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- This is my favorite week
of the year,

homecoming.

That is why I am wearing
my school colors.

Back at Sammy Davis Sr. Junior,

my cheer team,
we would decorate campus.

We wore our uniforms.

And we even
got into a little mischief.

Our rival was Harry Connick Jr.
Junior College,

and the Crooners had this big
ol' statue of their namesake.

And one year, someone turned
his microphone into a wiener.

[chuckles]

That's the kind of fun
we had, allegedly.

I don't know who would
do something like this.

[chuckles]

Kind of stuff that
helps you bond as a team.

That's what we need
on our long road to Daytona.

And that's why
I just can't wait to see

what this quirky little college
has in store.

Oh, Lord.
They didn't do anything.

I mean, what the heck
is this trash?

Oh, OK,
at least there's a sign.

They didn't even
spell it right.

Oh, there you go, blue water.
Our school colors.

It's not much,
but it's a start.

[upbeat marching band music]

Ooh.
[smacks lips]

[chuckles] You can
really taste the spirit.

[stomach gurgles]

False alarm.

[stomach gurgles]
No, it's real.

[upbeat music]

- * Okay, let's go,
okay, let's go *

* Let's go,
five, six, seven, eight *

* Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh *

[typewriters clacking]

- Sals, I think that
football player over there

likes you.

- What?
No he doesn't.

[typewriter dings]

I think this is for you.

[typewriter dings]
- [chuckles]

- Uh--

- [laughs]

He thinks your name is Sally.

- Girl, can't you tell
when a boy likes you?

[chair thuds]

Stop kicking my chair.

- Stop backing your chair
into my foot.

- Oh, my God.

- Nobody drink out of that
water fountain out there.

Also, where's all the
school spirit in this place?

Why is nobody
wearing school colors?

Especially my cheerleaders.

Y'all know that
we're playing East South

Oklahoma Junior College
for homecoming this week.

- Oh, our homecoming game
is away, actually.

For seven weeks after
the Button Factory

releases its new color,

it's dangerous to be outside
for long periods of time.

Or short periods of time.

So if you have a cough
or colorful diarrhea

for more than six weeks,
please see a doctor.

- So y'all don't do anything
for homecoming?

- Well, technically we're
not home, so no one's coming.

- This feel--Peaches,
what happened to your eye, hon?

- I took your advice about
extracurricular activities

and joined a club.
- Oh.

- Fight club.

The first rule of Headltston
Junior College Fight Club

is to tell everyone
about it.

It's a new club and we're
trying to get more members.

- So you are telling me
that we have a fight club,

but we don't have
homecoming activities?

Who do I need to talk to
about this?

[knock at door]

- You wanted to see me?

- Are you Bâtchet?

- You can call me Tom.
- Oh, well, I'm--

I'm Courteney Potter.
I-I'm the cheer coach.

I-I'm just--
I'm wondering why we don't

do anything
for homecoming week.

- We tried having games,
but breathing is dangerous.

- Oh, I understand, yeah.

But what about school spirit?

There is a lot to be pr--
well, there's some stuff

to be proud of here.

Let my cheer team
have a pep rally,

and I guarantee it will
make a huge difference

for this school.

- Look, you're not from here.

We don't like change
at Headltston.

In fact, we banned coins
back in 2003.

That was my doing.

So when you see something
that costs $1.04

and you have to round up to $2,

you can say, that's Bâtchet.
[clicks tongue]

- Look, this might sound crazy,
Bâtchet, but school pride,

it makes the kids feel like
they belong to something, yeah?

Give them a rival.

Right now,
their only rival is life.

- OK, you're quite the fighter.
- I know.

- You're not available
Wednesday from 11:00 to 2:00,

are you?
Fight club needs a coach.

- Now, that's Bâtchet.

- Told you to call me Tom.

[upbeat music]

- Baby, what's going on?

- Oh, I made decorations
for the pep rally.

- The table was not like this
the night my streak started.

My team is currently
in the midst

of a four-game winning streak.

Uh, so in order to keep
the good mojo going,

I'm doing everything
the exact same every night--

same underwear.

Courteney's making me
the same steak dinner.

- Here is your nightly
32-ounce tomahawk steak,

side of garlic mashed potatoes,
and 911 predialed on my phone.

- Baby, where are the greens?

- Oh.

- Thank you much.

I'm even watching the same
episode of "Jeopardy."

What is a soufflé?
- Who is Ruth Bader Ginsburg?

- That's correct.
- Ah, dang it, that's right.

- Coach, you think maybe
you're winning games

'cause you're in
a new division

and they don't know your team
and not because you're

eating like
you're in a contest?

- Baby, let's not
mock science, OK?

- [scoffing chuckle]

- Ooh-ee!

Meat sweats are
starting early tonight.

[chuckles]

Mm.

- Y'all know I am Boon's
biggest cheerleader,

but I can't wait
for this streak to end.

The pep rally is
as much for our team

as it is for the school.

Tomorrow, we are cheering
against our rivals,

the East South Oklahoma...

Western Owls.

- But those aren't our rivals.
My cousin goes there.

- Yeah, and they have a great

animal paranormal
studies program.

- OK, I don't care.
Right now they are the enemy.

Y'all, at my old school,

we put a [bleep]
in Harry Connick Jr.'s mouth.

- Ew.

- Allegedly.

- I'm down.
- I'm not doing that.

- You know what?

I don't care how dead
they are out there.

When you hear that music,
you come out cheering.

Now go on backstage
till it's time.

[upbeat marching band music]

Headltston,
show me that spirit!

[sparse cheering]

I can't hear you!

[cheers and applause]

All right, y'all, listen up.

Tomorrow, we're playing

East South Oklahoma
Junior College,

and we're gonna bury them,
yeah?

We're gonna destroy them!

[cheers and applause]

We're gonna wipe them
off the map!

[cheers and applause]

[giggles]
That's what I'm talking about!

And now--ooh, give it up
for Miss Dot,

Dot, Dot, Dot, Dot, Dot.

- I have some terrible news.

I'm sad to report that a
gigantic sinkhole has opened up

under East South Oklahoma
Junior College.

[audience murmuring]

They have been buried,
they have been destroyed,

and have been
wiped off the map.

[gasping and murmuring]

- * Y'all ready for this? *

[all cheering]

[2 Unlimited's
"Get Ready For This"]

[energetic upbeat music]

* *

- No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!

Guys, no!
[all cheering]

No, no! No, no.
Guys, no!

Guys!
No, no!

.

- What is Iguazu Falls?
- Who is Big Bird?

- What the heck is a Big Bird?

- Ooh, honey, I know
it's not in the streak routine,

but we are going to have
to crack a window, yeah?

- Oh, baby, you outdid yourself
with that 32-ouncer.

We destroyed Mater Dei
St. Bernard Collies.

- Well, you're lucky.

Our game got canceled

because a stupid sinkhole
swallowed an entire city.

- Mm.

- Our prayers go out
to the good people

who lost everything.

- Mm-hmm, mm.

Night guard?
Oh, baby, no.

I was thinking maybe
we could celebrate my victory.

- Boon, whoa.

OK, no offense,
but you smell like a stew.

Did you shower?

- Twice.
It's coming from inside.

- OK, well, now,
don't read into this.

I am just drinking some water.

I just don't know
what to do, baby.

[can hissing]

We have no team spirit.
We have no rival.

So we have nothing
that bonds us, you know?

- Well, good thing
you're coming to play us

at our homecoming game
next week.

That way,
your team can see what

real school spirit looks like.

- I just can't believe
I have to go back

to Sammy Davis Sr. Junior,

and I don't even have
my revenge body yet.

- Honey, you were born
with a revenge body.

- [giggles]

- And speaking of revenge,

that tomahawk's doing a number
on my belly.

- Well, Boonie,
you're not really making me

feel better about my life.

- Your life is great,
all right?

You get to visit
your old stomping grounds,

and you get to see your husband
win a football game

just like the good old days.

- What makes you think
you're gonna win?

- Because I've never lost
a homecoming game

at Sammy Davis Sr.
Junior College.

- OK, but that's when
I was cheering for you,

and now I'm gonna
be cheering against you.

- Well, look at this.

Seems like something's
gotta give.

[laughter]

[stomach gurgling]
Uh-oh, this is the real deal.

Ooh, breathe through
the mouth, baby.

- We're coming for you, babe.

[muffled]
You don't have any idea

what my cheerleaders
are capable of.

[phone buzzing]

Hello?

- You have an incoming call

from Headltston
County Jail from...

- Peaches.

[indistinct chatter]

- Didn't I say
no more fight club?

- That wasn't fight club.
That was me fighting at a club.

- Are you in a gang?
- No.

It's just a loose association
of like-minded youth

who defend our turf
and demand loyalty.

- OK, well,
you have that already.

It's called cheer.
- [groans]

- Peaches, you have got to get
on the good foot, honey.

You are my star flyer now,
and that means responsibility.

Get your feet off the dash.

And that means
no more fighting, yeah?

You get arrested one more time,
you're off the team.

Matter of fact, you know what?

Get on out.
Find your own way home.

- Seriously?
- Did I stutter? Go.

- Fine.

- I know that seems harsh,

but as a coach, it is my job
to teach her responsibility

and to keep her safe.

[engine rumbling]

Peaches.
[horn honks]

Peaches, get off that bike.
Not with him.

[horn honks]
Peaches!

Six, seven, dip.

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, hit.
One.

All right,
y'all pop off on your own.

Listen up, y'all.

Barring another school
getting swallowed

into the ground...
[laughs]

We made a donation.

#EastSouthOklahomaStrong.

We are gonna be cheering today

at Sammy Davis Sr. Junior
College's homecoming.

You're gonna see a lot
of team spirit there.

Am I right, Dimarcus?

- I can't wait to see
my former teammates.

You got JT, TJ, PJ, PJ Jr.,
White Eric, Black Eric.

You know, cheer is fine.

But in football, you get
to hang out with your boys,

and that's exactly why I even--

- What are you looking at?

- Nothing.

What was I saying?

- You were talking
about your boys.

- Right.

Did I mention Asian Eric?
That guy is crazy.

- I'm back!

- What are you doing here?
- Krystal!

I thought you were still
on "Love Island Poland."

I thought it was more important
to be here with my team.

- Aw, babe.
- That's cute.

- Sweet.

- And if anyone asks,

Aleksy Wisniewski
is a deceptive little bitch.

- Oh.
- Oh.

Uh, how are you feeling
about going back

to Sammy Davis Sr. Junior?

- I feel great.
- Oh.

- I'm not going.

My momager and dadager said
it won't be good for my brand

if I go back to the team
I left and am not beloved.

Plus, I started an Insta
for my feet,

and it's taking up
a lot of my time,

which you can follow
@kry$tal$littlepiggie$.

[giggles]

- OK, well, everybody who's
not pimping their feet,

just come on with me.

OK.
- Yikes.

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all: * S! D!
S-J-C! *

* Go, Foxes, go! *

- Welcome to Sammy Davis Sr.
Junior College homecoming.

Stick around for
the halftime show,

where we will be
giving last year's

cheerleading team their
national championship rings.

- I get my ring.
Oh! [chuckles]

See, this is what school
spirit really feels like.

We do have our fan base too.

Honestly, that's not too shabby
for an 80-mile commute.

[upbeat marching band music]

- Go say hi.

- He's working.

- Yo, you want some of this?

Holden, baby!

- [laughs]

- Oh.

- Hi.
[chuckles]

- Uh, hi.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Oh, my God, you're blushing.

[giggles]
You're blushing!

- I'm not blushing.

We made red at
the Candy Button Factory

and no one opened the windows.

* *

- Please rise
for our national anthem.

* *

- Buttons, let's go.

I wonder where Tammy is.

Bless her heart.

She probably wanted me
to have the spotlight.

- Hi, y'all.

I'm so sorry
I can't be there in person,

but I'm battling a cold.
[coughs]

But it's probably
for the best,

because I do not want
to steal focus

from the important events
of the day.

So in honor of homecoming,
and of course, our country,

I'm going to try to muster
the energy

to sing the nation anthem...

- OK.

- Of America.

* O, say, can you see *

* By the dawn's early light *

* What so proudly we hailed *

* At the twilight's
last gleaming *

* O, say does
that star-spangled *

* Banner *

* Yet wave *

- * O'er the land of *

* The free *

- Wow.
- [whistles]

- * And the home
of the brave *

[cheers and applause]

- * On the shore *

- Oh, there's more.
- * Dimly seen *

[crowd shushing]

* Through the mists
of the deep *

* O'er the land of *

* The free *

* And the home *

* Of the *

* Brave *

[applause]

* And where is that band *

* Who so vauntingly swore *

- Is she making this up?
- * That the havoc of *

* O'er the land of *

* The free *

* And the home *

* Of the *

* Brave *

[jet engines roaring]

* O, thus be it ever *
[crowd groaning]

* Free *

* And the home *

* Of the *

* Brave *

Play American football!

- OK!
- Whoo! Play ball!

- Girl knows how to milk
a moment, I tell you.

- * You're a grand old flag *

* You're a high-flying flag *

* And forever in peace
may you wave *

[upbeat marching band music]

- Yeah! Yeah!

- Just wanted to wish you
good luck today, Coach.

- You too, Coach.
I'm not gonna need it.

We're about to cheer so hard,

you're not gonna know
what hit you.

- All right, then.
Let's play some football.

- All right.

- I'd smack you
on the backside,

but I'm only allowed to do that
to my players, so...

- That's a good call, Coach.
- Mm.

- Ooh, doggy.

- [laughs]
All right, y'all.

I got a little mini-rivalry
going on with my husband,

so what do you say we cheer
our team to victory, yeah?

All right.
Five, six...

- 78, and Headltston 0
at the half.

[cheers and applause]

- Can we leave?

- No, we've got another half.

- Yo, yo, yo, my boys!

What's going on?

Yo.
White Eric, what gives, man?

- We're not allowed
to talk to you.

- Why?

- It's part of
our superstition.

You're the reason
for our winning streak.

We haven't lost a game
since you left.

- But you're my boys.
- Sorry, bro.

This conversation
did not happen.

Do not tell Asian Eric.
You know he's crazy.

- Tell me what?
- Oh!

Nothing. Nothing baby.
Let's go.

Good game.

* *

- Coach.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Let's crush this team.
- That is the spirit.

Honey, cheer your heart out.

- Cheer doesn't
win football games.

- I know you didn't
just say that to me.

- I know every play
they're gonna run.

You let me call it out
so our team can win.

- First of all,
that's cheating.

Second of all,
why don't you use this energy

and focus on bonding
with your team?

- That sucks.
- Well, sometimes life sucks.

- That hasn't been
my experience.

- Oh.

Krystal!
I thought you weren't coming.

- My parents wanted me
to get my championship ring.

- Aw.

- So I could sell it.

- Aw.

- Please join me in honoring

last year's national
championship cheer squad!

- This is the spirit
I'm trying to bring back

to Headle-toon
and my cheer team.

Although, if I'm being honest,
being back here,

it feels like my homecoming.
[laughs]

- Starting with the coach...

[crowd booing]

- Are they booing me?

- I'm pretty sure they're
just saying Boon,

because they saw me
walk up, baby.

- Oh.

- And current coach
of our conference rival,

Courteney Potter.

[crowd booing]

Boon's wife!

Boon's wife!

- Are you kidding me?

We're gonna wipe this school
off the map!

But our hearts do weep

for the sunken ones
of East South Oklahoma.

May they rise again.

.

[upbeat marching band music]

- Girl,
they did not just boo you.

- Nobody talks [bleep]
about our coach

except us after practice.

- And that one time
you wore khakis.

Allegedly.

- Not the time, Sally.

And that was a beige jean.
- Of course.

- Dimarcus, do you really
know every play

that SDSJC's gonna run?
- Hell, yeah.

I had to know the plays

so I can always
end up with the ball.

- All right.

No matter what happens,

do not learn any lessons from
me for the next 30 minutes.

- OK, girl.
[laughs]

all: Break!

[whistle blows]

- Run the safety blitz.
- All right, y'all.

Everybody...

all:
* Shake your [bleep]! *

* Watch out
for the safety blitz! *

* Everybody
shake your [bleep]! *

* Watch out
for the safety blitz! *

* Everybody
shake your [bleep]! *

* Watch out
for the safety blitz! *

* Everybody
shake your [bleep]! *

- [shouts indistinctly]
Audible, audible!

- Hey, they know we're coming.

They're--
audible, audible!

They know the play!
- Hike, hike!

Hike!

- Number one, number one!
Get him!

No, no, no, no!

- Oh!

[drum roll]

[all cheering]

[crowd booing]

- Jeez!
[whistle blows]

- [screaming]

- [chuckles]

[crowd booing]

- I did that!

All you Erics can suck it!

- Oh!
- Oh.

- Oh, no, you didn't!

- Roll, Buttons, roll!

- * We are vibing *

[all shouting]

- Looks like
we found our rival.

[all shouting]

[whistle blowing]

[all shouting]

- Ooh!

- * Yeah, 'cause we vibing *

- Hey!
No, ma'am.

- Please let me go out there.

None of these cheerleaders
know how to fight.

- Absolutely not.

Do not get hurt or caught.

- * We are vibing *

* You know that I like it *

- Get out there.

- * Yeah,
'cause we are vibing *

- I saw you were about
to hold the ball.

- Uh, yes.

- I bet that was
going to be very good.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.
- [chuckles]

Uh, would you like
to go out sometime?

- Yes, please, yeah.
- Yeah?

- Oh, yes. Yeah.
- Oh, sick!

Ah!

[grunts]

- Looks like
someone has a date.

It's me!
I have a date.

- Saturday!

- Get over here!
Get over here!

- Saturday is free.

[peaceful guitar music]

- [groaning]
Help!

* *

- [bleep] yeah!

- Cheer builds team spirit.

It allows kids
to express themselves

in ways they normally can't.

But most importantly,

it's about knowing
somebody always has your back.

[whistle blows]

- Sammy Davis is disqualified
for attacking the cheerleaders.

Headltston wins!

- No! No!

- [laughing] Yeah!

[crowd booing]

* *

Yeah!
Oh, my gosh!

[crowd booing]

You can't beat
the spirit of this place.

[laughs]

Yeah!

Let's go!

They say you can
never go home again.

Oh!

And in this case,
they're right.

I have been banned
from Sammy Davis Sr. Junior

pending appeal.

.

- How was the kale?

- I pretty much hated it,
but guess what I hated more?

- The garbanzos?
- Is that a real thing?

I thought
the corn had gone bad.

- No, that's a real bean.

- No, what I hated
was actually seeing you

cheer for another team.

Made me a little bit jealous.

- Did it now?
- Yes, it did.

Also didn't love that
you were calling out my plays.

- OK, well, I am sorry
about that, but I just--

I couldn't stand being booed
at a place that was--

you know, that was my home.

- Oh, my love.

If it makes you
feel any better,

SDSJC was never your home.

- Boon, it does not.

- [chuckles] What I'm saying is
it doesn't matter

what school you're at,
because your home

is right here with me.

- Oh, Boonie.

- Come on.

Mm. [smooches]

[peaceful music]

- Hold on.

- Uh-oh, it's getting serious.

- Boys, there's about
40-odd pounds of steak

in the garage freezer.

Why don't y'all
help yourselves?

- Yeah, yeah.
But not too much.

Leave--leave some of it.
- Please take most of it.

- Let's keep it to about
8 ounces a person.

- No, listen,
quit thinking about steak.

- OK, you got--ow, ow, ow!

- Ooh.
- Sorry, no.

It's just that your mascot
kicked my ass, so...

- Ooh, you still smell
like the dumpster

at an Outback Steakhouse.

- That gonna be a problem?

- I'ma play through.
- God, I love you.

- [laughs]

- Mama, look!

- [whistling]