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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,065 --> 00:00:41,505 I don't see the listing for Bourg-Saint-Maurice. 2 00:00:41,905 --> 00:00:44,304 I'm not surprised, this is Saint-Lazare. 3 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:47,265 It's written Saint-Lazare on my ticket. 4 00:00:47,665 --> 00:00:50,585 - Is it my eyes? - I think so. 5 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:53,145 Yeah, it's my eyes. 6 00:00:54,185 --> 00:00:56,145 Keep your skis parallel. 7 00:00:56,825 --> 00:00:59,785 One more turn and we'll come to a stop on the ridge. 8 00:01:02,225 --> 00:01:03,904 Ma'am? Mrs. Schmidt? 9 00:01:03,905 --> 00:01:05,345 Help! 10 00:01:05,945 --> 00:01:07,025 Damn! 11 00:01:08,465 --> 00:01:09,505 Ma'am! 12 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:13,385 Ma'am! 13 00:01:16,624 --> 00:01:18,584 Damn, what a job! 14 00:01:19,384 --> 00:01:21,264 Don't move, Mrs. Schmidt! 15 00:01:27,544 --> 00:01:31,344 SNOW JOB 16 00:02:46,623 --> 00:02:48,743 Hi, J�r�me. Come and see this. 17 00:02:52,063 --> 00:02:53,903 Don't say anything. It's not my fault. 18 00:02:53,904 --> 00:02:55,902 I wasn't with her. 19 00:02:55,903 --> 00:02:59,023 - You're too much. - I have enough problems. 20 00:03:01,383 --> 00:03:03,622 - Hello. - Hello, doctor. 21 00:03:03,623 --> 00:03:04,863 Hello, ma'am. 22 00:03:05,383 --> 00:03:08,062 - It's her knee. - I can see that. 23 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:10,143 It doesn't look too bad. 24 00:03:13,223 --> 00:03:15,463 Is that where it hurts? 25 00:03:16,903 --> 00:03:19,662 It's just dislocated. We'll set it for you. 26 00:03:19,663 --> 00:03:20,983 You'll feel better. 27 00:03:21,383 --> 00:03:23,863 - Ready? - Ready, doctor. 28 00:03:24,983 --> 00:03:25,863 Go! 29 00:03:30,103 --> 00:03:31,742 - Didn't hurt! - Yes. 30 00:03:31,743 --> 00:03:32,503 No. 31 00:03:33,503 --> 00:03:36,742 Alphachymotripcine, a tight bandage 32 00:03:36,743 --> 00:03:38,823 and aspirin for the toothache. 33 00:03:48,142 --> 00:03:49,622 Get my bags, please. 34 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:54,301 Sorry I'm late. I was held up in Paris 35 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:56,822 with girlfriend problems. 36 00:03:57,262 --> 00:03:59,902 - What's your name? - Jean-Claude, what's yours? 37 00:04:00,422 --> 00:04:02,702 Dusse with a D, as in Dusse. 38 00:04:05,742 --> 00:04:07,742 Room 14. I'll show you up. 39 00:04:08,542 --> 00:04:11,742 This is a problem, because I asked for a double room. 40 00:04:12,742 --> 00:04:17,022 A girlfriend from Paris might come and stay. Maybe. 41 00:04:17,622 --> 00:04:20,981 Sorry, sir, but we're booked solid right now. 42 00:04:20,982 --> 00:04:23,982 Maybe if we knew the date she was arriving. 43 00:04:24,622 --> 00:04:27,982 It could be tonight, or tomorrow... 44 00:04:29,822 --> 00:04:32,302 And she's not the only one. 45 00:04:32,622 --> 00:04:34,702 What are you doing tonight? 46 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:45,462 The guy doesn't know how to park. 47 00:04:45,902 --> 00:04:48,141 - There's no damage to ours. - Are you sure? 48 00:04:48,142 --> 00:04:50,702 - Nothing at all. - Good. 49 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:53,622 Oh, damn! 50 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:55,462 Forget it! 51 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,182 - Piece of crap! - Exactly. 52 00:04:57,702 --> 00:05:00,461 - Thanks. - Sorry, I'm exhausted. 53 00:05:05,821 --> 00:05:08,260 I'm Mr. Morin. I need the keys to my condo. 54 00:05:08,261 --> 00:05:10,460 - It's number 2... - 205. 55 00:05:10,461 --> 00:05:13,340 205? There's a slight problem. 56 00:05:13,341 --> 00:05:15,500 The people haven't left yet. 57 00:05:15,501 --> 00:05:16,781 Oh, no! 58 00:05:17,341 --> 00:05:19,980 It should have been ready yesterday! 59 00:05:19,981 --> 00:05:22,901 - I'm tired! - What floor is it on? 60 00:05:23,861 --> 00:05:25,220 The 2nd floor. 61 00:05:25,221 --> 00:05:27,141 - I'm tired. - Then move it! 62 00:05:30,941 --> 00:05:33,181 Do you have your card? 63 00:05:40,901 --> 00:05:43,060 - Hello, I'm Mr. Morin. - What is it? 64 00:05:43,061 --> 00:05:45,060 - You're in our room. - I'm sorry, 65 00:05:45,061 --> 00:05:48,460 but my wife has been sick. 66 00:05:48,461 --> 00:05:50,740 We'll be out of here right away. 67 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:52,260 My wife was sick, too. 68 00:05:52,261 --> 00:05:53,580 It's your mistake! 69 00:05:53,581 --> 00:05:55,940 It was ours at 10 after midnight. 70 00:05:55,941 --> 00:05:58,820 Or even 1 minute after. I'm tired. 71 00:05:58,821 --> 00:06:01,260 This is our room! 72 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:04,140 Calm down! 2 weeks ago, we had the same problem, 73 00:06:04,141 --> 00:06:05,660 but we didn't make a fuss. 74 00:06:05,661 --> 00:06:08,020 Then you're a doormat. 75 00:06:08,021 --> 00:06:11,500 I have it for 2 weeks. What if everyone's late? 76 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:13,740 Next year, I'll be skiing in July! 77 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:16,419 Don't get mad. Let's help them with their bags. 78 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:18,700 Thanks. Hurry up, honey. 79 00:06:22,260 --> 00:06:24,339 - Excuse me. - Sorry. 80 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:26,139 Are you ready, honey? 81 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:29,339 - What the hell is this? - This is a problem. 82 00:06:29,340 --> 00:06:31,539 I don't think you've read the rules. 83 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:34,620 There are 15 people time-sharing this condo. 84 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:39,260 The d�cor should be to everyone's liking. 85 00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:43,060 This little hook is a personal touch. 86 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:47,259 We shouldn't have to look at your bad taste. 87 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:48,860 I don't mean to rush you... 88 00:06:49,340 --> 00:06:51,860 Thanks a lot. 'Bye! 89 00:06:52,820 --> 00:06:55,220 Don't forget your bag. Thank you! 90 00:06:56,860 --> 00:06:59,140 I suppose I'll get blamed for this. 91 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:07,180 It's a jungle out there! 92 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:11,060 Home at last! 93 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:16,100 Look, they forgot their Scrabble game. We scored! 94 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:18,940 No, we have to give it back. 95 00:07:20,260 --> 00:07:23,180 Hey, you forgot something! 96 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:30,019 - Thanks very much! - You're welcome. 97 00:07:41,219 --> 00:07:43,299 - Miss! - Yes? 98 00:07:44,299 --> 00:07:46,138 What are cr�pes Gigi? 99 00:07:46,139 --> 00:07:48,698 They're coated in buckwheat and sprinkled with 100 00:07:48,699 --> 00:07:49,939 warm rose petals. 101 00:07:50,459 --> 00:07:51,699 They're delicious! 102 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:54,498 I'm sure. I'll have a sugar cr�pe and a beer. 103 00:07:54,499 --> 00:07:58,218 You're in the wrong place. We don't make that here. 104 00:07:58,219 --> 00:08:00,098 All our cr�pes are on the menu. 105 00:08:00,099 --> 00:08:01,299 Do you have batter? 106 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:04,499 Sugar? Make a cr�pe and put sugar on it! 107 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:08,938 Can you believe that guy? 108 00:08:08,939 --> 00:08:11,419 Where the hell does he think he is? 109 00:08:11,739 --> 00:08:13,939 Don't come back! 110 00:08:14,579 --> 00:08:17,219 - What happened? - Another sugar cr�pe. 111 00:08:18,179 --> 00:08:20,739 How's my little Poopsie? 112 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:26,459 - What was the emergency? - Just a dislocated knee. 113 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:29,779 - Who was it? - A Swedish girl. 114 00:08:31,179 --> 00:08:32,659 Poor thing. 115 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,778 - Was she nice? - Very nice. 116 00:08:34,779 --> 00:08:39,059 Great looking, amazing figure, and brains, too. 117 00:08:39,539 --> 00:08:42,138 I think she liked me. 118 00:08:42,139 --> 00:08:44,298 I'm glad you had a good time. 119 00:08:45,218 --> 00:08:48,538 I've been working all morning, if you're interested. 120 00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:51,737 - Don't be mad. - Don't touch me! 121 00:08:51,738 --> 00:08:55,417 You're lucky to meet great people in your job. 122 00:08:55,418 --> 00:08:59,058 I have to wait on these assholes with their sugar cr�pes! 123 00:09:06,138 --> 00:09:07,378 I'm sorry! 124 00:09:10,378 --> 00:09:11,338 Hello! 125 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:13,698 Yoo-hoo! 126 00:09:14,818 --> 00:09:16,777 It's me! 127 00:09:16,778 --> 00:09:19,938 Christiane the esthetician! 128 00:09:20,738 --> 00:09:22,577 Christiane! 129 00:09:22,578 --> 00:09:26,137 You've changed! I wouldn't have recognized you! 130 00:09:26,138 --> 00:09:28,538 - Really? - We didn't recognize you! 131 00:09:29,418 --> 00:09:30,898 - How are you? - Fine! 132 00:09:31,378 --> 00:09:33,617 I'm doing fine. Haven't I changed? 133 00:09:33,618 --> 00:09:34,817 Yes. 134 00:09:34,818 --> 00:09:36,577 I'm in love! 135 00:09:36,578 --> 00:09:39,538 I'm currently involved with a wonderful man! 136 00:09:41,218 --> 00:09:44,338 Will you sit down and have a drink? Are you hungry? 137 00:09:44,778 --> 00:09:48,138 No, I just came to say hi. Marius is waiting for me. 138 00:09:48,818 --> 00:09:49,698 There! 139 00:09:53,858 --> 00:09:55,937 The old... The guy... 140 00:09:55,938 --> 00:09:58,337 Um... in the hat? 141 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,736 Yes, that's him! 142 00:10:00,737 --> 00:10:04,376 But be discreet. Marius is married. 143 00:10:04,377 --> 00:10:05,696 You're terrible! 144 00:10:05,697 --> 00:10:08,217 - You understand? - Of course. 145 00:10:08,777 --> 00:10:11,616 - I'm happy to be here! - So are we. 146 00:10:11,617 --> 00:10:13,217 You look great! 147 00:10:14,217 --> 00:10:18,657 - I'm taking off. Not a word! - Our lips are sealed. 148 00:10:25,457 --> 00:10:27,256 - How's Popeye? - Get ready. 149 00:10:27,257 --> 00:10:30,536 He dumped his wife to live with a girl in Paris. 150 00:10:30,537 --> 00:10:33,056 A total disaster! 151 00:10:33,057 --> 00:10:35,696 The family got involved and the girl split. 152 00:10:35,697 --> 00:10:38,577 He came back after a month with his tail between his legs. 153 00:10:38,857 --> 00:10:41,497 In the meantime, his wife replaced him. 154 00:10:42,217 --> 00:10:44,016 Is he still working at the store? 155 00:10:44,017 --> 00:10:46,296 Yeah, but the other guy's in charge. 156 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:48,576 She was nice to take him back. 157 00:10:48,577 --> 00:10:50,657 - Gigi! - That's pathetic! 158 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:54,457 - Anyway, he's really nice. - Popeye, look who's here! 159 00:10:55,297 --> 00:10:58,696 Hi, handsome! You look great! 160 00:10:58,697 --> 00:11:01,296 - Come and take our money. - We're serious customers. 161 00:11:01,297 --> 00:11:02,577 How's it growing? 162 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:05,616 We want you to dress us from head to toe. 163 00:11:05,617 --> 00:11:07,377 Let's start with parkas. 164 00:11:08,217 --> 00:11:11,256 This is my wife, Martine, and her cousin. 165 00:11:11,257 --> 00:11:13,416 - Hi! - Hi, Martine. 166 00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:19,055 - I'll explain later. - Is all this yours? 167 00:11:19,056 --> 00:11:21,775 It's my wife's, but it's like it's mine. 168 00:11:21,776 --> 00:11:23,135 I'll explain later. 169 00:11:23,136 --> 00:11:26,256 Give us the best you've got. Spare no expense. 170 00:11:28,936 --> 00:11:30,096 Bend forward. 171 00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:34,296 - Do your toes touch? - The big toe. 172 00:11:34,656 --> 00:11:37,135 - Can you move your heel? - Of course. 173 00:11:37,136 --> 00:11:40,055 No, inside the boot. 174 00:11:40,056 --> 00:11:41,296 - In the boot? - Yeah. 175 00:11:41,297 --> 00:11:43,055 Yeah, more or less. 176 00:11:43,056 --> 00:11:44,576 Put in an insole. 177 00:11:45,016 --> 00:11:47,495 Yes, an insole underneath. 178 00:11:47,496 --> 00:11:50,935 Yeah. Popeye, the shop closes at 8:00, not at 7:45. 179 00:11:50,936 --> 00:11:53,656 Sweep the floor, because yesterday it was filthy. 180 00:11:55,896 --> 00:11:57,735 He's always joking around. 181 00:11:57,736 --> 00:12:00,096 That's just him. I'll explain later. 182 00:12:01,056 --> 00:12:03,295 I think you've got everything. 183 00:12:03,296 --> 00:12:07,295 Can you give us a discount? Say 10%? 184 00:12:07,296 --> 00:12:09,576 No problem. I'll just ask... 185 00:12:12,576 --> 00:12:15,576 - Considering all we bought. - It's only fair. 186 00:12:16,696 --> 00:12:17,736 No! 187 00:12:20,376 --> 00:12:24,976 I can't do it. Because they don't want to. 188 00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:27,735 Because of the money... I'll explain later. 189 00:12:31,855 --> 00:12:33,695 So, that's that. 190 00:12:35,495 --> 00:12:37,695 - Give me a pen. - Yeah. 191 00:12:40,575 --> 00:12:43,854 - Do you have ID? - They're friends of mine. 192 00:12:43,855 --> 00:12:44,855 Exactly. 193 00:12:49,975 --> 00:12:52,695 - I'll explain later. - We figured it out. 194 00:12:53,135 --> 00:12:56,454 I really need a double room for tonight. 195 00:12:56,455 --> 00:13:00,175 OK, 2 breakfasts in case she arrives during the night? 196 00:13:01,855 --> 00:13:03,215 Sure. 197 00:13:03,535 --> 00:13:05,175 Let's go, Jean-Claude! 198 00:13:06,295 --> 00:13:08,775 What are his main problems? 199 00:13:10,335 --> 00:13:13,294 - He's too stiff. - He doesn't use his poles. 200 00:13:13,295 --> 00:13:15,054 He leans too far back. 201 00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,215 I can't stop! 202 00:13:17,095 --> 00:13:19,934 - Watch it! - It's not my fault. 203 00:13:19,935 --> 00:13:22,614 So we agree that Jean-Claude sucks? 204 00:13:22,615 --> 00:13:25,415 - Yes. - He's the best of all of you. 205 00:13:26,095 --> 00:13:29,134 - What's Bernard's problem? - He's selfish. 206 00:13:29,135 --> 00:13:32,294 - That's not nice. - In terms of skiing. 207 00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:36,214 You only use one leg. Did you injure the other? 208 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,415 - Got pins or something? - No. 209 00:13:39,495 --> 00:13:42,093 If you take off one ski, you'll find out 210 00:13:42,094 --> 00:13:44,213 that both legs work. Take off one ski. 211 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,814 I'll break my neck! 212 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,334 - I want you to feel it. - I can do it. 213 00:13:58,574 --> 00:14:01,054 - Did you feel it? - I got it! 214 00:14:01,814 --> 00:14:05,294 Nathalie, you lean back like you're not into it. 215 00:14:05,654 --> 00:14:08,094 No, my boots are too big! 216 00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:10,934 - My feet are at the front. - Yeah. 217 00:14:11,654 --> 00:14:14,054 Yeah. Try about 10 sizes smaller. 218 00:14:15,014 --> 00:14:16,494 Come to the store. 219 00:14:17,094 --> 00:14:19,294 - I can't do this. - It's easy! 220 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,214 Let it pull you and don't sit on it. 221 00:14:22,614 --> 00:14:24,414 - Don't sit down? - No! 222 00:14:25,214 --> 00:14:26,614 - I get it! - No! 223 00:14:30,294 --> 00:14:31,854 Let it go! 224 00:14:34,814 --> 00:14:38,093 Out of the way! She's butting in line! 225 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:40,334 - Have some manners! - Go ahead! 226 00:14:42,054 --> 00:14:44,654 These boots are way too big! 227 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:47,334 - Buckle them tighter. - They won't go tighter! 228 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,013 Watch me and do what I do. 229 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:50,974 Let's go. 230 00:14:53,854 --> 00:14:55,254 Out of the way! 231 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,653 You're a danger to everyone! Are you OK? 232 00:15:02,053 --> 00:15:05,652 No, I should've stuffed my boots with newspaper 233 00:15:05,653 --> 00:15:08,693 or something! - You just realized that now? 234 00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:18,292 Let go of the bar after that tower. 235 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,213 I can't, I'm stuck! 236 00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:22,853 Get it unstuck! 237 00:15:25,853 --> 00:15:27,573 Way to go! 238 00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:36,973 Hey, Bernard! 239 00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:38,773 Be right there! 240 00:15:46,933 --> 00:15:48,213 Sorry! 241 00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:54,093 - Having dinner with us tonight? - No, I have a date. 242 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:57,133 - With who? - The hotel manager. 243 00:15:58,213 --> 00:16:00,773 I can't stand her up, she was so into it. 244 00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:03,893 I feel like tonight... 245 00:16:05,093 --> 00:16:06,732 I'm going to score. 246 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,652 - Can you help me? - No. 247 00:16:08,653 --> 00:16:12,092 You amaze me. You're already on the prowl. 248 00:16:13,132 --> 00:16:15,932 You and I have the same problem. 249 00:16:16,332 --> 00:16:19,212 We can't rely on our looks, especially you. 250 00:16:20,132 --> 00:16:23,932 I say forget you have no chance and go for it. 251 00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:27,171 You never know what'll work. 252 00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:29,651 I have to catch the chair. 253 00:16:29,652 --> 00:16:31,692 It's about to close. 254 00:16:45,412 --> 00:16:46,571 Hey you! 255 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:49,012 Take my skis, will you? 256 00:16:51,092 --> 00:16:52,851 Those are my skis! 257 00:16:52,852 --> 00:16:54,131 They're mine. 258 00:16:54,132 --> 00:16:56,892 My name's on them. Is your name Bernard Morin? 259 00:16:57,612 --> 00:17:00,412 Sorry, they're the same as mine. I'll show you. 260 00:17:03,532 --> 00:17:05,131 - Yeah. - Look. 261 00:17:05,132 --> 00:17:06,731 They are the same. 262 00:17:06,732 --> 00:17:09,171 Except yours are older, conveniently enough. 263 00:17:09,172 --> 00:17:11,132 It's the obvious thing to do. 264 00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:13,531 I just made a mistake! 265 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,292 Wanna see a mistake? 266 00:17:15,572 --> 00:17:16,732 Asshole! 267 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,652 My ski! 268 00:17:20,012 --> 00:17:21,692 Watch out! My ski! 269 00:17:23,092 --> 00:17:24,252 Damn liar! 270 00:17:26,451 --> 00:17:27,451 Shit! 271 00:17:30,491 --> 00:17:32,211 The damage is done. 272 00:17:33,171 --> 00:17:35,730 If you can't ski, stay home! 273 00:17:35,731 --> 00:17:38,010 I didn't do it! 274 00:17:38,011 --> 00:17:39,931 You didn't do it! 275 00:17:40,411 --> 00:17:42,770 I got my skis mixed up. 276 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,330 - Whose ski is this? - Mine. 277 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,090 - Well, then? - I didn't... 278 00:17:47,091 --> 00:17:49,530 It just missed my mother! 279 00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:51,371 - How are you, Mom? - She's fine. 280 00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:54,930 Fine? I hope you have insurance. 281 00:17:54,931 --> 00:17:57,651 Who's gonna pay for a new windshield? 282 00:18:30,931 --> 00:18:33,451 I hope they fix it. I'm going to be late. 283 00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:46,009 You'll catch cold. 284 00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:48,609 Let me have some fun. 285 00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:50,410 Let's go in, Christiane! 286 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,530 I'm coming! 287 00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:57,290 Stop ordering me around! 288 00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,610 You're good. 289 00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:03,569 - I love this sport! - You're getting better! 290 00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:04,649 Yes... 291 00:19:04,650 --> 00:19:08,010 - Let me do 5 more minutes! - Oh really, now! 292 00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:13,650 - I'm really getting better. - You sure are. 293 00:19:15,610 --> 00:19:18,410 10 more miles and that's it! 294 00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:21,250 Hey, Popeye, are you blind? 295 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:24,130 Do you mind? They're my customers. 296 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,730 The moods he gets in! 297 00:19:29,130 --> 00:19:31,089 - Try this. - OK. 298 00:19:31,090 --> 00:19:33,929 Can we go heli-skiing? 299 00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:36,650 Any time! Want me to set it up? 300 00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:38,849 - Are we good enough? - Easy. 301 00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:39,890 I'm in. 302 00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:41,969 Popeye! 303 00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:43,650 C'mere for a minute! 304 00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:49,210 There's 300 F missing. 305 00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:51,849 I see. 306 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:54,050 I borrow money and you call me a thief? 307 00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:56,569 Thanks for your trust. 308 00:19:56,969 --> 00:19:59,689 In that case, I'll give it right back. 309 00:20:00,169 --> 00:20:01,569 Please do. 310 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,129 Don't have it on me. 311 00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:06,649 Give me 5 minutes. 312 00:20:08,049 --> 00:20:10,049 OK, where were we? 313 00:20:11,409 --> 00:20:12,888 Is that better? 314 00:20:12,889 --> 00:20:15,249 Better, but not the right one. 315 00:20:15,889 --> 00:20:17,888 - Tighten the buckles. - That's it. 316 00:20:17,889 --> 00:20:22,169 Could you lend me 300 francs? I'd appreciate it. 317 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,249 Thanks. 318 00:20:24,649 --> 00:20:27,129 Boots should be tightly buckled. 319 00:20:28,529 --> 00:20:30,329 Let's tighten these buckles. 320 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,808 You have 2 buckles to tighten... 321 00:20:33,809 --> 00:20:35,609 - You didn't tighten them. - One by one... 322 00:20:36,289 --> 00:20:38,169 - There. - That's better already. 323 00:20:40,409 --> 00:20:41,889 The last one... 324 00:20:42,529 --> 00:20:44,529 ...is hard. 325 00:20:47,889 --> 00:20:49,129 What's wrong? 326 00:20:49,809 --> 00:20:50,929 - Too tight. - Undo it! 327 00:20:51,689 --> 00:20:53,808 We need a screwdriver or something. 328 00:20:53,809 --> 00:20:56,048 You wreck them, you pay for them! 329 00:20:56,049 --> 00:20:57,688 Don't worry! 330 00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:59,009 Put that back! 331 00:21:00,449 --> 00:21:02,568 - She'll get used to it. - That's it. 332 00:21:02,569 --> 00:21:04,769 Otherwise, we'll ruin the boots. 333 00:21:05,409 --> 00:21:08,088 Keep them on, and your calves 334 00:21:08,089 --> 00:21:11,088 will gradually shrink so you can take them off. 335 00:21:30,448 --> 00:21:32,008 Coming to bed, Nathalie? 336 00:21:37,288 --> 00:21:39,208 I can't take it anymore. 337 00:21:39,528 --> 00:21:41,168 I can't take it. 338 00:21:43,728 --> 00:21:45,688 I'll sleep like a baby. 339 00:21:48,128 --> 00:21:50,448 "When will I see" 340 00:21:51,168 --> 00:21:53,208 "That marvelous land" 341 00:21:53,888 --> 00:21:58,408 "Where lovers can be together always?" 342 00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:30,967 'Morning! 343 00:22:34,167 --> 00:22:35,247 'Morning. 344 00:22:36,327 --> 00:22:38,686 I hope you didn't wait for me last night. 345 00:22:38,687 --> 00:22:40,966 I didn't get in until 3:00. 346 00:22:40,967 --> 00:22:43,127 I didn't end up going skiing. 347 00:22:43,887 --> 00:22:45,527 2 breakfasts... 348 00:22:46,647 --> 00:22:47,927 Where's your friend? 349 00:22:50,207 --> 00:22:52,047 She'll be here soon. 350 00:23:11,687 --> 00:23:12,807 Shit! 351 00:23:25,127 --> 00:23:26,607 Damn, it's frozen! 352 00:23:31,647 --> 00:23:32,967 Piss me off! 353 00:23:38,887 --> 00:23:40,286 Oh, come on! 354 00:23:43,446 --> 00:23:45,046 Only one way... 355 00:23:53,886 --> 00:23:55,726 You're urinating on my car. 356 00:23:56,846 --> 00:23:58,806 - What? - You're urinating on my car. 357 00:24:04,806 --> 00:24:07,845 Sorry! It's the same as mine. 358 00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:10,006 - It's even the same color. - Uh-huh. 359 00:24:10,566 --> 00:24:11,766 Sorry! 360 00:24:12,726 --> 00:24:14,286 Can I finish? 361 00:24:15,686 --> 00:24:17,086 Good car! 362 00:24:31,006 --> 00:24:31,926 Excuse me... 363 00:24:31,927 --> 00:24:34,845 I'd like a private lesson 364 00:24:34,846 --> 00:24:36,766 with Anne Laurencin. 365 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,406 1 hour or 2? 366 00:24:41,486 --> 00:24:42,606 The whole day. 367 00:24:51,566 --> 00:24:54,324 - Are you OK? - You poked my eye out! 368 00:24:54,325 --> 00:24:56,325 - Let me see. - Look at this. 369 00:24:56,765 --> 00:24:58,924 - Nothing there. - It's a joke. 370 00:24:58,925 --> 00:25:01,165 - Very funny. - Coming skiing? 371 00:25:01,485 --> 00:25:03,924 No, I have a private lesson with Anne Laurencin. 372 00:25:03,925 --> 00:25:06,124 - You can pick 'em. - Nice one! 373 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,844 - I do what I can. - Have fun. 374 00:25:07,845 --> 00:25:09,725 If I can get these off. 375 00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:12,125 Mr. Dusse! 376 00:25:12,485 --> 00:25:15,165 You had a class with instructor #12? 377 00:25:15,605 --> 00:25:17,845 She's sick. I'm replacing her. 378 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,884 I hope it's not too serious. 379 00:25:22,885 --> 00:25:26,085 Taking a full day is the way to improve. 380 00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:29,564 We'll take the lift up 381 00:25:29,565 --> 00:25:31,405 and have some mulled wine. 382 00:25:44,925 --> 00:25:46,565 Ow! Watch it! 383 00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:48,844 I've seen that before. 384 00:25:48,845 --> 00:25:50,725 You don't have the knack. 385 00:25:53,205 --> 00:25:54,685 But you do! 386 00:25:55,565 --> 00:25:57,084 Nice one! 387 00:25:57,085 --> 00:25:58,685 Damn! Take the dog. 388 00:25:59,445 --> 00:26:01,805 Damn! An emergency. 389 00:26:02,685 --> 00:26:06,324 Tell Gigi it's an emergency or she'll wonder. 390 00:26:06,325 --> 00:26:08,444 Let her wonder. 391 00:26:08,445 --> 00:26:10,604 Please! I don't want her to worry. 392 00:26:22,204 --> 00:26:25,044 - What's the emergency? - It's a bit unusual. 393 00:26:27,884 --> 00:26:29,284 - Hello. - Hello, doctor. 394 00:26:29,285 --> 00:26:31,044 What's it about? What was that? 395 00:26:32,764 --> 00:26:35,323 - What the hell is this? - It's Buddy. 396 00:26:35,324 --> 00:26:36,923 What the hell is Buddy? 397 00:26:36,924 --> 00:26:39,604 It's his name. Our pig is named Buddy. 398 00:26:40,124 --> 00:26:42,283 I don't do animals! 399 00:26:42,284 --> 00:26:44,963 You were so nice last time, doctor. 400 00:26:44,964 --> 00:26:48,804 Last time I helped you out. I'm not a veterinarian! 401 00:26:49,444 --> 00:26:51,723 He's anemic and he's not eating. 402 00:26:51,724 --> 00:26:54,443 He's anemic? So eat him! 403 00:26:54,444 --> 00:26:55,843 Eat him! 404 00:26:55,844 --> 00:26:58,283 Miss, get rid of these people. 405 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,164 Eat him! 406 00:27:08,964 --> 00:27:11,564 Bend, plant your pole, straighten your knees. 407 00:27:12,204 --> 00:27:15,404 Bend, plant your pole, straighten your knees... 408 00:27:22,404 --> 00:27:23,802 I've had enough. 409 00:27:23,803 --> 00:27:25,762 Want some mulled wine? 410 00:27:25,763 --> 00:27:26,803 Yeah. 411 00:27:29,643 --> 00:27:31,123 I'm gonna puke. 412 00:27:40,043 --> 00:27:42,803 Don't make such a big deal about it! 413 00:27:43,243 --> 00:27:44,523 You're OK! 414 00:27:46,963 --> 00:27:48,682 I can't believe this! 415 00:27:48,683 --> 00:27:50,963 Standing right in the way! 416 00:27:55,003 --> 00:27:57,522 No, I've told you 100 times: 417 00:27:57,523 --> 00:27:59,602 You're not planting your poles right. 418 00:27:59,603 --> 00:28:02,562 Get it into you head. Plant your poles. 419 00:28:02,563 --> 00:28:04,803 Yes, I've heard it 100 times. 420 00:28:08,043 --> 00:28:09,123 Wait! 421 00:28:10,723 --> 00:28:12,322 - Hi! - Hello! 422 00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:14,483 Can I ride with you? This guy's trying to kill me. 423 00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:15,883 Sure, why not? 424 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:18,443 - Lift ticket. - I have it here. 425 00:28:19,523 --> 00:28:20,363 Hang on... 426 00:28:23,683 --> 00:28:25,322 You dropped your ticket 427 00:28:25,323 --> 00:28:28,842 and I picked it up. You'll forget your own head. 428 00:28:28,843 --> 00:28:30,403 Yeah, I know. 429 00:28:35,683 --> 00:28:38,641 A 20-minute ride is long enough 430 00:28:38,642 --> 00:28:41,122 for a lesson about planting our poles. 431 00:28:42,162 --> 00:28:45,282 Afterwards, you can have some mulled wine. 432 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,201 You're planting your poles wrong... 433 00:28:53,202 --> 00:28:54,802 Plant your poles... 434 00:28:56,482 --> 00:28:58,562 I'll plant my pole... 435 00:29:05,242 --> 00:29:07,002 Mr. Dusse, are you OK? 436 00:29:10,122 --> 00:29:12,322 It's just the mulled wine. 437 00:29:14,562 --> 00:29:16,002 I'll be all right. 438 00:29:18,802 --> 00:29:19,762 Ready? 439 00:29:21,162 --> 00:29:22,482 Wait a minute! 440 00:29:28,442 --> 00:29:30,041 Mr. Camus! 441 00:29:30,042 --> 00:29:31,282 - How are you? - Fine. 442 00:29:31,283 --> 00:29:33,562 Can I have a word with you? 443 00:29:34,202 --> 00:29:35,922 Yeah, hang on a second. 444 00:29:43,642 --> 00:29:45,321 He's off. 445 00:29:45,322 --> 00:29:47,921 My wife sends you your things. 446 00:29:47,922 --> 00:29:50,922 I got home early, and they're in the way. 447 00:29:53,201 --> 00:29:56,080 I think there's been a misunderstanding. 448 00:29:56,081 --> 00:30:00,120 Your wife put me up just as a friend. 449 00:30:00,121 --> 00:30:03,680 Of course! And since there's only one bed, 450 00:30:03,681 --> 00:30:06,000 you must have slept on the floor. 451 00:30:06,001 --> 00:30:08,601 Yes, it's very hard, but it was a big help. 452 00:30:09,161 --> 00:30:11,320 - Thanks a lot. - I won't pay 453 00:30:11,321 --> 00:30:15,520 for the lessons. I'm sure she didn't do much skiing. 454 00:30:15,521 --> 00:30:17,320 - Not even half? - No. 455 00:30:17,321 --> 00:30:19,440 But she skied a bit. 456 00:30:19,441 --> 00:30:20,480 No. 457 00:30:20,481 --> 00:30:22,321 - I was counting on it. - Oh, well. 458 00:30:23,041 --> 00:30:25,800 - It's on me. - I have to go. 459 00:30:25,801 --> 00:30:28,000 I won't bother 460 00:30:28,001 --> 00:30:30,401 punching you out. - No, don't bother. 461 00:30:30,761 --> 00:30:32,801 - Nice to meet you. - 'Bye, Mr. Camus. 462 00:30:37,041 --> 00:30:39,081 What's my time? 463 00:30:41,401 --> 00:30:42,920 What's my time? 464 00:30:42,921 --> 00:30:44,801 I forgot to turn off the stopwatch. 465 00:30:47,921 --> 00:30:49,361 - 45... - Point 8. 466 00:30:49,761 --> 00:30:51,361 - 45.8. - 45.8? 467 00:30:52,721 --> 00:30:55,480 5 seconds under yesterday's! 468 00:30:55,481 --> 00:30:58,921 Without even trying! It's my championship skis. 469 00:30:59,321 --> 00:31:01,160 I'll thrash them tomorrow! 470 00:31:01,161 --> 00:31:02,921 I'm in top form! 471 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,200 She's there. 472 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,120 - Is her cousin gone? - He left 2 days ago. 473 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,919 It's fine. 474 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,760 I feel like I'm getting along better with Martine. 475 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,959 - Do you think she's over it? - It's obvious. 476 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,959 She hasn't said a word to me in a week. 477 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,360 - Uh-huh. - So... 478 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,479 - You think it's a good sign? - Yes, I know her. 479 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,399 She wants me to make a move. 480 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,800 She's thinking... 481 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,440 She went too far and I'm a great guy. 482 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,560 - She's stuck with the cousin. - Really, Popeye. 483 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,760 Maybe you're the only one interested. 484 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,240 Yeah, maybe. 485 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,560 I can't live without her. 486 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,440 And I've changed a lot, don't you think? 487 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,239 Yeah, yeah. 488 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,080 So it should work. 489 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,520 As long as you're convinced. 490 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:13,080 I wish you luck. She's worth it. 491 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,039 - I know. - Don't forget your suitcase. 492 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,599 Oh, yeah! 493 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,040 My suitcase. 494 00:32:22,919 --> 00:32:25,358 I don't know where I'm sleeping tonight. 495 00:32:25,359 --> 00:32:27,518 You can't stay with us, you know Gigi. 496 00:32:27,519 --> 00:32:28,399 Sure do. 497 00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:30,559 'Bye. 498 00:32:33,439 --> 00:32:34,479 Poor guy. 499 00:32:45,079 --> 00:32:47,559 Hi, Martine. Am I disturbing you? 500 00:32:48,559 --> 00:32:50,199 I have a favor to ask. 501 00:32:50,639 --> 00:32:53,518 I don't have a place to stay, so I thought... 502 00:32:53,519 --> 00:32:56,038 maybe I could sleep here tonight? 503 00:32:56,039 --> 00:32:59,199 You're alone, I thought you wouldn't mind. 504 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:01,119 Come in. 505 00:33:01,559 --> 00:33:04,839 Thanks, this is really nice of you. 506 00:33:17,359 --> 00:33:19,399 Thank God we found each other again. 507 00:33:20,239 --> 00:33:22,999 I owe it to the girl from Bordeaux's husband. 508 00:33:23,679 --> 00:33:24,839 Yeah... 509 00:33:25,799 --> 00:33:28,638 I did her for 2 months at 400 francs a day. 510 00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:32,438 Her husband came back early, so I have nowhere to live. 511 00:33:32,439 --> 00:33:34,199 Otherwise, I wouldn't be here. 512 00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:37,558 Did I say something wrong? 513 00:33:38,638 --> 00:33:40,398 You'd better watch it. 514 00:33:41,438 --> 00:33:43,478 Don't talk to me like that. 515 00:33:45,478 --> 00:33:46,478 Damn! 516 00:33:50,758 --> 00:33:51,918 Coming! 517 00:34:00,198 --> 00:34:02,478 Hang on just a minute! 518 00:34:04,198 --> 00:34:05,198 I'm coming! 519 00:34:06,718 --> 00:34:07,758 Yes? 520 00:34:13,318 --> 00:34:16,118 - Oh, it's you. - Jean-Claude, are you alone? 521 00:34:17,798 --> 00:34:20,838 - Yeah, for now. - I need your help. 522 00:34:21,678 --> 00:34:25,437 Can I sleep here tonight? I have nowhere else to go. 523 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,838 It's too cold to sleep outside. 524 00:34:29,158 --> 00:34:31,397 No, I can't help you, because 525 00:34:31,398 --> 00:34:34,678 I was hoping to score with the receptionist. 526 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,758 Thanks, Jean-Claude, this is really nice of you. 527 00:34:49,358 --> 00:34:51,396 Damn, that's bright! 528 00:34:51,397 --> 00:34:53,197 Your girlfriend? 529 00:34:55,237 --> 00:34:58,997 No, I'm just helping out a friend. 530 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:02,477 - Nothing wrong with that. - No, nothing. 531 00:35:10,677 --> 00:35:12,996 We'll start every 30 seconds. 532 00:35:12,997 --> 00:35:14,477 Every 30 seconds. 533 00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:21,916 Now, the special slalom 534 00:35:21,917 --> 00:35:24,477 for the 10th International Doctors' Competition. 535 00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:33,357 We're starting every 30 seconds now. 536 00:35:36,477 --> 00:35:37,837 Can you hear me? 537 00:35:40,877 --> 00:35:41,917 Hear me? 538 00:35:42,717 --> 00:35:45,036 I did 45.8 yesterday. 539 00:35:45,037 --> 00:35:47,356 Now starting: #34, 540 00:35:47,357 --> 00:35:50,357 Dr. J�r�me Tarrayre, France. 541 00:36:18,836 --> 00:36:20,276 That felt good! 542 00:36:26,076 --> 00:36:27,235 Listen! 543 00:36:27,236 --> 00:36:30,556 Dr. J�r�me Tarrayre: 67.22 seconds. 544 00:36:31,836 --> 00:36:34,556 - What? - You're in the top 40! 545 00:36:35,436 --> 00:36:37,795 - What did he say? - 67.22. 546 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:39,875 - There must be a mistake. - Why? 547 00:36:39,876 --> 00:36:42,036 It's 20 seconds more than yesterday! 548 00:36:42,796 --> 00:36:46,556 Don't get mad. I think you hit a gate. 549 00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:49,795 I did not! You don't know what you're talking about. 550 00:36:49,796 --> 00:36:51,995 - Are you ever stupid! - I see! 551 00:36:51,996 --> 00:36:53,476 I'm stupid. 552 00:36:54,876 --> 00:36:57,795 It can't be 20 seconds more than yesterday. 553 00:36:57,796 --> 00:36:59,835 I put all my effort into it. 554 00:36:59,836 --> 00:37:02,795 Maybe yesterday there was a stopwatch problem. 555 00:37:02,796 --> 00:37:04,875 Yeah, a stopwatch problem. 556 00:37:04,876 --> 00:37:07,675 - Let's go see the judge. - No! 557 00:37:07,676 --> 00:37:09,116 Yesterday... 558 00:37:14,396 --> 00:37:15,676 J�r�me! 559 00:37:17,956 --> 00:37:21,515 Your clock's off by about 20 seconds! 560 00:37:22,795 --> 00:37:24,555 Don't fuck with me! 561 00:37:31,035 --> 00:37:33,755 You bunch of assholes! Scum! 562 00:37:37,995 --> 00:37:40,475 - You alright? - Take it easy! 563 00:37:41,195 --> 00:37:43,954 This is my last competition! 564 00:37:43,955 --> 00:37:47,195 Maybe we made a mistake with the stopwatch. 565 00:37:47,555 --> 00:37:49,394 In which case you're 54th. 566 00:37:49,395 --> 00:37:52,954 In 10 years, they've never let a GP win! 567 00:37:52,955 --> 00:37:54,514 Never, never, never! 568 00:37:54,515 --> 00:37:56,994 Psychiatrists, urologists, gynecologists, yeah. 569 00:37:56,995 --> 00:37:59,594 But never a GP! I should've done ophthalmology. 570 00:37:59,595 --> 00:38:01,435 - Relax. - Where's Gigi? 571 00:38:02,435 --> 00:38:04,835 - Where's the van? - They both left. 572 00:38:08,115 --> 00:38:09,515 Shit! 573 00:38:25,755 --> 00:38:28,715 - What are you doing? - Taking this sweater, 574 00:38:29,395 --> 00:38:31,995 folding it, putting it in my suitcase, 575 00:38:32,595 --> 00:38:36,274 closing the suitcase and going on vacation. 576 00:38:37,154 --> 00:38:39,074 What's gotten into you? 577 00:38:40,074 --> 00:38:42,314 Remember what you just said to me? 578 00:38:42,914 --> 00:38:44,274 Oh, that's it. 579 00:38:45,554 --> 00:38:47,073 Sorry! 580 00:38:47,074 --> 00:38:50,553 What's important is they're biased against GPs. 581 00:38:50,554 --> 00:38:51,473 I see. 582 00:38:51,474 --> 00:38:53,513 But not that you called me stupid? 583 00:38:53,514 --> 00:38:56,593 You always know what's important. 584 00:38:56,594 --> 00:38:58,953 I'm going to do something unimportant. 585 00:38:58,954 --> 00:39:02,233 I'm taking a vacation without you, asshole! 586 00:39:02,234 --> 00:39:03,593 Screw you! 587 00:39:03,594 --> 00:39:06,233 Calm down! You're just tired. 588 00:39:06,234 --> 00:39:08,313 Go upstairs, take 2 aspirin and rest. 589 00:39:08,314 --> 00:39:10,673 We'll talk when you're less hysterical. 590 00:39:10,674 --> 00:39:13,194 - In 2 weeks, if I come back. - Damn it, Gigi! 591 00:39:13,554 --> 00:39:16,073 I worked hard for this race. 592 00:39:16,074 --> 00:39:18,474 How could I get 20 seconds more than in practice? 593 00:39:18,475 --> 00:39:21,313 You can't figure out that your friends 594 00:39:21,314 --> 00:39:24,514 made a mistake timing you? Doesn't register? 595 00:39:24,954 --> 00:39:28,114 You can't do a 35-second slalom. You're no good. 596 00:39:31,154 --> 00:39:32,954 Well, that's it, then. 597 00:39:33,674 --> 00:39:34,874 Enjoy your vacation! 598 00:39:36,994 --> 00:39:38,074 Close the door! 599 00:39:39,514 --> 00:39:40,594 Screw you! 600 00:39:41,154 --> 00:39:42,074 Asshole! 601 00:39:54,513 --> 00:39:57,113 I'm sorry. I'm a real prick. 602 00:39:57,593 --> 00:39:58,593 Yeah. 603 00:40:05,953 --> 00:40:08,793 Where's the dog? Poopsie, answer me! 604 00:40:15,033 --> 00:40:17,793 I'm calling to see if Annie came by at 7:30. 605 00:40:18,233 --> 00:40:19,872 - J�r�me... - Yeah? 606 00:40:19,873 --> 00:40:22,473 - This starch smells funny. - What? 607 00:40:24,913 --> 00:40:26,473 Very clever. 608 00:40:27,233 --> 00:40:29,513 Do you know why she didn't? 609 00:40:30,193 --> 00:40:31,312 I see. 610 00:40:31,313 --> 00:40:32,593 - Hey, Jean-Claude. - Hang on! 611 00:40:32,594 --> 00:40:35,593 If she comes back, tell her to call me. 612 00:40:35,993 --> 00:40:37,593 Thanks a lot, ma'am. 613 00:40:38,153 --> 00:40:39,352 Sorry? 614 00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:40,953 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 615 00:40:41,793 --> 00:40:44,232 - How many will you be? - Still 2. 616 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:46,472 - She's on her way. - Who's Annie? 617 00:40:46,473 --> 00:40:49,193 - The receptionist? - No, that's old news. 618 00:40:49,793 --> 00:40:52,392 Annie's someone I knocked over skiing, 619 00:40:52,393 --> 00:40:54,512 so we hit it off. 620 00:40:54,513 --> 00:40:55,753 Hello, everyone! 621 00:40:56,513 --> 00:40:58,512 We have a helicopter for tomorrow. 622 00:40:58,513 --> 00:41:00,672 Still not coming, Jean-Claude? 623 00:41:00,673 --> 00:41:03,233 No, I'm trying to score with this girl. 624 00:41:04,113 --> 00:41:07,392 Your replacement's a great guy, works in TV. 625 00:41:07,952 --> 00:41:09,352 - It's true. - Yoo-hoo! 626 00:41:09,872 --> 00:41:11,151 We're here! 627 00:41:11,152 --> 00:41:12,952 This is my friend Marius. 628 00:41:13,392 --> 00:41:15,272 - Hello! - Hello, everyone. 629 00:41:19,312 --> 00:41:21,792 - I didn't come empty-handed. - Great, Bordeaux! 630 00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:24,831 - No, it's for me. - Yes... 631 00:41:24,832 --> 00:41:27,912 Marius can't digest white wine. Isn't that crazy? 632 00:41:32,472 --> 00:41:35,151 Take off your coats and we'll eat. 633 00:41:35,152 --> 00:41:37,032 - Yes, let's eat! - J�r�me! 634 00:41:37,832 --> 00:41:38,912 So... 635 00:41:39,752 --> 00:41:41,952 Christiane says you're in hairstyling. 636 00:41:43,832 --> 00:41:45,352 Yes and no. 637 00:41:46,672 --> 00:41:49,512 I do wigs, hairpieces and toupees. 638 00:41:50,272 --> 00:41:53,991 Do you sell a lot? Isn't that a new thing? 639 00:41:53,992 --> 00:41:55,591 Not at all! 640 00:41:55,592 --> 00:41:57,952 Lots of famous people wear wigs. 641 00:41:58,392 --> 00:42:00,912 Are there a lot of bald women? 642 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:02,591 Tons! 643 00:42:02,592 --> 00:42:04,472 - Like Marilyn Monroe... - No way! 644 00:42:04,473 --> 00:42:06,952 Marilyn Monroe! Bald as an eagle! 645 00:42:07,672 --> 00:42:09,552 - From worrying. - No way! 646 00:42:11,032 --> 00:42:13,951 She got it from her mother. It's hereditary. 647 00:42:13,952 --> 00:42:15,472 Ask him. 648 00:42:15,952 --> 00:42:18,631 Did you make wigs for Marilyn Monroe? 649 00:42:18,632 --> 00:42:19,631 No! 650 00:42:22,591 --> 00:42:25,230 This is good... It's well-known in the business. 651 00:42:25,231 --> 00:42:27,111 I've worked for General de Gaulle. 652 00:42:27,951 --> 00:42:30,431 I made him a very nice red goatee. 653 00:42:31,511 --> 00:42:33,991 - A what? - A very nice red goatee. 654 00:42:34,671 --> 00:42:37,671 - A red goatee. - He wanted a change, 655 00:42:38,031 --> 00:42:40,950 but I don't think he ever wore it. 656 00:42:40,951 --> 00:42:43,311 - I never saw him. - We'd have remembered it. 657 00:42:47,391 --> 00:42:49,310 Who else can I mention? 658 00:42:49,311 --> 00:42:51,271 I don't know. There are so many. 659 00:42:51,751 --> 00:42:53,791 Tell them Farouk's joke. 660 00:42:54,351 --> 00:42:56,470 I can never get to the end. 661 00:42:56,471 --> 00:42:58,071 But it's so funny! 662 00:42:59,671 --> 00:43:01,071 It is really funny. 663 00:43:01,711 --> 00:43:03,030 He'd ask me 664 00:43:03,031 --> 00:43:05,870 10 times a day, "Marius Franceschini," 665 00:43:05,871 --> 00:43:08,750 "what's a toupee-maker's worst nightmare?" 666 00:43:08,751 --> 00:43:10,750 "I don't know, Your Majesty." 667 00:43:10,751 --> 00:43:12,591 "Flipping his wig!" 668 00:43:13,151 --> 00:43:14,911 Flipping his wig! Get it? 669 00:43:15,631 --> 00:43:16,831 Flipping his wig! 670 00:43:18,631 --> 00:43:21,431 He'd point to his head in case I didn't get it. 671 00:43:39,270 --> 00:43:41,669 - What are you up to? - You scared me! 672 00:43:41,670 --> 00:43:44,829 I always do this with fondue. It's hilarious. 673 00:43:44,830 --> 00:43:46,510 Dental floss? 674 00:43:52,390 --> 00:43:53,830 I'm sorry, I'm really... 675 00:43:56,150 --> 00:43:59,270 - Are you OK? You're all red. - That's what she said. 676 00:43:59,590 --> 00:44:01,349 Where could she be? 677 00:44:01,350 --> 00:44:02,670 Oh, well. Good-bye, sir. 678 00:44:03,030 --> 00:44:04,349 Sorry? 679 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:05,710 Ma'am, sorry. 680 00:44:06,430 --> 00:44:09,870 - Is she coming or not? - She'll be here! 681 00:44:10,590 --> 00:44:13,510 First one to drop their bread in loses! 682 00:44:14,470 --> 00:44:17,310 - Isn't it a bit thick? - We'll need a winch. 683 00:44:19,830 --> 00:44:22,270 - There's string in it. - That's hilarious! 684 00:44:23,390 --> 00:44:25,950 Who put string in it? We can't eat this! 685 00:44:27,150 --> 00:44:29,310 Is this some kind of sick joke? 686 00:44:29,670 --> 00:44:31,350 Bernard, really stupid prank. 687 00:44:31,990 --> 00:44:34,549 - I didn't do it! - Yeah, right. J�r�me! 688 00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:36,229 You were in the kitchen. 689 00:44:36,230 --> 00:44:38,869 I love fondue! I'd never do anything this stupid. 690 00:44:38,870 --> 00:44:41,310 Stop accusing each other. Next it'll be Marius... 691 00:44:41,950 --> 00:44:44,349 - Excuse them. - It doesn't matter. 692 00:44:44,350 --> 00:44:46,429 Really? I find it sickening. 693 00:44:46,430 --> 00:44:48,748 The food's ruined. 694 00:44:48,749 --> 00:44:51,508 - It's not funny, Bernard. - It wasn't me! 695 00:44:51,509 --> 00:44:52,548 Calm down. 696 00:44:52,549 --> 00:44:55,348 There's blueberry pie and salad. Who wants a drink? 697 00:44:55,349 --> 00:44:57,748 - No, thanks. - A small one. 698 00:44:57,749 --> 00:44:59,829 - Anyone want some Bordeaux? - No, thanks! 699 00:45:00,589 --> 00:45:02,509 Are you sure she hasn't shown up? 700 00:45:03,789 --> 00:45:06,029 I guess she got held up or something. 701 00:45:06,709 --> 00:45:08,389 Thanks, whatever you are. 702 00:45:10,309 --> 00:45:14,029 This year we've only had 43 fractures. 703 00:45:14,709 --> 00:45:16,548 - How do you do it? - I just do. 704 00:45:16,549 --> 00:45:18,428 We're closed. 705 00:45:18,429 --> 00:45:21,868 No, it's Seldmann, Jean-Claude's replacement for heli-skiing. 706 00:45:21,869 --> 00:45:23,109 Go around! 707 00:45:24,069 --> 00:45:26,309 - He's a great guy. - Go around! 708 00:45:31,869 --> 00:45:33,389 Hi, Gilbert, come in! 709 00:45:36,429 --> 00:45:40,349 This is Gilbert, Jean-Claude's replacement for heli-skiing. 710 00:45:40,869 --> 00:45:42,469 Sit down, Gilbert. 711 00:45:45,589 --> 00:45:48,388 I think I've met some of you. Hello, doctor. 712 00:45:48,389 --> 00:45:49,469 Hello. 713 00:45:51,869 --> 00:45:54,229 - Would you like some pie? - I'd love some. 714 00:45:55,709 --> 00:45:58,868 - There isn't any left. Sorry. - I don't mean to be rude, 715 00:45:58,869 --> 00:46:00,388 but you look familiar. 716 00:46:00,389 --> 00:46:02,508 I'm not surprised. I'm Gilbert Seldmann. 717 00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:04,228 He's a TV star. 718 00:46:04,748 --> 00:46:07,868 - On what show? - I'm the weatherman. 719 00:46:08,388 --> 00:46:10,948 I'm at my post, rain or shine. 720 00:46:13,988 --> 00:46:15,228 Get it? 721 00:46:19,348 --> 00:46:21,428 Wait for me! I got away! 722 00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:51,147 Really cleans out your lungs! 723 00:47:51,907 --> 00:47:55,306 It's good for you, after the crap you breathe all year. 724 00:47:55,307 --> 00:47:57,626 How high are we? It's hard to breathe. 725 00:47:57,627 --> 00:48:00,746 About 12,500 feet. The lodge is way down there. 726 00:48:00,747 --> 00:48:02,426 - Nice, huh? - Popeye... 727 00:48:02,427 --> 00:48:05,227 - Is that Mont Blanc? - No, it's Mont Rose. 728 00:48:06,227 --> 00:48:07,946 And... See that? 729 00:48:07,947 --> 00:48:11,346 That's Big Woody Peak. Brown Eye Gorge 730 00:48:11,347 --> 00:48:13,307 is just out of sight. 731 00:48:14,987 --> 00:48:16,586 I feel so small. 732 00:48:16,587 --> 00:48:19,947 - You're not that big. - It's gonna be a nice day. 733 00:48:22,427 --> 00:48:24,906 We'll head up to Brown Eye Gorge. 734 00:48:24,907 --> 00:48:26,747 - Can we eat there? - We'll have a picnic. 735 00:48:31,107 --> 00:48:33,225 What incredible scenery! 736 00:48:33,226 --> 00:48:35,905 All this snow makes it seem so spotless. 737 00:48:35,906 --> 00:48:37,426 It seems so clean. 738 00:48:37,866 --> 00:48:40,946 - Compared to the Mediterranean. - The sea is filthy! 739 00:48:41,706 --> 00:48:45,145 It's a dump! You're tripping over tin cans! 740 00:48:45,146 --> 00:48:47,026 When you come here, it's clean. 741 00:48:47,426 --> 00:48:49,425 The problem is after you leave. 742 00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:52,345 The snow covers everything and keeps it immaculate. 743 00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:54,585 What about in the summer when it melts? 744 00:48:54,586 --> 00:48:56,945 In the summer, you go to the beach. 745 00:48:56,946 --> 00:48:59,466 - Except the sea is filthy. - Oh, yeah. 746 00:49:00,986 --> 00:49:04,025 - Are you keeping up? - Is it far? 747 00:49:04,026 --> 00:49:05,906 No, it's right here. 748 00:49:09,946 --> 00:49:11,745 Someone's here, I see smoke. 749 00:49:11,746 --> 00:49:14,105 Those cabins are open to everyone. 750 00:49:14,106 --> 00:49:15,986 They could be nice people. 751 00:49:16,386 --> 00:49:19,705 Once a bunch of gendarmes sang dirty songs until 3 a.m. 752 00:49:19,706 --> 00:49:21,185 It was fun! 753 00:49:21,186 --> 00:49:23,506 - My brother's a gendarme. - Really. 754 00:49:35,026 --> 00:49:36,186 - Hello! - Hello! 755 00:49:45,666 --> 00:49:48,025 - Where are we sleeping? - There's another room. 756 00:50:00,665 --> 00:50:01,785 Well... 757 00:50:03,225 --> 00:50:05,345 They took it, we'll sleep here. 758 00:50:05,825 --> 00:50:07,544 They took the best room. 759 00:50:07,545 --> 00:50:10,664 There are so few of them, they should sleep here. 760 00:50:10,665 --> 00:50:12,664 Say something to them, J�r�me. 761 00:50:12,665 --> 00:50:15,625 - You say something. - Maybe they'll figure it out. 762 00:50:25,105 --> 00:50:27,024 - What's your name? - Fernanda. 763 00:50:27,025 --> 00:50:29,144 - That's Fernande in French. - Yeah. 764 00:50:29,145 --> 00:50:30,905 - It's a beautiful name. - Yeah. 765 00:50:31,505 --> 00:50:33,705 There's a song that goes, 766 00:50:34,025 --> 00:50:36,465 "When I think about Fernande..." 767 00:50:41,225 --> 00:50:44,505 "When I think about Fernande, I get a hard-on..." 768 00:50:45,025 --> 00:50:47,385 - She knows it. - She likes Brassens. 769 00:50:50,425 --> 00:50:54,064 Is the nice man heating the water your husband? 770 00:50:54,065 --> 00:50:55,985 - No, un amico. - Un amico! 771 00:50:56,825 --> 00:50:59,625 - What about the other moron? - They're both friends. 772 00:51:03,304 --> 00:51:06,583 Should I make Italian spaghetti for everyone? 773 00:51:06,584 --> 00:51:08,464 - Good idea! - Spaghetti al pesto. 774 00:51:08,465 --> 00:51:10,464 "Pesto" as in "pest?" 775 00:51:11,384 --> 00:51:13,383 - Hey! - Just asking! 776 00:51:13,384 --> 00:51:15,224 I need to talk to you. 777 00:51:22,384 --> 00:51:25,743 The Italian's available, she's mine, so lay off. 778 00:51:25,744 --> 00:51:28,823 Friendship doesn't count. It's every man for himself. 779 00:51:28,824 --> 00:51:30,543 Too bad for the rest. 780 00:51:30,544 --> 00:51:32,304 I'm going to get wood. 781 00:51:32,944 --> 00:51:35,303 - Help me? - I'll give you a hand. 782 00:51:35,304 --> 00:51:37,184 Yeah, we'll give you two hands. 783 00:51:41,544 --> 00:51:42,984 Get out of here! 784 00:51:52,224 --> 00:51:54,944 Carry this. Fernanda and I will get the rest. 785 00:51:59,664 --> 00:52:01,303 They're hard to carry. 786 00:52:01,304 --> 00:52:03,584 You're hard to resist. 787 00:52:04,184 --> 00:52:05,504 Are you crazy? 788 00:52:08,024 --> 00:52:09,103 Oh, great! 789 00:52:09,104 --> 00:52:10,743 Doesn't know what she wants. 790 00:52:10,744 --> 00:52:12,703 I was about to score! 791 00:52:12,704 --> 00:52:15,423 What's stopping me from punching you? 792 00:52:15,424 --> 00:52:18,103 - Fear? - Must be it. Let's go in. 793 00:52:23,623 --> 00:52:26,383 Is this where we are? Is this the border? 794 00:52:27,023 --> 00:52:28,342 Yeah, that's it. 795 00:52:28,343 --> 00:52:30,943 It goes right down the middle of the lodge. 796 00:52:32,223 --> 00:52:34,662 - That's funny. - Am I in Italy or France? 797 00:52:34,663 --> 00:52:37,502 Italy's that way... You're in Italy. 798 00:52:37,503 --> 00:52:38,823 We're in France. 799 00:52:40,543 --> 00:52:42,943 I can't go to bed without my passport! 800 00:52:43,783 --> 00:52:46,943 Good thing I came alone instead of with a girlfriend. 801 00:52:48,903 --> 00:52:52,583 It's hard to meet people when you're a couple. 802 00:52:53,783 --> 00:52:57,023 - It's bedtime. Good night. - Good night. 803 00:53:07,623 --> 00:53:11,223 I'm getting tired. Good night. 804 00:53:18,503 --> 00:53:21,263 - She's with him. - I figured that out. 805 00:53:23,783 --> 00:53:26,142 There are some great runs around here. 806 00:53:26,143 --> 00:53:28,902 There's a 10-mile one that follows the border. 807 00:53:28,903 --> 00:53:31,782 - 5 or 6 hours of skiing. - Sounds good. 808 00:53:32,382 --> 00:53:34,302 I'll take you one day. 809 00:53:46,662 --> 00:53:49,582 There are some amazing things around here. 810 00:53:50,342 --> 00:53:53,301 I visited the Douanier Rousseau's house. 811 00:53:53,302 --> 00:53:54,662 That's incredible! 812 00:53:57,942 --> 00:54:00,701 The house is divided in half 813 00:54:00,702 --> 00:54:02,901 by the border, so it's really... 814 00:54:02,902 --> 00:54:05,181 - Yeah? - They built a wall 815 00:54:05,182 --> 00:54:07,661 down the middle to mark the border, 816 00:54:07,662 --> 00:54:09,942 so it's really hard to visit. 817 00:54:10,822 --> 00:54:12,822 - Because of the wall. - Because of the wall. 818 00:54:14,662 --> 00:54:16,862 Fitting, for a customs agent. 819 00:54:20,262 --> 00:54:22,421 The same thing happened 820 00:54:22,422 --> 00:54:23,662 to your mother. - Right! 821 00:54:23,663 --> 00:54:26,702 When she went to Switzerland, she went through customs. 822 00:54:27,102 --> 00:54:28,901 - Yeah? - She had 823 00:54:28,902 --> 00:54:31,142 a pound of chocolate on her. 824 00:54:32,182 --> 00:54:33,862 They searched her everywhere! 825 00:54:34,542 --> 00:54:35,862 For 1 pound! 826 00:54:38,262 --> 00:54:39,222 Anyway... 827 00:54:40,302 --> 00:54:42,622 There's some nice stuff around here. 828 00:54:49,541 --> 00:54:51,381 Can I have a cigarette? 829 00:55:02,941 --> 00:55:06,821 I'm getting tired, too. Good night. 830 00:55:08,741 --> 00:55:09,901 Good night. 831 00:55:22,501 --> 00:55:24,341 I'm going for a walk. 832 00:55:29,141 --> 00:55:30,701 Are they paying her? 833 00:55:31,021 --> 00:55:33,181 Maybe we have to take a number. 834 00:55:34,541 --> 00:55:36,580 - She's pretty sexy. - She's disgusting. 835 00:55:36,581 --> 00:55:38,741 - Makes me sick to my stomach. - Relax! 836 00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:46,701 Ask your friend to stop looking through the window. 837 00:55:52,781 --> 00:55:54,620 I was looking at the stars 838 00:55:54,621 --> 00:55:57,021 and someone opened a shutter in my face. 839 00:56:02,260 --> 00:56:03,900 - I want some, too! - Scusi. 840 00:56:05,740 --> 00:56:07,579 I'll "scusi" him! 841 00:56:07,580 --> 00:56:09,140 Stop it. 842 00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:13,099 - Is it usually like this here? - Not at all. 843 00:56:13,100 --> 00:56:16,580 Not with the gendarmes, but then they were sergeants. 844 00:56:17,100 --> 00:56:19,260 My brother would never do that. 845 00:56:25,020 --> 00:56:27,020 Bernard, now they're snoring. 846 00:56:27,580 --> 00:56:30,540 These wops can't do anything quietly! 847 00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:33,060 Shut up! Shut up! 848 00:56:33,780 --> 00:56:34,420 Scusi. 849 00:56:42,820 --> 00:56:44,339 Good one, Bernard! 850 00:56:44,340 --> 00:56:46,739 Now they're starting up again. 851 00:56:46,740 --> 00:56:49,900 - They're driving me crazy! - Throw water on them! 852 00:56:50,620 --> 00:56:53,020 You're jealous. Italians are good. 853 00:56:54,780 --> 00:56:57,419 They can't do it all night. Let us sleep! 854 00:56:57,420 --> 00:56:58,820 Shut up! 855 00:56:59,220 --> 00:57:01,580 People are trying to sleep! 856 00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:03,380 Stop it! 857 00:57:28,419 --> 00:57:30,499 Those bastards wore me out. 858 00:57:34,539 --> 00:57:37,938 - Get a move on, Nathalie! - Where does the trash go? 859 00:57:37,939 --> 00:57:40,139 Just throw it under the bed. 860 00:57:41,219 --> 00:57:45,139 - Hurry up! Time to go! - Hey, we're not cattle! 861 00:57:50,859 --> 00:57:53,179 Lay it flat or everything will get wrinkled. 862 00:57:54,739 --> 00:57:55,939 Watch your fingers. 863 00:57:59,179 --> 00:58:03,059 What is it? What's got you so upset? 864 00:58:03,819 --> 00:58:06,019 You knew I had to leave. 865 00:58:06,939 --> 00:58:09,459 I can't get hold of myself. 866 00:58:10,979 --> 00:58:13,419 You have to understand that I'm possessive. 867 00:58:14,779 --> 00:58:17,298 It's all I can do not to collapse. 868 00:58:17,299 --> 00:58:19,099 What would that accomplish? 869 00:58:19,459 --> 00:58:22,299 When you gotta go, you gotta go. 870 00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:26,099 You won't be all alone. 871 00:58:26,739 --> 00:58:29,817 Your friends are here, and you're eating with them tonight. 872 00:58:29,818 --> 00:58:31,858 They're nice people. 873 00:58:32,578 --> 00:58:35,938 In small quantities. I don't know what to say to them. 874 00:58:36,818 --> 00:58:38,618 I feel so different. 875 00:58:39,098 --> 00:58:41,298 You are different, believe me. 876 00:58:43,538 --> 00:58:45,458 Isn't that why we're together? 877 00:58:46,538 --> 00:58:48,338 - I'm sure. - Here... 878 00:58:49,738 --> 00:58:51,298 A present. 879 00:58:52,298 --> 00:58:54,698 Something to remember me by. 880 00:58:55,858 --> 00:58:58,017 - What is it? - A plastic oyster. 881 00:58:58,018 --> 00:58:59,938 It goes "pfff" when you squeeze it. 882 00:59:00,818 --> 00:59:02,618 You'll always make me laugh. 883 00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:05,898 I have to go. 884 00:59:10,218 --> 00:59:11,258 Please, Christiane! 885 00:59:12,098 --> 00:59:14,138 - Put on your seatbelt. - Of course. 886 00:59:18,138 --> 00:59:20,338 - Want me to push? - Yes, please. 887 00:59:28,418 --> 00:59:29,538 Push, Christiane! 888 00:59:33,178 --> 00:59:35,337 Call me when you get back. 889 00:59:35,338 --> 00:59:37,018 I'll try. Push! 890 00:59:39,778 --> 00:59:42,457 - Did you hurt yourself? - No, don't worry. 891 00:59:42,458 --> 00:59:45,177 I can't stop now. I'll write you. 892 00:59:49,137 --> 00:59:50,577 Be careful, darling! 893 00:59:54,057 --> 00:59:56,496 - Keeping up? - It's far! 894 00:59:56,497 --> 00:59:58,297 Slow down, I'm not used to it! 895 00:59:58,697 --> 01:00:00,737 Come on, let's go! 896 01:00:01,937 --> 01:00:03,737 I'm sick of skiing. 897 01:00:10,177 --> 01:00:12,897 Are you sure we're in the right place? 898 01:00:13,297 --> 01:00:14,976 I don't recognize it. 899 01:00:14,977 --> 01:00:17,016 If you're scared, don't ski off-trail. 900 01:00:17,017 --> 01:00:19,537 We're not the only ones here. 901 01:00:21,217 --> 01:00:22,377 Come on! 902 01:00:23,737 --> 01:00:24,537 Go! 903 01:00:25,817 --> 01:00:26,737 Come on! 904 01:00:27,097 --> 01:00:29,817 - I can't continue! - Go sideways. 905 01:00:30,457 --> 01:00:33,136 - Let's go! - I can't do it! 906 01:00:33,137 --> 01:00:37,057 - Let yourself go! - The snow's too soft for me. 907 01:00:37,497 --> 01:00:40,617 - You've done it before. - It's too hard. 908 01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:44,017 - No, it's a cinch! - I'll do it but I'm scared. 909 01:00:44,937 --> 01:00:46,296 She's going fast. 910 01:00:46,297 --> 01:00:48,456 - Go! - She's going fast. 911 01:00:48,457 --> 01:00:50,217 She's going too fast. 912 01:00:50,737 --> 01:00:51,937 Too fast! 913 01:00:57,577 --> 01:00:59,976 - Stop faking. - She's really hurt. 914 01:01:06,656 --> 01:01:08,736 - Where does it hurt? - My shoulder. 915 01:01:11,336 --> 01:01:13,016 Stop acting. 916 01:01:13,376 --> 01:01:15,375 It hurts! 917 01:01:15,376 --> 01:01:16,895 - A lot? - Yes. 918 01:01:16,896 --> 01:01:18,975 The bone's out of its socket. 919 01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:21,375 I'll put it back in and you'll feel better. 920 01:01:21,376 --> 01:01:23,056 Will it hurt? 921 01:01:24,456 --> 01:01:25,335 No. 922 01:01:25,336 --> 01:01:27,656 That's very painful. It happened to my brother. 923 01:01:28,056 --> 01:01:29,296 - Gigi! - Yes? 924 01:01:30,056 --> 01:01:31,016 Sorry. 925 01:01:32,136 --> 01:01:34,415 When I put the bone in place, I'll say go. 926 01:01:34,416 --> 01:01:37,415 Hit her hard to distract her from the pain. 927 01:01:37,416 --> 01:01:39,775 - Me? - Yes, you saw my nurse do it. 928 01:01:39,776 --> 01:01:41,536 - You'll be fine. - I can do it. 929 01:01:41,936 --> 01:01:44,296 This'll be easy. Watch her arm. 930 01:01:45,376 --> 01:01:48,256 It'll be over before you know it. 931 01:01:48,616 --> 01:01:50,016 You'll be fine. 932 01:01:52,256 --> 01:01:54,176 - My head! - I didn't say anything! 933 01:01:54,177 --> 01:01:57,855 - You said to hit her. - I didn't say "go!" 934 01:01:57,856 --> 01:02:00,895 - But I thought... - Are you nuts? 935 01:02:00,896 --> 01:02:02,976 Are you stupid or what? 936 01:02:04,576 --> 01:02:07,736 Could you do it? Watch me and I'll tell you when. 937 01:02:08,296 --> 01:02:10,535 - Is it over? - No, but soon. 938 01:02:10,536 --> 01:02:12,415 - It hurts. - Don't worry. 939 01:02:12,416 --> 01:02:15,215 Don't move. Get ready, Bernard. It'll take 2 seconds. 940 01:02:16,215 --> 01:02:17,774 - Ready? - Yes. 941 01:02:17,775 --> 01:02:18,775 Here we go. 942 01:02:22,215 --> 01:02:23,735 - Should I go? - No! 943 01:02:25,255 --> 01:02:26,974 You're a monster! 944 01:02:26,975 --> 01:02:29,855 - It was to ease your pain. - You win! 945 01:02:30,415 --> 01:02:34,214 - I didn't want you to suffer. - I'm sick of this! 946 01:02:34,215 --> 01:02:36,175 I'm so sick of this! 947 01:02:37,455 --> 01:02:40,495 - Keeping up, Nathalie? - Leave me the hell alone! 948 01:02:41,535 --> 01:02:43,695 Remind me not to do this again. 949 01:02:46,575 --> 01:02:49,414 - Get up, Nathalie. - I'm exhausted. 950 01:02:49,415 --> 01:02:52,215 Everyone's tired. We'll be back in 15 minutes. 951 01:02:53,135 --> 01:02:56,335 It's been 15 minutes for 2 hours! 952 01:02:57,255 --> 01:02:59,055 There are no landmarks. 953 01:03:00,255 --> 01:03:02,574 - I'm fed up! - Popeye, wait for us! 954 01:03:02,575 --> 01:03:04,494 It's easy, it's downhill. 955 01:03:04,495 --> 01:03:06,215 - Shit! - Wait! 956 01:03:08,455 --> 01:03:11,255 We just took the scenic route, that's all. 957 01:03:21,495 --> 01:03:25,335 - What was that? - It happens often in winter. 958 01:03:25,935 --> 01:03:28,934 - It's safe here. - Sure, it's safe. 959 01:03:30,174 --> 01:03:32,053 I don't want to continue blind. 960 01:03:32,054 --> 01:03:33,733 It's unfamiliar to me. 961 01:03:33,734 --> 01:03:36,133 Have you ever been here before? 962 01:03:36,134 --> 01:03:38,774 It was summer and there were cows everywhere. 963 01:03:39,294 --> 01:03:41,053 It didn't look the same. 964 01:03:41,054 --> 01:03:43,653 Did you go to the left or the right of the stump? 965 01:03:43,654 --> 01:03:46,213 I made a mistake once before. 966 01:03:46,214 --> 01:03:49,494 I went right instead of left, or the other way around. 967 01:03:50,614 --> 01:03:52,454 - Find it? - We're figuring it out. 968 01:03:52,455 --> 01:03:55,694 You're lying, J�r�me! You don't know where we are! 969 01:03:56,134 --> 01:04:00,013 We're hopelessly lost and we're going to freeze to death. 970 01:04:00,014 --> 01:04:03,574 I'll never see Poopsie again! Are you happy? 971 01:04:05,174 --> 01:04:06,854 Calm down, Gigi. 972 01:04:07,694 --> 01:04:09,334 Calm down! 973 01:04:13,734 --> 01:04:16,933 Don't beat each other up. This is all my fault. 974 01:04:16,934 --> 01:04:19,293 What difference does it make, you jerk? 975 01:04:19,294 --> 01:04:21,293 You brought us here. We're in shit, 976 01:04:21,294 --> 01:04:24,133 and all you do is complain about your life. 977 01:04:24,134 --> 01:04:27,093 You're nothing but a lackey to your wife. 978 01:04:27,094 --> 01:04:30,093 Gigi said it, we're all going to die here. 979 01:04:30,094 --> 01:04:32,373 We're in shit because you're a jerk. 980 01:04:32,374 --> 01:04:34,734 That's why your wife's cheating on you. 981 01:04:39,134 --> 01:04:41,574 - Sorry, Popeye. - It's all right. 982 01:04:42,973 --> 01:04:44,333 And it's true. 983 01:04:45,373 --> 01:04:46,253 Look... 984 01:04:46,733 --> 01:04:49,213 We've got it out of our systems. 985 01:04:50,413 --> 01:04:52,372 We can start fresh. 986 01:04:52,373 --> 01:04:55,012 We'll get out of here one way or another. 987 01:04:55,013 --> 01:04:56,892 You're a nice guy, Jean-Claude. 988 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,093 It's true. 989 01:04:58,973 --> 01:05:00,973 Only you don't attack me. 990 01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:05,493 I'm going to kill you! 991 01:05:07,133 --> 01:05:10,253 We're saved. I see Jesus! 992 01:05:19,853 --> 01:05:23,092 - You knew about this altar? - Yeah, Our Lady of the Bush. 993 01:05:23,093 --> 01:05:25,013 - Where are we? - The Bush Plateau! 994 01:05:25,014 --> 01:05:27,492 - How do we get down? - Never been here! 995 01:05:27,493 --> 01:05:31,012 You guys go get help. I'm not moving. 996 01:05:31,013 --> 01:05:34,493 I'm tired and my shoulder hurts. Go get a helicopter. 997 01:05:34,933 --> 01:05:37,532 - What should we do? - I'll get a helicopter. 998 01:05:37,533 --> 01:05:40,172 No! What if you have an accident? 999 01:05:40,173 --> 01:05:42,412 - Oh, yeah. - The men will go. 1000 01:05:42,413 --> 01:05:44,532 I'll just hold you up. 1001 01:05:44,533 --> 01:05:47,892 One man should stay with the women. 1002 01:05:47,893 --> 01:05:50,293 - I'll stay, too. - No more room. 1003 01:05:58,692 --> 01:06:00,851 - Damn! - Shit! 1004 01:06:00,852 --> 01:06:02,452 Stop, Gilbert! 1005 01:06:03,812 --> 01:06:05,492 Keep your skis up! 1006 01:06:06,212 --> 01:06:08,251 His skis are crossed, it's OK. 1007 01:06:08,252 --> 01:06:11,811 You're too slow. Walk up, you're slowing us down. 1008 01:06:11,812 --> 01:06:14,731 Why don't I just keep going like this? 1009 01:06:14,732 --> 01:06:18,611 We'll be late. Take off your boots and walk. 1010 01:06:18,612 --> 01:06:20,371 You're making us late. 1011 01:06:20,372 --> 01:06:22,891 Nice trip, considering what it costs. 1012 01:06:22,892 --> 01:06:24,411 Let's go! 1013 01:06:24,412 --> 01:06:26,811 Even I ski better than that. 1014 01:06:26,812 --> 01:06:27,971 Yeah, right. 1015 01:06:27,972 --> 01:06:30,172 - Let's keep going. - We'll be there soon. 1016 01:06:38,892 --> 01:06:40,012 Are you OK? 1017 01:06:41,932 --> 01:06:44,052 Hurry, it'll be dark in an hour. 1018 01:06:46,732 --> 01:06:48,371 I'm losing my hat! 1019 01:06:48,372 --> 01:06:51,692 If you were on a desert island with a guy like me, 1020 01:06:52,652 --> 01:06:54,651 how long would you hold out? 1021 01:06:54,652 --> 01:06:57,131 Depends on what we had to survive. 1022 01:06:57,132 --> 01:06:59,652 That's not what I meant, I was talking about... 1023 01:07:00,972 --> 01:07:02,612 human relations. 1024 01:07:03,012 --> 01:07:05,811 When you're in a cramped place, 1025 01:07:05,812 --> 01:07:08,491 like an elevator... - That reminds me. 1026 01:07:08,492 --> 01:07:11,171 Once I got stuck in an elevator 1027 01:07:11,172 --> 01:07:13,850 with a guy I didn't even know. 1028 01:07:13,851 --> 01:07:16,730 It's funny how fast you get ideas. 1029 01:07:16,731 --> 01:07:20,370 Yeah, elevators give you ideas, sure, why not. 1030 01:07:20,371 --> 01:07:21,930 - It's normal. - It's normal. 1031 01:07:21,931 --> 01:07:25,010 But thinking isn't the same as doing. 1032 01:07:25,011 --> 01:07:26,770 We're not animals. 1033 01:07:26,771 --> 01:07:29,171 No, of course we're not animals. 1034 01:07:31,531 --> 01:07:33,811 This is just hypothetical, 1035 01:07:34,651 --> 01:07:37,011 but let's say we don't get rescued. 1036 01:07:37,571 --> 01:07:42,090 Since we'll all get ideas from being in an elevator, 1037 01:07:42,091 --> 01:07:44,730 I think... It'd be a shame 1038 01:07:44,731 --> 01:07:47,571 to die without one last pleasure. 1039 01:07:48,851 --> 01:07:50,531 Hang on, Jean-Claude! 1040 01:07:51,011 --> 01:07:53,971 The guy in the elevator turned me on. 1041 01:07:54,451 --> 01:07:56,890 - You can't control it. - No. 1042 01:07:56,891 --> 01:07:58,211 You're right. 1043 01:08:04,411 --> 01:08:06,250 Where are you going? 1044 01:08:06,251 --> 01:08:10,370 I'll walk in a straight line. Either I'll find the lodge 1045 01:08:10,371 --> 01:08:12,290 or fall off a cliff. 1046 01:08:12,291 --> 01:08:15,731 No one will miss me. 'Bye, girls. 1047 01:08:16,651 --> 01:08:18,970 Don't be an idiot. 1048 01:08:18,971 --> 01:08:21,051 Don't take everything literally. 1049 01:08:24,531 --> 01:08:26,331 So you mean that... 1050 01:08:27,450 --> 01:08:30,930 if you were desperate, I might possibly score? 1051 01:08:32,250 --> 01:08:33,370 Yes. 1052 01:08:33,970 --> 01:08:36,409 If there was no other hope. 1053 01:08:36,410 --> 01:08:38,090 We'll wait and see. 1054 01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:43,890 I don't get the feeling they'll be back. 1055 01:08:47,570 --> 01:08:50,490 Another 10 minutes and I'll consider us lost. 1056 01:08:58,170 --> 01:08:59,330 Listen! 1057 01:08:59,810 --> 01:09:01,850 It sounds like an animal breathing. 1058 01:09:03,810 --> 01:09:05,210 A beast! 1059 01:09:05,610 --> 01:09:07,529 - I'm scared! - A beast! 1060 01:09:07,530 --> 01:09:08,690 I'm scared! 1061 01:09:11,410 --> 01:09:13,969 - It's him! - Oh, it's you! 1062 01:09:13,970 --> 01:09:17,889 You can't imagine how happy Gigi and I are to see you. 1063 01:09:17,890 --> 01:09:19,049 Right? 1064 01:09:19,050 --> 01:09:21,890 - You consider this a rescue? - Yes! 1065 01:09:26,690 --> 01:09:28,129 Hey, Popeye! 1066 01:09:28,130 --> 01:09:31,889 You said it was straight downhill. 1067 01:09:31,890 --> 01:09:34,690 - That's what you said. - I must be wrong again. 1068 01:09:35,690 --> 01:09:38,569 Instead of walking up in the snow, 1069 01:09:38,570 --> 01:09:41,729 we should climb. I think it's just over there. 1070 01:09:42,489 --> 01:09:43,768 Yeah... 1071 01:09:43,769 --> 01:09:46,489 Climb that? You go ahead, I'm not doing it. 1072 01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:51,048 - You'll pay for this. - It's an easy climb. 1073 01:09:51,049 --> 01:09:54,328 - I'm no mountain climber! - Go! 1074 01:09:54,329 --> 01:09:56,449 - Stop arguing! - Climb! 1075 01:09:57,049 --> 01:09:58,968 There are no handholds. 1076 01:09:58,969 --> 01:10:00,649 - Calm down. - There's nothing to hold onto! 1077 01:10:00,650 --> 01:10:03,928 - Calm down. - I'm calm, there's nothing! 1078 01:10:03,929 --> 01:10:06,248 Calm down, Bernard! I'll help you. 1079 01:10:06,249 --> 01:10:08,768 - Lean on me. - The snow's too soft! 1080 01:10:08,769 --> 01:10:11,049 You'd slip on hard snow, don't complain. 1081 01:10:11,689 --> 01:10:14,128 - You're useless! - Shut up! 1082 01:10:14,129 --> 01:10:15,329 Shut up! 1083 01:10:16,049 --> 01:10:18,568 - Lean on me! - I'm slipping! 1084 01:10:18,569 --> 01:10:20,328 What's going on? 1085 01:10:20,329 --> 01:10:23,288 - Wait! - You gotta pull us up! 1086 01:10:23,289 --> 01:10:25,368 - Pull, Popeye! - I can't! 1087 01:10:25,369 --> 01:10:27,128 You're too heavy! 1088 01:10:27,129 --> 01:10:28,649 - Popeye! - What's taking you? 1089 01:10:30,249 --> 01:10:32,929 Drop whatever you can! The knapsacks! 1090 01:10:33,569 --> 01:10:34,929 Hold tight! 1091 01:10:35,809 --> 01:10:36,649 Wait! 1092 01:10:37,809 --> 01:10:40,168 So? Is that better? 1093 01:10:40,169 --> 01:10:42,489 Better, but I can't keep holding. 1094 01:10:43,649 --> 01:10:44,849 Your boots! 1095 01:10:46,289 --> 01:10:48,328 Look out! I dropped them! 1096 01:10:48,329 --> 01:10:50,688 - Drop your chain. - What? 1097 01:10:50,689 --> 01:10:53,928 - Drop your gold chain! - It weighs nothing! 1098 01:10:53,929 --> 01:10:56,608 He has a thick gold chain that he won't drop. 1099 01:10:57,248 --> 01:11:00,007 It's a family heirloom, I can't drop it! 1100 01:11:00,008 --> 01:11:02,167 Drop it! 1101 01:11:02,168 --> 01:11:04,247 - You wanna drop with it? - Did he drop it? 1102 01:11:04,248 --> 01:11:06,128 - Do it! - Did he? 1103 01:11:06,768 --> 01:11:08,048 My chain! 1104 01:11:10,048 --> 01:11:11,328 Now I can do it. 1105 01:11:11,848 --> 01:11:13,327 Hey... 1106 01:11:13,328 --> 01:11:16,688 You should stretch out on that bench and rest a bit. 1107 01:11:17,088 --> 01:11:18,928 If you sleep, you die. 1108 01:11:20,488 --> 01:11:22,328 - Ow, my shoulder! - Sorry. 1109 01:11:23,368 --> 01:11:26,328 "Closer to Thee, my Lord..." 1110 01:11:32,568 --> 01:11:33,768 Look! 1111 01:11:36,008 --> 01:11:37,288 Shit! 1112 01:11:47,288 --> 01:11:49,488 You weren't far from the village. 1113 01:11:50,208 --> 01:11:53,328 Barely half a mile. Gotta know the way. 1114 01:11:54,408 --> 01:11:58,768 I'll call the presbytery and tell your friends you're here. 1115 01:12:00,768 --> 01:12:03,487 Parisians are dogs! 1116 01:12:03,488 --> 01:12:05,128 Go home, kids! 1117 01:12:07,408 --> 01:12:09,248 There are animals here. 1118 01:12:09,648 --> 01:12:11,046 Go on! 1119 01:12:11,047 --> 01:12:13,167 This is so pretty! 1120 01:12:13,887 --> 01:12:16,127 Your place has charm! 1121 01:12:22,487 --> 01:12:25,887 We'll just wait for your friends to come and get you. 1122 01:12:26,407 --> 01:12:28,406 They're probably hungry. 1123 01:12:28,407 --> 01:12:31,526 Don't go to any trouble. You've been so kind. 1124 01:12:31,527 --> 01:12:34,046 - I'm starving. - I could eat. 1125 01:12:34,047 --> 01:12:35,927 Just say so! 1126 01:12:39,407 --> 01:12:41,526 Can you smell wood smoke? 1127 01:12:41,527 --> 01:12:43,407 Their place is so cute! 1128 01:12:43,847 --> 01:12:46,686 It's so clean, you could eat off the floor. 1129 01:12:46,687 --> 01:12:48,886 They must have mountain ham. 1130 01:12:48,887 --> 01:12:50,806 They kill it themselves. 1131 01:12:50,807 --> 01:12:53,166 I'm so hungry, I'd eat anything. 1132 01:12:53,167 --> 01:12:55,127 Look at this lace! 1133 01:12:56,767 --> 01:13:00,447 Look at how finely this lace is made! 1134 01:13:03,567 --> 01:13:04,967 They have TV! 1135 01:13:05,807 --> 01:13:07,967 It'll be a change from baguettes! 1136 01:13:08,767 --> 01:13:11,647 - I made them myself. - They're so round and firm. 1137 01:13:14,247 --> 01:13:16,807 This is a local specialty. 1138 01:13:17,127 --> 01:13:19,246 It's called "foune." 1139 01:13:19,247 --> 01:13:20,447 Foune... 1140 01:13:24,527 --> 01:13:27,245 It's good and ripe. Smell that! 1141 01:13:27,246 --> 01:13:29,286 No, it looks good. 1142 01:13:30,606 --> 01:13:32,485 You'll eat it 1143 01:13:32,486 --> 01:13:34,806 home-style. Smeared on bread. 1144 01:13:36,566 --> 01:13:38,846 - Thanks. - What's in it? 1145 01:13:39,286 --> 01:13:42,165 It's made from all the cheese left over 1146 01:13:42,166 --> 01:13:44,005 from the year. You stew it 1147 01:13:44,006 --> 01:13:48,485 with lard and wood alcohol for 2 or 3 years. 1148 01:13:48,486 --> 01:13:51,245 There's pork rind in it, too. 1149 01:13:51,246 --> 01:13:53,966 Eat it and you'll be a real mountain man! 1150 01:13:55,606 --> 01:13:57,926 Nothing like it for your health. 1151 01:14:00,606 --> 01:14:01,686 Delicious! 1152 01:14:04,246 --> 01:14:06,445 You can really taste the lard. 1153 01:14:06,446 --> 01:14:09,766 It's at least 3 years old. It's the good stuff. 1154 01:14:12,246 --> 01:14:14,605 What are the white things? 1155 01:14:14,606 --> 01:14:18,006 Those are worms, so you get your meat. 1156 01:14:20,526 --> 01:14:23,845 - I'm vegetarian. - They're tiny, they can't hurt. 1157 01:14:23,846 --> 01:14:25,646 Excuse me! 1158 01:14:30,806 --> 01:14:32,766 Christiane, are you here? 1159 01:14:36,886 --> 01:14:40,644 You stood me up like a piece of garbage. 1160 01:14:40,645 --> 01:14:43,444 - No! - We got held up! 1161 01:14:43,445 --> 01:14:46,085 I really wanted to wait for you. 1162 01:14:46,365 --> 01:14:50,325 I felt so alone, I wanted to kill myself. 1163 01:14:51,685 --> 01:14:54,245 So I ate 12 dozen oysters. 1164 01:14:55,845 --> 01:14:58,204 Why didn't you wait for me? 1165 01:14:58,205 --> 01:15:01,604 We got lost. We have to go get the others. 1166 01:15:01,605 --> 01:15:06,124 - They're on the mountain? - Some peasants picked them up. 1167 01:15:06,125 --> 01:15:08,484 - Consonant. - S. 1168 01:15:08,485 --> 01:15:10,645 - Vowel. - I. 1169 01:15:19,765 --> 01:15:21,164 Mr. Geoffroy? 1170 01:15:21,165 --> 01:15:22,604 Sorry, 7. 1171 01:15:22,605 --> 01:15:24,125 - Mrs. Parrion? - Same. 1172 01:15:25,605 --> 01:15:27,445 - "Ambuler." - "Ambuler." 1173 01:15:29,645 --> 01:15:31,644 There was "blumaise," 8 letters. 1174 01:15:31,645 --> 01:15:34,084 Your friends are here. 1175 01:15:34,085 --> 01:15:35,805 - Hello. - Hello. 1176 01:15:37,645 --> 01:15:41,444 - Guys, thanks a lot! - It was nothing. 1177 01:15:41,445 --> 01:15:45,324 - You were half a mile away. - You gotta know the mountain. 1178 01:15:45,325 --> 01:15:48,124 - Yeah. - Yeah, gotta know the mountain. 1179 01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:51,004 Still we wouldn't be here without you. 1180 01:15:51,005 --> 01:15:53,084 - Take me back. - Sure. 1181 01:15:53,085 --> 01:15:56,563 Thanks for your hospitality. We'll be on our way. 1182 01:15:56,564 --> 01:15:59,203 You can't leave without having a drink. 1183 01:15:59,204 --> 01:16:01,523 - No, thanks! - Don't go to any trouble. 1184 01:16:01,524 --> 01:16:04,483 - Yes! - We'd love to! 1185 01:16:04,484 --> 01:16:06,484 I'll get the bottle. 1186 01:16:10,884 --> 01:16:15,003 That's not very nice. Think what they've done for us. 1187 01:16:15,004 --> 01:16:17,163 It's the least we could do. 1188 01:16:17,164 --> 01:16:19,924 - Did you see what they eat? - It was very good! 1189 01:16:24,124 --> 01:16:25,404 Here it is! 1190 01:16:30,724 --> 01:16:31,764 So... 1191 01:16:32,284 --> 01:16:34,724 How do you get the... 1192 01:16:36,524 --> 01:16:39,523 ...toad inside the bottle? 1193 01:16:39,524 --> 01:16:42,963 Oh, that. We dry it out so it shrinks 1194 01:16:42,964 --> 01:16:45,684 and fits in, then swells up in the liquid. 1195 01:16:46,884 --> 01:16:47,964 Oh, yeah? 1196 01:16:53,564 --> 01:16:54,924 Not too much! 1197 01:17:00,084 --> 01:17:02,124 - Here! - Thanks. 1198 01:17:06,004 --> 01:17:08,123 Drink it in one shot, 1199 01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:10,043 or it burns your tongue. 1200 01:17:15,443 --> 01:17:17,243 Does you good! 1201 01:17:17,843 --> 01:17:18,843 Your turn! 1202 01:17:20,123 --> 01:17:21,882 So... 1203 01:17:21,883 --> 01:17:23,523 To your health... 1204 01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:27,163 Cheers. 1205 01:17:28,523 --> 01:17:29,883 Thanks. 1206 01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:32,563 Good luck, mainly. 1207 01:17:33,883 --> 01:17:35,763 The cork popped out. 1208 01:17:36,283 --> 01:17:37,203 Cheers. 1209 01:17:46,803 --> 01:17:47,843 It's strong! 1210 01:18:01,723 --> 01:18:03,763 This'd unclog a toilet! 1211 01:18:04,363 --> 01:18:06,882 It's not a drink for pussies. 1212 01:18:06,883 --> 01:18:09,443 - What the hell is it? - Shallot brandy. 1213 01:18:10,083 --> 01:18:12,442 We add garlic juice. 1214 01:18:12,443 --> 01:18:14,723 Shallots don't cut it. 1215 01:18:17,083 --> 01:18:18,122 Fruity. 1216 01:18:18,123 --> 01:18:20,123 Tasty. It's got a kick. 1217 01:18:23,683 --> 01:18:24,681 Damn! 1218 01:18:24,682 --> 01:18:28,521 Give me your address. I'll be in Paris with a girlfriend 1219 01:18:28,522 --> 01:18:32,162 for a couple of weeks, and it would help me out. 1220 01:18:32,722 --> 01:18:35,242 - Where we live? - Yeah, your address. 1221 01:18:35,882 --> 01:18:38,201 - It's...10 Rue Montmartre. - Huh? 1222 01:18:38,202 --> 01:18:39,842 10 Rue Montmartre. 1223 01:18:40,682 --> 01:18:41,682 Which district? 1224 01:18:41,802 --> 01:18:43,401 - 12th. - 3rd. 1225 01:18:43,402 --> 01:18:44,922 No, that's the floor. 1226 01:18:45,802 --> 01:18:47,401 - Phone number? - Not yet. 1227 01:18:47,402 --> 01:18:49,641 - Brand-new building. - Yeah. 1228 01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:51,961 You're not in Meudon anymore? 1229 01:18:51,962 --> 01:18:54,921 No... yes... we're moving in... 1230 01:18:54,922 --> 01:18:57,321 - Just now. - We found 1231 01:18:57,322 --> 01:18:59,602 something brighter and just as big. 1232 01:19:00,202 --> 01:19:01,921 - 'Bye, Bernard. - 'Bye. 1233 01:19:01,922 --> 01:19:04,322 Come back whenever you like. 1234 01:19:07,042 --> 01:19:09,281 I have room for whoever wants a ride. 1235 01:19:09,282 --> 01:19:10,961 Not me, thanks. 1236 01:19:10,962 --> 01:19:12,802 Thanks a lot, Bernard. 1237 01:19:14,122 --> 01:19:15,602 Hey! 'Bye! 1238 01:19:16,402 --> 01:19:18,202 Say hi to him! 1239 01:19:19,362 --> 01:19:21,562 - Hurry, we'll be late! - 'Bye, girl. 1240 01:19:22,482 --> 01:19:26,321 'Bye, have a safe trip and give my love to Marius. 1241 01:19:26,322 --> 01:19:27,882 He'll be happy. 1242 01:19:41,161 --> 01:19:44,360 - Popeye's nice, but needy! - Good thing 1243 01:19:44,361 --> 01:19:47,080 you gave him the wrong address. 1244 01:19:47,081 --> 01:19:50,120 - He could stay 3 months. - He's a guy 1245 01:19:50,121 --> 01:19:53,081 who's better the less you know him. Popeye... 1246 01:19:54,121 --> 01:19:55,241 Yeah. 1247 01:19:59,361 --> 01:20:02,560 Bernard and Nathalie are really generous. 1248 01:20:02,561 --> 01:20:05,080 They're always ready to give. 1249 01:20:05,081 --> 01:20:08,080 Did you see how they offered to put me up? 1250 01:20:08,081 --> 01:20:11,080 - Hey, there's Mrs. Schmidt. - Damn! 1251 01:20:11,081 --> 01:20:12,321 Ma'am! 1252 01:20:12,961 --> 01:20:14,241 Ma'am! 1253 01:20:16,121 --> 01:20:17,361 So? 1254 01:22:16,051 --> 01:22:22,662 Translation: Julie McPhail TV5 Qu�bec Canada86875