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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Bye -bye. 2 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:01,360 Where are those guys? 3 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:05,620 Where could they be? 4 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:38,560 You guys excited for the wedding? 5 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:42,920 This is gonna be the best day ever. This is great turkey, Brian. 6 00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:45,360 Oh, that's so sweet of you. 7 00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:47,460 Thanks. 8 00:02:56,829 --> 00:02:57,829 Peace, 9 00:02:58,270 --> 00:02:59,049 weary traveler. 10 00:02:59,050 --> 00:03:03,110 You're safe. You were sick with a sick and have spent days and days. 11 00:03:04,270 --> 00:03:05,450 Who are you? 12 00:03:05,730 --> 00:03:09,870 I am the homonym. And this is my glade. 13 00:03:11,170 --> 00:03:15,090 Homonym. Yes, the homonym. The homonym nymph. 14 00:03:15,370 --> 00:03:19,130 Hominems are the oral and oral fuel for my magic. 15 00:03:20,290 --> 00:03:22,270 Magic. Oh, yes. 16 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,640 With words, I can make a horse horse. 17 00:03:27,860 --> 00:03:31,140 Or a pitcher of a pitcher of a pitcher of a pitcher. 18 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,340 Awesome. This place is cool. 19 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,780 I have so much to show you. 20 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,040 Okay. 21 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:43,820 This is a board board by a board board. 22 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:46,560 Is he okay? 23 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,200 He suffers from ennui. 24 00:03:49,740 --> 00:03:50,860 Oh, life. 25 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:52,640 Poor thing. 26 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:01,800 I'm sorry. 27 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:07,760 That's okay. This is the Baron Barons. I just want a baby. 28 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:13,220 I know, but we've got to go have some lunch now. Do you know? 29 00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:15,580 Bye, Baron. 30 00:04:16,540 --> 00:04:18,899 You know what? I am a little hungry. 31 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:25,940 Oh. Well, I could offer you a gourd gourd or a delicious slice of dough 32 00:04:25,940 --> 00:04:27,900 dough. That's pretty sweet. 33 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:30,380 Or how about a gorilla gorilla? 34 00:04:30,860 --> 00:04:35,360 What? Did I not say it right? A gorilla gorilla. 35 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:38,020 The humans must die. 36 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:39,540 What have you done? 37 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,820 We have to get you out of here. 38 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,300 Kill the humans. 39 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:45,660 Run. Run! 40 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:15,310 you can't see it's the key of C I don't know what that means you have to sing to 41 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:17,570 it like this like this 42 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:55,040 They should be on their way. 43 00:06:58,310 --> 00:07:03,330 We're going to have a chocolate fountain at the reception. 44 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,240 Okay, sure. 45 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:21,620 You don't want to be skinny. 46 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:27,760 So... Honey, what's going on in there? 47 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:30,620 Nothing. Go away. 48 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:38,100 Honey, 49 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:47,540 you can't keep doing this to yourself. 50 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,740 I know you've been making... You're making yourself vomit. 51 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:58,900 You didn't tell me you had a friend over. I don't. I... I... Oh. 52 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:02,140 Hello there. I'm Pete. 53 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:04,320 Oh, hello there, Pete. 54 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,140 We'll see we get out of here, baby. 55 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,620 General Luigi? 56 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,100 I'm buying. 57 00:08:49,980 --> 00:08:51,480 Come on. 58 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:04,560 Stay. No, I should go home. My toothbrush is in your daughter's 59 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:06,900 It's late. 60 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,560 Let's not wake her. 61 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:09,840 Okay. 62 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:13,580 Oh. Oh, baby. 63 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,040 Oh, baby. Oh, 64 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:17,960 baby. Oh, baby. 65 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:19,900 Oh, baby. 66 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:24,919 Oh, baby. 67 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:24,980 Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. 68 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:24,980 Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. 69 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:24,980 Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. 70 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:24,980 Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. 71 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:25,000 Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. 72 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,300 Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. 73 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,940 Oh, baby. Oh, 74 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:33,680 baby. 75 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:34,880 Oh, 76 00:09:38,030 --> 00:09:39,030 I need to see him. 77 00:09:40,850 --> 00:09:41,850 Please, honey? 78 00:09:42,070 --> 00:09:43,310 Again? Mom. 79 00:09:44,930 --> 00:09:45,930 I love him. 80 00:10:10,930 --> 00:10:12,870 Okay, honey. You can do it. 81 00:10:13,590 --> 00:10:17,150 Mom, I can't. I don't have any fluid left. 82 00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:19,290 Please, Thomas. 83 00:10:19,670 --> 00:10:20,670 I need this. 84 00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:08,070 I will never forgive you for that. 85 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:45,140 Good. 86 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,120 She made a thought for it. 87 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,240 She had my son with her somewhere. 88 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:50,700 It's 2013 and Space Cat! 89 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,220 I am the genie of the lamp. 90 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:29,620 Since you've freed me, I shall grant you three wishes. 91 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:30,940 I want pants. 92 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,000 I want even better pants. 93 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,720 I want perfect pants. 94 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,760 Nice pants. 95 00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:08,300 Nice pants. 96 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,360 She grumpy. 97 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,900 But she has right to be. 98 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,740 It's 2013. 99 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,500 She cool now. 100 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,260 So she happy. 101 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,580 But it's nice to be cool. 102 00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,260 And you guess right. 103 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,380 It's 2013. 104 00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:11,830 I'm not really a cripple. 105 00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:19,829 It's white. 106 00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:23,790 Oh, I forgot to tell you. I had the craziest thing happen to me yesterday. 107 00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:24,589 What happened? 108 00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:28,610 So I'm in line up at this mall with my friend Charlene. What does Charlene look 109 00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:30,010 like? Oh, it doesn't matter. 110 00:16:30,210 --> 00:16:34,170 Just describe her so that I can picture her. I don't know. She's got short brown 111 00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:35,550 hair. She's kind of small. 112 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:44,660 Got it. So we're in line, right, for the vending machine, and this guy is just 113 00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:46,120 taking his sweet time. 114 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,219 What does he look like? 115 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:50,260 It doesn't matter, really. I don't know. 116 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:54,420 He had a beard and, like, kind of intense eyes, I guess. 117 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,960 Is this going to be a scary story? 118 00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:08,020 All right, anyway, so we're in line, right? This guy is taking his time, so 119 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,210 Charlene... Kind of clears her throat. 120 00:17:11,349 --> 00:17:14,630 Cute. And then the guy starts muttering under his breath. Oh, no. 121 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,730 And here's the crazy thing. 122 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,210 Everybody takes the guy's side. 123 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:20,229 Who's everyone? 124 00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:22,510 Well, there's just a bunch of people in line -up, right? What do they look like? 125 00:17:22,589 --> 00:17:25,550 There's, like, a teen girl and a black guy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 126 00:17:26,849 --> 00:17:28,750 A black guy? 127 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:35,350 It's a black guy? Yeah, there's a black guy. He was, like, all black? Yeah, he 128 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:36,350 was all black. 129 00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:37,370 Yeah. 130 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,260 What? I'm just trying to piece it together. 131 00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:47,460 So then Charlene... I think I can see how this plays out. 132 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,030 Charlene seems really cool. 133 00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:40,290 Hi, how are you today? 134 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:42,830 I'm good. 135 00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:44,790 Cheryl's not a cashier. 136 00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:46,610 Is this a dream? 137 00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:50,450 Oh no, there's only one reason a woman's ever in my dreams. 138 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:55,310 Oh God, I don't have dream sex with Cheryl. That'd be awkward for a week. 139 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,240 Oh, no. Think of something else. Oh, God. Not that. 140 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:03,140 Opposite of that. Opposite of that. Ew. No. 141 00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:04,380 God. 142 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:11,420 Ebony? When you go down by the riverside to catch yourself a fish, you 143 00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:17,840 gotta fish, fish, fish for that wish. You gotta grab yourself a fish wish. 144 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,800 Do I like this? 145 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,620 Are you okay? 146 00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:26,040 Yeah, I'm fine. I just need a sec. 147 00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:28,420 Now's not the time, giant dream boner. 148 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,520 You guys, we're late. 149 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:53,720 We're late? 150 00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:56,530 Now, guys, we've got to get to the wedding. 151 00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:58,910 We've got to get changed. Come on. 152 00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:01,130 Let's go. 153 00:20:02,430 --> 00:20:04,690 Just leave it. Just leave it. Leave it all. 154 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,070 Let's go. 155 00:20:11,930 --> 00:20:12,930 There they are. 156 00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:14,710 Look, everyone. 157 00:20:14,850 --> 00:20:15,850 They're coming. 158 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:32,940 So many roads and you walk Just a few of us 159 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:39,900 All those memories are playing Over and over again 160 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:46,680 You know I'd never follow another Cause it feels like you're my brother 161 00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:18,070 That's okay. 162 00:21:25,290 --> 00:21:30,830 We're ready. 163 00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:44,030 Do you, Bill Wood, take a picnic fest to be your lovely wedded wife? 164 00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:45,330 I do. 165 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:50,140 And do you picnic face take Bill to be your lovely wedded husband? 166 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:52,700 I do. 167 00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:55,440 I do. I do. I so do. 168 00:21:57,380 --> 00:22:04,060 Then with the power invested in me as the supreme being, I now pronounce you 169 00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:06,860 and wife. You may kiss the bride. 170 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,360 Hey, guys. 171 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,280 What's going on? 172 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,380 Bill, you've been in a coma for three weeks. 173 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:41,420 What? Yeah. 174 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,300 You must have had some pretty crazy dreams. 175 00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:47,980 Yeah. 176 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,320 Dreams. 11674