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So young lady, as soon as your mother gets here, we'll get all this

out.

Okay.

So until then, just sit right there.

Okay, I will sit right here.

I'm starting late.

Hi. Oh, my God.

Hi.

How are you, Peter?

Oh, my God. It's been so long. I know.

It's been a while.

You're just as beautiful as I remember you. Thank you. And you're as handsome

I remember.

I am very surprised to see you tonight.

Oh, really? Very surprised.

That's my stepdaughter.

Oh, well.

Yeah.

Please have a seat.

Oh, you're a principal.

Yeah. Thank you.

So, hi.

I can't believe you walked in my door today.

It's a surprise seeing you here.

Wow, you bring back so many amazing memories for me.

Do you guys know each other or something?

Yes. We actually went to high school together.

It was a little more than that.

Yeah, we dated for a few years.

Oh.

We were the couple in high school.

Oh, yeah. We had so much fun.

Do you remember prom night?

How could I forget that? Oh, my God. Our level broke down and we had to walk the

rest of the way.

It was the best walk of my life.

Oh, my God. It was fun. And afterwards.

Oh, afterwards.

Yeah.

Okay, well, we can save that for another time. We'll catch up later. Well,

what's going on with Eden?

Yes, Eden.

Well, it appears Eden has appropriated, and somehow, the answers

to the final exam.

Not only that, but was selling them to the other students.

Are you kidding me? Why would you do that, Eden?

Um, how do you even know it was me for the first, like... We have you on video,

going in, taking the test, and found it with several other students,

and every one of them told us Eden's the one that gave it to us.

I mean, if he does, though, but, I mean... Wait, they fucking ratted on me?

Every one of them.

Sweetheart, I know you've got, like, the kindness of heart, but you've got to

understand that people, they take advantage of you sometimes.

Okay, but I literally help every single one of them pass.

It doesn't matter.

Like, when it comes down to it, he's going to get in trouble.

And you cheated in order to do it.

Literally.

He didn't. Whatever.

Can you give me the name?

Do you know who ratted on me? You know who you gave him to.

So, just figure it was every one of them.

I'm going to have to tell your dad.

So, what's going to happen? Where do we go from here?

Let me show you this.

Okay.

So, this is our code of conduct.

I'm supposed to abide by this for the entire school district.

Clearly, as you can see, right here, her offense is punishable

by expulsion.

You did it? There's not much below this.

Um, it was literally, like, one time.

That's all it takes is one time.

So, I don't know how you feel about your daughter being expelled.

I, it can't happen. Your dad would be so pissed. Like, we can't, we can't have

you expelled.

I can do, like, I can work and I can, I don't know, I can stay, like, after

school and do some, I don't know.

You only have, like, a couple more months.

I mean, I understand how this could adversely affect her future.

I really don't have a whole lot of options.

Well, is there anything we can do to, you know... Is there something we can do

to make this go away, or just so she can graduate at least?

When we say go away...

What are you thinking?

I don't know. Maybe I can help out around the school.

Or she can do something to make up for it.

Help out.

Office assistant.

Something. Well, I certainly want her to be held accountable for her actions.

Unfortunately, I feel that this is very much a learned behavior that she's

learned at home. And I'm sorry if I upset you with that.

She certainly didn't learn this from school.

Well, she didn't learn it at home either, so... Well, actually, I think

very right about that. I really do, because I literally hear you and Dad

single night arguing and door slamming every single night, and let me tell

you... Wait, this is like our personal business. You can't be going around

telling this to... You guys have been old -time friends, okay? Excuse me,

girl. I'm the parent, okay?

So... You're the one who needs to take responsibility for your behavior.

I'm taking responsibility that I did it, but this is where it comes from. Like,

I'm obviously struggling at home.

Well, I know when we were in school together, she was

definitely a rebel.

We broke a lot of rules back then. Wait, are you, like, are you taking her side?

I'm not necessarily taking her side, but... She doesn't need to hear any of

I certainly remember some fond memories of skipping school.

Oh, my God. See, I've never skipped. I'm just saying.

Okay, that's enough. What can we do to, like, what can we do to rectify

the situation?

What do we need to do?

Yes. So, perhaps we can...

Find a little bit of wiggle room in here with this and maybe get her some

counseling. Our guidance counselors, maybe have them talk to her a little

Maybe stay after school a little bit. Do some work for the teachers that she

worked sealing the tests from.

I think that's a great idea.

Yeah.

What do you think?

Sure.

For some of the responsibility that had to take some consequence for her

actions. Okay.

But on the same instant, I think maybe there are some consequences

that could be shared.

What do you mean shared?

Well, do you remember that time that we slipped off and

went over to the...

A little late down by the school.

That was a couple times.

Yeah.

Anyway, I was remembering fondly about those times.

That's a good time. Some of the best times.

Let me check it out.

What?

I have such fond memories of those times.

I'm still here.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't know.

I'm just thinking maybe if we really work

together in all this, that we can probably just make this completely

What do you mean exactly?

Well...

If you, like you said, share a little bit of the burden of the responsibility

this learned behavior.

Learned behavior?

Yeah.

Maybe we could all walk away from this happy.

You know, I mean, maybe if we just...

Take a, you know, short little walk down memory lane.

Um, um, um, um, dad?

What about your dad?

He doesn't need to come.

I mean... Come?

Obviously, we've been fighting lately. That's what you told him, right?

Yeah, but... Do you not want to walk in graduation?

I do.

Okay, well...

Mom's just, you know.

Just doing what she needs to do.

Yeah, this is for you. I better go IV.

Okay. This is for you.

Better not say anything to your dad either.

We'll see.

Oh, my God.

I mean, you don't have to look.

I don't want to.

This is actually getting

really

hot in here.

I remember that. Oh, hell yeah.

Really good memories.

Oh, my God.

You remember that, don't you? Oh, yeah.

I do remember this. You remember that, huh? Oh, yeah.

Oh, look.

Oh, my God.

My principal's penis is in my future.

Is that hard?

Almost.

Have you never seen a penis before? No, Mom.

No. Okay.

No.

Clearly, you've seen plenty.

Well, this one is about to help you get out of some serious trouble, so.

Yeah, I mean, we can make this go away.

Yeah.

If we make this go away.

Mm -hmm.

And I just, like, don't have to tell anybody, like, students, nobody. I just

have to keep this to myself.

It's safe in my office.

Got it.

Oh, my God.

It's bigger than I remember.

It's been too long. I know.

Way too long.

So, how many, like, moms do you... like do this with?

None.

Well, maybe Frankie's mom.

What? Oh, okay. That's why Frankie graduated.

Well, he had a very enthusiastic mother.

Okay. Don't worry about anyone else. This is, this is, you know, about you

right now. This is about you.

Yes.

Okay. All right.

I can't tell your dad either.

Okay, I won't tell anybody.

Taylor, may we? What?

Would you stand up?

Okay.

Come here, Eden. Come on.

You're not out of the hook today. Come on.

I'm doing this for you. Get up.

This is happening.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

that

brings back memories.

I have to burn this out of my memory just so you know.

It's a good thing I have a counselor now, apparently.

Well, you're going to have to help me with this, so don't think you're just

going to sit there and I'm going to do all the work, okay?

Okay, I'm watching and learning. I'm a quick learner.

Am I as good as you remember?

Oh, even better.

Why are you moaning? Stop.

God.

Because it's so good.

Just like I remember.

Acting like it's a lollipop.

Do you want to come help me suck this lollipop?

Well,

you're the one who got her in this position.

Exactly.

Okay. Just do it.

That's good.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

How's she doing?

Well, she has a few leans away from her stepmother, but I think she's on her

way.

Wait,

are you recording?

Well, you know, this is just for me.

For you?

Yeah, you know, so I can look back and enjoy these memories.

Oh my god, that is so sweet.

Okay, I'm sweating.

Am I getting too hot for you?

Not you guys, it's me.

She's such a prat.

I think I know where she gets it from.

You've got to share some of the responsibility.

Right?

She's so good.

Good.

Good girl.

A little sloppy.

Wow.

So nice and hard.

Oh, yeah.

Well, you know what I really want?

What?

I want to maybe show you like I used to.

I don't know. See?

What?

Nothing. Nothing.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh my God.

Yes, I do.

I feel so good.

You

know,

you should be very thankful to your mother for all she's done today.

I agree.

Why don't you give me a little kiss?

To show your gratitude.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

So much memory.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Give it to me. Oh, my gosh, yes.

You deserve it. I so do.

This

is

all for you

We'll have the janitor clean it.

probably... What do you think?

She committed the crime.

Exactly. She should have to deal with some punishment.

This is so tight.

I think this meeting has officially come to an end, and you don't need to worry

about your little issue.

We'll take care of that.

Thank you.

Miss? Oh, yeah.

She'll walk?

She walks. And she'll be on the honor roll?

That might be another meeting.

And,

by the way, what are you doing Friday night?

Oh, my God.

Can we go?