All language subtitles for All Creatures Great And Small - 04x02 - Barks And Bites.DVD-Rip .English

Over here, Mr. herriot.

Mr. hawley.

Listen, mom,

is that a magpie?

No darling, that's a pee-wit.

Listen, what's that?

Leave that dog alone!
- He's hurting it, mommy.

You clear off. Go on.

This is private property.

Get out of it.

Clear off!

Go on.

I've never seen aught like it.

How long has she been like this?

Must be two hours since.

I'm not sure about this.

No scour, no pneumonia,

I don't understand.

It'll be pretty bad then.

Well, I can't be certain yet.

Look, I'll tell you what,

I'll get my partner to call
round as soon as possible.

That'll be Mr. farnon.
- That's right, Mr. siegfried.

You keep her warm, Mr. hawley,
and don't worry.

You busy, farnon?

Uh, well yes, in a way. Anything I can do?

Yes, I've got a job for you.

Oh, good.

I'll need you to go over to hull next Thursday.
- Hull?

This department has to send
a qualified vet over there

to supervise the loading of a cargo
of sheep bound for Russia.

Good lord, who's exporting British
sheep to the russkies?

A breeding consortium in the Midlands.

As you know, the regulations
are very strict

concerning the export of livestock.

What if I don't like the way the
russkies are doing things?

You stop the sailing.

Do I? What with, a machine gun?

No, no, you explain your objections
to your opposite number on board.

Soviet livestock ships usually
carry two vets.

To vet each other, politically, no doubt.

Oh, I don't think that's
an awfully good idea.

Brother siegfried is not wildly
enthusiastic about the Soviet union.

Is he not?
- No, no, I'd rather take...

James herriot, the other partner,
if he's willing, of course.

Suit yourself.
Anyway, here are the details.

Next Thursday the 14th, berth number 6,

ship called the "maxim gorky" due
to sail at 5:00 P.M. all right?

Okay, Mr. Crawford, will do.

Oh, there is another matter.

Is it the sack?

Not quite yet, no.

It's more of a promotion for you, actually.
- Oh.

As a country vet you'll be
aware that some farmers,

especially up in your part of the world,

have been a bit slow to catch up
with some of the new methods.

If they're to build up their herds
and increase their output,

they're gonna need some help.
- So where do I come in?

The area authority, on my personal
recommendation, I may say,

has agreed to appoint you advisor to
the north riding of the county.

Good God.

Advisor on what?

He was like a madman,

shouting and raging and
pointing his gun at us.

Jimmy was absolutely terrified, so was I.

It sounds like Dobbs. That's the
stone cottage up on low fell?

Yes. Is he some sort of hermit?

It was an isolated wreck of
a place, absolute pigsty.

He was quite a distinguished looking--

looking though, tall, you know, gray hair.

No one knows much about him.
He never talks to anybody, he never goes into the pub.

Apparently he was a
prisoner with the japs.

He had a bad time and
it affected his mind.

Yes, well, all I can say
is that if Jimmy and I

hadn't made a run for it when
we did, we'd have been shot.

We might even have been killed.
As for that wretched dog...

That's a stray, completely wild,
appeared in the marketplace,

attacked and savaged a couple dogs,
then two men managed to net it.

How do you know?
- Siegfried. They sent for him to put it down.

Dobbs came forward and offered it a home.
- Dobbs?

Seems to have taken on
something, doesn't he?

He certainly has.

There. Stopped practicing.
I knew he would.

I'm not surprised. How can he
concentrate with that noise?

I'll put a stop to it. It's
time Rosie was in bed.

Jimmy?

There was a man going to shoot
us today. I was scared.

Yes, I know. Mommy told me.

I don't suppose he meant to hurt anybody,

he just wanted to-- to frighten
you, that's all.

He doesn't want anybody
intruding on his life.

He's what we call a hermit,
likes to live by himself.

Rosie's come to say goodnight.
- Oh, right.

Don't be long, will you? She's very tired.

Come on, you, I'm going
to cut your toenails.

Mom.
- Yes, they'll only make holes in your socks.

That's a big yawn. I can see your epiglottis
- What's my epiglosis?

Your epiglottis is that funny thing
dangling down at the back.

Listen, Rosie, how would you like to
come with me on my rounds tomorrow?

You can open the gates for
me and you can explain

where I'm supposed to go,
what I'm supposed to do.

Daddy, can I? Oh, please.

If you're a good girl and you
go to bed and go to sleep,

I'll think about it.

I'm asleep now, look.

You go to bed, you monster.

Keep to your left.
A bit more to your right.

Slow down a bit. Night.

Good morning, Mrs. whithorn.

Ruffles, no! You're not to--

quiet now, you two. Don't be naughty now.

Muffles, will you stop it?

Dear, they're so pleased to see you.

There then, come along, my
darling, come to daddy.

It's only Mr. farnon,

my precious one, there.

Isn't it funny the way they always
welcome you so lovingly

and then try to stop you from leaving?

It's very flattering.

Come on!

Right then, which one needs attention?

Oh, it's ruffles. Come along, ruffy.

Tell Mr. farnon what's the matter then.

There's nothing the matter with his teeth.

Oh dear, did he catch you with them?

Catch me?
He bit me through my trouser leg.

Doubtless I shall survive.

All right then, ruffles,
what's the matter?

Oh, it's his front paw, the right one.

Oh, he's in such agony.

Poor little chap.

All right then, ruffles,

let's have a look--

do be careful, Mr. farnon. I
think you're hurting him.

He's very nervous. Aren't you, dear?

Let's have a look, ah yes, I see...

Well, that's nothing more

than a perfectly harmless
little digital cyst.

You can bathe that in hot
water until it bursts.

That is unless he bursts it himself

by nibbling at it.

But hot water will hasten the process.

Can't you give him anything
to relieve the pain?

Not really, no.

But I'm going to give him
a shot of antibiotic,

in case of infection.

There we are.

Here we are, my friend. That's you done.

I'll look in tomorrow

and give him another shot

and so on for the next day or two.

Please, don't bother to see me out.

I can find my own way.

Here you are, darling. What
do you think of those?

What are they?
- Ideas for a new bathroom.

A new bathroom? For here?
- Hmm-mm, yeah.

But, James, I thought we...

I thought we were going to save
up for a house of our own.

That's out of the question.
You know it is.

If we can't afford a smaller house to
ourselves, why do we need another bathroom?

Why spend money on somebody else's house?

We are expecting a new resident.
Have you forgotten?

No, I hadn't.

Calum Buchanan queuing
outside the bathroom

every morning with you and the kids?

How much will a new bathroom cost?

Plumbing to reach up to the attic...

We'll use the box room, just about
big enough for a bath and a loo.

How much will it cost?

Quite. Could always try and
sell that second ring.

Well, darling, it's got to be done.

I suppose so, it's just... never mind.

Right, it's gonna be a bit
sore for a couple of days,

but he should soon get better,

as long as he doesn't
chew this bandage off.

You'll have to keep a close eye on that.

There we are. Shh, all right.

Should be much more comfortable now.
- Thank you.

Thank you, bye-bye.
- Bye-bye,

siegfried: Goodbye.

Hello, tris.
- What are you doing here?

The min. Of ag. And fish.
Finally thrown you out?

On the contrary, gentlemen,
you see before you

the official ministry of agriculture
and fisheries'

sterility advisory officer for
the north riding of Yorkshire.

Ooh.
- Just say that again, slowly.

In simple terms, siegfried, they want me
to go around the area advising farmers

what to do if their bulls fail to
inseminate their cows properly

and produce substandard calves or no calves at all.
- Oh that.

I thought they'd solved that with
artificial insemination.

We have now. And I am to be

the north riding's consultant,
adviser and expert.

You, an expert on insemination?

That'll be a change.

Do you want to see your cow in
calf? Send for Tristan farnon,

the wonder vet who can bring about
a pregnancy in anything

from a Jersey cow to a jackal.

Calling all cows, treat yourself
to a test tube calf.

Let Tristan farnon succeed where
your bull has failed.

Who needs a stallion, when the man
from the ministry can do it?

It's not all that funny, you
know. This a.I. Business

could make a hell of a difference
to the nation's milk supply.

Of course, it could

and will, my dear man.

It's just the thought of you...

Teaching bulls to ejaculate.

Into an artificial vagina.

Oh, my dear brother.

When you've quite finished your
childish schoolboy ribaldry,

I should like to ask James a question.
- Oh, sorry, yes.

Are you free Thursday to come with me to hull?
- I could be. What for?

To supervise a shipment of
sheep to the Soviet union.

Ah--
- What?

Good heavens, from insemination
to indoctrination.

Tell me, Tristan, are they
going for a short spell

to have their tiny brains
washed or are they being

banished for life as undercover
agents for the min. Of ag.?

So it's my day to endure the barbed
wits of messrs. Herriot and farnon.

But I've got to go to hull anyway and
I'm not very keen to go alone.

All right, tris, I'll chance it.

Might as well end up in Siberia together.

That's a firm offer, is it, James?
- Da.

What?
- Da.

It's Russian for yes. Maybe you
should learn to say nyet.

Is that no?
- Da.

Oh God.

He'll never learn.

James, are these yours?
- Yes.

I found them on the desk.
- Sorry.

No, no, no, no.

If you and Helen think that
you need a second bathroom,

which I'm inclined to think you do now,

remember it's my place to pay
for it, this being my house.

Yes, I suppose so.
- Listen, I know that you two sometimes yearn

for a smaller house of your
own, away from the job.

Helen does. Mrs. greenlaw
keeps going on at her

about the joys of owning your own home, et cetera.
- Yes, but all the same,

with calum upstairs in that attic,

you won't be so tied to the
place, will you now?

I don't see what difference
that makes, siegfried.

All the difference in the
world, my dear James,

look, I'm going to install a telephone
extension up there,

so you and calum can work out a roster,

and then you can share the emergency
calls between you.

When it's calum's night on duty,

you can take Helen to the
cinema anytime you think.

What?
- When calum is on duty, you and Helen can listen

to your Wagner records undisturbed.

Good thinking, siegfried.

And I could use the proceeds
from that second ring

to pay for the new radiogram.

Radiogram? One of those big stand-up things?
- That's right.

Berrydale's are sending two
of their newest models over

later this morning for me to choose.
- That's splendid.

"Parsifal" will sound so much
better from a radiogram.

Exactly.
- Listen, wasn't it Bernard Shaw

who first made the British public

aware of the genius of Richard Wagner?

Yes, I believe it was, why?

Look, the old man's just broken his leg

"pruning an apple tree in his
garden at ayot St. Lawrence."

At his age?

He is 94! Dear God.

Trimming trees at 94?

I'd better get my skates--

what was I doing? Oh lord.

I'd better be off, siegfried.

You did say you'd be here for a
couple of hours, didn't you?

I'll be here till 11:00, yes,

then I've got to go and see bill hawley

about that cough of his that had you baffled.
- Ah.

Then I was trying to fit in old
dibble's donkey before that,

it's got the thrush again.

Why don't you talk to dibble
about George Bernard Shaw?

That will shut him up.

Morning-- Mr. casling?
- Morning.

Calf with a broken leg.

Aye, it's in t'field.

Right. Can I have a bucket
of water, lukewarm please?

Harold.

Fetch it to ground for Mr. herriot, lad.

Get its leg, luv.

It's this 'un, Mr. herriot.
- Right.

Cush then.

Cush, cush, cush.

Thanks. Could you hold onto
that for me, please?

Right.

Right, hold that,

thanks.

All right, all right.

Dibble: I'll tell you something else

about this old creature of mine.
You can give him a carrot,

cut up or whole. Missus brings him
out carrots from the house,

he just loves them.

Well, this donkey, he'll
refuse to eat anything

as long as you're stood by him.

But the minute your back's turned,

he'll wolf 'em up like he's
not been fed for a week.

I keep him in here while he's poorly.

As I say, he's been going
badly a week or two

and he's not found much grazing in
t'paddock, just that thistle.

And that weren't doing him
a right lot of good.

Mr. dibble,

would you mind holding his head?

A drop of rain wouldn't come amiss.

Ground's very dry and hard.
And talking of dry ground,

there's not a drop of water in
that pond down by the road.

I can't remember that dryin' up,

I were telling old Sam it must
be six, seven, eight...

Poor old thing.

Just like Bernard Shaw, eh?

Eh?

George Bernard Shaw,

he broke his leg too, yesterday.

Bernard Shaw did.

Who?
- George Bernard Shaw.

Does he live round here?

Well, no. No, not really.

Darrowby man?

No, he's Hertfordshire, actually

and London.

Casling: London?
- Hmm.

He'll not be in the farming line then?

No.

No, he's in the... the playwriting line.

He writes plays.

Oh, I see.

For the theater.

Right.

Leave that for a bit,

then you can let him up.

Right, lad. Go on.

Get him up. Go on. Get on, go on.

Good.

I'll be back in about a month
to get the plaster off.

All right.
- Aye, right.

Thank you. Bye.

And I hope your London friend's leg
mends all right, Mr. herriot.

The following evening,

councilor bateson come into
t'pub with his wife.

Started buying drinks all round,

you know, trying to get on terms with
all them that were in there.

He'd been criticized in the local press

for his attitude over that drainage.

He'd opposed it, see,
on the grounds of cost,

but most of the farmers up that way,

they reckoned they had a responsibility
to put it right.

I think they had as well.

I think it were council
blocked them drains...

Through there.

Is this the new radiogram?

Yes, darling. Three of them
for daddy to choose from.

Right. We'll just fetch the
other two in, madam.

Then we'll get them all
unwrapped and wired up.

Where are your power points?

Uh, there's one there and
there's one by the door.

Oh, they'll be all right.

Isn't it exciting?
- Kids: Yes.

I'd like you to get me a piece of
string, if you'd be so good.

String?

Yes. About that long.

Right, I'll get you some.

Now where did I...

That's on all right now.

Can I put my record on?

Yes, darling, of course you can.

It'll help us choose which one's best.

Where did I use it last?

♪ ...Over the hills and far away ♪

♪ over the hills and a great way off, the
wind shall blow my top-knot off... ♪

what do you think you're doing?
Take that record off at once.

Darling, we were just--

sorry.

Good afternoon.
- Afternoon, sir.

Hardly the best thing to judge
one of these things by.

All wired up now. They just want switching on.
- Ah good.

I'd like to start with a decent record.

Ah.

Start with that one, I think.
- Right you are, sir.

We'll go in the kitchen.

Yes, darling. Just while
daddy makes up his mind.

Come on.

Ah!

I've had hell of a job to find
a piece of string, Mr. farnon.

Is it too late? Is the calf
dead? Has he gone?

Gone? Good lord, no.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Lost a couple of...

Buttons at the last place.

Cow got her horn underneath them,

can't bear flapping clothes. There.

What about calf, Mr. farnon?

Oh, he's got...

Cerebral meningitis.

That's a brain disease.

Oh, he has, has he?

I'm gonna give him

an antibiotic injection.

That should do the trick.

Daddy's put the same piece
of music on six times.

I know, because he can't decide
which machine to buy.

How long will he be?
- I don't know.

Listen, it's stopped.

Helen?
- Yes?

Come in and bring the kids.

I've had a lot of trouble trying to decide
between that one and this one.

That one is incredibly expensive. This
one, in fact, is the cheapest.

But this one is marvelous.
It's got a wonderful tone.

It is £95, but to hell with it.

It's up to you, darling. It's your money

and clearly it's going to be your
radiogram. You must decide.

Right, I'll settle for this one, please.

Right you are, sir. Very good
choice if I may say so.

Fine machine that one. Won't
give you no trouble.

Good. Come on, let's have some lunch.

Won't be a second, darling.

I'm passing your door tomorrow,
so I'll look in.

Would you, Mr. farnon?

He might be a bit better by then.

That antibiotic injection
usually does the trick.

Shame he weren't cured with
a piece of string,

like I first thought it
were your intention.

That would have been a
miracle, Mr. hawley,

and I'm only a vet.

Stay in the car, Rosie.
- But daddy--

stay in the car.

Look, you're a great help and
I love having you with me,

but not here.

Afternoon, Mr. herriot.
- Hello, Mr. binns.

There she is, in t'fold.

Couldn't you have got her tied up?
- Nay, I'm short of room

and this 'un spends most of
her time on the moors.

All right.

Oh please, daddy.

Oh, all right. But you stay this
side of the fence, hmm?

Stand in the corner by
the gate, understood?

All right, daddy.
- That's my girl.

Can you hold her all right?

I think so. You'll find the place
at the end of her, back there.

How long has she had this, Mr. binns?

About two months now.

Keeps bustin' and fillin'
up over and over again.

It's an old wound and it's got infected.

There's a lot of dead tissue to
cut away before it can heal.

Rosie! Will you bring
scissors, cotton wool

and that bottle of peroxide
from the car, please?

By gaw, little lass knows her
way round tools, does she?

She doesn't know what everything is.

But for stuff I use regularly,
she's a marvel.

I'll get rid of that discharge
and disinfect the area...

It's a mess, Mr. binns.

Thanks, love.

Ooh, shh, it's all right. Sorry.

Right, that should do it.

Hold on to her, Mr. binns.

Mr. binns!

Come here, you devil.

Rosie!

Come here, you devil.

Can we go now, daddy?

Yes, Rosie, we're finished here.

Rosie?
- Yes, daddy?

Standing still when that cow
was coming towards you

was absolutely the right thing to do.

You were very brave, very sensible too.

Was I?

When a person stands still,

it's no threat, so the animal
doesn't get frightened.

So it leaves you alone. You will
always remember that, won't you?

Yes, daddy.

Good girl.

Mr. pinkerton?

Mr. pinkerton.

Good afternoon, Mr. pinkerton.

Oh, I say, what a fine looking fellow.

Come on now, come on.

Come on, good boy.

Let's get him up.

He likes going up, does he?
- That's a good boy.

Now then, old lad, what can we do for you?

He looks fit enough to me.

Aye, he's all right in hisself,
Mr. farnon, but...

But?
- Well you see...

I really don't know just how to put it.

He isn't quite right.

Is he ill?

Not ill exactly, no, it's just that--

come on, man, you must know
what's wrong with your dog.

Well, you see...

It's his pencil.

His pencil?
- Aye.

There's something the
matter with his pencil,

down there, if you get my meaning.

I don't see anything
unusual, do you, Helen?

No.
- Oh, there's something the matter.

Something coming out from his pencil.

You mean that little drop of seminal
fluid at the end of the prepuce?

Aye.
- That's nothing to worry about.

He's a fine, fit, healthy dog,
full of the joys of spring.

It's a kind of...

Overflow, you might say.

But if you like, you can cut
down on his diet a bit,

see he gets plenty of exercise.

That should sober him up.

And there's naught wrong with his pencil?

Nothing, Mr. pinkerton.
His pencil is perfect.

Now, Mrs. herriot will give you a
bottle of mild sedative tablets.

Thank you, Helen. The white oval
ones on the middle shelf.

Certainly.

They should induce a certain calm.

Half a crown.

Thank you, Mr. pinkerton.

Eh, Mr. farnon?

Yes?
- What about his pencil?

What's the matter, daddy?
- Looking for Uncle siegfried.

He said he was coming to look
at Mr. dibble's donkey.

A donkey?
- Hmm-mm.

Like eeyore?

A bit like eeyore. Only he's ill.

He's got an infection of the hoof.

I think we'd better have a look at it,

in case Uncle siegfried hasn't managed to.

And be quick, or we'll get soaked.

Mr. dibble. How is he?

Oh, Mr. farnon called this morning,

he seemed quite satisfied
with his progress.

Ah, well I wasn't certain he'd
been able to make it.

Aye, Mr. farnon said he's quite
pleased with his progress,

seemed to think it'd
clear up in a few days.

Just listen to that rain coming
down now, all right.

I think we'd better be
getting back, Rosie.

Not in this, Mr. herriot,
you'll get soaked.

And the little lass, with no Mac nor coat.

Well, I thought--
- Sit theeself down for a bit

till it slackens. We'll have a nice chat.

Here, luv, make yourself
comfortable on there.

As I said to Mr. farnon, we could
do with a drop of nice rain.

Yes, Mr. dibble, we certainly could.

Forecast said they're would be
rain this evening. Come early.

Still, we mustn't grumble.

Oh, it's pouring down, ma'am.

Yes I know, and Rosie's gone
out without her Mac.

I hope she'll be all right.
- Aye, so do I.

Master Jimmy's coming along well
with his piano playing.

Yes, I wish he'd practice more though.

Aye, well, best be off.
Goodbye, Mrs. herriot.

Thank you, Mrs. greenlaw. Bye-bye.

And there's another factor to take
into consideration, Mr. herriot.

Some of those farmers that's going
over to arable now from livestock,

unless they know what they're at--

and mind you, some of them don't--
they're heading for trouble.

I've always said

stick to what you know and what
you were brought up with

and you'll not go to barren.

Jimmy!

Greetings, dear lady.

Calum, you've arrived.

I'm afraid James isn't back
from his rounds yet.

But come on in anyway.

Can I help you with
some of your equipment?

We're a wee thing late, due
to the foul weather,

but we're here.
- We?

Mm-hmm, me, Ramsey Mac,
Marilyn and Charlie.

That's Charlie and Marilyn as you can
see is in the ex-army papoose.

She travels warmer that way.
- Yes, of course.

Can I help?
- Hello, Jimmy.

You can take Ramsey Mac.

He's a very small cat, one week old.

I think perhaps he can
manage something else.

Maybe these. Be careful though,
they're very precious.

Bagpipes, golly.

Perhaps I ought to just take those

and then maybe you'd like
something-- a cup of tea?

A wee dram, to keep out the damp.
- Oh yes, yes of course.

I am sorry about James. I can't
think where they've gone to.

Rosie's with him. But come on in anyway.

My wee 'un Charlie.

I hope you'll be comfortable.

You're in the room James and I had
when we were first married.

It's in the attic.
- That will suit me down to the ground.

Thanks, Mr. dibble.

Well, Mr. herriot, it's stopped now,

it just goes to show that forecast,

you know, Mr. herriot, the
one that said it'd rain,

well, it were wrong again.

It were wrong last week too.

I put my sheep up at top field on
account of what forecast said

and then we had that rain, I had
to bring them back down again.

Weatherman said it's gonna do one thing,

it does another...

Weathermen, huh!

They tell us what we're gonna
get instead of what comes.

There you are.
- Thanks, darling. Right.

Here's a welcome to skeldale
for our new colleague.

Thank you.

Welcome to you.

I'm sorry I wasn't there to greet
you, but Rosie and I got trapped.

Dibble over at eastby?
- Yeah, an old boy who can't stop talking.

If you ever visit him, be
sure you make your escape

before he talks you into the ground.

Right, I will remember that.

Don't forget to pack
your Russian dictionary.

I'm hoping some of them can speak English.

Oh, here's a handy phrase,

"gavarit-li vash droog po angliyski?"

What's that mean?
- Does your pal speak English?

Gavarit-li vash droog po angliyski?

No, nor does my brother speak Russian.

Good morning, calum. Are you
settling in all right?

Fine, thank you.

As soon as tris arrives,
we leave for hull.

Yes, so I gather.

And ooh, I've got to go out too, shortly.

I've got to go to the whithorns'

for that awful ruffles' injection,

then to Dobbs at whiteman fell-- low fell?

Whichever.
- So--

I'll take morning surgery, have no fear.

I've shown calum where everything is.

Helen's been through the appointments.

She'll bring you coffee about 11:00.

I love coffee, especially around 11:00.

Morning, all.
- Morning.

Tris, I am all set. Calum has been
teaching me some Russian.

Oh really? I thought Gaelic was
your native tongue, old chap.

In blairgowrie?
- Yes, exactly.

I was hoping you could teach me some
so I could converse with Deirdre.

It might impress her.
- Deirdre?

Don't ask.
- Morning, siegfried.

Morning, dear brother.
You're looking smart.

I thought I'd wear a decent
suit, impress the russkies.

Won't make a scrap of difference if they
don't like the look of your face.

We'll be the very soul
of tact and diplomacy.

If you do as well on Russian
vodka as you usually do

on the bellringer's beer, I think
you will be the center

of an international incident
before nightfall.

My advice to you is caution.

Thank you.

Bye, siegfried.
- Helen: Goodbye.

Helen: Bye.
- Siegfried: Bye.

Tris, let's go.
- Right.

Da svidaniya.
- Blairgowrie.

You're off? Be careful.
- Yes.

If we're not back by midnight,
telephone the foreign office

and tell them two British vets have
defected to the Soviet union.

With highly classified information about
the artificial insemination of livestock.

Bye.
- Goodbye.

There, ruffles dear,
that'll be the kind vet

come to give you your injection
and make you better.

Let him in, Sidney.
- Yes, dear.

Come on in, Mr. farnon.

Mr. whithorn, I'd be most grateful

if you could pick up
the dog to be injected

and bring him into the sitting room.
- Of course. Come on, ruffles.

And take the other one somewhere
out of the way. Would you mind?

Good morning, Mr. farnon.

I'll take little muffly up to my bedroom,
while you see to ruffles.

He can sit on my bed while I'm dressing.
Can't you, sweetheart?

Come along.

Right.
- There, ruffy.

Now, if you would please, hold him for me

with a very tight grip on
either side of his head.

Oh dear, that sounds awfully rough.
Won't I hurt the little pet?

No, of course you won't hurt him.

Just hold him still, if you can.

Daddy will be so gentle, my angel.

There, there, my sweetheart.

Have you got him? There we are.

There, good boy. Hardly felt it.

There, there--

oh, you bloody little swine!

Look what you've done. I'm bleeding.

Nipped you, did he? Sorry about that.

A little punishment might not come amiss.

No more chocolate good-boys
for a day or two,

perhaps even a spot of
solitary confinement

until he learns a bit of discipline.

Yes, I'll think about that.

And you might cut down a trifle
on the hugs and kisses.

That could help.

And if I were you, I'd go to my doctor

and get a shot of anti-tetanus
for that nasty nip.

Same time tomorrow.

I'm from the ministry of agriculture
veterinary department.

Good aft-- good afternoon.

We are British--
- Veterinary surgeons.

We come

to make inspection of ship.

Ship.

We wish to ass--

we wish to make sure

our animals have proper sanitary

and comfortable conditions

for the voyage.

Regulations say,

we be happy before sheep sail away.

Absolutely.

Aah.

Come with me please, gentlemen.

I will introduce you to Ludmilla
ivanovnof pavlechenko.

Oh.
- Our state veterinary surgeon,

who is attached to my ship for the voyage.

This way, please.

I, animal doctor.

You, animal doctor?

Yes.
- So,

I complete first my check.

Then we shall proceed
to embark the beasts.

Excuse, please.

Shouldn't we be doing this?
- No.

They've got to make sure
that we capitalists

don't introduce some virulent
virus into the ussr.

As if we would.

Have you seen that old-fashioned
thermometer she's using?

One of those two-minute jobs.
Came back from the crimea with Florence nightingale.

How long is this going to take?
- Work it out...

Now, that's 150 sheep, at approximately
three to four minutes each--

shut up, James.

Mr. Dobbs, are you there?

It's farnon, the vet.

Anybody at home?

Ah. Mr. Dobbs.

Good lord, what's happened to your dog?

All sheep, good health.

Yes.

Tell me, where come from sheep?

From London?

No, no, we don't have sheep in London,

only cars and buses.

Sheep come from Kent, county of Kent.

Romney marsh.

Rromnee marrsh.

Rromnee marrshe?

Rromnee marrshe!

Oh, is good, is very pretty.

Rromnee marrsh...

I'll leave you to keep
an eye on her, tris.

I'll have a look around on board.

Don't go anywhere unauthorized.

Rromnee marrshe!

This is certainly a very changed animal

from the savage beast they rounded
up in darrowby the other day.

Not savage, Mr. farnon.

He was frightened because
he'd been ill-treated.

Yeah, Mrs. herriot said you
were ill-treating him

when she was up here a while ago.

She saw you thrashing him.

I had to stop him chasing sheep,

else he'd have got himself
shot by a farmer.

Once he realized who was master here,

he calmed down, began to trust me.

So you both sleep out here, do you now?

He won't go in the house yet.

He associates kitchens
with cruelty, you see,

doesn't trust human beings.

You reckon he was ill-treated by
the people he ran away from?

Must have been.

We understand each other,

because you see,

I've known what cruelty means too--

like him.

From the japs, in the war?

What this dog needed was
a bit of discipline,

tempered with affection and understanding.

Indeed.

A few more days in here,

he'll trust me enough to come
into the cottage with me,

sit by the fire. Won't you, hmm?

Tsk-Tsk.

Sorry, sorry.

I told you to be careful.

Are you all right?
- Just about.

If that dog wasn't chained up,
you'd have been eaten alive.

A dog wouldn't consciously eat a vet.

A russkie dog might.

Oh, oh!

Dushka, dushka.

Remain here, please, both of you.

You will accompany me, please,

to the cabin of zampolit Vladimir
petrovich yakovlev,

the political representative on board.

Come, please.

Oh, thank you, Helen.

Sit down, siegfried, I'm sure
you've had a hard day.

Fairly taxing as usual,

not without interest though...

There are those whithorns

with their dreadful terriers

spoiled-- absolutely ruined
by too much kindness

so that they're completely out of control.

And on the other side, there's old Dobbs,

with his certain knowledge that you can
sometimes be kind by being cruel.

He's done wonders with that
impossible collie of his.

Extraordinary, the
difference between people.

Is he a bit mad, do you think?

Who, Dobbs? No, I don't think so.

Very much affected by his
experiences in the war.

He doesn't trust people. That dog
will be a good friend to him.

Yes, poor man.

Tell me, how is calum settling in?
- He seems happy enough

we've gone ahead and ordered the
bathroom, if that's all right.

Fine, just send me the bills.
- It will be a lot easier for James to have calum

on the spot to share the calls.
- That was the idea.

Hope he and tris are all
right, it's after 5:00.

I'll get it, I'll take it.
- Thanks.

Zampolit yakovlev

invites you to join him now
in a glass of vodka.

Thank you.

Spaseeba.

Chin chin!

Gemma, good girl.

That was old dibble wanting to know

if somebody will see his wretched
donkey soon as possible.

Not again.
- Yes.

I've told him our new man Mr.
Buchanan will call this time.

I'll send him out as soon as he gets back.

Poor calum.
- Poor my foot.

If he works here, he'll have to
take the rough with the smooth.

Gemma out there?

I'm afraid that my colleague and I

have to leave Mr. zampolit

and abandon the--

I mean entrust the sheep
to your care, madam vet,

and hope you have a very nice trip.

If you'll excuse us.

Come on, James, stop dancing,
we have to get back.

Uh--

da svidaniya, madame pavlechenko,

we must go.
- Depart.

Depart.

Da svidaniya, nichego.
- Oh.

We are most grateful for your cooperation.

That's recip--

same to you.

Right, bye.

Helen, what's with--
- Shh.

As long as it encourages Jimmy
to practice, I'm all for it.

As long as they're careful.
- They will be, I promise.

Coffee?
- Black, please.

They did insist on giving us
a lot of vodka, you know.

Calum in?

Siegfried sent him over to dibble's.

Poor chap.

He's been there an hour already.

Calum: ...And indeed,
Bonnie prince Charlie

became the darling and
the hero of the scots

and soon marching southward, as you know,

he won a glorious victory

over the English troops of king George

at the battle of prestonpans,
near Edinburgh.

Do you know Edinburgh at all? A fine city.

You must go there yourself
one day, Mr. dibble.