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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,241 --> 00:00:08,620 Welcome to Divorce Support Circle. 2 00:00:08,724 --> 00:00:10,448 So your best friend stole your husband, 3 00:00:10,551 --> 00:00:12,827 and now they're both living in your house. 4 00:00:12,931 --> 00:00:14,965 To revenge! 5 00:00:15,068 --> 00:00:17,517 Has the solicitor not told you? I'm going for sole custody. 6 00:00:17,620 --> 00:00:18,793 She's turned my kid against me. 7 00:00:18,896 --> 00:00:21,172 If Bex is willing to lie and cheat at work, 8 00:00:21,275 --> 00:00:23,103 how can she be trusted as a parent? 9 00:00:23,206 --> 00:00:24,448 That woman you were with earlier, 10 00:00:24,551 --> 00:00:26,310 might have been just a teeny bit jealous. 11 00:00:28,241 --> 00:00:30,896 Those exam papers are still in your bag, aren't they? 12 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,551 That's Calum's Bex! 13 00:00:32,655 --> 00:00:34,517 Charlie's leaving his wife. He got headhunted last week. 14 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:36,172 Barcelona. 15 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,413 To your knowledge, 16 00:01:13,517 --> 00:01:15,448 were there any drugs being taken at the party? 17 00:01:15,551 --> 00:01:17,517 - Not to my knowledge. - Any violence? 18 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:18,689 Not to my knowledge. 19 00:01:21,103 --> 00:01:22,862 How would you describe your marriage? 20 00:01:31,689 --> 00:01:33,034 Mrs. Jackson? 21 00:02:08,034 --> 00:02:12,000 I'd like to invite you all to share a secret. 22 00:02:13,275 --> 00:02:16,931 Something you've never told anyone else in the world. 23 00:02:17,034 --> 00:02:19,517 To be utterly truthful... 24 00:02:20,827 --> 00:02:21,931 and authentic. 25 00:02:23,172 --> 00:02:26,275 Now, hold on before you punch me in the face and run to the door. 26 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:28,206 Hear me out, okay? 27 00:02:28,310 --> 00:02:32,482 Because I'm going to let you hide the truth 28 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:34,793 alongside two untruths. 29 00:02:35,896 --> 00:02:38,413 So you get the experience of being authentic, 30 00:02:38,517 --> 00:02:40,275 but without the risk. 31 00:02:41,448 --> 00:02:44,068 You split up into pairs, and it's an exercise 32 00:02:44,172 --> 00:02:48,310 Malcolm likes to call The Underlying Truth. 33 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:55,310 It's time to hide the truth. 34 00:02:55,413 --> 00:02:58,172 I was once on a reality show. 35 00:02:58,275 --> 00:02:59,551 They cut me out in the edit. 36 00:03:01,344 --> 00:03:02,344 Um... 37 00:03:04,448 --> 00:03:06,068 I'm not actually divorced. 38 00:03:07,413 --> 00:03:09,655 Although I'd like to be. 39 00:03:09,758 --> 00:03:11,137 I'm just too scared to tell Jack 40 00:03:11,241 --> 00:03:13,000 I don't want to be married to him anymore. 41 00:03:16,344 --> 00:03:18,379 And now to think of the truth. 42 00:03:20,862 --> 00:03:22,517 If I told you my real truth, I'd have to-- 43 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:23,620 Eh? 44 00:03:25,482 --> 00:03:30,275 Sometimes I feel like nobody listens to anything I say. 45 00:03:30,379 --> 00:03:33,034 Don't be daft. I'm listening, all right? 46 00:03:33,137 --> 00:03:35,448 This is me listening. 47 00:03:35,551 --> 00:03:36,793 Okay? 48 00:03:36,896 --> 00:03:38,448 So how about a couple of lies? 49 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,724 Why did you think that one was a truth? 50 00:03:42,379 --> 00:03:43,413 I don't. 51 00:03:44,206 --> 00:03:45,448 Of course I don't. 52 00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:47,034 I mean-- No, go again. I'm listening. 53 00:03:47,137 --> 00:03:48,172 I'm listening. Go ahead. 54 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,931 One... 55 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,344 my parents prefer my ex to me. 56 00:03:56,448 --> 00:03:58,793 She runs their kitchen. 57 00:03:58,896 --> 00:04:01,620 Two, if I told them to fire her... 58 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:04,482 I don't think they would. 59 00:04:04,586 --> 00:04:05,689 And three... 60 00:04:07,724 --> 00:04:08,827 they think she's a better daughter 61 00:04:08,931 --> 00:04:10,000 than I'll ever be a son. 62 00:04:10,103 --> 00:04:11,068 Mate. 63 00:04:12,482 --> 00:04:14,068 I think 64 00:04:14,172 --> 00:04:15,724 they're all the same thing, 65 00:04:15,827 --> 00:04:20,379 which makes that all true. 66 00:04:20,482 --> 00:04:21,862 I'm not very good at lying. 67 00:04:21,965 --> 00:04:23,172 Right. 68 00:04:23,275 --> 00:04:24,275 Listen, Tej. 69 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:29,000 You can't take this lying down. 70 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:33,931 You've got to take what's yours by right of conquest. 71 00:04:34,034 --> 00:04:36,482 You've got to storm the barricades, 72 00:04:36,586 --> 00:04:38,137 vanquish the enemy, 73 00:04:38,241 --> 00:04:41,275 and don't rest till she's in your arms. 74 00:04:41,379 --> 00:04:42,448 That's good. 75 00:04:44,137 --> 00:04:46,482 - Is that what you'd do? - Absolutely. 76 00:04:49,172 --> 00:04:50,310 Are you still living in a caravan 77 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:51,551 in front of the garden? 78 00:04:53,551 --> 00:04:54,517 I've got it. 79 00:05:04,758 --> 00:05:06,931 You-- you forgot your bottle. 80 00:05:07,034 --> 00:05:10,862 Oh, thank you, Rita. Mr. Forgetful. 81 00:05:10,965 --> 00:05:12,586 Good session today. Really... 82 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:15,000 interesting. 83 00:05:15,103 --> 00:05:17,103 I'm glad to hear it. See you next time. 84 00:05:17,206 --> 00:05:18,206 Next time. 85 00:05:26,758 --> 00:05:27,862 Calum. 86 00:05:28,931 --> 00:05:29,931 You do the honors. 87 00:05:30,896 --> 00:05:33,620 Be my pleasure. 88 00:05:45,517 --> 00:05:47,724 And the Oscar goes to... 89 00:05:49,103 --> 00:05:50,862 Rachel. 90 00:05:50,965 --> 00:05:52,379 What? 91 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:54,241 What? No! 92 00:05:54,344 --> 00:05:55,689 What's my name doing in there? 93 00:05:55,793 --> 00:05:58,000 You've as much right to revenge as the rest of us. 94 00:05:58,103 --> 00:05:59,241 No, I don't need a turn. 95 00:06:00,448 --> 00:06:04,344 Look, Jack and I, we took a leaf out of Gwyneth's teapot 96 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:05,793 and we consciously uncoupled. 97 00:06:05,896 --> 00:06:06,931 So why are you here? 98 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,689 Because you have to unpack the suitcase 99 00:06:09,793 --> 00:06:11,275 before you can pack it again. 100 00:06:14,655 --> 00:06:16,413 Look, can you just give me these? 101 00:06:16,517 --> 00:06:17,655 Right. 102 00:06:17,758 --> 00:06:19,827 Okay, I'm gonna choose a name of someone 103 00:06:19,931 --> 00:06:22,172 whose ex actually deserves it, okay? 104 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Okay. 105 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:31,241 Rita. 106 00:06:38,827 --> 00:06:39,862 It's, um... 107 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:43,068 Ian, isn't it? 108 00:06:43,172 --> 00:06:45,241 - Jim. - Yeah, he's a barrister. 109 00:06:45,344 --> 00:06:46,965 - Musician. - Oh. 110 00:06:47,068 --> 00:06:49,172 What would be a suitable punishment for, uh... 111 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:50,275 - Jim. - Jim. 112 00:06:51,655 --> 00:06:53,275 Electrocute him on stage. 113 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:54,482 Ooh, now... 114 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:58,689 that is not outside the realm of possibility. 115 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,482 I was joking, for Christ's sake. 116 00:07:01,586 --> 00:07:05,793 Oh, okay then. Rita, what would you like to do? 117 00:07:11,689 --> 00:07:14,310 I would like to wipe the pity off everyone's faces. 118 00:07:17,448 --> 00:07:19,689 He's made a fool of himself. 119 00:07:19,793 --> 00:07:22,551 Going after a girl half his age. 120 00:07:22,655 --> 00:07:25,172 Everyone looks at me like I'm the pathetic one. 121 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:29,137 I want him to feel... 122 00:07:30,413 --> 00:07:32,000 just an ounce... 123 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,068 of what he's put me through. 124 00:07:43,448 --> 00:07:45,551 That seems slightly more plausible. 125 00:07:45,655 --> 00:07:47,000 And less homicidal. 126 00:07:47,103 --> 00:07:49,517 You see, electrocution doesn't have to be fatal. 127 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:51,448 Steve. - It's just that it's an option. 128 00:07:51,551 --> 00:07:52,655 That's all I'm saying. 129 00:07:54,482 --> 00:07:56,758 We need to find a way to humiliate him in public. 130 00:07:56,862 --> 00:08:00,379 He's a six-year-old man who fancies himself a rock star. 131 00:08:00,482 --> 00:08:01,724 How hard could it be? 132 00:08:12,206 --> 00:08:14,068 Rachel, wait. 133 00:08:14,172 --> 00:08:15,793 - No, I can't, I've got-- - Are you-- Wha-- 134 00:08:22,551 --> 00:08:24,517 You want to get some ice cream? 135 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,137 No, thanks. 136 00:08:26,241 --> 00:08:28,586 Listen, I'm-- I'm really sorry 137 00:08:28,689 --> 00:08:32,413 about what happened with Bex, but I'm fully done with her now. 138 00:08:32,517 --> 00:08:34,172 Oh, that's great. 139 00:08:34,275 --> 00:08:36,482 I'm really, really happy for you. 140 00:08:39,758 --> 00:08:41,586 Em, I'm sorry. 141 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:42,724 Em. 142 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:58,448 Oi, where are you going? 143 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:02,965 Whoo. That's quite a statement piece. 144 00:09:03,068 --> 00:09:05,068 What exactly is that saying? 145 00:09:05,172 --> 00:09:06,827 Help? 146 00:09:11,758 --> 00:09:13,241 Come here. I want to show you something. 147 00:09:15,034 --> 00:09:17,448 Sit down. Look at this. 148 00:09:22,655 --> 00:09:25,758 Down and up. 149 00:09:25,862 --> 00:09:28,517 - She's very pretty. - Yeah, shh. 150 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:32,068 Last round now. Whoo! 151 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:35,275 When I'm done, I like to rewake. 152 00:09:35,379 --> 00:09:38,586 - Rewake energy. - Rewake energy. 153 00:09:38,689 --> 00:09:41,793 Rewake sales tripled after that clip. 154 00:09:41,896 --> 00:09:43,482 - Nice. - Yeah. 155 00:09:43,586 --> 00:09:45,241 I asked her if she'd do my Broska launch. 156 00:09:45,344 --> 00:09:46,689 She said yes. 157 00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:48,551 Oh, she'd take it to the next level. 158 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,896 But I mean, all the money's gone. 159 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:57,482 I mean, all that hard work. 160 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,172 She'd make it all worthwhile. 161 00:10:03,655 --> 00:10:05,241 I'll talk to dad. 162 00:10:05,344 --> 00:10:07,413 I'm sure I can get him to put more money in. 163 00:10:16,586 --> 00:10:17,965 That's why I'm lucky I've got you. 164 00:10:25,551 --> 00:10:26,551 You get me. 165 00:10:36,206 --> 00:10:38,793 Jeez, Bella, did you put enough salt on these? 166 00:10:38,896 --> 00:10:40,310 Maybe a little too much. 167 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:43,413 . I'm gonna have a heart attack. 168 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,034 Still looking after your old man. 169 00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:50,206 I hate Charlie. 170 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:52,034 He says I'm gonna have to learn bloody Spanish. 171 00:10:52,137 --> 00:10:53,931 Oi, language. 172 00:10:59,103 --> 00:11:00,137 Look. 173 00:11:01,448 --> 00:11:04,517 I'll let you into a secret. You're not gonna need Spanish 174 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:07,000 because I'm not gonna let Charlie take you to Spain. 175 00:11:07,103 --> 00:11:08,517 I don't have to learn Spanish? 176 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:11,137 I'd never let anyone take you away from me. 177 00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:12,655 I don't have to learn Spanish. 178 00:11:12,758 --> 00:11:14,137 I've got an appointment with a solicitor 179 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,137 and he's going to make sure you're not taken away from me. 180 00:11:16,241 --> 00:11:18,931 But it's our secret for now, okay? 181 00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:20,275 Top secret? 182 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,827 The tip-top of Tipperary Topest. 183 00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:24,793 The Mount Everest of secrets, all right? 184 00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:28,655 - Now don't tell your mum. - I won't. 185 00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:29,793 - Yeah. - Gracias. 186 00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:32,689 - . - Oi! 187 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,310 Okay, now mascara. 188 00:11:35,413 --> 00:11:36,896 This is a good one. 189 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,517 What you want to do with this, 190 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:40,172 you should put that right at the base 191 00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:43,275 and then you give it a wiggle and you go like that. 192 00:11:43,379 --> 00:11:45,689 Swoop. That way you don't get clumps. 193 00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:47,551 Right, come here. 194 00:11:47,655 --> 00:11:49,620 Do you know what? Your lashes are so nice. 195 00:11:49,724 --> 00:11:52,275 I don't think you need mascara. 196 00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:55,827 Oh, hey, babe. 197 00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:59,137 We're just trying outfits on for your launch. 198 00:11:59,241 --> 00:12:01,689 We want to look our best for you. 199 00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:03,068 What do you think, Dad? 200 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,482 She's a bit young for that. 201 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:12,034 So, what do you-- what do you think of mine, then? 202 00:12:13,172 --> 00:12:14,344 You're wearing that to the launch? 203 00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:15,862 Yeah, I thought you'd like this. 204 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:18,862 Yeah, it's a birthday. Easier, folks. 205 00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:21,310 You could get yourself a personal shopper 206 00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:23,620 or someone with a bit of style. 207 00:12:23,724 --> 00:12:25,034 I think she looks lovely. 208 00:12:28,275 --> 00:12:31,206 Yeah, well, fashion's never really been your thing, has it? 209 00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:32,310 Uh... 210 00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:37,241 Oh. 211 00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:40,068 Babe, it's all right. Come here. 212 00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:43,206 Listen. 213 00:12:44,482 --> 00:12:46,551 You don't have to compete with the pretty girls. 214 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,896 Because they haven't got half of what you've got. 215 00:12:53,275 --> 00:12:56,517 Inside. That's what matters. 216 00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:59,862 Like your mum. 217 00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:03,172 Oh, here. 218 00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:09,379 Clean yourself up. 219 00:13:22,655 --> 00:13:25,310 Baby, baby, look at mummy. Look at mummy. 220 00:13:26,551 --> 00:13:29,517 You are beautiful, Lula. 221 00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:31,448 So beautiful. 222 00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:32,724 Okay? 223 00:13:32,827 --> 00:13:35,206 Listen, don't you ever let anyone, 224 00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:39,827 anyone tell you any differently, okay? 225 00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:41,793 Good girl. 226 00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:43,310 Lula, darling. 227 00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:44,931 Can you give me and Mummy a minute? 228 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Thanks, darling. 229 00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:49,068 Okay. 230 00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:59,758 Why are you turning her against me? 231 00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:03,482 Jack, I wasn't. I wouldn't. 232 00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:05,655 Oh, I mean, don't I do enough for this family? 233 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,655 Yes, of course you do. 234 00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:09,482 Careful. 235 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,068 Then why is she treating me like a monster? 236 00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:16,344 - She wasn't. - She was. It hurts me. 237 00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:18,241 Unless... 238 00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:24,241 Unless someone's been putting ideas in her head. 239 00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:25,344 No. 240 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,241 Look at me. 241 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,379 Rachel, look at me. 242 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,379 Sorry. 243 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,827 Wait, wait, wait. He's coming. 244 00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:12,862 It's fine. It's fine. 245 00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:14,379 Go to your room. Go to your room. 246 00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:38,000 I can keep a secret. 247 00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:43,862 Even though Jack's always on at me for running my big mouth. 248 00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:49,103 I told you, I don't need to turn. 249 00:16:02,068 --> 00:16:03,793 - Rachel. - Oh, my God. 250 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,103 Emily, what are you doing here? 251 00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:06,413 I just wanted to check you're all right. 252 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,551 - Yes, I'm fine. - Are you all right? 253 00:16:08,655 --> 00:16:10,793 Yes, just get in the car. 254 00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:12,344 Get in. 255 00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:16,206 Oh, my God. 256 00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:21,344 All right, there you go. 257 00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:23,586 Thanks. 258 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,241 You want to talk about it? 259 00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:36,862 - But if you just want to-- - No, there's... 260 00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:39,068 ...there's nothing to say. 261 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,724 It's just... 262 00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:42,241 it's just a shitty old day. 263 00:16:47,655 --> 00:16:51,000 Yeah. Not bad. 264 00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:53,034 I like it with the... 265 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:56,551 whipped cream and the little mini marshmallows. 266 00:16:56,655 --> 00:16:57,827 Sprinkles and stuff. 267 00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,793 Do you... 268 00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:01,137 make it like that for the kids? 269 00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:03,275 Rachel... 270 00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:04,586 I know you're still married. 271 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,206 How-- how do you-- 272 00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,517 You don't have any war stories. 273 00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,344 You're the unhappiest of us all. 274 00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:16,275 And that's saying something. 275 00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:18,551 Right. 276 00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:22,724 Do the others... 277 00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:24,344 Just me. 278 00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:26,206 Okay. 279 00:17:29,896 --> 00:17:32,413 Oh, God. 280 00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:35,034 You must think I'm a nutter. 281 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,310 No. Just... 282 00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:40,448 ...what are you doing in a divorce therapy group? 283 00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:42,931 Fake it till you make it. 284 00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:51,172 Did he hurt you? 285 00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:07,620 You won't get it. 286 00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:15,413 He, um... 287 00:18:17,758 --> 00:18:19,000 He watches me. 288 00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:23,862 If I screw up, he makes me feel guilty. 289 00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:28,965 If I don't magically know 290 00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:31,689 what he means, he gets annoyed. 291 00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:35,758 Oh, God, I sound ridiculous. 292 00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:39,344 But then he... 293 00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:42,000 he says he loves me. 294 00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,517 Gives me a hug. 295 00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,241 Buys me sweet little presents. 296 00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:49,137 You know... 297 00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:52,413 Maybe it's me. Maybe I'm just... 298 00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:54,344 Maybe I'm just shit at relationships. 299 00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:01,551 "Why are you so thick? 300 00:19:02,931 --> 00:19:04,137 "Why are you so sensitive? 301 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,551 "Do you have to make that noise? 302 00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:11,620 "Can I cover your face?" 303 00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:20,689 You know... 304 00:19:22,655 --> 00:19:24,000 You know, sometimes... 305 00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:29,551 sometimes I wish he'd just hit me instead. 306 00:19:29,655 --> 00:19:30,862 Rachel... 307 00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:35,551 He thinks I'm nothing. 308 00:19:38,206 --> 00:19:39,448 Because I am nothing. 309 00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:41,517 Rachel, you are not nothing. 310 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,655 No, don't. Don't. Please. 311 00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:47,586 You are so lovely. 312 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,896 Please don't be nice to me because I swear 313 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,551 I'll never stop crying. 314 00:19:58,586 --> 00:20:00,000 I do get it. 315 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,172 Dan? 316 00:20:07,827 --> 00:20:08,827 My dad. 317 00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:16,275 I'm sorry. 318 00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:21,413 What are you gonna do? 319 00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:24,620 Oh, I've... 320 00:20:26,103 --> 00:20:28,344 I've left him so many times. 321 00:20:29,758 --> 00:20:31,310 You know, I lie there by him. 322 00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:34,827 I tell his back how much I hate him. 323 00:20:36,172 --> 00:20:37,310 How tomorrow... 324 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,965 I'm leaving him and I'm never going back. 325 00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:46,034 Then in the morning, I say, "Oh, come on, Rach. 326 00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:47,379 "Today will be different." 327 00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:53,137 Only now it is different. 328 00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:58,517 He's starting on my daughter. 329 00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:02,103 My baby. 330 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,172 No. 331 00:21:11,206 --> 00:21:12,172 No more. 332 00:21:19,724 --> 00:21:20,827 So you lied to us? 333 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,000 - Don't start. - But she did. 334 00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:24,379 To our faces. 335 00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:27,034 I-- I just... 336 00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:30,000 I just wanted a taste of what it would feel like. 337 00:21:30,103 --> 00:21:31,689 To... 338 00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,655 You know? To be free. 339 00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:35,413 That wasn't even what it was-- 340 00:21:35,517 --> 00:21:38,206 Tej. Not another word. From anyone. 341 00:21:40,172 --> 00:21:41,344 Go on, Rach. 342 00:21:45,827 --> 00:21:47,965 Well, you know... 343 00:21:48,068 --> 00:21:49,241 Jack, he um... 344 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:55,172 he acts like he's this big success but... 345 00:21:55,275 --> 00:21:56,965 my dad, he's had to bail him out of 346 00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:59,482 every single business he's ever had. 347 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:02,862 He's got a new one launching this week. 348 00:22:02,965 --> 00:22:05,241 Some exercise drink with alcohol in it. 349 00:22:05,344 --> 00:22:06,379 Yeah. 350 00:22:06,482 --> 00:22:08,689 It's just a lawsuit waiting to happen. 351 00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:11,000 Yeah, he'll be on stage. Camera's on him. 352 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,965 Well, if you want someone to behave like a dick in public... 353 00:22:18,517 --> 00:22:20,482 - What's that? -It's anxiolytic. 354 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,413 I was gonna suggest using it on Jim. 355 00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:26,517 I got it from my cousin. He's a dentist. 356 00:22:28,689 --> 00:22:31,551 Well, no offense, mate, but... 357 00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:34,310 if we're gonna do this... 358 00:22:34,413 --> 00:22:35,586 I think we're gonna need something 359 00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,413 a little bit stronger than laughing gas. 360 00:22:37,517 --> 00:22:40,827 No, no, no, hear me out. It's, um-- they give it to patients 361 00:22:40,931 --> 00:22:42,137 who are phobic about the dentist 362 00:22:42,241 --> 00:22:43,620 because it neutralizes anxiety, 363 00:22:43,724 --> 00:22:45,965 but it's a total disinhibitor. 364 00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:48,275 Half a bottle of this and people can't help doing 365 00:22:48,379 --> 00:22:50,241 or saying whatever it is they're feeling. 366 00:22:51,344 --> 00:22:52,551 My cousin and his friends, 367 00:22:52,655 --> 00:22:54,137 they give it to people at staff parties 368 00:22:54,241 --> 00:22:56,413 and apparently they make a right fool of themselves. 369 00:22:58,896 --> 00:23:00,620 Yeah, no. 370 00:23:00,724 --> 00:23:02,344 It's pretty immature, really. 371 00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:03,448 Spiking him... 372 00:23:04,586 --> 00:23:05,931 what if something goes wrong? 373 00:23:06,034 --> 00:23:07,965 - What if he's allergic? - I'll stab him. 374 00:23:09,241 --> 00:23:11,344 With an EpiPen. 375 00:23:11,448 --> 00:23:15,137 I always carry one about with me because Sue's allergic to wasps. 376 00:23:15,241 --> 00:23:16,965 - Oh. -It's fine. 377 00:23:17,068 --> 00:23:20,103 I can make sure every fitness mag attends the launch. 378 00:23:20,206 --> 00:23:22,448 We'll ruin him in a night. 379 00:23:22,551 --> 00:23:24,275 Hang on, uh... 380 00:23:24,379 --> 00:23:26,896 Aren't we supposed to be using this on my Jim? 381 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,379 Rita's right. It's her turn. 382 00:23:29,482 --> 00:23:32,034 And I'm sorry, Rach, but that was the protocol. 383 00:23:32,137 --> 00:23:34,034 Yeah, and we'll get to her. 384 00:23:34,137 --> 00:23:35,137 I promise. 385 00:23:35,241 --> 00:23:37,241 But this needs doing and... 386 00:23:37,344 --> 00:23:39,896 there's a perfect opportunity happening now, right, Rachel? 387 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,241 Um, well... 388 00:23:44,448 --> 00:23:46,068 Go on, then. 389 00:23:46,172 --> 00:23:48,413 Might as well strike while the ex is hot. 390 00:23:48,517 --> 00:23:50,482 Game on. 391 00:23:53,034 --> 00:23:54,931 Right. 392 00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:56,034 There you go, love. 393 00:23:56,137 --> 00:23:57,517 - There you go. -Thank you. 394 00:23:58,827 --> 00:24:00,206 Can I have a word? 395 00:24:01,413 --> 00:24:02,413 Private. 396 00:24:03,896 --> 00:24:04,896 Oh, yeah. 397 00:24:06,068 --> 00:24:07,137 Okay. 398 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:15,241 You do know if this backfires, he'll come at her swinging? 399 00:24:15,344 --> 00:24:16,586 Then, we'll make sure it doesn't. 400 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,103 It's not like you're doing it for her. 401 00:24:20,344 --> 00:24:21,896 Oh, yeah? Why am I doing it? 402 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,724 Because... 403 00:24:23,827 --> 00:24:24,862 I'll let you down. 404 00:24:26,344 --> 00:24:31,206 Might come as a surprise to you, but you haven't crossed my mind. 405 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,206 I didn't say-- 406 00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:36,310 No, no, don't! 407 00:24:36,413 --> 00:24:37,620 No, no, no! 408 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:42,793 - What? - That's got anxiolytic in it. 409 00:24:42,896 --> 00:24:44,551 What? Why? 410 00:24:44,655 --> 00:24:47,793 We wanted to know if it smelt or tasted any different. 411 00:24:47,896 --> 00:24:49,827 - Does it? - Well, obviously bloody not, 412 00:24:49,931 --> 00:24:51,275 then I wouldn't have drunk it! 413 00:24:52,965 --> 00:24:54,000 I don't believe this. 414 00:24:54,103 --> 00:24:56,448 - How long's it last? - Uh, I don't know. 415 00:24:56,551 --> 00:24:57,724 - I'll time it. -Yeah. 416 00:24:57,827 --> 00:24:59,586 What do you mean you don't know? 417 00:24:59,689 --> 00:25:01,413 We only put in a bit to test it, so, uh... 418 00:25:01,517 --> 00:25:03,551 Oh, my God, I can't believe this is happening. 419 00:25:03,655 --> 00:25:05,551 - This is a nightmare. - Oh, I'd be raging. 420 00:25:05,655 --> 00:25:08,586 How long's it take to work? 421 00:25:08,689 --> 00:25:11,344 It blocks higher cortical brain function and reduces inhibition. 422 00:25:11,448 --> 00:25:12,896 - How long? - I don't know! 423 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,586 - I don't know. - Don't know very much, do you? 424 00:25:15,689 --> 00:25:17,103 Okay, calm down. Calm down. 425 00:25:17,206 --> 00:25:18,896 Just wait it out. You'll be fine. 426 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:25,758 You're so angry with me. 427 00:25:25,862 --> 00:25:28,551 But really, you're angry with yourself. 428 00:25:28,655 --> 00:25:29,620 I fucked up, all right? 429 00:25:30,793 --> 00:25:31,931 Can you just forgive me? 430 00:25:32,034 --> 00:25:33,000 Calum? She's not herself. 431 00:25:33,103 --> 00:25:34,586 Planning on jumping your bones tonight. 432 00:25:34,689 --> 00:25:37,068 That answers your question? 433 00:25:37,172 --> 00:25:39,310 - Definitely works, huh? - Right, you. 434 00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:40,482 - You leave her alone. - Why? 435 00:25:41,689 --> 00:25:43,034 You're safe with us. 436 00:25:43,137 --> 00:25:45,551 I love you, Rachel. 437 00:25:45,655 --> 00:25:47,620 Oh, I love you too, babe. 438 00:25:47,724 --> 00:25:49,172 -Do you? - Yes. 439 00:25:49,275 --> 00:25:51,793 That's so nice. 440 00:25:51,896 --> 00:25:53,241 I loved Dan... 441 00:25:56,068 --> 00:25:58,068 but he's marrying Charlotte, so... 442 00:25:58,172 --> 00:25:59,517 What? 443 00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:01,379 Why didn't you say? 444 00:26:01,482 --> 00:26:03,206 So now, she's got everything. 445 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:06,793 She'll be Mrs. Marshall. 446 00:26:06,896 --> 00:26:09,758 Oh, my God. 447 00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:11,172 She even stole my name. 448 00:26:13,896 --> 00:26:15,241 I feel like... 449 00:26:17,413 --> 00:26:18,862 I feel like 450 00:26:18,965 --> 00:26:22,310 a victim of identity fraud. 451 00:26:27,103 --> 00:26:28,068 I've lost... 452 00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:30,965 everything. 453 00:26:34,241 --> 00:26:36,000 Everything that makes me me. 454 00:26:37,448 --> 00:26:38,448 Emily, I'm... 455 00:26:40,896 --> 00:26:42,448 I'm so sorry. 456 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,172 I need to go. 457 00:27:04,655 --> 00:27:06,896 Emily. Emily, wait. Wait. 458 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,103 Taking advantage of me like that was really low. 459 00:27:09,206 --> 00:27:11,068 How else am I ever going to know what you're thinking? 460 00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:15,172 Was I not clear when I said I didn't want to sleep with you? 461 00:27:15,275 --> 00:27:18,172 Except that's exactly what you were planning on doing. 462 00:27:18,275 --> 00:27:20,137 Yeah, well, what I plan to do with you 463 00:27:20,241 --> 00:27:21,827 before I let you know is none of your business. 464 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:24,344 I miss you. 465 00:27:27,793 --> 00:27:29,931 I'm nobody's second best, Calum. 466 00:27:40,655 --> 00:27:42,724 Sweetheart, I know. 467 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,517 You said he was going to move out months ago. 468 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:45,724 He told me he was. 469 00:27:45,827 --> 00:27:47,103 He's there when I come home. 470 00:27:47,206 --> 00:27:48,965 - He's there when I go to work. -I understand. 471 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:50,724 I want him gone as much as you do. 472 00:27:50,827 --> 00:27:52,551 I'll go speak to him, okay? 473 00:27:52,655 --> 00:27:54,448 -Now? -Yeah, now. 474 00:27:54,551 --> 00:27:56,000 Will that make you happy? 475 00:28:21,448 --> 00:28:22,448 Come in. 476 00:28:27,413 --> 00:28:28,517 Hiya, love. 477 00:28:32,172 --> 00:28:35,413 - Um, there's something-- - No, I'm glad you popped by. 478 00:28:35,517 --> 00:28:39,034 Because I've been meaning to tell you. 479 00:28:39,137 --> 00:28:41,413 I went to see a flat yesterday. 480 00:28:41,517 --> 00:28:44,206 And, um, you know, there's quite a lot of applicants, 481 00:28:44,310 --> 00:28:47,379 but I'm hoping they're going to choose me. 482 00:28:50,724 --> 00:28:52,344 - Oh, that's great. - Yeah. 483 00:28:53,448 --> 00:28:54,620 I am pleased. 484 00:29:04,068 --> 00:29:07,862 Okay, well, um, have a good evening. 485 00:29:07,965 --> 00:29:09,103 All right. 486 00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:11,137 Good night, love. 487 00:29:43,896 --> 00:29:46,724 Good news. He's found a flat. 488 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:48,241 He's gonna be out of our hair soon enough. 489 00:29:48,344 --> 00:29:50,068 Oh, thank God. 490 00:29:50,172 --> 00:29:51,827 -That makes me so happy. -Thank God. 491 00:29:51,931 --> 00:29:53,275 I mean, he's harmless. 492 00:29:53,379 --> 00:29:56,275 Ah, shall we crack open the boozy? 493 00:29:57,965 --> 00:29:59,068 What are you doing? 494 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:03,172 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 495 00:30:06,034 --> 00:30:08,413 Oh, I love it. Thank you, my love. 496 00:30:09,448 --> 00:30:11,000 All right, fella. Stick that right there, all right? 497 00:30:11,103 --> 00:30:12,482 Let's get the Broska sticking out, all right? 498 00:30:12,586 --> 00:30:14,793 Mind your back, all right? Bend your knees, mate. 499 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,862 Oh, you look gorgeous. 500 00:30:16,965 --> 00:30:17,965 Love it. 501 00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:19,379 You need a bit of help, darling? 502 00:30:19,482 --> 00:30:21,655 Yeah, it's all right. Ginger spice, I got it. 503 00:30:21,758 --> 00:30:25,000 Here we are. Let's get you strapped in for the night, hey? 504 00:30:25,103 --> 00:30:28,034 Now, this is how you tighten the straps. 505 00:30:28,137 --> 00:30:30,344 - What the fuck are you doing? - Ooh. 506 00:30:30,448 --> 00:30:32,517 Sorry, babe. Sorry. 507 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:34,241 You're a feisty one, aren't you? 508 00:30:34,344 --> 00:30:35,344 Right, let's get the music on. 509 00:30:35,448 --> 00:30:37,379 Come on, we've got some dancers ready to dance. 510 00:30:37,482 --> 00:30:39,000 Boys, light, money shot. 511 00:30:45,517 --> 00:30:49,310 Yeah! 512 00:30:50,827 --> 00:30:52,482 No, not tonight. I'm working. 513 00:30:52,586 --> 00:30:54,827 Nice to see your face. Come on, ah. 514 00:30:54,931 --> 00:30:56,413 Man's Health, Runners World, 515 00:30:56,517 --> 00:30:58,034 Health Club Management and Workout. 516 00:30:58,137 --> 00:30:59,517 - Can you believe it? - Wow. 517 00:30:59,620 --> 00:31:02,275 Four out of top five fitness meetings in the entire country. 518 00:31:02,379 --> 00:31:03,551 Babe. 519 00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:05,206 You know, this time tomorrow morning, 520 00:31:05,310 --> 00:31:08,413 the whole world is going to be talking about Jack Jackson. 521 00:31:08,517 --> 00:31:10,172 - Sick, sick. - Hey! 522 00:31:10,275 --> 00:31:12,137 All right, bruv. What you doin' mate? 523 00:31:24,137 --> 00:31:26,206 Em, Tej, target approaching. 524 00:31:26,310 --> 00:31:27,586 Good luck, Em. 525 00:31:30,379 --> 00:31:32,896 You're right. We're shaking up the protein industry. 526 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,793 All right, Rita, stand by. 527 00:31:34,896 --> 00:31:36,310 - Hey, you. - Hey, how you doing? 528 00:31:36,413 --> 00:31:38,689 - Broska for the Broska team? - I can't, I'm working. 529 00:31:38,793 --> 00:31:40,965 Rita, intervene. 530 00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:42,965 - I can't, I can't. - Please could I have a selfie? 531 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,482 - For my social media. - Yeah, of course. 532 00:31:44,586 --> 00:31:46,965 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take it. Broska. 533 00:31:47,068 --> 00:31:48,517 How about a little chug for the photo? 534 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:51,482 I can't. I'm not drinking. 535 00:31:51,586 --> 00:31:52,827 Calum, bring it home. 536 00:31:52,931 --> 00:31:54,448 - Don't fuck it up. - Oh, look. Who's this? 537 00:31:54,551 --> 00:31:55,827 That is an absolute belt of a snap. 538 00:31:55,931 --> 00:31:57,172 Man's Health. You don't mind, do you? 539 00:31:57,275 --> 00:31:58,379 Of course, yeah, of course. 540 00:31:58,482 --> 00:31:59,758 - All right, you ready? - Yeah, please. 541 00:31:59,862 --> 00:32:02,103 Can I see the drink in your hand and point the Broska to me? 542 00:32:02,206 --> 00:32:04,103 Yeah, of course, we've got to get the Broska in, mate. 543 00:32:04,206 --> 00:32:05,655 - I like your thinking. - Good. 544 00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:08,379 - Let me see you down it. - I can't, I'm not drinking. 545 00:32:08,482 --> 00:32:11,586 Ah, stop it. I can't. No, not tonight. 546 00:32:11,689 --> 00:32:14,689 - Come on, just one time. - Ah, stop it. Fucking hell. 547 00:32:14,793 --> 00:32:16,137 Go on, come on, Mr. Smoothie. 548 00:32:16,241 --> 00:32:18,758 - Chug it, chug it, chug it. - All right, all right. 549 00:32:28,482 --> 00:32:29,931 Great outfit, mate. Thank you. - Cheers, mate. 550 00:32:30,034 --> 00:32:31,551 Lovely to see you. Nice one. 551 00:32:31,655 --> 00:32:33,517 Well played, boys and girls. Well played. 552 00:32:36,551 --> 00:32:38,275 All right, gang, now we wait. 553 00:32:46,137 --> 00:32:47,862 Fuck. 554 00:32:47,965 --> 00:32:50,137 I'm at the launch of a new energy drink with a twist. 555 00:32:50,241 --> 00:32:52,172 Here's its creator, Jack Jackson. 556 00:32:52,275 --> 00:32:55,344 Mr. Smoothie himself. Jack Jackson, everybody. 557 00:32:57,793 --> 00:33:00,724 So, tell us, what makes Broska so special? 558 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:04,413 Well, basically, we've packed it 559 00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:05,862 full of industrial-grade alcohol. 560 00:33:10,241 --> 00:33:11,655 What am I saying? 561 00:33:11,758 --> 00:33:14,275 Looks like you've been out of your own supply. 562 00:33:14,379 --> 00:33:16,310 I'm fine, I'm fine, I've only had the one. 563 00:33:17,206 --> 00:33:18,482 What's come over me? 564 00:33:22,517 --> 00:33:23,931 How you doing, darling? You all right? 565 00:33:24,034 --> 00:33:26,344 - Yeah, I'm good. - Look at you in them shorts. 566 00:33:26,448 --> 00:33:27,827 She doesn't need much of the imagination, boys, 567 00:33:27,931 --> 00:33:29,034 - does she? - Oh! 568 00:33:29,137 --> 00:33:30,413 Oy. 569 00:33:30,517 --> 00:33:31,862 Isn't she gorgeous? 570 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,413 It's all right. 571 00:33:35,517 --> 00:33:39,034 Jack, why did you develop Broska? 572 00:33:39,137 --> 00:33:41,517 Um, well, that's an easy one. 573 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:43,172 I wanted to make some money, didn't I? 574 00:33:43,275 --> 00:33:45,172 Jack, Jack, come on, babe. 575 00:33:45,275 --> 00:33:46,793 Jack, don't chuck this up, babe. 576 00:33:46,896 --> 00:33:49,275 Shit. Get off me! 577 00:33:49,379 --> 00:33:51,758 Just leave me alone, you annoying bitch! 578 00:33:51,862 --> 00:33:54,275 Every time I try to do anything, you're just bloody there! 579 00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:57,241 Jack. 580 00:34:01,931 --> 00:34:03,517 Shit. 581 00:34:09,275 --> 00:34:10,586 Iron Crusher's blog. 582 00:34:11,689 --> 00:34:13,827 Do you think it's socially responsible 583 00:34:13,931 --> 00:34:15,827 to put alcohol in an exercise drink? 584 00:34:15,931 --> 00:34:19,068 Oh, who bloody cares, mate? Who cares? 585 00:34:19,172 --> 00:34:21,689 I mean, you can't do anything anymore, can you? 586 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:23,379 They're putting protein in chocolate bars, 587 00:34:23,482 --> 00:34:25,137 saying they've built muscles. 588 00:34:25,241 --> 00:34:27,275 They're still full of sugar! 589 00:34:27,379 --> 00:34:28,655 You've got to stop treating people 590 00:34:28,758 --> 00:34:30,172 like they're fucking idiots! 591 00:34:32,068 --> 00:34:33,931 - Yeah, but isn't it also... - Look, mate, mate, 592 00:34:34,034 --> 00:34:36,931 Broska is a cheeky little lift 593 00:34:37,034 --> 00:34:38,310 when you don't want your missus to know 594 00:34:38,413 --> 00:34:39,931 you're having a fucking drink, you know what I mean? 595 00:34:41,758 --> 00:34:43,758 Here you go, bro, have a Broska! 596 00:34:43,862 --> 00:34:45,655 Nice, that's what I need! 597 00:34:45,758 --> 00:34:47,896 You like that, mate? I do too, mate! 598 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,689 That's a nice idea, right? 599 00:34:49,793 --> 00:34:51,172 What are you going to do when your mate 600 00:34:51,275 --> 00:34:52,482 wants a cheeky little lift, eh? 601 00:34:52,586 --> 00:34:55,137 Here you go, bro! Have a Broska! 602 00:34:55,241 --> 00:34:57,827 What about you lot? Here you go, bro! 603 00:34:57,931 --> 00:34:59,586 Have a Broska! 604 00:34:59,689 --> 00:35:02,620 Yeah. Put the music back on, come on! 605 00:35:02,724 --> 00:35:05,827 Here you go, bro! Have a Broska. 606 00:35:05,931 --> 00:35:07,793 Here you go, bro! 607 00:35:07,896 --> 00:35:09,068 Have a Broska! 608 00:35:11,827 --> 00:35:13,517 Have a Broska! 609 00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:17,172 Here you go, bro! Have a Broska! 610 00:35:17,275 --> 00:35:20,172 Here you go, bro! Have a Broska! 611 00:35:26,103 --> 00:35:29,551 He's had three offers for international distribution. 612 00:35:29,655 --> 00:35:31,758 I mean, Men's Health made a swift exit, 613 00:35:31,862 --> 00:35:35,758 but Loaded and FHM want to bloody interview him. 614 00:35:35,862 --> 00:35:38,344 We've made him a success for fuck's sake. 615 00:35:38,448 --> 00:35:40,241 And now, everyone's coming back to ours. 616 00:35:45,448 --> 00:35:46,827 Oh, God. 617 00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:56,413 Hi guys, I'm at the Broska afterparty. 618 00:35:59,551 --> 00:36:02,586 Let's fucking have it! 619 00:36:07,620 --> 00:36:09,172 Who wants champagne? 620 00:36:09,275 --> 00:36:11,344 We're not done yet, but soon, I promise. 621 00:36:12,310 --> 00:36:15,034 Babe, babe, we're all out. Sort us out, yeah? 622 00:36:15,137 --> 00:36:19,482 Ah, Joshy! Joshy! 623 00:36:19,586 --> 00:36:21,517 How you doing, love? You all right? 624 00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:24,689 Oi, oi, give me four Broskas. 625 00:36:24,793 --> 00:36:26,241 Someone's been drinking. 626 00:36:31,551 --> 00:36:32,862 Grab him. Get him, get him. 627 00:36:32,965 --> 00:36:34,620 One more, one more, mate, come on! 628 00:37:19,931 --> 00:37:21,655 How much did you give him? He's off his face. 629 00:37:21,758 --> 00:37:22,827 I don't think it's the anxiolytic. 630 00:37:22,931 --> 00:37:23,965 He's been drinking like a fish. 631 00:37:24,068 --> 00:37:26,793 I need water. Mate, water. 632 00:37:29,517 --> 00:37:30,931 Hey, don't push her! 633 00:37:34,379 --> 00:37:36,793 - Oh, my God. - Oh, fuck. 634 00:37:40,241 --> 00:37:41,448 Oh, shit. 635 00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:44,000 Put your phones away! 636 00:37:49,896 --> 00:37:52,241 Oh, my God. - I'm gonna need a bigger towel. 637 00:37:52,344 --> 00:37:53,655 It stinks. 638 00:37:54,931 --> 00:37:57,103 Rachel? Where the fuck are you? 639 00:38:00,827 --> 00:38:02,551 Oh, fuck. 640 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,965 Are we seriously letting him get away scott-free? 641 00:38:05,068 --> 00:38:06,896 What were we supposed to do? The plan didn't work. 642 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 No, but we can't just wave the white flag 643 00:38:09,103 --> 00:38:12,034 and close down a club just because one mission failed. 644 00:38:12,137 --> 00:38:14,103 - Did our best, Steve. -No. 645 00:38:14,206 --> 00:38:15,827 We all did our best for you. 646 00:38:15,931 --> 00:38:18,310 - Steve, let it go. - Just like we did for you. 647 00:38:18,413 --> 00:38:20,103 I haven't had my turn yet. 648 00:38:23,275 --> 00:38:25,034 I'm stuck in a caravan. 649 00:38:26,689 --> 00:38:28,068 With nothing and nobody. 650 00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:32,620 I want my revenge. 651 00:38:32,724 --> 00:38:34,689 That prick's muscled in on my wife. 652 00:38:34,793 --> 00:38:36,103 I want him out of her life. 653 00:38:36,206 --> 00:38:38,655 And I'm gonna need all of you for that. 654 00:38:43,206 --> 00:38:45,482 It took all of us to spike Rachel's fella. 655 00:38:45,586 --> 00:38:46,793 Oh, I fucking knew it. 656 00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:48,827 Fuckin' fuck. 657 00:38:50,137 --> 00:38:52,862 I knew it. It's making sense now. 658 00:38:52,965 --> 00:38:54,862 One of you lot put something in my drink. 659 00:38:56,379 --> 00:38:58,896 Of course. 660 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,103 The feisty bitch who poured it for me. 661 00:39:01,206 --> 00:39:03,413 Oh, don't talk to her like that. 662 00:39:03,517 --> 00:39:07,793 Oh, look who it is. Men's Health. Photographer. 663 00:39:07,896 --> 00:39:10,448 Security. The fan. 664 00:39:10,551 --> 00:39:12,068 Did you get your little selfie, did ya? 665 00:39:12,172 --> 00:39:14,137 Eh? And you, mate? 666 00:39:15,448 --> 00:39:17,344 I don't know who the fuck you are, mate. 667 00:39:19,724 --> 00:39:20,931 Was this your little scheme, was it? 668 00:39:21,034 --> 00:39:23,551 Oy, was it? You put my missus up in this. 669 00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:24,793 You could've killed me, you fucking psycho. 670 00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:27,000 All right, back off, mate. 671 00:39:28,482 --> 00:39:31,034 Fuck it. 672 00:39:33,931 --> 00:39:35,275 Fuck. 673 00:39:39,137 --> 00:39:41,000 That's enough! 674 00:39:41,103 --> 00:39:42,172 Fuck. 675 00:39:42,275 --> 00:39:45,344 I want a word with my husband. Now. 676 00:39:48,034 --> 00:39:49,724 Prick. 677 00:40:04,965 --> 00:40:06,034 I want a divorce. 678 00:40:10,413 --> 00:40:11,724 I mean it, Jack. I'm done. 679 00:40:13,896 --> 00:40:16,000 Don't worry, I'll speak to Dad. You'll get a payout. 680 00:40:17,724 --> 00:40:19,068 I mean, let's face it. 681 00:40:21,517 --> 00:40:23,931 You're not really in a position to ask for anything, are ya? 682 00:40:27,034 --> 00:40:28,448 I report what you've done to the police, 683 00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:29,931 you go to fucking prison, darling. 684 00:40:33,206 --> 00:40:34,379 You lose everything. 685 00:40:35,758 --> 00:40:36,793 Your house. 686 00:40:38,413 --> 00:40:39,965 - Kids. - You won't get the kids, Jack. 687 00:40:40,068 --> 00:40:41,724 I'm their mother. 688 00:40:41,827 --> 00:40:43,724 The house isn't mine to give, you know that. 689 00:40:43,827 --> 00:40:45,344 Well, you're gonna have to give me everything I want. 690 00:40:47,137 --> 00:40:48,793 I'm coming for it all, sweetheart. 691 00:40:51,827 --> 00:40:53,137 I've certainly earned it. 692 00:40:56,793 --> 00:41:00,655 You can undermine me. Intimidate me. 693 00:41:00,758 --> 00:41:02,448 Bully me. Threaten me. 694 00:41:02,551 --> 00:41:04,241 You can do whatever you want to me. 695 00:41:06,034 --> 00:41:07,482 But you will never... 696 00:41:08,965 --> 00:41:10,551 ever... 697 00:41:10,655 --> 00:41:13,172 tell our lovely... 698 00:41:13,275 --> 00:41:16,000 Innocent, sweet... 699 00:41:17,137 --> 00:41:19,655 perfect daughter... 700 00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:24,241 that she's not beautiful. 701 00:41:24,344 --> 00:41:25,896 Ever again. 702 00:41:27,206 --> 00:41:30,448 Now, do you understand me? 703 00:41:35,965 --> 00:41:37,896 How you gonna stop me from inside, eh? 704 00:41:42,724 --> 00:41:44,413 I'll kill him. 705 00:41:58,896 --> 00:42:01,448 - I'm gonna fucking kill him. - Well, there's a queue. 706 00:42:01,551 --> 00:42:03,655 I mean, that's ADH at the very least, mate. 707 00:42:03,758 --> 00:42:04,931 You should call the police. 708 00:42:05,034 --> 00:42:07,034 They'll want a blood test. That's a terrible idea. 709 00:42:08,724 --> 00:42:09,965 What happened? Are you okay? 710 00:42:10,068 --> 00:42:14,034 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. Steve, it's fine, honestly. 711 00:42:15,413 --> 00:42:17,241 I've told him I want a divorce. 712 00:42:18,379 --> 00:42:21,103 He said he's gonna fight me all the way. 713 00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,724 He's gonna call the police. 714 00:42:22,827 --> 00:42:24,689 I'm gonna go to prison. He's gonna get everything. 715 00:42:24,793 --> 00:42:25,862 But he's not. 716 00:42:26,931 --> 00:42:30,379 He's not. I'm gonna fight him all the way. 717 00:42:30,482 --> 00:42:32,206 I'm gonna get rid of him forever. 718 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,379 Do you know what I say? I say, "Bring it on." 719 00:42:36,482 --> 00:42:39,172 It's scary, but I'm ready. 720 00:42:41,551 --> 00:42:43,000 Phew. 721 00:42:45,689 --> 00:42:46,862 Guys, this is good. 722 00:42:47,862 --> 00:42:49,758 It's good. Steve, it's good. 723 00:43:04,689 --> 00:43:06,000 Right, are we going? 724 00:43:06,103 --> 00:43:07,724 Yeah, Uber's two minutes away. 725 00:43:07,827 --> 00:43:09,344 - Where are the others? - I haven't seen them. 726 00:43:10,448 --> 00:43:13,758 - Ta-da. - Oh. I love that. 727 00:43:13,862 --> 00:43:16,344 - I hate that. - Where'd you get it? 728 00:43:16,448 --> 00:43:18,413 Well, he threw up on my shirt, so I nicked one of his. 729 00:43:18,517 --> 00:43:19,758 Suits you. 730 00:43:19,862 --> 00:43:21,482 I couldn't find Rachel to say goodbye. 731 00:43:21,586 --> 00:43:22,655 Where are the others? 732 00:43:22,758 --> 00:43:24,551 Shitting in Jack's bed, I hope. 733 00:43:24,655 --> 00:43:26,413 Oh, nice. At last. 734 00:43:26,517 --> 00:43:27,862 Give him a shout, Steve. 735 00:43:28,758 --> 00:43:30,172 -See you, Steve. -Bye, Tej. 736 00:43:42,724 --> 00:43:44,448 What are you doing here? 737 00:43:44,551 --> 00:43:45,896 Prep for next week. 738 00:43:48,758 --> 00:43:50,551 You know, I shouldn't have to come home to find you here, 739 00:43:50,655 --> 00:43:51,758 especially when I'm not... 740 00:43:54,448 --> 00:43:56,000 when I'm not prepared for it. 741 00:43:57,137 --> 00:43:58,310 I do work here. 742 00:43:59,379 --> 00:44:01,241 You say that like I'm in the wrong. 743 00:44:02,551 --> 00:44:03,931 But it's not right for you to divorce me 744 00:44:04,034 --> 00:44:05,034 and stay married to my family. 745 00:44:05,689 --> 00:44:06,724 What's gotten into you? 746 00:44:06,827 --> 00:44:08,448 I'm tired of being gaslit by you. 747 00:44:09,758 --> 00:44:13,172 Pretending that this is normal when, when it's not. 748 00:44:17,758 --> 00:44:18,862 I want you gone. 749 00:44:36,793 --> 00:44:37,931 What you did back there? 750 00:44:38,034 --> 00:44:39,620 You mean when I spilled my actual blood for you? 751 00:44:39,724 --> 00:44:40,827 Yeah, that. 752 00:44:40,931 --> 00:44:42,241 I just want you to know that 753 00:44:42,344 --> 00:44:44,000 that was really stupid. 754 00:44:44,103 --> 00:44:45,413 As long as you appreciate it. 755 00:45:21,551 --> 00:45:24,896 Mrs. Jackson, to your knowledge, 756 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,931 were there any drugs being taken at the party? 757 00:45:27,034 --> 00:45:28,344 Not to my knowledge. 758 00:45:28,448 --> 00:45:30,413 - Any violence? - Not to my knowledge. 759 00:45:32,862 --> 00:45:34,275 How would you describe your marriage? 760 00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:41,827 Happy. 761 00:46:05,413 --> 00:46:07,413 In your statement, you said when you found Jack, 762 00:46:07,517 --> 00:46:09,827 you jumped straight into the pool to try and save him. 763 00:46:11,103 --> 00:46:12,103 Is that correct? 764 00:46:14,344 --> 00:46:15,344 Yes. 53131

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