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Cheers!
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Mmm.
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Wow. I didn't know I liked tea so much.
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Dude, it's beer.
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I thought doing the girliest thing in
the world would help me understand women,
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but all I've learned is that little
chairs make my butt fall asleep.
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Seriously, Ben.
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I mean,
if you're still that miserable about Riley,
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why don't you just talk to her?
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Tell her how you feel. Man up!
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Snack cake?
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No, I did,
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but now we're in this weird limbo.
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I told her she needs to figure out if
she has feelings for my brother or not.
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- And does she?
- Who knows?
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It's not like she bothered
to tell me how she feels.
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I just feel stuck.
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Look, it sounds like you need
to take back control, okay?
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Become the master of your own destiny.
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Crumpet?
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You know, man? You're right.
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I'm done, okay?
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It's time to move on.
Riley and I need to be officially over.
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I'm stuck.
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I know. We get it.
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No, Tucker. I'm really stuck.
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♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪
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♪ Can take your life
and change direction ♪
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All right, Emma.
Which one is pretty for grandma?
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Hmm?
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Oh! Aww.
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Knock, knock.
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Oh, hi.
Mrs. Wheeler, can I ask you a question?
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You just did. Now my turn.
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Which one of these says,
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"permission to board the S.S. Bonnie"?
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I'll assume that means "pretty."
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Um, I don't know.
What are you wearing it with?
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This.
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Oh, wow.
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I actually meant the shoes.
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I actually meant sex.
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Riley, it is fleet week.
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The Navy is in town,
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including one very sexy captain Hudson.
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We always meet at the same pier,
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and have the same magical weekend.
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Then, like all good magic tricks,
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he disappears.
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- That's so romantic.
- Yeah.
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I really want to talk to you and me and Ben.
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Ugh!
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He is the one who said
we should take a timeout
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because he had some crazy idea
that I have feelings for Danny.
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Me having feelings for Danny?
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That is just crazy, right?
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That's so crazy.
Don't you think that's crazy?
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Well, I would have agreed
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if you didn't say stuff like,
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"it's crazy, right?
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"So crazy!
I mean, don't you think it's crazy?"
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Well,
I am telling you the same thing I told Ben.
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I do not have feelings for Danny!
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Danny, hey!
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Hey, Riles.
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See? Nothing.
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And you know what else?
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The next time I see Ben, I am telling
him that I want to get back together.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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All right. Just don't make him cry.
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Otherwise, I'll do this again!
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Oh man.
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Look at it, Riley! This is your future!
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This one's on the house,
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especially if you come back to my house.
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Okay.
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Yeah, a little rusty.
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But it could have been worse.
I mean, at least she didn't laugh at you.
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Oh, wait, no. Now she's laughing at you.
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Hey, by the way,
whatever happened with Riley?
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How'd she take it?
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Well, she hasn't called me back,
so I'm guessing she'll take it fine.
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Ooh, I'm going back in.
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So, you looking for a stud?
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I already got the "S.T.D."
All I need is "U."
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Let me start again.
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Sadly, that was actually better.
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Yeah, but lucky for you, there's a ton
of cute girls in here to practice on.
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Oh, crap. I forgot it's fleet week.
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Damn it!
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We've been dock-blocked.
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Okay, people!
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The S.S. Bonnie just hit an iceberg.
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Hey, ma, how'd it go with your sailor?
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Terrible. Horrible. The worst.
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He wants to marry me!
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Okay, I normally don't get this
confused so early in the conversation.
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Danny, the reason you date a
sailor is because they sail away.
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Ben! Is Ben here?
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No, I think he's working a double.
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Why don't you just hashbrown him?
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You know?
That's what all you kids are doing.
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We keep missing each other,
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and I really want to talk to him in person.
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Plus... I seem to have lost my phone.
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Oh my God. I just shared a cab with a friend.
I must have left it there.
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Looking for this?
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Robyn! Oh, thank you!
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How did you know where I was?
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Well, you doodle "Ben Wheeler"
on your pad during every staff meeting.
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For a while,
I thought that Ben Wheeler was a legal term.
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Guys, this is Robyn.
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My office bestie.
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Hi, I'm Danny.
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The brother she apparently doesn't doodle.
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But she should.
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I'd doodle you.
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Okay, well...
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I've gotta go meet drink for a Ben.
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No, Ben for a drink!
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It was meety loving you.
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Lovely meeting me.
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You! I... I gotta go. Bye.
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Oh my God, is he single?
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And if he is, can I make him un-single?
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Well, uh, who? Danny? Single?
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I mean, not really. Sort of.
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Kind of, I guess.
I don't think he's ready to meet anyone new,
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so... no.
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Well,
maybe the right girl would make him ready.
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What's wrong with one coffee date?
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Yeah, Riley.
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Who doesn't love coffee?
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Unless, you have a problem with
somebody going out with Danny.
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Wait, no!
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That's crazy! So crazy!
Don't you think it's crazy?
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I don't know, Tuck. I feel like we
should be on a box of frozen fish sticks.
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Don't worry, man. I got this.
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"In the Navy" is my go-to karaoke song.
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Oh, there.
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Hey, you guys better head back to the ship.
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Captain's looking for you.
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He knows what you did last night.
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They all did something last night.
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Hi, I'm seaman Tucker,
and this is private Benjamin.
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You said semen.
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We're in the Navy.
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There's a song about it.
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My job is to fire the torpedoes.
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Yeah, it's pretty badass.
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- Whoa!
- Riley, hey!
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Ben, what are you doing?
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Management thought it would be
a fun promotion for fleet week.
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Chips, ahoy, mattes!
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I'm so sorry that I haven't
called you back yet.
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But, I really want to talk to you, too.
About us.
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- You do?
- Yes! So much.
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But, uh, hey, can we do it later?
After your shift?
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Okay, yeah, sure. Later's better.
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Later's good. I like later. Here's to later!
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What was that? I thought you were moving on?
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Yeah, no, I thought I was too,
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but maybe I jumped ship too soon.
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She said she wants to talk.
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And I can be talked out of my
talk and talked into her talk
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if her talk is about us
getting back together!
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What are you talking about?
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Dude, if she wanted to get back together,
she would have said it.
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Face it, Ben. That ship has sailed.
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I don't mean to eavesdrop, sailor,
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but I think your friend is right.
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When a woman says she wants to talk,
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it always means she wants to walk.
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I'm not ready to be set up, right now.
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Okay.
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Will you be ready, tomorrow?
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Please? It would mean so much to me.
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Fine. Set away.
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Yeah,
I guess if she wanted to get back together,
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she'd be hugging me, instead of my brother.
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I hate being right about these things,
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except when a cute sailor
like yourself is now single.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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Yeah, that'd be great.
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So, you looking for a stud?
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I've already got "U," I just need an "S"...
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no, damn it, that doesn't work either.
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Mrs. Wheeler?
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Oh, Riley. Thank God that you're here.
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I can't go home!
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Captain Clingy has been
staking out my lobby all day!
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Well,
I have successfully set up Danny and Robyn,
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thus proving I have no feelings for Danny,
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thus in your face, Mrs. Wheeler!
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You're right, Riley. You obviously
have no feelings for Danny, whatsoever,
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and are completely focused on
your relationship with Ben.
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Hey, Riles. Thanks so much for
convincing me to go out with Robyn.
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We spent, like,
two hours on the phone last night.
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And that was before I fell
asleep and had to call her back.
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I like this girl.
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I'm actually meeting her at the bar,
right now, so don't wait up.
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- So, this is me...
- Mm-hmm.
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Watching my friend Danny go out
the door to be with another woman.
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Please note my complete lack of reaction.
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You have really nice pores.
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Oh.
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Hey, bestie!
I hear you're off to meet my boy?
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Oh my God, yes! Thank you!
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I just broke up with my ex two weeks ago,
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and I've been in desperate need of
a rebound to help me get over him.
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I'm sorry. I think we have a bad connection.
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It sounded like you just said "rebound"?
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Yeah.
I'll tell you all about it at work tomorrow.
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Unless I take a very personal day.
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Bye!
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Oh my God.
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No, no, no, no!
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I have to warn Danny!
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I mean, if he finds out he's a rebound,
it'll break his heart.
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And, you know, somehow,
he's gonna find a way to blame me.
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Oh! Break his heart!
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Oh, why didn't I think of that?
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Oh, uh-huh.
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Oh, hey, captain.
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Listen, we need to talk.
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Yeah, I know you're in the lobby.
I'll be right down.
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Hey, that's Charlotte.
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She's been begging me to
give her a tour of the ship.
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Hey, by the way,
what have you been calling it?
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The only ships I know
are Titanic and Lollipop.
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Oh, Riley's here.
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Have you guys made your breakup official?
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No, and I owe it to her
to tell her I've moved on.
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She obviously has, too.
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Riley, hey. So, about us...
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oh, yes, which I so want to talk about.
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Right now, I have to find your brother.
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I think he's in the bathroom.
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Wait, Riley. This is stupid.
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I know what you want to talk about,
and I've thought about it,
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and I agree with you.
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Really? You do?
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Took me a while to get there, but yeah,
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I think that we both know this is right.
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Oh my God.
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You have no idea how nervous I was.
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I mean, I didn't know what to say.
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I didn't know if it was going to be awkward,
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but why should it be, right?
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Exactly.
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I love that we can just
go right back to being us.
253
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You're amazing.
254
00:10:38,066 --> 00:10:40,600
Oh, well, uh, I'll see you after your shift?
255
00:10:40,636 --> 00:10:41,902
- Yeah.
- Okay.
256
00:10:41,937 --> 00:10:43,436
I have to go talk to your brother.
257
00:10:47,676 --> 00:10:49,326
How'd it go?
258
00:10:49,361 --> 00:10:50,310
It's over.
259
00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,229
Riley and I are officially broken up.
260
00:10:52,264 --> 00:10:56,199
Oh my God,
Ben and I are officially back together!
261
00:10:56,251 --> 00:10:57,434
But enough about me.
262
00:10:57,469 --> 00:10:59,236
I need to talk to you about...
263
00:10:59,271 --> 00:11:01,338
Robyn! Hi!
264
00:11:01,373 --> 00:11:04,140
We were just talking
about how awesome you are.
265
00:11:04,193 --> 00:11:05,892
Thanks.
266
00:11:05,928 --> 00:11:07,727
What are you doing here?
267
00:11:07,779 --> 00:11:10,630
Oh, well, you know, just thought
I'd grab a quick bite with you guys.
268
00:11:10,666 --> 00:11:13,633
Maybe help smooth over
some awkward silences.
269
00:11:13,669 --> 00:11:16,469
First dates can be pretty trying, so...
270
00:11:17,806 --> 00:11:19,673
And then she gives me a goodbye kiss.
271
00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:21,558
Are we doing that now? Is that a thing?
272
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:22,609
When did that start?
273
00:11:22,611 --> 00:11:26,179
Dude, moving on, remember?
274
00:11:26,215 --> 00:11:29,382
The best way to get over one
girl is to get under another.
275
00:11:29,418 --> 00:11:31,084
I suggest the one from yesterday.
276
00:11:31,119 --> 00:11:33,153
She's right there.
277
00:11:33,205 --> 00:11:35,989
She'll help you move on,
and me move on to that ship.
278
00:11:36,024 --> 00:11:37,190
How can she do that?
279
00:11:37,226 --> 00:11:39,192
See those little stripy
thingies on her shoulder?
280
00:11:39,228 --> 00:11:40,894
She's an officer.
281
00:11:40,929 --> 00:11:43,914
If we're with her,
no one's gonna ask any questions.
282
00:11:43,966 --> 00:11:45,799
Then I think I need to get on board.
283
00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:47,517
All right, Tucker.
284
00:11:47,569 --> 00:11:49,753
Pull up your anchor, we're going in.
285
00:11:49,788 --> 00:11:52,556
No, seriously, man. Your zipper's down.
286
00:11:52,608 --> 00:11:53,640
I got it.
287
00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:58,361
Bonnie, I just don't understand
why you won't marry me?
288
00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,412
We're so good together.
289
00:11:59,448 --> 00:12:01,448
Look, Randy, it's not you,
290
00:12:01,483 --> 00:12:02,399
it's me.
291
00:12:02,434 --> 00:12:04,234
Well, then I'm willing to work on you.
292
00:12:04,286 --> 00:12:06,319
Okay, let's try this again.
293
00:12:06,355 --> 00:12:08,104
Here.
294
00:12:08,156 --> 00:12:11,091
Look, you were just a rebound to me.
295
00:12:11,126 --> 00:12:14,728
Yeah, that's right.
I got dumped by another Navy man,
296
00:12:14,763 --> 00:12:18,732
and you are just a painful reminder.
297
00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:22,736
A sexy, slightly stalkery reminder.
298
00:12:24,423 --> 00:12:25,555
- Okay then.
- Yeah.
299
00:12:25,591 --> 00:12:27,674
Well,
I guess there's really nothing I can do.
300
00:12:31,246 --> 00:12:32,178
Buh-bye.
301
00:12:34,283 --> 00:12:36,316
What the...
302
00:12:36,351 --> 00:12:37,284
what are you...
303
00:12:37,319 --> 00:12:39,369
- hey, see that officer over there?
- Yeah.
304
00:12:39,421 --> 00:12:41,271
Wanted me to give you his number.
305
00:12:41,323 --> 00:12:44,924
Oh! Oh my gosh, thank you so much!
306
00:12:47,062 --> 00:12:48,762
That's what I love about fleet week.
307
00:12:48,797 --> 00:12:51,648
You can jump one ship,
and land right on another.
308
00:12:53,602 --> 00:12:54,534
That was him, wasn't it?
309
00:12:54,569 --> 00:12:55,518
Who was what?
310
00:12:55,554 --> 00:12:56,736
The guy. The guy you're in love with?
311
00:12:56,772 --> 00:12:58,471
- Sure, why not.
- I'm gonna kill him.
312
00:12:58,507 --> 00:13:00,307
Uh, what?
313
00:13:02,952 --> 00:13:04,769
And that's when I realize.
314
00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:07,436
"Hey, I'm in Toronto!"
315
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:10,473
Oh, and you will not guess
what happens after that.
316
00:13:10,508 --> 00:13:12,375
The story ended and you went home?
317
00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:14,410
Ooh, home! What a good idea.
318
00:13:14,479 --> 00:13:17,179
How about you and I go back to your
place as soon as I finish this?
319
00:13:21,436 --> 00:13:23,202
Oh look, you're done!
320
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,253
No, no, no, no, no.
321
00:13:24,288 --> 00:13:26,889
You two are not going anywhere.
322
00:13:26,924 --> 00:13:27,940
This next round's on me.
323
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,227
Hello, another round, please.
324
00:13:32,930 --> 00:13:33,979
Thank you.
325
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:39,769
Question.
326
00:13:39,804 --> 00:13:43,472
What is your return policy on beer?
327
00:13:50,281 --> 00:13:51,547
I'm surprised I've never seen you before.
328
00:13:51,549 --> 00:13:53,516
I realize there are
thousands of men on board,
329
00:13:53,518 --> 00:13:56,168
but I feel like I would have noticed you,
right?
330
00:13:56,204 --> 00:13:59,071
I usually stay in the back.
331
00:14:01,042 --> 00:14:04,860
Well,
maybe it's time to promote you to the front?
332
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:06,862
Ben! Ben, where are you?
333
00:14:06,898 --> 00:14:08,864
Tucker?
334
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,032
- Tucker, what are you...
- Oh God, Ben!
335
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:11,967
Ben, you gotta hide me, man.
336
00:14:12,003 --> 00:14:13,669
There's a crazy man chasing me.
337
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:16,622
Tucker?
338
00:14:16,674 --> 00:14:17,840
Ooh, I'll be back for you, later.
339
00:14:20,411 --> 00:14:22,411
Tucker? Oh, Tucker! There you are.
340
00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:24,513
Okay,
I just wanna give you a little heads up.
341
00:14:24,549 --> 00:14:26,565
My ex-boyfriend wants to kill you,
342
00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:29,468
and he knows how to do it 18 different ways.
343
00:14:29,504 --> 00:14:33,405
Oh, great, so I can pick how I want to die.
Cool.
344
00:14:35,092 --> 00:14:36,492
Open this door immediately!
345
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:39,128
Amber, I hope we're not moving too fast,
but I'd like you to meet my mom.
346
00:14:40,815 --> 00:14:43,065
And, it would be super helpful if you
could hide her and my best friend.
347
00:14:44,735 --> 00:14:46,735
Okay, just hide in the bunks.
I'll get rid of him.
348
00:14:49,907 --> 00:14:50,923
What is the meaning of this, sail...
349
00:14:50,975 --> 00:14:52,641
oh my God! Captain, sir.
350
00:14:52,693 --> 00:14:55,594
I am so sorry, sir.
I didn't realize it was you, sir.
351
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:56,846
I'm looking for a gutless traitor.
352
00:14:58,382 --> 00:14:59,515
I haven't seen anyone, sir.
353
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,317
How about I just check the rack myself.
354
00:15:01,352 --> 00:15:03,486
Sorry, sir. I was just checking the beds.
355
00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:05,588
Excellent corners, officer.
356
00:15:05,623 --> 00:15:07,473
There's no one else in here, sir.
357
00:15:07,508 --> 00:15:10,993
Perhaps,
whoever you're looking for is in the back.
358
00:15:25,977 --> 00:15:28,494
Hey, honey bunny.
359
00:15:28,529 --> 00:15:30,412
What are you doing here?
360
00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:32,715
What do you know about this, sailor?
361
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,450
Probably less than you do, sir.
362
00:15:34,452 --> 00:15:35,551
Look, let me explain.
363
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,219
Actually, you know what, I can explain.
364
00:15:37,221 --> 00:15:39,321
Actually, there's really nothing to explain.
365
00:15:39,357 --> 00:15:42,391
Because I'm actually not even in the Navy.
366
00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:45,878
Look, "Carrie's costume castle."
367
00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:47,947
Yeah, that's right.
368
00:15:47,982 --> 00:15:51,100
See, you have no power over
me because I'm a civilian.
369
00:15:51,135 --> 00:15:53,002
Also known as a taxpayer,
370
00:15:53,037 --> 00:15:56,038
which, technically,
makes me in charge of you.
371
00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:02,378
Yeah. It doesn't work like that.
372
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:03,579
Oh, yeah? Well, you know some...
373
00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:10,185
so, what time does the
buffet start on this thing?
374
00:16:10,221 --> 00:16:12,288
And, do I need a wrist band?
I mean, how does it work?
375
00:16:12,323 --> 00:16:14,123
I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out.
376
00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:19,295
Okay, I am so, so, so sorry about that.
377
00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:21,130
It happens every fleet week.
378
00:16:21,182 --> 00:16:22,331
You kinda just gotta roll with it.
379
00:16:22,366 --> 00:16:26,218
Well, I'm ready to roll.
380
00:16:26,254 --> 00:16:27,836
How 'bout you?
381
00:16:34,545 --> 00:16:36,845
You know what?
I'm so sorry, I don't think I can do this.
382
00:16:38,699 --> 00:16:40,449
Girl at the bar?
383
00:16:40,484 --> 00:16:42,685
I shouldn't have just let her walk away.
384
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,386
I have to go fight for her.
385
00:16:44,422 --> 00:16:47,456
May I say, she's a really lucky girl.
386
00:16:47,491 --> 00:16:50,225
Thank you so much for understanding.
387
00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:53,228
I just hope it's not too late.
388
00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:56,065
Oh, and just so you know,
I'm not really a sailor, either.
389
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,066
Oh, I know.
390
00:16:57,101 --> 00:16:59,034
We don't call it "the back."
391
00:17:04,008 --> 00:17:05,040
Hey, guys!
392
00:17:05,076 --> 00:17:07,493
It's Riley.
393
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:09,845
Uh, I was just stopping by
to see how the date's going?
394
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,714
Danny, do you maybe wanna step out here,
395
00:17:11,749 --> 00:17:13,549
and have a quick, private chat about it?
396
00:17:15,553 --> 00:17:16,585
Excuse me for a minute.
397
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:23,275
Hi.
398
00:17:25,129 --> 00:17:26,295
What the hell is going on?
399
00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:28,430
What's so important that you
have to interrupt my date?
400
00:17:28,432 --> 00:17:29,365
Twice?
401
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:31,216
Oh, okay, calm down.
402
00:17:31,252 --> 00:17:34,903
I just came here to warn you that
Robyn is just using you as a rebound
403
00:17:34,939 --> 00:17:35,904
to get over her ex.
404
00:17:35,906 --> 00:17:37,806
I know. I'm fine with it.
405
00:17:37,842 --> 00:17:38,874
We talked about it last night.
406
00:17:38,909 --> 00:17:40,776
Seriously, what's going on?
407
00:17:40,778 --> 00:17:42,711
How come every time I
have a girl in my life,
408
00:17:42,763 --> 00:17:43,879
you get over-protective and weird?
409
00:17:43,914 --> 00:17:45,864
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do!
410
00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:47,666
You kind of act like a jealous girlfriend.
411
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,352
Oh, well, I'm sorry. That's what friends do.
412
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:51,453
They protect each other.
413
00:17:51,455 --> 00:17:53,288
No, friends are supportive!
414
00:17:53,324 --> 00:17:54,390
But you, with...
415
00:17:54,425 --> 00:17:57,209
With Milena, Amy, and Georgie...
416
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,494
it's like no one's ever good enough for me.
417
00:17:58,529 --> 00:18:00,396
I just care about you.
418
00:18:00,431 --> 00:18:03,415
And if you cared about me,
you'd stop doing whatever the hell this is.
419
00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:05,100
Danny, I just...
420
00:18:05,102 --> 00:18:06,235
what? You got feelings for me now?
421
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:11,106
No. Exactly. So, let me get back to my date.
422
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,843
- Danny...
- What?
423
00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:24,420
I do have feelings for you.
424
00:18:26,774 --> 00:18:27,723
Oh my God.
425
00:18:40,271 --> 00:18:41,987
- You got my message.
- Yeah.
426
00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:43,372
Can we talk?
427
00:18:43,374 --> 00:18:45,107
I mean, really talk.
428
00:18:45,142 --> 00:18:47,142
I would love to talk.
429
00:18:47,144 --> 00:18:49,812
Oh, I don't even know where to start.
430
00:18:49,847 --> 00:18:52,081
Then let me go first, okay?
431
00:18:52,116 --> 00:18:54,850
I've been having second thoughts
about our conversation, all day.
432
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,802
Really?
433
00:18:56,837 --> 00:18:58,737
Oh my God, I've been too.
434
00:18:58,773 --> 00:19:00,656
I think we made a big mistake.
435
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,592
I'm sorry. Can you forgive me?
436
00:19:03,627 --> 00:19:05,761
Forgive you?
437
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:08,430
Of course.
438
00:19:08,466 --> 00:19:10,766
So then, we agree it's...
439
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,534
It's best if we break up for good.
440
00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:14,403
Yeah, I...
441
00:19:16,424 --> 00:19:18,207
wait, what?
442
00:19:19,443 --> 00:19:21,376
Well, you were right.
443
00:19:21,412 --> 00:19:23,112
This...
444
00:19:24,348 --> 00:19:25,514
This was a mistake.
445
00:19:27,201 --> 00:19:29,334
I think I loved you for so long
446
00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:33,055
I actually willed you into loving me back.
447
00:19:33,107 --> 00:19:37,025
You know what?
I just took you along for my ride.
448
00:19:37,061 --> 00:19:39,228
And the truth is,
449
00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:41,363
we'll always be better as friends.
450
00:19:44,368 --> 00:19:46,034
You agree, right?
451
00:19:47,288 --> 00:19:49,288
Yeah.
452
00:19:49,323 --> 00:19:51,073
Friends. Totally.
453
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:54,376
Well...
454
00:19:54,411 --> 00:19:57,412
I'm kind of proud of us that
we can be so mature about this.
455
00:20:00,134 --> 00:20:03,252
I guess, maybe that's what happens
when you really love someone.
456
00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:06,472
I love you, Ben.
457
00:20:10,144 --> 00:20:11,260
I love you, too.
458
00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:18,735
So, I'm not exactly sure
what just happened around here.
459
00:20:18,837 --> 00:20:22,371
But I think that your dad
finally broke up with Riley,
460
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:26,222
and Riley may or may not have
feelings for your uncle Danny.
461
00:20:26,246 --> 00:20:30,017
And for whatever reason I
thought it was a good idea
462
00:20:30,117 --> 00:20:34,200
to turn down a proposal from
a gorgeous guy with a 6 figure pension.
463
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,558
That's right. Grandma's got wine and her teacup.
464
00:20:40,597 --> 00:20:44,900
Yeah, see this? Turns out there is
something that they can do to civilians.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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