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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:24,280 It's times like these with you in me. I know you've made a memory for 2 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,280 eternity. 3 00:00:26,220 --> 00:00:28,320 You know it is the truth. 4 00:00:28,980 --> 00:00:32,240 Making time for each other, sister and brother. 5 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:38,400 Friends that always love each other. Year after year and they're still here. 6 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,480 la la la. 7 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:46,580 How is she? 8 00:00:47,490 --> 00:00:48,490 Still in surgery. 9 00:00:49,770 --> 00:00:51,850 Poor Ebony. You remember when we first met her? 10 00:00:53,710 --> 00:00:56,730 You guys started the troupe, but I never actually got the story on how you met. 11 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:57,890 What? 12 00:00:58,830 --> 00:01:00,750 We met a long time ago. 13 00:01:08,170 --> 00:01:09,370 Okay, you get that one. I'll move her here. 14 00:01:09,990 --> 00:01:14,450 You see her steal these babies? Yeah. You? Yeah. Weird. 15 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:15,650 Mark. 16 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:37,540 I guess it wasn't that long ago. Yeah, it was just a couple years 17 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:38,540 ago. 18 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,340 Picnic Face will be right back after this sentence. 19 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:49,840 He's 20 minutes late. 20 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:57,720 Do you know how lucky we are to even get this meeting? 21 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:04,640 I heard this guy came up with the concepts for the last five movies to win 22 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:05,640 Picture. 23 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:14,260 That's a movie. 24 00:02:15,940 --> 00:02:16,940 That's a movie? 25 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,120 That's a movie? 26 00:02:18,350 --> 00:02:19,850 That's a movie. That's a movie. 27 00:02:20,050 --> 00:02:21,050 That's a movie. 28 00:02:21,190 --> 00:02:22,950 That's a movie. 29 00:02:23,930 --> 00:02:24,930 That's a movie. 30 00:02:54,990 --> 00:02:55,990 That's a movie. 31 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:39,299 Who's that for? 32 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:42,740 You've been bit by the riddle snake. 33 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:47,300 Riddle, riddle, riddle. Riddle snake is here and riddle snake's a miracle. 34 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,260 Riddle snake's a man with a tail. 35 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:54,720 In order to pass, you must first answer this one riddle. 36 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:00,800 Let's say you had a tail. 37 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:05,680 How would you go about getting that removed? 38 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:09,749 A doctor. 39 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:10,750 A doctor? 40 00:04:11,810 --> 00:04:13,170 Yeah. OK. 41 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:14,890 Riddle snake is satisfied. 42 00:04:15,210 --> 00:04:18,649 Riddle snake will let you pass. Riddle snake will go to the doctor. 43 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:42,460 the man with the tail. 44 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,200 Good, good. 45 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,040 The riddle snake thanks you. 46 00:04:46,340 --> 00:04:47,340 Yeah, okay. 47 00:04:47,860 --> 00:04:49,460 Get this off and out of the woods. 48 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:51,060 Get an apartment. 49 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:54,640 You're gonna lose my tail and stop being a weirdo. 50 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:56,980 All right. 51 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,020 All right. All right. All right. 52 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:08,280 Welcome to this week's episode of 53 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,280 Thespian Hour. The program where we look at the... 54 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,880 hottest and hippest stars of the stage and screen alike. 55 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,600 What is that? 56 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,040 Cheese. 57 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:21,960 Deb, you know we have... Is that cheese? 58 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,740 Yes, but I brought my own. 59 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:31,600 Okay. It just seems to me if you're going to, you know, ask us that... Try 60 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:38,480 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. 61 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:45,200 Up next, we have a very special guest. He is the star, writer, and director of 62 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:50,280 an upcoming independent film entitled Knock, Eternal Rhythm. Hot title. 63 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,240 Mr. Pierre Portieres. 64 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,040 Pierre, welcome. 65 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:55,580 So nice to have you. Hello. 66 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,360 Cheers. 67 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:02,620 So, Pierre, tell us, what is your film about, really? 68 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:05,760 Well, my film is a meditation on the inherent. 69 00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:42,290 Well, unfortunately, that's all the time we have for this week's episode of 70 00:06:42,290 --> 00:06:45,670 Thespian Hour, but... No, I'm okay. Really, truly. Okay. 71 00:06:46,270 --> 00:06:47,270 Okay. Oh. 72 00:06:47,910 --> 00:06:48,910 Okay. 73 00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:14,820 Welcome back. 74 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:19,220 Let's get some coffee. 75 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,040 We met you and Cheryl at that stand -up show. 76 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:23,560 But where did you two meet? 77 00:08:23,980 --> 00:08:26,240 Actually, Bill and I have known each other since we were babies. 78 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:32,559 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 79 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,340 You were those babies? 80 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:37,150 Yeah. That happened two years ago. That means you're two. 81 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,010 Yep. Then how did you meet your wife? 82 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:40,270 Funny story. 83 00:08:42,010 --> 00:08:45,670 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Your wife? She was the other baby? 84 00:08:46,010 --> 00:08:47,650 Yeah. That makes no sense. 85 00:08:48,370 --> 00:08:49,950 You're all so tall. 86 00:08:50,350 --> 00:08:51,350 Am I tall, Brian? 87 00:08:51,550 --> 00:08:55,810 Or am I just a two -year -old resting on the shoulders of an old asthmatic man? 88 00:09:26,830 --> 00:09:27,830 You see that old man? 89 00:09:28,550 --> 00:09:29,550 High five him. 90 00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:10,350 boys gather around huddle up hands in hard work on three chuck hand in the 91 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:17,170 circle bud it's your ass over 92 00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:24,030 here and get that hand in the circle chuck chuck i'm gonna count to three and 93 00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:26,410 your hand's not in the goddamn circle you're off the team 94 00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:08,790 You goddamn freak. 95 00:11:41,479 --> 00:11:42,479 Follow me. 96 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,500 Who are you and why are you doing this to me? 97 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,180 I'll show you. 98 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,840 Chuck, we're going to be best friends forever. 99 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,200 Right on, Kevin. 100 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,360 Recognize me? 101 00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:40,780 I'm Kevin. 102 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,220 Kevin and I were the same age. 103 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:52,500 I was always a little bit older than you. Yeah, but not like 50 years older. 104 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:57,260 I am not like 50 years older than you. Yeah, you're like 50 years older. What 105 00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:58,460 are you talking about? What are you, like 45? 106 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:03,260 I'm 28 years old. You're 28, my foot. Yeah, we're all 28. 107 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:07,600 Show me your birth certificate. I don't have my birth certificate on me. Okay, 108 00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:08,980 neither do I. I'm 12. 109 00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:10,139 You're not 12. 110 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,420 I'm 12. I don't have my certificate. 111 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:12,599 There's no proof. 112 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:16,460 You're clearly 80 years old. 80 years old? Yeah, you're like 80, man. 113 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,719 I'm married to you. 114 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,699 I'm going. 115 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:23,180 I'm out of here. Okay? Excuse me. I don't even know why I followed you. 116 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000 I'm an idiot. 117 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:26,060 Please don't look. 118 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,680 Don't go. 119 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,120 James. 120 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,960 I killed Kevin. 121 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,740 Welcome back. 122 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:32,780 Who's that handsome fellow eating a boiled egg? 123 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,560 Hmm, I guess it's me. 124 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,020 Hey, what's up? 125 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,040 What's your major? 126 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,280 Yeah, this one. This is the best one to eat. 127 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,420 I don't know what that means. 128 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,480 Hey there, little boy. 129 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,980 You want to solve a trivia question? 130 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:18,280 Oh, yes. How much hay do you think a horse eats a day? 131 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:23,620 A horse eats between 12 and 15 pounds of hay a day. 132 00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:30,400 Have you ever tried hay, little boy? 133 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:33,920 It's pretty good. Better than some things. 134 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:38,140 I once ate shit on a dare. 135 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,790 That was college. 136 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:43,150 That's the college experience, you know? 137 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:44,430 Eat some shit. 138 00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:51,330 Yeah, I ate a lot of shit in college. Next to lasagna, that's probably the 139 00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:52,330 I ate the most. 140 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:55,510 Just bowls of shit. 141 00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:59,270 Why didn't I say no to any of those dares? 142 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:08,810 You know, looking back, I'd say no if someone dared me today. I'd say no. 143 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,099 I'd definitely say no. Maybe I wouldn't. 144 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:32,960 No, Brian. 145 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,620 You and Scott were the last two to join before Evernote. 146 00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:36,820 How'd you guys meet? 147 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,140 I was renting a cottage in the country. 148 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:47,960 And that's how we met. 149 00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:49,860 Sounds like a mess. 150 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,080 Well, 151 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,340 it will be a very simple procedure. I'll just snip it off at the base of your 152 00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:57,340 spine. 153 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,600 Will it hurt? 154 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,480 Oh, hardly at all. We'll just use local anesthetic. 155 00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:03,040 That's pretty good. 156 00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:20,490 You're a very good dancer. 157 00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:22,150 I'm not bad. 158 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:26,310 I'm not cutting it off. I can't. It would be a crime against art. It's 159 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:27,390 It's a gift. 160 00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:28,650 Please. 161 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,250 Dance. 162 00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,070 Don't stop. 163 00:20:17,989 --> 00:20:18,989 Welcome back. 164 00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:22,590 You must be Ebony's friends. 165 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:26,470 She and the baby are healthy. We tried to perform a C -section, but there were 166 00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:29,490 complications, so we had to perform an emergency D -section. 167 00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:31,110 What is that? 168 00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:34,850 That's when they cut into her lower back and pull the baby out from above her 169 00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:38,770 butt. Your friend is exactly right. That's where we cut into her lower back 170 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,290 pull the baby out from above her butt. 171 00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:41,730 Would you like to see her? 172 00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:43,329 Hey, son. 173 00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:44,330 Hey, dad. 174 00:20:47,110 --> 00:20:48,110 This is the wrong part. 175 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,510 This is the wrong part. We're in B Ward. She's in the L Ward. Okay, we're in B 176 00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:52,510 Ward. All right. 177 00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:54,810 Yeah, no, this is the third floor. We've got to go to the fifth floor. 178 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,510 No, this is the fifth floor. This is the fifth floor. 179 00:20:57,710 --> 00:20:59,490 This is the fifth floor. I'm still down on the third floor. 180 00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:01,370 Mark, how can I hear you? 181 00:21:01,890 --> 00:21:02,890 No, ask her. 182 00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:05,530 Let's just go in this door. There's a swamp here. 183 00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:08,010 What is a swamp doing in a hospital? 184 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:21,010 It's okay, but the surgery ruined my lower back tattoo 185 00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:26,590 Look 186 00:21:26,590 --> 00:21:33,010 at that nice weight to it. Oh look at that there and 187 00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:36,950 Just take a peek under the hood here 188 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:42,710 Oh, yeah, that's a good baby. Yeah, good bone structure there. We can talk to 189 00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:45,690 Remy for you, maybe get you two, two and a half for that baby. 190 00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:47,610 Uh, cha -ching! 13127