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No, if you want to stay
in that house
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and drive that car, then I have
to live here to save money.
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No... I don't agree
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that he's a bad influence
on Jake.
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Uh-huh...
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JAKE:
Uncle Charlie,
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I understand
the point spread,
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but I'm still confused
about the vig.
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Okay... vig is short for
"vigorish"
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and it means the percentage
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you pay a bookie
to take your bet.
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So it's better
to be a bookie.
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Aw, my little boy
is growing up.
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ALAN:
Judith, Judith...
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hang on.
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I have got to stop you here
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because right
at this very minute,
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I'm watching Charlie help Jake
with math.
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Well, go ahead
and call your lawyers,
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but I think I am well within
my rights here.
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Well, I don't know what Jake
is telling you
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about Charlie's dates,
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but he is a kid
and he blows things
out of proportion.
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Well, if by "nude swimming"
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you mean she had
no bathing suit on whatsoever,
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then that never happened.
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* Men, men, men, men,
manly men *
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* Men... *
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I can see the clothes hamper
was a wise purchase.
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Berta?
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No, it's Liz Hurley,
but I'm holding water.
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I'm still sleeping here.
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Could you come back
in a little while?
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I could or you could get
your pampered ass out of bed
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and let me do my demeaning job
and get on with my hellish life.
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Excuse me, Berta,
but the last time I checked,
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you worked for me,
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so I'll get up
when I'm good and ready.
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Sorry I had to pull rank on you.
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Berta,
for God's sake!
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Hey, do you want
clean towels?
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But I'm trying
to do something here.
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So do it.
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Well,
I can't do it now.
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Is something wrong?
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I mean, beyond the usual
demeaning job,
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hellish life
stuff?
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You really want
to know?
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No, but I'm up
and my bed's gone.
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Okay, so I told you
about my daughter, right?
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You have a daughter?
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I have three.
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Three?
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Wow.
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You got to start learning
to say no, little lady.
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Hey, Berta. Morning.
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Now, you know, I hate
to criticize,
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but the coffee filters
you've been buying
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have chemicals
in them...
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...and I love it!
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Get out of my way.
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So what's wrong
with her?
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Apparently,
she has children.
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And one of them showed up
last night
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and left her little girl,
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who I have to drag
with me everywhere
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because I can't leave her alone
in the house.
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So you brought
her here?
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Yeah...
is that going to be a problem?
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No.
That's wonderful.
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CHARLIE:
Happy to have her.
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So where is she?
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She's playing with Jake.
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Oh, good. A little
playmate for Jake.
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Give him something
to do for today.
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I just hope they're quiet,
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'cause I've
got a lot of work to do.
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Nana, did you throw out
my cigarettes again?
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Oh, hell.
Dear God.
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Prudence, you're 16 years old.
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You want to end up on one
of those breathing machines
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like your Uncle Chick?
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Mom lets me smoke.
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Oh, well why didn't
you say so?
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No reason
I shouldn't trust
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the judgment
of a woman
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who's off selling
bootleg Metallica
T-shirts
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at a monster
truck rally.
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Mom sounds like
a real go-getter.
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So what am I supposed to do
here all day?
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You're supposed to help
me clean, that's what.
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Here, you can start
with his toilet.
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Hi.
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I'm, uh, Alan.
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Hi, Alan.
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What kind of car
do you drive?
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Uh, Volvo station wagon?
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What do you got?
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I got nothing.
Not a damn thing.
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Hey, Prudence,
I set up my X-Box.
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You ready to play?
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Sure.
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BERTA:
Get to work,
Prudence!
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Maybe later, handsome.
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Stupid old woman.
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Isn't she wonderful?
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Oh, hell.
Dear God.
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Well, I'd better
get started on that work...
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I have... to do.
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Yeah, I got to catch up
on some... some paperwork
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that has to do
with the... the office.
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Oh, yeah.
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Your job.
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Hmm-mm.
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Your...
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chiropractor job.
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Yeah, and you'll be, what?
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You'll be writing
a-a jingle?
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Yeah... potato chips.
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You know, the...
ones in a can.
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Yeah.
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I like those.
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All right, then...
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Hmm...
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I'm going over to...
that piano now.
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Yeah, and I'm going to go
to the-the-the kitchen
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and... uh... yeah.
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( Charlie starts playing
the piano )
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( knocking )
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( stops playing )
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Hey, you play piano?
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Yes.
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( Charlie starts playing again
off-key )
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You're pretty good.
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Thanks.
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Are you in a band?
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No.
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I used to go out
with a bass player,
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and he wrote this beautiful song
for me called "Dear Prudence."
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Yeah, that sounds like something
a bass player would do.
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You know, I've always wanted
to play the piano.
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Do you think you could
teach me something?
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Nope.
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Nothing. Not a damn thing.
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So, um...
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do you have a girlfriend?
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Me? Oh, yeah.
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Big-time girlfriend.
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We're practically engaged.
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Prudence, he's old enough
to be your father.
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And knowing your mother,
he might be.
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So just wash the damn windows.
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I'm not your father.
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How do you stand her?
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She's such a bitch.
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Whoa, whoa...
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don't talk like that
about your grandmother.
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Hey, you don't know her.
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She's all sweet and nice
with you.
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Yeah, she's
a real gumdrop.
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My point is, you've got
to respect her
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because she loves you
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and...
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I've seen her pick up the stove
to vacuum under it.
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Oh, hey, look--
there's Rose.
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My... girlfriend.
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Come on in, baby!
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Okay...
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Rose,
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this is Berta's
16-year-old
granddaughter, Prudence.
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Prudence,
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this is my girlfriend--
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who I'm free to take
across state lines-- Rose.
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Oh...
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Wow, look at that kiss.
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What?
Huh?
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Oh, thank God.
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Berta, does Prudence
have a boyfriend?
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Oh, honey,
don't get me started.
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What does that mean?
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It means if she gets
a high school diploma
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before she gets a baby,
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she'll be the first one
in the family.
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I'm thirsty.
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What's to drink?
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The Cransylvania Goofy Juice
is mine,
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but you can have one.
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Oh, thanks, handsome.
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Is this beer
for anybody?
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Prudence, you're 16.
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Uh, uh, you know,
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Prudence, the Goofy Juice
has vitamin C and calcium.
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It's much better than beer
for a growing body.
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Not that your body needs
to-to-to grow.
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I'm done.
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You know, Prudence,
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I'm the third-fastest
runner in my class.
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Cool.
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Spring break's over.
Back to work.
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Later, stud.
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Boy, she smells good.
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Yeah, if you like Camel filters
and pheromones.
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I got to do some grocery
shopping for your brother.
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I'll be back in a little while.
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What about Prudence?
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She'll be fine.
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Just keep her out
of the liquor cabinet,
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00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,939
and don't do anything stupid
or you'll go to jail.
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00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,877
Why would you go
to jail?
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00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,144
Well, that's kind
of complicated...
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00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:14,214
And why was Uncle Charlie
kissing Rose?
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00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,215
Well, that was, uh--
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And what are pherobones?
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That one I know and...
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JAKE:
Whoa!
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Never mind.
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Wow. You're
really good at that.
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Thanks.
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I took some
cosmetology courses.
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I figure I'll be a beautician...
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or a supermodel.
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Cool.
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You want another Goofy Juice?
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Aren't you the sweetest?
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That's twice
he's done that.
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00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:07,267
You got to admit, she did
a nice job on those windows.
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00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:15,542
Jake, you need to get started
on that book report.
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00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,344
But Prudence
is thirsty.
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I'll take care of Prudence.
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Come on. Get going.
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Man!
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Charlie, you want to...
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Not a chance in hell.
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00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,389
Remember when you used
to say that about us?
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Here.
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Thanks.
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Where's my little pal?
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He has work to do...
kind of like you.
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Aw. Are you going to tell on me?
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No, no, no. It was just, uh...
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just an... an observation.
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Calling them as I see them.
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Glean from it what you will.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm not really sure anymore.
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But I... I do want
you to know that, uh...
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I understand how... how angry
and... and powerless you feel.
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Believe it or not,
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I was a teenager
once, too.
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And, uh... I... I can remember
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what it's like to... to rebel
against parental authority.
252
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Or, in your case,
grandparental authority.
253
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Can you put some
of this on my back?
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00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:39,993
No.
255
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If you don't,
I'll burn.
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If I do, I will.
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00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,372
Oh! Judith.
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What a surprise.
259
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,308
Hello, Charlie.
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00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,512
So...
261
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:01,882
What's new?
262
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,884
Where's Jake?
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00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,053
In his room,
doing a book report.
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00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,154
How can he do a book report
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00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,421
when he left the book
at my house?
266
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,957
That little dickens.
267
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,392
Trying to pull the wool
over our eyes.
268
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,462
I'll take care of
this right now. Bye.
269
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:18,598
Charlie,
I want to see Jake.
270
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,201
Oh. Sure. Hang on.
271
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:26,406
Jake, your mother's here!
272
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,252
What?
273
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,420
Your mom's here.
274
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,222
Talk to your mom.
275
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,490
Here he is.
276
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,791
Hi, Mom.
277
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,960
Hi, sweetie.
Having a fun weekend?
278
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,829
Mm-hmm. You know Berta,
Uncle Charlie's housekeeper?
279
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:50,864
Of course she knows her.
280
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,032
Who doesn't know Berta?
281
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,001
She brought her
granddaughter over.
282
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,668
CHARLIE:
Yeah. Sweet little kid.
283
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,404
JUDITH:
That's nice. Have you
been playing with her?
284
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,438
Oh, yeah.
285
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:02,775
I mean, he has. Not me.
286
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,344
Hey, Judith.
What's up?
287
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,846
Well, it turns out
288
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:10,017
this little rascal was
pulling a fast one on us--
289
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,519
doing a book report
without the book.
290
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,387
Oh, Jake.
291
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,855
All right,
young man,
292
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,590
you get to work
right now.
293
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,860
Jake.
294
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,031
Oh, yeah.
295
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,334
So, uh... thanks
for stopping by.
296
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,568
I guess I'll see you
297
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,137
when you come
to pick him up.
298
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,571
What's going on here?
299
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,040
Nothing. What?
300
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,707
ROSE:
Oh, hi, Judith.
301
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,676
Did you hear
the good news?
302
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:39,212
Charlie and I
are back together.
303
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,447
Oh, really?
304
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,684
Yep. That's
what's going on here.
305
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,553
Well, just show
a little discretion
306
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,887
in front of my son,
Charlie.
307
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,657
Absolutely. You got that, Rose?
Discretion.
308
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,625
Got it, Monkey Man.
309
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,403
I think I have a concussion.
310
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,043
Thanks
for helping me
311
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,711
with my book report,
Prudence.
312
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,346
Oh, no problem.
313
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,315
Fourth grade stuff
is easy for me.
314
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,517
Should be. You did it twice.
315
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,387
Let's go,
before we miss the bus.
316
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,788
Later, handsome.
317
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,557
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
318
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,027
( sighs )
319
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,396
( sighs )
320
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,365
So, what are we
doing tonight, sweetie?
321
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,437
Rose, I... I really
appreciate your help,
322
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,673
but you don't have to pretend
to be my girlfriend anymore.
323
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,411
Oh, no.
324
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,513
Are you pretending
to break up with me?
325
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,152
( doorbell rings )
326
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,526
2:00 in the morning.
327
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,361
This better be God.
328
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,865
Oh, God.
329
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,967
Hey.
330
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,470
Prudence, what the hell
are you doing here?
331
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,739
I had a fight
with my grandmother.
332
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,507
So? When I have a fight
333
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,477
with my grandmother,
I don't come to your house.
334
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:18,911
I know. I'm sorry.
335
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,114
I just didn't know
where else to go,
336
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,615
and I thought you were cool.
337
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,918
Whoa. Whoa.
Uh... look, Prudence,
338
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,188
this just can't happen.
339
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,257
I mean, you're
a very nice and pretty
340
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,560
but, in prison, so am I.
341
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,362
Bitchin' house, man.
342
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,198
You should rent it to MTV.
343
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,433
Who the hell are you?
344
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,701
What's going on?
345
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,472
Put down the toothbrush,
Alan.
346
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,640
We got bigger problems
than gingivitis.
347
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,642
What's she doing here?
348
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:50,877
Who the hell is this?
349
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,612
This is Freddie...
350
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,214
my fiance.
351
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,983
'Sup?
352
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,785
"Sup?" I'll tell you
what's "sup."
353
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,654
I'm "sup," and I should
be "seeping." Sleeping.
354
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,390
What's going on here?
355
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,658
Well, Freddie came over
to announce our engagement,
356
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,327
and Nana threw him out.
357
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:11,298
Really? She didn't take a shine
to Bazooka Joe here?
358
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,366
I'm kind of more
of an acquired taste.
359
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,002
So we just need
a place to crash tonight,
360
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:19,506
'cause tomorrow we're going
to go to Vegas and get married.
361
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,541
Oh, Prudence,
that's a terrible idea.
362
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:25,078
Yeah, yeah. If you leave right
now, you can beat the traffic.
363
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,479
We can't go tonight.
364
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,748
Freddie's got to pick up
his last paycheck
365
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,150
from the Photo Mat.
366
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,419
Yeah. $218.
367
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,322
I'll give you $300
to leave right now.
368
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,357
Charlie, Charlie,
we can't let them go.
369
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,891
Why not?
370
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,528
'Cause they're stupid,
and they'll die.
371
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,130
What's going on?
372
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,031
Hey, handsome.
373
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,433
Who's he?
374
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,635
This is Freddie,
my fiance.
375
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,503
You're marrying him?
376
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,805
Uh-huh.
Freddie, this is Jake.
377
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,344
'Sup?
'Sup?
378
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,679
Hey, I saw
the lights come on.
379
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,348
Is everything okay?
380
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,816
Yeah, Rose.
Everything's fine.
381
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,953
She's your girlfriend,
but she doesn't sleep here?
382
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,122
Yeah. What's up
with that, Charlie?
383
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,592
I told you
they'd be here.
384
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,294
Come here,
you little snot bubble!
385
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,363
What do you think you're doing
with my baby girl?!
386
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,198
Mom, leave him alone.
I love him.
387
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,466
Give me a break, Prudence.
388
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,368
You're 16 years old,
and your hormones
389
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,771
are doing all your
thinking for you.
390
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,473
Hi. You must
be Charlie.
391
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,007
Hi.
392
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,376
That's it.
We're out of here.
393
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,210
But, Mom!
Grandma!
394
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,311
Shut up, both of you.
395
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,313
Can I at least
give him my number?
396
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,547
He's got your number,
397
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,648
sweetheart.
398
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:42,522
I guess
I'll take the couch.
399
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,591
I'm going.
400
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,793
And don't you ever come back!
401
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,895
Ready for bed,
lamb chop?
402
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,499
It was worth a shot.
403
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,138
Is Mom here yet?
404
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,541
No. Sit down a minute,
Jake, okay?
405
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,043
Did I do something wrong?
406
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:07,146
No, no. We just
want to talk.
407
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,982
Okay. What do you want
to talk about?
408
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,951
Well, you know how
I've always told you
409
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,921
that you should
always tell your
parents the truth
410
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:15,955
no matter what?
411
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:16,989
Uh-huh.
412
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,891
Well, forget it.
413
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,861
Charlie.
414
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,129
Jake, it...
it's just that...
415
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,298
we're just saying
that a lot of things
416
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,899
happened here
this weekend,
417
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,401
and it's not
really necessary
418
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,169
that your mother
know about them.
419
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,004
So you want me to lie?
420
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:35,342
It's not really lying.
421
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,713
When a boy
becomes a man...
422
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,582
Mm-hmm.
423
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,717
and that's what
you're becoming...
424
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:45,718
Right, Charlie?
425
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,720
Oh, yeah. A man.
426
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,191
he has to start
protecting the
women in his life
427
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,760
from certain things.
428
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,194
Like the truth.
429
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,929
Do you understand?
430
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,465
I think so.
431
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,033
You don't want Mom
to know about Prudence
432
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,702
and her boyfriend
and everything.
433
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:03,736
Good man.
434
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,607
( doorbell rings )
435
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,077
Hi, Judith.
436
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,712
Judith.
Hello, Alan. Charlie.
437
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,914
You ready to go, sweetheart?
Yep.
438
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,449
So how was
your weekend?
439
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,386
Uncle Charlie
says I don't
have to tell you.
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