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Stupendous: You are pathetic!
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You are the sorriest bunch of
recruits I have ever seen!
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You, take my sword.
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Too late, you're dead.
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You, take my sword.
Soldier:
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Stupendous: Swept your legs,
you're dead.
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You, take my sword.
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Recruit: Do I have to?
Because I think we get the...
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Aah!
Stupendous: Oh, a thinker!
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Next time, I pop out
a couple of your thinking bones.
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Recruit: You think
we think with our teeth?
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What do we got here?
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Aren't you cute?
But this is grown-up work.
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Come back when you're 12.
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Vengeance:
I ain't going nowhere.
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I come a long way to meet you,
Stupendous.
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Word is
you're the best of the best.
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Stupendous: I am.
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Vengeance:
Then I need you for a job.
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A revenge mission.
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I need you to help me
find and kill
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the man who killed my dad.
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Stupendous: Oh,
this is one of those stories.
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Little orphan girl,
grizzled old warrior.
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Old warrior doesn't like kids,
but then the kid wins her heart.
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You become
like the daughter I never had.
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Vengeance: I don't care
about your heart.
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Stupendous: Yup,
playing it perfect.
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And I'm as ornery as they come.
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No way you'll win me over.
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That was a wink.
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I have to tell people
because of the one eye.
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You got yourself a deal, kid.
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What's your name?
Vengeance: I have no name.
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But you may call me Tit for Tat.
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Or Vengeance.
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Stupendous:
I'm gonna call you Vengeance.
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Shlub: Everyone,
I have an announcement.
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First, can someone tell me
if I'm standing or sitting?
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You are standing.
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Excellent. And is standing
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the one where the world
spins apart
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into infinite rotating
musical fragments?
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Oh, dear. Did you have a salad?
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Shlub: I can answer
that question with a song.
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♪ I...forgot the question ♪
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Hippocampus:
What the hell was in that salad?
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To mantitaurs, lettuce
is a powerful hallucinogen.
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You naughty boy.
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Tyrannis: That's why he calls it
"Daddy Grass."
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Daddy Grass
gives Daddy the grunchies.
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Mmm.
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Vengeance: Mmm...
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Shlub: Well, well, well.
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Who is this little Spitfire
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who seems to have
as many stomachs as I?
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Stupendous: Everybody,
this is Vengeance.
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Little feral kid I'm gonna help
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with a revenge mission.
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Tyrannis: You know I have
trouble with killing.
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But the revenge kind,
I do get the appeal.
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It just makes murder fun.
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Why are mortals so convinced
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that one type of killing
is better than any other?
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I mean, they're all fantastic.
Stupendous: Nah.
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The revenge kill's
extra special.
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I like to draw it out, too.
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Get them on the ground,
sword at their throat,
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and then it's lecture time.
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And you guys know
I'm not a talker,
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but when it comes to a "Know why
I'm killing you" monologue,
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man, I light them
shnerps on fizers.
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Gonna bond along the way?
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Stupendous: That's the plan.
Vengeance: No, it's ain't.
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Stupendous:
Look at her all angry.
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She's like a little me.
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I'm jealous
of your little adventure.
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In fact, I'm coming with.
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No! This is my story
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about a spunky kid
warming an old soldier's heart.
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You don't get to horn in on it.
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Shlub: ♪ Horning in ♪
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Well, I have to go
and see Viscera.
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Ooh-hoo!
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Your cannibal princess
dream-girl crush?
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I should never confide
in any of you.
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She just said she had
something to show me.
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Others: Ooh!
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Shlub: What is that song?
I know the harmony.
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It smells like chonky rainbows.
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Tyrannis: Okay, so what was
the personal thing
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you wanted to... Oh, God!
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Viscera: What? Oh, this is just
a severed human hand.
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Tyrannis: Phew!
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Viscera: Got it
from my ex today.
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Tyrannis: Oh, so your ex
is threatening you?
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Or sending you a treat?
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Viscera: Neither.
The severed human hand
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is a symbol of love
in our culture.
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Heart is hate.
Ear is just, like, whatever.
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You know,
just, like, "Thinking of you."
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But the hand...
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Bloodmouth is formally signaling
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his intention to win me back.
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By sending me a treat, yes.
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But that's not the headline.
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And does that make you happy--
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getting back with Bloodmouth?
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I am not
getting back together with him.
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He's such a typical
Killassian man.
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Clinging to this traditional
idea of masculinity,
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lying and scheming,
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drooling anytime
anyone mentions human flesh.
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Tyrannis: Ugh, the classic type.
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Viscera: He's just a caveman.
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Which is, you know, probably why
the sex was so great.
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Tyrannis: Right.
Viscera: I mean mind-blowing.
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Tyrannis: Sure, sure.
We've all been there.
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Viscera: Yeah, you know,
he had me doing that sound.
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You know,
the sound a woman makes
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when she's being completely
and thoroughly satisfied.
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Tyrannis: Know it well.
Know it well.
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Viscera: But I can't.
He's bad for me.
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Besides, a traditional
Killassian like Bloodmouth
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will just back off
if he knows I have a boyfriend.
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So I was thinking,
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could you just pretend
to be my boyfriend
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when Bloodmouth gets here?
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Tyrannis: Oh, pretend to be
your boyfriend. I can do that.
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Viscera: It has got
to be convincing, though.
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He's gonna be skeptical.
Tyrannis: Same with my family.
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Anytime I date anyone,
I get a million questions
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because of one little time
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I pretended I had a girlfriend
named Veronica
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who had been turned
into a coyote.
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I'm still not fessing up
to that one,
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so go along with me
if it comes up.
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Viscera: Uh, okay.
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Well, we're a couple.
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Ugh, I hate having to lie.
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This is stressing me out.
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I'm gonna need to stress eat.
Just look away if you need.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, yeah, that's the stuff. Mmm.
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Stupendous: All right,
you got everything?
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You got enough water?
You got layers?
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It gets cold at night.
Vengeance: Stop parenting.
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Stupendous: Right. Good call.
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We got to build it.
Shlub:
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Never fear.
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♪ Shlub is here ♪
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Stupendous: Dad,
you're still high?
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I heard
that you could undo the effect
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by eating a lot more lettuce.
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As it turns out,
the person who told me that
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was not real.
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No, you're not, Colin.
We've talked about this.
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You don't see
a talking wine bottle
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named Colin, do you?
Stupendous: No, Dad.
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Well, he's saying
he doesn't see you,
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so I don't know who to believe.
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Vengeance: Does your dad
have to come along?
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Stupendous:
It's hard to make him not,
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especially when he's on lettuce.
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Don't eat salad.
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Just say no!
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Dad, stay home.
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You're gonna screw up
the mission.
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Not for me, I won't.
Stupendous: See what I'm saying?
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He just does stuff.
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Shlub: With reckless abandon.
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Stupendous: Okay,
you can come along.
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You can watch.
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But this is gonna be
my fun thing, not yours.
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Shlub: I'll take that kind of
talk from my daughter
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but not from you.
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Stupendous:
Dad, I am your daughter.
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Shlub: Now, now, girls,
don't fight.
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Shlub: Ah, so we find ourselves
at a frontier trading post.
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Refuge of outlaws,
smugglers, lowlifes--
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my kind of people.
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Stupendous:
Is this where the killer is?
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Vengeance: No. He lives
in the caves of Digor.
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But they say he's got a dragon
for protection.
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Shlub: We're going to need
a dragon trap.
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Heading in.
Stupendous: Dad, hang back.
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Shlub: This is exactly
where you don't want me
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to hang back.
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Come on, Colin.
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Okay, can you just confirm
the floor is lava,
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the furniture is candy,
and the walls are liquid?
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Colin: Sure can.
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Stupendous: Nope,
it's a normal bar.
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Shlub: Well,
now I strongly suspect
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that you are hallucinating.
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Careful where you step.
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Excuse me, good sir.
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Rumor has it a fella can get
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into some kind
of trouble around here.
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Trader: What kind of trouble
you talking about?
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Shlub: The kind of trouble
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good folks
don't want to get into.
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Trader: I'm listening.
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Shlub: You picking up
on what I'm putting down?
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Oh, you're speaking my language,
brother.
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Shlub: Good. So,
if someone were on the lookout
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for a dragon trap, any clue?
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Oh, man, did I misread that one.
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Yeah, I got dragon traps.
How many you want?
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Viscera: Okay, well,
this'll be interesting.
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Coming up with a backstory
for how someone like you
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and someone like me
could have realistically
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fallen in love.
Tyrannis:
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Yes, well, I'm up
for the challenge if you are.
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Okay, boyfriend.
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So, what was our first date?
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Tyrannis:
Shall we say I took you
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to a candlelight dinner
on the beach?
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Moonlight dinner on a boat.
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Twilight dinner on an iceberg.
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If you could help me out,
I'd really appreciate it.
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It's got to be
something realistic, Ty.
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Bloodmouth knows I don't go
for something-light dinner
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on the something-to-do-
with-the-sea.
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Tyrannis:
She figured out the pattern.
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Well, I don't either.
Just seemed like what you're supposed to do.
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Viscera: Okay,
so what would you want to do?
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Tyrannis: Oh, I don't think
you'd like it.
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Viscera: Try me.
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Tyrannis: All right,
if we're getting real,
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I would probably take you
to the market on falafel day
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because I'm boring
and I like falafel.
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Viscera: Shut the front door.
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I love falafel!
And I'm boring as hell.
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Tyrannis: No!
Are you being serious?
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Viscera: It's crazy.
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We're, like, actually made
for each other.
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You'd probably make
an awesome boyfriend,
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to be honest.
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Both:
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Viscera: I guess
that's why we're friends.
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Tyrannis: That's, mm,
got to be why.
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Viscera: So, when did you know
that you loved me?
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Tyrannis: I saw you sneeze.
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You do it in fives,
each one cuter than the last.
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Viscera: That is perfect.
247
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Who could possibly love
my gross sneezing fits?
248
00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:53,730
So, then,
in a Killassian tradition,
249
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I smelled your family
to ascertain compatibility
250
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and we had sex.
251
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Tyrannis:
What a beautiful love story.
252
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Viscera: Oh, we should kiss.
253
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Tyrannis: Oh, uh, should we?
Viscera: Of course.
254
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It can't look
like we've never kissed.
255
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Tyrannis: I suppose not.
256
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Oh, quick question.
Which way are you gonna lean?
257
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Because I've been told
that I come in at an angle
258
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that is unworka...
259
00:09:15,510 --> 00:09:17,610
Viscera: Wow. Good acting.
260
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Tyrannis:
I have worked out a method.
261
00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:21,120
Viscera: Oh, and I'm gonna need
to see your moles,
262
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in case he asks.
Tyrannis: Why would he ask?
263
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Is that
another Killassian thing?
264
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No. He just knows
I'm obsessed with moles.
265
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Tyrannis: Do we have to?
266
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Viscera: Just strip
and show me your moles, weirdo.
267
00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:32,470
Oh, wow.
268
00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:35,080
I was not expecting
that many moles.
269
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One?
270
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I don't get out of bed for one.
You gotta buy a thousand.
271
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Colin: Look, it's right there.
I say we just grab it.
272
00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,700
Quiet, Colin. I'm negotiating.
273
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,900
Who are you talking to?
274
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If you got invisible friends,
275
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you got to disclose that
up front, all right?
276
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I don't have invisible friends,
277
00:09:49,610 --> 00:09:51,540
and I don't want to buy
a thousand dragon traps.
278
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If you're not careful,
you're gonna lose
279
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a great customer.
280
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Trader: Ha! You want to know
who's a good customer? Asia...
281
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Colin: I'm telling you,
we could take him.
282
00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:00,830
How would you do that
if you have no arms?
283
00:10:00,930 --> 00:10:02,630
Colin:
You're forgetting Marissa.
284
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,140
She has no arms either.
285
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,540
Colin: Yeah, but she has guts,
286
00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,210
which is a lot more
than I can say for you.
287
00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:09,350
Vengeance: Your dad's a problem.
Stupendous: On it.
288
00:10:09,450 --> 00:10:10,820
Hey, Dad. Why don't you...?
289
00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,120
Colin: There's your distraction!
Go! Go! Go!
290
00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:14,260
Trader: Get that guy!
291
00:10:14,390 --> 00:10:16,060
Shlub:
292
00:10:16,130 --> 00:10:18,260
Dad!
293
00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,570
Uh!
294
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Vengeance:
295
00:10:20,940 --> 00:10:22,970
Man:
Come on!
296
00:10:23,070 --> 00:10:25,210
Shlub: Am I hitting anyone real?
Stupendous: No!
297
00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:27,520
Shlub: Then explain
the blood everywhere.
298
00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:28,950
Hippocampus:
So you two are a couple?
299
00:10:29,090 --> 00:10:30,990
Viscera:
It's been brewing for a while.
300
00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,460
Remember the falafel?
Tyrannis: Remember it well.
301
00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:35,600
That's when you sneezed,
and I knew.
302
00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,700
Deliria: If you're a couple,
how's the sex?
303
00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,240
Viscera: Oh, amazing.
304
00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:40,910
Hippocampus: That's the tell!
Deliria: Nice try.
305
00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:42,880
Viscera: Well,
call it a practice run.
306
00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:44,920
Hippocampus: You thought
you could pull another Veronica on us?
307
00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,490
Deliria: No, Veronica was real.
She was turned into a coyote.
308
00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:48,830
Hippocampus: She was not, Mom.
309
00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:50,660
He just brought a coyote
to dinner.
310
00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,800
Deliria: You made me
have tea with its mother.
311
00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,240
We stayed friends!
312
00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,040
I have drinks once a month
with a random coyote
313
00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:58,210
whose daughter I thought
was going to marry my son!
314
00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:00,550
Hippocampus: Why would the mom
be a coyote?
315
00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:02,490
Tyrannis: I'm sorry
you made a friend, okay?
316
00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:03,920
Can you both just do us a solid
317
00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:05,960
and lie for us
so that Viscera can get rid
318
00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:07,730
of her very aggressive
boyfriend?
319
00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:09,300
Hippocampus:
It's never gonna work.
320
00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,870
Tyrannis: It will work.
It will work if you cooperate.
321
00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:15,550
Bloodmouth:
I've come for my true love!
322
00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:16,880
Viscera: Sorry, Bloodmouth.
323
00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:18,550
You're too late.
I've got a boyfriend.
324
00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:19,720
Bloodmouth: Where is he?
325
00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:21,560
Tyrannis: It's me. Hello. Ty.
326
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:23,490
Bloodmouth:
327
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,900
Oh, yeah!
328
00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,700
Tyrannis: Yeah,
this might not work.
329
00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,940
Stupendous: Oh, man.
That was fun!
330
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,850
Vengeance: I can't believe
we made it out of there.
331
00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:33,680
Stupendous: Man,
you really clocked that guy
332
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,290
with that trap, though.
333
00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:36,820
Vengeance: He was like...
334
00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,130
Stupendous: Yeah.
335
00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:40,800
Vengeance:
I'm not bonding with you.
336
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,500
Stupendous: No, me neither.
337
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,870
You're a hell of a fighter.
Good instincts.
338
00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:47,480
Can I show you something,
though?
339
00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:49,410
Vengeance: Yeah.
340
00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:51,150
Stupendous: Take my sword.
341
00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,220
Both:
342
00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:54,390
Stupendous: Try again.
343
00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,160
Vengeance: Aah!
344
00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:57,560
Stupendous: Again.
345
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,030
Vengeance: Ah!
Stupendous: There you go!
346
00:12:00,130 --> 00:12:02,140
Shlub: We're going to have
to expand the camp a bit.
347
00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,140
Word got out
about the revenge killing,
348
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,480
and now everyone
wants in on the action.
349
00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:07,580
This is Richard,
350
00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,320
Gaius, Licorice Man.
351
00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:10,520
Colin you already know.
352
00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:11,690
Marissa's with him.
353
00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:13,660
And lastly, Lucinda and Bethany,
354
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,570
who, you may have noticed,
are twins.
355
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,500
Not even a hello?
356
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,970
Shlub, your family's rude.
357
00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:20,780
Shlub:
They don't believe in you.
358
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,680
Colin: Well, I believe in us!
359
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,350
Come on!
Licorice Man: Yes!
360
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,720
Shlub: Now, if you don't mind,
we're going to take a soak
361
00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:28,790
in that
delicious-looking hot tub.
362
00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:30,290
Oof! Damn, that's hot!
363
00:12:30,390 --> 00:12:32,970
Stupendous:
Dad, that "hot tub" is fire!
364
00:12:33,070 --> 00:12:34,670
Shlub: You're telling me!
365
00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:38,550
Bloodmouth:
It just doesn't track.
366
00:12:38,610 --> 00:12:40,520
Do you two believe
this is a couple?
367
00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:41,890
Hippocampus: Absolutely.
368
00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:43,920
Deliria: Fireworks!
369
00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:45,490
Bloodmouth:
I can see the relationship
370
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:46,900
from his side,
371
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,670
but from her side,
I'm a little fuzzy.
372
00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:50,770
Viscera: What is not
to love about this man?
373
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,570
He's smart. He's funny.
374
00:12:52,670 --> 00:12:54,880
He dreamt up a city
and made it happen.
375
00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:58,550
He's adorably awkward,
and he's not afraid to fail,
376
00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,590
which is good
because he fails a lot.
377
00:13:00,690 --> 00:13:03,260
And it makes me love him
even more.
378
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,600
Tyrannis: Wow. I mean...
379
00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:06,500
These are things
you've told me before
380
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:07,940
so, so many times.
381
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,840
Bloodmouth: How's the sex?
Viscera: Awkward.
382
00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:12,510
And his moles?
Viscera: Plentiful.
383
00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:14,980
Mmm. Moles.
384
00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:17,990
Okay, so I see
that your love is valid.
385
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:21,130
Therefore,
I intend to win you back.
386
00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:24,770
I invoke the ritual of Rektahl!
387
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,680
Viscera: Ugh!
Tyrannis: Excuse me. Rectal?
388
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:29,450
Bloodmouth: Rektahl!
The courtship battle.
389
00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:33,590
Our tradition demands
that you shed blood for her.
390
00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:37,200
Unless you don't truly love her.
391
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,130
Tyrannis: H-how much blood?
The shedding amount.
392
00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:41,570
Bloodmouth: Then again,
you could back out.
393
00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:43,010
Just renounce your love for her,
394
00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:45,780
in which case,
you never speak to her again
395
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,080
and you have
to sheath your penis
396
00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:52,430
in a downward-facing gourd
for the rest of your life.
397
00:13:52,530 --> 00:13:54,800
Which will make dating hard.
398
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,570
Tyrannis: I'm...
I'm sorry, you said those
399
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,340
were the only two options,
or...?
400
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,850
Viscera: I'm so sorry, Ty.
I didn't think he would do this.
401
00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:04,050
Tyrannis: Do people
ever die during one of these?
402
00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:05,850
Just out of interest.
Viscera: Rarely.
403
00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:09,690
But when they do,
it is so romantic.
404
00:14:09,790 --> 00:14:12,500
Vengeance: This is it.
The Caves of Digor.
405
00:14:12,630 --> 00:14:15,310
Shlub: You two relax.
Me and the gang have got this.
406
00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:17,380
I don't care if you are sore
from the hot tub.
407
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,150
You signed on to do a mission,
and you'll damn well do it!
408
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,950
Vengeance: Stupe?
Stupendous: Yeah, I got this.
409
00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:24,520
Hey, Dad,
Vengeance told me this guy,
410
00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:26,330
he's got a harem.
Shlub: Ooh!
411
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:28,160
Stupendous: And they're all
trained fighters.
412
00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:30,340
Shlub: A fighting harem.
What could be better?
413
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,370
Stupendous: Yeah, the lead woman
is named Mandy.
414
00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:36,080
So I'm thinking you take
your crew around the back,
415
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,920
find Mandy,
tell her you got no quarrel
416
00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:40,460
with her or her girls.
417
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:43,530
Shlub: Exactly.
All right, come on, gang.
418
00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:46,370
Here, draggy.
419
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:49,010
Here, draggy, draggy, draggy.
You got your speech ready?
420
00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:51,640
I would start real slow
once you got him.
421
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:54,050
Walk up and say,
"Well, well, well."
422
00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:55,850
Vengeance:
Stupendous: Ow!
423
00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:57,690
Well, well, well.
424
00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:59,160
Stupendous.
425
00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:00,730
Stupendous: Yeah, exactly.
426
00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,300
But you wouldn't say
"Stupendous,"
427
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,040
you'd say the name
of whoever it was
428
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:06,470
that killed your...
429
00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:11,350
Oh...it's me, right?
430
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,260
Stupendous:
So you're trying to tell me
431
00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:18,230
I'm the guy who killed your dad?
Vengeance: Yep.
432
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,840
I said "him" instead
of "her" to throw you off.
433
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,710
So that's how you did it.
434
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,440
Clever! How'd I kill him?
435
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:26,380
Vengeance: It was
during the Philandean War.
436
00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:28,020
You probably
don't even remember.
437
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,650
Stupendous: Of course
I don't remember
438
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,060
who I kill in a war.
439
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,590
Vengeance: Well, I do!
440
00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:34,400
Stupendous: That doesn't mean
you got such a great memory.
441
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,930
I mean, it was your dad.
Of course you remember.
442
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,870
Vengeance:
It's not a memory contest!
443
00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:40,580
Stupendous:
That's what I'm saying.
444
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,450
I knew I had
to get you out of town,
445
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,080
away from your backup.
446
00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:46,520
Your dad was a bit of a wrinkle,
but I had you get rid of him.
447
00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:48,960
Stupendous: Listen,
we're talking about a war here.
448
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,530
I'm sorry I killed your dad,
449
00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:52,830
but if I hadn't have killed
him, he would have killed me.
450
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,000
What difference
does that make to me?
451
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,870
Don't make me think about that!
452
00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:59,780
If I think about the families,
I can't do my job.
453
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:02,050
Your only job right now
is to die. Hyah!
454
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,590
Stupendous: Wait, wait.
455
00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:05,760
That was a really good line.
456
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:07,560
Vengeance: I know! I said it!
457
00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,740
Hippocampus:
Oh, I love the irony.
458
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,100
You pulled off an improbable
459
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:14,380
and very tricky
fake-girlfriend move,
460
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,550
only to have to fight
the scariest dude in the world!
461
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,250
Tyrannis: Thank you, yes.
I just don't know if I'll survive this.
462
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,160
Deliria: I could
hamstring him somehow,
463
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,900
maybe by cutting his hamstrings.
464
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,300
Tyrannis: Then Viscera
would see me
465
00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:27,070
as a weak little mama's boy.
Hippocampus: Wait.
466
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:29,170
You think you actually
still have a shot with her?
467
00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:31,910
Face it, Ty.
It's not gonna happen.
468
00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:33,520
Deliria: Oh,
I don't know about that.
469
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,650
Do you know what attracted me
to your father?
470
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:36,920
Tyrannis: His massive farts.
471
00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,760
Hippocampus: General lack
of cleanliness?
472
00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:40,600
Tyrannis: Constant sex puns?
Hippocampus: Complete irresponsibility.
473
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:41,930
Deliria: Those are all
good guesses, but no.
474
00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:43,200
His sense of humor, obviously.
475
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,040
No, I don't think
he's particularly funny.
476
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,210
Your father is the most
authentic soul in the universe.
477
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,250
He's a man
who never hides his feelings
478
00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:52,590
and always shows you
exactly who he is.
479
00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:55,090
Now, that's never
going to be you, of course. Tyrannis: Of course.
480
00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:57,130
Deliria: But if you
can't get out of this fight,
481
00:16:57,230 --> 00:17:00,100
you should at least
let Viscera know how you feel.
482
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,640
Wait. Maybe I can tell her
how I feel
483
00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:04,140
and get out of the fight.
484
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:06,050
I can't impress her
by standing up to Bloodmouth,
485
00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:08,920
but I can by standing up
to the whole dumb ritual.
486
00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,120
The whole tradition is wrong.
487
00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:11,520
It's disrespectful to women
488
00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:13,190
because it takes away
their choice.
489
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,700
That's the kind of man
she's looking for--
490
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,000
someone brave enough
to stand up to history.
491
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,670
Hippocampus: I don't know.
492
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:20,810
I think you're just gonna get
that gourd slapped on you.
493
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,080
That speech ain't gonna work.
494
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,650
Tyrannis: No, this will work.
495
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,480
I can feel it in my bones.
496
00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:28,420
Bloodmouth: Mmm, bones.
497
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,370
Priest: We are here today
498
00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:39,380
to perform
the Ritual of Rektahl.
499
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,150
Tyrannis: Wait, I...
Bloodmouth: Wait!
500
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,690
I have something to say.
501
00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,960
Viscera,
I need to call this off.
502
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,200
Tyrannis: What?
Bloodmouth: I know you're always saying
503
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,530
I'm too traditional.
504
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:49,930
Maybe I am.
505
00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:52,370
But this tradition
doesn't respect women.
506
00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:54,680
And if I'm willing
to fight for you,
507
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:58,820
I should be brave enough
to stand up to history.
508
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:02,660
There will be no Rektahl today
509
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:08,570
or ever again!
510
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,140
Viscera: Oh, my God.
511
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,980
That is the sexiest thing
I've ever heard a man say.
512
00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:15,420
That was my speech.
You stole my speech.
513
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,390
Bloodmouth: I did not.
I came to this conclusion
514
00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:20,260
after much thought
and introspection.
515
00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:21,800
Tyrannis: You stole it.
516
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,200
Bloodmouth: I grew!
Is that so hard to believe?
517
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,840
I also forgive my father.
He did the best he could.
518
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,050
Priest: Thank you, son.
519
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,920
Hippocampus: Son of a bitch.
The speech worked.
520
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,930
You really want to do this?
521
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,900
More than anything. Hyah!
522
00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:42,170
Stupendous:
523
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:43,810
I'm actually proud of you
for that move.
524
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:46,350
Don't make me like you. Hyah!
525
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,820
Shlub:
Ah, there they are--his harem.
526
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,930
I'll occupy them sexually
while you subdue the killer.
527
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,910
Stupendous: Listen,
before you kill me,
528
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,440
I know
what you're going through.
529
00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:03,850
When I was your age,
I had a pet bunny that I loved.
530
00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:05,320
We went everywhere together.
531
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:08,020
One day, this old lady in town
cooked her.
532
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,160
That is nothing
like losing your father.
533
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:11,300
Here's how it is.
534
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,830
I vowed to kill that old lady.
535
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,640
Vengeance: But you didn't,
and you bonded with her,
536
00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:16,910
and she became
like a surrogate bunny to you.
537
00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:18,240
Blah, blah, blah.
538
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:19,650
Stupendous: Wrong!
She stubbed her toe
539
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:21,420
and died
before I could get revenge.
540
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:24,420
So I took my anger
and locked it away in a box.
541
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,560
And it's been poisoning you
ever since.
542
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,000
Stupendous: Man,
you are bad at guessing.
543
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,010
No, it drives me.
544
00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:34,240
Reminds me
of how unfair the world is.
545
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,150
And whenever I need to dig deep
546
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:39,720
and be my strongest,
meanest, most lethal self,
547
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:41,390
I open up that hate box
548
00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:43,800
and unleash it
on whoever I need to.
549
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,260
Vengeance: Wow.
550
00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:46,330
Stupendous: You want to grow up
to be like me?
551
00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:48,000
Don't get revenge.
552
00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:51,710
Save it and let it turn you
into a fierce killing machine.
553
00:19:56,890 --> 00:19:58,360
Vengeance: I frigging hate you.
554
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,260
Stupendous: You're welcome.
555
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,130
Shlub: I found Mandy
and her whole crew.
556
00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:03,500
I held them off
as long as I could,
557
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,370
but they like it
a little rougher than I.
558
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:06,740
So, what did I miss here?
559
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,280
Did you kill the man
who killed your father?
560
00:20:08,410 --> 00:20:10,380
Stupendous: Nah, he got away.
561
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,550
Wink.
Vengeance: Wink.
562
00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:15,730
Let's get back.
I'm rather gravely injured.
563
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:20,370
Shlub: So you're telling me
you see them too?
564
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,770
Stupendous: Yep.
Saw them the whole time.
565
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,680
Just didn't want to give you
the satisfaction.
566
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,280
Hippocampus: Yeah,
I see them too.
567
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,480
Shlub: Colin, Marissa,
Richard, Gaius,
568
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,290
the Licorice Man, the twins?
569
00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:31,990
Tyrannis: Of course.
They're right here.
570
00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:35,060
Help yourself, Colin.
There's plenty for all of you.
571
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,600
Hippocampus: Don't be shy.
Dig in.
572
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,810
Shlub: So, I was sober
the whole time?
573
00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:40,740
Stupendous: Absolutely.
574
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,910
Shlub: And I'm sober now?
575
00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:43,410
Hippocampus: A hundred percent.
576
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,790
Shlub: Well, thank God!
I thought I was going mad.
577
00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:50,130
Hippocampus: And we cooked up
something real special for you.
578
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:53,430
Tender lamb shanks
braised with red wine
579
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:55,910
and a garlic caper sauce.
580
00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:57,810
Shlub: Mmm! It smells delicious.
581
00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:59,480
Deliria: Are you trying
to trick your father
582
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,120
into eating
a plate of poo again?
583
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,720
Stupendous: Mom!
It was gonna be so funny.
584
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:05,220
Deliria: I know it was.
585
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:07,000
I'm just mad because
you didn't invite me.
586
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,200
Colin:
587
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,270
I'm real!
588
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,310
I'm real. Damn it, I'm real!
589
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:15,410
Marissa: Oh, Colin.
That dream again?
590
00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:17,150
Shlub: Ready for round three?
591
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:18,990
Marissa and Colin:
592
00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:21,090
Bottle:
Shlub:
593
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,000
Hippocampus:
594
00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:25,060
Lettuce.
595
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,300
Don't be a Shlub.
596
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:27,840
Salads kill.
597
00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:32,650
Dan: Did you get any of that?
598
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,650
Bento.
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