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It's not right for you to
divorce me and stay married to
my family.
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My daughter,
she was born sleeping.
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How would you describe
your marriage?
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Rachel, I know
you're still married.
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You know, sometimes I wish
you'd just hit me instead.
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Well, if you want someone
to behave like a dick in
public.
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Anxiolytic.
It's a total disinhibitor.
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It's not like
you're doing it for her.
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- Why am I doing it?
- I'll let you down.
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You haven't crossed my mind.
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How are you going to stop me
from inside, eh?
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-I'm going to kill him.
- There's a queue.
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Yes.
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He's dead.
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- What?
- Jack's dead.
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-Uh...
- And we killed him.
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- Well, you did.
- Hey, wait a minute.
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Because you said
it was something--
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Anxiolytic.
It was anxiolytic.
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We gave it
to Emily, remember?
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And she was fine.
In, like, five minutes.
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And it leaves no trace.
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Yeah, well, whatever it was,
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I've just pulled him
out of the pool face first.
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- But he's still dead.
- Yes, Tej!
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Oh.
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Look, I've got to call the
police before the kids get
home.
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All right, yeah.
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Oh, wait, wait, no, no, no.
You can't.
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- What?
-Because you called me.
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If the police
are in any way suspicious,
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the first thing they're going
to do is check your phone
record...
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- ...which will link you to me,
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to everyone,
the whole revenge club.
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- What you do that for?
- Because you just said that.
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No fucking point now.
Listen to me.
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My phone uses an SS7 exploit,
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meaning I can call
without leaving a trace.
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But if I can get a hold of
yours, I can do something
similar.
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I can do a patch job,
scramble the records,
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make it look like
you called your bank.
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-Yeah, okay.
- I'm coming over.
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Do not call. I repeat, do not
call.
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Tej, my kids are with their
gran.
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If they come home
and I haven't reported this...
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I'll be there. - Tej, don't
let anyone see you.
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No one's gonna see me.
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Mom and dad are asleep
and the restaurant's--
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I know.
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I know, Nani, I know, okay?
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I'm really, really sorry, okay?
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I'll call you next week,
but I really do have to--
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I have to go.
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Hey, hey, hey, don't think
you're going anywhere
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without saying hello
to your brother, come on.
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No one even told me
he was coming.
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Nonsense, it was all over
the family WhatsApp group.
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What family WhatsApp group?
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Ro-Ro.
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Beige!
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Come here.
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Oh, mate, I'm so sorry
I missed the wedding.
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Turns out it's for the best,
though, eh?
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You had a good few years?
Get up to anything fun?
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Ah, you know, this and that.
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He's being modest.
He went to India.
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Rohan's been studying
at the Chinmaya Mission
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under Swami Vishwananda
himself.
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Yes, studying/sent under duress
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to get his anger issues
under control.
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Best thing
that ever happened to me, man.
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You know, I'm happier,
I'm calmer and even better,
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I get to take what I've learned
and pass it on.
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So many people
want to hear him lead puja.
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They've had to ticket it.
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2,000 of his TikTok followers
went into the ballot.
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Well, I am handing out
free Krispy Kremes.
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Ah.
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Speaking of delicious
and a tiny bit naughty,
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try.
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-Oh.
-But be warned.
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Anyone's ever tasted
my Handvo pancakes
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has fallen for me hard.
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Um, no, one Jogia boy's
quite enough, thank you.
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Oh, come on.
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Mm.
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Yeah?
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What'd I tell you?
What'd I tell you?
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Hey, let me--
I have to go.
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Who died?
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Hello?
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You're never going
to believe this.
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- Tej?
- Jack only went and died.
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- What?
-What happened?
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- Is someone there?
- Jack's dead.
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- What?
- Is it Steve?
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No, it's not Steve.
It's Calum.
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What happened?
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I don't know, but it's got
nothing to do with us.
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Rachel found him face down
in the pool this morning.
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Jesus.
Drowned in the pool.
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Jesus Christ.
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- I need to ring Rachel.
- No, do not-- do not do that.
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Fuck's wrong
with you people?
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Just sit tight, do nothing,
act normal, okay?
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- Fuck.
- I know.
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You okay?
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Yeah, why wouldn't I be okay?
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Because...
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- I mean, we did just--
- No, we didn't.
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Don't go there.
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He was fine when we left him.
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Fuck.
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Sorry. Wrong house.
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What sort of psycho orders
Indian takeaway at 10:00 a.m.?
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Rachel,
I can see you're in shock.
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And we want nothing more
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than to give you the space
to take it in.
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But to do that, we have
to ask you some questions.
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Is that okay?
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I'm sorry, I--
I can't do this.
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I can't do this.
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Listen. If you do want to talk
about what happened--
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Let's just keep
this simple, yeah?
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Okay, now, fuck off.
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What do you want, Charlotte?
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- Can I come in?
- No.
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Oh, okay. Um...
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Well, what do you want?
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It wasn't supposed
to be like this.
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Oh, you don't fucking say.
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Look, the wedding
is a fresh start.
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For the three of us.
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No matter what you might think.
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I want that for you, too.
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- Oh.
- I...
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I want you to let us go.
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- You want me to forgive you?
- No.
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I'm not asking that.
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A new roof
doesn't change the weather.
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But it can keep out the rain a
bit.
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So can you?
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Can you let us go?
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Okay, um...
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bye then.
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But you're not
going to let go.
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Not really, not completely.
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Because it'll always be there,
that thought gnawing away
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at the back of your skull.
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What if he does it again?
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What he said to you, he said to
me, he could say to someone
else.
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And when that fresh start goes
stale, Charlotte, which it
will,
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that thought
is going to fucking scream.
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He never loved you.
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Pathologist report.
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Quite a cocktail
in his stomach.
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Cocaine.
Also found under his nails.
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So, he was obviously
chopping out the lines.
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Ketamine, consistent with
traces
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found inside baggies
left around the house.
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Vodka, champagne
and tequila.
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All washed down
with chlorinated water.
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Drowned then.
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Look, the amount of ketamine
in his system,
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I'm surprised he was able
to fall in, never mind get out.
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Only other marks
on the body
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with contusions on his hand,
consistent with a punch.
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Traces of blood
on the wedding ring, not his.
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Which no doubt
we won't have a match for.
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Well...
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Who?
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I think there's more to this.
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His DNA
has now been found
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at the scene
of two suspicious deaths.
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Well, that's certainly
struck a nerve.
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Gut?
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I can believe
Jackson punched him.
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He's a very punchable guy.
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But a killer?
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I mean,
if there even is one, Rosa.
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Time will tell.
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Hiya.
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Oh, Rita. Hello.
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You're a bit early.
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- Oh, cuppa? I'm having.
- Yes, please, thanks.
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Um, milk, no sugar.
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Milk, no sugar.
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We, uh, the group,
we go out for drinks after.
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It's really nice, actually.
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We've, uh-- we've-- we've
actually become friends, the
six of us.
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That's wonderful to hear.
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Well, always room
for a seventh.
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Well, I am always happy
to spend time with friends.
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Friends.
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Ah, Steven.
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I heard about your dad.
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How is he?
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Not good.
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It's been a challenging week.
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For some more than others.
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My trusty jasper is to hand,
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should anyone need
to ground themselves.
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Ah, bollocks.
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Because grief is something
all of you will know.
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The death of a relationship
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is no less painful
than the death of a person.
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00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:28,241
It is, though,
a complicated grief.
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Perhaps something there
resonates with you.
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If so, the conch is yours.
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- Steven?
- No.
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- Anyone else?
- My dad loved my mum.
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You could measure it out
in cups of tea.
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Because he'd always make her
a fresh brew
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if she asked for it.
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Thing is, she never drank it.
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Used to drive him mad.
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Used to have to sit there,
watch it go cold, on the side.
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And then she had the nerve
to ask him for another one.
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He'd always make her a fresh
cup.
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And then he'd have to sit there
and watch that go cold.
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And then, she had a heart
attack.
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Oh.
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I mean, she was all right.
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For a while.
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But she...
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And he still kept making them,
the silly sod.
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And he'd wait for it to go
cold,
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and then he'd go and he'd make
her another one because she...
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Because she couldn't ask for
it.
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Now, don't get me wrong, Sue's
brilliant. I love Sue, but...
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I've been spending a lot of
time with my dad in the last
week and...
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can't help thinking...
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I don't think Sue...
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would keep making me cups of
tea.
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Crusts.
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Bloody hell. Um, crusts.
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Yeah, Jim refused
to eat them, point blank.
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Middle-aged man,
breakfast of a child.
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So, I used to cut them off for
him because...
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it's what you do.
241
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Yeah. - RITA: You do the
little things.
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Sometimes I think about
setting the restaurant on fire.
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- Oh, fucking hell!
-No, I wouldn't.
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All my stuff's upstairs.
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But then Mira
wouldn't be there.
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She'd have to go.
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And then, she'd be out of my
life forever.
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You know, my feelings
aren't complicated. I just...
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I just want her to hurt.
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The way I do.
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But she doesn't.
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How do you know she doesn't?
253
00:14:09,586 --> 00:14:10,793
Wait, am I the arsehole?
254
00:14:34,034 --> 00:14:36,000
It's been a week
and I still think it's him.
255
00:14:37,655 --> 00:14:39,241
And then, when it isn't, I...
256
00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:43,896
Sorry, I can't help it.
257
00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:47,862
I've been practicing in front
of the mirror, but I just...
258
00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:50,655
Does it make me a bad person?
259
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,241
No, of course not.
260
00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:55,413
He was still
a person though, wasn't he?
261
00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:59,172
Still had hopes and dreams and
things that he wanted to do.
262
00:14:59,275 --> 00:15:01,000
Still could have changed.
263
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:06,655
Anyway, fuck him, who's next?
264
00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:08,068
You can't be serious.
265
00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:11,000
After everything that's
happened?
266
00:15:11,103 --> 00:15:12,965
Should we even
still be meeting like this?
267
00:15:13,068 --> 00:15:15,896
Well, diverging
from normal behaviors
268
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,413
could arguably look
even more suspicious.
269
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,862
But we don't have to just talk
about revenge, do we?
270
00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:22,310
That is not all we are.
271
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,137
Well...
272
00:15:30,758 --> 00:15:32,724
- Whose go would it be?
- Mine or Steve's.
273
00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:34,413
Uh, hello, excuse me?
274
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,655
Well, you don't want to do it.
275
00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:39,517
I didn't say that. A man died.
276
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:42,000
The police interviewed Calum.
277
00:15:42,103 --> 00:15:43,931
Who's next for interrogation?
278
00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:47,448
Rita, we left the party.
279
00:15:47,551 --> 00:15:49,172
Whatever happened today
has got nothing to do
280
00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:50,689
with any of us, right, Rachel?
281
00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:52,965
Well, the police think
it's misadventure, so.
282
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,827
So, it's just an
accident?
283
00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:56,379
Oh, yeah,
but there's a few other details
284
00:15:56,482 --> 00:15:58,275
that the police don't know,
aren't there?
285
00:15:58,379 --> 00:15:59,724
All right.
286
00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:02,862
What if we do something nice?
287
00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:04,103
What are you talking about?
288
00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:06,517
Well, Mira, I want her gone,
yeah,
289
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:09,034
but I've kind of gone off
the whole revenge thing now,
290
00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:12,137
so instead,
why don't we just come together
291
00:16:12,241 --> 00:16:14,000
to give her something
she actually wants?
292
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,551
- Which is?
- Easy.
293
00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:17,206
To study under Raja Patel.
294
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,241
What's a Raja Patel?
295
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:21,862
He's like
the Gordon Ramsey of Gujarat.
296
00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:25,620
I mean, she's cooked for him
before. She even blew him away.
297
00:16:25,724 --> 00:16:27,137
He offered an apprenticeship
on the spot,
298
00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:28,413
but she turned it down.
299
00:16:28,517 --> 00:16:30,310
-Why?
- Imposter syndrome.
300
00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:33,551
If she wrote to him, I know
he'd give her another chance.
301
00:16:33,655 --> 00:16:35,137
Then she'd be out
of my life for good.
302
00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:39,724
But she's never been able
to pluck up the courage.
303
00:16:39,827 --> 00:16:42,068
Well, then good job
she's got her own PR exec
304
00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:43,206
to do it for her.
305
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:45,034
That's right.
306
00:16:58,275 --> 00:16:59,241
Got you something.
307
00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:09,689
Well, that's incredibly
morbid.
308
00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:12,034
Nah, it's a collector's
item.
309
00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:14,448
Or it would have been.
310
00:17:16,448 --> 00:17:18,172
To Mr. Smoothie,
311
00:17:18,275 --> 00:17:21,310
and a case closed
with zero overtime.
312
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:30,793
Maybe there was
a killer after all.
313
00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:34,862
Don't give me that look.
I invented that look.
314
00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:36,620
And I'm as suspicious
as they come, Rosa,
315
00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:39,448
but sometimes
it is just Occam's razor.
316
00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:42,172
You don't know Occam's razor.
317
00:17:42,275 --> 00:17:45,034
What I know is that you do
this job for long enough,
318
00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:47,586
you rack up so many losses you
forget what a win looks like.
319
00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:49,482
Look, he had the coke to come
up,
320
00:17:49,586 --> 00:17:50,724
the ket to bring him down,
321
00:17:50,827 --> 00:17:52,827
lost his foot and fell in,
couldn't get out.
322
00:17:52,931 --> 00:17:54,172
It happens.
323
00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:55,862
Oh, I'm not so sure.
324
00:17:56,586 --> 00:17:58,758
He had enough ketamine in him
to bring down a rhino.
325
00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:01,241
Something's not sitting right.
326
00:18:01,344 --> 00:18:02,689
That'll be the Broska.
327
00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:06,551
Right.
If you need some actual drinks,
328
00:18:06,655 --> 00:18:08,724
can we please go to the pub?
329
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Fine.
330
00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:27,551
Cheers everyone. Ciao. Salud.
331
00:18:27,655 --> 00:18:29,206
Celebrating?
332
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,793
Well, Mira certainly is.
333
00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:32,758
She's been given
a huge opportunity.
334
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,103
- Oh, yeah?
-Tell him, Mira.
335
00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:37,655
I'm going to be
equity partner at Rara.
336
00:18:41,206 --> 00:18:42,551
You fucking what?
337
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,310
Well, there was a chance
we were going to lose her.
338
00:18:44,413 --> 00:18:46,172
We could hardly have that,
could we?
339
00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:47,551
So there was something else, then?
340
00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:50,103
I got another offer from
Raja Patel,
341
00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:52,724
and I can't quite believe
I turned it down again,
342
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,344
but, you know,
working at a restaurant
343
00:18:54,448 --> 00:18:57,241
is about making it
feel like home, and...
344
00:18:58,482 --> 00:18:59,862
- I found mine.
- Mine.
345
00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:02,310
My home.
346
00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:05,310
Fuck's sake.
347
00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:06,620
Wait, Tej!
348
00:19:07,758 --> 00:19:10,137
Tej!
349
00:19:10,241 --> 00:19:11,275
Come here.
350
00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:12,379
Come here.
351
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,172
Look, mate.
352
00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:17,689
I'm not blind.
353
00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:18,931
Okay?
354
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:23,034
I can see that Mira being here
is causing you some...
355
00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:25,206
Some pain, innit?
356
00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:27,344
Yeah.
357
00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:29,896
So, what we need
358
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,034
is to figure out how to get her
away.
359
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:35,620
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
360
00:19:35,724 --> 00:19:37,034
No, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that-- that's good.
361
00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:38,793
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
362
00:19:38,896 --> 00:19:39,965
So, I'm going to ask her out.
363
00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:42,034
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
364
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,241
- No! No, no, no!
- Shh! Listen.
365
00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:46,137
Because if
I'm taking her out on dates
366
00:19:46,241 --> 00:19:48,034
and doing all that, she's going
to be spending less time
367
00:19:48,137 --> 00:19:49,724
- around here, isn't she?
- No, but you can't--
368
00:19:49,827 --> 00:19:51,275
Or do you want her
around here forever?
369
00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:52,448
Well, obviously not.
370
00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:53,965
Because I could do fun dates
in the restaurant,
371
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:55,586
but that'd just keep her
around here more, wouldn't it?
372
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,206
- Right.
- Right.
373
00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:01,724
So dates in the restaurant,
or dates out the restaurant?
374
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:03,724
Dates out the restaurant.
375
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:06,965
Good idea!
376
00:20:07,068 --> 00:20:08,931
I'd look hella cheap
otherwise.
377
00:20:10,482 --> 00:20:12,448
Oh, and, you know,
to tell you the truth,
378
00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:14,758
I'm actually just
a little bit relieved,
379
00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:17,413
because we kind of
made out last week.
380
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,827
What?
381
00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:21,206
But that was kind of like, you
know, part of the plan, innit?
382
00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:22,517
You know, I just got a head
start.
383
00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:25,379
Yeah.
384
00:20:25,482 --> 00:20:26,689
Nice one, Beige.
385
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,068
Good talk.
386
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:35,758
You know, just once, I'd love
it
387
00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:38,448
if one of our plans
went off without a hitch.
388
00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:48,448
♪ Whack for my daddy, oh
389
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,724
♪ There's whiskey in the jar
390
00:20:50,827 --> 00:20:54,000
No, I've only just
killed that earworm.
391
00:20:54,103 --> 00:20:57,034
Our whole Irish road trip,
Dan had it on a fucking loop.
392
00:20:59,517 --> 00:21:00,724
Tej?
393
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,931
There's something
you should know.
394
00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:04,896
You never
disconnected the cameras.
395
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,034
Show me.
396
00:21:07,482 --> 00:21:11,206
♪ Told me that she loved me
and that she'd never leave me ♪
397
00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:15,137
♪ But the devil take that
woman, for they never can be
easy ♪
398
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,448
♪ Dum a ding, dum a doo, dum a
da ♪
399
00:21:17,551 --> 00:21:19,620
♪ Whack for my daddy, oh
400
00:21:19,724 --> 00:21:21,413
♪ Whack for my daddy, oh
401
00:21:21,517 --> 00:21:24,172
♪ There's whiskey in the jar
402
00:21:24,275 --> 00:21:25,896
Oh, we don't need
to watch this.
403
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,517
What are you doing?
I want to see it.
404
00:21:28,724 --> 00:21:32,000
How can I not think about it?
I'll never be her.
405
00:21:32,103 --> 00:21:34,862
Emily's not, you know, uh--
406
00:21:34,965 --> 00:21:37,517
Don't bullshit me. I have eyes.
407
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:38,827
Here we go.
408
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,551
- Em, maybe you should--
- Shh.
409
00:21:40,655 --> 00:21:43,034
Dan.
410
00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:44,793
- Emily is beautiful.
-Ugh.
411
00:21:44,896 --> 00:21:47,965
Fine, yes,
but it has made her ugly.
412
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,000
You know those girls
at school that are so hot
413
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:53,310
they never develop a
personality?
414
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,517
Emily is so much worse than
that
415
00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:57,172
because she did develop
a personality,
416
00:21:57,275 --> 00:22:00,172
but a fucking awful one.
417
00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:02,931
She's vain, and vapid,
418
00:22:03,034 --> 00:22:06,172
and arrogant,
and narcissistic.
419
00:22:08,379 --> 00:22:10,034
When I married Emily,
420
00:22:10,137 --> 00:22:12,000
I didn't know what love was.
421
00:22:12,103 --> 00:22:13,379
Em.
422
00:22:15,448 --> 00:22:16,827
Shut it down, Tej.
423
00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:29,620
He's just saying it
because he has to say it
424
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:33,793
because she's a pitiful,
insecure wreck of a human.
425
00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:36,448
- I know.
- He loved me.
426
00:22:36,551 --> 00:22:37,655
I loved him.
427
00:22:37,758 --> 00:22:39,068
Of course you did.
428
00:22:39,172 --> 00:22:40,931
Voice of an angel.
429
00:22:45,724 --> 00:22:47,137
He was my first.
430
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:48,241
Love?
431
00:22:49,655 --> 00:22:51,517
Well, fuck that for a laugh.
432
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,310
Firsts are never good.
433
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:54,620
Trust me on that.
434
00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:57,827
Lasts, on the other hand.
435
00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:06,965
- Sorry about the, um...
- All good.
436
00:23:08,241 --> 00:23:09,724
You'd make an excellent
bouncer, by the way.
437
00:23:09,827 --> 00:23:11,172
You're fucking wasted in PR.
438
00:23:13,241 --> 00:23:14,827
See, when Bex
and me started dating--
439
00:23:14,931 --> 00:23:17,448
Oh, can we not do exes?
Or dating?
440
00:23:17,551 --> 00:23:18,965
We're not dating.
441
00:23:19,068 --> 00:23:20,793
You're either in or you're out.
442
00:23:20,896 --> 00:23:23,310
And no, you can't do
an in-or-out joke.
443
00:23:23,413 --> 00:23:25,000
But it's right there on the
table.
444
00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:26,793
Leave it on the table.
445
00:23:29,482 --> 00:23:30,517
I'm in.
446
00:23:33,965 --> 00:23:35,241
And I'm out.
447
00:23:43,793 --> 00:23:44,793
Come on.
448
00:23:52,655 --> 00:23:53,931
Mom!
449
00:23:54,034 --> 00:23:55,137
Oh, I forgot.
450
00:23:55,241 --> 00:23:58,310
- She's out.
- That's fine. Um...
451
00:23:58,413 --> 00:23:59,758
I just...
452
00:23:59,862 --> 00:24:02,275
popped by to see how you all
were.
453
00:24:02,379 --> 00:24:03,689
But something was nagging at
me,
454
00:24:03,793 --> 00:24:05,724
but I think it was just that I
hadn't done a welfare check
yet.
455
00:24:08,758 --> 00:24:10,034
How are you?
456
00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:13,896
Hey, look at them.
457
00:24:15,103 --> 00:24:16,310
They're fab.
458
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:19,965
Thanks, I don't usually
do nails, but Mom said I could.
459
00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,931
I was going to do waves...
460
00:24:23,034 --> 00:24:25,965
...but Joanne at
school's got blue celestial
finish...
461
00:24:26,068 --> 00:24:29,689
His nails.
His nails, Leon.
462
00:24:29,793 --> 00:24:31,827
Why did they find coke
under them but no ketamine?
463
00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:35,068
Unless somebody spiked him.
464
00:24:38,068 --> 00:24:39,896
I think someone
murdered Jack Jackson.
465
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,206
You're not
still watching it, are you?
466
00:24:45,896 --> 00:24:48,172
From one prick to another.
467
00:24:48,275 --> 00:24:50,241
Come to Rara Restaurant this
Sunday
468
00:24:50,344 --> 00:24:52,689
and we will feed
more than just your stomach.
469
00:24:52,793 --> 00:24:55,793
Join me, Baba Om,
for a guided meditation
470
00:24:55,896 --> 00:24:58,103
and walk your path to Shanti.
471
00:24:58,206 --> 00:24:59,448
It's going to be Om-believable.
472
00:24:59,551 --> 00:25:01,482
Apparently
he's an influencer now.
473
00:25:02,896 --> 00:25:05,689
Fucking despicable human being.
474
00:25:05,793 --> 00:25:07,827
You know, he's always had
everything he wants in life.
475
00:25:07,931 --> 00:25:09,862
And it has never been enough.
476
00:25:09,965 --> 00:25:12,793
And now he wants Mira.
If he gets her, well, then...
477
00:25:15,206 --> 00:25:16,896
Then they're both
going to be in my life forever.
478
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,827
Look, I know he's not an ex.
I know we have rules, but--
479
00:25:20,931 --> 00:25:23,931
- We make the rules.
- Yeah, let's take down Rohan.
480
00:25:24,034 --> 00:25:25,724
- Hang on.
- Yeah, I'm in.
481
00:25:25,827 --> 00:25:27,655
- Yeah, let's do it.
- No, no, no.
482
00:25:27,758 --> 00:25:31,344
Well, don't I get a say in
this? I thought this was a
democracy.
483
00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:34,172
It is. We all just voted
against you.
484
00:25:34,275 --> 00:25:36,793
Yeah, but what if
something goes wrong again?
485
00:25:36,896 --> 00:25:39,241
- Right, Rach, tell them.
- Sorry, what were you saying?
486
00:25:39,344 --> 00:25:41,758
- Wait, is this about Jim?
- No, it's not about Jim.
487
00:25:41,862 --> 00:25:43,724
It's just that you're all
acting like nothing has
changed,
488
00:25:43,827 --> 00:25:45,551
but everything has.
489
00:25:45,655 --> 00:25:47,379
Why can't any of you see that?
490
00:25:47,482 --> 00:25:49,551
I'm not getting arrested
just to get back at Jim.
491
00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:55,896
Oh, fuck me, you're all mad.
492
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,586
All of you are completely mad.
493
00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:59,517
Hm. I'm out.
494
00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:01,965
And nobody try and stop me.
495
00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:11,000
Right, tell us about Rohan.
496
00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:13,586
Okay, community golden boy,
but he never used to be.
497
00:26:13,689 --> 00:26:16,413
Once upon a time, he was just
this spotty kid with anger
issues.
498
00:26:16,517 --> 00:26:19,310
And then he found religion.
And TikTok.
499
00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:21,655
And a skincare routine.
500
00:26:21,758 --> 00:26:23,793
He sort of
just put them all together.
501
00:26:23,896 --> 00:26:26,689
Anyway, now he's this
teen idol guru thing.
502
00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:29,724
He calls himself Baba Om
and preaches of Raja Yoga
503
00:26:29,827 --> 00:26:31,275
as his path to inner peace
504
00:26:31,379 --> 00:26:33,000
and his path to fame and
fortune.
505
00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:35,310
It's all a lie.
506
00:26:35,413 --> 00:26:37,689
He's a total
screaming hypocrite.
507
00:26:37,793 --> 00:26:40,724
I geolocated his phone when he
said he was in India, and he
wasn't.
508
00:26:40,827 --> 00:26:42,862
He was in Ibiza.
509
00:26:42,965 --> 00:26:45,517
He hasn't changed.
No matter what he says.
510
00:26:46,551 --> 00:26:48,413
That angry kid's still in
there.
511
00:26:48,517 --> 00:26:51,827
If there's one thing that will
turn my Lula and Joshy
512
00:26:51,931 --> 00:26:54,896
off an influencer,
it's lack of authenticity.
513
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,758
So, what you need to do
is you need to find
514
00:26:57,862 --> 00:27:01,275
that angry kid inside of him
and show it to the world.
515
00:27:01,379 --> 00:27:03,137
No, I don't need to show it
to the world.
516
00:27:04,413 --> 00:27:05,448
Just Mira.
517
00:27:05,551 --> 00:27:06,862
What about both?
518
00:27:08,034 --> 00:27:11,965
Oi, Rambo. Safety glasses.
519
00:27:12,068 --> 00:27:14,206
Didn't you used to run into
gunfire?
520
00:27:14,310 --> 00:27:17,000
Oh, yeah, wee beauty.
521
00:27:18,275 --> 00:27:19,620
You pull the pin.
522
00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:22,275
You wait two seconds
523
00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:25,379
and you'll get enough white
smoke to announce a pope.
524
00:27:27,206 --> 00:27:29,379
I'm pretty sure throwing
military-class smoke grenades
525
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:32,517
into a family restaurant
is several sorts of illegal.
526
00:27:32,620 --> 00:27:35,551
Which is why
I'm going to jerryrig a fuse
527
00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:37,689
and encase it in an air
freshener.
528
00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:41,068
Plausible deniability.
529
00:27:41,172 --> 00:27:44,103
All you have to do is plug it
in.
530
00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:45,413
Can I hold her?
531
00:27:47,827 --> 00:27:48,827
All right.
532
00:27:51,206 --> 00:27:53,275
- But be careful.
- Fuck's sake, I'm not seven.
533
00:27:53,379 --> 00:27:55,103
Yeah.
534
00:27:55,206 --> 00:27:56,172
I love you too.
535
00:27:57,827 --> 00:27:59,551
Everything okay?
536
00:28:00,862 --> 00:28:03,310
Silly question, really.
537
00:28:03,413 --> 00:28:05,896
Yeah, that's the Jewish mom for
you.
538
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,965
Can't stop checking in.
539
00:28:08,068 --> 00:28:09,724
Or making lasagna.
540
00:28:10,896 --> 00:28:12,862
That was her letting me know
dinner's on the table.
541
00:28:14,137 --> 00:28:16,758
But you're... - In a
depressed ex-soldier's caravan
542
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:20,137
formulating a plan to take down
a Hindu guru's TikTok empire.
543
00:28:20,241 --> 00:28:23,448
Yeah, life.
Comes at you fast.
544
00:28:23,551 --> 00:28:25,655
I-- I can't look 'em in the
eye.
545
00:28:27,344 --> 00:28:28,310
The kids...
546
00:28:29,689 --> 00:28:31,241
No, they idolize Jack.
547
00:28:32,068 --> 00:28:33,896
And I can't tell them the
truth.
548
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,172
I can't live the lie.
549
00:28:36,689 --> 00:28:38,931
I just wish it wasn't an
accident.
550
00:28:39,034 --> 00:28:40,551
- No, I--
- I get it, Rach.
551
00:28:40,655 --> 00:28:43,482
I didn't mean that. It's not
what I meant. I just...
552
00:28:43,586 --> 00:28:45,724
I mean, I just wish
someone had been there.
553
00:28:45,827 --> 00:28:47,482
Then they could have told me.
554
00:28:47,586 --> 00:28:50,482
Was he angry? Was he scared?
555
00:28:50,586 --> 00:28:51,931
Unrepentant? Remorseful?
556
00:28:52,034 --> 00:28:54,758
I think he was
probably just drunk, Rach.
557
00:28:56,758 --> 00:28:57,896
Yeah, probably.
558
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,241
You should go.
559
00:28:59,344 --> 00:29:01,275
Just be at home.
560
00:29:01,379 --> 00:29:02,379
We can handle this one.
561
00:29:03,344 --> 00:29:06,586
Calum, you fucking twat!
562
00:29:10,896 --> 00:29:13,034
I barely touched it.
563
00:29:13,137 --> 00:29:15,689
One fucking rule! One!
564
00:29:15,793 --> 00:29:17,034
Oh, I mean...
565
00:29:17,137 --> 00:29:18,896
- What did I tell you?
- I know, I know.
566
00:29:54,551 --> 00:29:56,551
Hey, guys, how you doing?
Good to see you.
567
00:29:57,793 --> 00:29:59,862
Hi.
568
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:02,931
Hey, buddy.
Guys, how are we doing?
569
00:30:03,034 --> 00:30:05,517
Not bad. That's awesome.
570
00:30:07,862 --> 00:30:09,206
Ready?
571
00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:13,931
What are you doing?
572
00:30:14,034 --> 00:30:16,758
Just checking
if the air freshener's working.
573
00:30:16,862 --> 00:30:18,448
Breath is the gateway
to the soul, right?
574
00:30:20,206 --> 00:30:22,379
That is right, brother.
575
00:30:22,482 --> 00:30:24,034
I didn't realize you followed
me.
576
00:30:24,137 --> 00:30:26,000
Well, on TikTok anyway.
577
00:30:28,103 --> 00:30:29,379
I know about Ibiza.
578
00:30:33,034 --> 00:30:35,931
How on earth did you find out
about my holiday?
579
00:30:36,034 --> 00:30:39,689
You know, Swami Vishwananda
himself said the Es Vedra
sunset
580
00:30:39,793 --> 00:30:42,655
was the first moment
he truly understood kala.
581
00:30:43,448 --> 00:30:44,758
He recommended it.
582
00:30:45,827 --> 00:30:46,827
Wait.
583
00:30:48,275 --> 00:30:50,724
Tej, did you...
584
00:30:50,827 --> 00:30:52,137
Did you think
I was out there clubbing?
585
00:30:58,206 --> 00:31:01,379
Oh, I can see you're carrying
a lot of resentment for me, eh?
586
00:31:01,482 --> 00:31:04,310
But that's okay. That's okay.
587
00:31:04,413 --> 00:31:05,862
I've got an eight-step
program for that.
588
00:31:06,862 --> 00:31:10,482
You know,
Mira's actually on it.
589
00:31:10,586 --> 00:31:13,689
It's part of her, you know,
healing journey.
590
00:31:14,482 --> 00:31:15,482
From you.
591
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,931
Oh, speaking of Mira,
quick question.
592
00:31:20,965 --> 00:31:22,206
Does she spit or swallow?
593
00:31:24,275 --> 00:31:26,517
When she's cooking?
594
00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:28,000
You know I hate a messy
kitchen.
595
00:31:32,827 --> 00:31:35,344
Brothers and sisters,
596
00:31:35,448 --> 00:31:37,931
family and friends.
597
00:31:39,344 --> 00:31:41,862
Now, we live in a loud world.
598
00:31:41,965 --> 00:31:45,724
A world of flashing screens,
endless notifications,
599
00:31:45,827 --> 00:31:50,034
a thousand distractions pulling
us in a thousand directions.
600
00:31:50,689 --> 00:31:54,931
Is it any wonder that
we lose ourselves in the noise?
601
00:31:55,034 --> 00:31:56,896
It's almost time.
602
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,827
Is it any wonder when faced...
603
00:31:59,931 --> 00:32:02,379
Oh, I think
we might have a problem.
604
00:32:02,482 --> 00:32:04,413
Oh, fuck, fuck!
605
00:32:04,517 --> 00:32:06,310
How does she even know
the plan?
606
00:32:06,413 --> 00:32:07,827
Oh, it's me, she asked.
607
00:32:07,931 --> 00:32:09,172
I thought
she was making conversation.
608
00:32:14,862 --> 00:32:18,896
But the ancient sages,
they taught that the path
609
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,310
to peace is not about
escaping the world.
610
00:32:21,413 --> 00:32:24,827
No. But engaging
with it, fully.
611
00:32:29,655 --> 00:32:34,896
Now, let's all take a moment
to breathe into our peace.
612
00:32:36,517 --> 00:32:39,413
After everything, I thought
better of you than to drop us
all in it.
613
00:32:39,517 --> 00:32:42,827
Emily, I wasn't. I-- I
wouldn't. You're my friends.
614
00:32:43,965 --> 00:32:45,655
I-- I was
just going to say that someone
615
00:32:45,758 --> 00:32:46,931
was going to spoil the event.
616
00:32:47,034 --> 00:32:48,034
That was it.
617
00:32:48,137 --> 00:32:49,724
I just don't want
anyone else to get hurt.
618
00:32:49,827 --> 00:32:51,275
For the last time, Rita, Jack--
619
00:32:51,379 --> 00:32:53,620
I don't care about Jack.
I care about you.
620
00:32:55,241 --> 00:32:57,000
I mean, look at us.
621
00:32:57,103 --> 00:32:58,517
Rachel has got no closure.
622
00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:01,655
Calum is at war with Bex.
Dan is still inside your head.
623
00:33:01,758 --> 00:33:03,862
Are any of us actually any
happier?
624
00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:05,965
Can't we just talk?
625
00:33:06,068 --> 00:33:09,482
If Jim and I had talked,
we wouldn't be in this mess.
626
00:33:09,586 --> 00:33:10,620
Okay.
627
00:33:11,551 --> 00:33:12,896
Okay?
628
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,172
Go on then. Talk to Rohan.
629
00:33:15,275 --> 00:33:17,068
And after, when you're done,
630
00:33:17,172 --> 00:33:20,724
when Mira and Rohan are
official, and Tej, our friend,
631
00:33:20,827 --> 00:33:23,827
is more miserable than ever,
then you talk to him.
632
00:33:28,413 --> 00:33:29,413
So then...
633
00:33:30,586 --> 00:33:32,275
just take a breath.
634
00:33:32,379 --> 00:33:33,517
Let us do our thing.
635
00:33:34,724 --> 00:33:36,551
And after, we'll call you
and go to the pub,
636
00:33:36,655 --> 00:33:39,793
six of us, your friends,
and we'll talk, okay?
637
00:33:40,689 --> 00:33:42,034
- Okay.
- Okay.
638
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:45,586
Emily.
639
00:33:45,689 --> 00:33:46,724
Be careful.
640
00:33:58,413 --> 00:33:59,482
Everything all right?
641
00:34:01,275 --> 00:34:02,551
Emily?
642
00:34:02,655 --> 00:34:04,724
Yeah. Yeah, fine.
643
00:34:04,827 --> 00:34:08,517
Om.
644
00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:10,965
That's the signal.
645
00:34:17,965 --> 00:34:22,275
Om.
646
00:34:32,517 --> 00:34:36,034
Everyone, everyone, everyone
stay calm. Stay calm. Stay
calm.
647
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,517
It-- it's Photoshop.
648
00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:03,586
Those are-- It's deepfakes.
649
00:35:03,689 --> 00:35:05,758
That-- that's not me.
650
00:35:10,034 --> 00:35:12,241
This is you. This is all...
651
00:35:13,137 --> 00:35:14,965
He's always been jealous of me.
652
00:35:15,068 --> 00:35:17,413
I'm telling you,
just fucking look at him.
653
00:35:17,517 --> 00:35:20,103
Now he's been
acting suspicious all day.
654
00:35:20,206 --> 00:35:21,724
All day.
He even knew about Ibiza.
655
00:35:23,137 --> 00:35:26,103
No. No, no, no, no, no.
656
00:35:26,206 --> 00:35:28,310
No, I mean,
I was in Ibiza, but I wasn't...
657
00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:30,310
You know, I wasn't--
658
00:35:34,068 --> 00:35:35,586
Fuck off, Nani!
659
00:35:35,689 --> 00:35:37,793
- Ooh.
- Oh, my God.
660
00:35:40,413 --> 00:35:41,413
We got him.
661
00:35:42,517 --> 00:35:45,310
I still can't believe
that you found a photograph
662
00:35:45,413 --> 00:35:49,862
of him shirtless
at a beach party on horseback.
663
00:35:49,965 --> 00:35:50,965
Where there's a will...
664
00:35:51,068 --> 00:35:53,103
I still can't believe
nothing went wrong.
665
00:35:53,206 --> 00:35:55,862
Only because Emily
talked Rita off a ledge.
666
00:35:55,965 --> 00:35:57,310
Where is she, anyway?
667
00:35:59,137 --> 00:36:00,586
Oh, fuck.
668
00:36:11,068 --> 00:36:12,965
Well, she's hearted it,
so I think we've...
669
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,793
Your mom said you'd been doing
these meetings.
670
00:36:26,896 --> 00:36:27,896
That's good.
671
00:36:29,793 --> 00:36:31,344
The course convener said
I'd find you here.
672
00:36:32,379 --> 00:36:34,103
That you'd made friends.
673
00:36:34,206 --> 00:36:35,517
That's good, too.
674
00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:41,206
It's like there's this...
675
00:36:42,448 --> 00:36:44,517
well, and it's bottomless,
676
00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:46,448
nothing fills it, ever.
677
00:36:46,551 --> 00:36:49,206
Not people, or food, or love.
678
00:36:51,241 --> 00:36:53,310
Never love.
Love just makes it deeper.
679
00:36:56,103 --> 00:36:57,586
On some days, every now and
then,
680
00:36:57,689 --> 00:37:00,379
when the kitchen
was buzzing...
681
00:37:00,482 --> 00:37:02,000
And your mom was yelling,
682
00:37:02,103 --> 00:37:04,793
the tables were rammed,
the plates were spilling over,
683
00:37:04,896 --> 00:37:08,241
on days like that, it just
about touched the sides.
684
00:37:11,206 --> 00:37:12,862
But that came at a cost.
685
00:37:15,862 --> 00:37:17,206
I came to say I'm leaving.
686
00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:22,000
I'm taking up
Raja Patel's apprenticeship.
687
00:37:22,103 --> 00:37:23,448
My cab's outside.
688
00:37:34,379 --> 00:37:37,137
I know it was you who emailed
him.
689
00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:40,310
You're the only person I told.
690
00:37:42,172 --> 00:37:43,586
I just have one question.
691
00:37:43,689 --> 00:37:46,000
How did you know he'd still
want me?
692
00:37:49,689 --> 00:37:51,586
Because your food tastes like
home.
693
00:37:56,931 --> 00:38:00,034
Our daughter?
I would've called her Amaya.
694
00:38:12,586 --> 00:38:13,586
Amaya.
695
00:38:19,034 --> 00:38:20,068
Goodbye, Amaya.
696
00:38:24,758 --> 00:38:27,172
You know,
Dan was wrong about one thing.
697
00:38:27,275 --> 00:38:29,517
He said I built myself up
based on how I look.
698
00:38:31,448 --> 00:38:32,448
I didn't.
699
00:38:34,620 --> 00:38:37,172
I built myself up
based on how he made me feel.
700
00:38:39,310 --> 00:38:41,275
It was my platform and now it's
gone.
701
00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:43,586
I feel like there's this...
702
00:38:45,137 --> 00:38:47,000
void beneath me and I...
703
00:38:48,379 --> 00:38:49,517
I don't know what to do.
704
00:38:53,758 --> 00:38:54,758
Just float.
705
00:38:58,620 --> 00:38:59,620
Float?
706
00:39:00,896 --> 00:39:01,896
Look, I'm just a roofer.
707
00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:04,000
But Dan's an idiot.
708
00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:07,758
You're kind, you're loyal...
709
00:39:09,310 --> 00:39:10,344
and you're exciting.
710
00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:13,551
Float.
711
00:39:21,344 --> 00:39:22,655
Float.
712
00:39:27,137 --> 00:39:29,724
You know, maybe instead of
coming over later, later, you
could...
713
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,137
maybe come over early later?
714
00:39:33,241 --> 00:39:34,655
Like, for dinner?
715
00:39:36,862 --> 00:39:38,655
I've got a meeting with the
lawyer about Bella in a bit.
716
00:39:38,758 --> 00:39:42,068
It's just crossing the Is
and dotting the Ts.
717
00:39:43,793 --> 00:39:44,931
Come over straight after.
718
00:40:15,172 --> 00:40:16,137
It's Dan.
719
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:26,896
- Hello?
-What the fuck, Emily?
720
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,620
Charlotte has been grumpy
for weeks and I thought
721
00:40:29,724 --> 00:40:32,379
it was just wedding nerves,
but it turns out it's you.
722
00:40:32,482 --> 00:40:35,586
It's fucking you.
What did you say to her?
723
00:40:35,689 --> 00:40:37,862
I-- I don't even want to know.
724
00:40:37,965 --> 00:40:41,344
It'll be poison.
You drip poison, Emily.
725
00:40:41,448 --> 00:40:43,310
You can't help it.
It's just who you are.
726
00:40:43,413 --> 00:40:44,862
It's why everyone leaves you.
727
00:40:54,310 --> 00:40:55,931
Just say the word.
728
00:40:59,896 --> 00:41:01,655
What do you mean
I've got to let them go?
729
00:41:01,758 --> 00:41:04,137
I mean, Mr. Bird,
there's actually nothing
730
00:41:04,241 --> 00:41:06,517
you can do to stop Bex
moving Bella to Spain.
731
00:41:07,241 --> 00:41:08,551
I thought all this
was just a formality.
732
00:41:08,655 --> 00:41:10,206
I thought this was
just about ticking boxes.
733
00:41:10,310 --> 00:41:12,000
Something has come to light.
734
00:41:13,551 --> 00:41:16,517
It seems Mrs. Bird
has been made aware
735
00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:19,137
of your recent involvement
in a police investigation.
736
00:41:19,724 --> 00:41:22,068
Involvement? How did they...
737
00:41:22,172 --> 00:41:23,758
I'm not even a suspect.
738
00:41:23,862 --> 00:41:26,655
It doesn't matter.
It creates an impression.
739
00:41:26,758 --> 00:41:28,586
It's suggestive
of a person who's not--
740
00:41:28,689 --> 00:41:30,137
Ah, fuck off, Barry!
741
00:41:43,551 --> 00:41:44,862
I'll have one, if you're
making.
742
00:41:44,965 --> 00:41:45,965
It's made.
743
00:41:51,103 --> 00:41:52,068
All right.
744
00:41:54,068 --> 00:41:56,827
Well, I've told my dad.
745
00:41:58,275 --> 00:42:00,344
That's how you know it's
real. - Mm-hmm.
746
00:42:01,965 --> 00:42:05,586
I don't know how much he took
in, but I've told him.
747
00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:08,241
Why?
748
00:42:09,413 --> 00:42:10,758
Why what?
749
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,413
Why wouldn't he have taken it
in?
750
00:42:15,275 --> 00:42:18,758
Because he's fading, Sue.
751
00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:25,344
Anyway...
752
00:42:25,448 --> 00:42:27,137
Oh, that sounds awful, Steven.
753
00:42:31,827 --> 00:42:32,793
Let's, um...
754
00:42:34,793 --> 00:42:36,965
Let's push pause on this, shall
we?
755
00:42:39,862 --> 00:42:43,275
I think sometimes it takes a
shock
756
00:42:43,379 --> 00:42:45,344
to make you realize what's
important.
757
00:42:48,241 --> 00:42:50,793
How about I make you
that nice cup of tea, then?
758
00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:54,000
Maybe we can talk.
759
00:42:55,275 --> 00:42:56,482
- Oh.
- No.
760
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000
It's all right.
761
00:43:38,517 --> 00:43:39,482
I'm a shit brother.
762
00:43:41,379 --> 00:43:44,068
But we both know
they were deepfakes, Tej.
763
00:43:44,896 --> 00:43:46,103
You know how I'm so sure?
764
00:43:48,827 --> 00:43:51,862
Because I genuinely
never set foot in a club
765
00:43:51,965 --> 00:43:53,448
the entire time I was in Ibiza.
766
00:43:55,448 --> 00:43:56,758
And you can lie
to everyone else.
767
00:43:58,344 --> 00:43:59,275
I deserve it.
768
00:44:02,034 --> 00:44:03,000
But you can't lie to me.
769
00:44:08,793 --> 00:44:11,103
Does it feel good, what you
did, Tej?
770
00:44:11,689 --> 00:44:12,724
Does it make you happy?
771
00:44:19,206 --> 00:44:20,172
Yeah.
772
00:44:23,482 --> 00:44:25,068
You sure you're okay?
773
00:44:25,172 --> 00:44:27,517
Aye, just sometimes
I get these headaches.
774
00:44:27,620 --> 00:44:29,344
I'll be fine by morning.
775
00:44:29,448 --> 00:44:31,344
We could do breakfast, then.
776
00:44:31,448 --> 00:44:33,620
- Still have dessert.
-You're on.
777
00:44:33,724 --> 00:44:35,275
Dan doesn't know
what he's missing.
778
00:44:36,827 --> 00:44:38,655
- Night, Poppins.
- Bye.
779
00:45:23,206 --> 00:45:24,172
Hey.
780
00:45:25,379 --> 00:45:27,931
I just wanted to say good luck.
781
00:45:30,137 --> 00:45:31,965
I just wanted to wish you good
luck.
782
00:45:33,379 --> 00:45:34,344
Good luck.
783
00:45:40,310 --> 00:45:42,862
Good luck.
784
00:45:48,931 --> 00:45:52,931
♪ As I was a goin' over
the Cork and Kerry mountains ♪
785
00:45:53,034 --> 00:45:56,793
♪ I met with Captain Farrell
and his money he was counting ♪
786
00:45:56,896 --> 00:46:00,689
♪ I first produced my pistol
and then produced my rapier ♪
787
00:46:00,793 --> 00:46:02,551
♪ And said stand and deliver
788
00:46:02,655 --> 00:46:04,931
♪ Or the devil,
he may take ya ♪
789
00:46:05,034 --> 00:46:07,206
♪ And it's
a ring dum-a do dum-a da ♪
790
00:46:07,310 --> 00:46:10,758
♪ Whack for my daddy-o,
whack for my daddy-o ♪
791
00:46:10,862 --> 00:46:13,482
♪ There's whiskey in the jar
792
00:46:13,586 --> 00:46:17,379
♪ I took all of his money
and it was a pretty penny ♪
793
00:46:17,482 --> 00:46:21,241
♪ I put it in my pocket
and I give it all to Jenny ♪
794
00:46:21,344 --> 00:46:23,310
♪ She told me that she loved
me ♪
795
00:46:23,413 --> 00:46:25,241
♪ And that she'd never leave
me ♪
796
00:46:25,344 --> 00:46:29,137
♪ But the devil take that woman
'cause they never can be easy ♪
797
00:46:29,241 --> 00:46:31,724
♪ And it's
a ring dum-a do dum-a da ♪
798
00:46:31,827 --> 00:46:35,379
♪ Whack for my daddy-o,
whack for my daddy-o ♪
799
00:46:35,482 --> 00:46:39,344
♪ There's whiskey in the jar
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