All language subtitles for The Richest Cat in the World

Tonight on the Disney Sunday movie.

A burnt squirrel cat has inherited
millions of dollars. He's got nine

five million dollars, and one big
secret.

Thank you. I can talk.

Now the fur's really flying.

Come here, cat, cat, cat. He's not
getting away this time. Let's go. I can

it already.

Cat. The money.

When a cat talks, it's Catastrophe with
the richest cat in the world.

Well, I couldn't be happier myself.

Good evening and welcome to the Disney
Sunday movie. Tonight I'm proud to

welcome a new star in the Disney family,
Leo the Cat.

Leo's steady rise to stardom did not
come easy.

Like most actors, he began by walking
his little paws off, going from one

audition to another.

Then came the cat food commercials, and
finally his big break, a starring role

in tonight's Disney Sunday movie, The
Richest Cat in the World.

Leo plays a cat, and I might say
brilliantly.

who inherits $5 million, and that is to
use all his feline skills to hang on to

the money.

It's the finest performance by a cat
I've ever seen.

Absolutely fantastic.

Oh, thanks a lot, Mr. Eisner.

You're welcome.

Doctor. Yes, nurse. Now, remember, give
him his medication every two hours.

Check his condition, and if anything
changes overnight, call me immediately.

Right.

Doctor, something very odd just
happened. It's probably nothing, but

what is it? Well, I was just walking
past Mr. Kohlmeier's room, and I heard

people talking.

Two distinct voices.

But when I looked inside, there wasn't
anyone else there, just Mr. Kohlmeier.

Nurse Roper, the mind plays strange
tricks as the end draws near.

But, Doctor, I'm not dying. He is.

I know that, dear.

I'm the doctor, remember?

And the doctor says if a man wants to
talk to himself in his final hours, let

him.

Well, I think this is it.

No regrets.

You've been a good friend.

And I want you to know that I've left
you well provided for.

Everything will be the same.

Except... I won't be around.

Oscar, come on, please, don't talk like
that. We're a team, you and me,

remember?

Sorry, Leo.

I'm afraid you're going to have to do
solo.

I miss you, buddy.

Yeah, but we've been together for so
many years, Oscar. I mean, you can't

me now. What am I going to do if you go?

So close, Uncle Oswald.

Oscar.

What will happen now, Dad?

Well, we'll just have to wait and see,
son.

But where will we live?

What will you do?

Will you get a new job?

It all depends on what Mr. Kohlmeier
wanted, honey.

On the local scene, A Birch Grove cat
has inherited millions of dollars.

Two weeks ago, millionaire Oscar
Kohlmeier died.

Today, his will was read, and his cat
has been named principal heir.

That's right, his cat.

Here's Ellen Rayburn with her report on
the richest cat in the world.

Leaving money to cats is nothing new.
History tells us that Cardinal Richelieu

of France and Three Musketeers fame left
a fortune to his 14 cats when he died

back in the 17th century.

And in more recent memory, Dr. William
Greer of San Diego left his two pets,

Hellcat and Brownie, $415 ,000.

But Hellcat and Brownie Greer are mere
pikers compared to Leo the Cat

probably history's richest feline heir.

Leo's fortune is worth more than $5
million and includes all this, the

the car, the grounds, and a small staff,
Gus Barrett and his wife, Louise, who

are also the appointed executors.

Here beside me is Leo Kohlmeier, the
world's most eccentric millionaire.

Well,

I guess the cat's got his tongue.

But there is another side to this event.

There's the sad story of the
disinherited.

Victor Rigsby, a hypnotherapist, is the
only known blood relative of the late

Mr. Kohlmeier. If it weren't for Leo the
cat, Mr.

Rigsby would be the millionaire and not
the four -legged feline.

We went to his house to talk to him
today.

Whatever Uncle Oscar wanted is okay by
me. Besides, there's nothing we can do

about it.

What do you mean there's nothing we can
do about it?

Well, Mr. Rigsby, it all boils down to
this.

You've been left $25 ,000 pursuant to
the will of Mr. Oscar Kohlmeier,

Now, that $25 ,000 is left to you free
and clear with the proviso that you do

not contest the will, which leaves the
bulk of the estate to a cat.

named Leo.

Is that a house cat?

Of course it's a house cat.

What did you think it was?

Well, I don't know. With five million, I
expected something more significant,

like a lion or a tiger.

Maybe an ocelot.

It's just a house cat.

Now, isn't there anything you can do?

Well, if you'd like, we could take a
chance and contest the will.

But, of course, that will take time.

And if we lose, you lose everything.

Now, that means $25 ,000.

Are you willing to take that risk?

We certainly are.

Right, Ian?

Absolutely.

Gross injustice has been done to me, and
I am not going to take this sitting

down. Sit down, Victor.

Now, if you do intend to pursue this
course of action, you must be scrupulous

your activities so as not to take the
case.

Now, by that, I mean... You must have no
association with this cat. Don't see

him, don't speak to him, don't
communicate with him in any way, shape,

Is that clear?

Perfectly clear, Mr. Ottinger. We won't
feed him, pet him, rub his belly, pull

his mangy little teeth. All right, Mrs.
Rigsby.

All right, I'll arrange a formal hearing
as soon as possible so we can get a

final determination.

Is there no other option?

I'm afraid not. A hearing is your only
recourse.

Unless the cat dies or vanishes into
thin air.

That's it.

Paula, maybe we should just take the 25
grand. Forget about all the... Let that

animal have the rest?

No way. But the lawyers will take
forever.

Cost of fortune. And if we lose...
Forget the lawyers. They're just our

What do you mean?

You heard what the man said.

There's no cat. There's no cat air,
right?

What are you suggesting?

here all the time.

Lost, run over, wolves eat them.

Remember the old expression?

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're right.

You and I should have no problem
eliminating some stupid old cat.

And all the money will be ours. Will or
no will.

Exactly. Now let's go.

I've been saying all week I'm going to
fix this. And by golly, tonight is the

night.

Why don't we just buy a new one, Dad?

Ah, buy, buy, buy. It's easy for you
kids to say.

Listen, why pay for something when you
can fix it yourself?

Oscar Kohlmeier may have had $5 million,
but he never threw away a dime.

I mean, when something broke, well, I
was there to fix it.

Of course, now that he's gone, things
don't.

quite as much.

You know, Gus, now might be the perfect
time for us to take that vacation we

were talking about.

Vacation? Honey, we just took a
vacation.

That was three years ago.

To the Inventors Convention in
Cleveland.

We should see the world.

Let's go to London.

Or maybe Paris.

Or the North Pole.

We can't go anywhere yet.

Just because things in the big house
have quieted down doesn't mean that

nothing to do here.

Oh, Gus.

Besides, Europe is expensive.

All right, we'll discuss London later.

Bar, have you finished your book yet?

Almost. Well, almost isn't good enough.

Why don't you just stick around and help
me here, and then you can feed Leo his

dinner. Again?

Again. And then... You can practice your
reading.

Yeah, that's right, son.

You gotta be a good reader to get ahead.

Son, you could be a doctor.

Or a lawyer.

Or even the President of the United
States.

Me? The only thing I know how to do is
fix things.

On top of spaghetti, all covered with
cheese. I lost my poor meatball

when somebody sneezed.

Oscar,

it's just not the same without the
harmony.

Oscar, if he brings me liver once more,
I'm coming to join you.

Oh, no, he's got those books again, too.
If there's anything worse than liver,

it is listening to a geography lesson
from a kid who can barely read.

Mr. Leo!

Mr. Leo, dinner's here.

I brought you your favorite.

Fried lobster?

Liver.

Oh, I should have known.

What's the matter? Yeah, boy.

Not hungry?

Maybe he likes a little milk. Milk?

After years of the finest champagnes,
he's going to have to do a lot better

that.

Not thirsty either, huh?

I know. What you need is a little
attention.

I'll reach you for a while.

Oh, that's very exciting.

That's wonderful.

Mm, yes.

First he starves me, now he tortures me.

Also then, it's geography, Mr. Neal.
You'll like it. The longest

river in the United

States is the Miss

Miggy Mighty Miss.

It is hippie.

It is over.

and afford some dancing girls. This kid
is driving me crazy.

In the days of the pioneers,

the Mississippi was traveled

on by many.

Yes, in the days of the pioneers, the
Mississippi was traveled on by many

boats.

You can read.

Of course I can read. And you could,
too, if you would only pay attention and

learn to concentrate better.

You can talk better. That's right. And I
can see and hear and smell and touch

just like you. Correct that better than
you. Now you bring that book over to the

table before you drive me bananas.

Sit down. I'm going to show you a few
simple steps to reading.

One, put the book on the table and sit
facing it.

Hey.

Two, stop wriggling around.

All right?

And three, you can always go back. After
you've sounded out all the words, read

the sentence again until you understand
what it means.

Then go on.

But that's so slow.

Trust me, kid. With practice, it'll go
faster. And four, if you're stumped...

Ask for help. I mean, you must have
known steam bath was the wrong word.

but sometimes these books are so weird,
you can't even tell.

Ask anyway.

Okay, should I start over?

Yeah, but later.

In the meantime, you and I have another
subject which needs to be discussed

right away.

So, have you got all of it?

I think so.

French champagne.

Dover fillet.

So, Leo Corduroy.

Cordon Bleu. Cordon Bleu. Please, no
mistakes.

You'll have me eating someone's pants
legs.

Don't worry, Mr.

Leo. I'll figure out some way to get you
all the things you like.

Even if I have to dig into my piggy
bank.

Not necessary. I'll pay for it all. I've
got a cookie jar full of petty cash.

Oh, one other thing. I don't want you
telling anyone where you got that list

from or that I'm helping you with your
reading or that I can talk.

Okay. Promise?

Promise. Now get the heck out of here.
I've got to see if I can find something

tasty to eat that'll liver.

Like one of Oscar's old shoes.

Bye, Mr. Leo.

Ow. Ow.

I'm so sorry.

Ow.

Can you see anything?

What's he doing?

I don't know.

I don't know. It's too far. It's too
dark.

All I can see is that Barrett boy coming
out of the cottage.

I wonder what he's doing there.

They're beating everything.

Come on, we've got to get closer.

Quiet.

Well,

well, well. If it isn't my good friends,
the Rigsby's.

I have to give them a proper welcome.

doing this.

Why? How can you have a million reasons
why? Now move.

Stay. Stay. It's all right. It's all
right. It's all right.

Keep getting away.

Come on.

after these messages.

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Oh, geez.

How about some M &M's?

We now continue with our program.

What is it?

I've got to talk to you. Bart, you're
crazy.

Cats don't talk. People talk.

We're the only animals that do. What
about parrots?

All right, parrots talk too.

But cats do not talk.

Leo!

Mr. Leo!

Why do you call him Mr.

Leo? Because he's older than I am and
he's got all that money.

Mr. Leo!

Come on, Bart. Let's go home.

Mr. Leo, there you are.

Leo, I'm sorry.

I know I broke my promise. I know I
wasn't supposed to tell anyone.

But I couldn't sleep, and Veronica's
just my sister.

Well, it's not like she's a real person
or anything.

So I went across the hall and told her
about you. She doesn't believe me. She

thinks I'm lying. Talk to her, please.

No, I don't feel like talking now.

You do talk.

I heard you.

Could you always talk?

How did you learn?

I swear you to secrecy, and then what do
you do?

You go and you tell the first person you
see.

I'm sorry, Mr.

Neal. My privacy is very important to
me. But since you're already here, I

there's no use denying anything.

Now, you want to know if I could always
talk?

Well, could you always talk?

Not when I was born.

I had to learn.

Ditto for me.

Oh, good night. Close the door on the
way out. But I want to know.

How did you get this way?

All right, all right. I can see I'm not
going to get any sleep until I tell you

the story of my life.

Get comfortable.

All began a very, very long time ago.

You see, I'm much older than ordinary
cats.

I'm very unusual.

My mother was a fine cat, perfectly
normal, proud, clean.

Good example of the domestic shorthair.

Right after I was born, my father ran
off the bum.

Well, Mom said I had his markings.

My brothers and sisters and I were
raised in the back of a butcher shop.

It was wonderful.

But childhood doesn't last forever, and
when I was one year old, Mom sent me off

to fend for myself.

I ended up living with the dock workers
on the piers, but I knew there had to be

more to life than fish and rats.

So I entered the university in quest of
knowledge.

The students were very stimulating, very
generous.

There was always a lot to learn and
scraps to eat.

It was an easy life.

But what about talking?

Apparently, it was a talent I always
had, except I never knew it. Never until

met Oscar Kohlmeier, that is.

I was out roaming the countryside when I
spotted Oscar's diner and decided to

drop in for a quick bite.

I entered the diner and saw Oscar for
the very first time.

Spaghetti!

All covered with... All

covered with

cheese and poor meatballs.

When somebody sneezed, it rolled off

the table and down to the floor.

My new carpet and right out the door.

Right off the bat, I knew that here was
a man who really needed me.

Quick, the oven!

you say that?

Well, I guess I did.

Oscar was shocked that I had spoken, and
I was too.

It just came right out, and we got to be
real good friends.

Sounds wonderful.

But what about the money? Where did that
come from? And this house and

everything? Ah, that's another story.
You see, Oscar didn't become a rich man

until we had been together for two
years.

It had to do with the diner.

Oscar owned it and all the land around.

It was a strange place for an eatery,
but Oscar had bought it cheap.

What we didn't know was that the time
had come to build on the surrounding

and all of a sudden, Oscar's property
was prime.

What'll it be, fellas?

We want to buy your diner.

And we'll give you $50 ,000 for it.

$50 ,000 for this diner?

How about $60 ,000? No.

Make it $75 ,000. We can be very
generous.

But what do you want with a diner? It's
not the diner we're interested in. It's

the parcel.

The land.

And you give me $75 ,000 for that?

Make it $80 ,000.

Think about it.

Excuse me, that's the bread man.

I'll be back in a second.

Don't go away.

You think we juiced him up enough? We
better have. We're in up to the hill.

Without this plot of land, there'll be
no highway, no shopping mall, no town.

Anyone who takes $80 ,000 for something
worth a couple of million bucks deserves

what he gets.

He didn't have any pumpernickel.

Well, okay.

Where were we?

Somewhere in the vicinity of $80 ,000.

Not now, Leo. I'm busy.

What are you trying to do? Cut that out.

Oh, all right. Would you excuse me just
one more second?

Fellas, I'll be back in just a second.

All right, now.

What is this all about?

Oscar, hold out. I'm telling you, they
have a lot more money.

What do you mean? When you went out, I
heard them talking. This is really a

-in -a -lifetime opportunity. See, those
guys are taking you for a chump. You

gotta keep raising the ante. I promise
I'll let you know when to stop.

But Leo... Trust me.

I've taken the liberty of bringing a
contract with me.

We'll just fill in the blanks.

Great, great.

But I'm afraid 80 ,000 is not quite
enough.

Okay.

Let's make it 100.

No, I'm afraid that's not enough.

Mr. Goldmeier, I don't understand your
sudden change in attitude.

Now, we're being more than generous
here.

Remember, there are plenty of other lots
where we can set up our business.

125 ,000, our final offer.

Oh, you don't want to reconsider.

That's a lot of money to kiss away.

I'm sure.

Then good day, Mr.

Coldfire.

$125 ,000 out the door?

When they come back, ask for one and a
half. million dollars.

Are you out of your mind when they come
back?

Wave three considered, Mr. Komar.

How much did you have in mind?

A million and a half dollars?

That's reasonable.

to keep the mineral rights.

And it was a good thing that he did,
because as it turned out, there was oil

that property, and that is where the
real money came from.

Listen, it's dawn. I think you better
get home.

And remember, kids, don't tell anyone, I
mean anyone, that I can talk.

We won't, Mr. Leo.

Bye. And another thing, please don't
call me Mr.

The Disney Sunday movie will continue
after these messages.

Do cats love the great taste of
friskies?

You bet.

It's the taste that has them jumping for
joy and walking on eggs.

Friskies has a way of baking that great
flavor right in.

The great taste of frisky is very
satisfying.

Who's going to help the car buyer cut
through all the confusion over finance

rates? Who else?

Chrysler, that's who, with cash, not
confusion.

$500 or $1 ,000 cash back on every car
and truck we build in America.

Need it for the down payment? Use it.
Want the cash?

Take it.

$500 or $1 ,000 cash back.

plus our 550 protection plan. You made
us the fastest -growing car and truck

company in America. So your Chrysler
Plymouth dealers say, thanks again,

America, and nobody says it better.

It's Daddy's birthday, and I don't know
what to get him. What do you do now?

What can you give him? He means so much
to you.

Sometimes an old...

Meet Helen, our aspiring advertising
executive.

Helen's not feeling very creative today
because she's wearing one of those

diapers that leak.

Well, Helen, here's a big idea.

Kleenex Huggies diapers.

Huggies are form -fitting, and they're
thick and absorbent with gentle, extra

-wide elastic at the leg. So Huggies hug
to help stop leaking and help keep

babies happy.

Now Helen's wearing huggies, and that's
all the inspiration she needs. Right,

Helen? Yay!

Wednesday, the countdown begins. Three,
two, one.

That kid could be in a lot of trouble.

MacGyver, Wednesday.

Now back to our story.

Think of it, Gus.

Big Ben, the Tower Bridge, Buckingham
Palace.

Leaky roof, trees that need pruning, a
broken sprinkler.

Look, we'll go away as soon as I take
care of everything here, Louise.

But, Gus, we never go anywhere.

Well, and neither does that crud that's
been clogging up the garbage disposal.

I'll change that in a second.

I'm finished.

I'm through. I don't want any dessert.
I'm going to go up to the big house and

feed the cat.

I'm going to practice my reading.

Sure you are.

No dessert?

Hold on a second there, Buck. Are you
feeling okay?

I'm fine, Mom. I just want to go.

Neil's probably hungry.

Hey, how's the little fella been doing
up there on his own, son?

He's fine, Dad. He misses Mr.

Kohlmeier. But I'm going to take real
good care of him.

Can I go now?

Oh, sure.

But slow down a little.

He reminds me of myself when I was his
age. I mean, always on the run, getting

my hands into things.

He's sleeping quietly. Grab the animal
and leave.

Victor, I can smell it already.

The cat.

The money. The money.

Leo. Oh, boy. At last. Supper time.

What'd you bring me? Shrimp scampi?
Chicken cacciatore?

Not exactly.

No,

I let you down again, didn't I, Leo? No,
no, no, no. It's quite all right. I'm

sure you did your best.

Isn't there any other way for us to get
you some food? Hey, you know something?

There is.

Oscar and I used to do this all the time
back in the old days.

Follow me.

Where are you going?

To culinary.

having my boy just a phone call away.

Vanity's Pizza Deluxe. Can I help you?
Uh, yes. I would like a large pizza pie

to be delivered.

Now, what you want on it? Double
anchovies, light on the sauce, and, uh,

the cheese, will you?

Hey, you want any crust?

Well, now that you mention it.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Deliciosa. The coleslaw room was a place
where the

gladiolas fought.

What's that? A dueling flower show? You
are not concentrating. Now sit up

straight and read it again.

I don't know why reading is so important
anyway.

Reading is the door to knowledge, Bart.
And unless you know how to open it,

you're going to miss out on a lifetime
of amazing things. Now start over.

Maybe we'll make new mistakes.

Shh. I'm a hypnotherapist. I have to
stir patients who need me. They were

before they met you.

What about my reputation?

The only reputation you need to worry
about is that of a wealthy millionaire.

Quiet!

The early Romans burned insects.

That's incense, Bart.

Now stop reading. We have company.

Huh? It's the Rigsby's. I knew they'd be
back. I just knew it. The Rigsby's?

He yelled at me last Thanksgiving when
they came to visit Mr.

Kohlmeier. You collect your books and
leave, and I'll handle them. But just

don't tell anybody, and I'll see you
tomorrow.

But, Leo... Now, Bart... All right, but
be careful.

Good. He's gone.

Let's go.

Boy,

is this going to be a breeze.

Kitty, kitty, kitty.

Yeah.

Shh, shh, shh.

You're going to make him nervous.

Get the food ready.

Kitty, kitty, kitty.

Guess what I have for you.

Never put raw liver into someone's hand
without looking.

You wanted it, you got it. There he
goes, after him. Kitty, kitty, kitty.

Come on, sweetheart.

Hold this.

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding, kidding, kidding,
kidding?

Look what I have for you.

I'm after him. Wait.

I lost the liver.

Where's the liver?

Here it is.

in the way this time.

Come here, cat, cat, cat.

Come here, cat, cat, cat.

Come on, come on.

Come on, kitty, kitty. Come on, kitty,
kitty. Come on, kitty, kitty. Come on,

baby. Where are you? Come on.

Something just moved in the corner.
Okay, okay. I've got him now.

Kitty, kitty, kitty.

Kitty, kitty, kitty. Kitty, kitty,
kitty.

Well,

I guess that ought to hold them for the
night.

I love it when you rub me like that.

Oh, Leo, you're all right.

We thought something terrible happened.

As a matter of fact, something terrible
did just happen. I was eating caviar on

the Riviera with the feline of my dreams
when you rudely awoke me.

We're sorry. We were worried.

What did the Rigsby's do?

The Rigsby's?

Oh, those Rigsby's. I led them on a wild
cat chase they will never forget.

And wait till they come back tonight.

They're coming back?

They didn't get what they wanted, namely
me, so they'll be back.

What do they want you for?

I think the word is greed, Bart.

Maybe I should stay with you all day to
protect you. No, no. What I want you two

to do is get off to school before you
get in trouble. I can take care of

After all, I'm a cat. I'll always land
on my feet. Then I'll come back after

school. Then we can spend some more time
together. Bye.

Didn't you ever visit him?

No, you never let me.

Now, did you bring the cloth?

Right here.

Gas mask?

My jacket.

Gloves?

Now, remember, when I tell you to shoot,
shoot.

Not a second before, not a second after.
Got it. I'll have the cat carrier. I'll

be responsible for getting the cat. You
just zap him good.

Right. And don't forget to take
everything with us.

No one must know that any... Please get
along with us already.

By the time we get out of here,
inflation's going to have eaten up the

million bucks.

Look, there he is.

I'm ready.

Now remember, don't shoot until I say
so.

Hurry up, or you're going to get away.

I'll be with you in a second.

Shoot,

Paula. What?

You idiot.

Can't you even put on a simple gas mask?

And why do you shoot?

Don't make noise, Paula.

Whatever we do, don't make noise.

That's right, Paula.

Don't be such a drag.

Eric, it was behind me.

Paula,

I've been thinking.

The wonders never cease.

There's no reason why we have to be the
ones to sneak into the mansion and take

the risk of being seen.

You know my patient, Howard Piggins?

I think he's the man to do this job for
us.

Piggins? Victor, that's brilliant!

Rick, you're here!

Okay,

Piggins. You're free.

Howard, if I had known, I would have
come sooner. Thank you for coming.

Remember, Rick, he's in your custody. I
understand, sir.

You sure we can control him? Absolutely.

He's my best patient.

When he's under hypnosis, he listens to
everything I say.

We hypnotize him and send him after the
cat. Nothing will scare him. Once he's

got the animal, he'll forget everything.
We'll be able to come up with a great

alibi.

Ah.

It's getting worse, Rigsby.

Every day something goes wrong.

The nights aren't any better.

I have these awful dreams.

Mm -hmm. That's nice.

That's nice. Angry and nervous all the
time.

At any minute, I'm about to explode.

Don't you worry, Howard. I'm going to
hypnotize you out of all that in no

I've been thinking, maybe hypnosis isn't
the answer. Maybe we ought to try

something else.

No. No.

What do you mean?

Remember when I first came to you, I had
this simple little problem of

daydreaming all the time?

People at work thought I was lazy.

So you cured me with hypnosis?

That's right, Howard.

It got me to tune out everything but
what I was working on.

I tuned out my boss and got fired for
insubordination.

Forget that. That was in the past. He
hypnotized me out of concentrating and I

became a terrible insomniac.

I used to take these long walks down by
the mall and think about everything I

ever wanted in life.

Then I became a klepto, got arrested and
my wife left me.

Did I mention to you of the violence?

Yes, yes.

Last month you broke my window, but
Howard, hypnosis can cure that.

Stick with the trying truth, shall we? I
don't know, Rigsby.

Listen, I'm afraid.

Yesterday I got thrown off a bus and
thrown out of a theater. I think I ought

go back to daydreaming and being out of
touch with myself.

You will. You will. You have nothing to
worry about.

Just relax. Remember, it is always
darkest before the storm.

Before the dawn. You mean it's always
quiet before the storm and darkest

the dawn?

Storm, dawn, whatever the important
thing is.

I'm here to help you. Remember, your
hypnotherapist always knows best.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

Just relax.

Concentrate on my voice.

Rest your mind. Close your eyes and let
yourself go, Howard.

Let yourself go. It'll be good for you.
Chase your thoughts out the window.

Are you asleep, Howard?

Yes.

Forget about chasing people.

Do you hear me, Howard?

Yes.

What I want you to chase is a cat.

Concentrate on a big house, high on a
hill.

Inside this house is a cat.

This cat represents all of your
troubles.

You must go to this house and pack up
all your troubles in a cat carrier.

Once you have the animal, you will feel
free and released.

Bring the cat to my house.

Do you hear me, Howard?

Yes. I get the cat and all my troubles
go away.

The address is in your coat pocket

when you wake up.

Take it out and get me the cat.

We'll continue after these messages.

These lonely pound puppies need someone
to love.

Someone who'd love a little puppy love.
For you, Grandma.

Pound puppies are as cuddly as real
puppies.

He'll keep you company.

We now continue with the Disney Sunday
movie.

London bridge is falling down, falling
down, falling down. Yet ever so

humble, there's no place like home.

Honey? Yeah? I don't understand Bart.

He's up in the big house all the time.

What does he do up there?

Oh, well, a boy needs his privacy,
Louise.

A place he can relax, concentrate, get
some of his homework done in peace.

But he used to hate doing his homework.

How could a child change like that
overnight?

Kids change over time.

I'll see you later, guys. I'm going over
to Debbie's.

Oh, wait, Veronica.

Have you noticed your brother's been
acting peculiar these past few days?

He's been acting real normal lately.

I mean, why does he go up to Mr.
Kohlmeier's old house all the time?

Maybe he's redecorating.

Louise,

I just want you to know that as soon as
everything settles down a little more,

we will take that trip to Europe.

I want to go just as much as you do.

Okay, Gus.

I'll try to be more patient.

So Rigsby says, nice kitty, and I'll
shoot Paula and run like crazy, and she

lets go with a long blast of chloroform
right in his face.

Gee, Mr. Leo, you're wonderful.

You're my best friend.

You know, you're okay yourself.

You know something? You and I are going
to do big things together.

Not just reading and writing, but math,
I think science, maybe even a little

French.

I have a motto.

What is it? Inch by inch, life is a
cinch. Yard by yard, it's very, very

I'll always remember that.

Come here. I want to show you something.

There's a book I want you to get for me,
but it's on the top shelf. I'm afraid

you're going to have to scale the cliff
somehow.

Way up there?

Oh, come on, Bart. You can do it. Just
be careful and take one step at a time.

Go ahead, Bart.

Find the book called Wealth of Nations.

Wealth... Wealth of Nations.

Wealth of Nations. Here it is. Very
good.

Now, remember that book. There's money
in it. If you ever need it, it's yours.

You mean it?

Certainly. Oscar was always extremely
generous with his money, and I intend to

be, too.

Oh, someone's here.

Bart? Bart, are you here?

Uh -oh, it's Mom.

are you?

Oh, God.

Bart, hold on, Bart.

What are you doing?

I was just getting a book.

Look at this.

You could have hurt yourself.

And what happened to that statue?

I don't know.

Well, I think I do. You've been
roughhousing with the cat.

Now we're going right back to our house.
You'll spend the rest of the evening in

your room thinking about what you've
done.

good old shows like Lassie and Flipper
and Gentle Ben.

Now, those were actors.

I guess I better go check on the kids. I
was taking it.

I mean, I need a little fresh air
anyway.

Of course I got to.

I'm the Harry Houdini of the furball
set.

And you were all alone. So you came to
see me? Well, you know, I mean, I didn't

want you to worry. I mean, thinking I
was all locked up for the night.

I think about you all the time. But I'd
much rather be with you.

I guess you're starting to grow on me,
too.

So this is where your family lives, huh?
It's quite compact, isn't it?

Yeah. Well, it's nothing like your
house.

But then we don't have five million
dollars.

No, I suppose it isn't anything like my
big, old, empty, lonely house.

Gee, Leo.

Maybe you'd like to stay here tonight
and be part of my family.

Stay here? With you? Well, I don't know.
I suppose... Mark, I thought you were

going to sleep.

Now, son, lights out and heads down.

I better take a rain check on this
family business.

Okay.

But I love you.

What is this? What's going on here? What
is this guy doing? Goodbye, troubles.

Trouble. I'll say there's trouble. I've
got to get out of here.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

You're dizzy.

You should have been here hours ago.
He'll be here. He'll be here.

Meanwhile, I have got us the best alibi
in town. We're completely covered.

Excuse me. Do you have any club soda?

No. I knew we couldn't trust that
weirdo.

This is your fault, Victor. My fault?
Yeah.

Every time you ever tried to get Piggins
to do anything, you always made him

worse. It's like that last patient of
yours, the one who was afraid of the

water. By the time they got through
hypnotizing him, he ended up jumping in

walrus tank at the aquarium.

That man was beyond help. You were
beyond help.

I should have known it would come to
this the day you flunked out of medical

school.

I did not flunk out.

I withdrew for health reasons.

Right. Insufficient brain.

Oh those look yummy.

Yes, thank you enough.

For the first time in over a year, I
feel so relieved.

All the troubles are just, they're just
changed away.

Wonderful, wonderful.

You've made me very happy. Now, where's
the cat?

In the car.

Bring him in to me.

No, I mean, no, I mean, you know, I
couldn't do that. You see, I'm going to

the cat. Then whenever I get a problem,
I'll just put it in the cage for the

cat. Victor?

Is everything all right here?

Fine, Reppin.

Here, have a weenie.

Howard, don't be ridiculous. You don't
need the cat anymore. You're fine.

It's mine, and as long as I have him,
I'll never need you again.

Great plan, Victor.

We'll return after these messages.

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Come on, Mom.

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created some of the most unforgettable

movie heroines of all time.

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and perhaps that most romantic Disney
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Hers is a love story filled with wonder,
with adventure, with the kind of charm

and magic that is uniquely Disney.

Sleeping Beauty has become an animated
classic for all ages.

Monday. Do you like to? Love's got Mark
in the fast lane.

Maybe I ought to wear a belt around my
neck.

Mark Castle and McCormick.

We now return to the Disney Sunday
Movie.

The hunt for Leo the Cat continues.

Even as we speak, search parties are
beating the bushes looking for him.

And,

of course, the accusations fly back and
forth.

We are shocked to think that anyone
could do such a thing to a wonderful cat

like Leo.

I am a cat lover, as you can see, and it
makes me sick to think that anyone

could have harmed that.

Cute little fella.

Right, Rusty?

Come here, sweetheart.

Oh, yes.

You know, Rusty here is just as upset
about this as I am.

So am I.

I mean, we didn't know Leo personally,
but if he's anything like Rudolph here,

I'm sure we'd love him, too.

Rusty, I think the blame in a case like
this lies with certain parties

responsible for Leo's welfare. I
wouldn't be surprised.

If his caretakers did something terrible
to Leo, just so they wouldn't have to

take care of the poor, precious thing
anymore.

How do you know that he's responsible?

Well, Mr.

Rigsby is wrong.

My wife and kids took really good care
of Leo. In fact, we have nothing to gain

by his disappearance.

But Mr. Rigsby sure does.

So the fur keeps flying as both sides in
this cat fight get their licks in. And

to make it all the more exciting, a
reward of $100 ,000 has been posted by

estate for the return of Leo Kohlmeyer
safe and sound.

If you see a cat that looks like this,
bring him to the 12th Precinct in Birch

Grove and collect your reward.

Must have been there for days. Oh, cold
and scraggly.

I bet I'm good.

No, I'm sorry.

That isn't Leo.

Sure it is.

Like I said, he's a bit scraggly.

Hey, maybe under better light? Okay,
lady, let's go. No, no, wait. I promise

you, this is Leo.

I got him.

I got the fella.

He put up an incredible fight. I had to
chase the ball over the place, but...

There he is.

I can't do this much longer.

We've got to go through with this,
Louise.

Thank goodness there wasn't a million
dollar moose...

It's my friend.

I'm sure Mr. Rigsby took him and we've
got to find him.

Bart, what can we do?

Everyone in the whole city is looking
for him.

Maybe he'll escape and come back.

Maybe.

I'm sure if he's still alive. What do
you mean, if he's still alive?

Bart, you've got to face it.

If I were Mr. Rigsby, then I could not
tell you.

I'd get rid of him right away so there'd
be no evidence.

I wouldn't, but Mr. Rigsby would.

Thought I'd find you two here.

Any news?

I'm afraid not.

Maybe he'll turn up.

There's always hope.

Remember, your father and I and the
police are doing everything we can to

him.

There's something else I want to tell
you.

Mr. Rigsby has set a hearing at 4 o
'clock this Friday concerning the

Without Leo, he's going to win hands
down.

If that happens, we're going to have to
move.

Move?

That's only a week away.

Where will we move to?

Well, your father is looking at a house
in the valley right now. Sort of a fixer

-upper. Dad?

With a fixer -upper?

Oh, Leo, where are you?

Trapped like a rat.

Oh, I gotta find some way to get out of
this place.

Oh, no.

Here comes the fruitcake again.

Hey, kitty cat.

Where are you?

Gathered, you and I are going to
straighten out my money.

Oh, Robert.

Is this guy for real?

I know you're under there.

You can't hide forever.

It's time to eat. If you don't eat,
you'll die.

And I can't let that happen to my new
friend.

Hmm, what's this?

All right, I'll leave the food here for
you. You can come out when you want.

Bye, Kitty.

What a great day.

Well, I wouldn't take much more to break
out of this hooskow than after that.

Oh, I do believe it will be time to
reach out and touch someone.

Paula!

What are you doing, dear?

Get rid of these disgusting rags. Some
of that stuff is brand new.

Victor, in a few days, we'll be
millionaires. From now on, we were only

best.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Paula.

I gave you this as a gift.

by disappearing with that cat takes us
completely off the hook. What if

something goes wrong? What if he doesn't
get rid of the cat? What if the police

find out? He's my responsibility. Calm
down.

The Piggins is gone.

And so is that cat.

In two days, you and I are forever rich.

So relax.

There is nothing to worry about.

Oh, cheer up.

When you go through all your stuff,
you're bound to find things you've

you've ever had.

It'll be like finding new treasures.

Do we really have to move?

Oh, it'll be okay, Bart.

Well, moving is, uh, well, it's like,
like a vacation.

But the Rigsby's took Leo.

Well, we don't know that for sure, and
it's not nice accusing people without

solid proof.

Well, that's right, son.

Hey, well, let's just be thankful for
the good times we had here together,

Well, anyway, as long as we're a family,
it doesn't matter where we live, right?

Right.

Moving will be fun.

Whoa!

Yeah.

Oh, hi.

stood gazing out over the mysterious
valley that they had come so great a

distance to find.

As the drums beat slowly, Dr. Kramer
said to his friend, this, my country

is all we'll ever need. The end.

Yeah.

Wherever you are, I could have never
done it without you.

The Disney Sunday movie will continue
after these messages.

I was cramming for a huge history final
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It was way after dinner, and I was
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We now continue with the Disney Sunday
movie.

Now that you have seen the mansion,
let's get your opinion on the cottage.

Pardon me.

Hello? Hello?

Try to see through the shabbiness for
any possibilities.

Excuse me. I suppose the first thing we
could do is sell off the interior.

Chinese.

What good is it? Well, you could always
donate all this worthless stuff to

charity. That's always good for a tax
write -off.

Gus, what are they doing in our home?

Well, I was trying to find that out. It
might be best to liquidate the entire

estate.

Or perhaps we could check the zoning
regulations and turn this property into

something lucrative, like a health spa
or an old folks' home.

Now you're thinking along the right
lines.

How about a bed and breakfast lodge?

Rigsby's Resort. We could get some neon
lights. Neon lights?

Mr.

and Mrs.

Rigsby, may I remind you that the court
hearing isn't until tomorrow?

Well, that's right.

And until then, you people are
trespassing on my property.

Now, get out.

Indeed. Well.

Come, Victor, Mrs.

Sims. Let these commoners enjoy their
last day of the good life.

We'll be back tomorrow.

To clean out whatever's left.

In a few hours, we'll be millionaires.

Knock it off.

My back.

No.

No.

Don't leave me behind.

There's room on the lifeboat.

Take me.

Take me.

This could be my chance.

The water.

Swim for it, Howard.

Stroke, stroke, kick, kick. You're
getting closer. You can do it.

Stroke, kick, stroke, kick. Good,
Howard. Getting closer.

I just hope I get to visit Debbie after
we move.

Hello? Bart, it's me, Leo.

Leo. Leo, is it really you?

We thought you were dead.

Is that Leo?

Oh, yes, it's definitely me. As Mark
Twain once said, the reports of my death

have been greatly exaggerated.

Where is he? Where is he? Where are you?
Where are you?

I was just about to tell you. Now,
listen. There's no time to lose. First,

paper and pencil. Veronica, get me a
paper and pencil.

Got it. Shoot.

Write this number down.

311 -555 -6674.

It's the phone number I'm calling from.
The man who's holding me here is named

Howard Piggins.

Piggins. Got it. Good. He's kind of out
to lunch, so be careful. There's no

telling what he might do.

The guy who's holding him is having
lunch.

Oh.

Not having lunch. Out to... Oh, never
mind.

Here are some more clues. I can hear the
bells of a church. I know it's very

close. Wait a minute.

Church.

C -H -U -R... Give me that pencil.
You're too slow.

No, I can do it. Please don't fight.

I really don't have much time. Are you
listening? I'm listening.

Theo said not to fight.

I'm near railroad tracks.

The train comes by every day at 1, just
when the church bells ring, so I don't

think I'm more than half a mile from the
tracks.

last thing. There's a seafood restaurant
nearby. I'm sure I can smell it.

Okay, Leo. We'll get there as soon as we
can.

Now, you can use the money that's in the
wealth of the nations to get here, so

please hurry.

Okay. Bye, Leo.

Let's go to the mansion.

Got it.

Bart, the operator said there's a Howard
Piggins in Richmond.

At this number.

Only there's no address listed.

That's where all the other clues will
come in handy. Let's go. Wait a minute.

How?

Ridgemont is over 50 miles away.

Don't worry.

We've got plenty.

Leo thinks of everything.

There's a church on the other side of
town.

How come I'm sure this is the right one?

The tree! The tree! What time is it?

One o 'clock. Just like Leo said.

He must be nearby.

Then we have to find a seafood
restaurant.

This way!

house it is.

Just have to check every one.

Let's go.

I don't see anyone named Payton's.

Let's go the back way. Good idea. Just
make sure no one sees us.

How about this one?

Seems quiet.

Should we try and look in?

All right, you go first.

We both go together.

All right.

Leo.

Leo, are you here?

It's crazy.

We'll never find Leo this way. There are
too many houses around.

But we've got to. We've got to think.
Inch by inch, life is a cinch. Yard by

yard, it's very hard.

We can't check every house in the area.

What if they all have lame dogs?

We need more clues than a church, a
train, and a fish restaurant.

We have one.

So good to see you again.

Well, I couldn't be happier myself. But
we really got to get out of here fast.

Howard could come back any minute.

Uh -oh, it's him.

Hi there, kitty cat.

I finally figured out why you're not
eating.

You haven't been liking what I've been
serving.

So... I went out and got you something
special.

Liver! Yeah.

Now, I want you to be happy, because
when you're happy, I'm happy.

Achoo!

Howard, don't take another step.

You know, I'm hearing things, so that
liver's a little too fresh.

Your hearing is fine, Howard.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

I finally lost it.

I've gone off the deep end. I knew I
couldn't stay well for long.

Yes, but now that you've hit bottom,
there's no place to go but up.

The cat.

I'm listening to a talking cat.

Well, I'm hallucinating.

I should have listened to the doc.

Nah, Rigsby's a phony. Work with me.

You?

Absolutely. You know, I've studied a
great deal of psychology.

I'm really quite an expert. Now, lie
down.

Lie down.

Why not? You studied psychology.

Like this?

Very good.

All right.

Now, why don't we delve into your
subconscious, Howard? Let's try to find

why you're so unhappy, why you're such a
unique individual, all right?

Well, it all began about a year ago.

Good.

Tell me about it.

I had this simple little problem of
daydreaming all the time.

People at work thought I was lazy.

Then one day I saw Rigsby's ad in the
back of a comic. Then I became a klepto.

So I decided to start stealing things
down at the mall.

Then I got arrested.

But when my wife left me, that was the
final straw.

Don't you see, Howard?

There's nothing wrong with you at all.

Is it?

No, you're just a very sensitive person
who has been responding poorly to a

number of badly chosen hypnotic
suggestions. Just be rational, Howard.

Control your temper, don't be so
insecure and self -conscious, and above

speak to your wife.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're right, Doc.

I'll do that.

Hey, you know, I'm feeling better
already.

That's wonderful, but unfortunately your
session is over and we have to go.

Go?

Where? Don't worry, I'll tell you all
about it in the car. Bart?

At last.

How long have you two been there?

Hurry. There's only one hour left.

We'll continue after these messages.

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Yes, dear.

Yes, dear. No, dear.

A double pleasure is waiting for you.

A double pleasure for double income.

A double great feeling.

The automobile is by Duesenberg.

The rug is by Coruscant. The chair is by
Chippendale.

The gourmet cat food is by Fancy Feast.

In the single serving can, you can see
just by looking how moist and delicious

it is.

How much your cat will love it.

Fancy Feast. Good taste is easy to
recognize.

Now in three new varieties.

Now back to our story.

So Rigsby's a quack, eh?

I should have known by the way he always
overcharged me.

I'm in pursuit of a four -door station
wagon, light over dark, heading south on

Highway 5.

23 -103 in progress.

Howard, I think we'd better pull over.

Oh, just what we all need.

Delays.

Okay, buddy, let's see your license.

License? Oh,

you must be joking, officer.

Who'd give me a license? Well, with the
way I drive, we... Quiet. Yes.

Please, officer.

I'm Bart Barrett, and this is Leo the
Cat, and we're really in a hurry.

Leo the Cat?

The richest cat in the world?

Yes. Yep, this is him.

So, a speeder and a pair of cat thieves.

Okay let's go. You're all under arrest.

The Honorable Judge Putin.

Please be seated.

Court is now in session. The next case
is Rigsby's versus the estate of Oscar

Kohlmeyer.

Veronica, we've got to get out of here.

Oh, now's our chance.

Also, Your Honor, I have a picture of me
and Uncle Oscar on a fishing trip last

spring.

I love that man like a father and his
cat like a son.

Mr. Rigsby. And with us today...

is Honest Reverend Green, who was at my
home the night the missing party

disappeared. Mr. Rigsby, please. Wait,
wait, Your Honor. I've got plenty more

evidence to show you.

Mister, we've got to get to the
courthouse.

Sorry, kid, off duty.

The detergent.

Yeah, so's my lunch barrel.

Here, dinner's on it. Now let's get
going.

You got it.

Every time I look at the kitten.

And here, my favorite play, Cat on a Hot
Tin Roof.

Makes me shudder thinking of how that
poor creature burns his furry little

on that metal shack.

It's really sad. You should read the
play. And here, Your Honor, I have a

receipt from the Humane Society for a
generous contribution I made last year.

Mr. Rigsby. No, no, please, Your Honor.
It's the least I can do.

Mr. Rigsby, this is all very nice, very
thorough.

But it has nothing to do with the issue
at hand.

Mr. Comer's estate has been left to his
cat. This is fact.

Today's case concerns whether or not
this cat is of able body to accept his

inheritance. His presence in this
courtroom today will determine that.

What time is it now?

Ten after four.

Then the hearing has already started.

Hey, pal.

Can't you drive any faster?

Say, why don't you watch where you're
going, man?

Babe, we need to buy our bicycle. We've
got to get to the courthouse. Hey, no

way, OJ. This bike is my job, my life,
my existence.

Here's that in your bag.

Deal. So then this cat is nowhere to be
found.

Well?

That's the way of cats, but the law is
the law, and I must render a decision.

Please, Your Honor, we are still
searching.

All we need is a little more time.

Out of the way! Out of the way! Here
comes the other cat!

So if no one has anything more to say,
I'll render my decision.

Since the named beneficiary to the
Kohlmeyer estate has failed to appear...

I must hold for the contestants the
rigs.

What's the meaning of this?

Mister! This is Leo the cat.

It's a lie.

This cat's a fraud, an imposter.

No, he's not. This is Leo. We know him
anywhere.

So, Your Honor, I object.

Order in the court.

This boy. This is my son, Bart, Your
Honor, and that is Leo the cat. It is,

Honor. I should know, considering I was
with him for the past week.

Well, if this is the cat in question,
things change considerably.

The court then must acknowledge the
deceased's intent and hold for the named

beneficiary, Leo Kohlmeier. Cat keeps
his estate.

And he shall live in Mr. Kohlmeier's
home, and the Barretts shall remain his

caretakers. And live in the big house
with him.

And live in the big house with him.

Case is dismissed.

The Great Lakes are on the border of
Canada and America.

The longest river in the United States
is the mighty Mississippi.

It is over 2 ,300 miles long.

In the days of the pioneers, the
Mississippi was traveled along by many

baths. Bart?

Just seeing if you were listening.

Bart, look, a postcard for Mom and Dad.

Dear kids, England is great.

Saw my relatives, Big Ben, the Tower of
London, and the Queen herself.

Dad even offered to fix the squeaky
wheels on her coach.

That ought to set diplomatic relations
back 200 years.

I'm just glad your parents could find
someone to watch after you while they're

gone. Ready for dinner, folks?

Let's see what gourmet dish your mother
has stashed away for us.

Leo, you're not going to believe this.

Liver and onions.

What?

Only kidding.

Ta -da!

Broiled lobster.

Oh, thanks, everybody.

Thank you, Leo.

You're the best friend anybody could
ever have.

On top of spaghetti, all covered with
cheese.

When those that are kept apart finally
come together, it's not just good.

It's fantastic.

McDonald's, New England, DLT.

Done at last.

Oh, geez.

How about some M &M?

Hi, kids.

Wow. Hi. Where M &M's chocolate candies
go, there's bound to be some fun, you

know. It's a bright and colorful
wonderland. All the world loves M &M's.

Pure milk chocolate is joy for everyone.

M &M's chocolate candies. The milk
chocolate melts in your mouth, not in

hand. See you later.

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Who wants to know what a new happy cat
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guys, what if we tell them it's made of

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Hey, guys.

Now Happy Cat brand cat food has a great
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that stays moist and delicious all day.

I think he found out what happiness is.

New Happy Cat from Purina. The taste
that makes cats happy.

Wednesday, the countdown begins.

Three, two, one.

That kid could be in a lot of trouble.

MacGyver. Wednesday.

On the next Disney Sunday movie, a world
television premiere.

Robin Hood.

Remember, Rob.

Just borrow a bit from those who can
afford it. I lose more jewels that way.

the first time ever, Walt Disney's
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Walt Disney's Robin Hood. This time we
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The Space Shuttle Challenger cockpit has
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Tomorrow on Good Morning America, the
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Also, a look back at the old Saturday
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and Chase.

Tomorrow on Good Morning America.

Tuesday, Samantha throws a slumber party
and Tony's the den mother on Who's the

Boss? Then the party keeps rocking when
Mike gets the house to himself on

Growing Pains.

Now stay tuned for Jane Seymour with
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When you wish upon a star Makes no
difference

who you are Anything your heart desires

Will come to you

I wish I were 17 again. Why would anyone
want to be that age again?

Wouldn't you?

Hey, kid, you getting off?

What did you call me?

You know you make me wanna shout, kick
my heels up and shout, throw my hands up

and shout, throw my hands back and
shout. Lindsay Wagner, Robert Urich, and

Gilbert as the angel who'll make you
young again.

This is No Ordinary House.

Dad, let's go home.

This is home, sweetheart.

It has one not so ordinary resident.

Who was that?

Go!

Time to call a realtor.

You're coming in now. But it's just a
talk.

So you don't want to talk. Fine.

Beware. He's Mr. Goody.

I hear you've got an imaginary friend.

Not imaginary.

Invisible. Everyone thought it was just
a phase.

You want to let me in on the joke?

But only he knew his invisible friend
was real.

Wait, I want to go with you. Come on an
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friend called Fuzzbucket. Are you always
this nervous? Only around people.

His life had just begun.

He's built up a tolerance to the drug.

This operation splits your brain in
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answer's no.

Now he's fighting for a new life. I'm
being sued by my 16 -year -old son.

Karen Valentine, Bull Bridges.

A story of love and courage. A fighting
choice.

It was an act of fate that turned his
average life

into an adventure beyond anyone's

imagination.

Maybe we could have dinner.

This is a peculiar time to ask me for a
date.

America grew up with Walt Disney's
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stories, the moments, and the movies
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one -hour special, When Disney Goes to
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Aren't you proud of it, Mr. Disney?

I'm so proud, I think I'll bust.

When you wish upon a star, your dreams
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