All language subtitles for Baby, Take a Bow (1934).DVD.HI.pcc.en.20FOX

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an ]
GOOD-BYE.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Man #2 ] GOOD-BYE.

OH, GOOD MORNING, FLANNIGAN.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHELLO, HARRY.

ONE ROUND-TRIP
AND ONE ONE-WAY AS USUAL?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHAT'S RIGHT.

YEAH. HE'LL BE
COMING BACK ALONE.

HERE YOU ARE.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHIYA, FLANNIGAN.
HELLO, WELCH.

[ Chuckles ]
SAVE A SEAT FOR ME, WILL YA?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHIYA, HARRY.
HELLO, WELCH.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGIVE ME ONE TO OSSINING.
GONNA MAKE SURE THEY
TAKE HIM TO THE RIGHT PLACE, EH?

NO. HE'S NOT ONE OF MY BOYS.
I'M GOING UP TO THE BIG HOUSE
ON SOME PRIVATE BUSINESS.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFOR THE LANDLORD.
YOU NEVER TAKE THEM UP
ANYWAY, DO YOU?

WHO ME? NO. THE CITY COPS
DO THAT AFTER I CATCH 'EM.

- JUST A MINUTE.
- YOU SURE PUT SING SING ON
\h\hITS FEET ALL RIGHT.

OH, I HELP THE POPULATION
SOME, I GUESS.
WELL, I'LL BE SEEING YOU.

OH, WELCH.
YOU FORGOT YOUR TICKET.

DON'T WORRY.
I WOULD'VE FOUND IT OUT.

COME ON.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTWO TICKETS FOR
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNIAGARA FALLS, PLEASE.
OH, CONGRATULATIONS, MA'AM.

T TRAIN?
\h\h\h\hTO
\h\h\h\hSTOP OFF AT OSSINING.

OSSINING?
YOU MEAN SING SING?

NO, I MEAN OSSINING.

HELLO, FRED.
\hHELLO, JOHN.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHI.
WELL, YOU GOT QUITE
A HAUL OF FISH TODAY, HUH?

[ Laughs ]

WONDER WHAT THAT CHISELER'S
GOING UP TO SING SING FOR.

SHAKE DOWN SOME PRISONER,
I GUESS. HE'D DO ANYTHING
FOR A LITTLE DOUGH.

\h\h\h\hWHY, I THOUGHT THE
\h\h\h\hINSURANCE COMPANY FIRED HIM.
SURE. THEY ALL DID.

WELL, TRIGGER STONE.

h\h\h\hHUH. HOW LONG IS HE IN FOR?
[ Man ]
FIVE YEARS.

[ Laughs ]
FIVE YEARS IS RIGHT.

- BUT I'LL MAKE UP FOR
\h\hLOST TIME WHEN I GET OUT.
- SAYS YOU.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHANKS FOR SAVING
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHE SEAT, FLANNIGAN.
HMM.

WELL, ANYHOW,
I GOT MY NAME IN THE PAPER.

TOO BAD YOU COULDN'T
THINK OF A BETTER WAY
TO DO IT, SCOTT.

WELL, HELLO, KAY.
HERE YOU ARE.
HERE'S A SEAT FOR YOU.

THE FURTHER I SIT FROM YOU,
MR. WELCH, THE BETTER
I LIKE IT.

RD!
\h\h\h\hINTO
\h\h\h\hTHE NEXT CAR, PLEASE.

SORRY, MISS,
THE TRAIN'S FULL UP TODAY.

HERE YOU ARE, KAY.
SIT RIGHT DOWN HERE.

[ Chuckles ]
TWO TICKETS TO
NIAGARA FALLS, EH?

HOW ROMANTIC.

THAT'S WHERE
HONEYMOONERS GO, HMM?

OH, YES.
EDDIE ELLISON
GETS OUT TODAY.

SAY, YOU'RE NOT REALLY
GOING TO MARRY THAT GUY,
ARE YOU?

ANY OBJECTION?

SAY, LISTEN, KID. I LIKE YOU.
I WANNA GIVE YOU
A LITTLE FRIENDLY ADVICE.

[ Scoffs ]
FRIENDLY ADVICE.

WELL, THAT'S GOOD,
COMING FROM THE FELLA
WHO CAUSED EDDIE'S CONVICTION.

NOW TAKE IT EASY, KAY.
I'M TELLING YOU
THAT I'M YOUR FRIEND.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMORE THAN A FRIEND.
YES, YOU'VE TRIED TO BE
MORE THAN A FRIEND...

EVER SINCE YOU HAD
EDDIE ARRESTED.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNOW DON'T BE THAT WAY.

YOU'RE A NICE GIRL,
AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO MAKE
THE MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHAT'S MY BUSINESS.
SURE IT IS, AND DON'T LET HIM
TELL YOU ANY DIFFERENT.

CATCHING CROOKS
IS MY BUSINESS, BUT
MARRYING 'EM ISN'T YOURS.

THAT SIDE OF EDDIE'S LIFE
IS OVER FOREVER.

HE'S GOING STRAIGHT.
\h\h\h\h[ Laughs ] HOW MANY TIMES
\h\h\h\hHAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE?

ONCE A CROOK, ALWAYS A CROOK.
NOBODY TRUSTS 'EM.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSHE'LL TRUST HIM.

THAT'D BE ENOUGH
FOR MY DOUGH.

- THANKS, MR.--
- SCOTT'S THE NAME.

I'M PLEASED TO MEET YA.

EDDIE, WHEN YOU WERE
ADMITTED HERE, I GAVE YOU
A CHOICE OF TWO ROADS TO TAKE.

YOU TOOK THE RIGHT ONE,
AND IT CUT FOUR MONTHS
OFF YOUR STRETCH FOR YOU.

NOW WILL YOU LET ME
ADVISE YOU AGAIN?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCERTAINLY, SIR.

SOMETHING KEPT UP
YOUR MORALE WHILE
YOU WERE UP HERE.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU'RE A GOOD GUESSER.
WELL, WHATEVER IT WAS,
STICK TO IT OUTSIDE.

HAVE YOU GOT A JOB
WAITING FOR YOU?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHE BIGGEST AND BEST JOB
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA MAN EVER HAD.
GOOD WAGES?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNOT A CENT.
WELL, BUT HOW--

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI'VE HAD A GIRL WAITING
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFOR ME FOR 18 MONTHS.
CONGRATULATIONS, MY BOY.

THE VERY BEST OF LUCK.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHANK YOU, SIR.

I'M SORRY I CAN'T DO MUCH
FOR A WEDDING PRESENT,

BUT, UH, YOU TAKE
THIS CARD TO
THE HOPKINS AGENCY.

THEY PLACE QUITE A NUMBER
OF MY BOYS. THAT IS,
THE ONES I BELIEVE IN.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, GEE--
AND, UH, BY THE WAY, HERE'S
THE $10 THE LAW ALLOWS.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHANK YOU, SIR.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGOOD-BYE.
GOOD-BYE. GOOD LUCK.

\h\h\h\h[ Laughing ]
EDDIE. EDDIE.

WHY, YOU BIG, GOOD-LOOKING--
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHEY, NOW CUT THAT OUT,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFUNNY FACE.

I CAN'T HELP IT.
[ Short Laugh ]
I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.

WELL, I GUESS
IT'S BACK TO THE CITY, HUH?

NO, WE'RE NOT GOING
BACK TO THE CITY, EDDIE.
I'VE GOT A BIG SURPRISE.

SAY, WHAT IS THIS,
A PRACTICAL JOKE?

IT'S NO JOKE,
BUT BOY IT'S PRACTICAL.

WE'RE GOING
TO NIAGARA FALLS.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU MEAN RIGHT NOW?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFROM HERE?
THE TRAIN LEAVES
IN HALF AN HOUR.

AW, GEE, YOU'RE SWELL,
AND I'M THE LUCKIEST MAN
IN THE WORLD.

LUCK HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
YOU COULDN'T GET AWAY FROM ME
IF YOU TRIED.

THAT'S RIGHT. I TRIED
TO HIDE IN PRISON
AND IT WAS HOPELESS.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Both Laugh ]
WELL, GLAD TO
SEE YOU AROUND, EDDIE.

OH, THANKS, FLANNIGAN.
MEET THE FUTURE WIFE.

OH, YEAH.
WE MADE THE TRIP
UP TOGETHER.

BOY, YOU SURE GOT A GIRL
WHO KNOWS HER OWN MIND.

WELL, IF IT ISN'T
MY OLD PAL, WELCH.

AS BIG AS LIFE
AND TWICE AS NATURAL.

HE'S NO PAL OF YOURS.
\hHE'S STILL GOT IT IN FOR YA.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HE'S BEEN THROWING THE HOOKS
INTO YOU ALL THE WAY UP.
TRYING TO PROMOTE HIMSELF.

YEAH, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO GIVE HER A LITTLE
FRIENDLY ADVICE, THAT'S ALL.

I HAPPEN TO KNOW A LOT MORE
ABOUT CROOKS THAN SHE DOES.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHY, YOU--

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hEDDIE! EDDIE!
IF YOU SACK HIM,
YOU'LL GET INTO TROUBLE.

YOU'RE ON THE WAY OUT.
KEEP GOING. I'M ON THE WAY IN.
SO I GOT NOTHING TO LOSE.

[ Laughing ]

THANKS, FELLA.
I'LL BE SEEING YOU
WHEN YOU GET OUT.

GOOD LUCK. I WISH I COULD BE
YOUR BEST MAN.

OH. [ Sighs ]
HOW DOES A GUY LIKE ME
RATE ALL THIS?

MMM, DARLING.
YOU RATE THE BEST
IN THE WORLD.

YEAH. I GOT IT.
RIGHT HERE IN MY ARMS.

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

SAY, I HAVEN'T BEGUN
TO DO THINGS YET. SO FAR,
YOU'VE MADE ALL THE PLANS.

GOT US A LITTLE FLAT,
AND YOU'VE LINED ME UP
A NICE JOB.

BUT DON'T FORGET,
BEGINNING NEXT MONDAY
YOU QUIT AND I GET GOING.

OH, I WISH THIS COULD
LAST FOR A YEAR.
IT'S BEEN SO WONDERFUL.

IT'S GONNA BE WONDERFUL
ALL OUR LIFE.

WON'T IT BE NICE WHEN
WE SAVE SOME MONEY,

WE GET OUR LITTLE HOME
UP IN YONKERS?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH, EDDIE.

SAY, YOU DIDN'T KNOW
I WAS AN ARTIST, DID YOU?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNO.

LOOK-- [ Clears Throat ]
JUST GET A LOAD OF
OUR LITTLE DREAM HOUSE.

IT'S GONNA BE PAINTED
WHITE ALL OVER WITH GREEN
SHUTTERS AND A RED ROOF.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A BRIGHT YELLOW PICKET FENCE
WITH BLACK TOPS.

THAT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL.
\h\h\h\hTHE WHOLE PLACE IS GONNA BE
\h\h\h\hSPLOTCHED WITH HONEYSUCKLE.

\h\h\h\hWE COULD RAISE OUR OWN HONEY
\h\h\h\hIF WE BOUGHT A PAIR OF BEES.
YOU'RE SILLY.

NOW, RIGHT HERE IS
THE CHICKEN COOP WHERE
WE GROW OUR OWN BREAKFAST.

WHERE'S THE DOGHOUSE
TO PUT YOU IN
WHEN YOU'RE BAD?

OH. RIGHT HERE.
"X" MARKS THE SPOT.

[ Laughs ]
WHO'S THAT? YOU?

\h\h\h\hNO, THAT IS A "G-NOM-E."
HMM?

UH, ELF.

WELL, IT'S MADE OUT OF
TERRA-- TERRA--

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAW, PLASTER.
IT'S MARVELOUS, DARLING. LET
ME SHOW YOU WHAT I PICKED OUT.

SEE, IT HAS A REAL FIREPLACE
AND A MASTER BEDROOM
WITH TWIN BEDS.

WHAT'S THAT?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHAT'S A NURSERY.

THAT'S WHERE
YOU CAN PUT
YOUR LITTLE "G-NOM-E."

MEAN OUROM-E."
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMAYBE OUR
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLITTLE ELF TOO.

I'LL BE IN IN A MINUTE, DEAR.
THAT'LL BE ALL FOR TODAY, EDDIE.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYES, SIR.
BY THE WAY, I'M GOING TO GIVE
YOU THAT JOB I PROMISED YOU.

AS SOON AS YOUR FRIEND
CAN HANDLE THE CAR,
YOU START AT THE FACTORY.

GEE, MR. CARSON,
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO THANK YOU.

BUT ANYWAY, I WANNA
THANK YOU FOR LARRY TOO.

\h\h\h\hWE'LL MAKE GOOD
\h\h\h\hFOR YOU, SIR. BOTH OF US.
I'M SURE YOU WILL.

WHAT IS YOUR FRIEND'S NAME?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLARRY SCOTT.

OH, YES.
THANK YOU.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHIYA, FELLA.
WELL,
WHAT'S THE VERDICT?

\h\h\h\hGUILTY.
\h\h\h\hYOU START WORK TOMORROW.
GREAT.

AW, GEE THANKS, EDDIE. WHAT
A BREAK AFTER UNLOADING FREIGHT
AND WASHING DISHES.

DID YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME?
I MEAN, ABOUT SING SING?

I DIDN'T TELL HIM
ABOUT MYSELF, SO WHY SHOULD
I TELL HIM ABOUT YOU?

DO YOU THINK IT WOULD
MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE
IF HE KNEW?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI DON'T THINK SO,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBUT WHY TAKE A CHANCE?
YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

WELL, I GOTTA RUN.
I'M CALLING FOR JANE
AT THE DANCING SCHOOL.

NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT A JOB,
I SUPPOSE SHE'LL LEAD YOU
RIGHT UP TO THE ALTAR.

[ Laughs ]
NOT IF I CAN LEAD HER FIRST.
\h\h\h\hOKAY, KID, DO YOUR STUFF.

IF YOU SEE KAY, TELL HER I'M
BRINGING HOME LIVER AND ONIONS.
\h\h\h\hOKAY. SO LONG.

[ Piano ]
[ Shoes Tapping ]

HELLO, MOMMY.

HELLO, PRECIOUS.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMOMMY.

OH, DON'T LET ME
INTERRUPT, JANE.
\h\h\h\hTHAT'S ALL RIGHT, KAY.

THE CLASS IS OVER.
YOU MAY GO NOW, CHILDREN.

MAY I SHOW MOMMY
THE NEW STEP YOU TAUGHT ME?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNOT NOW, DARLING.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBETTER WAIT TILL
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWE GET HOME, HMM?
IT'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.

LOOK.

\h\h\h\hTHAT WAS MARVELOUS, DARLING.
WAIT TILL I GET HOME
AND SHOW IT TO DADDY.

HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE
TO DO IT AS WELL AS YOU.

LO, GIRLS.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHELLO, LARRY.

HI, KAY.
MEET MR. CARSON'S
NEW CHAUFFEUR.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHAT'S WONDERFUL.
OH, LARRY,
I'M SO GLAD.

THAT CALLS FOR
A SPECIAL CELEBRATION.

\h\h\h\hHOW ABOUT YOU TWO
\h\h\h\hHAVING SUPPER WITH US?
THAT'D BE FINE, HUH?

I KNOW, LIVER AND ONIONS. SOLD.
THAT'S GREAT.
I'LL GET MY THINGS.

AND SHIRLEY.
NOW LOOK AT
WHAT I'VE GOT FOR YOU.

OOH. THANK YOU,
UNCLE LARRY.

NOW WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA GIVE ME?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA KISS.

COME ON, SWEET.
GET YOUR HAT AND COAT ON.

DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT
HER BIRTHDAY PARTY
TOMORROW NIGHT?

TRY AND KEEP ANYTHING
FROM THAT LITTLE MONKEY
WITH EDDIE AROUND.

TRIGGER STONE WAS RELEASED
FROM SING SING YESTERDAY.

THE WARDEN REPORTS HE WAS
HARD TO HANDLE UP THERE.

BRAGGED ABOUT WHAT HE'D DO
WHEN HE GOT OUT. BETTER KEEP
AN EYE ON HIM, BOYS.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHIYA, SARGE.
ANYTHING WE CAN
DO FOR YOU, WELCH?

NO, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
I CAN DO FOR THE DEPARTMENT.

T. THE CAPTAIN'S BUSY.
ME
WHEN HE KNOWS WHAT I GOT.

h\h\h\h\h\h\hHIYA, CAP.
[ Door Closes ]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHELLO.
WELL, I'M GONNA
GIVE YOU A BREAK.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH?
YOU EVER HEAR OF
THE STUART CARSONS?

. THEY LIVE ON PARK AVENUE.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h

h\h\h\hHE'S THEIR CHAUFFEUR.

HE'S OUT ON PAROLE.

WELL, HERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT THEM THAT YOU DON'T KNOW.

MEAN ABOUT ELLISON GETTING
SCOTT A JOB WITH THE CARSONS?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h

THERE YOU ARE. PLAIN AS
THE NOSE ON YOUR FACE. THEY GOT
SOMETHING UP THEIR SLEEVES.

- LISTEN, WELCH, THOSE BOYS
\h\hARE AS CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
- SURE THEY ARE.

EDDIE ELLISON'S BEEN OUT
SIX YEARS. HE'S STRICTLY
ON THE LEVEL.

GOT A SWELL WIFE
AND A CUTE LITTLE KID.

ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YOU'VE HOUNDED THOSE BOYS
ENOUGH.

YOU'VE HAD THEM FIRED
FROM JOBS, STOPPED THEM
FROM GETTING NEW ONES.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU LEAVE THEM ALONE.
ALL RIGHT. I WAS ONLY TRYING
TO GIVE YOU THE RIGHT STEER.

h\h\h\hTHANKS, WELCH.
\h\h\h\h\hWE APPRECIATE IT.

ANYTIME I CAN DO ANYTHING
FOR YOU, DON'T HESITATE
TO CALL.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ All Laughing ]
STILL TRYING TO
PROMOTE HIMSELF A JOB.

JUST THE SAME. WE BETTER
KEEP AN EYE ON SCOTT
AND ELLISON. NEVER CAN TELL.

ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN,
EIGHT, NINE, 10.

h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hREADY OR NOT,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI'M COMING.

[ Clears Throat ]

[ Snaps Fingers ]

WELL, SHE CERTAINLY
CAN HIDE BETTER THAN
ANYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD.

WELL, I WONDER
WHERE SHE CAN BE.

AH, NOW I'VE GOT YOU.

\h\h\h\hI DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS.
HERE I AM.

[ Laughs ]
OH, SO YOU THINK
YOU CAN WRESTLE, HUH?

WHERE ARE YOU?
WHERE ARE YOU?
NOW I'VE GOT YOU.

KNOW, I THINK I'M GONNA
SPANK YOU. NOW I'M GONNA
EAT YOU ALL UP.

WHAT A MEAL.
LOOK, LAMB'S LEG
AND PIG'S FEET AND DUCK'S NECK.

YOU'RE MY LITTLE LAMB,
LITTLE APPLE DUMPLING,
MY SUGAR-PIE AND I LOVE YOU.

YOU BIG BABY.
KEEPING HER AWAKE.

THERE, DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOW?
MOMMY'S ALWAYS RIGHT.

THERE, YOU SEE? YOU GET KISSED,
AND I GET SCOLDED.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH.

MMM.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hKISS DADDY GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT, MY LITTLE "G-NOM-E."
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI'M NOT A "G-NOM-E,"
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAM I, MOMMY?

NO, DARLING.
YOU'RE MOMMY'S LITTLE ELFIE.

THEN IF I'M AN ELFIE,
WHAT ARE YOU?

h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, I'M A--
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI'M A--
[ Eddie Laughing ]

GOOD NIGHT, DARLING.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGOOD NIGHT, MOMMY.

DADDY.

COME HERE.

TELL ME WHAT YOU BOUGHT ME
FOR A BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

OH, NO. THAT'S A SECRET.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWILL YOU TELL ME
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIF I GUESS?

MMM, WELL, MAYBE.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA PAIR OF ROLLER SKATES?

NO.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA DOLLHOUSE?

AW, DADDY. IF YOU TELL ME,
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA
GET YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.

OH, NO.
I WANNA BE SURPRISED.
\h\h\h\hWILL YOU TELL ME FOR A KISS?

WELL, THAT'S AWFUL TEMPTING,
BUT--
I BET I KNOW. A BALLET DRESS.

A BALLET DRESS. NOW, WHAT MADE
YOU THINK OF THAT?
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WANT MOST.

COME ON NOW,
YOU LITTLE "G-NOM-E."
YOU'VE GOTTA GO TO SLEEP.

[ Sing-Song ]
I'M GONNA GET A BALLET DRESS.
I'M GONNA GET A BALLET DRESS.

[ Sing-Song ]
DON'T TELL MOMMY I TOLD YOU.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI WON'T.

NOW, COME ON.
YOU SNAP THOSE EYES SHUT.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI WILL IF YOU
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSING TO ME.
ALL RIGHT.

♪ [ "Rock-A-Bye Baby" ]
[ Singing Along ]
♪ ROCK-A-BYE BABY ♪

♪ ON THE TREETOP
\h\hWHEN THE WIND BLOWS
\h\hTHE CRADLE WILL ROCK ♪

WHEN THE BOUGH BENDS
\h\hTHE CRADLE WILL FALL ♪

DOWN WILL COME BABY
\h\hCRADLE AND ALL ♪

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYIPPEE!
OH, NOW, COME ON, DARLING.
YOU GO TO SLEEP.

YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME
IN TROUBLE WITH YOUR MOTHER.
GOOD NIGHT NOW.

♪ [ Humming ]

HAVE YOU BEEN
IN THERE ALL THIS TIME?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hUH-HUH.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDID YOU TELL HER
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hABOUT HER PRESENT?
WHO, ME?

GEE, WON'T SHE
LOOK CUTE IN THAT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIT'S JUST DARLING.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIT COST AN AWFUL LOT.
WELL, IT'S FOR SHIRLEY,
ISN'T IT?

SHE ONLY HAS A BIRTHDAY
ONCE A YEAR.

\h\h\h\hEVERY DAY IS HER BIRTHDAY
\h\h\h\hWITH YOU.
AND WHY SHOULDN'T IT BE?

\h\h\h\hWE BETTER HIDE IT FROM HER.
SAY, HERE'S ANOTHER LITTLE
GADGET I BOUGHT FOR SHIRLEY.

h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHAT IS IT?

ON'T SEE A THING.
[ Eddie ]
NO, BUT WE DO.

[ Laughing ]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH, EDDIE,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU AND YOUR TRICKS.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE IT
TO THE BABY. YOU'RE MAKING HER
AS BAD AS YOU ARE.

- SAY, HOW ABOUT GOING TO
\h\hTHE MOVIES WITH US TONIGHT?
- OH, THANKS.

UT WE CAN'T LEAVE SHIRLEY.
- THEY'RE SHOWING 10,000 YEARS
\h\hIN SING SING

GEE, WHAT A LONG STRETCH.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHEY SAY
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIT'S AWFUL FUNNY.

NOT FOR MY DOUGH.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Laughs ]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, COME ON, JANE.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWE'LL BE LATE.
LARRY, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?

IF YOU MISS THREE OR FOUR YEARS,
IT DON'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ All Laugh ]

HAVE A GOOD TIME.
\h\h\h\hTHANKS. WELL, I'M SORRY
\h\h\h\hYOU WON'T COME WITH US.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSO LONG.
[ Together ]
GOOD-BYE.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHEY, LARRY?
YEAH?

WE GOTTA BE ON THE JOB EARLY.
STOP BY AND WE'LL DUNK
A COUPLE OF DOUGHNUTS.

RIGHT.
AND SAY, LET ME KNOW WHAT
THE GUY DID TO GET 10,000 YEARS.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSO LONG.
SO LONG.

♪ [ Piano: Classical ]

[ Man ]
GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY.

THE FIRST EXERCISE THIS MORNING
IS A SIMPLE ONE.

SS THE LEFT FOOT
IN FRONT OF THE RIGHT.

BEND THE TRUNK,
GRASP THE ANKLES
WITH BOTH HANDS.

DY? NOW, IN THIS POSITION,
MARCH EIGHT STEPS FORWARD
AND EIGHT STEPS BACKWARD.

DY? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

K, THREE, TWO, ONE.
FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE.

aughing ]
\h\h\h\h\hTHAT'S FINE.

HERE'S THE NEXT EXERCISE.
PLANT YOUR FEET ON THE FLOOR
18 INCHES APART.

D THE TRUNK FORWARD.
HANDS STRAIGHT DOWN.

NG YOUR ARMS UPWARD
AND LEAP ABOUT-FACE...

DING IN THE SAME POSITION
THAT YOU STARTED.

YOU READY?
ALL RIGHT, GO.

, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
\hONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
\hONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

iggling ]
\h\h\h\h\hTHAT'S SPLENDID.

NEXT ONE
IS EVEN MORE SIMPLE
THAN THE LAST ONE.

ND OPPOSITE A TABLE,
RIGHT FOOT ON THE FLOOR...

THE LEFT ON
THE TABLE.

BEND DOWN,
TOUCH THE LEFT KNEE
WITH THE FACE.

EAT FOUR TIMES.
ARE YOU READY?

RIGHT. ONE, TWO,
THREE, FOUR.

, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
\hONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

NE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHEW!
NOW, I KNOW
YOU FEEL BETTER.

NOW FOR
THE REDUCING EXERCISE.

SIT ON THE FLOOR.
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO ENJOY THIS.

SE THE BODY
SUPPORTING YOURSELVES
ON ARMS AND LEGS, KNEES BENT.

LEAP FORWARD,
GRASSHOPPER FASHION.

COUNTS AND REVERSE.
READY? GO.

, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX.

BACK, FIVE, FOUR, THREE,
TWO, ONE. THAT'S IT.

NOW SIT ERECT.
LET'S START THE DAY
WITH A GOOD, HEARTY LAUGH.

h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Laughing ]
[ Cuckoo Clock ]

MY GOODNESS.
I'LL BET DADDY ISN'T UP YET.

GO OUTSIDE
AND PLAY, DARLING.

COME ON, SLEEPING SICKNESS.
GET UP.

WHAT TIME IS IT?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHAT TIME
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDO YOU WANT?

IT'S TIME YOU WERE UP
OUT OF THAT BED.

I WASN'T SLEEPING.
\hI WAS THINKING.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHURRY UP. YOUR BREAKFAST
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWILL BE SPOILED.
OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

♪ [ Humming ]

♪ [ Whistling ]
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND THE HEAT OF
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHE EVENING TO YOU.
♪ [ Whistling ]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHEY, WHAT ARE YOU
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSO PLEASED ABOUT?
NOTHING IN PARTICULAR.

OH, DON'T TRY TO KID ME.
IT'S WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR
FACE. GO LOOK AT THE MIRROR.

[ Laughs ]
CONGRATULATIONS, LARRY.
SHE'S A GREAT GIRL.

YOU BET SHE IS.
AND SAY, WE'LL NEVER
BE ABLE TO THANK EDDIE ENOUGH...

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFOR GETTING THAT JOB
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFOR ME.
HE WAS ONLY TOO GLAD TO DO IT.

COME ON NOW. SIT DOWN
AND HAVE YOUR COFFEE.

AREN'T YOU WAITING FOR EDDIE?
\h\h\h\hI SHOULD WAIT
\h\h\h\hAND EAT A COLD BREAKFAST?

NOT FOR ANY HUSBAND.
SOMETIMES I GET SO IRRITATED,
I COULD GIVE HIM POISON.

YEAH, AND I GET SO MAD,
I COULD TAKE IT.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

HEAR YOU TWO IN THE MORNING,
YOU'D THINK YOU WERE READY TO
JUMP AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS.

IN THE MORNING?
WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE DAY?

WELL, I JUST HOPE
JANE AND ME GET ALONG
AS WELL AS YOU TWO.

YES, LARRY AND JANE
GOT ENGAGED LAST NIGHT.

WELL, I DON'T WHY
A FINE GIRL LIKE JANE
WANTS TO MARRY A MUG LIKE YOU.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, THANKS.
THE BRIDE ISN'T HERE, SO I MAY
AS WELL KISS THIS DUMMY.

[ Laughs ]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hEDDIE, GOT A CIGARETTE?

SURE. HERE.
HELP YOURSELF.

h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Loud Snap ]
[ Laughs ]

h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND I BIT FOR THAT.
[ Laughs Louder ]

EDDIE, WILL YOU EVER GROW UP?

THOSE ARE JUST FOR MOOCHERS.
HERE, HAVE ONE OF THESE.

SAY, DIDN'T YOU TELL ME LAST
NIGHT ABOUT SOME WORK YOU HAD
TO DO ON THE CAR THIS MORNING?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCOME ON. WE'LL BE LATE.
A FELLA NEVER GETS A CHANCE TO
GET ANY BREAKFAST AROUND HERE.

WELL, YOU OUGHTN'T
TO HAVE SO MUCH SLEEP
IN THE MORNING.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCOME ON.
BYE.

GOOD-BYE.

ELLO, SHIRLEY.
- HELLO, MR. O'HARA.

- SO, YOU'RE
\h\hEDDIE ELLISON'S KID?
- I'M NOT A KID. I'M A GIRL.

\h\h\h\hAND TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.
WELL.

IF I'D HAVE KNOWED IT,
I'D HAVE BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMY BIRTHDAY
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hISN'T OVER YET.
OH, ISN'T IT?

IT WON'T BE OVER
UNTIL AFTER THE PARTY.

DO YOU WANNA COME?
WE'RE HAVING ICE CREAM.

WELL, I DON'T LIKE ICE CREAM,
BUT MAYBE I'LL COME ANYWAY.

AND MAYBE YOU CAN BRING
THE PRESENT WITH YOU.

- THERE'S MY DADDY.
- [ Whispers ]
\h\hTRIGGER STONE.

SHIRLEY, COME HERE.
COME ON. RUN UP.
YOUR MOTHER WANTS YOU.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHY?
NEVER MIND.
GO AHEAD. SKIP.

DON'T FORGET
MY PRESENT, MISTER.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBYE, DADDY.
BYE.

SURPRISED TO SEE ME, HUH?
LISTEN, YOU GUYS, YOU GOTTA
HELP ME. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

\h\h\h\hWE CAN'T TALK HERE.
NO. COME ON.

\h\h\h\hI PULLED A JOB LAST NIGHT--
NOT SO LOUD.

I WANT YOU GUYS TO HELP ME
GET RID OF THE STUFF.

IT'LL BE A CINCH FOR YOU.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS
PEDDLE THE STUFF,
AND WE'LL SPLIT IT 50/50.

YOU GOT US WRONG, TRIGGER.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH.

THAT GOES FOR BOTH OF US.
I AIN'T ASKING YOU
TO DO NOTHING CROOKED.

ANY FENCE WILL GRAB WHAT I GOT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSURE AND ANY COP, TOO,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND US WITH IT.

NOTHIN' DOING. BESIDES,
IT AIN'T DOING US ANY GOOD
BEIN' SEEN WITH YOU.

NOW LAY OFF OF US,
AND DON'T HANG
AROUND HERE EITHER.

COME ON, LARRY.
WE'RE LATE.

DADDY, DON'T BE LATE
FOR MY PARTY.

I WON'T.

THINGS ARE GETTING
PRETTY HOT
AROUND PARK AVENUE.

\h\h\h\hTHERE WAS A JOB PULLED
\h\h\h\hAT 1170 LAST NIGHT.
THAT'S IN MY DISTRICT.

I WANT YOU TO HANDLE THE JOB.
THE STUART CARSON PEARLS WERE
STOLEN SHORTLY AFTER MIDNIGHT.

JUST THE KIND OF A JOB
THAT TRIGGER STONE WOULD PULL.
I WANT YOU TO ROUND HIM UP.

I'M SORRY, WELCH,
BUT WE PREFER NOT TO EMPLOY
MEN WHO USE YOUR TACTICS.

YEAH? I GET RESULTS,
DON'T I?

SAY, LISTEN, LAST NIGHT
THE STUART CARSON PEARLS
WERE STOLEN, WEREN'T THEY?

YOU'VE GOT A $50,000
INSURANCE POLICY ON 'EM.

ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME DANIELS,
GIVE ME A LITTLE AUTHORITY, I'LL
RECOVER THOSE IN THREE DAYS.

HAVE YOU GOT A LEAD?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHAVE I?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWAIT TILL YOU HEAR IT.

HUH. SAY, THAT REWARD
OF $5,000 IS PRACTICALLY
IN MY POCKET RIGHT NOW.

ARE YOU SURE ELLISON BROUGHT
THE CARSON'S CAR IN LATE
YESTERDAY AND MET HIS PAL HERE?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHAT'S RIGHT.
THEY DIDN'T COME BACK
LAST NIGHT?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNO.
YOU SURE OF THAT?
THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO KNOW.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGEE, YOU LOOK LIKE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA GENERAL.
NEVER MIND THE LOOKS.

DO YOU THINK I'LL BE ABLE
TO DRIVE THE CAR
TO SUIT MR. CARSON?

YOU DRIVE BETTER THAN
I DO NOW. GUESS YOU CAN
TAKE THE WHEEL TOMORROW.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHI, EDDIE.
WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE OLD SNOOPER HIMSELF.

ALL DRESSED UP IN HIS
TWO RUBBER HEELS. THAT MAKES
THREE OF YOU-- HEELS.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFUNNY FELLA, HUH?
SAY, ARE YOU HERE
ON BUSINESS OR PLEASURE?

PLEASURE. I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW GLAD I AM
TO SEE YOU BOYS AGAIN.

THAT'S TOO BAD WE HAVEN'T
THE DAY OFF. THEN WE COULD
TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE.

[ Laughs ]
THAT'D BE A PLEASURE.
WELL, SO LONG.

WE'VE GOT A VERY BUSY DAY
AHEAD OF US.
[ Both Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]

OH. IF WELCH'S BRAINS WERE
IN HIS FEET, HE MIGHT BE
ABLE TO THINK.

aughter Continues ]

I WISH I'D POKED HIM
IN THE NOSE, JUST FOR
OLD TIME'S SAKE.

TEN, YOU DID THAT ONCE.
NEXT TIME IT'S MY TURN.
[ Larry Laughs ]

OULDN'T HE LOVE TO
\h\hPUT THE HOOKS IN US AGAIN.

I WONDER IF HE'S GOT A JOB.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMAYBE SOMEBODY HIRED HIM
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hJUST FOR LAUGHS.

aughter ]

OW DOES THAT HALF-WIT
\h\hGET AWAY WITH HIS RACKET?

BUT I HOPE THAT'S
THE LAST WE EVER SEE OF
THAT UGLY PAN OF HIS.

H. UGLY IS RIGHT.

[ Chuckling ]
WELL, BOYS,
THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

[ Laughing ]

I WONDER WHAT
HE WANTS WITH THE BOSS?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI DON'T KNOW.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMAYBE WE MADE HIM SORE.
GEE, I GOT IT.

MAYBE HE'S GONNA TELL CARSON
WE WERE IN SING SING.

oorbell Buzzes ]

I'M SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR WELCH.
THE CARSONS ARE EXPECTING ME.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hVERY WELL, SIR.

HIYA, DANIELS.
[ Clears Throat ]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hANYTHING NEW?
FLANNIGAN'S IN THERE.
HE'S COVERED ALL THE SERVANTS.

\h\h\h\hHUH. BARKING UP
\h\h\h\hTHE WRONG TREE AS USUAL, EH?
HOW ABOUT THE CHAUFFEURS?

[ Chuckles ]
THEY JUST DROPPED ME OFF HERE.
HAVE THE BUTLER BRING 'EM IN.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRIGHT.

RIGHT.

HOW ARE YOU,
MR. AND MRS. CARSON?

I'M THE SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR
FROM THE INSURANCE COMPANY.

MRS. CARSON, DON'T YOU WORRY.
YOU'LL SOON BE WEARING
YOUR PEARLS AGAIN.

- HAVE YOU FOUND THEM?
- NO. BUT I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR
\h\hCHAUFFEURS ARE MIXED UP IN IT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
THEY'RE SUCH NICE-LOOKING BOYS.

YEAH, WELL YOU CAN'T GO
TOO MUCH ON LOOKS. THEY BOTH
GOT PRISON RECORDS.

WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL US THAT, MR. FLANNIGAN?

BECAUSE IF THEY'RE INNOCENT,
WHY PREJUDICE YOU AGAINST THEM?

\h\h\h\hHERE THEY ARE NOW.
WELL, I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE
WHEN YOU'RE QUESTIONING THEM.

elch ]
COME IN, BOYS.

MORNING, MR. CARSON.

I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU BOYS KNOW...

THERE WAS A PEARL NECKLACE
STOLEN FROM THIS HOUSE
LAST NIGHT?

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THAT?

\h\h\h\hWHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?
THIS IS THE FIRST
I'VE HEARD ABOUT IT.

YOU'RE NOT TRYING
TO PIN IT ON US
ARE YOU, WELCH?

\h\h\h\hNO. I'M JUST GONNA ASK YOU
\h\h\h\hA FEW QUESTIONS, THAT'S ALL.
SURE. GO AHEAD.

WHERE DID YOU GO
AFTER YOU LEFT
THE GARAGE LAST NIGHT?

I WENT RIGHT HOME,
AND AFTER DINNER,
MY WIFE AND I WENT TO BED.

\h\h\h\hANYBODY WITH YOU?
NO.

WHERE DID YOU GO?
\h\h\h\hI WENT TO THE MOVIES
\h\h\h\hWITH MY GIRL.

h\hWHAT WAS THE NAME
\h\h\hOF THE PICTURE?
10,000 YEARS IN SING SING.

\h\h\h\hYOU OUGHTA SEE IT.
\h\h\h\hTHE CROOK WAS A REAL GUY.
YEAH, A REGULAR FELLA.

I'LL CHECK YOUR ALIBIS LATER.

WANNA ASK 'EM ANYTHING ELSE,
MR. FLANNIGAN?

NO. I THINK YOU'VE MORE THAN
COVERED THE GROUND, MR. WELCH.

GOOD DAY, MR. CARSON.
WE'LL KEEP IN TOUCH WITH YOU.
\h\h\h\hTHANK YOU, MR. FLANNIGAN.

DON'T WORRY, MR. CARSON.
WE WON'T OVERLOOK ANYTHING.

I'M SURE YOU WON'T, MR. WELCH.
WHY DIDN'T YOU BOYS TELL ME
THAT YOU'D BEEN IN PRISON?

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHY,
MR. CARSON.

BECAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOLD
AN EMPLOYER ABOUT OUR JAIL
RECORD, WE DIDN'T GET THE JOB.

SO AFTER A FEW TOUGH BREAKS,
WE DECIDED NOT TO SAY
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

BUT WE'VE BEEN GOING STRAIGHT,
AND THAT'S ON THE LEVEL.

I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T TRUST
MY JUDGMENT.

BUT UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
I CAN'T VERY WELL KEEP YOU.

WELL, I'M SORRY
YOU FEEL THAT WAY
ABOUT IT, MR. CARSON,

BUT I-I GUESS...

WE UNDERSTAND.

\h\h\h\hGOOD-BYE, SIR.
MR. SIMPSON WILL SEND YOU
YOUR CHECKS.

YES, SIR.

MOST UNFORTUNATE
THIS HAD TO HAPPEN.

MR. CARSON, FROM NOW ON, EVERY
MOVE THESE BOYS MAKE WILL BE
WATCHED BY ONE OF MY MEN.

JUST LEAVE IT TO ME.
SO LONG.

SO LONG, JENKINS.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGOOD-BYE, EDDIE.

COME ON. QUIT WORRYING,
WILL YOU? THIS AIN'T
THE ONLY JOB IN TOWN.

I WASN'T THINKING OF THE JOB.
\hI WAS THINKING OF WELCH.

T BIRD HAS GOT
SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE.

AW, SOMETIMES I WONDER
IF GOING STRAIGHT REALLY PAYS.

\h\h\h\hHEY, CUT OUT
\h\h\h\hTHAT KIND OF TALK, WILL YOU?
BUT WHAT'LL JANE THINK?

SHE'S A HUNDRED PERCENT
FOR YOU.

SHE WOULDN'T THINK ANYTHING
AGAINST YOU ANY MORE THAN
KAY WOULD DOUBT ME.

WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL 'EM
ANYTHING TONIGHT THOUGH.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHY NOT?
I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING
SPOIL SHIRLEY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
\h\h\hHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR SHIRLEY
\h\h\hHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYIPPEE!
[ Laughing ]

COME ON, EDDIE. SPEECH.
COME ON. MAKE A SPEECH.

SPEECH?

UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

HEIRS AND HEIRESSES--
\h\h\h\h[ Laughter ]

THIS IS INDEED
AN UNEXPECTED HONOR.

AND WHEN AN UNEXPECTED HONOR
IS THRUST UPON ONE,

IT IS, UH-- IT IS...
AN UNEXPECTED HONOR.

ER, UH--
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU BETTER READ IT,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDADDY.

\h\h\h\h[ Laughter ]
YEAH.

I BETTER READ IT.

[ Laughter ]

AND NOW A SPEECH
FROM SHIRLEY.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH, YES. FROM SHIRLEY.

UP YOU GO.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Clears Throat ]

I WANNA THANK EVERYBODY
FOR THE PRESENTS YOU GAVE ME.
VERY, VERY MUCH.

AND I HOPE SOMEDAY WHEN IT'S
YOUR BIRTHDAY THAT I CAN
GIVE THEM ALL BACK TO YOU.

[ Laughter ]

NOW THAT YOU FOLKS HAVE HEARD
TWO OF THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS
AFTER-DINNER SPEAKERS,

WE'RE GONNA PROCEED
WITH THE ENTERTAINMENT.

LARRY, STRIKE UP THE BAND.
YOU ALL FOLLOW ME.

♪ [ Lively ]

PARTY'S STILL GOING ON, EH?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH, THEY SEEM TO BE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHAVING A GOOD TIME.

WELL, LET 'EM CELEBRATE TONIGHT.
IT'LL BE MY PARTY
TOMORROW NIGHT. YOU JUST--

\h\h\h\hLEAVE IT TO YOU.
\h\h\h\hI KNOW.
YEAH.

\h\h\h\hGOOD EVENING, MR. FLANNIGAN.
GOOD EVENING,
MR. WELCH.

NICE FELLA, FLANNIGAN.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU SAID IT.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
YOUR ATTENTION THIS WAY.

AT GREAT EXPENSE, WE HAVE
SUCCEEDED IN IMPORTING, FOR
THE FIRST TIME ON ANY ROOF...

AND FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT,

THAT FAMOUS STAR,
MADEMOISELLE SHIRLEY ELLISON.

[ Intro ]
[ Guests Clapping ]

[ Dramatic ]

[ Lively ]

♪ NEVER LIKED A COPYCAT
\h\hOR THE THINGS THEY DO ♪

♪ BUT IT SEEMS THAT YOU
\h\hMUST HAVE CHANGED MY MIND ♪

ME?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYES, YOU.

♪ I BECAME A COPYCAT
\h\hAND I LOVE IT TOO ♪

♪ ALL THE THINGS YOU GO FOR ♪

♪ ARE THE THINGS I GO FOR ♪

♪ I LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE
\h\hBEANS AND OYSTER STEW ♪

♪ AND I LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE
\h\hON ACCOUNT I LOVE YOU ♪

♪ I GO WHERE YOU GO
\h\hANYPLACE'LL DO ♪

♪ AND I'LL GO WHERE YOU GO
\h\hON ACCOUNT I LOVE YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE MY CHOCOLATE SUNDAE
\h\h\hYOU'RE MY SUGAR BUN ♪

♪ APPLE PIE AND LOLLIPOP
\h\hALL ROLLED INTO ONE ♪

♪ I SAY WHAT YOU SAY
\h\hEVEN BLACK IS BLUE ♪

♪ AND I'LL SAY WHAT YOU SAY
\h\hON ACCOUNT OF I LOVE YOU ♪

uests Clapping ]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDADDY.

aughter ]
T YOU LIKE
\h\hBEANS AND OYSTER STEW ♪

♪ AND I LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE
\h\hON ACCOUNT OF I LOVE YOU ♪

♪ I'LL GO WHERE YOU GO ♪

♪ ANYPLACE WILL DO ♪

♪ AND I'LL GO WHERE YOU GO
\h\hON ACCOUNT OF I LOVE YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE MY CHOCOLATE SUNDAE
\h\hAND MY SUGAR BUN ♪

♪ APPLE PIE AND LOLLIPOP
\h\hALL ROLLED INTO ONE ♪

♪ I'LL SAY WHAT YOU SAY ♪

\h\h\h\h[ High-pitched Voice ]
\h\h\h\h♪ EVEN BLACK IS BLUE ♪
[ Mouthing Words ]

♪ AND I'LL SAY WHAT YOU SAY
\h\hON ACCOUNT OF I LOVE YOU ♪

COME ON, DADDY.

NO, WAIT, DADDY.

♪ ON ACCOUNT OF I LOVE YOU ♪

aughter, Applause ]

COME ON, BABY.
TAKE A BOW.

[ Lively, Faint ]

♪ [ Continues ]

[ Man ] STATION M.T.R.
YOUR ANNOUNCER INK RIGLEY
AND NEWS FLASHES OF THE DAY.

WALL STREET, STOCKS RALLIED
STRONGLY AT THE CLOSE.

\h\h\h\hTOO BAD
\h\h\h\hOUR BROKER SOLD US OUT.
[ Laughs ]

ENT CRIME WAVE SPURS POLICE
TO GREATER ACTIVITY.

FIFTH AVENUE RESIDENCE
OF MR. AND MRS. JOSEPH CARSON
WAS ROBBED LAST NIGHT.

EARL NECKLACE VALUED
AT $50,000 WAS STOLEN. POLICE
BELIEVE IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB.

NATIONAL INSURANCE COMPANY
HAS OFFERED A AWARD
OF $5,000 FOR THE RECOVERY.

COME ON, DARLING.
IT'S BEDTIME.

BUT, MOMMY,
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
CAN'T I STAY UP?

BUT, DARLING, YOU HAVE
STAYED UP. IT'S PAST 9:00.
COME ON. COME ON, JANE.

WELL, IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH,

BUT, COME ON,
LET'S GO DOWN AND EXPLAIN.

JUST A MINUTE, JANE.
I'M GOING TO PUT SHIRLEY
TO BED. COME ON, SWEET.

MOMMY,
I HAD THE BEST TIME.

THAT'S GOOD, DEAR.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMOMMY?
YES, DEAR?

IS ANYTHING WRONG?

WHY NO, DEAR.
WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT?

WELL, I CAN TELL
WHEN YOU'RE WORRIED.

YOU LOOK SICK,
AND WHEN YOU LOOK THAT WAY,
IT MAKES ME WANNA CRY.

WHY, NO, DEAR.
THERE'S NOTHING TO CRY ABOUT.
WHY, EVERYBODY HAD A FINE TIME.

LET ME SEE YOU SMILE.
COME ON. COME ON.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCOME ON.
[ Laughs ]
THERE. HOW'S THAT?

FINE.

WHERE'S KAY?
\h\h\h\hSHE'S JUST
\h\h\h\hPUTTING SHIRLEY TO BED.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHAT'S HAPPENED?
WELL, THE BREADWINNERS
HAVE STOPPED WINNING.

YEAH. LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE IN FOR A LITTLE VACATION.

\h\h\h\hYOU MEAN
\h\h\h\h\hYOU WERE DISCHARGED?
WELL, NOT EXACTLY.

WE WERE CANNED.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHY, THEY CAN'T
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLET YOU OUT FOR NOTHING.
NO. I KNOW THEY CAN'T.

BUT THEY DID.
WELCH SAW TO THAT.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHO'S WELCH?
HE'S AN OLD FRIEND
OF OURS.

WILL YOU EXCUSE US
FOR A MINUTE?
I WANNA TALK TO EDDIE ALONE.

NOW LISTEN, EDDIE. WHEN WE
WERE MARRIED, WE SAID WE'D GO
50/50 ON EVERYTHING, DIDN'T WE?

MM-HMM.
\h\h\h\hWELL, THAT MEANT JOY
\h\h\h\hAND TROUBLE TOO.

YOU ALWAYS LET ME IN ON
THE JOY, NOW WHY NOT
THE TROUBLE?

THERE'S NOTHING MORE
TO TELL.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hEDDIE, LOOK AT ME.

DID LARRY HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH THIS?
\h\h\h\hNO.

WELL, THEN WE HAVEN'T
A THING TO WORRY ABOUT.

OH, NO.
NOT A THING... EXCEPT WELCH.

HE'D LIKE NOTHING BETTER
THAN TO SEND US BOTH UP AGAIN.

I'M NOT WORRIED EXACTLY,
BUT IT'S GETTING MY GOAT.

OH, EDDIE, BE YOURSELF.

IT'S NOT ME I'M THINKING ABOUT.
\hIT'S YOU AND SHIRLEY.

WELL, EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER,
HAVEN'T WE?

YEAH, BUT I GUESS
THERE GOES THAT
LITTLE HOUSE UP IN YONKERS.

ANOTHER YEAR,
AND WE COULD'VE
SAVED ENOUGH TO GET IT.

WELL, YOU'LL GET ANOTHER JOB,
AND MAYBE A BETTER ONE.

IT'S NOT SO EASY
FOR A FELLA WITH A RECORD.

NOW COME ON, HONEY.
DON'T LET IT GET YOU DOWN.

REMEMBER,
IT'S MY FIGHT TOO.

FEEL BETTER NOW,
DON'T YOU?
OH, THAT'S THE STUFF.

HOW COULD I FEEL BAD
WITH YOU AROUND?

WHY, YOU'RE A SWEETHEART,
A WIFE AND A MOTHER
ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.

A FELLA COULDN'T MISS OUT
WITH A PAL LIKE YOU.

HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WHY, YOU'RE CRYING.

NO, I'M NOT. I--
[ Laughs ]
THERE.

THAT'S RIGHT. NOW IT AIN'T
GONNA RAIN NO MORE.

I WONDER WHY WELCH
IS GIVING US
THE ABSENT TREATMENT.

arry ]
THE SUSPENSE IS DRIVING ME NUTS.
I WISH HE'D GET IT OVER WITH.

OH, NOW FORGET
ABOUT WELCH, WILL YOU?

WE'RE GOING ON ABOUT
OUR BUSINESS JUST AS IF
NOTHING HAD HAPPENED,

WHICH MEANS I'VE GOT TO
BUY SHIRLEY A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.

THAT CHILD IS
DEATH ON SHOES.

NOW LOOK. YOU TWO BOYS
GIVE THE WANT AD COLUMN
YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.

YOUR TURN NOW, SHIRLEY.

\h\h\h\h[ All Laughing ]
WE'LL TRY SOME MORE
AFTER SCHOOL.

COME ON, SUZANNE.
BYE.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGOOD-BYE.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMRS. O'BRIEN.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMRS. O'BRIEN.
YES, DARLING?

- NEXT YEAR
\h\hI'M GOING TO SCHOOL.
- [ Chuckles ] BLESS YOUR HEART.

GOOD MORNING,
MRS. ELLISON.
\h\h\h\hGOOD MORNING, MRS. O'BRIEN.

WHERE YOU GOING, MOMMY?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSHOPPING.

MAY I GO WITH YOU?
\h\h\h\hNO, SWEETHEART.
\h\h\h\hYOU STAY HERE AND PLAY, HMM?

\h\h\h\hBUT DON'T GO AWAY
\h\h\h\hFROM THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE.
ALL RIGHT. I WON'T, MOMMY.

HELLO THERE.
IS YOUR FATHER AT HOME?

HE'S UPSTAIRS.
\hHE'S HAVING BREAKFAST.

WHY DIDN'T YOU COME
TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?

I COULDN'T MAKE IT, KID.
COME HERE.

LOOK, I BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT.
TAKE 'EM UPSTAIRS
AND PLAY WITH 'EM.

BUT DON'T LOSE 'EM.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH, THANKS, MISTER.

THIS ONE SOUNDS GREAT.
"WANTED: EXPERT
\hAUTOMOBILE MECHANIC.

"OWNER OF GARAGE OFFERS
\hBRIGHT YOUNG MAN
\hEXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY...

\h\h\h\hTO SHARE IN QUICK PROFITS."
WELL, THAT'S US.

WAIT A MINUTE.
"ONLY $500 CAPITAL NECESSARY."

I KNEW THERE WAS
A CATCH IN IT SOMEWHERE.
\h\h\h\hYOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT I GOT.

DON'T BOTHER ME.
I'M BUSY.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBUT, DADDY--

RUN ALONG.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBUT I WANNA PLAY
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHIDE-AND-SEEK.

I'VE NO TIME FOR GAMES.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI'LL HIDE IT,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND YOU FIND IT.

"WANTED, SALESMAN TO SELL
\hPOPULAR NOVELTY ARTICLE.
\hNO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.

SALARY AND COMMISSION."
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

h\h\h\h\h\h\hDON'T PEEK, DADDY.
"NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY."

HEY, WE MIGHT TRY THIS ONE.
"BE A DENTIST.
\hSALARY WHILE LEARNING.

ACME TOOTH CORPORATION."
\h\h\h\hTHERE WAS ONE IN HERE ABOUT
\h\h\h\hA BOND SALESMAN. I SAW IT--

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI SEE WE HAVE COMPANY.
STILL BOUNCING AROUND
ON YOUR RUBBER HEELS, HUH?

WELL, IT'S CERTAINLY NICE
TO SEE YOU TWO BIRDS TOGETHER
TALKING THINGS OVER.

FIGURE YOU CAN
KNOCK US BOTH OFF
WITH ONE STONE.

QUIT STALLING.
I'M HERE TO FIND OUT
ABOUT THOSE PEARLS.

\h\h\h\hWHAT DO YOU WANT TO
\h\h\h\hFIND OUT ABOUT 'EM?
WHERE ARE THEY?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI DON'T KNOW.
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.

DON'T MAKE HIM LAUGH.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDON'T MAKE HIM LAUGH.

THOSE PEARLS
HAVEN'T BEEN PAWNED.

THE NECKLACE HASN'T GOT WINGS.
THERE'S ONLY ONE ANSWER,
AND IT'S RIGHT HERE.

IF YOU FEEL LIKE THAT ABOUT IT,
START FRISKING LARRY AND ME.
\h\h\h\hALL RIGHT. I WILL.

NO, I'M TOO WISE
TO YOU.

HA. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE IT
ON YOU. WHAT KIND OF A SAP
DO YOU THINK I AM?

I DON'T KNOW. WHAT KIND
OF A SAP ARE YOU?

NOW LET'S SEE. IF I WAS
IN YOUR SPOT, I WONDER WHERE
I'D HIDE THAT NECKLACE.

LET ME SEE.
MAYBE YOU'D SWALLOW IT.

[ Both Laugh ]

[ Laughing ]

EAD IN POPULAR MECHANICS
EWING 'EM UNDER THEIR SKIN.

ddie ] THAT'D BE
ALL RIGHT IF WE WERE ZULUS.
[ Both Laugh ]

NTED: BOND SALESMAN.
\hMUST BE A COLLEGE GRADUATE."

T LETS US OUT,
UNLESS SING SING'S A COLLEGE.

E'S ONE FOR WELCH.

LESMAN COVERING INDIANA,
\hMICHIGAN AND ILLINOIS...

R LINE OF INFANTS'
\hHAND-CROCHETED UNDERWEAR.

oth Laugh ]
"ON COMMISSION BASIS.

EGHENY HAND-CROCHET."
[ Larry ]
HERE'S ONE.

LDER WANTED
\hFOR ORNAMENTAL WORK."

ddie ]
BUT YOU HAVE TO LEARN THAT,
I THINK.

HERE'S AN ALL-AROUND--
\h\h\h\hSO THAT'S WHERE
\h\h\h\hYOU BURIED 'EM, EH?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIS IT?
WHAT DOES THAT CROSS MEAN?

WELL, "X" MARKS THE SPOT
FOR THE DOGHOUSE TO PUT YOU
IN WHEN WE GET THE HOUSE.

[ Laughing ]

YOU REMEMBER, THAT'S THE HOUSE
I WAS GOING TO BUILD FOR KAY
TILL OUR FRIEND SPOILED IT.

ARIS IS A WONDERFUL PLACE.
- [ Hearty Laughter ]

- SO IT'S FUNNY, EH?
- YEAH.

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
BUT DON'T TELL MY WIFE I DID IT,
'CAUSE I'LL SQUEAL ON YOU.

WHERE DID YOU HIDE THOSE BEADS?
IF I KNEW, DO YOU THINK I'D BE
CHUMP ENOUGH TO TELL YOU?

h\h\hI'M GONNA GO OVER THIS HOUSE
\h\h\h\hWITH A FINE-TOOTH COMB.
DON'T LET ANYTHING BITE YOU.

DADDY, HAVE YOU FOUND THEM YET?

arry, Eddie Laughing ]

WELL.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHELLO, LITTLE GIRL.
WHO ARE YOU?

I'M A FRIEND
OF YOUR DAD'S.

SAY, HAVE YOU SEEN
A NICE, FANCY STRING
OF BEADS AROUND HERE?

ARE YOU PLAYING TOO?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHUH?

ARE YOU PLAYING TOO?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSURE.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI'M IN THE GAME.

WELL, GO AHEAD AND LOOK.
\h\h\h\h[ Chuckles ] YOU'RE A KIDDER
\h\h\h\hJUST LIKE YOUR DAD,

AREN'T YOU, KID?

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
I'M GONNA TELL MY MOMMY ON YOU.

I DON'T CARE WHO YOU TELL.

THAT'S NOT IN THE GAME, MISTER.
YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Exhales ]
[ Laughs ]

I LIKE YOU. YOU'RE
A VERY NICE LITTLE GIRL.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE GONNA
BECOME GREAT FRIENDS.

NOW LOOK HERE.
NOW YOU TELL ME WHERE
YOU HID THEM,

AND I'LL BUY YOU
A NICE BALL AND BAT.

- WHERE'S YOUR OTHER EYEGLASS?
- WHAT?

YOUR OTHER EYEGLASS.

HA. [ Forced Chuckle ]

OH, YOU WAIT.

YOUR FATHER DID THAT.
WAIT'LL I SEE HIM.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHAT'S IN THAT BOX?
I WON'T TELL YOU.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU GIVE ME THAT BOX.
I WILL NOT.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGIVE ME THAT.
I WON'T.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGIVE THE NICE MAN
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHE NICE BOX.
I WON'T.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI ONLY WANNA SEE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHAT'S INSIDE OF IT.
THERE'S NOTHING IN IT.

THERE IS TOO.
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
NOW GIVE ME THE BOX.

THAT'S THE GIRL.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Gasps ]
[ Laughs ]

\h\h\h\hTHAT DRAWING OF MINE
\h\h\h\hSURE BURNED HIM UP, HUH?
YEAH.

YOU GOT A MATCH?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH.

YOU KNOW, WELCH LEADS
WITH HIS CHIN EVERY TI--

SHIRLEY.
WHAT THE--

I KNOW.
[ Snaps Fingers ]
TRIGGER.

AH.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHERE. Y-YOU TAKE 'EM.
I DON'T WANT 'EM.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHERE!
WELL-WELL,
WHAT'LL I DO WITH THEM?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPUT 'EM IN YOUR POCKET.
I GOT A HOLE
IN MY POCKET.

DON'T STAND THERE HOLDING 'EM
ALL DAY. WELCH SEES THEM,
IT'S CURTAINS FOR THE TWO OF US.

OH, BOY.
THESE ARE GETTING HOT ALREADY.
WE GOT TO GET THEM UNDERCOVER.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH. I KNOW. THE RADIO.
NO. THAT'S THE FIRST PLACE
HE'D LOOK.

YEAH, YEAH. I GOT IT.
THE COFFEEPOT. HE'D NEVER LOOK
IN THE SAME PLACE TWICE.

TH-TH-THERE.
NOW SIT DOWN.

BE CALM, COOL.
ACT NATURAL. L-LIKE ME.

♪ [ Humming ]

♪ [ Continues ]

NOW SEE HERE.
YOU FELLAS CAN MAKE
THIS SEARCH LONG AND TOUGH,

OR YOU CAN MAKE IT
SHORT AND SNAPPY.

\h\h\h\hWHICH IS IT GONNA BE?
WELL, WE'VE DONE EVERYTHING
WE COULD TO HELP YOU.

YEAH? WELL, MAYBE YOU THINK
YOU'RE PUTTING SOMETHING
OVER ON ME, BUT YOU'RE NOT.

♪ [ Whistling Nervously ]

♪ [ Humming ]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI THINK I'LL HAVE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA CUP OF COFFEE.
THAT'S COLD!

LET ME GET YOU SOME HOT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNO. I LIKE IT COLD.

DON'T DRINK THAT.
I MEAN, UH,
IT TASTES LIKE DISHWATER.

NOW, I'VE GOT SOME
VERY FINE 12% BEER.

DON'T BOTHER.
THIS'LL DO.

BESIDES,
I NEVER DRINK ON THE JOB.

DON'T DO THAT!
I MEAN, YOU'LL-YOU'LL
STIR UP THE GROUNDS.

THAT DON'T TASTE SO GOOD.

- YOU'RE RIGHT. IT DOES
\h\hTASTE LIKE DISHWATER.
- TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE READY.

DADDY HAS NO TIME
TO PLAY NOW, DEAR.

\h\h\h\hWELL, HURRY UP.
GOOD-BYE.

SAY, WHAT IS THIS?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHY, JUST A GAG.

SHIRLEY AND I
ARE ALWAYS PLAYING GAMES.
[ Chuckles Nervously ]

YEAH?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH.

WHERE DOES THAT DOOR
LEAD TO?
\h\h\h\hOH, THAT'S WHERE I SLEEP.

IT'S ONE OF
THE FINEST LITTLE ROOMS
YOU EVER SAW IN YOUR LIFE.

I'D JUST LOVE TO
SHOW IT TO YOU. NOW LOOK.

SO THIS IS YOUR BEDROOM?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH.

YEAH? WHAT'S THAT BUTTON FOR?
A SECRET PANEL?

h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNO. THAT'S THE BED.

[ Laughing ]

I'LL HAVE YOU UP
FOR MANSLAUGHTER.

\h\h\h\hHE'S GETTING WARM.
\h\h\h\h\hHE'S HOT.
HE'S COLD.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHE'S HOT.
[ Together ]
HE'S COLD.

IT'LL BE HOT FOR YOU BIRDS
WHEN I HANG THIS ONTO YOU.

WHERE DOES THAT DOOR LEAD TO?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTO THE BATHROOM.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWANNA TAKE A BATH?

[ Laughing ]

DADDY, YOU DIDN'T FOOL ME.
I GOT THE PRIZE.

[ Gasps ]
GET HER OUT OF HERE.

YEAH-YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
HERE'S THE PRIZE. GO AND BUY
YOURSELF SOME ICE CREAM.

GOODY-GOODY-GOODY.
YEAH. GOODY-GOODY.

YEAH. COME ON.

WHERE WE GONNA
HIDE 'EM NOW?

JUST THE THING.

THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
I KNEW WHAT A CARPET-SWEEPER
WAS FOR.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOPEN IT.
OPEN.

WHERE?
[ Cries Out ]

HERE, HERE.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hALL RIGHT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI GOT IT. HURRY UP.

♪ [ Whistling ]

OKAY. WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
GIVE IT TO ME.

HERE, HOLD THESE.
I'LL GET IT OPEN.

I GOT IT.
DROP 'EM IN THERE, QUICK.

NOW IF WE CAN ONLY HIDE
THIS CARPET-SWEEPER,
I KNOW WE'D BE SAFE.

YEAH, IF WE COULD
HIDE THE APARTMENT,
WELCH MIGHT QUIT HIS JOB.

OH, YEAH?
THEY'RE NOT IN THERE.
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNO. YOU CAN'T FOOL HIM.
NO. YOU CAN'T FOOL HIM.

MORNING, MR. ELLISON.
CAN I BORROW
YOUR CARPET-SWEEPER?

CAN YOU--
I'LL SAY YOU CAN, ANNA.

THANKS. I'LL BRING IT
RIGHT BACK.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHAT'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU KEEP IT
JUST AS LONG AS YOU WANT.

WELL, THIS IS ROUND ONE, BUT
DON'T EITHER ONE OF YOU BIRDS
THINK I'M THROUGH WITH YOU YET.

[ Laughing ]
HEY.

COME UP SOMETIME,
WE'LL PLAY "BUTTON, BUTTON,
WHO'S GOT THE BUTTON."

[ Laughing ]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHEW!
WHOO.

BOY, THAT WAS
A CLOSE--

GOOD MORNING, ANNIE.
ANYTHING NEW?

SAME OLD THING, MR. O'HARA.
NOTHIN' EVER HAPPENS
AROUND THIS PLACE.

GIVE ME A RIDE,
WILL YOU, ANNIE?

SURE. GET ON.

COME ON, MISTER.
YOU WANNA RIDE WITH ME?

I MIGHT BREAK IT. BESIDES,
\hI DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE.

YOU'RE NOT MUCH GOOD
AT PLAYIN' GAMES, ARE YOU?

ALL RIGHT, SHIRLEY,
GET OFF.

COME ON, KITTY.

\h\h\h\hSO YOU WORK HERE, HUH?
MM-HMM.

I'LL BET YOU'RE A WINNER
WHEN YOU'RE ALL DRESSED UP.

OH, GO ON WITH YOU.
[ Laughs ]

SAY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF
YOU HAPPENED TO COME ACROSS
A REAL PEARL NECKLACE?

YOU'D BE SURPRISED.
[ Laughs ]

WAIT A MINUTE, MRS. ELLISON.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

I'M NOT INTERESTED, MR. WELCH.
\h\h\h\hMAYBE YOU WILL BE WHEN
\h\h\h\hYOU KNOW YOU CAN HELP EDDIE.

[ Chuckles ]
THAT'S IT. I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE SENSIBLE.

NEVER MIND THAT.
WHAT ABOUT EDDIE?

WELL, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D LIKE TO SEE
EDDIE MAKING A LONG TRIP.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

NOW LISTEN.
CARSON WON'T PROSECUTE
IF HE GETS THOSE PEARLS BACK.

NOW I FIGURE THAT EDDIE'S
PROTECTING LARRY.

I WANT YOU TO GO TO LARRY
AND GET THOSE PEARLS.

TELL HIM THAT YOU'LL RETURN 'EM
WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

AND AFTER YOU GET 'EM, ALL YOU
GOTTA DO IS TO GIVE 'EM TO ME.

YEAH, AND YOU'LL COLLECT
THE REWARD AND SEND THEM
BOTH BACK TO PRISON.

NO, THANKS.
NOW GET THIS, MR. WELCH.

EDDIE AND LARRY
ARE BOTH RUNNING STRAIGHT.

I KNOW IT, YOU HEAR?
\hI KNOW IT.

AND YET WHAT DOES IT
GET THEM? YOU HOUND THEM
EVERY STEP THEY TAKE.

YOU PUT THEM OUT
OF ONE JOB AND KEEP THEM
FROM GETTING ANOTHER.

THOSE BOYS HAVEN'T DONE
ANYTHING WRONG, AND YOU'VE
GOT TO LET THEM ALONE!

NOW YOU GET OUT OF HERE!
GET OUT!

ARE YOU STILL HERE?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hUH-HUH.

WANT SOME OF MY ICE CREAM?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNO, THANKS.

OH, GO AHEAD.
I ATE THE OTHER ONE,

AND IF I FINISH THIS,
I'LL GET A TUMMY ACHE.

NO, THANKS. I'VE ALREADY
GOT A TUMMY ACHE.

ay ] OH, HOW AWFUL!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHOW DID SHIRLEY
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hEVER GET HOLD OF THEM?
THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHERE ARE THEY NOW?
[ Whispering ]
IN THE CARPET SWEEPER.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHAT? WELL, LET'S
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGET THE CARPET SWEEPER.
ANNIE'S GOT IT.

EY, EDDIE! I GOT IT BACK!
- [ Door Closes ]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHERE IT IS.
GIVE ME IT.

WE'VE GOT TO GET THEM
BACK TO MR. CARSON.
I KNOW HE'LL BELIEVE OUR STORY.

OH, WE'LL GET 'EM BACK.
JUST A MINUTE NOW.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOPEN IT THE WAY
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU DID BEFORE.
"OPEN IT THE WAY I DID--"

\h\h\h\hWHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?
\h\h\h\hKILL ME?
LEAVE ME ALONE!

\h\h\h\hIT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE!
WAIT A MINUTE.

[ Grunting ]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHIS THING IS HARDER
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHAN WELCH'S HEAD.
LET ME TRY IT.

NEED ANY HELP?

I'LL TAKE THAT.

WAIT A MINUTE.
OH, BOY, YOU WEREN'T GONNA
FOOL ME MUCH, WERE YOU?

THAT SWEEPER'S MINE.
I'VE GOT TO CLEAN UP THE MESS
YOU'VE MADE AROUND HERE.

\h\h\h\hGIVE ME THAT.
\h\h\h\h\hGIVE ME THAT SWEEPER!
HEY, HEY! LOOK OUT!

WHAT'S THE COMBINATION
OF THIS CRIB?

IT'S EMPTY.

NO FOOLING!

WELL, YOU WERE LOOKIN'
FOR DIRT, AND YOU FOUND IT.

[ All Laughing ]

YES? 48th PRECINCT,
McLANE SPEAKING.

WHAT? TRIGGER STONE?

YES, WE HAD HIM CORNERED,
BUT BEFORE WE COULD CLOSE IN,
HE WINGED DUGAN AND GOT AWAY.

ALL RIGHT. THE BOYS
WILL BE RIGHT OVER.

[ Jane ]
WE'VE JUST GOT TO FIND
THOSE PEARLS.

AND HOW. WELCH IS SURE
TO COME BACK HERE TONIGHT.

I'M READY TO GIVE UP.
WE'VE SEARCHED EVERYWHERE
IN THE HOUSE BUT HERE.

WELL, THEN LET'S GO THROUGH
EVERYTHING IN THIS CELLAR.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH, MRS. PERKINS?
OH, GOOD EVENING,
MRS. ELLISON.

GOOD EVENING.
HAS ANNIE COME BACK YET?

NO, MRS. ELLISON.
IT'S HER NIGHT OFF.

OH. THANKS.

ALL RIGHT, YOU.
LIFT 'EM UP.

KEEP 'EM UP. ONE PHONY MOVE,
AND I'LL LET YOU HAVE IT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPLENTY.

EVERY COP IN NEW YORK'S
LOOKIN' FOR ME.
I'M TRAPPED LIKE A RAT.

YEAH, THE RAT PART'S RIGHT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSHUT UP!

KICK IN WITH THEM PEARLS.
ANOTHER KILLING MORE OR LESS
DON'T MEAN NOTHIN' TO ME.

Y'RE NOT HERE.
\h\h\h\h

- WELL, SHE HASN'T GOT 'EM,
\h\hAND THAT'S ON THE LEVEL.
- DON'T KID ME.

[ Groans ]

I THINK WE'VE GOT HIM CORNERED.
HE'S SOMEWHERE IN THIS BLOCK.

WATCH YOUR STEP, FELLOWS.
REMEMBER HE'S A KILLER.

GAINES, YOU AND BAGNALL
TAKE SEVENTH AVENUE.

CONSELMAN, YOU GO
AROUND THE OTHER WAY.

BUTCHER, YOU TAKE THE ALLEY.
I'LL WATCH THIS STREET.

TY, KITTY, KITTY!

OH, MY BEADS!

DADDY, I FOUND THEM!

DADDY, I FOUND THEM!

DADDY, I FOUND THEM.

lattering ]

DADDY!

HEY, MISTER,
YOUR BEADS WERE LOST,
BUT I FOUND THEM.

THAT'S FINE.
YOU'RE A SMART LITTLE GIRL.
NOW GO ON, CUT ME LOOSE.

ARE YOU PLAYING
THE GAME TOO?

OF COURSE I AM.
YOUR OLD MAN TIED ME UP.
LET'S YOU AND ME FOOL HIM.

DO YOU THINK
THAT WOULD BE FAIR?

WHY, SURE IT WOULD.
IT'LL BE A BIG JOKE, AND
WE'LL ALL BUST LAUGHIN'.

NOW, GO ON. GET SOMETHING
AND CUT ME LOOSE.

HEY, NOT THAT!
GET A KNIFE.

T'S IT. THAT'S THE TICKET.

NOW THERE.

THAT'S IT. NOW COME ON.

[ Mutters ]
TAKE IT EASY.

- I AM.
- [ Nervous Chuckle ]

HEY, LISTEN. WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'LL CUT MY HEAD OFF.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHAT'S ALL RIGHT.
WELL, NOW LOOK OUT.

\h\h\h\hWHERE ARE YOU HEADED FOR?
I GOT TRIGGER STONE TIED UP
IN THE APARTMENT. COME ON!

WON'T YOUR DAD BE SURPRISED
WHEN HE FINDS OUT I'M GONE?

YOU SAID HE'D BUST LAUGHIN'.

HE SURE WILL. I LEFT MY HAT
IN THE OTHER ROOM.

HEY, MISTER,
YOU GAVE ME THOSE BEADS!
\h\h\h\hGET AWAY, YOU LITTLE BRAT!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU GAVE ME THOSE BEADS
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFOR MY BIRTHDAY!
YOUR BIRTHDAY'S OVER.

HE GAVE THE PEARLS TO SHIRLEY.
THAT'S WHY HE CAME BACK. HURRY!

hirley ]
YOU BAD MAN!
GIVE ME BACK THOSE BEADS!

h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSHIRLEY!
YOU GIVE ME THOSE BEADS,
\hYOU BAD MAN!

GIVE ME THOSE BEADS,
WILL YA! GIVE ME 'EM!

HEY, MISTER!

EDDIE, WHAT'S HAPPENED?
\hEDDIE, WHAT'S HAPPENED?

MY! DADDY!
\h\h\h\hhHE'S GOT SHIRLEY!

YOU GIVE ME THOSE BEADS!

\h\h\h\hMOMMY! DADDY!
\h\h\h\hHE'S HURTING ME!
SHUT UP!

HELP! DADDY! MOMMY!

HELP! DADDY! MOMMY!
[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

- DON'T BE A FOOL!
\h\hYOU HAVEN'T GOT A GUN!
- DADDY, HE'S HURTING ME!

TAKE CARE OF YOUR WIFE.

DON'T SHOOT! HE'S USING
SHIRLEY AS A SHIELD!

DDIE, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

[ Screams ]
DADDY!

Screaming Continues ]
\h\hHELP! MOMMY! DADDY!
- [ Police Whistle Blows ]

[ Screams ]

[ Excited Chattering ]

hirley Screams ]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hEDDIE, WHAT ARE WE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGONNA DO?
THE ROOF! COME ON!

WHAT'S THE MATTER, EDDIE?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTRIGGER'S GOT SHIRLEY
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hON THE ROOF! COME ON.

ELP! HELP!
- [ Police Whistle Blows ]

h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHELP! DADDY!
[ Whistle Blows ]

MY!

\h\h\h\hYOU STAY HERE.
SHIRLEY!

STAY IN HERE! LARRY,
KEEP THE GIRLS HERE.

DON'T LET TRIGGER
GET OUT THIS WAY.

ELP! MOMMY!
- SHIRLEY! LET ME GO!

WANT MY BABY! SHIRLEY!

ADDY! OW!
s ]

IE! EDDIE!
OH, HE SHOT HIM!

LET ME GO! I WANT MY BABY!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOUT THERE, KAY.

ANT MY BABY!
LET ME GO!

olice Whistles, Gunshots ]

[ Screaming ]
HELP! MOMMY! DADDY!

ay ]
MY BABY! LET ME GO!

ANT MY BABY!
HE'S GONNA HURT HER!

- [ Excited Chattering ]
- HEY, WHO ARE YOU?

I'M INSPECTOR WELCH FROM
THE NATIONAL INSURANCE COMPANY.
\h\h\h\hOH, OKAY.

olice Whistle Blows ]

hirley Screams ]

P! HELP! HELP!
[ Screams ]

ay ]
SHIRLEY! SHIRLEY!

MOMMY!
[ Screaming ]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Grunts ]
WAIT A MINUTE, DADDY.

- MY BABY!
- YOU BAD MAN!

HERE'S THE BEADS, DADDY!

SHIRLEY! SHIRLEY, MY BABY!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMOMMY, MOMMY!
OH, MOMMY'S DARLING.
MOMMY'S BABY.

OH, EDDIE, EDDIE,
ARE YOU BADLY HURT?

NO, IT'S ONLY A SCRATCH.
\h\h\h\hLOOK, DADDY AND MOMMY.
\h\h\h\hI GOT THE BEADS.

[ Laughs ]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTAKE CHARGE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOF HIM, BOYS.

WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL.
JUST AS I THOUGHT.

THEY WERE HERE
ALL THE TIME.

YOU DIDN'T FOOL ME
FOR A MINUTE. NONE OF YOU.

ALL RIGHT, FLANNIGAN. I'LL
HANDLE THIS FROM NOW ON.

OH, NO, YOU WON'T!

FROM NOW ON, YOU BOYS HAVE
GOT NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT.

YOU'LL GET YOUR JOBS BACK,
AND WELCH'LL NEVER
BOTHER YOU AGAIN.

AND AS FOR YOU, MISS,
YOU GET THE $5,000 REWARD.

- DO I GET THE BEADS TOO?
- [ All Laughing ]

WAIT A MINUTE. I'M NOT
GONNA STAND FOR THIS.

OH, YOU WON'T? WELL, NOW YOU
LISTEN TO ME, YOU BIG PHONY!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWAIT A MINUTE.

I GOT A NOTION TO RUN YOU IN
FOR INTERFERING WITH AN OFFICER!

NOW WAIT A MINUTE!
WAIT A MINUTE--

[ All Laughing ]