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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:43,582 --> 00:01:45,545 Dr. Harrison, stop. 2 00:01:45,547 --> 00:01:46,813 You can't run forever. 3 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,679 There's no escape, Doctor. 4 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:58,050 You're coming with us. 5 00:02:04,617 --> 00:02:08,218 Don't use your dart gun. We got him cornered. 6 00:02:14,784 --> 00:02:16,885 Argh! We were so close... 7 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:43,718 Daddy. 8 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,253 Daddy. 9 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:11,854 Adam Harrison! 10 00:03:11,856 --> 00:03:13,788 Yes, sir? 11 00:03:13,790 --> 00:03:15,921 No sleeping in detention. 12 00:03:15,923 --> 00:03:18,490 Use this time for something productive. 13 00:03:23,556 --> 00:03:25,855 What? 14 00:03:28,091 --> 00:03:30,088 What's going on back there? 15 00:03:30,090 --> 00:03:31,587 That's disgusting! 16 00:03:31,589 --> 00:03:33,587 Adam, what's the problem? 17 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:36,725 It looks like someone stuck six packs of gum in my hair. 18 00:03:38,292 --> 00:03:40,222 I didn't see nothing. 19 00:03:40,224 --> 00:03:41,522 Tony, 20 00:03:41,524 --> 00:03:43,256 go to the office. 21 00:03:43,258 --> 00:03:44,791 Not again! 22 00:03:51,359 --> 00:03:53,193 You're dead, snitch! 23 00:04:09,094 --> 00:04:12,061 Holy crap, what's happening to me? 24 00:04:31,828 --> 00:04:34,694 Look at his shoes! 25 00:04:34,696 --> 00:04:36,530 What... What? 26 00:04:41,628 --> 00:04:42,760 Spaz alert. 27 00:04:42,762 --> 00:04:44,595 He used to be in my History class. 28 00:04:44,597 --> 00:04:45,928 That's why I changed classes. 29 00:04:45,930 --> 00:04:48,232 He's got like no friends. 30 00:04:50,398 --> 00:04:52,795 Hey, Adam. Are you okay? 31 00:04:52,797 --> 00:04:54,398 Don't run, I don't bite. 32 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:58,196 Well, look who it is. 33 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,029 How ya doing, snitch? 34 00:05:00,031 --> 00:05:01,631 Leave me alone. 35 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:14,064 Hey there, mop-top, whatcha doin'? 36 00:05:14,066 --> 00:05:16,398 Are you on your way to the janitor's closet? 37 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,264 'Cause you look like a mop! 38 00:05:18,266 --> 00:05:20,597 Good one! 39 00:05:20,599 --> 00:05:22,263 Seriously, that counts as a good one? 40 00:05:22,265 --> 00:05:23,402 Give me a break! 41 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:25,364 Good one! 42 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:27,268 That's a good one. 43 00:05:28,267 --> 00:05:29,898 Get off me! 44 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,931 What? You gonna rat me out again? 45 00:05:31,933 --> 00:05:35,033 Hard to say. It depends on the circumstances. 46 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:36,332 Wrong answer, snitch! 47 00:05:39,035 --> 00:05:40,269 Stop! 48 00:05:42,436 --> 00:05:43,766 Okay, you've had enough. 49 00:05:43,768 --> 00:05:45,769 Here, let me help you. 50 00:05:48,536 --> 00:05:50,836 Look at his shoes! What a freak! 51 00:05:51,868 --> 00:05:54,236 Hey, you forgot your backpack! 52 00:05:56,370 --> 00:05:58,268 Cha-ching! Two points! 53 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:02,703 Jerks... 54 00:06:08,103 --> 00:06:10,401 It was those boys again wasn't it? 55 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,702 No, I told you. I was playing soccer 56 00:06:12,704 --> 00:06:14,803 with my friends and the ball hit me in the face. 57 00:06:14,805 --> 00:06:18,070 Yeah? What friends of yours play soccer? 58 00:06:18,072 --> 00:06:20,370 The British ones... 59 00:06:20,372 --> 00:06:23,104 My mates. But they call soccer "football." 60 00:06:23,106 --> 00:06:26,204 Do they? And how did this happen? 61 00:06:26,206 --> 00:06:28,371 Soccer can be a dangerous sport. 62 00:06:28,373 --> 00:06:30,769 Adam, quit messing around. 63 00:06:30,771 --> 00:06:32,770 What are we going to do about this? 64 00:06:32,772 --> 00:06:34,937 Either we chop it out, or we chew it out. 65 00:06:34,939 --> 00:06:36,371 I vote chew. 66 00:06:36,373 --> 00:06:38,906 I vote chop. 67 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:42,240 Turn around. 68 00:06:46,538 --> 00:06:49,408 You had such nice, long hair. 69 00:07:05,741 --> 00:07:08,276 At least they can't make fun of my hair anymore. 70 00:07:32,507 --> 00:07:33,077 Holy crap! 71 00:07:35,244 --> 00:07:37,742 Adam, You're gonna be late! 72 00:07:37,744 --> 00:07:40,108 I'll be down in a minute! 73 00:07:46,578 --> 00:07:47,944 Adam... 74 00:07:47,946 --> 00:07:50,113 That's not gonna work. 75 00:07:51,979 --> 00:07:53,809 What's taking so long? 76 00:07:53,811 --> 00:07:55,377 Are you all right? 77 00:07:55,379 --> 00:07:56,978 I'm fine! 78 00:07:56,980 --> 00:07:58,943 I guess your meatloaf didn't agree with me. 79 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:01,211 I thought you loved my meatloaf. 80 00:08:01,213 --> 00:08:04,244 Love is a strong word. I like it. 81 00:08:04,246 --> 00:08:06,114 No, like's too strong. 82 00:08:07,046 --> 00:08:09,112 Hey, I hate your meatloaf. 83 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,344 What? 84 00:08:10,346 --> 00:08:12,012 Listen, my meatloaf is... 85 00:08:12,014 --> 00:08:13,678 Adam. 86 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,712 - What? - That hat... 87 00:08:15,714 --> 00:08:17,379 What about it? 88 00:08:17,381 --> 00:08:19,415 That was your father's. 89 00:08:26,915 --> 00:08:28,779 Sorry. 90 00:08:28,781 --> 00:08:30,114 Why are you sorry? 91 00:08:30,116 --> 00:08:31,880 I dunno. 92 00:08:31,882 --> 00:08:35,013 He died. I didn't mean to make you sad. 93 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,580 He was a great man. 94 00:08:38,582 --> 00:08:40,084 I wish I knew him. 95 00:08:43,016 --> 00:08:46,414 I did a sloppy job on your hair. 96 00:08:46,416 --> 00:08:49,615 I must have been more tired than I thought. 97 00:08:49,617 --> 00:08:51,315 Here, let's put this back on. 98 00:08:51,317 --> 00:08:52,617 It looks good on you. 99 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,548 Now hurry up, you're going to be late for school. 100 00:08:57,550 --> 00:08:59,950 I can't believe you don't like my meatloaf. 101 00:08:59,952 --> 00:09:01,716 I'll let you in on a secret, Mom. 102 00:09:01,718 --> 00:09:02,953 Nobody likes your meatloaf. 103 00:09:06,219 --> 00:09:09,749 Okay. Well, enjoy your lunch. 104 00:09:09,751 --> 00:09:11,218 It's meatloaf, isn't it? 105 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:13,154 Could be. 106 00:09:20,054 --> 00:09:23,184 All powerful men have one thing in common. 107 00:09:23,186 --> 00:09:26,052 Great hair. 108 00:09:27,686 --> 00:09:30,184 HairCo toupees have been worn in secret 109 00:09:30,186 --> 00:09:31,954 by some of the greatest men in history. 110 00:09:36,454 --> 00:09:39,386 But you're not here to be a part of our past, 111 00:09:39,388 --> 00:09:41,920 you're here to be part of the future. 112 00:09:41,922 --> 00:09:44,722 Make no mistake, gentlemen, hair is a growth business. 113 00:09:51,323 --> 00:09:54,756 I'm afraid we'll need to ask you for your cameras. 114 00:10:12,324 --> 00:10:15,323 Mr. Kobayashi, I must insist. 115 00:10:21,458 --> 00:10:22,925 Ooh. 116 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:29,391 This is where the magic happens. 117 00:10:29,393 --> 00:10:33,358 The future isn't toupees, no, no, no. 118 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,827 The future lies in growing real hair. 119 00:10:39,461 --> 00:10:41,857 We're not talking about embarrassing hair plugs, 120 00:10:41,859 --> 00:10:45,124 useless scalp massagers, or fancy shampoo. 121 00:10:45,126 --> 00:10:47,726 We're talking about genetic engineering. 122 00:10:47,728 --> 00:10:50,959 State of the art DNA manipulation. 123 00:10:50,961 --> 00:10:53,058 We're on the verge of a major breakthrough 124 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:56,261 that will change the lives of hundreds of millions of people... 125 00:10:58,928 --> 00:11:02,161 And make us a fortune in the process. 126 00:11:17,930 --> 00:11:22,094 Dr. Billingsley is our head of experimental research and development. 127 00:11:22,096 --> 00:11:26,395 Here comes one of our eager young interns. 128 00:11:26,397 --> 00:11:29,261 Dr. Billingsley? 129 00:11:29,263 --> 00:11:31,097 I'm getting college cedit for this, right? 130 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:33,594 Of course. 131 00:11:33,596 --> 00:11:36,332 Okay. I'll just need you to sign my work experience time sheet. 132 00:11:37,265 --> 00:11:38,896 Stand on the "X." 133 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,761 Hold on, you're not going to shoot me with... 134 00:11:42,065 --> 00:11:43,465 Ouch! 135 00:11:47,432 --> 00:11:48,930 Whoa. 136 00:11:51,366 --> 00:11:52,864 Ooh. 137 00:11:52,866 --> 00:11:55,630 Now, you may experience a slight burning sensation. 138 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,366 But don't worry about it. 139 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,200 Help me! 140 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,831 As you can see, 141 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:11,265 we're still perfecting the formula. 142 00:12:11,267 --> 00:12:15,098 Once we do, people will pay anything for it. 143 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:18,798 The real money is in big hair. 144 00:12:26,536 --> 00:12:29,867 Reduce fluoroantimonic acid by five percent. 145 00:12:33,035 --> 00:12:35,568 We have a no fighting policy at this school, 146 00:12:36,702 --> 00:12:37,967 zero tolerance. 147 00:12:37,969 --> 00:12:40,700 You fight, you're suspended! 148 00:12:40,702 --> 00:12:42,800 You're suspended! 149 00:12:42,802 --> 00:12:45,402 Do you hear me? Suspended! 150 00:12:45,404 --> 00:12:48,402 You're so funny. 151 00:12:48,404 --> 00:12:50,904 Hey, you better watch your back, snitch. 152 00:12:55,937 --> 00:12:59,269 Adam Harrison. 153 00:12:59,271 --> 00:13:02,835 I believe this belongs to you. 154 00:13:02,837 --> 00:13:06,003 Nametag was on the inside. 155 00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:07,436 Thank you, sir! 156 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:10,970 Don't be throwing it into basketball hoops anymore. 157 00:13:10,972 --> 00:13:14,237 What? Why would I throw my own bag into a basketball hoop? 158 00:13:14,239 --> 00:13:17,473 Who knows why you kids do anything? 159 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:22,304 Adam, you are what we call a... 160 00:13:22,306 --> 00:13:25,271 Mildred. 161 00:13:25,273 --> 00:13:30,106 What are we saying instead of spazoid these days? 162 00:13:30,108 --> 00:13:33,238 Normally challenged, sir. 163 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:34,972 And... 164 00:13:34,974 --> 00:13:37,906 How would I say "friendless loser"? 165 00:13:37,908 --> 00:13:42,139 Mid-level acquaintance deficiency. 166 00:13:43,807 --> 00:13:48,740 Adam, you have mid-level acquaintance deficiency. 167 00:13:48,742 --> 00:13:50,540 Do they make a pill for that? 168 00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:52,441 No, sir. 169 00:13:52,443 --> 00:13:57,274 Apparently, there's nothing we can do for you. 170 00:13:57,276 --> 00:14:00,307 This acting out needs to stop. 171 00:14:00,309 --> 00:14:01,674 But, sir... 172 00:14:01,676 --> 00:14:03,807 We have a no fighting policy at this school. 173 00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:07,774 Zero tolerance. You fight, you're suspended. 174 00:14:07,776 --> 00:14:09,208 Getting beat up counts as fighting? 175 00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:13,342 A fist can't punch without a face to receive it. 176 00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:16,075 No fighting means no fighting. 177 00:14:16,077 --> 00:14:17,409 And, Adam? 178 00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:19,676 Yes, sir? 179 00:14:19,678 --> 00:14:23,408 We have zero tolerance on hats. 180 00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:26,076 No hats in school. 181 00:14:28,777 --> 00:14:30,576 And get a haircut. 182 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,745 What... 183 00:14:51,647 --> 00:14:54,745 Hey, Harrison, you got me suspended! 184 00:14:54,747 --> 00:14:57,046 You should be happy. You hate school. 185 00:14:57,048 --> 00:14:58,545 My dad's going to kill me. 186 00:14:58,547 --> 00:15:00,578 He's got a 10 strikes policy, 187 00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:01,881 and this is strike 10. 188 00:15:05,114 --> 00:15:08,847 Come on, guys, you heard Principal Jones. He said no fighting. 189 00:15:08,849 --> 00:15:12,013 He said no fighting on school property. 190 00:15:14,516 --> 00:15:16,115 How do I look? 191 00:15:16,117 --> 00:15:17,747 You look like stupid Adam. 192 00:15:17,749 --> 00:15:19,280 This hat sucks. 193 00:15:21,248 --> 00:15:23,149 Stop! 194 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:26,849 That's it, you're dead! 195 00:15:26,851 --> 00:15:28,647 Come on, let's get him! 196 00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,882 Come on, get him! 197 00:15:44,884 --> 00:15:46,749 Don't let him get away. 198 00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:02,952 Okay, guys, come on. You've had your fun. 199 00:16:02,954 --> 00:16:05,584 Don't you know how this works? 200 00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:07,017 We got him, boys! 201 00:16:07,019 --> 00:16:08,418 This is the fun part. 202 00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:10,617 Get off me! 203 00:16:18,587 --> 00:16:19,654 What the... 204 00:16:23,521 --> 00:16:24,889 Come on! 205 00:16:36,923 --> 00:16:39,387 What is happening to me? 206 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:40,589 No... 207 00:16:43,257 --> 00:16:44,991 You gotta come out sometime. 208 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:49,025 Yeah, and when you do, we'll be waiting. 209 00:16:55,924 --> 00:16:59,389 It's Friday. He could be in there all weekend. 210 00:16:59,391 --> 00:17:02,623 Are we really gonna wait here for three days? 211 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:04,223 Nah. Forget him. 212 00:17:04,225 --> 00:17:06,293 Let's go bug the goats at the petting zoo. 213 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,496 Were you ever going to tell me? 214 00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:22,629 Adam! You startled me. 215 00:18:22,631 --> 00:18:24,829 You said Dad was dead! 216 00:18:24,831 --> 00:18:28,498 - Adam... - If he's dead, why is he writing letters to you? 217 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,831 This one is from two weeks ago! 218 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,364 "Dear Shelly, I'm sorry to hear 219 00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:34,363 "Adam is having a hard time at school." 220 00:18:34,365 --> 00:18:36,197 - Really? - It's not what you think. 221 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,165 You didn't think I'd want to meet him? 222 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:39,631 You thought you could keep him to yourself? 223 00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:44,098 Adam, your dad is alive. 224 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,399 That's all I can tell you. 225 00:18:45,401 --> 00:18:48,063 - Are you kidding me? - I know it's hard, 226 00:18:48,065 --> 00:18:49,598 but you've got to trust me. 227 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,231 Trust you! You're a liar! 228 00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:54,966 You've been lying to me every day of my whole life! 229 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,099 Adam, please... 230 00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:59,632 I thought you were the one person I could trust, 231 00:18:59,634 --> 00:19:01,269 but you're just like everybody else. 232 00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,632 I hate you! 233 00:19:05,634 --> 00:19:07,669 Adam, no, please... 234 00:19:54,972 --> 00:19:57,304 Hey, kid. You okay? 235 00:19:57,306 --> 00:19:59,103 Just trying to get home. 236 00:19:59,105 --> 00:20:01,637 Ain't you a little young to be hitchhiking? 237 00:20:01,639 --> 00:20:04,970 I'm a little young to be stranded at the side of the road, 238 00:20:04,972 --> 00:20:07,504 catching a cold in the pouring rain. 239 00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:10,238 Yeah. I guess so. How far you goin'? 240 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,837 Route 89. 241 00:20:12,839 --> 00:20:15,339 What? Are you kidding? That's 100 miles from here. 242 00:20:15,341 --> 00:20:16,872 So can you take me? 243 00:20:16,874 --> 00:20:19,574 It's getting awfully cold out here. 244 00:20:20,974 --> 00:20:22,372 I don't know... 245 00:20:22,374 --> 00:20:24,039 Thanks, I really appreciate it. 246 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:26,474 Hey, I don't remember sayin' I'd take you. 247 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,340 Come on. You'd hate yourself 248 00:20:28,342 --> 00:20:32,139 if I died of pneumonia and it was all your fault. 249 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,908 All right! Close the door. 250 00:20:47,309 --> 00:20:50,942 Adam? Adam, are you awake? 251 00:20:50,944 --> 00:20:52,643 Can we talk about this? 252 00:20:57,444 --> 00:20:59,045 Adam? 253 00:21:02,445 --> 00:21:04,380 No, no, no! 254 00:21:09,912 --> 00:21:13,476 Well, you don't see many forests like this anymore. 255 00:21:13,478 --> 00:21:18,144 You walk two weeks in any direction, and all you'd see is trees. 256 00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:21,543 I'm telling you, you wouldn't want to get turned around out here, kid. 257 00:21:21,545 --> 00:21:23,413 No, you wouldn't. 258 00:21:24,479 --> 00:21:27,145 Well, it looks like... 259 00:21:27,147 --> 00:21:29,580 Yes, it's here! This is it! 260 00:21:31,447 --> 00:21:33,511 This is it? 261 00:21:33,513 --> 00:21:35,914 I didn't know people actually lived out here. 262 00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:40,181 Yep, home sweet home. 263 00:21:42,147 --> 00:21:45,780 Home sweet home? Where's your house? 264 00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:49,180 My House... My house is over there... Back a ways. 265 00:21:50,282 --> 00:21:52,216 Anyway, thanks. See ya. 266 00:21:53,649 --> 00:21:56,616 Okay. Take care of yourself, kid. 267 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:02,784 Hello? 268 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,516 Hello? 269 00:22:28,686 --> 00:22:32,086 Where'd you go? Little squirrel dude? 270 00:22:34,185 --> 00:22:36,319 Hey, wait! Come back! 271 00:22:37,552 --> 00:22:39,452 That's not fair! 272 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:03,223 Walk two weeks in any direction and all you'll see is trees. 273 00:23:11,455 --> 00:23:12,789 Wow. 274 00:23:14,456 --> 00:23:16,153 Hello? 275 00:23:19,522 --> 00:23:21,723 Whoo! 276 00:23:28,223 --> 00:23:31,024 Hello? Somebody there? 277 00:23:33,523 --> 00:23:36,057 This isn't funny. Who's there? 278 00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:49,059 Whoa. 279 00:24:07,193 --> 00:24:08,360 Whoa! 280 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,827 Holy cow! What in the heck was that? 281 00:24:17,427 --> 00:24:19,525 Well, I'll be... 282 00:24:21,394 --> 00:24:25,659 No service? Come on, you piece of junk! 283 00:24:25,661 --> 00:24:28,660 Stupid smartphone! 284 00:24:31,161 --> 00:24:33,627 911, what's your emergency? 285 00:24:33,629 --> 00:24:36,793 My emergency is I done saw a bigfoot! 286 00:24:36,795 --> 00:24:39,194 I got the whole thing on my dashboard cam. 287 00:24:39,196 --> 00:24:43,994 Bigfoot? Sir, this line is for emergencies, not for prank calls. 288 00:24:43,996 --> 00:24:45,331 Hello? 289 00:24:45,896 --> 00:24:47,528 Hello? 290 00:24:47,530 --> 00:24:50,864 Dang blame it, somebody's got to believe me. 291 00:24:56,697 --> 00:24:58,961 National Enquirer, how can I help you? 292 00:24:58,963 --> 00:25:01,462 Don't hang up. You gotta believe me. 293 00:25:01,464 --> 00:25:04,862 I'm calling 'cause I saw a real bigfoot. 294 00:25:04,864 --> 00:25:06,796 Please hold, and I'll put you through 295 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:09,333 to Hairy Monsters, Swampthings, and UFOs. 296 00:25:10,698 --> 00:25:11,964 Bigfoot? 297 00:25:11,966 --> 00:25:13,963 Yes. Bigfoot. 298 00:25:13,965 --> 00:25:17,697 It's a dead end. We gave up the search for Bigfoot 10 years ago. 299 00:25:17,699 --> 00:25:20,663 With all due respect, if this thing is real, we have to have it. 300 00:25:20,665 --> 00:25:22,996 It's the genetic bridge we've been looking for. 301 00:25:22,998 --> 00:25:28,731 No, no. I'm not wasting a fortune on another wild goose chase. 302 00:25:28,733 --> 00:25:31,899 Think of the hair growth potential locked in that DNA. 303 00:25:31,901 --> 00:25:35,032 No more sprays. No more toupees. 304 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,665 Just real hair. 305 00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:39,699 Come on, Billingsley. You're a scientist. 306 00:25:39,701 --> 00:25:43,533 What makes you so sure this isn't just another hoax? 307 00:25:43,535 --> 00:25:45,132 Looking at the kid in this photo, 308 00:25:45,134 --> 00:25:47,001 could there be any other conclusion? 309 00:25:52,669 --> 00:25:55,199 Is that who I think it is? 310 00:25:55,201 --> 00:25:56,867 We think so. 311 00:25:56,869 --> 00:25:59,634 Then I only have one more question... 312 00:25:59,636 --> 00:26:02,404 Who took this photo? 313 00:26:04,370 --> 00:26:06,601 So, sugar, you say you saw Bigfoot? 314 00:26:06,603 --> 00:26:09,269 - Yes, ma'am. - And it's going to be in the paper? 315 00:26:09,271 --> 00:26:11,701 - That's what they said. - Ooh! You going to be famous. 316 00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:15,370 It's so exciting. Nothing ever happens up here. 317 00:26:15,372 --> 00:26:16,905 This is going to be good for business. 318 00:26:18,205 --> 00:26:20,570 What's that? 319 00:26:24,504 --> 00:26:25,869 What did I tell you? 320 00:26:25,871 --> 00:26:27,170 - Teddy! - What? 321 00:26:27,172 --> 00:26:28,802 Raise the prices! 322 00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:31,069 It happened right here. 323 00:26:31,071 --> 00:26:32,537 Check out them skids. 324 00:26:32,539 --> 00:26:35,836 I hit the brakes so hard, I almost flipped my rig! 325 00:26:35,838 --> 00:26:37,272 Sir... 326 00:26:38,339 --> 00:26:39,907 We got something. 327 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:47,240 Hello? 328 00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:49,540 Mrs. Harrison? 329 00:26:58,107 --> 00:26:59,307 Check the house. 330 00:27:21,310 --> 00:27:22,807 I think we got something. 331 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,809 Car's gone. No sign of the mother. 332 00:27:39,678 --> 00:27:41,876 Stay away from me! Help! 333 00:27:45,543 --> 00:27:48,043 Don't come any closer! 334 00:27:48,045 --> 00:27:50,377 What... What are you? 335 00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:51,843 Well, I'm... 336 00:27:51,845 --> 00:27:53,476 I'm not sure how to break this to you... 337 00:27:53,478 --> 00:27:55,876 But I'm your dad. 338 00:27:55,878 --> 00:27:58,478 Dad? No, you're not! 339 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,378 Where is he? What did you do with him? Did you eat him? 340 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:04,645 No, I promise, Adam. I'm your dad. 341 00:28:04,647 --> 00:28:08,710 Stop saying that! And back off! 342 00:28:08,712 --> 00:28:12,111 Ooh, easy, killer. Don't twig me to death. 343 00:28:12,113 --> 00:28:13,980 Calm down, you have nothing to fear. 344 00:28:14,946 --> 00:28:16,379 Where did you get these? 345 00:28:16,381 --> 00:28:17,712 Your mother sent them to me. 346 00:28:17,714 --> 00:28:19,381 I hate this picture. 347 00:28:21,348 --> 00:28:22,946 - That's you? - Yep. 348 00:28:22,948 --> 00:28:25,280 It's you, me, and your mom. 349 00:28:25,282 --> 00:28:27,879 You were six months old. 350 00:28:27,881 --> 00:28:29,180 Man... 351 00:28:29,182 --> 00:28:31,047 My dad is Bigfoot? 352 00:28:31,049 --> 00:28:34,313 - Yep. - Could my life get any worse? 353 00:28:34,315 --> 00:28:37,814 "Hey, Adam, your dad's famous, but not like a rock star, 354 00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:41,414 "more like a hideous beast that hides in the forest." 355 00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:43,381 Hideous? That's a bit strong. 356 00:28:43,383 --> 00:28:45,815 Are you kidding? You're a monster. 357 00:28:45,817 --> 00:28:47,147 I can see why you ran away. 358 00:28:47,149 --> 00:28:50,414 Whoa. I didn't leave because I'm a bigfoot. 359 00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:52,882 I left because I was being hunted. 360 00:28:52,884 --> 00:28:54,715 - Hunted? - You see, 361 00:28:54,717 --> 00:28:58,749 a pharmaceutical company wanted to turn me into a lab rat. 362 00:28:58,751 --> 00:29:01,716 I left to protect you and your mother. 363 00:29:01,718 --> 00:29:04,616 We didn't tell you for your own safety. 364 00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:06,086 What do you mean, a lab rat? 365 00:29:07,351 --> 00:29:09,317 Does your mom know you're out here? 366 00:29:09,319 --> 00:29:11,183 Yeah. She gave me the address. 367 00:29:11,185 --> 00:29:12,882 She told me to come out here... 368 00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:14,383 Alone. 369 00:29:14,385 --> 00:29:16,284 Adam, you're lying to me. 370 00:29:16,286 --> 00:29:18,649 You and mom have been lying to me my entire life. 371 00:29:18,651 --> 00:29:20,350 We had no choice. 372 00:29:20,352 --> 00:29:22,851 You have no idea how hard it was on both of us. 373 00:29:22,853 --> 00:29:24,485 What about me? 374 00:29:24,487 --> 00:29:27,952 It broke my heart that I couldn't be there when you needed me. 375 00:29:27,954 --> 00:29:30,485 Adam, this is serious. 376 00:29:30,487 --> 00:29:31,817 Tell me how you found me. 377 00:29:31,819 --> 00:29:33,584 I found your letters. 378 00:29:33,586 --> 00:29:35,520 You took a big risk coming here. 379 00:29:36,754 --> 00:29:38,187 Your mom must be worried sick. 380 00:29:51,088 --> 00:29:53,086 - What's going on? - Just a routine check. 381 00:29:53,088 --> 00:29:55,456 Routine? It doesn't look that way to me. 382 00:29:56,222 --> 00:29:57,520 Are you Shelly Harrison? 383 00:29:57,522 --> 00:30:00,686 What? Are you a police officer? 384 00:30:00,688 --> 00:30:03,153 I'm going to have to ask you to turn off your engine and step out of the vehicle. 385 00:30:03,155 --> 00:30:04,723 Okay. 386 00:30:08,356 --> 00:30:10,222 Ma'am, it's futile. 387 00:30:10,224 --> 00:30:12,223 I suggest you get out of the car. 388 00:30:13,890 --> 00:30:16,055 She sent me everything. 389 00:30:16,057 --> 00:30:18,856 I couldn't get enough of it. She's so proud of you. 390 00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,821 I always thought Mom threw these out. 391 00:30:20,823 --> 00:30:22,356 Not a single one of them. 392 00:30:22,358 --> 00:30:23,889 So what about me? 393 00:30:23,891 --> 00:30:26,788 Am I gonna be... Like you? 394 00:30:26,790 --> 00:30:29,390 No. You've got nothing to worry about. 395 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:30,889 You're already 13... 396 00:30:30,891 --> 00:30:32,789 - So what? - Well... 397 00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,423 You'd have symptoms by now. 398 00:30:34,425 --> 00:30:36,856 You mean like hair that grows a foot overnight? 399 00:30:36,858 --> 00:30:38,923 Feet that blow through the ends of my shoes? 400 00:30:38,925 --> 00:30:40,227 That kind of thing? 401 00:30:41,194 --> 00:30:43,325 I'm going to be a monster? 402 00:30:43,327 --> 00:30:45,325 It's not so bad. 403 00:30:45,327 --> 00:30:47,158 How is it not so bad? 404 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,192 Spending the rest of my life hiding in the forest like an animal? 405 00:30:50,194 --> 00:30:53,159 Slow down. What else do you have? 406 00:30:53,161 --> 00:30:57,092 The hair thing, the feet. What about your ears? 407 00:30:57,094 --> 00:31:00,859 When your adrenaline's up, does your hearing change? 408 00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:02,858 Sometimes it gets super loud. 409 00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:04,593 Like a migraine or something. 410 00:31:04,595 --> 00:31:06,526 When's the last time you shaved your hands? 411 00:31:06,528 --> 00:31:07,860 What? Ew! Never! 412 00:31:07,862 --> 00:31:09,025 But you shave your back? 413 00:31:09,027 --> 00:31:10,859 No. I don't shave anything. 414 00:31:10,861 --> 00:31:14,660 This is amazing. My hands and back are where it started. 415 00:31:14,662 --> 00:31:19,061 By the time I was 12, I was waxing my back every weekend with duct tape. 416 00:31:19,063 --> 00:31:20,860 But you're different. 417 00:31:20,862 --> 00:31:22,961 It's like you've got all the good stuff, but none of the fur. 418 00:31:22,963 --> 00:31:25,295 How is any of this "good stuff"? 419 00:31:25,297 --> 00:31:28,562 There's a lot of good things about being a bigfoot. 420 00:31:28,564 --> 00:31:31,165 You're standing on that leg, aren't you? 421 00:31:52,065 --> 00:31:54,530 You... You fixed my leg. 422 00:31:54,532 --> 00:31:56,097 How is that possible? 423 00:31:56,099 --> 00:31:59,498 The healing touch, fast growing hair, big feet... 424 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:01,363 It all goes with the territory. 425 00:32:01,365 --> 00:32:03,497 Holy moly. What are you? 426 00:32:03,499 --> 00:32:05,331 Some kind of hairy wizard? 427 00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:08,164 Ha. Nothing that exciting. 428 00:32:08,166 --> 00:32:10,666 We've got to find out what else you can do. 429 00:32:11,467 --> 00:32:12,766 Hang on to this. 430 00:32:14,034 --> 00:32:15,200 What's it do? 431 00:32:24,867 --> 00:32:26,269 Whoo-hoo! 432 00:32:30,635 --> 00:32:31,900 Whoo-hoo! 433 00:32:41,069 --> 00:32:42,136 Whoa! 434 00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:54,938 Whoa! 435 00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:02,870 What's going on? It hurts! 436 00:33:09,704 --> 00:33:11,569 Just relax... 437 00:33:11,571 --> 00:33:14,370 That was so irresponsible! You could've killed me! 438 00:33:14,372 --> 00:33:16,370 It's the adrenaline. 439 00:33:16,372 --> 00:33:18,405 Calm down. 440 00:33:18,407 --> 00:33:20,869 Take a deep breath. 441 00:33:20,871 --> 00:33:23,572 That's it. And listen. 442 00:33:29,974 --> 00:33:32,372 Whoa. It's a woodpecker. 443 00:33:32,374 --> 00:33:33,740 Focus over there. 444 00:33:43,276 --> 00:33:45,340 That's a... What do you call it? 445 00:33:45,342 --> 00:33:47,840 - A geyser. - It's like I can see it. 446 00:33:47,842 --> 00:33:49,839 The sound makes a picture in your head. 447 00:33:49,841 --> 00:33:53,608 Dolphins and bats have something similar called echolocation. 448 00:33:54,309 --> 00:33:55,873 Pretty cool? 449 00:33:55,875 --> 00:33:59,073 I guess. Well, Batman's cool... 450 00:33:59,075 --> 00:34:00,505 Dolphinman, not so much. 451 00:34:00,507 --> 00:34:02,606 And your feet... Tell me you've tried them? 452 00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:03,875 Ditch the shoes, buddy. 453 00:34:07,410 --> 00:34:08,908 What? 454 00:34:08,910 --> 00:34:10,074 It's cold. 455 00:34:10,076 --> 00:34:13,041 Try to keep up. 456 00:34:13,043 --> 00:34:15,008 - Whoo-hoo! - Wait! 457 00:34:31,044 --> 00:34:32,310 Whoo-hoo! 458 00:34:32,312 --> 00:34:34,311 This is amazing! 459 00:34:34,313 --> 00:34:35,876 Feels good, doesn't it? 460 00:34:35,878 --> 00:34:38,246 Yeah! It's the greatest feeling in the... 461 00:34:42,379 --> 00:34:43,946 Whoo-hoo! 462 00:34:50,578 --> 00:34:52,077 Whoo! 463 00:34:55,713 --> 00:34:56,881 Whoo! 464 00:35:02,014 --> 00:35:03,714 Whoo-hoo!! 465 00:35:04,247 --> 00:35:05,913 Whoo... 466 00:35:05,915 --> 00:35:07,448 Ouch, buddy.. 467 00:35:07,450 --> 00:35:09,914 I'm so sorry. I should've warned you. 468 00:35:09,916 --> 00:35:13,513 You've gotta avoid smashing head first into the trees. 469 00:35:15,582 --> 00:35:18,081 I think I'm done with bigfoot lessons for the day. 470 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:19,546 There's one more thing. 471 00:35:19,548 --> 00:35:21,548 Does it involve smashing head first into anything? 472 00:35:21,550 --> 00:35:24,247 Nope. I can talk to animals. 473 00:35:24,249 --> 00:35:25,413 Are you kidding? 474 00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:26,847 Just watch. 475 00:35:26,849 --> 00:35:28,547 Hey, Steve, come over here. 476 00:35:39,716 --> 00:35:41,849 So what did you say to her? 477 00:35:41,851 --> 00:35:44,683 I love it. 478 00:35:44,685 --> 00:35:47,349 I just hear chirps. I guess I don't have that one. 479 00:35:47,351 --> 00:35:51,819 Give it a shot. The secret here is to slow things down. 480 00:35:59,551 --> 00:36:01,017 Nice to finally meet you, Adam. 481 00:36:01,019 --> 00:36:03,117 You look better in real life than in your photo. 482 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:04,918 - No way. - Yes way. 483 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,218 It works! 484 00:36:06,220 --> 00:36:09,119 It... Is... Nice... To... Meet... You! 485 00:36:09,121 --> 00:36:11,217 You don't need to talk like that. 486 00:36:11,219 --> 00:36:12,684 They understand you just fine. 487 00:36:12,686 --> 00:36:15,084 What am I? Chopped liver? 488 00:36:15,086 --> 00:36:18,352 Sheesh. He doesn't even introduce me! 489 00:36:18,354 --> 00:36:20,185 The trees talk too? 490 00:36:20,187 --> 00:36:21,587 This place is like a Disney movie! 491 00:36:22,688 --> 00:36:25,186 Hello...! 492 00:36:25,188 --> 00:36:28,253 Trees don't talk, you stupid idiot. 493 00:36:28,255 --> 00:36:29,852 That's just Trapper. 494 00:36:31,587 --> 00:36:33,685 Enchante.! 495 00:36:33,687 --> 00:36:36,487 Yeah. This is my lovely wife, Weecha. 496 00:36:36,489 --> 00:36:38,087 She's also enchanted. 497 00:36:38,089 --> 00:36:39,686 Hello. 498 00:36:39,688 --> 00:36:41,322 Nice to finally meet you, Adam. 499 00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:43,754 Your dad talks about you all the time. 500 00:36:43,756 --> 00:36:45,354 Every real man has a son. 501 00:36:45,356 --> 00:36:47,254 I got kids on the way myself. 502 00:36:47,256 --> 00:36:48,687 All boys. 503 00:36:48,689 --> 00:36:50,387 We don't know that. 504 00:36:50,389 --> 00:36:52,220 I can tell. 505 00:36:52,222 --> 00:36:55,291 How you doin', fellas? Gettin' big and strong in there? Good. 506 00:36:56,624 --> 00:36:58,054 I have to say... 507 00:36:58,056 --> 00:37:00,555 - The kid doesn't look like a bigfoot. - Trapper! 508 00:37:00,557 --> 00:37:02,589 What? I'm just calling it like it is. 509 00:37:02,591 --> 00:37:05,790 You've all got eyes. This is a bigfoot. 510 00:37:05,792 --> 00:37:08,622 This is a boy. It's Humans 101. 511 00:37:08,624 --> 00:37:11,889 Don't listen to Trapper. Nobody here does. 512 00:37:11,891 --> 00:37:15,056 Are you kidding? I'm like the boss around here! 513 00:37:15,058 --> 00:37:18,357 Everybody in this forest hangs off my every word. 514 00:37:18,359 --> 00:37:21,158 Is he always like that? 515 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,593 What a place. 516 00:37:23,826 --> 00:37:25,626 I'm starting to like it here. 517 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,727 Don't run and don't turn your back to him. 518 00:37:34,427 --> 00:37:36,561 No. He's a big one! 519 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,396 Careful, Dad! Don't... 520 00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:52,592 Nice performance, Wilbur. 10 out of 10! 521 00:37:52,594 --> 00:37:56,061 Well, thanks. I've been practicing. 522 00:37:56,063 --> 00:37:58,694 You jerk! I almost had a heart attack. 523 00:37:58,696 --> 00:38:00,193 Nothing to be afraid of. 524 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,894 This is just Wilbur. 525 00:38:01,896 --> 00:38:05,127 He's a big teddy bear, sweeter than a pot of honey. 526 00:38:05,129 --> 00:38:06,796 I am not! 527 00:38:07,628 --> 00:38:10,262 Okay, maybe I am. 528 00:38:10,264 --> 00:38:11,794 This is my son, Adam. 529 00:38:11,796 --> 00:38:14,127 Pleased to meet you, kid. 530 00:38:14,129 --> 00:38:16,229 Over the hill... 531 00:38:16,231 --> 00:38:18,696 Hello. 532 00:38:18,698 --> 00:38:21,029 - Two of 'em... - Wow, slow down, Tina. 533 00:38:21,031 --> 00:38:22,895 Breathe through your nose. 534 00:38:22,897 --> 00:38:25,197 I ain't got time to breathe through my nose! 535 00:38:25,199 --> 00:38:27,728 I'm talkin' about rednecks with guns! 536 00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:30,596 Hoo-hoo, hunters! 537 00:38:30,598 --> 00:38:32,363 Hunters? Should we hide? 538 00:38:32,365 --> 00:38:35,099 That won't be necessary. 539 00:38:36,998 --> 00:38:39,663 I, my friend, am a connoisseur 540 00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:41,564 and when it comes to hamburgers, 541 00:38:41,566 --> 00:38:45,331 this is a tasty piece of beef. 542 00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:47,663 I thought you got the fried chicken. 543 00:38:47,665 --> 00:38:52,098 My point is, whatever it is, it's delicious. 544 00:38:53,867 --> 00:38:56,567 We haven't had hunters in three seasons! 545 00:38:58,401 --> 00:39:01,298 Blue 32. Green 180. Hut! 546 00:39:02,733 --> 00:39:04,531 Yee-haw! 547 00:39:04,533 --> 00:39:07,732 You think that'd be cruelty to animals, but she loves it. 548 00:39:11,469 --> 00:39:13,300 My point is, 549 00:39:13,302 --> 00:39:15,267 we're smarter than them animals, 550 00:39:15,269 --> 00:39:18,270 so they deserve to die. 551 00:39:34,337 --> 00:39:36,402 That's the sign. 552 00:39:44,872 --> 00:39:47,936 It's a dog-eat-dog world, my friend, 553 00:39:47,938 --> 00:39:49,668 but I ain't eatin' no dog. 554 00:39:49,670 --> 00:39:51,836 Which brings me back to my hamburger. 555 00:39:51,838 --> 00:39:53,703 That would be a chicken burger. 556 00:39:53,705 --> 00:39:55,073 Whatever burger. 557 00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:15,308 I got it! 558 00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:17,307 I saw it first! 559 00:40:23,641 --> 00:40:26,240 We got him, my friend! 560 00:40:26,242 --> 00:40:30,107 I told you dousing ourselves in that bear urine 561 00:40:30,109 --> 00:40:31,773 would make us in-detectable. 562 00:40:31,775 --> 00:40:33,207 Like the Invisible Man. 563 00:40:33,209 --> 00:40:35,874 Ooh, you were right about that one, buddy. 564 00:40:35,876 --> 00:40:39,273 All we gotta do before we mount it on the wall is make sure it's dead. 565 00:40:39,275 --> 00:40:40,642 Let's take a look. 566 00:40:42,876 --> 00:40:44,841 Yup. He's a goner. 567 00:40:44,843 --> 00:40:49,774 I love destroying nature's most majestic creatures! 568 00:40:49,776 --> 00:40:53,041 Come on, get your butt in here. Selfie time! 569 00:40:58,077 --> 00:41:00,775 I'm gonna post that up on Facebook, 570 00:41:00,777 --> 00:41:02,541 and watch the likes come rollin' in. 571 00:41:02,543 --> 00:41:04,575 Don't you be tagging me! 572 00:41:04,577 --> 00:41:07,277 My wife thinks I'm down at the community college studyin' to be an... 573 00:41:11,279 --> 00:41:14,078 Zombie bear! 574 00:41:14,945 --> 00:41:16,579 He's undead! 575 00:41:18,479 --> 00:41:20,012 I did poke it! 576 00:41:27,313 --> 00:41:29,845 And stay out! 577 00:41:29,847 --> 00:41:32,178 Nice shot, honey. 578 00:41:32,180 --> 00:41:36,078 They won't be coming back for a while. 579 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,280 That was the best thing I've ever seen! 580 00:41:42,581 --> 00:41:44,446 At least you guys know how to have a good time. 581 00:41:44,448 --> 00:41:47,179 We make the most of it. 582 00:41:47,181 --> 00:41:49,180 It's nice to finally have a dad. 583 00:41:49,182 --> 00:41:52,112 Well, then, son, we've got to make up for lost time. 584 00:41:52,114 --> 00:41:54,113 All right. Where do we start? 585 00:41:54,115 --> 00:41:55,881 I don't know. 586 00:41:55,883 --> 00:42:01,448 Okay, so what's the best father-son thing you can think of? 587 00:42:01,450 --> 00:42:04,413 Want to play baseball? 588 00:42:04,415 --> 00:42:07,117 Sure, why not? You got a ball? 589 00:42:09,984 --> 00:42:12,248 Whoa, I would have picked a different activity 590 00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:14,714 if I'd known you had to whittle a ball from scratch. 591 00:42:14,716 --> 00:42:16,282 That's how things work around here. 592 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:17,982 You have to rely on yourself. 593 00:42:17,984 --> 00:42:20,415 Yeah. I guess you can't just order it off the Internet. 594 00:42:20,417 --> 00:42:22,649 What's the Internet? 595 00:42:22,651 --> 00:42:25,316 You've never heard of the Internet? Are you kidding me? 596 00:42:25,318 --> 00:42:26,915 Adam, I'm joking. 597 00:42:26,917 --> 00:42:29,548 I know what the Internet is. Come on! 598 00:42:29,550 --> 00:42:32,285 I have tons of friends on MySpace. 599 00:42:33,518 --> 00:42:36,349 Things have changed a little bit. 600 00:42:36,351 --> 00:42:37,715 You'll see when you come back. 601 00:42:37,717 --> 00:42:40,085 Adam, I told you. I can't. 602 00:42:41,419 --> 00:42:44,451 I'm sorry, I know how you feel. 603 00:42:44,453 --> 00:42:46,087 Come on, son, show me what you got. 604 00:42:47,019 --> 00:42:48,418 Okay, Pops. 605 00:42:58,186 --> 00:43:01,118 Whoa, maybe we should try something else. 606 00:43:02,287 --> 00:43:04,021 Whoo-hoo! 607 00:43:04,721 --> 00:43:06,021 Whoo! 608 00:43:18,988 --> 00:43:20,789 Whoa, that felt great. 609 00:43:26,955 --> 00:43:29,222 Come on out, I'll race you back. 610 00:43:29,224 --> 00:43:32,155 All right, old man, bring it on. 611 00:43:40,757 --> 00:43:42,689 Give me a second. 612 00:43:42,691 --> 00:43:45,022 What's wrong, gettin' tired? 613 00:43:45,024 --> 00:43:46,589 You wish. 614 00:43:46,591 --> 00:43:48,256 Whoo-hoo! 615 00:43:48,258 --> 00:43:50,126 Hey, no fair! 616 00:44:03,393 --> 00:44:05,757 You totally cheated! 617 00:44:05,759 --> 00:44:07,927 We'll call it a tie. 618 00:44:08,759 --> 00:44:11,125 Whoa! Did you make this? 619 00:44:11,127 --> 00:44:13,591 Sure did. So do you play? 620 00:44:13,593 --> 00:44:15,327 Yeah. I love guitar! 621 00:44:21,395 --> 00:44:22,992 Yeah, 622 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:25,126 try not squeezing so tight. 623 00:44:25,128 --> 00:44:28,928 Yeah, leave a little space... Yeah, yeah. Okay. 624 00:44:31,629 --> 00:44:33,759 I think it's out of tune or something. 625 00:44:33,761 --> 00:44:36,593 Do you play or is it just to look cool? 626 00:44:36,595 --> 00:44:38,829 Well, you'll be the judge. 627 00:45:01,596 --> 00:45:03,129 Holy crap! 628 00:45:03,131 --> 00:45:05,462 Well, I've had lots of time to practice. 629 00:45:05,464 --> 00:45:07,463 Can you teach me how to do that? 630 00:45:07,465 --> 00:45:10,429 Well, maybe a little bit more rock and roll. 631 00:45:10,431 --> 00:45:12,332 Of course, I'd be happy to. 632 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:19,497 You have to come home with me. 633 00:45:19,499 --> 00:45:23,464 Adam, I wish I could, but it's not safe. 634 00:45:23,466 --> 00:45:26,930 We can keep you a secret. No one will ever know. 635 00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:28,763 They don't even know you're alive! 636 00:45:28,765 --> 00:45:30,463 HairCo will find out. 637 00:45:30,465 --> 00:45:33,064 I'm sure they've been monitoring you and your mom. 638 00:45:33,066 --> 00:45:36,998 They're relentless. I've seen it firsthand. 639 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,897 When I was in medical school, 640 00:45:38,899 --> 00:45:40,864 I started studying my hair growth, 641 00:45:40,866 --> 00:45:44,732 desperately trying to make sense of what was happening to me. 642 00:45:44,734 --> 00:45:48,032 I discovered a rare DNA mutation in my blood 643 00:45:48,034 --> 00:45:51,467 was triggering a resurgence of Neanderthal features. 644 00:45:51,469 --> 00:45:53,902 Every day I was becoming more of a bigfoot. 645 00:45:55,135 --> 00:45:57,867 HairCo found out about my experiments. 646 00:45:57,869 --> 00:46:00,866 At first they tried to hire me 647 00:46:00,868 --> 00:46:03,934 but when I declined, my lab was ransacked, 648 00:46:03,936 --> 00:46:06,801 and all my research stolen. 649 00:46:06,803 --> 00:46:09,134 That's when things got really out of control. 650 00:46:09,136 --> 00:46:10,967 They threatened your mother. 651 00:46:10,969 --> 00:46:13,834 We couldn't go anywhere without being followed. 652 00:46:13,836 --> 00:46:17,968 I knew the only way to keep you safe was to disappear. 653 00:46:17,970 --> 00:46:21,501 Why didn't they come after me? Don't we have the same... 654 00:46:21,503 --> 00:46:24,768 DNA. Yes, we do, but when you were younger, 655 00:46:24,770 --> 00:46:27,667 the genetic mutation hadn't activated yet. 656 00:46:27,669 --> 00:46:31,970 I'm sure they found some of your genetic material when they ransacked the house. 657 00:46:31,972 --> 00:46:34,835 But back then, you'd have seemed totally normal. 658 00:46:34,837 --> 00:46:36,437 That must be why they left us alone. 659 00:46:36,439 --> 00:46:39,103 And it's the reason I can't come back. 660 00:46:39,105 --> 00:46:41,937 It's too dangerous. If they even suspect I'm alive, 661 00:46:41,939 --> 00:46:44,106 they'll stop at nothing to get what they want. 662 00:46:48,572 --> 00:46:49,738 You. 663 00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:51,037 What are you doing here? 664 00:46:51,039 --> 00:46:53,271 All day breakfast, of course. 665 00:46:53,273 --> 00:46:57,038 I jest. Please sit, Mrs. Harrison, 666 00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,806 so that we might solve the problem of your missing boy. 667 00:47:00,808 --> 00:47:03,106 He hates that photo. 668 00:47:03,108 --> 00:47:05,439 You expect me to believe you're here because of my son? 669 00:47:05,441 --> 00:47:06,907 You got me. 670 00:47:06,909 --> 00:47:08,873 I don't care about your son, 671 00:47:08,875 --> 00:47:12,176 but if we find him, we find your husband. 672 00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:14,606 My husband? 673 00:47:14,608 --> 00:47:16,673 He died a long time ago. You know that. 674 00:47:16,675 --> 00:47:18,573 Yes, well... No. 675 00:47:18,575 --> 00:47:22,310 Some new evidence has come to my attention. Please read the headline. 676 00:47:23,676 --> 00:47:25,276 "Baby born in a pumpkin." 677 00:47:26,575 --> 00:47:28,675 The other headline. 678 00:47:30,609 --> 00:47:33,008 Bigfoot? Really? 679 00:47:33,010 --> 00:47:38,074 Before he disappeared, your husband was working on strange experiments. 680 00:47:38,076 --> 00:47:42,443 Studying hair growth. Hair like we've never seen. 681 00:47:42,445 --> 00:47:45,312 Hair like that of say, a bigfoot. 682 00:47:46,912 --> 00:47:49,809 Quite a coincidence, wouldn't you say? 683 00:47:49,811 --> 00:47:55,576 Your son happens to show up at the first Bigfoot sighting in 10 years? 684 00:47:55,578 --> 00:47:58,577 I don't think your husband was studying Bigfoot. 685 00:47:58,579 --> 00:48:01,046 I think he is Bigfoot. 686 00:48:03,646 --> 00:48:07,076 Ta-da! And you said I don't wine and dine you anymore. 687 00:48:07,078 --> 00:48:09,044 Something isn't right. 688 00:48:09,046 --> 00:48:10,946 I thought you might say that. 689 00:48:11,746 --> 00:48:13,612 Perfect-issimo. 690 00:48:13,614 --> 00:48:17,011 A beautiful meal for my beautiful wife, 691 00:48:17,013 --> 00:48:19,345 and my soon-to-be-born sons. 692 00:48:19,347 --> 00:48:22,480 Eat up boys, no runts in this litter! 693 00:48:22,482 --> 00:48:27,715 Shh, I'm serious. What are all these black cars doing here? 694 00:48:29,914 --> 00:48:31,215 No. 695 00:48:32,415 --> 00:48:34,980 I know. He hates that photo. 696 00:48:39,916 --> 00:48:42,980 That's Bigfoot's wife. 697 00:48:42,982 --> 00:48:45,113 We're not leaving until we find him. 698 00:48:45,115 --> 00:48:48,250 Tear the forest down if you have to. 699 00:48:50,383 --> 00:48:52,882 Yuck. Looks way too healthy. 700 00:48:52,884 --> 00:48:55,115 Well, it is. And tastes good too. 701 00:48:55,117 --> 00:48:56,881 Ooh, don't you have any meat? 702 00:48:56,883 --> 00:48:58,483 I'm afraid not. 703 00:48:58,485 --> 00:49:01,116 You kind of have to be a vegetarian out here. 704 00:49:01,118 --> 00:49:04,482 You eat one of those guys and everyone starts asking questions. 705 00:49:04,484 --> 00:49:06,383 No, who ate Trapper? 706 00:49:06,385 --> 00:49:09,816 Where's Trapper? Have you seen Trapper? 707 00:49:09,818 --> 00:49:11,615 You can try to reason with them, 708 00:49:11,617 --> 00:49:14,115 but nobody cares that he's delicious. 709 00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:15,349 I am trying to tell them, you know, 710 00:49:15,351 --> 00:49:17,783 a little salt and pepper on the old Trapper, 711 00:49:17,785 --> 00:49:20,418 it's so good. They don't want to hear it. 712 00:49:20,420 --> 00:49:22,853 I see how that could be awkward. 713 00:49:23,420 --> 00:49:24,817 Whoa, hot. 714 00:49:24,819 --> 00:49:26,684 Hot but good, right? 715 00:49:26,686 --> 00:49:28,417 No... Just hot. 716 00:49:28,419 --> 00:49:29,817 You have to admit, 717 00:49:29,819 --> 00:49:31,285 it's better than Mom's meatloaf. 718 00:49:31,287 --> 00:49:34,352 I'll give you that. What is in that stuff anyway? 719 00:49:34,354 --> 00:49:38,118 Car tires, wet cardboard boxes and lots of ketchup. 720 00:49:42,586 --> 00:49:44,419 We got a big problem. 721 00:49:44,421 --> 00:49:46,053 What's this? 722 00:49:46,055 --> 00:49:47,618 We saw Adam's mom. They got her locked in a trailer. 723 00:49:47,620 --> 00:49:48,820 - Shelly? - Mom? 724 00:49:48,822 --> 00:49:50,619 Hold on, it gets worse. 725 00:49:50,621 --> 00:49:53,188 There are a bazillion dudes in suits heading this way. 726 00:50:04,889 --> 00:50:06,586 I'm sorry... I... 727 00:50:06,588 --> 00:50:08,421 You led them right to us. 728 00:50:08,423 --> 00:50:12,120 And what's worse, you put your mother in danger! 729 00:50:12,122 --> 00:50:14,089 - I... - Adam, what have you done? 730 00:50:14,091 --> 00:50:15,388 I didn't mean to. 731 00:50:15,390 --> 00:50:18,255 Actions have consequences. 732 00:50:18,257 --> 00:50:21,155 You should never have come here. 733 00:50:21,157 --> 00:50:23,423 Well, you better do something. 734 00:50:23,425 --> 00:50:26,754 If they find Bigfoot, the jig is up! 735 00:50:26,756 --> 00:50:27,855 I can fix this! 736 00:50:27,857 --> 00:50:29,122 What are you doing? 737 00:50:29,124 --> 00:50:30,756 I'll tell them I'm okay. It'll be fine. 738 00:50:30,758 --> 00:50:32,923 No, Adam, you don't know who you're dealing with... 739 00:50:40,857 --> 00:50:41,992 Please be safe. 740 00:50:43,826 --> 00:50:45,623 Over here, you found me! 741 00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:48,157 Adam Harrison, the missing boy. 742 00:50:48,159 --> 00:50:50,760 Everything's fine. We can all go home.! 743 00:51:00,894 --> 00:51:02,591 Mom! 744 00:51:02,593 --> 00:51:04,392 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 745 00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:07,092 I'm sorry, Mom. I shouldn't have run away. 746 00:51:07,094 --> 00:51:08,626 And I should've told you the truth. 747 00:51:08,628 --> 00:51:11,493 There's a hundred agents in the forest looking for Dad. 748 00:51:11,495 --> 00:51:13,793 Adam, shh, watch what you say. 749 00:51:13,795 --> 00:51:15,493 Don't worry, they'll never find him. 750 00:51:15,495 --> 00:51:18,592 He's hiding in the tunnels near the base of the waterfall. 751 00:51:20,796 --> 00:51:23,027 This is an all-call. 752 00:51:23,029 --> 00:51:27,261 All agents re-route to sector G16. 753 00:51:27,263 --> 00:51:32,928 I repeat, the prize is in G16. I'm on my way. 754 00:51:32,930 --> 00:51:37,660 You heard the man, turn it around. Double time. 755 00:51:37,662 --> 00:51:41,063 The bigfoot is hiding down there. 756 00:51:44,665 --> 00:51:47,163 What are you waiting for? Get down there! 757 00:51:47,165 --> 00:51:48,761 I hear something. 758 00:51:48,763 --> 00:51:51,096 What is it? 759 00:52:01,132 --> 00:52:03,663 Someone push you in the pool? 760 00:52:03,665 --> 00:52:06,297 Adam! Don't hurt him! Please! 761 00:52:06,299 --> 00:52:08,764 Take her home. The boy rides with me. 762 00:52:08,766 --> 00:52:10,332 Where are you taking him? 763 00:52:10,334 --> 00:52:13,498 Don't worry, we'll be right behind you. 764 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:16,334 We're going to have a little chat. 765 00:52:36,336 --> 00:52:39,434 One last chance. Where is your father? 766 00:52:39,436 --> 00:52:41,466 So you can lock him in a cage? 767 00:52:41,468 --> 00:52:44,701 Your father's DNA can help millions of people. 768 00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:48,834 People who just want a full head of healthy hair. 769 00:52:48,836 --> 00:52:51,601 So you just take some DNA and let him go? 770 00:52:51,603 --> 00:52:54,667 Not exactly. We'll be partners. 771 00:52:54,669 --> 00:52:57,935 Your dad will work exclusively for us. 772 00:52:57,937 --> 00:52:59,401 Give me a break. 773 00:52:59,403 --> 00:53:00,836 Adam, listen to me... 774 00:53:00,838 --> 00:53:03,003 He's not a lab rat. He's my dad! 775 00:53:06,438 --> 00:53:11,173 It's becoming clear to me that you have no interest in negotiating. 776 00:53:11,971 --> 00:53:13,804 Light it up, boys. 777 00:53:18,504 --> 00:53:20,270 Are you crazy? 778 00:53:20,272 --> 00:53:25,071 Crazy is such an ugly word. I prefer "motivated." 779 00:53:25,073 --> 00:53:27,370 You'll never catch him. There's too much forest out there. 780 00:53:27,372 --> 00:53:31,739 My boy, the fire's not for him. It's for you. 781 00:53:38,973 --> 00:53:40,871 Nice doing business with you. 782 00:53:40,873 --> 00:53:42,104 No! 783 00:54:06,443 --> 00:54:08,209 Help! Help me! 784 00:54:27,411 --> 00:54:28,379 Dad! 785 00:54:28,878 --> 00:54:30,179 Hang on! 786 00:54:37,711 --> 00:54:38,745 No! 787 00:54:40,545 --> 00:54:43,043 So predictable. 788 00:54:43,045 --> 00:54:45,713 Dad. Come on. Please. 789 00:55:02,847 --> 00:55:03,848 Dad! 790 00:55:15,614 --> 00:55:18,482 Mission accomplished. So long! 791 00:55:29,282 --> 00:55:30,715 Wake up, Adam. 792 00:55:34,484 --> 00:55:35,684 Wake up. 793 00:55:36,151 --> 00:55:37,547 Dad? 794 00:55:37,549 --> 00:55:40,215 He's awake. Are you okay? 795 00:55:40,217 --> 00:55:42,615 I... I think so. 796 00:55:42,617 --> 00:55:45,783 All right, then. Take care of yourself, kid. 797 00:55:45,785 --> 00:55:47,783 Wait, where are you going? 798 00:55:47,785 --> 00:55:50,183 To find a new place to start over. 799 00:55:50,185 --> 00:55:51,383 You're just going to leave? 800 00:55:51,385 --> 00:55:53,316 Well, not much left here for us, is there? 801 00:55:53,318 --> 00:55:54,319 Way to go, man. 802 00:56:00,286 --> 00:56:02,020 Hey! Wait. 803 00:56:03,186 --> 00:56:04,616 Stop. 804 00:56:06,685 --> 00:56:08,583 Hey, I said stop! 805 00:56:14,087 --> 00:56:16,018 If you're going to bite my head off, do it. 806 00:56:16,020 --> 00:56:17,786 Otherwise, I've got something to say. 807 00:56:20,253 --> 00:56:22,986 I've got a plan but I need your help. 808 00:56:22,988 --> 00:56:25,321 It's your problem, not ours. 809 00:56:26,955 --> 00:56:29,785 This isn't about me, it's about my dad. 810 00:56:29,787 --> 00:56:32,686 I made the mistake, he shouldn't have to pay for it. 811 00:56:32,688 --> 00:56:36,121 So you want us to bail you out now? Nice. 812 00:56:36,123 --> 00:56:37,987 I didn't mean for this to happen. 813 00:56:37,989 --> 00:56:41,286 I just came out here to find my family. I'm sorry. 814 00:56:41,288 --> 00:56:44,120 Sorry isn't going to unburn down our forest! 815 00:56:44,122 --> 00:56:48,121 If I could take it back, I would. But I can't. 816 00:56:48,123 --> 00:56:50,454 Please, guys, I need your help. 817 00:56:50,456 --> 00:56:52,886 When animals go up against humans, 818 00:56:52,888 --> 00:56:54,786 humans always win. 819 00:56:54,788 --> 00:56:57,855 I'm not gonna end up a bearskin rug. 820 00:56:57,857 --> 00:57:00,522 What would Bigfoot do if you were in trouble? 821 00:57:00,524 --> 00:57:02,155 Would he just walk away? 822 00:57:02,157 --> 00:57:04,688 Sometimes doing the right thing is hard. 823 00:57:04,690 --> 00:57:07,754 I'm not going to tell you it won't be dangerous. 824 00:57:07,756 --> 00:57:10,623 But the only way we stand a chance is if we work together. 825 00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:13,493 Please, Bigfoot needs your help. 826 00:57:15,159 --> 00:57:18,521 The kid's right. Bigfoot needs us. 827 00:57:18,523 --> 00:57:21,158 I agree with them, I'm in. 828 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,689 All right then, we're in. 829 00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:26,523 Whoa, wait, we're not even going to discuss it? 830 00:57:26,525 --> 00:57:30,824 I was going to say "in" too, you just said it first. 831 00:57:30,826 --> 00:57:32,825 What do you say, Wilbur? 832 00:57:35,326 --> 00:57:37,159 Okay. 833 00:57:37,161 --> 00:57:39,094 Let's do it for Bigfoot. 834 00:57:56,228 --> 00:57:58,793 I could watch that all day. 835 00:57:58,795 --> 00:58:00,592 It's incredible. 836 00:58:00,594 --> 00:58:04,493 The structure of the hair is different at the molecular level. 837 00:58:06,829 --> 00:58:09,195 It's awake. 838 00:58:09,197 --> 00:58:11,928 Good morning, my dear beast. 839 00:58:11,930 --> 00:58:15,761 Or should I say... Doctor Harrison? 840 00:58:15,763 --> 00:58:17,694 Let me go! 841 00:58:17,696 --> 00:58:19,298 Calm down. 842 00:58:22,630 --> 00:58:24,163 Or not. 843 00:58:24,165 --> 00:58:25,399 Get back! 844 00:58:27,331 --> 00:58:29,495 No, no, no. There's no need for that. 845 00:58:29,497 --> 00:58:33,196 Do you have any idea what that thing costs? 846 00:58:33,198 --> 00:58:35,862 I'm sure we've got another one. 847 00:58:35,864 --> 00:58:39,196 The benefits of being rich. 848 00:58:39,198 --> 00:58:42,731 This thing here, I have no idea what it is. 849 00:58:45,799 --> 00:58:48,364 But we'll replace it too. 850 00:58:48,366 --> 00:58:51,831 The only thing of value here is our new friend. 851 00:58:51,833 --> 00:58:54,030 You'll never get what you want from me. 852 00:58:54,032 --> 00:58:56,864 I'll fight you every step of the way. 853 00:58:56,866 --> 00:58:59,033 No, you won't. 854 00:58:59,035 --> 00:59:00,832 You want to know how I know? 855 00:59:00,834 --> 00:59:02,834 Your family is still out there. 856 00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,666 Leave them out of this. 857 00:59:05,668 --> 00:59:07,631 Happily. I have no use for them. 858 00:59:07,633 --> 00:59:10,000 But if you make life hard for us, 859 00:59:10,002 --> 00:59:12,866 we can make life very hard for them. 860 00:59:12,868 --> 00:59:16,267 That said, if you cooperate... 861 00:59:16,269 --> 00:59:19,467 I promise to take good care of your family. 862 00:59:19,469 --> 00:59:22,470 So, Mr. Bigfoot, what will it be? 863 00:59:29,002 --> 00:59:31,467 Well, guys, it looks like we're going to have to hitch a ride. 864 00:59:31,469 --> 00:59:32,534 Got it. 865 00:59:35,104 --> 00:59:37,501 - What? - More of a covert ride. 866 00:59:37,503 --> 00:59:40,303 Got it. 867 00:59:40,305 --> 00:59:43,868 Okay, we'll wait for the last trailer in the convoy. Everyone ready? 868 00:59:43,870 --> 00:59:45,168 I was born ready. 869 00:59:45,170 --> 00:59:46,968 Actually, I was born a few weeks early. 870 00:59:46,970 --> 00:59:48,403 I needed a lot of help to get started... 871 00:59:48,405 --> 00:59:50,037 - Shut up. - Will you shut up? 872 00:59:50,039 --> 00:59:51,335 - Shut up. - Yeah. 873 00:59:51,337 --> 00:59:52,502 What? 874 00:59:52,504 --> 00:59:54,835 Okay, guys, it's now or never. 875 00:59:54,837 --> 00:59:56,735 Are you sure about this? 876 00:59:56,737 --> 00:59:57,838 Now. 877 01:00:01,373 --> 01:00:03,573 This is nuts. Whoa! 878 01:00:05,705 --> 01:00:06,706 Whoa! 879 01:00:14,140 --> 01:00:16,006 Wait! Hold on! 880 01:00:16,538 --> 01:00:17,837 Wilbur! Run! 881 01:00:17,839 --> 01:00:19,540 What do you think I'm doing? 882 01:00:28,673 --> 01:00:30,671 Whoa, what was that? 883 01:00:30,673 --> 01:00:31,938 Why you don't y'all go check it out? 884 01:00:31,940 --> 01:00:34,672 Aw, why do I have to go? I'm covered in latte! 885 01:00:34,674 --> 01:00:37,506 You're drinking a latte? 886 01:00:37,508 --> 01:00:39,009 What's wrong with that? 887 01:00:40,209 --> 01:00:42,508 Fine. Let's both go. 888 01:00:46,976 --> 01:00:49,211 All right, let's roll. 889 01:00:55,909 --> 01:00:59,242 Hang on tight, guys. This is going to be a long ride. 890 01:00:59,244 --> 01:01:02,010 Check out Steve. He's loving it. 891 01:01:06,377 --> 01:01:09,541 This is amazing. 892 01:01:10,811 --> 01:01:12,178 He probably got tired of pecking for a living. 893 01:01:14,510 --> 01:01:16,542 I've extracted the bigfoot DNA 894 01:01:16,544 --> 01:01:18,509 and spliced it into the sequence. 895 01:01:18,511 --> 01:01:20,342 So what are you waiting for? 896 01:01:20,344 --> 01:01:23,211 This needs to be tested immediately. 897 01:01:23,213 --> 01:01:24,846 Send in the intern. 898 01:01:27,779 --> 01:01:30,144 Dr. Billingsley? Hi. 899 01:01:30,146 --> 01:01:32,311 I... I don't mean to bother you, 900 01:01:32,313 --> 01:01:35,844 but I really need you to sign my time sheet... 901 01:01:35,846 --> 01:01:37,811 No, not again! 902 01:01:37,813 --> 01:01:43,544 Ouch! I need to really call my academic adviser. 903 01:01:47,982 --> 01:01:50,745 What's going on? 904 01:01:50,747 --> 01:01:54,048 My hair, it's growing. 905 01:02:02,548 --> 01:02:04,313 Incredible! 906 01:02:04,315 --> 01:02:07,513 It will be, but I'm still fine-tuning the genetic sequence. 907 01:02:07,515 --> 01:02:10,513 We're close, but I need more time with Bigfoot. 908 01:02:10,515 --> 01:02:12,680 We're closer than we've ever been. 909 01:02:12,682 --> 01:02:14,647 I want you working around the clock. 910 01:02:14,649 --> 01:02:18,716 Nobody rests and nobody goes home until we've cracked this thing. 911 01:02:19,484 --> 01:02:21,549 Sir? 912 01:02:30,685 --> 01:02:33,115 Greg. Gerry. What's new with you guys? 913 01:02:33,117 --> 01:02:35,049 This guy drinks lattes. 914 01:02:35,051 --> 01:02:38,050 Come on. You promised to let it go. 915 01:02:38,052 --> 01:02:40,219 Well, lah-di-dah. 916 01:02:52,254 --> 01:02:54,851 Are you kidding me? 917 01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:02,019 How are we going to find him? This place is gigantic! 918 01:03:02,021 --> 01:03:04,254 Shh. Let me concentrate. 919 01:03:18,488 --> 01:03:21,652 How much time do you need to finish sequencing his DNA? 920 01:03:21,654 --> 01:03:23,389 The ongoing mutations are... 921 01:03:25,456 --> 01:03:28,288 I can't see him. We've got to get closer. 922 01:03:28,290 --> 01:03:30,288 Steve, take out those security cameras. 923 01:03:30,290 --> 01:03:31,354 I'm on it. 924 01:03:31,356 --> 01:03:33,556 Everyone else, come with me. 925 01:03:47,890 --> 01:03:49,591 Piece of junk! 926 01:04:14,727 --> 01:04:16,425 Sir? 927 01:04:16,427 --> 01:04:18,725 Yeah, tech support? There's something wrong with the system here. 928 01:04:18,727 --> 01:04:20,623 All the monitors are on the fritz. 929 01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:23,226 Have you checked if they are all plugged in? 930 01:04:23,228 --> 01:04:24,660 Of course they're plugged in! 931 01:04:26,127 --> 01:04:27,858 What do you say we smash it down? 932 01:04:27,860 --> 01:04:29,892 Stealth all the way. 933 01:04:29,894 --> 01:04:34,158 Step aside, kid. Let a professional show you how it's done. 934 01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:35,659 Where'd you get that mask? 935 01:04:35,661 --> 01:04:38,725 Girl, there's a lot you don't know about me. 936 01:04:38,727 --> 01:04:42,661 Lick, stick, and cut. 937 01:04:47,129 --> 01:04:48,331 Shoot. 938 01:04:52,895 --> 01:04:56,559 We've got a perimeter breach! 939 01:04:56,561 --> 01:05:00,429 The wrong thing to do here would be to start pointing fingers. 940 01:05:00,431 --> 01:05:03,029 Careful... Careful... There's broken glass everywhere. 941 01:05:03,031 --> 01:05:05,228 This is standard troubleshooting procedure. 942 01:05:05,230 --> 01:05:08,028 Ninety percent of the time, something is unplugged. 943 01:05:08,030 --> 01:05:11,929 Like I said, everything is plugged in! 944 01:05:16,864 --> 01:05:20,162 Help! Tech support! Get down here right now! 945 01:05:20,164 --> 01:05:23,599 I'm so sorry, sir, I am in India. There is nothing I can do. 946 01:05:28,032 --> 01:05:30,330 Have I been helpful for you today? 947 01:05:30,332 --> 01:05:32,233 Would you be willing to take a short survey? 948 01:05:33,998 --> 01:05:35,033 There he is. 949 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,797 We'll have to go through that door. 950 01:05:38,799 --> 01:05:40,267 Watch out, Wilbur, they're coming in! 951 01:05:42,833 --> 01:05:44,631 Don't worry. I got it. 952 01:05:44,633 --> 01:05:47,832 What are we gonna do? How do we get out of here? 953 01:05:47,834 --> 01:05:49,966 Check the lockers for anything we can use. 954 01:05:49,968 --> 01:05:51,531 Take whatever you can carry. 955 01:05:51,533 --> 01:05:54,035 I need more men. Get them down here now! 956 01:05:56,002 --> 01:05:59,234 Jackpot! Does it make me look cool? 957 01:05:59,236 --> 01:06:02,534 Hey, no fair! I want the flare gun! Me, me, me me, me! 958 01:06:02,536 --> 01:06:03,868 Fine, take it. 959 01:06:10,002 --> 01:06:11,704 What? 960 01:06:16,936 --> 01:06:18,101 What? 961 01:06:18,103 --> 01:06:20,437 Maybe we should try something else. 962 01:06:21,902 --> 01:06:23,868 Yeah, that's more like it! 963 01:06:25,237 --> 01:06:28,104 Watch where you're swinging that thing! 964 01:06:30,803 --> 01:06:32,001 On three. 965 01:06:32,003 --> 01:06:33,902 Okay, guys. It's now or never. 966 01:06:33,904 --> 01:06:35,170 Okay. 967 01:06:35,172 --> 01:06:36,339 One... 968 01:06:37,072 --> 01:06:38,503 Two... 969 01:06:40,004 --> 01:06:41,005 Three! 970 01:06:45,138 --> 01:06:46,105 Fire. Fire! 971 01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:50,773 Keep firing! Keep...! 972 01:06:57,505 --> 01:06:59,072 Gotcha, you little weasel. 973 01:06:59,074 --> 01:07:01,607 Why don't you pick on somebody your own size? 974 01:07:05,706 --> 01:07:08,106 Bring it on, suckers! 975 01:07:11,841 --> 01:07:12,808 Ha! 976 01:07:18,774 --> 01:07:19,775 No! 977 01:07:20,607 --> 01:07:22,874 Get your hands off him. 978 01:07:30,142 --> 01:07:31,840 What now? 979 01:07:31,842 --> 01:07:35,509 I'll deal with them. You go find your dad. Go, Adam, go. 980 01:07:46,376 --> 01:07:47,411 Over there. 981 01:08:09,879 --> 01:08:10,879 Come on, Captain! 982 01:08:17,745 --> 01:08:18,746 Over there! 983 01:08:27,248 --> 01:08:29,080 Whoa, get off me. 984 01:08:34,348 --> 01:08:37,079 Hey, Wilbur, get me up there! 985 01:08:37,081 --> 01:08:39,747 My pleasure. Whoa! 986 01:08:42,681 --> 01:08:45,115 Yee haw! 987 01:08:54,149 --> 01:08:55,546 Whoo-hoo! 988 01:08:56,748 --> 01:08:57,847 - Don't move! - What? 989 01:08:57,849 --> 01:08:58,980 You're under arrest. 990 01:08:58,982 --> 01:09:00,783 Y'all got to read me my rights. 991 01:09:04,285 --> 01:09:06,282 That is one tough bear. 992 01:09:19,119 --> 01:09:20,384 Dad! 993 01:09:20,386 --> 01:09:22,016 Adam, how did you get in here? 994 01:09:22,018 --> 01:09:25,284 Long story, but don't worry, I am here to get you out. 995 01:09:25,286 --> 01:09:26,951 It's going to be okay, Adam. 996 01:09:26,953 --> 01:09:28,218 What are you doing? 997 01:09:28,220 --> 01:09:30,550 Everything I did was to keep you safe. 998 01:09:30,552 --> 01:09:33,716 Not a day went by that I didn't wish I was in your life. 999 01:09:33,718 --> 01:09:35,518 We've got to hurry. Come on! 1000 01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:37,718 I need you to believe that. 1001 01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:40,018 You've been a naughty, naughty boy, Adam. 1002 01:09:40,020 --> 01:09:42,718 It's very lucky your father is a friend of mine, 1003 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,684 and friends forgive and forget. 1004 01:09:45,686 --> 01:09:47,686 You're going to have to catch us first. 1005 01:09:47,688 --> 01:09:49,087 Come on, Dad. Let's run! 1006 01:09:49,089 --> 01:09:50,585 I'm not going with you. 1007 01:09:50,587 --> 01:09:52,352 What? 1008 01:09:52,354 --> 01:09:56,353 I'm staying here. You and your mother are going to be safe. 1009 01:09:56,355 --> 01:09:58,087 It's better this way. 1010 01:09:58,089 --> 01:09:59,552 What did you do to him? 1011 01:09:59,554 --> 01:10:01,520 He's sick. You're killing him! 1012 01:10:01,522 --> 01:10:05,852 He's here under his own free will. He can leave at any time. 1013 01:10:05,854 --> 01:10:07,755 I'll be fine. Just go, Adam. 1014 01:10:08,689 --> 01:10:10,420 Don't look so surprised, 1015 01:10:10,422 --> 01:10:12,954 we're partners, your dad and I. 1016 01:10:12,956 --> 01:10:15,087 - I told you we would be. - Go on, now. 1017 01:10:15,089 --> 01:10:18,122 No! I'm not leaving without you. 1018 01:10:18,124 --> 01:10:20,222 You promised not to hurt him! 1019 01:10:20,224 --> 01:10:22,258 Treat our young guest gently. 1020 01:10:24,459 --> 01:10:27,555 It's time for Daddy to get back to work. 1021 01:10:27,557 --> 01:10:28,958 Take care of your mother. 1022 01:10:46,358 --> 01:10:50,025 I had the most beautiful dream. 1023 01:10:50,027 --> 01:10:52,358 I could take the rings off my tail 1024 01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:55,990 and link them together like a fancy magician. 1025 01:10:55,992 --> 01:10:57,724 I could be your assistant. 1026 01:10:57,726 --> 01:11:01,392 You could saw me in half, quarters, pennies, 1027 01:11:01,394 --> 01:11:02,658 whatever spare change you like... 1028 01:11:02,660 --> 01:11:04,892 Whoa, how many darts did you guys have? 1029 01:11:04,894 --> 01:11:08,425 Let's just say that I was over my limit. 1030 01:11:08,427 --> 01:11:11,591 You'll never have to worry about anything again. 1031 01:11:11,593 --> 01:11:15,263 Take it from me, you're going to love being rich. 1032 01:11:18,029 --> 01:11:23,125 Man, the kid sold us out. He took the money and ran. 1033 01:11:23,127 --> 01:11:27,028 Just think of it like he's away on a business trip, 1034 01:11:27,030 --> 01:11:29,526 working hard to provide for you. 1035 01:11:29,528 --> 01:11:32,293 Except he never comes home from this business trip. 1036 01:11:32,295 --> 01:11:36,162 Your father is a busy man. You know how it is. 1037 01:11:36,164 --> 01:11:38,727 Well, business is business, I guess. 1038 01:11:38,729 --> 01:11:39,863 That a boy. 1039 01:11:41,530 --> 01:11:43,995 Stop him! Get the boy. 1040 01:11:43,997 --> 01:11:46,198 Business is business! 1041 01:11:53,498 --> 01:11:57,095 - Don't let it get wet! - My beautiful hair! 1042 01:11:57,097 --> 01:11:58,995 My toupee! 1043 01:12:02,599 --> 01:12:09,596 Security! Security! Shut down the fire alarm in sector 4 and open the doors! 1044 01:12:09,598 --> 01:12:14,065 Security, shut down the fire alarm in sector 4. 1045 01:12:14,067 --> 01:12:15,231 What? 1046 01:12:15,233 --> 01:12:17,167 A... A fire? No. 1047 01:12:22,966 --> 01:12:24,865 Evacuate! Evacuate! 1048 01:12:24,867 --> 01:12:28,231 Please proceed to your nearest exit in an orderly manner. 1049 01:12:28,233 --> 01:12:30,532 What's wrong with that guy? 1050 01:12:30,534 --> 01:12:34,799 Security, security. Switch off the alarm right away! 1051 01:12:34,801 --> 01:12:36,899 Evacuate. Evacuate. 1052 01:12:38,336 --> 01:12:42,067 Stop it, stop it, this is a false alarm. 1053 01:12:42,069 --> 01:12:43,867 This is not a drill. 1054 01:12:43,869 --> 01:12:46,532 Please exit the facility at once. 1055 01:12:46,534 --> 01:12:47,934 What are you doing? 1056 01:12:47,936 --> 01:12:49,034 Standard procedure, sir. 1057 01:12:49,036 --> 01:12:51,404 Let me... Argh! ...go! 1058 01:12:57,170 --> 01:13:00,868 Look who's back. Mister sellout moneybags. 1059 01:13:00,870 --> 01:13:02,834 Did you really think I'd leave you here? 1060 01:13:05,303 --> 01:13:06,535 Get these cages open now. Everybody out. 1061 01:13:06,537 --> 01:13:08,701 Yeah. 1062 01:13:08,703 --> 01:13:10,738 Feel free to start with me. 1063 01:13:15,971 --> 01:13:18,603 I can't believe you're unlocking all these randoms before me! 1064 01:13:18,605 --> 01:13:20,237 Thank you, my dear. 1065 01:13:20,239 --> 01:13:22,970 Hello there, cowboy. 1066 01:13:22,972 --> 01:13:23,972 What are you in for? 1067 01:13:24,506 --> 01:13:25,605 Murder. 1068 01:13:26,938 --> 01:13:28,804 Just joking. I eat carrots. 1069 01:13:28,806 --> 01:13:30,906 You're funny. 1070 01:13:34,105 --> 01:13:36,237 Tina! Get me out of here! 1071 01:13:36,239 --> 01:13:39,107 This is not the time for fraternizing with inmates! 1072 01:13:41,506 --> 01:13:42,837 Adam, what are you doing? 1073 01:13:42,839 --> 01:13:44,871 Come on, Dad, I'm breaking you out. 1074 01:13:44,873 --> 01:13:49,839 I told you, I can't go. They'll always be after me. We'll always be hiding. 1075 01:13:49,841 --> 01:13:52,039 I don't care, as long as we're together. 1076 01:13:52,041 --> 01:13:56,538 No, I won't do that to you. I'm not leaving. 1077 01:13:56,540 --> 01:14:00,039 If you don't come with me, I'll tell them I'm a bigfoot too. 1078 01:14:00,041 --> 01:14:02,041 You can't. 1079 01:14:02,043 --> 01:14:05,007 I've got your genes, I've got your crazy hair. I've got everything they need. 1080 01:14:05,009 --> 01:14:06,073 Adam, no. 1081 01:14:06,075 --> 01:14:08,606 Either we both stay, or we both go. 1082 01:14:08,608 --> 01:14:10,341 It's up to you. 1083 01:14:10,343 --> 01:14:13,610 But I need my dad, and I'm not leaving here without you. 1084 01:14:16,942 --> 01:14:19,576 You are one stubborn kid. 1085 01:14:21,543 --> 01:14:24,344 I guess I take after my old man. 1086 01:14:28,311 --> 01:14:31,476 Where's Adam? You said he was right behind us. 1087 01:14:31,478 --> 01:14:33,808 What have you done with my son? 1088 01:14:33,810 --> 01:14:35,908 Calm down, he's on the way. 1089 01:14:35,910 --> 01:14:37,478 As soon as he gets home, we'll be out of your hair. 1090 01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:40,276 As soon as you leave, I'm calling the cops. 1091 01:14:40,278 --> 01:14:42,576 What are you gonna say? 1092 01:14:42,578 --> 01:14:45,010 "Hello, police? My husband is Bigfoot, 1093 01:14:45,012 --> 01:14:47,077 "and he's been captured in an evil conspiracy." 1094 01:14:47,079 --> 01:14:49,344 Sounds pretty crazy to me. 1095 01:14:49,346 --> 01:14:51,610 You know, someone with a story like that 1096 01:14:51,612 --> 01:14:53,744 probably isn't fit to raise a kid. 1097 01:14:53,746 --> 01:14:56,510 How dare you. You should be ashamed of yourself. 1098 01:14:56,512 --> 01:14:59,177 Listen, lady, we're just doing our jobs. 1099 01:15:00,612 --> 01:15:03,512 Now where's the can? You got a bathroom in this place? 1100 01:15:03,514 --> 01:15:05,914 No, we go in the bushes outside. 1101 01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:08,581 It's upstairs. 1102 01:15:15,580 --> 01:15:18,414 Simpson! Come into the bathroom, right now! 1103 01:15:18,416 --> 01:15:22,112 That's okay, I'll wait until you're done. 1104 01:15:22,114 --> 01:15:23,814 Would you get in here? 1105 01:15:26,048 --> 01:15:27,782 What's going on? 1106 01:15:31,382 --> 01:15:33,047 Sir, we're at the house. 1107 01:15:33,049 --> 01:15:35,612 The boy's a bigfoot. We've got the hair to prove it. 1108 01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:38,781 What? Fantastic! Change of plan, then. 1109 01:15:38,783 --> 01:15:40,450 Roger that. 1110 01:15:50,485 --> 01:15:54,582 That's not very nice. Do you treat all your guests like this? 1111 01:15:54,584 --> 01:15:57,016 Just the ones that kidnap my son. 1112 01:16:02,185 --> 01:16:04,849 Evacuate, evacuate. 1113 01:16:04,851 --> 01:16:07,384 Time to get your butts in gear. 1114 01:16:07,386 --> 01:16:09,916 Evacuate! Evacuate! 1115 01:16:14,419 --> 01:16:15,753 Follow me, buddy. 1116 01:16:19,253 --> 01:16:23,121 No more hiding. We're shutting this place down for good. 1117 01:16:42,222 --> 01:16:44,788 No! Come on. Hurry! 1118 01:16:50,622 --> 01:16:52,753 What now? 1119 01:16:52,755 --> 01:16:54,854 There's got to be another way out. 1120 01:16:54,856 --> 01:16:55,822 Dad, up there. 1121 01:16:57,522 --> 01:16:59,555 Let's check it out... Follow me. 1122 01:17:04,890 --> 01:17:09,089 Adam, watch where you step. Stay close. 1123 01:17:09,091 --> 01:17:11,457 Keep on going, I'm right behind you. 1124 01:17:20,425 --> 01:17:21,459 Up there. 1125 01:17:30,893 --> 01:17:33,291 There's no way down. We're trapped. 1126 01:17:33,293 --> 01:17:34,460 No, Dad. Look. 1127 01:17:36,959 --> 01:17:37,960 - Zipline! - Zipline! 1128 01:17:44,893 --> 01:17:46,158 Aah! 1129 01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:47,160 Shoot. 1130 01:17:51,794 --> 01:17:54,762 One way in, one way out. 1131 01:17:56,827 --> 01:17:57,828 We're going home. 1132 01:18:00,826 --> 01:18:03,662 Let me go, you big oaf. 1133 01:18:04,963 --> 01:18:07,161 So what'll it be? 1134 01:18:07,163 --> 01:18:10,993 Shall we end this little charade and return you to your cell? 1135 01:18:10,995 --> 01:18:12,893 He's never going back there. 1136 01:18:14,064 --> 01:18:15,031 Dad! 1137 01:18:17,796 --> 01:18:21,862 You silly beast. You lied to me. 1138 01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:26,296 You're not so special. The boy has everything we need. 1139 01:18:26,298 --> 01:18:29,195 No, please. Leave him alone. You promised. 1140 01:18:29,197 --> 01:18:30,399 It's too late now. 1141 01:18:41,631 --> 01:18:45,396 I would've kept you both, but I only need one. 1142 01:18:45,398 --> 01:18:46,666 No, please! 1143 01:18:47,731 --> 01:18:48,732 I'm sorry, son. 1144 01:18:51,565 --> 01:18:52,565 No! 1145 01:18:57,233 --> 01:18:58,764 No. 1146 01:18:58,766 --> 01:19:00,465 Argh! You animal! 1147 01:19:00,467 --> 01:19:03,402 Really, it's you who is the animal. 1148 01:19:06,368 --> 01:19:08,765 I hate to break it to you, 1149 01:19:08,767 --> 01:19:10,932 but that's only a flare gun. 1150 01:19:10,934 --> 01:19:14,033 It won't do you any good. Now get back inside, 1151 01:19:14,035 --> 01:19:15,433 we've got work to do. 1152 01:19:15,435 --> 01:19:18,068 No, you're out of business. 1153 01:19:35,601 --> 01:19:36,835 No! 1154 01:20:03,406 --> 01:20:06,506 Don't just stand there, pull me up! 1155 01:20:11,571 --> 01:20:13,136 No! 1156 01:20:14,306 --> 01:20:16,606 Ooh, that must hurt. 1157 01:20:21,940 --> 01:20:23,106 Dad! 1158 01:20:23,907 --> 01:20:25,006 Dad! 1159 01:20:31,773 --> 01:20:34,741 Please, don't leave me. 1160 01:20:41,974 --> 01:20:45,309 The healing touch, it all goes with the territory. 1161 01:21:10,709 --> 01:21:14,542 Look at that! He really is a bigfoot. 1162 01:21:14,544 --> 01:21:17,410 You see, you never listen to me. I told you so! 1163 01:21:17,412 --> 01:21:19,209 Are you kidding? 1164 01:21:41,247 --> 01:21:42,213 Adam? 1165 01:21:43,247 --> 01:21:44,214 Dad? 1166 01:21:50,316 --> 01:21:52,812 For the better or for the worse, 1167 01:21:52,814 --> 01:21:54,813 it looks like you're stuck with me now. 1168 01:21:54,815 --> 01:21:57,780 You know, Dad, I'm glad to be a bigfoot. 1169 01:21:57,782 --> 01:21:59,578 Me too. 1170 01:21:59,580 --> 01:22:02,579 I don't know how you did it, but that was amazing! 1171 01:22:02,581 --> 01:22:06,281 I got to say it, kid, you're the real deal! 1172 01:22:06,283 --> 01:22:08,980 I guess I am. Whoa, watch out guys! 1173 01:22:08,982 --> 01:22:14,316 You... You should have kept your end of the bargain. 1174 01:22:15,250 --> 01:22:18,183 It did not have to end this way. 1175 01:22:24,316 --> 01:22:26,385 Nobody messes with my family. 1176 01:22:27,484 --> 01:22:29,416 My kinda woman. 1177 01:22:29,418 --> 01:22:31,450 - Mom. - Honey. 1178 01:22:33,785 --> 01:22:37,048 Hi, sweetheart. It's great to see you. 1179 01:22:37,050 --> 01:22:39,382 - No more hiding. - No more hiding. 1180 01:22:39,384 --> 01:22:40,851 Look what I found. 1181 01:22:45,550 --> 01:22:51,119 Yo, dudes, metal! Tada da da da da da, yeah! 1182 01:22:58,718 --> 01:23:00,551 My research. 1183 01:23:00,553 --> 01:23:02,019 My lab! 1184 01:23:04,721 --> 01:23:07,988 My time sheet. 1185 01:23:20,955 --> 01:23:23,920 Hey! That hurts. 1186 01:23:23,922 --> 01:23:25,989 Don't you have a snooze button? 1187 01:23:27,588 --> 01:23:30,290 You're gonna be late for school. Now get up! 1188 01:23:36,490 --> 01:23:39,089 Yeah! 1189 01:23:39,091 --> 01:23:41,824 Good mornin'! Allow me. 1190 01:23:43,823 --> 01:23:45,358 Oops. Sorry. 1191 01:23:47,257 --> 01:23:48,687 Good to go. 1192 01:23:48,689 --> 01:23:50,223 Ew, gross. 1193 01:24:00,091 --> 01:24:02,290 How about a bearskin rug! 1194 01:24:05,024 --> 01:24:07,060 He's so soft. 1195 01:24:15,460 --> 01:24:16,925 Hello, everyone. 1196 01:24:16,927 --> 01:24:20,425 Whoa, Trapper, that's going to give me nightmares! 1197 01:24:20,427 --> 01:24:22,691 Girls, don't listen to Uncle Adam, 1198 01:24:22,693 --> 01:24:27,126 he's just jealous of how pretty you made me look. Now who's doing my nails? 1199 01:24:27,128 --> 01:24:29,925 And you thought you were going to have boys. 1200 01:24:29,927 --> 01:24:31,625 I never said that. 1201 01:24:31,627 --> 01:24:33,961 That raccoon will never change. 1202 01:24:35,659 --> 01:24:38,058 I could get used to this. 1203 01:24:38,060 --> 01:24:40,760 I could definitely get used to this. 1204 01:24:40,762 --> 01:24:45,829 Well, get used to it. We've got a lot of breakfasts to make up for. 1205 01:24:46,329 --> 01:24:48,259 Ooh, gotta go. 1206 01:24:48,261 --> 01:24:49,792 See you guys tonight. 1207 01:24:49,794 --> 01:24:50,996 Don't forget your lunch. 1208 01:24:52,463 --> 01:24:54,427 Let me guess, meatloaf? 1209 01:24:54,429 --> 01:24:55,961 But of course. 1210 01:24:55,963 --> 01:24:59,095 New house rule. From now on, Dad does all the cooking. 1211 01:24:59,097 --> 01:25:00,928 You got a deal. 1212 01:25:00,930 --> 01:25:04,332 I, I'm not so sure... 1213 01:25:09,963 --> 01:25:13,994 Well, well, well. What do we have here? 1214 01:25:13,996 --> 01:25:16,929 Hey, Tony, what are you doing here all by yourself? 1215 01:25:16,931 --> 01:25:18,129 Where are your bros? 1216 01:25:21,097 --> 01:25:24,595 Calling in the cavalry. I guess some things never change. 1217 01:25:24,597 --> 01:25:26,429 Where have you been, mop-top? 1218 01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:29,097 You know what? I like my hair. 1219 01:25:29,099 --> 01:25:31,063 Good for you. 1220 01:25:31,065 --> 01:25:32,896 I'm serious, leave me alone. 1221 01:25:32,898 --> 01:25:35,367 We don't need to fight. You're better than this. 1222 01:25:36,765 --> 01:25:39,030 No, we're not. 1223 01:25:39,032 --> 01:25:41,798 Okay, you asked for it. 1224 01:25:43,232 --> 01:25:45,798 What are you're going to do, whistle us to death? 1225 01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:48,001 Just calling in the troops. 1226 01:25:49,765 --> 01:25:53,199 Remember, I gave you a chance to walk away. 1227 01:25:54,534 --> 01:25:57,834 Look what we have here. We're terrified! 1228 01:26:08,201 --> 01:26:09,466 Thanks, Wilbur. 1229 01:26:09,468 --> 01:26:11,200 Just doing my part. 1230 01:26:11,202 --> 01:26:14,500 Girls, Daddy is very proud of you. 1231 01:26:14,501 --> 01:26:16,136 What are you smiling about? 1232 01:26:18,469 --> 01:26:21,371 No. You didn't. Let's check them out. 1233 01:26:38,404 --> 01:26:40,471 Whoa. Don't mess with these girls. 1234 01:26:40,473 --> 01:26:43,304 They take after their old man. 1235 01:26:43,306 --> 01:26:45,270 Now you better get back inside 1236 01:26:45,272 --> 01:26:48,635 before somebody reports a giant bear terrorizing kids in the city. 1237 01:26:48,637 --> 01:26:49,639 Hi, Adam. 1238 01:26:51,106 --> 01:26:52,571 Hi, there. 1239 01:26:52,573 --> 01:26:54,004 What was that all about? 1240 01:26:54,006 --> 01:26:56,105 Well... 1241 01:26:56,107 --> 01:26:58,271 Do you want to walk to school with me? 1242 01:26:58,273 --> 01:26:59,538 I'll tell you on the way. 1243 01:26:59,540 --> 01:27:02,374 I'd love to. I thought you'd never ask. 1244 01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:05,338 Cool. 1245 01:27:06,940 --> 01:27:08,238 No, not again. 1246 01:27:08,240 --> 01:27:11,271 Whoa, what's with the feet? 1247 01:27:11,273 --> 01:27:14,605 You're really different. I like that. 1248 01:27:14,607 --> 01:27:17,709 Maybe it'd be better if I switch to sandals. 1249 01:27:19,108 --> 01:27:20,905 We better hurry, we're going to be late. 1250 01:27:20,907 --> 01:27:24,140 Slow down, we've got plenty of time. 1251 01:27:24,142 --> 01:27:26,140 I really do want to hear your story. 1252 01:27:26,142 --> 01:27:28,876 Well, where do I start? 87896