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You seriously thought I was never going
to find out?
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No.
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How stupid do you think I am?
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Babe, I don't think you're stupid. You
lied to me. All those nights you said
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were working late and you're out fucking
another girl.
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Sometimes I have to stay late because of
work and stuff. I saw the text
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messages. There's no Steve.
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You changed the name of your phone so I
wouldn't find out.
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Babe, look, I'm sorry. I fucked up.
Like, what can I do to fix this? You're
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one. You're the one, babe. I'm the one?
Yes.
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I can't believe all your lies anymore.
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Seriously.
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What the hell is he doing here?
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Now?
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No, no, no, no, no, no. What the fuck
are you doing here, bro?
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Bro, chill.
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No, what are you doing?
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I just came to say what's up, see how
you're doing.
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Nah, man, I can't have you here right
now. You need to go. You need to go.
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Go? Yeah. I've been stuck in traffic for
like an hour.
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Bro, I know how you are.
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My girlfriend's inside.
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And I can't have what you do always in
the past happen again.
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How I am? Yes, you know how you are.
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Okay. This is my fault. Yeah, this is
all your fault, bro. Every single time
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with Jessica, Ashley, man.
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I don't want the list to keep getting
bigger, okay?
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Bro, then stop cheating on these girls.
Bro, that doesn't matter. It doesn't
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matter? Yeah, because you fucked them
all. Like, she's the one. I don't want
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to fuck her, okay? Bro, listen. I want
to be the only one. Wouldn't you rather
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be me than anybody else? I mean, come
on, bro. Then it's some random person.
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least with me, you can hate them for a
reason. No, I don't want anybody else.
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Just me, okay?
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That's it.
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Yeah, man.
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She's the one?
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Yeah, she's the one. I want to put a
ring on her. I don't want you to have
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with her. So if you could just be a bro.
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She's the one. Okay, she's the one this
week, this month.
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Come on, bro. You can't even keep your
dick in your bed.
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Look, bro.
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It's fine, okay? I get it. All right?
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I'll get out of here, and you can have
your fun, and whatever, and be in love,
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and all that good stuff. Whatever. Okay?
I'm gonna go.
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Thank you.
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Who's this guy?
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Uh, babe, no one. He's just, uh, here to
pick up the bed.
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Yeah, hi. I'm, uh... Really?
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Yeah. I'm Ricky.
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Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
We'll just get this over with. Come on.
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Alright. Jesus, man.
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Shut the fuck up, bro.
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Yeah, so here's the bed. Check it out.
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Hi.
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So, what's your name?
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Angela. Angela, that's a beautiful name.
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Thank you.
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You're too rough like an angel.
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So, yeah, man. I mean, if you want to
check it out, it's still good. I mean,
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yeah. Have at it.
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Yeah.
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So, are you two together?
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No.
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No, I broke up. with him because he
decided to quit his job and join his
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band, and he can't keep his dick in his
pants.
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Well, uh, kind of... Wow, man, you
really messed up.
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Yeah, so, um, did you want to take it,
or what's up?
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Both your place, right?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Hmm.
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You know, I just really think that it'd
probably be an easier transaction if...
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Angela here showed me around too, you
know, I just want to make sure that you
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know, everything's fair considering your
current situation Yeah,
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you're right I should be involved So
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do
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you want to check out the bed
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Yeah, it's nice and soft.
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Oh, yeah, it's soft and firm.
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It is nice and firm, just right.
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You know what's even better about it?
What? That you're sitting on it.
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Oh, yeah.
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It even kind of has, like, a nice bounce
to it, too. Yeah, like, how bouncy is
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it? It's really bouncy.
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Yeah, like, it's good.
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I don't know. You can get really comfy
on it, too. I know. You can lay. Oh,
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a good side sleeper. Yeah, a nice side
sleeper. What would it look like on her
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back?
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Wow.
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It's like laying on a cloud. Here, you
should pick a pillow.
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Yeah. It's a little comfortable.
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Ooh. You know what I'm saying?
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You could do that.
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Ooh, I like this.
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Me, too.
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Yeah, it's a nice one.
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What about if you get kind of, you know,
on your stomach?
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Oh, like? Like, you know.
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Like this?
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Yeah.
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But, like, also on your knees a little
bit, like while you're on your stomach.
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Yeah, like this?
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Yeah, just like that. That's good.
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You know there's going to be a lot of
women in this bed, right? Oh, I bet.
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All right, are you going to buy the
fucking bed or what?
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Wait, hold on, man. Why are you being so
hostile about this?
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Listen, I'm coming in here trying to,
you know, buy something that obviously
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important for you to sell.
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And you're over here with such anger. I
don't know how I'm going to handle that.
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You know what? I think the only way this
transaction could work is if he
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gets out of here.
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I think you're right.
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Come on. I think that you should just
leave right now.
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This is bullshit.
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I'm excited.
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Yes. Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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yeah, that feels so fucking good.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Oh, yes
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That was good.
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Bro, what the fuck?
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What, man? Again?
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Bro, I did you a favor, man. Man, I told
you, she was the one. How could you do
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this again?
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She's not the one, man.
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I mean, look, you might have really had
feelings for this girl, but... Yeah. You
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cheated on her, and on top of it, like,
she was willing to do this. So there's
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no way that she would do it. I did you a
favor. Fuck. Yeah?
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You did me a favor? I did.
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Oh, my God. I can't fucking believe it.
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Why didn't you tell me that you had such
a wonderful and talented cousin?
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Well... But you know what? It's a good
thing that he has a van.
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Because he can help you move all your
shit out. I'm keeping the bed and the
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apartment.
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Damn.
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What the fuck?
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I gotta go.
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Love you, cut. You'll figure it out.
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What the fuck? Hold on, bro. Come back
here.
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No, no, no. You got me into this
bullshit. You're gonna have to help me
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right now. Come back.
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