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After Audrina caught Justin
with another girl.
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I saw you guys
kissing at the bar.
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She was finally ready
to move on.
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Should just be over,
and we just be friends.
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Heidi thought she was headed
towards a fairy-tale wedding
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but she was having her own
troubles with Spencer.
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We're going to Las Vegas
to get married.
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Spence.
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And now Spencer's sister
was on the scene.
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Heidi's my family now!
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When you hate my brother,
it makes me hate you.
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And Brody and I had been off
and on forever.
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So I had to figure out
if I could ever
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get serious about him.
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I think there's too many
pillows in between us.
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- Oh!
- Ohh!
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I knew Brody likes me.
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But he also had his eye on
every other girl in LA.
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'Should we get some calamari?'
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- No. Do you like calamari?
- I like calamari.
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Wow! Your eyes look very
beautiful right now.
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- Thank you.
- They look very bluish.
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They are blue.
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I thought they were green.
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They're blue with yellow
in the middle.
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I need to get
some eyes like that.
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I like your eyes.
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So? Anything else new
and exciting in your life?
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Any... Talk to Jen Bunney
at all lately?
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I think Jen might be coming
tonight to my Halloween party.
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Oh, really?
That's cool, though.
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- You guys can hang out.
- Oh, yeah.
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Shut up.
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Little cuties everywhere.
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Kidding.
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'What are you gonna do
for Halloween?'
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I think, Audrina and I
were talking about
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having like
a Halloween party, but...
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Oh, my gosh!
That should be fun.
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It'll be fun just 'cause we've
never had one at our apartment.
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And Audrina's inviting a couple
of her guy friends.
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Oh, my God!
And she's inviting a guy.
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Ooh!
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- JB's replacement.
- Special night!
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I haven't met him yet either,
so I'm excited to meet him.
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You and Brody doing a little,
like, couple-costume action?
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Please. He'll couple
with Frankie before me.
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I guarantee he does.
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"Dumb and dumber."
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Oh! They should do
"Dumb and Dumber."
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But which one's Dumber?
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They should be the guys
from "Night at the Roxbury."
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They would have to do
this all night.
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Wait, so, what's going on
with Brody?
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- Same thing as always.
- Same thing as always?
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What's that mean, though?
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Brody's a good guy.
He's really nice.
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- Very good-looking.
- Mm-hmm.
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But Brody likes his ladies.
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Brody does like his ladies.
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And you don't need to be one
among a million.
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- Mmnh-mnh.
- Mmnh-mnh.
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I just know that when I'm
around the two of you guys
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like I can definitely sense
some sort of chemistry.
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Yeah.
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'Thanks for coming over
and talking about this.'
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I know you know Spencer
better than anyone
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'and I just kind of wanted
to, like, talk to you'
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for a minute and see
what you thought.
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I don't think Spencer told you,
but we got in this huge fight
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the other night 'cause
he wanted to elope.
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"Are you kidding me?"
Like, "You want to go elope?"
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And so, he got so mad
at me, and he left.
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And he like didn't
call me that night.
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And I was just so upset.
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I was like,
"how could you just leave me?"
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Like, "I wouldn't leave you."
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- That's so not like him.
- I know.
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You know, he's just over it,
and I'm burnt out.
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'And it's all
happening so fast.'
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And I feel, if anything, it's
just kind of tearing us apart.
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You know that he loves you.
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And I'm sure he knows
that you love him and...
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You know, like, I want to be
engaged and I want to get
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married, but maybe
we should postpone this
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and wait a little bit.
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Like, what's the harm
in waiting, you know?
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Yeah.
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But please don't, you know,
like tell him anything.
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Oh, of course.
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I know you won't, but I just
got to say it in case, you know?
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I know you're his sister
and everything.
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Yeah.
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Don't... Take that off, bro.
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- Bro, it's so hot in here.
- No, that's our costume right?
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'Whitney, what do you think
of Batman and Robin?'
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It's more like
Siegfried and Roy.
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Hey, you know what?
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Good job, Batman!
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'Alright, that's good
on the smoke!'
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Alright, we're gonna shut
off the smoke for a while.
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I, like, can't breathe.
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Oh!
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Oh! Amazing!
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You're amazing.
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Oh, my God!
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- 'Great job, ladies!'
- 'Thank you!'
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- Amazing job, Jen, you too.
- We just won!
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- 'What?'
- 'We just won!'
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That's why he's saying
"good job."
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What do you think
I'm saying "great job" for?
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- Hi! Hi!
- Hello, hello.
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- Do you like my costume?
- Holy...
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- How are you?
- I'm doing alright.
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How are you doing?
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- You're not gonna say hi?
- Oh, hi!
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Are you gonna
ignore me like that?
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- 'Can I see how it is?'
- 'What?'
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- Lauren!
- This is Corey.
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Corey, this is my sister Casey
and her fiance Aaron.
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Nice to meet you.
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I'm glad you guys came.
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We made it, but just.
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Well, you're still here.
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It's all good.
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'Brody and Lauren, I want to
introduce you guys to Corey.'
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- Corey, what up, man?
- How you doing?
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- Nice to meet you.
- Lauren. Nice to meet you.
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- He's from Australia.
- Where in Australia you from?
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- Brisbane.
- Oh, Brisbane?
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Aussies are the best.
I love Aussies.
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I love Aussies.
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Alright, baby, I got to bounce.
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- You give me a nice hug.
- A cape hug.
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Do you have to leave right now?
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Sorry, I was a little
under dressed here
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but, oh, wait,
I got a little excited.
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Whoa!
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Alright. Audrina...
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- Hey, very nice to meet you.
- You too, man.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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This is a mess.
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It's too bad that Frankie
and Brody left so early.
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I barely remember even saying
goodbye to 'em.
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It was just chaos.
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They must have went
to another party.
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Sometimes it doesn't work out.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's okay.
That doesn't matter, though.
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'I know.'
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But the good thing
is, everybody's a fan of Corey.
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'Everyone loves him.'
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He's nice, huh?
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I really like him.
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I know. We're going
on a date tonight.
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- Are you really?
- Yeah.
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That'll be fun.
You'll have fun.
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He didn't know anyone,
and he, like...
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See? That's so good.
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And he was nice to everybody.
You know what I mean?
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He made an effort, which
shows that he likes you.
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It shows a lot.
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- After you, my dear.
- Thanks.
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'Hi. Nice to meet you.'
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'Hi, I'm here to pick up
the Heidi Montag'
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save-the-date cards.
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- You're getting married.
- I am. I am.
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- I'm his sister.
- Oh! Okay. Alright.
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Very excited.
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Pretty, pretty, pretty.
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I was getting stressed out
by it, but now it's all
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starting to come together.
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Got a church. We got invites.
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Now we just need to figure out
where to have the party.
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She won't do
Don Antonio's, so...
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Well, we were talking
a couple days ago, Heidi and I.
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About?
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I just think that fight
freaked her out.
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It wasn't a fight.
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You left.
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Well, that's your opinion.
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She just feels like this is
breaking up your relationship.
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What are you talking about?
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She didn't know
how to tell you.
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Are you kidding me right now?
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When did you have this
conversation with her?
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How do you know this
and I don't know.
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I mean, she wants
the perfect wedding.
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I know she was
pushing you into this.
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She wasn't pushing me
into this.
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I wanted this as much if not
more than she did.
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Spencer, I don't even think
she is 100% sure
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she wants to get married
right now.
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I mean, I think you
just freaked her out.
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Alright, well,
thank you so much.
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I think we're gonna
have to come back.
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I think, I need to go talk
to my future bride.
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I don't want to say
anything, but...
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After you,
bearer of great news.
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♪ Don't you run and hide ♪
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♪ It's only... ♪
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It's probably best that they
sat us inside anyway.
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- Hi.
- How are you doing?
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- We have reservations.
- Great. Come on in.
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Check in with the hosts.
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I used to come here
all the time. It's so good.
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'Yeah, this place
is pretty nice, huh?'
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You got to try
one of these ones.
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I'm not very good
with chopsticks.
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- I'm trying.
- Go for it.
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We got this one little local
sushi place back home.
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We sesh there quite a bit.
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That's where I
learned my skills.
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That's where you
learned your skills?
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Yeah.
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'Cause I was real bad
at it, too.
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They brang me out
the beginner ones
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you know, with the rubber band.
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That's what I used to.
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Yeah, the training ones.
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You feel like a real loser,
but that's how to learn it.
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You got to go down to Australia,
alright, at least once.
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'I will.'
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You should. It's gonna be
so hot this summer, though.
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I don't think I've had a proper
winter in like five years.
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Do you snowboard?
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I've never been
snowboarding once.
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I've only been once.
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'I love to go
again this winter.'
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- You want to?
- Yeah, let's do it up.
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- It'll be sweet.
- Where should we go next?
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I don't know.
Do you want to go out?
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Or do you want to just go home?
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'This place is cute.'
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It's very romantical.
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- Yeah, I've been here before.
- Have you?
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Who have you been here with?
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I came here with Jason.
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Oh, then it is very
romantical indeed.
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Well, I can be your
boyfriend tonight.
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How was Halloween?
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Um, it was fun.
You should have come.
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- I'm sad you couldn't make it.
- I was such a loser-face.
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I had a midterm the next day.
It was horrible.
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Did Brody and Frankie go?
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Oh, as Batman and Robin.
247
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,158
They left early, too.
They went to another party.
248
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,377
Mmm.
249
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,686
Have you guys been, like,
going on dates?
250
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,689
I don't know. It's limbo.
It's...
251
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,473
We're friends, but, like...
252
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,735
He's more than your
friend, Lauren.
253
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,345
The thing is, like...
254
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,478
I mean, do you want him to be
more than your friend?
255
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,742
That's the thing is I just...
256
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,527
Maybe he wants things from you,
too, that you just don't know.
257
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,706
You know, like how we're having
this conversation.
258
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,359
He could be having
a conversation like this
259
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:50,710
with somebody else,
and you just don't know.
260
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:55,105
Maybe Brody is waiting for you
to say something.
261
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:58,282
It's not that I don't want
Brody to be my boyfriend
262
00:11:58,369 --> 00:11:59,849
but... I mean, I'm not stupid.
263
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,808
I know that he's out with other
girls all the time.
264
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,854
You know what I mean?
Like, I know that.
265
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:08,640
I want... Brody to want...
266
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,861
...to not do it
without me saying anything.
267
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:14,734
So, you want him to not want
to see other girls.
268
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,779
But, like, I don't want to
tell him not to do that.
269
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:19,173
You know what I mean?
Who am I to tell not to do that?
270
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,392
Yeah. Catch 22, love.
271
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,195
- Hi
- Hello!
272
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,893
Didn't see you right there.
273
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:47,201
- 'I like your blue hat.'
- Thanks.
274
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:50,117
- How was your date?
- It was really good!
275
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,422
'He's really nice.'
276
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:52,859
Like, everything he does
277
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,383
I'm not used to like
being treated like that.
278
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,646
You know, he's very attentive
and very gent.
279
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,300
He's, like, a gentleman.
He's really nice.
280
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:00,997
So good.
281
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,347
He doesn't leave me hanging
all the time, you know?
282
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,872
- He's a keeper.
- Oh, you got a keeper?
283
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,003
Well, I'm not gonna
jinx anything.
284
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,701
It's way too soon
to jump into anything.
285
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,138
- 'Knock on wood.'
- Yeah.
286
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,227
- Alright, can I be annoying?
- Please.
287
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,446
Did you kiss him?
288
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:16,796
- Yes.
- You kissed him, huh?
289
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,058
He kissed me.
290
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,060
Did you kiss him, like,
"thanks for dinner."
291
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,714
- It was, like, mutual.
- 'Or was it like...'
292
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,282
Like I wanna kiss you, but I
don't know and then you kiss.
293
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,023
- Or was it like--
- Oh, my God, Lauren.
294
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:31,158
What kind of kiss?
Kiss, it's important!
295
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,335
It's so weird 'cause Justin
hated. He never liked to kiss.
296
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:37,599
So, he returned your calls,
which Justin didn't.
297
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,950
He likes to kiss,
which Justin didn't.
298
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:44,214
He bathes,
which Justin didn't.
299
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,086
Upgrade!
300
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,415
'Will you please move your
feet off the table?'
301
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,374
'I'm trying to clean up here.'
302
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:22,122
What's wrong?
303
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,907
Well, uh...
304
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,083
Last I heard, we were planning
on getting married.
305
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:31,435
And I was going and getting
invitations, and my sister
306
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,828
thankfully stopped me.
307
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,525
Your sister?
What'd your sister say?
308
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,919
She said not to spend a few
thousand dollars on invitations
309
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,748
for a wedding that she doesn't
think is happening.
310
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,315
Well, first of all,
I don't think that's
311
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:42,882
any of her business.
312
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,188
Well, you made it her
business when you told her about
313
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,321
what's going on with
the wedding instead of me.
314
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:50,411
First of all, your sister
has nothing to do with this.
315
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,935
And actually, she shouldn't even
have said anything to you.
316
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,329
She was just looking out
for her brother.
317
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,984
'She was not trying
to be a snitch.'
318
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,464
Is the big wedding just an
excuse for you to stall
319
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:01,552
and not have a wedding?
320
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,337
You can just be honest.
321
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,861
I was trying to make a nice
ceremony that we'd all be at
322
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,384
and you don't want this.
323
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,125
It's like it seems
like a nightmare for you.
324
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,171
You're the one that's
dragging it out
325
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:13,738
so there's all this conflict
so it doesn't happen.
326
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,523
I don't want to just get
it over with.
327
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,133
I want our family and friends
to be there.
328
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,613
Like, that's not dragging
it out.
329
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,180
It's something that's really
important to me.
330
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,616
And if you don't understand
that by now
331
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,792
'I don't know
what to tell you.'
332
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,272
I mean, I'm not the one
who pushed you.
333
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,970
You're the one who pushed me
to move in here.
334
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,363
You're the one
who proposed to me.
335
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,365
I have given up
so much for this.
336
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,541
I haven't given up anything
for this relationship?
337
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,673
Do you see me going out ever
with any of my friends?
338
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,327
Oh, I'm sorry. Is that something
really important to you?
339
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:39,025
Then why don't you go do that?
340
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,940
My point is you're acting
like I haven't sacrificed
341
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,159
anything...
I'm here with you 24-7.
342
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,770
I don't make you
be here with me 24-7.
343
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,598
But, I don't sit here and say
"I've sacrificed everything."
344
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:48,773
"I forced you to do this."
345
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,775
'Ah, don't mock me.'
346
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,868
Don't you dare leave.
347
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,914
If you leave, don't come back.
348
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,395
Spencer!
349
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:20,980
'Wow!'
350
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,244
This place is cool. I can...
351
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,813
I mean, you know, you could have
let me pull that out for you.
352
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,599
Jeez. Way to make me look bad.
353
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:34,297
- Sorry.
- Just kidding!
354
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:35,907
I love when they put
twinkly lights around
355
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,648
when it's not
Christmas time.
356
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,651
'It's almost Christmas time.'
357
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:43,611
- Audrina her and Justin...
- Done.
358
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,047
...wanna hang out.
359
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,353
They're done.
360
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,615
- They're not done.
- Yeah, they are.
361
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,095
'I've heard that before.'
362
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,618
She just went on two dates
with another guy
363
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:53,099
and she really likes him.
364
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:56,972
No. I think she's...
She's gonna be strong this time.
365
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,408
Sure.
366
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,236
Sometimes no matter
how much you like a guy
367
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,934
they're just not
good for you, you know?
368
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,023
Who is that with you?
369
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,071
Go on.
370
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,464
How is that?
I don't understand.
371
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,118
Why, do you think
I'm gonna go...
372
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,598
- 'Go what?'
- Mack all these girls?
373
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,252
Yeah, that's exactly
what I think you're gonna do.
374
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,601
- Oh, really?
- It's fine.
375
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:18,820
Who am I gonna mack?
376
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,430
- Really?
- Who?
377
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:21,649
Let me see your phone.
378
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:30,005
Let's see. We got...
Alex, Alex, Allie, Allison
379
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,921
Allison, Amanda, Amber, Amber,
380
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:38,666
Amy, Amy, Amy, Angie, Angie,
Anna, Anna, April, Adrianne
381
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,929
Ashley, Ashley, Aubrey.
382
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,626
Those are friends of mine.
383
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,280
Blond hottie.
384
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,761
They've accumulated
over the years.
385
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,937
Bridgett, wannabe bang.
Oh, wanna bang.
386
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,852
What? Oh-ho!
What was that one?
387
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,288
You have a Britney Miami.
388
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,508
Call her Britney
platinum blond.
389
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,250
Britney Canada whore.
390
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,430
'I'm gonna take
that back asap.'
391
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,214
Get that password
lock back on before
392
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,173
you get hold
of that again.
393
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:12,395
No, for real, those are
names over a couple years.
394
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:15,703
You got that phone
about two months ago.
395
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:19,794
Yeah, but I switched all my...
I bought this program.
396
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:23,624
There's a whole process to it.
It was very time-consuming.
397
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:26,409
So, Britney Canada whore
won't get a call anytime soon?
398
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:29,238
Britney Canada whore is not
getting a call anytime soon.
399
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:38,204
Well, those girls mean nothing
to me, sweetheart.
400
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,164
Brody, you can do
whatever you want.
401
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,383
Okay.
402
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,862
I'm not gonna tell you
what to do.
403
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:46,473
You don't have to tell me
what to do
404
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:50,651
but you can give me
some sort of... I don't know.
405
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,178
What do you want me to tell you,
I don't understand.
406
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,051
Nothing.
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