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There you go.
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Hey, oh, thank you so much. Yeah, of
course.
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So thirsty.
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Right. So, I need some advice.
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Okay, sure.
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I've been thinking about starting porn.
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What do you think?
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First of all, why are you bringing that
up to me?
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Well, I mean, I figured that you would
be able to give me some really good
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insight and advice. Like, I feel like it
would be a really good idea. Don't you
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think? Look, I've only been married to
your mom for, like, six months. This is,
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like, a big decision.
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Well, I guess, but, I mean, I'm young,
I'm hot, and I feel like it could sell
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really good.
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Listen, hon, I mean, there's a lot of
shady stuff that happens in that
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and you've got to really worry about,
like, who you're working with. I guess,
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yeah. And, like, protection.
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But I thought you'd be happy for me and
support me and, you know.
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Listen, I'll support you in whatever you
decide to do. But, I mean, I'm not your
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real dad.
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So, like, I got to kind of, like, what
would your mother say?
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I mean, I don't know. I haven't really
thought it through all the way yet. But
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just feel like it'd be really fun.
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And if not now, when, you know?
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All right, listen.
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Why don't you just take some time and
really.
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think about this and do your research
and like, you got to know what you're
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getting into before you jump in. You
know, like it's, it's a lot more than a
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of people think. Yeah. You think so?
Yeah. Yeah. So just, just think about
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All right. Well, thank you, Scott.
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I guess, you know, I'll think about it,
but thank you for your advice and see
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you later. All right.
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Scott.
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Look, don't you think this looks good?
Put this all in the corner.
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You're kidding me, right? I mean, look
at the arch and everything.
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I don't even know what to do with you.
Look, we can't talk about this.
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What do you mean? I mean, hey, I think I
would make a pretty good video.
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I can't even with you. I just can't.
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Boo.
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God, come here.
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Can you help me with something?
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Yeah, Pixie, hang on a sec.
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I'll be right there.
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All right. Be quick.
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What do you need?
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Look.
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What are you doing?
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What? I think it would make a really
good video. Like, we could make one with
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toy. But you're, like, naked. Like, I'm
not the person. But, like, think about
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it. It would sell really well. I mean, I
think it's really hot.
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Don't you love it?
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This is crazy.
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You don't want to, like, help me with
the video or something?
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I can't help you with this stuff. Oh,
come on.
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Scott!
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Scott!
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Scott, come! I'm stuck in the washer!
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You're what? Hold on a second.
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What?
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I'm stuck in the washer.
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You're kidding me, right? I mean...
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I'm doing what you said. I'm thinking
about it. And isn't this one of the
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good pornos?
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You've taken this way too far. There's a
line that you keep crossing.
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What do you mean you're watching pornos?
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Well, you know, practice makes perfect.
So this is one of the classics.
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Does it make you look so good?
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I mean, I see these everywhere. I know
they do well, but... Oh, this is too
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much. Come on.
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It's really too much for me. It looks
good!
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Hey! So, what do you think of my outfit,
Scott?
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Um... It's cute, huh?
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And this is for... Well, I thought that
maybe we could do a little bit of
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roleplay. You could be, like, my tutor.
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And we could study something like
anatomy.
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Oh, wait, no. Even better. What about
sex ed?
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What is this all about? Are you back to
that porn thing again?
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Yeah. So, here's what I was thinking.
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We could do a really cute video, do some
roleplay, and, you know, you probably
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have, like, a really big dick, right?
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No, no, this is not okay.
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We're not doing a video.
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Why not?
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Because you... I mean, come on. I know
you want to.
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Weren't you supposed to think this
through?
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I am thinking it through.
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This is, you know, practice makes
perfect, and what better way to try it
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This is just not a good idea.
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I mean, why not? I mean, you would be
perfect for it, right? And I can tell
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a pretty good size.
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It's pretty big.
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This is so inappropriate.
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Here's what we're going to do.
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We're just going to take these off.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I really can't believe this is
happening right now.
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Is it good? What do you think?
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It doesn't suck.
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Well, I mean, it does, but... Wow.
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You have been doing your research.
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You are pretty good at this.
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You think so?
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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you should do that second cock, don't
you? Mm -hmm.
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Yeah? Mm -hmm.
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Oh.
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Oh, that's a good girl.
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Just keep doing it?
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Yeah.
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Oh
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my
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God, it's so good.
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So good? Yeah.
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It's so deep.
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Do you like it? Yeah.
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It's so good, baby.
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Good. So, what do you think? I think if
you're going to do this, you're going to
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need a good agent.
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Yeah? I know just the guy.
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Do you?
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Yeah, let me take over everything for
you.
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You're going to help me out?
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We'll make sure you're a big star.
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I'm so excited.
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And you have a built -in practice
partner.
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I love it.
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