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Oh, my God.
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-What?
-Did you see this?
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Look what Jamie wrote.
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Oh, my God!
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He knows his letters.
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There are actual words here.
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I mean, it's crude,
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and it's not clear
what he's communicating,
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but Jamie is a genius.
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There's my homework!
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What?
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I do my homework
once in a while.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Can you repeat the question? ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big... ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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Once every six months,
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Mom wakes us up at 5:00 a.m.,
shoves us into the car,
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and makes us go
to the outlet stores.
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I tell you, I am never
disappointed in Value Village.
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No other place in the county has
such a selection of irregulars.
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Are these made in some country
where people aren't symmetrical?
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Stop complaining.
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If it weren't for Value Village,
most of this family
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would have to run around naked.
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That place is all that
separates us from the apes.
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Oh, for crying out loud.
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What? I was not!
You look great!
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The Paysons Outlet has 48-packs
of paper towels for half price.
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I wish we had more room
in this car.
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I knew we should have put
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the rack on top...
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What's wrong
with all of you?
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We're just thinking about
all those towels, honey.
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I mean, you're not the only
one who loves a bargain.
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[chuckles]
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[TV playing]
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[Lois sighs]
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[TV shuts off]
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-Come on!
-What are you doing?
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Saving your minds
from turning into mush.
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You've been sitting on that
couch watching TV for hours.
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So what?
There's nothing else to do.
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There's never anything
to do around here.
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Because you have
no imaginations because you sit
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in front of that idiot box
all day long.
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HAL:
Your mother's right.
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It's a sad day when
three healthy boys
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can't think of anything to do
with a beautiful Saturday.
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You could take a walk,
you could
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roll a hoop, you can start
a rock collection. There.
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That's three ideas
in five seconds.
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I hope you're embarrassed.
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You boys have no idea
how lucky you are.
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The day will come
where you won't be
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able to complain about
having nothing to do.
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HAL:
That's right.
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You'll have responsibilities
and a career and children.
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And then you'll ask yourself,
"Hey, where's my boredom now?"
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All right, all right,
just stop lecturing us!
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God forbid those three should
have to make their own fun.
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I hate to admit it,
but Mom challenged us
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to use our creativity,
and I think we're better for it.
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How much time do we have
before the lights come on?
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We've got a few minutes.
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Let's give her crazy
eyes, Dracula fangs,
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and a giant fart cloud.
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Eh. Feels done.
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We went to all the trouble
to get up here.
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Let's really think about...
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Reese!
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What are you writing?
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"I want Reese."
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Come on. You know
she's thinking it.
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How are we supposed
to get away with this
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if you put your name
up there?
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Relax. We're miles
from our house.
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Nobody here knows us.
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Oh, my God!
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Did you hear something?
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LOIS:
What are you boys
doing up there?
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It's Mom!
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How'd she know
where to find us?
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I told you she's got tracking
devices in our fillings!
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If you two geniuses had
ripped them out like I did,
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we wouldn't be
in this mess!
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Maybe she didn't see us.
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Reese, Malcolm, Dewey,
you get down here this instant!
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[ with bad Spanish accent]:
Missus, I don't know
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who you are
thinking we are.
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Your boys are very different
boys than we are being.
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Oh, no!
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Where's the back
door on this thing?
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It's a billboard!
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We are so dead!
This time she'll finish us!
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What are we gonna do?!
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Oh, God! Oh, God!
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Why do billboards
have to be so visible?
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Come down now!
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Reese, give me
your pocket knife.
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Okay... but if
you miss her,
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you'll only make
her madder.
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What are you doing?
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Hold on. I know that look.
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He's using his brain.
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We can't come down
because we are...
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protesting this offensive
depiction of women!
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-What?!
-What?!
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We've come up here to make
a difference in the world!
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Yeah!
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To speak for women like this one
who can't speak for themselves!
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Yeah, because
they're billboards!
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Shut up.
We're not coming down until
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women everywhere get
the respect they deserve!
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No matter how long it takes,
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we're staying up here!
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Oh, for the love of God.
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I don't know who
you think you're fooling.
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It's about time!
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Thank you, boys!
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God bless you!
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[clamoring voices]
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REESE:
Oh, no.
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She's talking to the cops.
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Wait. That's good.
If she gets ahold of us,
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she'll have to beat us
within the law.
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All these people showing up
is making her madder and madder.
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Why didn't we just climb down
right away?
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What were you thinking?
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I don't know. I panicked.
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I want to know what
you're going to do
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to get my boys down.
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It's a complicated
situation, ma'am.
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We have very specific guidelines
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for how to deal
with political protesters.
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They're not
political protesters.
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Those boys don't give a damn
about women's rights!
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If they did, they'd clean up
their rooms once in a while!
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-This is hooliganism!
-Sorry it took me so long.
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Eight different baby-sitters
turned me down.
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Do you know Jamie's
on a website?
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-Where are the boys?
-I told you.
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Oh, good God!
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I thought it was a metaphor.
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I'm sure you have ladders.
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I'm sure you have
people who climb them.
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So get one of them up there
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and get my children down!
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Ma'am, let me explain something
about the Police Commissioner.
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This is an election year.
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We've had a lot of unflattering
video on the news lately.
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The Chang case,
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the Jefferson case,
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the Rodriguez case.
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All he has left
is the white vote.
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So he's not going to let
a bunch of video cameras
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tape us manhandling
those children.
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But if there's anything
else that we can do for you...
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Yeah, how about
you call a cop?
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[chuckles]
Sorry, Officer.
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It's not you, it's me.
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I have a severe
gambling problem.
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Lost the house
playing Pai Gow.
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She's a saint.
Would you excuse us a moment?
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Honey, calm down.
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You know what pepper
spray feels like.
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Let's just give it
an hour or two.
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When these people lose interest,
and the crowd disperses,
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we'll get the boys down.
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REPORTER:
That's right, Steven.
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I'm here at the scene of
this dramatic demonstration...
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In an age of cynicism
when it's said
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that young people don't care
about the important issues...
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These three youngsters seem
to have struck a nerve among
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like-minded citizens
who've had enough
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of this degrading
depiction of women.
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Lois, did you see
all the news vans?
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Lyle at 7:00 told me
to get out of his shot.
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He is one handsome man.
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Over here we have
the proud mother
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of these three
young protesters.
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What do you want the nation
to know about your boys?
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No comment.
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So you must be the father?
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Can we get some
comment from you?
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I-I don't know that
I really want to sound off.
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How do you account for your
sons' extraordinary sensitivity
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to women's issues?
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Well, Dinah, in our house
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we emphasize the rights
of all people.
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I've tried to pass along
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what I like to call
"core values."
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Equality, respect,
compassion, nutrition.
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We have something called
the Clean Plate Club.
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What's that cop doing?
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I think he's
throwing something.
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Oh, my God!
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-What is it?
-It's a cell phone.
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[phone rings]
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Hello.
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-Hello.
-Mom?
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Before you say anything,
I want you to listen carefully.
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There are a couple ways
we can handle this.
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If you come down right now,
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I can go as low as
three weeks in your room.
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If there's no more trouble,
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you get two meals a day
and enough light to read by.
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You should think about this
very carefully,
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but you've only got ten minutes
until this offer expires.
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Then all bets are off.
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Oh, my God.
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I know.
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She's negotiating.
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She's never negotiated
anything before.
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We found a weakness.
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All these people
and the TV cameras.
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She must be scared.
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I didn't think
this was possible.
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Suddenly, she looks so small.
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People, the battle before us
may be long,
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but we will not stop
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until we end the oppression!
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Women of the world...
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unite!
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[applause and cheering]
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I am their mother,
and I say this has
gone on long enough!
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Don't you have snipers
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with tranquilizer guns,
or a giant net?!
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What do I pay taxes for?
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HAL:
Now, the life
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of a crusader is
not an easy one
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but, once that
fire is lit,
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there is no
putting it out.
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Feminism must be very important
to your boys.
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Meryl, please!
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They're not my "boys."
They're my children.
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If you feel the need to label
them, I'm sorry for you.
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It's high time we showed
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a national audience...
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[ softly]:
This is national?
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...that we're still
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producing heroes
in this country,
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and three of them
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are up there!
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[applause and cheering]
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It's your sons, ma'am.
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Well, you're cutting it
awfully close.
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I gave you ten minutes,
257
00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:58,685
and you've taken nearly
nine and a half.
258
00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:00,600
We decided we're
not coming down.
259
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:01,775
What?!
260
00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,037
We discussed it
as a family.
261
00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:04,778
See, we figure you're as mad now
262
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,475
as you possibly can ever get.
263
00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:07,911
We've reached the point
where nothing we do
264
00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,739
can make it any worse.
265
00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,785
So every hour we stay up here
is another hour of freedom.
266
00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:15,310
Plus another 30 or 40 supporters
added to our fan base.
267
00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,965
Malcolm, let's
set aside the fact
268
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,662
that you know
you've done wrong.
269
00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,838
Let's ignore that you're
pretending to have
270
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:24,536
principles you don't have
just to get out of it.
271
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,104
You have to come down sometime.
272
00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,715
And life is long.
273
00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,499
That's what's nice
about being young.
274
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,414
We really don't think
that far ahead.
275
00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,372
This whole thing's been
kind of eye-opening.
276
00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,331
If nothing else,
we've all had a lesson
277
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,115
on the ephemeral
nature of power.
278
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,900
Power's a funny thing.
279
00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:42,076
It's when you think you have it
that you're in trouble.
280
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,165
Valid point.
Historically.
281
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,906
But on a philosophical
level, Mom...
282
00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:48,604
we've already won.
We're free.
283
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:51,563
And no matter what happens
tonight, we both know it.
284
00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:06,230
I think it's getting
cold up here.
285
00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,755
I don't think
we should do this anymore.
286
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:11,192
I don't know
who we think we're kidding.
287
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,237
We're not going
to be able to win this.
288
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:14,717
Dewey, don't look into her eyes!
289
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:15,544
Huh?
290
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,241
What just happened?
291
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,374
Damn it.
292
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,637
I remember my mother,
smart as any man,
293
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,813
down on her knees
in the kitchen,
294
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,033
scrubbing that floor
till it shined.
295
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,817
I think I was seven
when I made a promise
296
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:29,384
to myself and to all women...
297
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,341
-Hal?
-Yes.
298
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,561
Oh, my God.
299
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,171
I saw you
on TV tonight,
300
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:36,565
and I couldn't
believe it was you,
301
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,219
but you kept talking
302
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:39,742
and talking
and talking,
303
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,397
and I realized
it had to be you.
304
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,746
Wendy...
305
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,095
How long's it been?
306
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,662
23 years, Hal.
307
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,404
You know, I remember
the last time I saw you
308
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:50,971
down to the day
and the minute.
309
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,929
I can tell you exactly
where I was standing...
310
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,583
Wendy, that was so long ago.
311
00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:57,281
I've got a whole new life now.
312
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,414
You can't just
come here and expect...
313
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,285
Promises were made, Hal.
314
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,418
And now
that I found you,
315
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,333
I'm not just gonna go away.
316
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:08,815
Look, I know
that there are some issues
317
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,381
that probably
need resolving...
318
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,383
[shrieks]
319
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:15,082
Listen, honey, let's get a cup
of coffee way over there.
320
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,780
No. I have an idea.
321
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,741
-Is this going up to the boys?
-Yes, it's some baked goods,
322
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,481
some jackets
for when it gets cold...
323
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:24,656
and my phone number.
324
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,051
Oh, this is wonderful.
325
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:30,271
You certainly went
to a lot of trouble.
326
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,752
My boys are just going to be so
appreciative of your kindness.
327
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,279
I think the Green Valley
Women's Collective
328
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,977
makes better banana bread
than the Feminists for Change.
329
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,413
According
to the wrapper,
330
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,502
we're the first male hands
to touch this.
331
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:47,767
You know, except for Mom
and Dad and Francis and Jamie,
332
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,943
I think this has really
brought our family together.
333
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,379
Ooh.
334
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,816
What are you doing?
335
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,687
-What?
-You know what.
336
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,689
Why do you get
the one with the cherry?
337
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,039
I just grabbed one.
I don't care.
338
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,736
If you don't care,
then let me have it.
339
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,346
I already took it.
340
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,305
Hey, I'm here, too.
I want the cherry.
341
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,610
You always
do this.
342
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,264
You only want it
because I have it.
343
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,613
I don't care what you have.
344
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,964
Reese, you're not
the center of everything.
345
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,967
Wait.
346
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:17,187
Why would they only put
a cherry on one cupcake?
347
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,538
This is Mom.
348
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:27,110
There may be those who will try
to drive a wedge between us.
349
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,285
But if we learn
350
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,634
nothing else tonight,
351
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:32,376
we will learn to stand together!
352
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:33,769
[cheering]
353
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,471
Damn it.
354
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,867
We have a pretty
sweet deal up here.
355
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,434
Food, drinks.
356
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,349
Every one of our needs
is being taken care of.
357
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,046
Every one.
358
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:53,833
Man, they better stop
sending up bran muffins.
359
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:57,706
Hey! You may want
to burn thisbasket!
360
00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,055
How are the books
they gave us?
361
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,797
The feminist joke book's
a little ham-fisted,
362
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,581
but these fairy tales
are interesting.
363
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:04,669
In this one,
364
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:05,932
Cinderella tells
the Prince
365
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,759
he's sapping her
woman-strength,
366
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,371
and she pushes him aside
to create a matriarchy
367
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,025
with fluid
gender roles.
368
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,635
Can you believe these cows
369
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,158
actually think
we're on their side?
370
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,290
WOMAN:
We love you, boys!
371
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,552
Right on, sister!
372
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,641
Check out that pig.
373
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,599
You don't have to talk
about them like that.
374
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,166
They've been
really nice to us.
375
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:25,429
Yeah, and they really
believe in this stuff.
376
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,301
That is such a load.
377
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,738
Every woman down there is just
here because they're jealous.
378
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,522
Of what?
379
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:32,872
Of the fact that they're
not hot enough to be strippers.
380
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,612
They act like
they're all offended,
381
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:37,224
but really they're just mad
about their own giant butts.
382
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,356
Believe me,
in their heart of hearts,
383
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:42,011
every woman wants to be her.
384
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,230
What about Mom?
385
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,622
We're not talking
about moms.
386
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,711
We're talking
about women.
387
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,017
So all women want
to be strippers?
388
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,801
There are no women
in the world
389
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,717
who want to be doctors or
lawyers or anything like that?
390
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,763
Cut the act, Malcolm.
They can't hear you.
391
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,199
Just because they look like dogs
392
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,592
doesn't mean
they hear like dogs.
393
00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:00,160
I'm sleeping
on the other side.
394
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,685
Come on, I was just
being honest!
395
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,426
[scoffs]
So whipped.
396
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:13,129
♪ Where are the heroes
who fight for a cause? ♪
397
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:17,960
♪ Who live by the code
of their own moral laws? ♪
398
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:22,269
♪ Who stand up to tyrants
and fight the police? ♪
399
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:27,100
♪ Like Gandhi and Martin
and Bobby and Rosa... ♪
400
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:30,799
♪ And Malcolm
and Dewey and Reese? ♪
401
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:34,281
♪ And Malcolm and
Dewey and Reese ♪
402
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,936
[applauding]
403
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,158
WOMAN:
Reese?
404
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,552
[singsong voice]
Reese.
405
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,121
Hi.
406
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,905
I've been wanting
to talk to you.
407
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,473
-Really?
-Yeah, sugar.
408
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,302
I had to wait for your
brothers to go to sleep.
409
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,825
You don't want
to share me, do you?
410
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,305
Everyone's mad at me.
411
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,089
Malcolm and Dewey
think I'm a jerk.
412
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,222
You're not a jerk.
413
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,615
You're just little.
414
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,661
I think you're cute as a bug.
415
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,446
Do you want me to kiss you?
416
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:12,493
Uh... yes, ma'am.
417
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,631
Wow.
418
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,894
Damn tootin', wow.
419
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,203
So, will you take off
your giant top?
420
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,118
Do you have a giant dollar?
421
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:31,033
I'll get a whole bunch
if you'll come back again.
422
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,905
I'll come back every night
if you want.
423
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,385
You're so great.
424
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,387
The girls at school
won't even talk to me.
425
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:40,086
Listen, if they're
not willing to talk to you,
426
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:43,872
or dance on a pole,
they're not really your friends.
427
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,178
You don't need them.
428
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,614
You have me.
429
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,224
I'm perfect.
430
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:51,097
I'm the only woman
in the world for you, Reese.
431
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,012
-You are?
-Of course.
432
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,926
I'm 60 feet tall.
433
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,624
My skin is five inches thick.
434
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,495
No matter how creepy
435
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:02,151
and insensitive and thoughtless
you are, you can't hurt me.
436
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:04,848
That's all I ever wanted.
437
00:17:04,935 --> 00:17:07,069
Why aren't all women like you?
438
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:10,290
Well, I'm not real, sugar.
439
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,900
Oh, yeah.
440
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,207
You just dreamed me up
as a super-sexy way
441
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,470
to face the fact
that you're going to live
442
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,949
the rest of your life alone.
443
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,952
But that's not for sure,
is it?
444
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,432
And you know the saddest part?
445
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,652
You're gonna wake up
before you can think
446
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,828
of anything really good
to do with me.
447
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:27,959
Wait.
448
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,526
We can't just give up on this.
449
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,093
Wait!
450
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,660
Don't leave me.
451
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:35,663
Don't leave me!
452
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,275
Right now the mother
of the protesters
453
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:42,278
is with the Police Commissioner,
pleading for her brave boys
454
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:45,803
whose sacrifice continues
to inspire so many.
455
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,631
Those boys are like dogs.
456
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:48,937
I have to get them
on their backs
457
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,504
just to reestablish
my dominance.
458
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:53,289
Look, this whole protest
thing is a lie anyway.
459
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:54,986
They don't
believe a word of it.
460
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,293
If it's an issue of liability,
I'll sign any waiver.
461
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,642
Just get them
down here!
462
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,688
Do I appear to look concerned?
463
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,037
What?
464
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,647
Yeah, sure,
you look concerned.
465
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,084
Oh, thank God.
466
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,955
My handlers say that
I don't pull it off.
467
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,652
Can't do the mouth.
468
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:11,699
I want those boys down.
469
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:14,136
Believe me, there is nothing
I would like more
470
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:17,835
than to tear 'em down
and crack a few heads.
471
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,533
But, in an election year,
472
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,709
we all have to make sacrifices.
473
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:24,799
You know, this whole thing
brings me back to my days
474
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:25,974
on the Freedom Ride.
475
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,323
It's fantastic.
476
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,412
-We're getting an injunction.
-What?
477
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:31,762
The ACLU found a judge
who's completely sympathetic
478
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,199
to what your boys
are doing.
479
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,462
In two hours, we'll have
an airtight court order,
480
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,073
and your boys can stay up
there for days, even weeks.
481
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,863
Excuse me. I have
something to say.
482
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:51,260
I want the world to know
how proud I am of my boys
483
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,958
for making this statement,
despite the wind and the cold
484
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,265
and little Dewey's
medical condition.
485
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,963
And I want to thank
the Police Commissioner
486
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:01,444
for letting my son stay up
there, even if it means
487
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,533
rolling the dice
on a diabetic coma.
488
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,884
It's nice to see someone
who cares about principles
489
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,713
more than they care about
the life of a little boy.
490
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,019
Get 'em down.
491
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,247
[ gasps]
492
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,987
Malcolm! Reese!
493
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,989
Oh, my God!
494
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,556
We'll have you in your mother's
arms in a minute, little Dewey!
495
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:29,733
No!
496
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,171
Excuse me.
Are you Hal's wife?
497
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,520
-Yeah. This is, uh...
-There's something you need
to know about your husband.
498
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:34,564
We both worked
499
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:35,783
at the Tiger Shop
at Macy's.
500
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,959
One night he got
me drunk and...
501
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,483
borrowed $400 from me!
502
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,093
What?
503
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,183
He bought a velour suit
and faked his own death
504
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,924
to get out of paying me back.
He actually blew up
a phone booth.
505
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:49,797
I figure, with interest,
it comes to about ten grand.
506
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,146
I'm sorry, but...
507
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,496
[booing]
508
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,677
Hey! Hey, everybody!
509
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:04,246
You can take us down, but first
I have something to say.
510
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:08,163
I realized something up here.
511
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,557
This woman is beautiful,
she's sexy,
512
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:13,342
and perfect and gigantic,
but you know what?
513
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:14,952
She isn't real.
514
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,087
If she was real,
she'd be different.
515
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:20,697
I know that, if I was real,
516
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,743
I'd want people to listen to me.
517
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,963
I'd want people to care
about what I think
and not ignore me.
518
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,923
I guess what these protesters
are trying to say
519
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,838
is that women-- real women--
520
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:33,406
aren't that different
from regular people.
521
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,799
They want the same
things that men want.
522
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:38,759
Only men don't have to hold
a big protest to get them.
523
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:41,152
And women shouldn't
have to either.
524
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,417
[smattering of applause]
525
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:50,205
Well, I'm very
proud of you boys.
526
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,643
Let's go home where I can truly
express how I'm feeling.
527
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,167
I've had six hours to figure out
528
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,258
all the horrible things
that are going to happen to you.
529
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:02,565
You, I still
have to think about.
530
00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,440
Get him to Deaconess Diabetic
Center right away.
531
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,006
Dad! Tell them
what's going on!
532
00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:13,707
-Tell them I'm not...
-He's fading!
Let's go! Let's go!
533
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,836
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