging
out there like an idiot?
404
00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:02,035
- Did my feelings mean that little to you?
- Wheeler, come on!
405
00:18:02,070 --> 00:18:04,138
Okay! I'm coming!
406
00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:05,305
No, no, no, no, no.
407
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:07,207
Danny! Danny! Wait, Danny!
408
00:18:14,649 --> 00:18:16,016
Bad news, I think Tucker's on to us.
409
00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:19,887
Doesn't matter. Christine likes him
and is willing to keep our secret.
410
00:18:19,921 --> 00:18:21,588
What do you mean, you're not dying?
411
00:18:21,623 --> 00:18:23,657
What do you mean,
you got paid to go out with me?
412
00:18:23,691 --> 00:18:26,260
- You're pathetic.
- Well, you're a prostitute.
413
00:18:26,294 --> 00:18:27,594
I'm a model!
414
00:18:33,368 --> 00:18:35,102
What is wrong with you two?
415
00:18:35,136 --> 00:18:38,172
Am I that much of a loser that you
had to pay a girl to go out with me,
416
00:18:38,206 --> 00:18:39,807
and tell her I'm dying?
417
00:18:39,841 --> 00:18:41,842
Well, that was our jumping off point.
418
00:18:43,077 --> 00:18:44,912
Yeah, but you're the one
who just ruined your chances
419
00:18:44,946 --> 00:18:46,046
with the best girl you've ever met.
420
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,648
Yeah, Tucker.
421
00:18:47,682 --> 00:18:49,683
It turns out she actually liked you
422
00:18:49,717 --> 00:18:51,685
before we even talked to her.
423
00:18:51,719 --> 00:18:52,686
So she might be crazy.
424
00:18:53,688 --> 00:18:54,855
Oh my God. It really was fate.
425
00:18:55,857 --> 00:18:57,691
What have I done?
426
00:18:57,725 --> 00:18:59,293
Girl, where you at?
427
00:19:00,695 --> 00:19:02,396
Danny, come on. It's not like that.
428
00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:04,465
- Do you mind?
- Not like what?
429
00:19:04,499 --> 00:19:06,300
Hey, I've got Danny in my back pocket,
430
00:19:06,334 --> 00:19:08,469
so how about I wait and see if
things work out with Ben first?
431
00:19:08,503 --> 00:19:10,204
That's not true.
432
00:19:10,238 --> 00:19:11,405
I didn't know how I felt.
433
00:19:11,439 --> 00:19:13,106
And you do now?
434
00:19:13,141 --> 00:19:14,441
How convenient.
435
00:19:14,476 --> 00:19:18,078
I can't even begin to tell you
how many times you broke my heart.
436
00:19:18,112 --> 00:19:19,880
Get off me!
437
00:19:19,914 --> 00:19:21,081
I'm here now!
438
00:19:21,115 --> 00:19:22,850
That has to count for something.
439
00:19:22,884 --> 00:19:23,984
It doesn't.
440
00:19:24,018 --> 00:19:25,819
Danny, I didn't mean to hurt you.
441
00:19:25,854 --> 00:19:28,822
Well, the girl I loved my whole life
never would have treated me this way.
442
00:19:28,857 --> 00:19:29,890
I don't even know who you are.
443
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,660
Danny! Danny!
444
00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:37,631
You're fine. Nothing to worry about.
445
00:19:40,335 --> 00:19:41,635
Danny, Danny, I'm so sorry.
446
00:19:41,669 --> 00:19:43,303
Can we please talk about this?
447
00:19:43,338 --> 00:19:44,538
Honestly,
448
00:19:44,572 --> 00:19:46,540
there's nothing we need
to talk about anymore.
449
00:19:46,574 --> 00:19:48,475
Besides, I'm running a little late.
450
00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:50,310
Ready for our weekend, babe?
451
00:19:50,345 --> 00:19:51,512
Yeah, I'm ready.
452
00:19:51,546 --> 00:19:53,580
Just need to change.
453
00:19:53,615 --> 00:19:55,516
Bye, Riley. See you around.
454
00:20:06,275 --> 00:20:08,514
She totally liked me, and I blew it.
455
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:13,697
You guys have no idea how lucky
you are that you found love.
456
00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:21,872
Oh my God, Tucker?
457
00:20:21,906 --> 00:20:23,740
Christine, you found me.
458
00:20:23,774 --> 00:20:25,675
I knew you couldn't stay mad at me forever.
459
00:20:25,710 --> 00:20:27,611
Actually, I'm here to pick up Dylan.
460
00:20:27,645 --> 00:20:28,879
His mom's my best friend.
461
00:20:28,913 --> 00:20:30,714
Oh...
462
00:20:30,748 --> 00:20:32,849
Emma's my best friend's kid.
463
00:20:32,884 --> 00:20:34,551
Wait, so you're really not here to see me?
464
00:20:34,585 --> 00:20:35,952
No, but it seems like
465
00:20:35,987 --> 00:20:37,954
something out there wants us to be together.
466
00:20:37,989 --> 00:20:39,656
Oh my God, that's great.
467
00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:42,826
Wait...
468
00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,961
Nobody paid you to say that, did they?
469
00:20:54,705 --> 00:20:56,406
and this one went to a shelter.
470
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,641
Uh, it was rhetorical.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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