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Step forward and look at the camera.
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♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪
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♪ can take your life and change direction! ♪
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- Sync and corrected by TheDelta -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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So, this is jail.
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It's not so bad.
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Steel benches...
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Concrete floors.
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There's a toilet in the corner.
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Somebody get me out of here!
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Riley, oh my God!
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daddy's okay sweetie,
he's just stuck in a very large crib.
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Riley, you're not going to believe this...
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We're in jail!
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And I can't believe you all managed to
get yourselves arrested on Halloween.
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Tell the police I want to cut them a deal.
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Okay, I'll give them names,
numbers, addresses.
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I'll wear a wire, anything, please!
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Somebody shut the little
one up before I shiv him.
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Riley, please, just work your legal
magic and get us all out of here.
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I'm sorry, but no amount of lawyering
will make any of this go away.
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Assaulting a police officer...
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Resisting arrest...
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Indecent exposure...
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And Mrs. Wheeler...
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Murder? Seriously?
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Not my best day.
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Riley, I know it sounds bad,
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but please, just hear us out?
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I can explain everything.
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I'm listening.
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It all started this morning.
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You know, you were there.
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Okay. As long as we stay on track,
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I think we can meet all of
our Halloween party goals.
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Tucker, costume check?
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Oh, well, much like the ladies,
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all we gotta do is pick them up.
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Ben, tickets?
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Got 'em.
You guys, they made me sign a waiver.
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Because we could die.
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Isn't that awesome?
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No, just sounds like another
lame Halloween party to me.
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Oh, no, no, no, it's not just a party.
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It's the single greatest
event this city has ever seen.
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Yeah, it's at a club downtown.
There's gonna be two dj's.
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Just in case one of them dies.
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Girls in sexy outfits.
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A costume contest.
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Oh, and did I mention girls in sexy outfits?
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You guys, I think something's
wrong with your garbage disposal.
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Oh my God!
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- I say we roll into the party 30 minutes late.
- Yeah.
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Okay, that was perfect.
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How could you not freak out?
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Riley, don't you know by now,
you can't prank the wheelers?
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The kings of Halloween.
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Yeah,
history would prove we are unprank-able,
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except for that time that Uncle ned got us
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and we wound up in Mexico, but...
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That was less of a prank
and more of a kidnapping.
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Need I remind you of the
wasabi toothpaste incident,
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the bleeding doorbell,
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or the exploding night light?
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It took two months for
eyebrows to grow back.
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Well then, can we call a truce, please?
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May I extend an olive branch?
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Banana smoothie?
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Oh, that's so sweet of you, Riley.
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Uh, hey, do you mind taking the first sip?
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Seriously, Ben?
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You think I'm gonna try to prank you
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right after I just agreed not to prank you?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Fine.
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Mmm.
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See?
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Absolutely just...
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Oh my God, oh my God, my lips are burning!
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Ding dong, the witch ain't dead!
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What up, boos?
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Hey, mom. What is all that stuff?
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Emma's goldilocks needs her three
bears for trick-or-treating tonight.
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Large, medium...
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And Tucker.
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Do you ever worry that one of these days,
a house is gonna fall on you?
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Mom, I'm not actually taking
Emma trick-or-treating.
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She has no idea what it is.
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Right, Emma?
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See? No idea.
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Well, I would love to take Emma tonight,
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but I have a very important meeting
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with a sex God named "Javier."
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Come on, guys!
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Javier is this international
hottie that I met online.
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And we have been sending the most
romantic emails for the last six months.
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He's in town for one night.
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And I'm having him over
so we can finally meet.
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Well, don't you want to
meet this guy somewhere in
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public before committing
to an evening with him?
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yeah, but that kills the mystery.
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He's a random guy from the Internet.
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What would you rather have killed,
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the mystery, or you?
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You know,
I've never said to you before Riley, but...
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You may not be wrong.
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You know what?
I'll pre-screen him at the bar.
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Ooh, Halloween donut.
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Yeah, I got freaky-fritters,
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Boston screams.
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Yum, this is delicious.
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I should not have done that.
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- Probably not.
- Nope.
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Gotcha!
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- Every time.
- Gotcha!
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Tucker, you get the costumes?
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Don't worry Pirate Wheeler,
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I even ordered you a fake
leg to store beer in.
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Ooh, a keg-leg, all right.
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What are you going as tonight?
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A superhero.
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I was gonna go as Dracula,
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but I accidentally
swallowed my vampire teeth.
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Now I'm scared to go to the bathroom.
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Well, I'll tell you what's scary.
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Your mom and her
international man of mystery.
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I mean, what do we even know about this guy?
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Bonnie, I had a great time.
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I still don't understand how a beautiful,
blonde,
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35-year-old,
successful businesswoman is single.
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You seem too good to be true.
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So do you,
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but I'm not asking a lot of questions.
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See you tonight, Javier.
Here's a little preview.
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Ha-ha!
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Still got it.
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And if you're lucky, you will too.
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Yeah... I don't know what that means.
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Mrs. Wheeler.
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Not to be a downer,
but are you sure you can trust this guy?
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Oh, Riley, don't be jealous.
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It's not a good color on you.
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Also, that color's not a good color on you.
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Besides, I totally checked him out.
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It's just I worry about you.
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You're like the big sister
I always wished I had.
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Aww, thanks, Riley.
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- To us?
- To us.
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Oh, I love your shoes!
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Thank you so much.
I know, I got them on sale.
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Did you really?
They're so cute with those things.
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- Yeah.
- Oh my God!
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Oh my God, my gums are melting!
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Ugh, what did you put in this?
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To tonight!
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Tonight!
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It's gonna be the best Halloween ever!
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Worst Halloween ever.
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I can't believe they canceled the party.
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Just like that, Halloween is ruined.
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Well, look on the bright side.
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You know, now we can all hang out
together and take Emma trick-or-treating.
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What?
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Riley, you can't replace something
awesome with something awe-less.
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It's simple physics.
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But you wouldn't understand since
you didn't already have plans.
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Right, loser implied.
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Exactly.
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Okay, I could have plans if I wanted to.
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In fact, I just got invited to a huge
party downtown by a girl I work with.
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But partying with a bunch of drunken,
half-naked women
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isn't really my idea of a good time.
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But it's my idea of a good time.
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Take me, take me!
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It's really not that kind of a party.
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But, I will see you guys tonight.
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Oh, yay. This is gonna be so fun.
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Wait, somebody go after her!
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She's like an all-access pass to hotness.
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Nobody move. Nobody move.
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Look what she left behind, her phone!
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Come on, come on, come on...
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Yes, address and everything!
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Oh, I forgot my phone.
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Yeah, here it is in my hand. How convenient.
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- Oh thank you so much.
- Yeah, cool, see you later.
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Great shirt, love your pants, all right.
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Gentlemen,
let's lock and load and hit the road.
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Let's kick the tires and light the fires.
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Let's have some fun and...
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Argh.
Sorry, I didn't know we were each doing one.
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It's okay, man.
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We never should have gone to that party.
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Oh, by the way, we went to your party.
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Guys.
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I hold in my hand the key
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to a night of "hello, how are you?"
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And a morning of
"what do you want for breakfast?"
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One superhero.
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Sweet! Oh, this is the only night of
the year where a man can wear tights
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and not be totally embarrassed.
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Wow, you're gonna look so pretty.
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No! No, no, no, no, no. What is happening?
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Tucker,
why the hell am I attracted to my costume?
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Wait, there must have been some
sort of mix-up at the store.
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How did this happen? What did you tell them?
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I told them I wanted
the costumes to be sexy.
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Why would you say that?
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I don't know.
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Dude, we're supposed to
wear costumes to that party.
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What are we going to do now?
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Well, I guess we're just
gonna have to grin and bear it.
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That's your last one of those, okay?
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Why? Can't bear to hear my comedy?
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Beary's take a brief paws.
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Now remember Emma,
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the trick is for you to stay quiet,
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so grandma gets a treat.
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Well, hello little boy.
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Would you like some candy?
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By the way, tonight my name is Candy.
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That's good because I
got a giant sweet tooth.
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Is this the only exit?
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Well, there's a fire escape,
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but you gotta get past me.
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Does anyone else know I'm here?
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Just everyone following Bonnie-Gets-Some
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I may have pre-bragged a little.
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I told you I'm working late tonight.
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No, no, no, no, calm down.
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Of course I love you.
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My boss.
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We're very close.
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Now, where were we, eh?
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Hello!
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One Bo peep, looking for her sheep.
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Emma-a-a-a-a-a!
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Who are you?
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Who is she?
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Just some desperate girl trying to
sex it up in an inappropriate costume.
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I mean, come on.
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Uh, are the guys ready?
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We're taking Emma trick-or-treating.
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Sorry, Bo,
it looks like you lost your peeps.
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They left about 20 minutes
ago for some party,
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but feel free to take Emma
and scra-a-a-a-a-a-am.
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A party?
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Why wouldn't they invite me?
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Well, probably because they would have
to admit that they found your phone
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and stole the address and
are totally crashing it.
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Why would they do that?
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The bigger question is,
why are you still here?
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Hello!
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Party... pooper...
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But it's not a Halloween party.
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It's a bachelorette party.
257
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Okay, so just be cool...
258
00:12:03,798 --> 00:12:05,065
And...
259
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:08,435
Oh my God, we must have died
in the taxi and this is heaven.
260
00:12:09,671 --> 00:12:11,639
I knew God was a dude.
261
00:12:13,408 --> 00:12:14,475
Hey, I'm Heidi,
262
00:12:14,509 --> 00:12:16,243
I was getting worried you wouldn't show.
263
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,447
Not exactly the sexiest costumes...
264
00:12:20,482 --> 00:12:22,116
But I guess you'll do.
265
00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:24,051
Oh, sorry, there was a mix-up at the...
266
00:12:24,085 --> 00:12:25,252
Well, wait, how did you know we were coming?
267
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,920
You're the strippers, aren't you?
268
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,922
I'm sorry, there must be a slight mix-up.
269
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,991
We're not actually strippers...
270
00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:33,093
We're also not actually bears.
271
00:12:34,729 --> 00:12:35,896
I'm Tucker Dobbs.
272
00:12:35,930 --> 00:12:38,766
And I think you'll find me just right.
273
00:12:41,336 --> 00:12:43,604
Um, would it be cool if we
stayed and partied anyway?
274
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,239
Um, no.
275
00:12:45,273 --> 00:12:47,341
If you're not stripping, you need to leave.
276
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,176
But if we strip, we stay?
277
00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:50,477
Ya-huh.
278
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,147
Guys, quick bear huddle.
279
00:12:53,181 --> 00:12:56,083
We did not come all this way to go home now.
280
00:12:56,117 --> 00:12:57,217
- Nope.
- I think we can do this.
281
00:12:57,252 --> 00:12:58,952
- So do I.
- Okay, we in?
282
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,721
Oh, we in.
283
00:13:00,755 --> 00:13:02,690
Danny? Danny? Danny!
284
00:13:05,927 --> 00:13:07,628
Dude, wait for us!
285
00:13:11,694 --> 00:13:13,228
Javier.
286
00:13:13,262 --> 00:13:16,097
Come sit down next to nurse Bonnie.
287
00:13:16,132 --> 00:13:18,133
Take your shirt off and
I'll take your temperature.
288
00:13:19,302 --> 00:13:20,302
I thought I heard something.
289
00:13:20,336 --> 00:13:21,603
Did you hear something?
290
00:13:21,637 --> 00:13:24,940
Just the sound of my youth ticking
away if we don't get to this.
291
00:13:27,844 --> 00:13:29,010
That must be my boss again.
292
00:13:29,045 --> 00:13:30,011
He's very demanding.
293
00:13:31,814 --> 00:13:33,648
He's also very pretty.
294
00:13:33,683 --> 00:13:35,684
And a woman, hmm?
295
00:13:35,718 --> 00:13:40,489
Hey, listen Javier.
I wasn't born mañana, okay?
296
00:13:40,523 --> 00:13:42,491
All right, the nervous pacing,
297
00:13:42,525 --> 00:13:43,525
checking the exits,
298
00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:45,494
mysterious phone calls from lady friends.
299
00:13:45,528 --> 00:13:49,231
And the most suspicious thing of all...
300
00:13:49,265 --> 00:13:51,233
Barely touching me.
301
00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:53,134
I'm beginning to think you're a liar.
302
00:13:53,169 --> 00:13:55,036
Please, I would never lie to you.
303
00:13:55,071 --> 00:13:56,738
Okay, you know what? We are done, all right?
304
00:13:56,772 --> 00:13:58,740
Habla adios my friend
305
00:13:58,774 --> 00:14:01,109
there are plenty more of
you where that came from.
306
00:14:01,143 --> 00:14:03,845
You're not the only weirdo
I've been emailing with.
307
00:14:04,847 --> 00:14:05,981
Oh God.
308
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,684
How dare you!
309
00:14:13,456 --> 00:14:14,456
Hi.
310
00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:17,292
Hey, Javier, I think your boss is here.
311
00:14:23,266 --> 00:14:25,367
Keep it simple, follow my lead,
312
00:14:25,401 --> 00:14:27,302
and don't ask why I know how to do this.
313
00:15:20,856 --> 00:15:22,624
Oh no, the cops.
314
00:15:22,658 --> 00:15:25,427
They're not real cops.
They must be the real strippers.
315
00:15:25,461 --> 00:15:27,462
Ladies, I hate to be the bad guy here,
316
00:15:27,496 --> 00:15:29,230
but we need to shut this party down.
317
00:15:30,499 --> 00:15:33,969
Hey, buddy, isn't the cop
stripper outfit a little cliche?
318
00:15:34,003 --> 00:15:36,104
Look, we can either do this the easy way
319
00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:37,172
or the hard way.
320
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,611
Dude, we used that line a half-an-hour ago.
321
00:15:42,645 --> 00:15:43,912
We're not strippers.
322
00:15:43,946 --> 00:15:46,915
Uh, oh yeah, I think the cheap
breakaway pants say otherwise.
323
00:15:46,949 --> 00:15:48,369
Right.
324
00:15:49,268 --> 00:15:54,372
- One more time.
- You're not strippers, are you?
325
00:15:54,406 --> 00:15:57,175
No. And you're under arrest.
326
00:15:57,209 --> 00:15:59,177
Run for it!
327
00:16:03,081 --> 00:16:05,650
Guys, guys, guys!
328
00:16:05,684 --> 00:16:07,018
Either get some subtitles,
329
00:16:07,586 --> 00:16:09,687
or get out!
330
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:14,759
I'm just gonna go out in the hallway
331
00:16:14,793 --> 00:16:17,628
and let you two lovebirds settle this alone.
332
00:16:17,663 --> 00:16:19,564
You know, feel free to break anything,
333
00:16:19,598 --> 00:16:21,232
I don't live here.
334
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:26,370
Not my best date.
335
00:16:26,405 --> 00:16:29,407
But sadly, not my worst.
336
00:16:29,441 --> 00:16:32,076
Sofia, no!
337
00:16:34,112 --> 00:16:35,813
Aah, oh my God!
338
00:16:37,115 --> 00:16:38,816
Oh my God!
339
00:16:38,850 --> 00:16:40,685
Oh God.
340
00:16:40,719 --> 00:16:42,520
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
341
00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:47,758
Hurry, call the police!
342
00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:53,531
No, no, no, no, no,
you're making a big mistake.
343
00:16:53,565 --> 00:16:54,665
You got the wrong girl.
344
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,234
Okay, please don't do this.
345
00:16:56,268 --> 00:16:59,237
I'll never make it in prison. I'm too cute!
346
00:16:59,271 --> 00:17:01,372
I am a respected, registered nurse!
347
00:17:01,406 --> 00:17:04,108
I am due in the O.R. this evening!
348
00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:08,279
That's how it all went down.
349
00:17:08,313 --> 00:17:10,214
You see, Riley?
We're all completely innocent.
350
00:17:10,749 --> 00:17:12,750
No, none of you are innocent.
351
00:17:12,784 --> 00:17:15,553
They're pressing charges and you're
all going to be arraigned tomorrow.
352
00:17:15,587 --> 00:17:17,855
- What?!
- God, I can't believe this is happening.
353
00:17:17,889 --> 00:17:19,090
I should've just listened to mom
354
00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:21,492
and taken Emma trick-or-treating
like a responsible dad.
355
00:17:21,526 --> 00:17:22,760
I'm such an idiot.
356
00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:24,729
Sorry, bro, I blame myself.
357
00:17:24,763 --> 00:17:26,397
Yeah, I blame Danny, too.
358
00:17:26,431 --> 00:17:28,232
I'm actually in the Ben's-an-idiot camp.
359
00:17:29,234 --> 00:17:30,301
Riley, what can we do?
360
00:17:30,335 --> 00:17:34,305
I'm sorry,
there's nothing that you can do...
361
00:17:34,339 --> 00:17:36,207
Except maybe call me...
362
00:17:36,241 --> 00:17:38,142
The queen of Halloween!
363
00:17:39,878 --> 00:17:41,145
Oh, oh, you guys look confused.
364
00:17:41,179 --> 00:17:42,847
Perhaps I can explain.
365
00:17:42,881 --> 00:17:46,751
Last Halloween, as the paramedics
were ungluing me from my bike,
366
00:17:46,785 --> 00:17:47,818
I thought to myself,
367
00:17:47,886 --> 00:17:49,987
"Riley,
you need to plan the prank of a lifetime
368
00:17:50,022 --> 00:17:52,523
that will even the score once and for all."
369
00:17:52,557 --> 00:17:53,791
Oh, still confused?
370
00:17:53,825 --> 00:17:56,527
Well, she played the part of Heidi,
371
00:17:56,561 --> 00:18:00,464
give it up for my manicurist, Tracy!
372
00:18:00,499 --> 00:18:03,200
- What?
- Whoa!
373
00:18:03,235 --> 00:18:04,602
The officers that arrested you boys?
374
00:18:04,636 --> 00:18:08,139
My friends from the courthouse,
Rick and Charlie!
375
00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:09,473
- What?
- No way.
376
00:18:09,508 --> 00:18:12,209
Whoa, man, she really got you idiots.
377
00:18:12,244 --> 00:18:14,211
I got you too, Mrs. Wheeler.
378
00:18:14,246 --> 00:18:17,214
He played the part of the philandering,
international sleazeball,
379
00:18:17,249 --> 00:18:20,151
let's hear it for my dry
cleaner and wannabe-actor,
380
00:18:20,185 --> 00:18:21,852
Javier!
381
00:18:21,887 --> 00:18:23,688
I kept his real name. I liked it.
382
00:18:23,722 --> 00:18:24,789
Please, Mrs. Wheeler...
383
00:18:24,823 --> 00:18:26,290
And last, but not least,
384
00:18:26,325 --> 00:18:30,594
you know her as Sofia, the jealous
housewife with a taste for murder,
385
00:18:30,629 --> 00:18:32,697
let's hear it for my downstairs neighbor,
386
00:18:32,731 --> 00:18:34,765
say hi, to Judy!
387
00:18:36,435 --> 00:18:37,735
I don't even speak Spanish.
388
00:18:39,338 --> 00:18:41,205
The six months of emails from Javier?
389
00:18:41,239 --> 00:18:42,306
Ah, yeah, that was me.
390
00:18:42,341 --> 00:18:44,208
The invitation to the
world's greatest party?
391
00:18:44,242 --> 00:18:45,343
Yup, me too.
392
00:18:45,377 --> 00:18:47,278
The costume screwup, the bachelorette party?
393
00:18:47,312 --> 00:18:48,279
The stripping?
394
00:18:48,313 --> 00:18:50,014
Me, me, me!
395
00:18:50,048 --> 00:18:53,150
In fact,
the answer to all of your questions is me.
396
00:18:53,185 --> 00:18:56,253
All a part of my grand scheme
to get you Wheeler's back.
397
00:18:56,288 --> 00:18:58,789
But I'm not a Wheeler!
398
00:18:58,824 --> 00:19:00,157
Collateral damage, my friend.
399
00:19:00,192 --> 00:19:01,792
Collateral damage.
400
00:19:01,827 --> 00:19:05,996
And all I can say now is I got you good!
Yes!
401
00:19:06,031 --> 00:19:07,898
So, we're not actually arrested?
402
00:19:07,933 --> 00:19:09,567
Free to go.
403
00:19:11,803 --> 00:19:14,572
Emma. Hi, sweetie.
404
00:19:14,606 --> 00:19:17,441
Next year I promise it's just you and me,
kiddo, okay?
405
00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:20,745
I can't believe I traded my shoes for soap.
406
00:19:20,779 --> 00:19:22,580
I can't believe I sent you those pictures.
407
00:19:22,614 --> 00:19:25,416
Yeah, neither can I.
408
00:19:27,285 --> 00:19:29,320
You know, Riley,
I didn't think you had it in you.
409
00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:30,488
But you didn't win.
410
00:19:30,522 --> 00:19:32,089
Sure I did!
411
00:19:32,124 --> 00:19:34,425
There is no way any of you saw that coming.
412
00:19:34,459 --> 00:19:35,459
Wait for it.
413
00:19:35,527 --> 00:19:37,294
Oh God.
414
00:19:37,329 --> 00:19:39,296
Did somebody put itching powder in my bra?
415
00:19:39,331 --> 00:19:40,331
No Riley.
416
00:19:40,365 --> 00:19:42,299
Somebody put itching
powder in all of your bras.
417
00:19:42,334 --> 00:19:43,367
Happy Halloween.
418
00:19:43,402 --> 00:19:45,102
Gotcha!
419
00:19:45,137 --> 00:19:47,104
No, no. No "gotcha."
420
00:19:47,139 --> 00:19:49,473
I just pulled off the greatest
prank in Halloween history.
421
00:19:49,508 --> 00:19:52,476
I win. Me. I'm the queen of Halloween.
422
00:19:52,511 --> 00:19:55,379
Enjoy your evening, your majesty.
423
00:19:57,416 --> 00:19:59,483
This took up a year of my life!
424
00:19:59,518 --> 00:20:01,185
Can I just have this one thing?
425
00:20:01,219 --> 00:20:02,319
You guys always win.
426
00:20:02,354 --> 00:20:04,355
I've got those pictures Mrs. Wheeler.
427
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:09,334
You know what, guys?
428
00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:11,201
Prison changes a man.
429
00:20:12,236 --> 00:20:14,904
I hope I can adjust to life on the outside.
430
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,941
I don't know. I made a lot of friends.
431
00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:20,777
That guy Frankie said I can
come back and see him any time.
432
00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:23,780
What's a conjugal visit, anyway?
433
00:20:25,816 --> 00:20:28,084
All right,
it's been a long day for all of us.
434
00:20:28,118 --> 00:20:29,953
Time for our little girl to go to bed.
435
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:31,087
Say good night, Emma.
436
00:20:31,121 --> 00:20:32,722
You look so cute.
437
00:20:32,756 --> 00:20:34,757
I love your flower.
438
00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:35,959
Oh yeah!
439
00:20:35,993 --> 00:20:39,128
In the face!
440
00:20:39,163 --> 00:20:40,964
You gotta train 'em young.
441
00:20:42,099 --> 00:20:44,033
Squirting flower, genius.
442
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,868
I rented a warehouse!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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