All language subtitles for Video Date Line xxx

Hello? Is anyone there?

Yeah. Is this a machine?

Fuck.

Well, listen, I've been in this city
approximately one month, and I've had

dates in that one month, and they've all
been really... You've come to the right

place. And I was just wondering if
there's any way I can find out before

know what I'm getting into.

I know you and Don are very efficient
people. That's why I hired you. I put a

lot of trust in you. I trust you. I have
a very important date.

I have to go to the bank, try to get
some money. I may not be back all day.

You and Don, I want you and Don to treat
business like it's yours.

Can you do that? I trust you.

Oh, of course.

I knew I could count on you, okay? Now
listen.

Okay, any quarrels? I'll try to quarrel.

Hey,

hey, wait.

The cat's away.

We can play.

We should get down to the real sexual
video of it all.

Right on. We've got new media, a new
multi -million dollar business here.

I've got some sex in the way. Good. Put
it on right.

No, we got to get to work.

Listen, this is our big chance. We have
Fanny coming over at 10 o 'clock. I've

never had a boss that put so many
restrictions on us. It's terrible, you

I'm so sick of asking questions about
hobbies and ideal people.

You know, how else are you going to get
a date?

You have to know what the person can do.
This is going to work. I know it.

Oh, I can't wait.

Oh, this is going to be so exciting.

It's finally gone.

It's so good to see you.

What are you doing here? I was just
doing some part -time secretarial work.

How long are you going to be in town?

Only a few days.

Listen, I've got something for you.

I've got something. I'm into something
new.

Well, what are you into?

Well, I want to tell you now.

Come up. Will you come up and see me?

Yeah. You look so good.

Where... Here's my card.

Come up and see me. I've really got an
important meeting. Okay? I think you'll

really need it.

Okay. Okay.

Okay, take care. I'll get the call.
Okay.

I caught you.

You're late.

Well, looks like I didn't come late
enough.

How are you doing?

Well, I took a stroll around a little
bit.

Can you stay a while?

Yeah, for a little while. I have some
things to do later on.

Just keep doing what you're doing and
I'll be right there.

Thank you.

Is this video Dateline?

Hi, my name is Freddy R.

Yeah, my last name begins with an R.

I read about your ad in the newspaper
and I'm interested in using your

And I had a time last night that was
really ridiculous.

I understand your problem, I really do.

You know, I want to get laid, but I want
to see what I'm getting and whether the

person's going to turn me on. I don't
want to turn up on somebody's door

and have to wiggle out of a situation or
wiggle into one that I don't want to

wiggle into.

If you'd like to see somebody else on
video, we can gladly do that for you,

This looks like an... And it says here
that see your date before committing

oneself or something.

Well, I'll tell you what. Just come down
to the studio and we'll introduce you

maybe to the most important date of your
life. How's that?

Absolutely. Thank you.

Connie, would you turn around and sit in
my car, okay?

Oh, fuck me.

Fuck me.

as our first customer.

This is our studio.

Welcome to Video Dateline.

Oh, very nice.

Yes. Have a seat.

Thank you. My name is June. I'm Zeke.
Nice to meet you. This is the manager,

Don. Don. Hi, how are you? Good to meet
you. Thank you. Make yourself

comfortable. Thank you.

Do you realize that this may be the date
of your life? Oh, I hope so.

You know, Zeke, between me, we'll go
through all the questionnaires later and

forth, you know, and computers
downstairs about that. What we're really

to do here is get on video some of the
sexuality in

dating.

We know that everybody is that kind of
person, and really getting down to it,

this is what we need on tape.

You have more chance of getting a date
this way when somebody or some girl

see your member on video.

It's a whole different thing.

And June over here would be glad to
assist.

I'm kind of new at this, but I'm willing
to find out.

That way a prospective date can see you
as you really are.

You know, it's the kind of thing here
where we're trying to change the usual

video tape line system.

Why don't you take off your coat? It
gets warm under the lights, you know.

Yeah, well, okay.

Take off my coat. All right.

That's a very nice office you have here.

Isn't that lovely? Yes, it's
comfortable. We enjoy our work very

But we're trying to... That's my zipper.

You weren't kidding about this, were
you?

No, no.

May I see one of these?

Yes.

Very nice.

I'm sure you'll find it five days.

This could be the most important date of
your life.

Yeah, I'm sure you do a booming
business.

I've never done this in front of anyone
before.

Oh, it's done with the camera body.
Yeah.

No, I won't.

I'm going to make them go very happy.

I think your new idea is going to be a
winner.

Gee, this is really interesting over
here.

Oh, that's me.

It's really amazing.

Thank you.

impression of me, you know.

Right.

Is there anything else we can put on
tape or

is that about it?

Oh, I thought I'd better try out all my
talent. Oh, yeah.

Oh, look, they're having another
interview in the other studio.

Yeah, I mean, isn't that interesting?

Wouldn't you like to see the boys you go
out with, how they perform beforehand?

This way they can see you, you can see
them.

Well, can we get tagged? Oh, sure, sure.

They're in the studio now, but maybe we
can do it right here.

So, how do you like it? What position do
you prefer?

Anything.

Anything. Oh, yes.

Yes.

We won't have much problem finding you
today.

Do you think I'll get a date?

Oh, don't worry about it.

Is there someplace I could be cleaned up
a little bit?

Oh, sure. By the computer room. We have
a restroom. All the modern facilities

are down the hall to the left.

Thank you.

Oh, yes.

Why don't you go home and pick yourself
up and come back, and we'll do the

taping like two, three this afternoon.

Oh, all right. Sure.

Good, good.

I'll look for you then.

I had a good time, by the way.

Oh, I surely did.

Yeah.

Hi.

How's it going?

Good. Did you see Fanny? Wasn't she
great?

She's going home now. She's going to get
all spruced up and come back for her

taping. I tried to stall her off, but
you were using the studio.

Right. Oh, no.

Halsey's gonna be back at five. We got
it. I don't know if he's gonna go for

this It's working out great that I love
it. People are responding.

Oh Let's go back to work

And this is our studio where we make all
the miracles happen

I'm gonna make yourself comfortable I've
never seen one of these

My name's Barbara. Barbara? Yes. Don.

Hello. I'm Freddy. I spoke to somebody
on the phone this morning. That was me.

Don. Don.

So,

um, do you realize that this might be
the most important day of your life?

I just came here to look around, really.
I can't even believe that this

operation is what you say it is. I mean,
if this is true, then it's really

amazing. Isn't it marvelous? I don't
believe anything until I see it.

Well, I have some, uh...

Fine, fine videos right here of earlier
interviews that we did today, and we'd

be glad to show them to you.

Why don't you just... Oh, you mean right
on there it would be? Yes, sure.

You see, we're trying to use a more
modern, open approach to the computer

People will be happy. We really enjoy
our work.

Okay, here we go.

You ready?

Wow.

Now, his name is Zeke.

He's a very fine man.

He looks it. I've never seen anything
like it before.

It makes me feel very strange.

Everybody in your records, all of your
clients have to show

themselves like that?

Yes, it makes for better dates.

That might be interesting. I wouldn't
mind doing that. Do I have to do it in

that position?

I have a few things I like to do that
are particularly... Oh, yes, of course.

want you to create your own individual
videotapes.

I don't really know.

This may be the most important date of
your life.

Well, you know, I've been working very
hard lately and... Are you nervous?

No, no, no. I'm not nervous, really.

June, maybe we can interview them this
afternoon.

My name's Barbara.

Right, exactly.

Yeah.

What's happening?

Oh,

yes.

Stick it in there. Oh, that's right.

Oh, honey.

Oh.

Oh, there's no two is better than one.

You know what?

Give it to me.

Oh, come on.

Oh.

Yes. Oh, hi.

both of you right now.

Why don't you get up?

Let me get behind you.

I'm going to really put it into you.

Go down and sit on his cock, yeah.

That's the way.

Sit on it.

That's it.

Now I'm going to fuck you in the air.

Really hard.

Is he going to do it?

Oh, no.

be able to get in.

Oh, no.

He's really going to stick it in me.

By the way, have you seen Don?

I came to do my second.

Well, I was in there earlier.

Really?

Maybe we could just kind of go on in
together.

Sure.

Right into the nest of things here.

Oh, this is working out so

wonderfully for me.

Client.

I've got big plans.

Oh, I know.

Client of business.

Do it again.

Listen,

Connie, we just have a little bit to do,
and then we're going to go out to

dinner. Okay? So sit down and... Mr.
Hall, I have to go back in.

Oh, hi, June.

Hi. Have you ever met Connie before?

Yeah, how are you? This is my girl,
Connie. This is Joe.

Sit down, June. How did everything go
today?

Oh, fine.

We're very pleased. They went very well.

I knew you would.

We're just going to do a few things.

I want to turn on the video.

Um, you don't really need to watch it.

Well, I just, you know, I always turn on
the video, Joe. So I'm just going to

turn on the video, and then we can do a
little business.

No, but really, everything's fine. Don't
worry about it. I know I told you to

take care of everything. I just want to
see the video.

Oh, we had some wonderful clientele
today.

Oh, that's our new, uh, we've ran a few
tests, Mr. Hawling. Wait a minute, June.

Are you sure?

We ran a few tests. I'm sorry. No, wait
a minute. Stay here, Connie. I'm sorry.

Are you sure? Are you using my studio to
show dirty movies to me? No, not

tonight. Wait a minute. I'll talk to you
later when you get home.

What are you doing? Wait a minute.

Connie.

Let me explain.

You see, Don and I had this
revolutionary idea.

We decided that...

To find the perfect candidate for
prison, we want to show our clients what

really want to see.

And it's working well. The response is
marvelous.

Look at that.

That figures.

Mr. Hall's been up to something.

I mean, really.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

What a company I got.

What's going on around here? I think
I've been away from work a little bit.

Hawthorne! Hey!

Mr. Hawthorne!

Wow, this is really something. If I
would have known this, I would have

gone on that trip. But this is really
something.

What are you doing here?

I just left. I just left. You said you
were going to come down here to do your

job. What do you usually do here? I
usually do business here. I usually

this stuff. That's how I found out.

He looks pretty nice to me.

He does.

Well, why don't you just go on, you
know?

Take part of our new interview.

Um, Annie.

Bob, you have an awfully nice place
here.

Well. I mean, have you ever come to your
office? I mean, I told you I had a lot

of strange benefits.

I didn't know you knew him.

Well, I came up here because he's one of
my closest friends. I didn't know what

was going on here. I thought you were
here for an interview.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Okay.

I don't know.

Thank you.

Amen.

One minute.

New plan's going to work out pretty
well.

I don't know what you're talking about.

New plan.

Now, is this the date of your life?