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Woo, damn, yo,
look at those portals.
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Yo, these things
are the portals, right?
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- Yes, these are the gates.
- Oh, gates, yeah, gates, sorry.
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Man. What do these run you
like 500K or something?
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The budget for this project is
over a billion dollars.
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Who is this guy again?
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My neighbor, Mark.
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Do you have any final
questions before you begin?
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So uh, is this uh, like a
worm hole situation or what?
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No. We scan all your
molecules and rebuild
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you atom-by-atom
in the other gate.
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Then the original you
is vaporized.
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Gotcha. Gotcha.
So I gotta ask here so,
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is this like, you know...
[mumbles]
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What's he asking now?
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I think he's asking about
a Super Bowl ticket?
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Why?
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How do you think we got
him to do this?
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He wants to know if the field
pass if for the whole game
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or just for warm-ups.
- It's just for pre-game.
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He'll be in the stands
for the game.
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[mumbles]
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He says he wants to be somewhere
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with a good view
of the F-35 flyover.
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Is this guy for real?
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Hey, Mark.
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Ay, yo, Andrea!
That's my neighbor.
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I thought we discussed this.
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Well I didn't realize I was
like, you know...
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getting vaporized over here.
So I feel like a field pass
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during the game is pretty fair.
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Mark, we'll work it out later.
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Alright cause I'm taking a
pretty big risk here, okay.
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I've seen The Fly.
For all I know I could come out
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the other end,
the size of a fly.
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That's not what
happens in The Fly.
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Wait, so what am I thinking of
then, where they... shrink?
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- Honey, I Shrunk The Kids?
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Oh, yeah, okay.
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Mark! Are you in or out?
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You'll get to meet Jason Kelce.
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Can we get a meet-and-
greet with Jason Kelce?
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Sure.
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Okay, we're good here.
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Roger that.
Initiation in 3-2-1...
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[beep]
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It worked.
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Yooo damn, dude,
that was weird as hell.
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Wait a minute...
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Um... what is that?
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Uh. Think we got
a situation here.
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Yeah. Think you may
have cloned me.
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♪ Well, I used to work
in hot dog factory ♪
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♪ until them
robots came along, ♪
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♪ and now there is no
job for me, ♪
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♪ but I get three thousand
bucks a month. ♪
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♪ Thanks to UBI. ♪
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♪ Now we're Universal
Basic Guys. ♪
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♪ It may not sound like much,
but we're still gonna try. ♪
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♪ We're just Universal
Basic Guys. ♪
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Uh, why the hell are my knees
bending the wrong way?
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Those are your elbows, they're
just in the wrong place.
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So is that... me?
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More of less. I mean,
it appears that even
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though teleportation
was not fully achieved,
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the atom transference
was initiated,
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and as such,
we created what we call
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a physiological aberration.
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I see, okay, so it's like, what,
like Danny DeVito in Twins?
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No.
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Again we sincerely apologize
for this... inconvenience.
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Obviously these things happen,
which is something you
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legally acknowledged
when you signed the waiver.
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Are you kidding me?!
So now what?
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There's just gonna be some freak
version of me walking around?
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Oh, no. I wouldn't think of this
"Aberrant Mark" as you.
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He's... more of a misassembled
collection of your cells.
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Sort of like a... talking tumor.
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- Yo, I feel like I gotta pee,
but uh, I feel it in
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my shoulder blade here...
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Hmm, I'm not sure where your
urethra ended up.
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Tell ya what, just start
going and we'll
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move the bucket when
we find out.
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With all his organs
reshuffled, his body will
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likely see his functioning
within a few days.
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And when he does you
just call this number
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and a team will come out with
our acid truck to dispose of it.
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Whoa whoa, wait a second--
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so first you create this thing,
now you're telling me
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I've gotta take it back to my
house and wait for it to die.
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When possible, we try to
avoid having anyone
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technically die on our property.
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Alright well, can't you just,
put him on roller skates and
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push him down a driveway
into traffic?
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What if we get you
that parking pass?
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Done.
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Hey hun.
- Hey hun.
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Ah! What the hell?!
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It's okay, Tam. He's just a
mess up clone thing.
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- No, I'm not. You're
the frickin' clone, pal.
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What did you do?!
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Relax. It's fine. I just
volunteered for an experiment.
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and I got a little rearranged.
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Uh... I'm sorry?
You what?
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But the good news is,
they accidentally cloned me
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so now we got this
able-bodied guy right
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here to help out with stuff
around the house, right, pal?
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Yeah, guy's a riot.
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Yo clone,
can you deal with this?
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I want to catch the last
period of the Flyers game.
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Oh! Gah, yo!
Classic. Man...
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Mark, what the hell
is going on?
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Why are there two of you?
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There's not two of me, Tam.
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There's me,
and then there's that
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glitchy scrambled eggs version
of my cells over there, okay?
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It's not a big deal.
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Are you telling me some
mutated version of your DNA,
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is just gonna be hanging
out in our house from now on.
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Tam, relax, okay.
This is a small price to
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pay for a trip to
the Super Bowl.
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You did this for a
frickin' Super Bowl ticket?
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Uh, and a field pass
with VIP parking.
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Oh, come on. What about
our Super Bowl party?
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Oh Tam, this is a once-
in-a-life-time opportunity.
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So you're telling me
you'd rather
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go to the game alone than
be with your family and friends?
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I am gonna to be with
family and friends, okay.
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You ever heard of social media?
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I'm gonna take a bunch of pics.
I'm gonna post them, so
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it's basically like you're
right there with me.
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In fact, it's like my whole--
all my friends are with me.
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Ohh! Damn, dude!
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Yo, clone!
you gotta see this hit.
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Guy on a Bruins
just got obliterated.
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His face looks like it went
through the frickin' teleporter!
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Oho--yo, I mean come on, Tam.
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I know it's weird but
the guy's pretty hysterical.
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I mean yeah, sure,
I got my colon
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threaded through my collarbone,
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but at least I got this clone
here to run errands for me.
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- Oh yeah!
I'm the clone?
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Says the frickin' Picasso
over here.
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Ay yo Hank, can you take this
knucklehead to the clone store
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and return it for one with
a little less sass?
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- Aha, that's funny!
Yo, that's pretty good, right?
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Get outta here, dude.
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Wait, uh... which one of you
is the real Mark?
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Me, Hank.
- Me, Hank.
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Look, I know I'm technically
on their health insurance,
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but I think it's pretty
despicable of Humantis
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to use untested equipment
on random citizens.
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Nah, it's all good.
- Nah, it's all good.
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I'm going to a frickin'
Super Bowl, baby!
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- Is one of you Mark Hoagies?
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Yeah. Over here/That's me.
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I got a delivery for...
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yous...
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Ah. There it is, baby!
Super Bowl ticket.
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Alright dude. Come on.
Very funny.
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- Give me a ticket.
- You think I'm kiddin'?
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I didn't get my organs
all jumbled up
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so that my stinkin' clone could
go to the game.
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- Hey, c'mon, dude.
- Get outta here, imposter!
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Uh... Mark...s?
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Yo, I got 20 bucks
on the mutant.
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Ladies and gentlemen of
the jury, we are here
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today because of Humantis'
reckless and barbaric decision
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to test a dangerous
and unproven technology
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on an easily-exploited,
feeble-minded man.
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To make matters worse,
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this company shamefully opted
to only provide
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one single ticket to the game.
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So today, you must decide
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which of these two "Marks"
should go to the Super Bowl.
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And we're gonna start with
the deformed-- sorry...
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the anatomically divergent Mark.
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Hello everybody,
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so um... I deserve the
ticket because I'm me.
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I went to the lab thing,
I signed a frickin' form
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and I came out all
jacked up, okay.
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Then I look across the room,
and there's some--
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this weird clone imposter
standing there, okay.
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He can't be me because I'm me.
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Thanks.
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Compelling stuff.
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And now for the
normal-- uh, sorry...
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the anatomically typical Mark.
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Alright, this shouldn't
be that hard people,
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look at this photo ID.
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Do you see a head coming
out of my shoulder?
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- No?
- Uh... no...
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Okay well therefore,
I deserve the
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ticket because I'm
obviously Mark.
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Alright listen, I-
I don't know how
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to prove that I'm not the clone,
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but I've definitely got
the harder life, okay.
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I'm the one who's gotta
pee out my belly button.
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Ah, yeah, I was
wondering about that.
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So yeah, it's sorta like a
Make-A-Wish situation, okay
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Vote for me.
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Oh come on,
this is ridiculous.
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How is this even a question,
okay?
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You're gonna give my ticket
to the frickin' talking tumor?
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He's not even gonna live
long enough to use it.
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Uh, what are you talking about?
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Uh... nothing.
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Uh, no. Don't "um nothing"
me, okay.
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I know when I blurted out
something I shouldn't have.
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Alright, fine, okay uh...
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It shouldn't come as a
big surprise, but yeah,
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the scientist said you only had
a few days to live so... sorry.
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Alriiiight well, that was
quite a bombshell,
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but we still have to vote,
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so all in favor of giving
the ticket to this Mark,
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raise your hand.
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Wait, are you kidding m--
Oh my God, come on!
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Okay, we have reached
the verdict.
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Congrats!
You're going to the Super Bowl!
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[awkward clap]
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Hey you uh, you watching videos
of unlikely animal friends?
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Yeah.
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That's what I like to
watch when I'm feeling down.
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Yep.
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You wanna talk about it?
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Nope.
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C'mon dude. Cheer up, okay.
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You're going to the
frickin' Super Bowl.
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Yeah, if I even live that long.
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Alright well, to be fair, we're
all gonna die. It's just...
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y' know, you're gonna to do it
in the next few days.
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Man, I got a
whole list of things
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I wanted to do before I die.
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Well, what's stopping you?
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How the hell am I going to
go hang-gliding
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across the Delaware River
dressed as George Washington
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when I gotta frickin' foot
for a hand.
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Alright well, I got hands for
hands, so maybe I can help you.
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We can do it together. I
mean, it's my bucket list too,
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might as well get
a head start.
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Okay. Yeah, let's do it.
- Let's gooo!!
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♪ [Ahhh... so let's go!
(Let's go!)] ♪
243
00:09:09,264 --> 00:09:13,206
♪ [Let's do all the things that
I wanna do with you!] ♪
244
00:09:13,239 --> 00:09:14,474
♪ [With me!]
245
00:09:14,542 --> 00:09:16,680
♪ [Cuz I'm you! (You're me!)] ♪
246
00:09:16,714 --> 00:09:18,349
♪ [We're the same guy!]
247
00:09:18,382 --> 00:09:19,586
♪ [Let's go! (Let's go!)]
248
00:09:19,619 --> 00:09:21,021
♪ [I got it all mapped out.]
249
00:09:21,055 --> 00:09:24,729
♪ [I'm a Make-A-Wish man and
I'm almost tapped out.] ♪
250
00:09:24,762 --> 00:09:26,499
♪ [Let's go!
(Let's go!)] ♪
251
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,302
♪ [There's you and me] ♪
252
00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:29,872
♪ [And we're both gonna die]
253
00:09:29,973 --> 00:09:33,146
♪ [but you're gonna die
immediately] ♪
254
00:09:33,179 --> 00:09:34,014
♪ [Let's go!]
255
00:09:34,248 --> 00:09:36,620
Oh man, gotta say I wasn't
sure that riding in a
256
00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:38,524
fighter jet was going to live
up to the hype,
257
00:09:38,624 --> 00:09:40,493
but damn dude,
that Cobra Maneuver?
258
00:09:40,627 --> 00:09:41,428
Man, that was unreal.
259
00:09:41,663 --> 00:09:44,536
Yeah dude. Oh man, I
did kinda feel bad though,
260
00:09:44,636 --> 00:09:47,206
when I puked all over the pilot,
but in my defense,
261
00:09:47,307 --> 00:09:50,213
my stomach is wrapped around my
ribs like a French horn, so...
262
00:09:50,313 --> 00:09:52,651
Alright, it looks like, yeah,
we've hit a lot of these.
263
00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:54,021
Probably not gonna get
to "live in
264
00:09:54,054 --> 00:09:57,060
San Diego for a couple decades."
But... Ooh, dude,
265
00:09:57,127 --> 00:09:58,062
tomorrow's a biggie:
266
00:09:58,129 --> 00:09:59,932
We got "hang gliding over
the Delaware River
267
00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,537
dressed as George Washingtons."
268
00:10:01,637 --> 00:10:03,072
Gotta admit, clone. This bucket
269
00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:05,043
list thing was a
pretty sweet idea.
270
00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:06,813
Yeah, you know,
you get so caught up in
271
00:10:06,913 --> 00:10:09,051
stuff like spending time with
friends and family,
272
00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:11,121
you forget the really important
things in life,
273
00:10:11,155 --> 00:10:13,660
like running into a tornado
wearing a Zorb ball.
274
00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,131
Yo, Mark! Could you help us
set up the tent?
275
00:10:16,165 --> 00:10:18,803
You know, if we leave now,
we could probably knock off,
276
00:10:18,837 --> 00:10:20,708
"teach all the parrots at
the pet store to say,
277
00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:21,710
'Dallas sucks'" from the list.
278
00:10:21,943 --> 00:10:24,214
Actually, y'know what, uh
why don't you go without me.
279
00:10:24,247 --> 00:10:26,786
I gonna stay here and help out.
- Oh, uh... you sure?
280
00:10:26,820 --> 00:10:28,557
Yeah, dude.
It's the least I could do for
281
00:10:28,657 --> 00:10:30,126
all the stuff you've been
doing for me.
282
00:10:30,226 --> 00:10:33,567
I mean, you could always give me
that Super Bowl ticket.
283
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,936
Honestly, I'm feeling
pretty decent.
284
00:10:35,003 --> 00:10:37,074
I might actually make it to
the game after all.
285
00:10:37,174 --> 00:10:40,848
Oh, uh... Great. Yeah.
That's great to hear.
286
00:10:40,948 --> 00:10:42,752
Hey yo, Tam!
You need a hand with that?
287
00:10:42,819 --> 00:10:45,423
Uh... yeah, actually.
That would be great.
288
00:10:47,828 --> 00:10:49,231
- Here you go.
- Ah, thanks, bud.
289
00:10:49,331 --> 00:10:51,737
Anything else I can help with?
- No, dude, I got this.
290
00:10:51,837 --> 00:10:53,707
Why don't you go throw
some dogs on the grill
291
00:10:53,707 --> 00:10:56,445
and watch the Flyers game.
- Oh. Uh. Hell yeah.
292
00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:59,385
You're doing okay they're
Mutant Ma-- I... I mean...
293
00:10:59,485 --> 00:11:02,457
Tam, it's fine, okay. I'm
Mark and I'm also a mutant.
294
00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:03,359
It works.
295
00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,733
Sorry. I'm still getting used
to this whole "two Marks" thing.
296
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,302
Anyway, I'm running
to the supermarket
297
00:11:08,302 --> 00:11:10,340
to get stuff for the party.
- Sounds good, hon.
298
00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,843
Actually, you know what?
299
00:11:11,943 --> 00:11:13,547
Is it cool if I come along?
300
00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:15,817
Um... You wanna run
errands with me?
301
00:11:15,918 --> 00:11:17,321
Yeah, I'd love to.
302
00:11:17,454 --> 00:11:18,824
Oh, okay.
303
00:11:19,258 --> 00:11:20,961
Oh man, he's pretty cool,
actually.
304
00:11:20,995 --> 00:11:23,065
I really like this new Mark,
huh?
305
00:11:26,606 --> 00:11:29,679
Haha. You know, I gotta say,
I'm impressed.
306
00:11:29,746 --> 00:11:31,917
You didn't even buy
any squirtable cheese
307
00:11:32,017 --> 00:11:33,554
or Twix-flavored puddings
or nothing.
308
00:11:33,587 --> 00:11:36,125
Yeah, nah trying to eat healthy,
you know.
309
00:11:36,225 --> 00:11:38,496
I wanna stave off the reaper
for as long as I can.
310
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,002
Wow. Look at you,
Mutant Mark Hoagies.
311
00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:42,839
But, lemme tell ya, I'd
make an exception for
312
00:11:42,939 --> 00:11:44,742
a little sneak preview of those
313
00:11:44,809 --> 00:11:47,247
patented Tammy
Hoagies mini meatballs.
314
00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,721
Ohoh, sure, hun. I didn't
realize you liked 'em.
315
00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:53,259
Like 'em? I friggin' love them.
They're unbelievable.
316
00:11:53,292 --> 00:11:55,698
Huh. You know you never
mentioned that to me before.
317
00:11:55,731 --> 00:11:56,967
Yeah well, I should have.
318
00:11:57,034 --> 00:11:59,772
There's actually a ton
of stuff you do that I love
319
00:11:59,872 --> 00:12:01,610
and... probably should tell
you that more.
320
00:12:01,643 --> 00:12:05,952
Thanks, hun.
321
00:12:06,085 --> 00:12:07,054
The Hell?
322
00:12:07,154 --> 00:12:09,291
Uh... Am I
interrupting something?
323
00:12:09,391 --> 00:12:11,896
Yeah. You can give us a
hand with the bags.
324
00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:14,034
Ah, it's all good. Don't worry,
Tam. I got it.
325
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,205
You know, I'm making
those mini-meatballs
326
00:12:16,305 --> 00:12:17,140
for the party tomorrow.
327
00:12:17,473 --> 00:12:20,346
Oh cool. Uh yo, did you
get any uh, any Twix pudding?
328
00:12:26,325 --> 00:12:27,327
Tammy?
329
00:12:31,068 --> 00:12:33,238
You gotta be frickin'
kidding me.
330
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,011
[phone dialing]
331
00:12:36,211 --> 00:12:38,784
Humantis Biotech Containment
Services. This is Bill.
332
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,988
Hey Bill. So uh, I got this uh,
333
00:12:41,088 --> 00:12:43,560
mutant clone thing that was
supposed to die but uh...
334
00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:45,229
yeah it sort of hasn't
335
00:12:45,296 --> 00:12:47,434
and now my whole family likes
it more to me, and uh,
336
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,839
on top of that, he's got
my Super Bowl tickets,
337
00:12:49,939 --> 00:12:51,175
so yeah, is there
anything that--
338
00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:53,178
No problem, sir.
We'll send our relocation
339
00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:54,982
team to take care of
this immediately.
340
00:12:55,082 --> 00:12:56,886
Awesome dude. Appreciate it.
341
00:12:59,826 --> 00:13:02,397
Alright, uh, I got a Blueberry
and Sour Patch Kids
342
00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:03,868
pancakes for my guy here.
343
00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:05,236
No way! Thanks, Mark.
344
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:06,840
Hey, Mernft, you need
more bacon?
345
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,910
You're uh, wasting away
over there.
346
00:13:08,944 --> 00:13:11,081
- No I'm good.
Yo David, you want pancakes?
347
00:13:11,215 --> 00:13:13,520
Eh. I'm trying to cut
down on white flour.
348
00:13:13,553 --> 00:13:15,991
Actually, they're whole grain.
I'm tryin' to eat clean.
349
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,830
Oh. Alright, well then
flapjack me up.
350
00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:21,468
Heh Mark, why are you being so
cool all of a sudden?
351
00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:22,470
Did your brain mutate too?
352
00:13:22,571 --> 00:13:24,375
Let me tell you, okay,
coming face-to-face with
353
00:13:24,441 --> 00:13:26,111
your own mortality,
will do that to ya.
354
00:13:26,145 --> 00:13:27,480
Made me really appreciate
you guys.
355
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,855
- Here you go, hun.
- Ooho baby. Let's gooo!
356
00:13:30,955 --> 00:13:32,658
Let me get in on this.
Mmm.
357
00:13:32,691 --> 00:13:33,861
Ohoho!
You like it?
358
00:13:33,894 --> 00:13:36,098
Do I like it?
I frickin' love it.
359
00:13:36,098 --> 00:13:38,268
This is your best batch so far,
hands down.
360
00:13:38,369 --> 00:13:41,341
Oh yeah, gimme some!
Yoo. There he is!
361
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:44,982
Hide your cherry trees!
It's Mr. Dolla Dolla, himself,
362
00:13:45,082 --> 00:13:47,019
G-Dubz. Looking good, dude.
363
00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,859
Uh. Are we still doing this
or what's going on, bud?
364
00:13:49,859 --> 00:13:52,263
Hah nah nah. Rain check.
You got a bag to pack.
365
00:13:52,297 --> 00:13:54,769
Car's gonna be here any minute
to take you to the airport.
366
00:13:54,869 --> 00:13:57,942
Wait, uh. Uh... is this
what I think it is?
367
00:13:58,009 --> 00:14:00,346
Sure is, bud.
Super Bowl ticket.
368
00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:01,750
I want you to have it.
369
00:14:01,850 --> 00:14:03,721
The memory will last a
lot longer with you.
370
00:14:03,754 --> 00:14:04,856
Wow.
Thanks dude.
371
00:14:04,989 --> 00:14:07,393
Ah it's all good.
If I'm on my way out,
372
00:14:07,493 --> 00:14:08,830
I wanna spend whatever time
373
00:14:08,863 --> 00:14:11,603
I have left with uh,
friends and family, so...
374
00:14:11,937 --> 00:14:14,140
Yo there's like a fancy
black Escalade out front.
375
00:14:14,174 --> 00:14:15,611
Oph, guess they're here early.
376
00:14:15,711 --> 00:14:17,514
You might want to go
pack that bag.
377
00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:22,691
Huh? What's this?
378
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:25,196
Dear Mark,
if you're reading this now,
379
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:27,167
you're on your way to
the Super Bowl.
380
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,471
I'm not sure if I'll be
around when you get back,
381
00:14:29,572 --> 00:14:32,444
but either way,
I'll be out of your hair soon.
382
00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:34,983
You do remember the one thing
we always said we'd
383
00:14:35,016 --> 00:14:36,853
do if we went to the
Super Bowl, right?
384
00:14:36,986 --> 00:14:38,289
Heh, get outta here...
385
00:14:38,456 --> 00:14:40,193
Here's a battery to chuck
at the refs
386
00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:42,330
his payback for the B.S.
defensive holding call
387
00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:44,602
that cost us a Super Bowl
against the Chiefs.
388
00:14:44,769 --> 00:14:45,938
Make us proud
389
00:14:46,072 --> 00:14:49,077
Aw man. He's a good guy.
Wait a minute...
390
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,516
that means 'I'm a good guy.'
391
00:14:51,783 --> 00:14:54,187
[phone]
392
00:14:54,421 --> 00:14:55,289
Hey, what's up Mark?
393
00:14:55,356 --> 00:14:57,126
Hey David uh, yo is
Andrea around or...?
394
00:14:57,193 --> 00:14:59,231
No. I- I'm still at your place.
Why?
395
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:02,069
Oh uh, I was just wondering, if
you could just ask her
396
00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:04,441
If the Humantis relocation
team can
397
00:15:04,508 --> 00:15:07,615
find a way to relocate
Mutant Mark to San Diego,
398
00:15:07,715 --> 00:15:10,453
I really appreciate that.
- Wait, what did you just say?
399
00:15:10,587 --> 00:15:12,724
Oh it's just, y'know,
I always wanted...
400
00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,729
We always wanted to live there,
so...
401
00:15:14,763 --> 00:15:18,068
No, I mean, what did you say
about "relocating" Mutant Mark?
402
00:15:18,101 --> 00:15:21,041
Oh yeah, I just called that
card that Jason gave me,
403
00:15:21,075 --> 00:15:22,712
and uh, you know I
let them know that
404
00:15:22,812 --> 00:15:23,780
Mutant Mark hadn't expired yet,
405
00:15:23,914 --> 00:15:26,117
so they're gonna send a
team over to relocate him.
406
00:15:26,151 --> 00:15:30,092
Oh, Mark. "Relocate" is a
Humantis industry term.
407
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,363
- It means kill!
- Oh, my God...
408
00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:36,171
Hey sir. I need to get back
home, like, as soon as possible.
409
00:15:37,106 --> 00:15:41,181
Yo! Hey driver!
Driver guy!... Or girl!
410
00:15:46,859 --> 00:15:49,230
Hey. I'm here for a
"Mark Hoagies."
411
00:15:49,331 --> 00:15:51,936
Uh... Yeah, um,
we're actually good,
412
00:15:51,969 --> 00:15:54,107
we don't need you guys.
It was a mistake.
413
00:15:54,107 --> 00:15:55,443
He died already.
414
00:15:55,577 --> 00:15:57,848
He died?
Aw. Poor guy.
415
00:15:57,949 --> 00:15:59,852
Just before going to
the Super Bowl.
416
00:15:59,886 --> 00:16:01,088
I'm sorry, what?
417
00:16:01,121 --> 00:16:03,727
I'm here to drive Mr.
Hoagies to the airport.
418
00:16:04,027 --> 00:16:05,630
Oh my God.
419
00:16:10,508 --> 00:16:13,312
Whoa. Is this like the
airport VIP entrance,
420
00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:17,053
- uh, what's going on?
- Eh... Something like that.
421
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,557
Wait a minute...
422
00:16:18,891 --> 00:16:21,428
Ow!
What the hell... ugh...
423
00:16:22,430 --> 00:16:24,401
Gah! Jason's not picking up.
Ugh!
424
00:16:24,434 --> 00:16:27,040
- Can you call someone else?!
- No. It goes to a call service.
425
00:16:27,106 --> 00:16:28,142
I have to go down there.
426
00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:29,044
I'm coming with you guys.
427
00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:31,014
I don't know if that's
a good idea, Mark.
428
00:16:31,048 --> 00:16:32,918
You are the mutant they're
supposed to kill.
429
00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:34,354
- Relocate.
- Okay, Andrea.
430
00:16:34,454 --> 00:16:37,427
C'mon, the guy is me, okay?
I can't not save myself.
431
00:16:37,461 --> 00:16:39,465
My family needs a
healthy Mark around.
432
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,370
Damn. I'm blown away
by your selflessness.
433
00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:45,043
Yeah you like, David, right?
Pretty selfless, eh?
434
00:16:45,143 --> 00:16:46,880
Enough.
Let's go.
435
00:16:47,147 --> 00:16:49,586
This guy's a mutant?
Looks kind of normal.
436
00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:52,624
You sure? Look at his head.
It's like a giant thumb.
437
00:16:54,427 --> 00:16:56,599
So how come you didn't just
kill me immediately?
438
00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:57,535
Some legal B.S.
439
00:16:57,735 --> 00:16:59,939
Believe me, if it we're up
to me, we would have.
440
00:16:59,973 --> 00:17:01,843
I mean, speaking purely
from a PR perspective.
441
00:17:01,943 --> 00:17:04,047
Andrea! What the hell?!
This is criminal!
442
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,116
Eh. It's a grey area.
443
00:17:05,183 --> 00:17:06,619
Well, it's definitely immoral.
444
00:17:06,719 --> 00:17:09,357
David, my Humantis paycheck
supports our whole life
445
00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:12,230
Our house, your swim lessons,
our intamacy counselor.
446
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:14,835
No one knows how important those
swim lessons are more than me.
447
00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:17,006
I feel totally confident in
the tub these days,
448
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,676
but this is a bridge too far.
449
00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:20,079
[tires screech]
450
00:17:20,179 --> 00:17:21,515
We're here.
451
00:17:22,785 --> 00:17:23,921
The hell?
452
00:17:24,054 --> 00:17:25,925
Yo! C'mon, what the
hell's going on?
453
00:17:26,058 --> 00:17:27,060
Hey! Hey!
454
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:29,666
Sorry, mutant. You'll be
relocated shortly.
455
00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:30,700
Uh, I'm sorry, what?
456
00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:33,673
- Stop!
- Andrea? Mark?
457
00:17:33,773 --> 00:17:35,577
Cancel this procedure. Now!
458
00:17:35,611 --> 00:17:37,815
Sorry. That order has to
come from Jason.
459
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,117
What are you talking about?!
460
00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:41,121
You're about to kill
an innocent person.
461
00:17:41,222 --> 00:17:42,257
That's the mutant!
462
00:17:42,257 --> 00:17:43,794
Andrea!
- Woah woah. Come on.
463
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:46,364
Hmm. Yeah, okay.
Bill, grab him.
464
00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:53,045
Go go go go!
465
00:17:53,346 --> 00:17:55,049
Hey. Listen, I'm really sorry
466
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:56,786
about the whole
relocation thing.
467
00:17:56,886 --> 00:18:00,426
I had no idea it was
like a ah, murder situation.
468
00:18:01,996 --> 00:18:03,298
Come on. Come on.
469
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,606
There! That's him.
470
00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:08,877
- Which one?
- Are you serious?
471
00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:11,015
Sorry, I have Full- Body
Agnosia.
472
00:18:11,148 --> 00:18:12,517
It's a severe form
of face blindness
473
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,153
that extends to the
whole body.
474
00:18:14,187 --> 00:18:15,624
[smack]
Boom. Headshot.
475
00:18:15,691 --> 00:18:16,526
What the hell?
476
00:18:16,726 --> 00:18:18,530
Why didn't you throw it at the
guy with the gun?
477
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,634
Ugh. I have to go lie down
and put pressure on it.
478
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,470
Wait was that the battery
I gave you?
479
00:18:22,571 --> 00:18:23,372
You know it.
480
00:18:23,773 --> 00:18:25,711
Shut up! Tell me who the
mutant is or I'll kill you both.
481
00:18:25,811 --> 00:18:28,148
Whoa whoa hey listen,
I'm the mutant, okay?
482
00:18:28,248 --> 00:18:29,886
This guy here,
he's the real Mark.
483
00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:31,255
No no no.
I'm the mutant, okay.
484
00:18:31,355 --> 00:18:32,792
He's the real Mark.
485
00:18:32,892 --> 00:18:34,762
[ding]
It's here. Let's go.
486
00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:36,733
Come on, come on...
487
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,903
[click, click]
488
00:18:42,143 --> 00:18:44,515
Noooo!
489
00:18:49,926 --> 00:18:51,328
No no no no!
Yeah, that's a bullet.
490
00:18:51,328 --> 00:18:52,798
That is a bullet.
491
00:18:55,571 --> 00:18:58,342
Well, guess I'm being
"relocated" after all.
492
00:18:58,409 --> 00:19:00,647
No no, hang in there dude,
okay. Andrea, she told me
493
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,018
she can get you an
actual relocation,
494
00:19:03,051 --> 00:19:05,056
to San Diego, okay?
Right Andrea?
495
00:19:05,089 --> 00:19:08,295
Uh... yeah. Sure.
No problem.
496
00:19:08,329 --> 00:19:09,330
Eh, it's fine.
497
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:12,805
It's just, calf-tattoos and
bad micro-breweries.
498
00:19:12,838 --> 00:19:13,707
Why'd you do that, dude?
499
00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,778
I mean, why'd you jump in front
of a bullet for me?
500
00:19:15,844 --> 00:19:18,148
Because you got a lot
more life to live.
501
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:21,288
More to give to your friends
and your family, okay.
502
00:19:21,656 --> 00:19:23,526
Don't take it for granted,
Mark.
503
00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:25,864
Soak in every minute.
[cough, cough]
504
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,470
Just tell me... one... thing.
505
00:19:29,505 --> 00:19:31,776
Yeah, buddy.
W- What is it?
506
00:19:32,043 --> 00:19:33,914
Boom!
- Oof! Dude! Oh man...
507
00:19:33,947 --> 00:19:35,215
You... little bitch.
508
00:19:35,249 --> 00:19:36,652
Historical...
509
00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:47,373
Uh, explain to me again why I'm
at a funeral for Mark.
510
00:19:47,473 --> 00:19:49,778
- Oh, he's dead.
- He's literally right there.
511
00:19:49,878 --> 00:19:52,316
Ahem.
I was a good man.
512
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:54,454
Smart. Funny.
513
00:19:54,788 --> 00:19:56,525
Maybe not conventionally
handsome but
514
00:19:56,559 --> 00:19:59,096
with an undeniable magnetism.
515
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:00,634
Mark, honey,
can we wrap this up?
516
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,370
The guys are here to
take the tent.
517
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,508
The one thing I taught
myself was this:
518
00:20:04,675 --> 00:20:06,712
It's not about the
Super Bowls you attend,
519
00:20:06,746 --> 00:20:09,752
or the score of the game or
that the Birds got screwed
520
00:20:09,785 --> 00:20:12,056
in the Divisional Round because
some B.S. no call on an
521
00:20:12,089 --> 00:20:14,529
obvious pass interference that
would have lead to the
522
00:20:14,629 --> 00:20:16,599
gimmie field goal to put us
up by two,
523
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:18,803
it's about being here
with folks you love.
524
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:22,243
You guys here. You know, a
lot of people they don't know
525
00:20:22,276 --> 00:20:24,013
about Mark's biggest
accomplishments, so
526
00:20:24,114 --> 00:20:25,650
I'm gonna go ahead and
list them now.
527
00:20:25,784 --> 00:20:29,090
Threw a perfect game in
MLB The Show 2021, uh,
528
00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:34,902
was ranked South Jersey's #5
best hot dog salesman in 2014--
529
00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:36,104
Okay, guys that's rude.
530
00:20:36,271 --> 00:20:38,743
That's rude to leave right now,
okay. I'm eulogizing.
531
00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:43,251
God, I hate this conference.
532
00:20:43,352 --> 00:20:44,788
There's nowhere worse than
San Diego.
533
00:20:44,888 --> 00:20:47,160
It's like someone gave ska
music its own city.
534
00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:48,897
Uh, two horchatas please.
535
00:20:49,131 --> 00:20:51,101
May I uh, make a recommendation?
536
00:20:51,134 --> 00:20:53,305
You gotta hit up the
breakfast taco guy
537
00:20:53,405 --> 00:20:55,877
at the end of the market.
It's unbelievable.
538
00:20:55,978 --> 00:20:57,647
Oh. Thank you. I--
539
00:20:58,850 --> 00:20:59,686
What the hell?
540
00:20:59,719 --> 00:21:02,190
Told you I get him
a real relocation.
541
00:21:02,223 --> 00:21:05,363
But... didn't you get shot
in the... chest?
542
00:21:05,429 --> 00:21:07,601
So it turns out when my
organs got all mixed up,
543
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:09,437
my heart ended up in my thigh!
544
00:21:09,538 --> 00:21:11,074
So when I got shot
in the chest,
545
00:21:11,108 --> 00:21:13,445
it was actually uh, just uh--
it was in my butt, so...
546
00:21:13,546 --> 00:21:15,951
anyway thanks again,
Andrea.
547
00:21:15,951 --> 00:21:18,590
I'm gonna go uh, head to the
zoo for the monkey feeding.
548
00:21:18,757 --> 00:21:21,428
♪ Monkey time.
It's monkey time. ♪
549
00:21:21,596 --> 00:21:24,769
♪ Gotta watch the monkey's
eat the food time. ♪
550
00:21:25,136 --> 00:21:28,341
♪ Monkey time.
It's monkey time. ♪
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