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[roars]

[upbeat music]

♪ Can you feel it?

♪ Do you feel it?

♪ There's a light
in the sky... ♪

[Santa] Ho ho ho ho!

Merry Christmas!

[Santa ringing bell]

Eeyah!

[raccoon grunts]

How's that?

[sniffs]

Huh.

[birds chirping]

[raccoon grunting]

[woman] Hey, he just
grabbed my lunch.

Okay.

[dog] Mm?

I'll take that, and that.

Yippee ki-yay!
[sniffs]

Ah, I love the smell of
ketchup in the morning.

[vendor] Alright, I got
a hot-dog with ketchup

and a small serving of fries.

[woman] Yes. Can I also
get one with mustard?

[vendor] You got it.

[water bubbling]

-[dog growls]
-[whimpers]

-[barking]
-[yelps]

Excuse me. Pardon me.
Coming through.

-[tires screech]
-[dog barking]

[pup barking]

[giggles, pants]

Didn't think this one
through, did ya?

Three, two, one...

[dog yelps]

Bye-bye.

[giggles]

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[traffic sounds]

-[growls]
-No, you stay here.

[woman over P.A.] We'd
like to remind all passengers

to ensure they have
all their belongings

before leaving the station.
We're not responsible...

[whistle]

-Oh, hey there, Falcon.
-Special delivery.

Thanks so much. See you tonight.

[bone squeaking]

Hey, I think
you might have dropped this.

Oh, thanks so much
for thinking of me.

Just don't forget about tonight.
All right?

Hello! Is there anyone there?

-Oh, stuck again?
-[gasps] Guilty.

-Check out what I got for you.
-Ooh, I love it.

Enjoy.

[muffled]
I'll see you tonight.

-I dunno about you, but I'm...
-[Falcon] I've got presents.

Oh yay!

-All right. This one's for you. Heads up, catch.
-Got it. Thanks.

-Here. Got your favorite sardine.
-Excellent.

-Got any dessert by any chance?
-Not today. Sorry.

But don't you worry, because
tonight, my furry friends,

we won't be eating
the same old garbage.

No. Tonight we'll finally be
lucky enough to stuff our faces

and still go back for seconds.

Tonight there will be
a three-course meal

big enough for all of us.
For you, for you. And even you,

-my shy little munchkin.
-[excited] For me?

Because tonight we're
gonna celebrate Christmas.

[all cheering]

[chanting]
Falcon, Falcon, Falcon, Falcon!

[music booming over speakers]

...those fighting styles
make me laugh.

If you'd been in
the special forces like Steven,

you'd be up to snuff.

Because when it's time to fight,

there's only one style
that works. That's Kraken.

That's where you're
wrong. It's the force.

-No, suplex!
-No, it's Kraken!

-No, the force.
-No, it's suplex.

-No, it's Kraken.
-Force.

-Suplex.
-Kraken!

Hey, uncles.
Want a hot-dog?

Si, go for a four count.

Okay.

[upbeat music]

-You still got it, huh?
-Well, I had some great sense is.

-How you feeling about the big job?
-Good.

Everything's going
according to plan.

And tonight we celebrate.
But I gotta get moving, uncles.

We gotta get moving
to burn off some calories

to make room for the feast

you're gonna bring us tonight.

Alright, go, go, go, go!

I'm here.

I could use a little push
over here, eh?

[sighs] Si.

-¡Olé!
-[grunts]

By the way, Falcon, does
Rico know about your plan?

Yeah, but I already
regret telling him.

-Ah, Maurice.
-Rico.

How many times I gotta
tell you? Call me Falcon.

Sure, sure. Whatever you
want, Maurice. Look.

We gotta talk. Are you sure
you wanna do this job?

-We don't even know this guy. What's his name again?
-Hans.

Yeah. Hans. Hans and
his so-called sure thing.

-[male voice] Thanks, Falcon.
-I'm not gonna lie,

he scares the heck outta me.

I'm not sure
we should trust him.

-I mean, hitting up a hot-dog stand, fine.
-[female voice] Yeah, Falcon!

A little grocery store
when things are tight. Sure.

But we're talking about a train. Is it really
worth the risk? If this job goes south,

it's a one-way ticket
to the slammer.

Rico, you gotta stop worrying.
Come on. This is what I do.

Right. Like when you came up
with that genius idea

to pinch a pepperoni
from those guard dogs.

-[female voice] Thanks, Falcon.
-You were this close to being dog chow.

Yeah, but I got it done,
didn't I?

Ooh, yeah, you always say that.

But this one's too dangerous.

Let this Hans guy do it himself.

[sighs] But Rico, how can we
pass up the opportunity

to finally have
a real feast on Christmas?

Just imagine, for the first time,
we can all celebrate together

with full bellies without our
friends worrying which trash can

our next meal's coming from.

And who's the guy everyone
expects to make it happen?

-Thanks, Falcon.
-You heard him. Falcon.

Hmm.

Whatever you say, but please
just watch your back, Maurice.

[train horn blows]

Alright, Rico, I've gotta fly.

[sulking]

[train approaching]

[announcement] Train no. 72689
with service to Toro City

is now pulling into the station.

[indistinct chatter]

[man] I'm not, I kinda...

[chopping sounds]

[elderly man] Excuse me. Could
you give me a hand with my suitcase?

-[woman] Of course, sir.
-Oh, thank you.

-It's very...
-[woman] Merry Christmas.

[porter] Where are we
putting the snake?

[woman] He usually likes
being somewhere dark.

-Let's put him in the back.
-Don't worry.

I'll see you
in a couple of hours.

Try to get some sleep
during the trip.

-See you soon.
-[meows]

Huh?

[Falcon grunts]

[grunts, pants]

[chuckles]

Wow.

Hans, come in. I'm in position.
Hans, do you read me?

I read you
loud and clear, Falcon.

Make your way
towards the engine.

Operation Christmas Feast
is now a go.

[soft thumping]

[suspenseful music]

[grunts]

That's it, Janice. Just breathe,
my little quinoa.

Feel the connection
to the cosmos.

Oh, Jimmy. The stars are telling
me we're gonna be amazing parents.

-Ah, you're expecting babies?
-Yeah.

And if our celestial stars
are aligned,

there should be 10
of us this Christmas.

Well, how about you,
little sunflower?

You ready for the journey?

My owner and I take the
train together all the time.

But I gotta say, I've never
been on one like this.

They say it's one of the fastest
trains in the whole world.

[grunts in frustration]

[Hans] You sure you
connected the red to the red?

Huh? Yeah, of course.
The engine has been hacked.

Good. Now to the next phase.

-Oh no. I'm telling you, this train's ultra modern.
-Really?

Oh yeah. All the controls
are state of the art.

-It's cutting edge technology.
-Oh boy. Well, you know,

all this tech stuff
is very foreign to us.

We're just happy
to lay in the sun.

And when our train
arrives on time.

Oh yes. I'd hope they
wouldn't be running late

on Christmas Eve. [laughs]

[whimpers]

You all right, friend?
You look a bit shaky.

I don't like traveling.
I get motion sickness.

Well, don't you worry. I'm
sure everything's gonna be fine.

Oh, by the way, my name's Judy.

[stammers] Judy.

It's... It's nice to meet you.

And my name is, is is...

Keka.

-Huh?
-Coco. Coco. It's Coco. No, not Keka.

-[whimpers]
-[Judy chuckles]

Okay. Just finished
in Economy.

Ah, you're doing great,
Falcon. Keep it up.

-[man] You already on the train?
-Yeah.

I'm just waiting for
someone to gimme

a hand with my suitcase.
You?

[playing gentle music]

Hello, Mr. Musician.

That's a bit of a sad song
you're playing, isn't it?

Hmm.

Momo, do you think I have a shot

at that ninja role in Toro City?

I still can't stand
on my hind legs.

You know the biz, Leo.
They audition no-names like us

then cast a star.
We're at the bottom.

Yeah. Except for our commercials
for Price S-Mart.

[announcer] Need to cut
back on your spending?

Well, I've got good news.
At Price S-Mart,

we've got savings for days.
Milk, fruits, cleaners,

couches, gas, and chainsaws.

And of course, our famous
pizzas. Don't miss out.

Price S-Mart. Locations
are open 24-7.

-[both] Oh.
-That's it.

You guys are in those
Price S-Mart commercials.

I knew I'd seen
you both somewhere.

I can't wait to tell the team

I traveled with celebrities.

Oh, I wouldn't call
us celebrities.

-We're C-listers at best.
-Day players.

-Mascots.
-Yes. That'd be immodest.

I bet someday you'll
both be huge stars.

But in the meantime, make sure

-it don't go to your head, huh?
-[both] Yeah.

[Hans] Falcon,
you gotta wrap this up.

We need to be done
before the train leaves.

[Falcon] Okay.

[beeping]

[snoring]

-[thud]
-[gasps]

Where am I? Where'd my
owner go? What is this cage?

Who's that guy? Huh? Okay.
Okay. Okay. I've been kidnapped.

Oh, hey. Have you
also been kidnapped?

Oh, my poor owner must be
sick with worry. Hey. Hey.

-Do you have any sugar?
-Huh?

-Sugar?
-No.

Why would I have any sugar?

Okay, here stuck eating
kibble, aren't you?

[chuckles]
I know all about kibble.

If you had any idea what was
in it, I know all about it.

I have sources. I follow
people on social media.

That's where the truth
comes out. Woohoo.

For example, veggies are a lie,

but they make you think
that you should eat them

like five times a day.

No, no, no, no, no.

The truth is that we should
only be eating sugar.

Tons of sugar!

[vending machine dings]

Oh. Oh. Sugar!

[snoring]

Sugar puts him to sleep.
Now ain't that something?

-The gang is gonna be so happy tonight.
-[Hans] You said it, Falcon.

Now. Come on.
We're almost there.

[grunts]

[Maguy] Fun fact.
I don't know if you noticed,

but this train's gonna
cross the Devil's Bridge.

It's the biggest bridge
in the whole entire... Huh?

[all murmuring]

Hehehe. Too easy.

Yes. All set, Hans.
We have control of the train.

You can unlock
the food supply now.

[laughs menacingly]

Hmm.

[gasping]

Whoa.

[both] Whoa.

He doesn't look
that chill, does he?

[sniffing]

That's strange. Smells
like a thief's been in here.

Hans, did you open the food
supply? We got a cop dog here.

Hurry up. Hans. Hans?

-Do you read me? Hans?
-[Hans] So it begins.

[announcer] Attention.
Due to a technical issue,

we're asking all passengers

and personnel to temporarily
deboard the train.

Attention. Due
to a technical issue,

we are asking all passengers and personnel
to temporarily deboard the train.

-What's happening?
-Attention.

-What are they saying?
-...technical issue,

we're asking all passengers
and personnel

to temporarily
deboard the train.

[woman] What's the delay?

Ma'am, we should be getting
on our way very soon.

[woman] Why did the doors lock?

[Jimmy] Look at that.
Sounds like

the train's actually
gonna leave early.

Huh. Well, there's the first
time for everything.

It's going to be 75 degrees
today in Bay City.

And now a word
from our sponsors.

[engine powering up]

[Hans chuckles] Happy trails.

Hans? We all good?
The train's moving.

Maguy. Maguy?

No, Maguy. Maguy!

No, Maguy!

No!

[panting]

[gasps]

-Hans. Hans?
-[Janis] Well, you certainly

seem like a seasoned traveler.

[Maguy] Oh, yeah. Lisa and I
really have the travel bug.

-Here's a pic of us in Japan and one in Columbia.
-Quite the adventurers.

We prefer to travel
in the astral plane.

Oh yeah. We can go far.
Real far.

Coming up next, our
holiday blooper reel.

-[whimsical music]
-[yowls]

Here we go. With more dumb
videos of cats being exploited.

Do we really need to watch
more of this?

Come on. It's funny.

[purrs]

[laughing maniacally]

Hans. Hans?

Ah.

[staff member] Yes, sir.
The train took off on its own

and it's moving
through the city.

Yes sir. That's right.
We have no way of stopping it.

[grunts in frustration]

Hey, so that ninja role,
is it for a film?

Oh, it's a real long shot
that I get the role.

So you are a big
movie buff, huh, duck?

Oh yeah, but my
real passion's football.

I mean, check it out.
I bring it everywhere.

[man screams]

Oh, sugar. I love sugar.

[snores]

-[music plays on radio]
-[railway bell ringing]

Come on,
Santa's got places to be.

[train honking]

Ho-ho-ho!

[music distorts]

[thuds]

Oh no. My sleigh.

Hey you.
Yeah, I'm talking to you.

Aren't you supposed
to be in a cage?

-Looks like we have a freeloader.
-Uh...

Ah, surprise ticket check.
Show me your tickets, everyone.

But I don't have my own ticket.

Ah, well that ain't
gonna have to report you.

-Oh, please don't.
-I'm just kidding. Have a good trip.

This stray is trying to hitch
a free ride. Typical.

If he wanted a free ride,

he wouldn't be trying
to get off the train.

I'm sniffing a thief
in our midst.

Me, a thief? [laughs]
That's a good one, Rex.

How do you know my name?

90% of police dogs
are named Rex.

Hmm? You're quick,

but I'm still taking you
in at the next stop.

Oh yeah? You think some
washed up old pooch

in a cage is
gonna stop the Falcon?

Falcon. A raccoon who
names himself after a bird.

He's named after a bird
because he can fly.

I saw him flying
with my own eyes.

Oh yeah. I'm sure you
saw him flying,

-by the seat of his pants...
-[all grunting]

-This is weird. Why is the train going so fast?
-Hmm.

There's been a lot of
strange coincidences.

Huh, Falcon?
Why are you on this train?

[whimpers] So you saw me
flying before, huh?

Wanna know how
I learned to do it?

Oh yes.

Oh, well, the truth is,
I've always been an orphan.

An orphaned raccoon isn't
anyone's dream pet.

No one wanted to take me in.
No one helped feed me.

-No one even looked at me.
-Poor thing.

Then one day I was looking
through some trash cans.

You went through the trash?
Ugh. I had a feeling.

Of course. What else could I do?

I didn't have an owner to fill
my food bowl every day.

-Yes. Well, I think it's more a matter of will.
-Whatever.

Anyway, a human snuck up
on me and then...

-[snores, moans]
-...he pulled out a rifle

-and bang!
-[whimpers]

...he shot me.
[grunts]

And took out a chunk of my ear.

-What a performance.
-Geez Louise. He is good.

So there I was, weak
and unable to feed myself.

I wandered aimlessly for hours.
I was exhausted.

But just when I thought
all hope was lost,

a falcon spotted me
from the sky.

He saved me and took me in
like I was one of his own.

He even taught me the
ancient ways of a falcon.

Speed, agility, dexterity.

Eventually I inherited his
powers, like supervision.

And of course
the power of flight.

And that my friends, is
how I became a falcon

and got this nickname.

That's so great.

It's completely ridiculous.

And this, is this
also ridiculous?

-[all gasp]
-What is it?

This is the bullet
that hit me in the ear.

I've kept it with me ever
since the day I got shot

to remind myself
that no matter what,

you never let your guard down.

[Hans]
Now, playtime's over.

Well, I'm glad your
guard's up, Falcon

'cause you're going
straight to the pound.

Oh no. I'm so scared.

[all exclaiming]

Where am I?

Uh, right. I've been kidnapped.

Okay, I think we may
have hit something.

Hmm. Must have been a flying
saucer. Definitely with aliens.

Extra terrestrials. Extra terrestrials
are everywhere these days.

There's tons of videos
on it. Hey, hey.

Do you have any sugar?
[sniffs, pants]

[news program music on TV]

Breaking news.
We're receiving numerous reports

that a runaway train is
speeding its way across

the peaceful town of Bay City.

[Michael] The train has already
caused some damage,

smashing through a construction
site on Scott Avenue.

Fortunately, there were
no injuries.

So far
we had no comment from anyone.

[grunting]

No passengers aboard the train,

but there is
a full car carrying...

Oh, those poor things.
I wouldn't wanna be them.

Amigos, look at this.
That's Falcon's train.

[suspenseful music]

-[engine revving]
-[man] Woohoo!

-Uh, Johnson. Now this is fun.
-Yeah.

This is what it's all about,
Johnson.

Did you remember
the camera battery this time?

Uh, yeah, I got it. We're good.

Johnson and Johnson,

you guys are currently
pursuing the train, correct?

Yes, that's right, Michael.

We're actually just
caught up to it now.

We're almost parallel
to the tail car.

The one carrying
all the animals.

The train is about
to pass Seagull Island.

What we are witnessing
here is without a doubt,

the biggest railway story
in the history of Bay City.

We're doing our best to bring you
as close to the action as we can.

I don't wanna worry anyone,
but I'm pretty sure the train

they're talking
about is this one.

[all gasp]

Soon the train will
be outside the city

and we'll be unable
to continue following.

Falcon hasn't checked in yet.

He might be stuck on the train.

-Steven, go get Rico. Rapido.
-All right.

I am told we have reporters
on the ground

talking to the owners of some of
the trapped animals on the train.

Oh, I was devastated because
my poor little Randy is on that train.

Ah, that's my owner.
She's gonna save us.

Rebecca. Rebecca!

...all my fans can relax
because my sponsor

got me a brand-new dog.

What? She replaced me.

-...my new promos and goodies.
-Ooh, sugar.

...you can get a photo
with my new partner.

I mean, come on. Just look how
cute he is. Look at his little face.

[reporter] Do you have a pet
on the train as well, young lady?

Yeah. Her name is Maguy
and she's all alone on that train.

And I'm really scared for her.

We need to find a way
to help those animals.

We can't just leave them all.

Oh, that poor little girl.

Yes, Cynthia. And it seems
like it's only gonna get worse.

A fiery explosive crash
seems unavoidable.

Huh?

-Huh?
-Oh, my babies.

[all gasping]

[snoring]

You wanna get off the bench
and help us?

We're not worth the risk.

I don't wanna end up
cooked like a pizza.

[laughs]

Hello there.

Enjoying the ride?
Not too bumpy?

From where I'm standing,
it's all going perfectly. [laughs]

Because after planning this
for months,

I hacked this train and now
I have complete control.

Watch this.

I can accelerate...

[all clamoring]

...or hit the brake.

[screeching]

Accelerate or brake.
Accelerate or brake.

Accelerate or brake.
Accelerate or brake. [laughs]

You're all at my mercy.

This guy's taken one tackle
too many.

We haven't done anything to you.

No, you've done nothing to me.

But as luck would have it,

you are traveling
with the one person

I've sworn vengeance on.

That's right.
We finally meet again, Rex.

Huh? Do we know
each other?

Huh?

Well, yeah. Hans.
The Hans Gang.

Uh... No idea.

It's me. Five years ago.

Those kibble robberies
from a bunch of vet clinics.

That was me, my gang. Come on.
We had quite the reputation.

Ugh, I did five years
and a pound because of you,

and you don't even remember?

I've arrested countless scumbags
like you and Falcon.

Sometimes ten of them a day.

Sorry, I don't remember
them all.

Duh... [grunts]
It doesn't matter.

After today, you won't
forget me. Goodbye, Rex.

[music playing]

We're all gonna die.

Not gonna lie.
I didn't see that in the stars.

[groans]
He doesn't remember me.

[grunts]

Whoa.

[grunts]

He forgot about me! [grunts]

How the heck do you not
remember me, Rex?

You have no idea what it's like

to spend five years
in the pound,

to lose your gang...
[grunting]

And to rot in the middle
of nowhere.

[crying]

Just you wait and see.
[sniffles]

Oh, get off.

[screams] Rex!

["Rex" echoing]

Why is this happening?
What did we do to deserve this?

Hey, yo, don't just stand there.
It's game time.

Everyone, calm down.
We'll figure this out.

You just gotta let me think.

Yeah. Well, you might
wanna get on that

before we crash in Toro City.

No, no, no, no. I know the
whole route of the train by heart.

And we're not gonna
crash in Toro City.

[all sigh deeply]

No. We're gonna crash
way before then.

Right here on this bridge.

-[all gasp]
-What?

Oh, yeah. You see, when you
cross the Devil's Bridge,

there's a very
strict speed limit.

And since our train is so heavy
and going too fast,

we're gonna cause
big vibrations on the rails,

which will damage the pylons,
causing the bridge to collapse.

And then the train will explode.

[exclaiming]

[all gasp]

And then we all die.
You're welcome.

But... But
we can't let that happen.

There's gotta be
something we can do.

There might be, if the train
was lighter,

we might be able to cross,
but we'd have to detach at least

half of the train cars.

Oh, I know what we can do.

See, we're at the back
of the train.

But if we can move up
to car number eight,

we could detach the cars
between first class and economy.

Ew. Well, we don't have to
pass through economy, do we?

Yes. It's the only way
to safely detach the cars

so that we can cross
the bridge without it collapsing

and killing us all.

That sounds like a great plan.

Yeah. Except we're all
still locked in cages

and the key is all the way
in the next car.

[all groan]

But... you could go through
that trap door

and get the key for us.

[all agreeing]

And with all your
special Falcon abilities,

-it should be a piece of cake.
-Oh, yeah, yeah. Surely.

With all my
special Falcon abilities, I...

But I mean, it does sound
a little dangerous, doesn't it?

We're begging you.
Please save our babies.

-Me too. You gotta help us.
-We're counting on you.

-You're the only one of us who could do this.
-Yeah. Come on.

Yeah. Okay. I suppose
I can give it a try.

Are you guys serious?
You really want

to trust this common thief
to save us all.

Common? Me? Ha.

I'll show you, grandpa.

[snoring]

Ah, everything
okay, Mr. Falcon?

Oh, yeah. Easy-peasy. Huh.

Yeah. Go on, Falcon.

At this speed, you're gonna
end up like road kill.

[grunts]

Nice going, Falcon.

Everyone's lives are
in your stupid hands.

"And this is
a golden opportunity.

"Have more food than we ever
had on Christmas." Yeah.

"Come out to the coast. We'll
hang out. Have a few laughs."

Only thing, you'll have to crawl

underneath a runaway train
at full speed.

[grunts]

Whoa.

[whimpering]

[grunting]

[yelps]

Hmm?

[giggles]

[upbeat music]

[yelps]

Yes.

[squeaking]

[grunts]

[whimpering]

Whoa!

It feels like he's been
gone a long time, doesn't it?

Exactly. I wouldn't
put it past him

to take this opportunity
to escape.

Mm.

-[door thudding]
-Huh?

[all exclaiming]

-You're awesome.
-I told you. Easy-peasy.

Now, who wants out?

It's all right.
Not bad for a thief, huh?

I think an apology is an order.

Okay. Everyone gets lucky
sometime.

Now, get me out of this cage.

I'll take things from here.

Oh, hold on there a sec, Sarge.

I'm not sure you're in the best
position to be barking out orders.

I'm in a better position than
some lowlife thug like you.

Hey, it was that lowlife thug
that got us out of these cages.

He's the only reason that we
still have a chance of surviving.

[growling] -Sure. He
bordered this training illegally.

He is acting very suspicious
and is clearly hiding something.

-But it's because of this criminal...
-Thank you.

Thank you very much.
We all get it.

Okay, Rex, I'll let you out.

Out of the question. [grunts]

-[whirring]
-[yelps]

[all clamoring]

I got you.

[clamoring]

[grunts]

Huh?

[Hans laughing]

I don't mean to
burst anyone's bubble,

but you can't possibly believe

I hacked this train
all by myself.

In fact, I think it's time

I thank the person who was
with me from the beginning.

The guy who made
all of this possible.

[overlapping chatter]

[nervous laughter]

We can't listen to
that psychopath.

[Hans groans] What?

Listen, guys, he's just
trying to get in our heads.

We all need to stick together.

[grunting]

[screams]

Oh, you want to play, Falcon?
All right, let's play.

[dramatic music]

All right. Forget
about that weirdo.

We need to find a way to...
[yelps]

Don't worry, I'll catch you.

Whoa.

Whoa.

[all clamoring]

Hey, you gotta move.

[growls]

Quick. Get out of there!

Hurry up!

Why are you spying on me?
Who's paying you?

Who do you work for? Huh?

Oh, you're not gonna talk.
Huh? Where are you going?

Stop moving around.

Watch out!

Don't worry about me.
I'm all good.

[yelping]

[groaning]

[screaming]

Hi, Mr. Greyhound.
What's your name?

Eh... [giggles] Victor.

Well, thanks for letting me
out, Victor. My name's Anna.

Oh, very nice
to make your acquaintance.

Hey, Hurry up back there.
We gotta go.

[hissing]

[both] That snake
looks very familiar.

I'm sure I've seen her
on social media before.

Do you know about social media?

Yes, unfortunately.

Ah, thank you.
What was your name again?

Candy. But listen,
I didn't pick it.

We can pick.

Whoa.

Oh, that was something.

Hey, Leo. Those were
some slick laterals.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

[Randy]
Okay, so just to recap,

you're saying some psycho
hacked the train

with some kind of scheme to get
back at the old dog who arrested him?

Right? What's next? You
gonna say the Earth is round?

-Ah, I'm not that gullible.
-Mm.

All right, is everyone here?
Then, let's head to car eight.

Hey, who put you
in charge? Huh?

Okay, smart guy.
What's your plan?

Uh... Let's all head to
car eight.

Right?

Hello? Hello? Hello?

I can't believe this.
Forgotten again. Hello?

Huh?

[screaming]

For once I actually got lucky.

Looks like someone's lost
their touch.

Yeah. 'cause you
did so much...

-Guys, you're both great, okay?
-Seems like you're all barking and no biting.

Guys, I'm okay.

Really wanna see me
bite something?

-Excuse me.
-Why don't you kiss my tail, Rexy P...

[Rex] You won't have a tail
when I'm through with you.

Huh. Hold on. [inhales deeply]

Water, water, water, water.
Water...

Excuse me. Excuse me.
Coming through. Out of the way.

Move. This is
an emergency.

Water. Whoa. No, no.

Hey. Where are you going?

Hey. Don't leave me
in the toilet.

What were you thinking?

-There's a sink right there.
-Huh? [chuckles]

[groans] Get me out.
This is vinegar.

Sorry, pal.
That's all I could find.

So humiliating.

Hm. [chuckling nervously]

[growls]

Why aren't you guys moving?

This is bad. I really don't
want to be Peking duck.

Yeah, it's too dangerous.

We'll have to find another way
to get off this train.

Oh, yeah? How do
we do that, officer?

My plan is actually
much simpler.

We go back to our car
and find a way to detach it.

It'll stop on its own and
then we'll all get off safely.

But Mr. Police Dog,
we're going too fast.

If we detach the last car,
it'll likely derail

and crash,
and then we're all gonna die.

Yeah. But if we
go on like this,

we'll all be char-broiled.

[yelps]

Listen up. Don't worry,
it's just a little fire.

If I can do it,
then you guys can do it too.

Yeah, we're following Falcon.

I'm not gonna let societal norms
dictate my life ever again.

-No, sir.
-Hello. Hello.

Hello. Aw.

Watch it.

[yelps] Candy!

It's okay. Randy. I'm spry.

[yowls]

Look, they made it. Let's go.

[whimpering]

Excuse me.

-[thuds]
-[yelps]

Come on, Coco. You got this.

[whimpering, yelps]

I do what I can.

Why don't you just fly?

Well, I dunno how to fly.

I never learned how.

[Coco screaming]

Coco?

[breathing heavily] I made it.

See that?
You were almost flying?

[Coco whimpering] Almost.

It's lucky we weren't
following you.

We would've been sucked out.

Are you kidding me? If you
hadn't wasted so much time,

we'd all be safely across.

Um, maybe this isn't
the best time to be fighting,

the car's about to break apart.

And if you're still over there,
it'll go off the rails.

-And then you're also...
-And we'll all die. We know.

Exactly.

Right now there's a massive hole
in the middle of the car.

So we need to find another way.

Wait, Rex, I've got an idea.

Come on.
You need to move.

[whimpering] All right.

I'll be right behind you.

Don't worry, Momo.
We'll see you in the end zone.

Come on, follow me.

Boy, talk about a Hail Mary.

[gasps] Hey, look out!

-What just happened?
-What just happened?

You just scored
a touchdown, Leo.

That was incredible.
All right, come on, you guys.

-You can do it.
-Our turn, Jimmy.

[Jimmy] Huh?

Be careful, Janice.

Okay, Jimmy,
let the cosmos guide you.

I can't do it. I don't think my
stars are aligned on this one.

-What?
-Yeah.

You know how sometimes
the stars are out of alignment

and we have no choice

but to accept
our predetermined fate.

I know that's against
our nature,

but I think we have
to face reality here.

I'm sorry. It has
to be like this, Janice.

Just please tell my babies
how much I love them.

How all I wanted
to be was a dad.

You can tell them that yourself.

-But... How did I...
-Mm.

Hey, Falcon,
toss Momo over here.

Okay.

[screaming]

Oh, it's going deep.
Just like we practiced it.

-[grunts]
-Quack, quack!

Go on, it's your turn.

Uh, would it be possible to find

a slightly larger walkway?

-We don't have time to waste!
-Hey, come now.

You can't just go
grabbing tails like that.

[whimpering]

Come on, Victor.

It's all about willpower.

[Victor whimpering]

What are you doing?
We have to keep moving.

I don't think I can.

-Focus on something else.
-Focus on what?

Look at my butt.

Ah. You want me
to look at your butt?

Yeah. Eyes on my butt.

Look at his butt.
Only his butt.

Follow his butt.
Follow his butt. Follow his...

[gasps, screaming]

Hold on, Victor.

If you fall, I fall.

See, we had your back.

-Thank you, Missy.
-Oh, call me Anna.

I told you, if we'd stayed in
that car, we'd all be safe now.

Well...

[Rex] Uh...

Hey, Maguy, with two less cars,

we should be lighter now.

-Do you think we're okay?
-No. Not quite yet.

To get across the bridge, we
have to detach at least half the cars.

Okay, Maguy,
let's do it. Come on.

[Hans] You're outta
your cage now, Rex.

But I'm still the one
in charge here.

Hmm? That snake really
reminds me of someone.

Me too.

Oh, I know. It's her.

-I remember now.
-What's that?

You're Anna. Anaconda.

Oh right.
And her owner is DJ Conda.

[both] The rap game bosses.

[hissing]

Yeah. Yeah.

♪ Wearing scales
and swag, no doubt ♪

♪ You'll be impressed
with this ♪

♪ If y'all can't rock
with this ♪

♪ Close your ears
and hear the hiss ♪

♪ We're the kings
of the rap game ♪

♪ Of the flows
and of the hooks ♪

♪ Cold blood in our veins no
fear Don't give us dirty looks ♪

♪ Yeah, we movin' smooth
like Boa ♪

♪ Like Stallone in Cobra

♪ Spittin' bars with no remorse
sneaking through the court ♪

♪ Our blood is cool,
cool, cool as ice ♪

♪ Don't fool, fool,
fool with us ♪

♪ You're slitherin'
is spittin' venom ♪

♪ Rhymes attack like denim

♪ Stayin' reptile calm
Live the dream ♪

♪ Sayin' Reptile Calm

♪ Hands up, scream for us
cool reptiles ♪

♪ We keep it tight

[all] ♪ For us cool reppies,
we rap all night ♪

[humming] -♪ For us cool
reptiles, -we keep it tight ♪

[growls]

Yeah. Calm and cool.
Sure, sure.

But we need to move.

♪ For us cool reppies,
we rap all night ♪

♪ For us cool reptiles,
we keep it tight ♪

You see Chuck, Suplex is
muy importante to any workout.

No, you'll never get
that spinning...

Yeah, yeah. Ah, look,
he's back.

[both panting]

What's this I'm hearing
about a train? Is Maurice okay?

-It's Falcon, not Maurice.
-Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Silencio, I wanna hear this.

According to our sources,
the train is totally out of control

and the railway
is completely overwhelmed,

as there doesn't seem
to be any way to stop

or even slow down the train,
which is crossing into an area

of dangerous
and unstable tracks.

Don't go anywhere. Crash seems
to be more and more inevitable.

-Oh, Maurice!
-In a few moments,

members of our news team will
bring us live aerial footage

of what's sure to be
a must-see explosion.

Ah. Hey, Rico. Where you going?

Rico?

Johnson, what took you so long?

-We're running behind.
-Sorry, Johnson. I screwed up.

I went to the wrong floor.

You are unreal, Johnson.

Oh, hold on, Maurice,
I'm coming.

Okay. Five more cars.

[soft upbeat music]

-Oh.
-Hmm? Hmm.

[both grunts]

[grunts]

Huh? [grunts]

[chuckles] Phew.

[grunts]

[panting]

Hmm? Hmm.

[grunting]

[chuckles, straining]

[yells]

Yeehaw!

[munching]

[groans] Ow!

[growls]

[whimpering]

[sniffing]

[grumbles]

-Ah.
-Hmm.

[chuckles]

Hmm.

[grunts]

All right, this is car eight.
Good work, everyone. We made it.

There it is, Johnson.
I see the train.

Try to keep us level
so I can frame it.

I'll do my best, Johnson.
But it's windy up here.

As you can see, the car carrying
the animals was destroyed.

But a few of them seem to have
made their way to the front

Seems so, Michael, imagine how
frightened those poor animals must be.

Amigos, I think I saw Falcon.
He's alive.

Thankfully, there's
no humans on board.

-[gasps] Maguy.
-[Michael] As you can see in the distance,

the train is rapidly
approaching the Devil's Bridge.

[gasps] Hold on tight, everyone! Mr. Falcon,
we've got to detach the cars right now!

Okay, everyone get ready.

You sure you can do this,
grandpa?

[sighs] Pull!

[both straining]

[tense music]

[both grunt]

-Jump!
-[grumbles]

Come on. Jump.

-[both groan softly]
-Ah!

[tense music]

-[grunts]
-We are rolling back.

[chuckles] Now, this is a show.
[evil laughter]

How's that? Johnson?
Did you get it?

Uh, no, I can't get focused
with all these jolts.

[grunts]

Oh, Johnson,
you're not gonna believe this.

-What's happening?
-The train's slipping.

What are we gonna do? [groans]

[shrieks]

[pants]

Ah! Hold on

[grunts]

Oh! Some sugar!

Mmm!

Randy! Now!

[grunts]

-[yells]
-[Falcon] Look out!

-They're alive!
-[all] Come on, Coco.

You got it, Coco,
you're almost there!

Keep going!

-You're gonna make it!
-[panting]

You're so close.

I can't do it.

-[explosion]
-[yells]

[both grunt]

[Cameraman Johnson 1]
Hey Johnson. Do you think we can

go back and grab another camera?

[Pilot Johnson]
Good idea. Johnson. Let's go.

We'll head back to the studio.

[Rico yelling]

[panting]

[indistinct chattering] -[Victor]
I don't believe it. We made it.

[Falcon] Good work.
We made it, everybody.

Oh, Coco, I was just so scared.

-Yeah, me too.
-Huh?

-Oh, sorry.
-[giggles]

We might actually have a shot of

getting out of this thing alive.

You said it, Gramps.

[growls]

We may have a shot of surviving,

but we're still on course
to crash in Toro City.

He's right. And we're still
picking up speed.

So if we all wanna stay in
one piece, there's only one way.

We have to get up
to the control car

and hit the brakes manually.

Because if we can't,
we're all gonna die.

[group panics]

Relax, everyone.

Death is just
another part of life.

That's not gonna happen.
We can do this.

Yeah, you just gotta trust us.

[laughs]

The crash is still right on schedule.

And up next, a compilation
of the best train videos.

Hi there, mama.

[meows]

[kid] Choo-choo!

-[giggles]
-[snarls]

[meows]

[meows]

[both] Choo-choo-choo.

[laughter]

Choo-choo-choo.

Jeez. If we keep
showing this garbage,

we'll be canceled
before we know it.

Hmm. Wait a sec.
I think I've got an idea.

[panting]

Maurice, you're going too fast.

[horn blaring]

[group panicking]

Oh.

Close one. Thanks, old timer.

-Yeah. Lucky I was here.
-Let's go.

[Maguy]
Wait, that isn't a bullet.

Yeah, it wasn't actually
a bullet that hurt my ear.

-So you were lying to us.
-No, I wasn't lying.

I just exaggerated the story
a little bit. So can we go now?

But we trusted you
with our lives.

Go on, Falcon.
Tell everyone the truth.

You owe them that much.

Okay. I never actually got shot.

I did this to myself
when I was little.

This one day,
I was dying of thirst

and I stole a soda can
that had been shaken up.

-And when I opened it, it went...
-[screams]

...like a bullet and it hit
my ear and it really did hurt.

And it also wasn't really
a falcon who saved me.

It was a pigeon.

Ooh. That's just what
we needed. A pigeon.

Falcon, pigeon.
What else you hiding?

Once a liar, always a liar.

And you lied to us about
other things, right, Falcon?

-No. That's all there is.
-You forgot I'm a cop, Falcon.

I realized something was up
when you destroyed the TV.

-Hans was about to give you up.
-It's... it's not what you think.

My suspicions were confirmed
with the food supply.

You were
planning on nabbing all of it.

-That's not true. I was...
-You helped Hans hijack this train.

-What?
-You're his accomplice.

You put all of our lives
at risk.

But I had no idea that Hans
was a psychopath

who wanted to kill us all.

He promised me a real Christmas

with all my friends
at the station.

We were only supposed to hijack
the train to get the food.

-That was the plan.
-So you admit this was all your fault.

Falcon, you helped him
hijack the train?

Why would you do that?

Because my friends and I
don't have owners

who feed and give us shelter
on Christmas.

Well, now none of us
get Christmas.

Hey, you're the one
Hans was after.

It's your fault we're all here.

[Rex] I was only doing my job.

But you Falcon, you betrayed us.

Maybe you had your reasons,
but look where they got us.

Fine. But even if I am
responsible for this mess,

I'm stuck here too, which means
we need to work together.

Okay? That's it. Bye bye.

[Falcon shrieks]

-Falcon!
-No!

Happy trails, Falcon.
[evil laughter]

Oh, no. Falcon. It can't be.

[group sobbing]

Falcon.

How are we supposed to
get through this now?

[sobbing]

-[sobbing]
-[sighs] Maguy.

I know it's hard,
but we have no choice,

we have to keep going
and I'm really gonna need you.

[sobbing]

[somber music]

[straining]

You all wait here.
It'll be safer that way.

Don't lose hope. Maguy and I
are gonna stop this train.

[Falcon grunting]

Huh? I'm alive. Huh?

Where am I?

No. No, no, no, no.

[yells]

[grunting]

[water splashes]

-[soft music]
-[sighs]

[water splashes]

Hmm?

[train horn blaring]

[sighs]

[stammers]
Judy, you can fly, right?

Save yourself
while there's still time.

No, Coco, I'm staying with you.
We're in this together.

I second that. I'd never
abandoned my teammates.

In the football world, we
don't leave friends on the field.

We fight till the end
of the last quarter.

Janis, will you still love me
in the afterlife?

Huh? Of course.

[gasps] My owner deleted all
our pictures on social media.

She's being manipulated,
but by who?

Ah, stop it, Randy,
your owner was just using you

-to boost her social media following.
-Really?

-Why would you say that?
-Because my owner was using me too.

-Here, look.
-[gasps]

Hey, there, Candy fans
and shout out

to my 400,000 new followers.

It's awesome.
Uh, it's terrible.

Candy, why must you be stuck
on that doomed train?

I miss you so much. Here's a
little dedication I made for you.

Heads up.

[Candy shrieks]

-[man] Surprise.
-[shrieks]

Oh, Candy. Will we ever see
each other again? [fake cry]

And don't forget to like,
comment, and subscribe

and share this video.
See y'all soon.

Well, at least he didn't
replace you.

-I actually would've preferred that.
-Hmm.

Let's see if there's news
on our train.

[news jingle]

Please welcome,
live in the studio, Lisa,

whose pet cat is on the
runaway train. Is that right, Lisa?

Yes. Her-her name's Maguy

and I-I-I adopted her
when she was just a kitten.

And you're terrified you're
gonna watch her die. Is that right?

-Yes.
-We are scared too, Lisa,

-as I'm sure our many viewers are as well.
-Don't cry, sweetheart.

As soon as the train is clear
of the mountains,

you'll go with Cynthia
in our helicopter

to rescue Maguy.
Sound good?

Yes. Thank you so much
for helping me save her.

[both panting]

[Rex] Oh, no.

[grunting]

Maguy, help me out here. Hmm?

-[Maguy grunting]
-Maguy? Maguy!

Huh? Where's that kitty going?

Maguy, come back.
What you doing up there?

I'm doing what Falcon
would've done.

[tense music]

Come on. [grunts]
You can do it, Maguy.

[yells]

[growls] You're not that smart if you
think I'm gonna let you stop my train.

[grunts]

[growls]

[engine sputtering]

[engine roaring]

[panting]

Oh! Maurice!

Rico?
But what are you doing here?

I saw the train on the news
and I was really worried.

-You okay?
-No. No, I'm not okay.

This whole thing is my fault.

You were right.
I should have listened

instead of trying
to be a falcon.

You know, this is the most
incredible story we've ever seen.

-How lucky are we? Right?
-Yeah, Cynthia. He's right.

And let me just tell you,
it's a real privilege

-to have you here in the field with us.
-Oh, yeah.

And this adorable little girl
trying to save her cat.

It's gonna be the highlight
of our career.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's all gonna be very moving.

-I have no doubt.
-[cellphone beeps]

[cellphone chimes]

So Cynthia,
is everything on track?

[Cynthia] You got it, Michael.
So far so good.

Ah, that little girl crying

after the crash will
be entertainment gold.

It's the perfect boost
for both of our careers.

I'm sick of stupid,
boring local news.

-You're preaching to the choir, Cynthia.
-Oh, excuse me.

-I'll call you back.
-Are we almost there?

Yes, Lisa,
just a few more minutes.

[all] Huh?

Oh, I have a bad feeling
about this.

Hey, superstars.

Listen up, guys.
Falcon isn't here anymore.

And now Rex and Maguy are
in danger. We gotta huddle up.

-But that's not our role.
-We never played the part of a hero.

Hey, don't give me that garbage.

Just because you haven't
played heroes yet,

don't mean that you can't.

Honestly, guys, you
have so much potential.

Aren't you sick and tired
of saying you're C listers,

-mascots and day players?
-[both] Yes, sick of it.

Don't you see the opportunity
in front of you?

Today, it's not an audition.
Today, my friends, is your big break.

So let's kick some foot.
Like all heroes do.

-Quack, quack!
-[both] Quack, quack!

[both] Yeah!

Oh, no, I'm coming, Maguy!

[grunts]

[whimpers]

-[grunts]
-[brakes screeching]

[group cheers]

[yelping]

No one stops my train.

[group whimpers]

[Maguy straining] Let me go!

-I said let me go!
-Hold on, Maguy.

[grunts] What do you say
we go see my old friend Rex?

Let me go, you big mean bully!

No one's getting in.

[growls]

Ah, I never should have
listened to Hans.

None of this would've happened.
No one would be in danger.

I'm so stupid. Ah! Oh!

-Oh!
-Oh.

Hey, Maurice. Maurice, hey.
Falcon.

-No, Rico, you're right. My name is Maurice.
-Yeah, yeah, whatever.

But come see. The train's
headed down the valley.

-What? What are you talking about?
-Just take a look. There!

-You still have time to save them.
-No, I can't save anyone.

All I ever do is mess
everything up. I'm not a falcon.

I'm just a dumb little pigeon.

[growls]

All right, fine. Maybe you are
just a dumb little pigeon.

But that dumb
little pigeon is brave.

And he never hesitates
for a second to help others.

And that's why I've always
been so proud of you.

You... you really mean that?

Maurice, of course I really
mean it. And as you well know,

a pigeon never leaves
a friend behind.

So what are you waiting for?
Get over there, son.

Okay, but how do I
get back on the train?

You'll figure it out
like you always do.

-You always find a way.
-Yeah.

Huh?

Hey.

-[upbeat music]
-Ah!

[yelling]

A-ha!

-Falcon.
-Yes, Anna, we all miss him.

-No. Take a look. That's Falcon right there.
-He's alive!

[Falcon yells]

[Rex panting]

[growls]

Let her go.
This is between you and me.

You want me to let her go, Rex?
[sinister laugh]

[groans, growls]

Okay.

[Maguy screaming]

Maguy!

[upbeat music]

[grunts]

Come on!

[both grunting]

Rex! Help me!

Ah, coming.

Yeah, go on. Go save her.

Hold on tight!

[groans]

How about we have
a little fun, Rex?

This is for not remembering me.

This is because you
broke up my gang.

And this is for those five years
I spent at the pound.

Ah!

-Flag on the play.
-Think we'd let you win that easily?

Yeah, you have no idea
who you're messing with.

Huh?

[all] Attack!

[battle cries]

[growls]

Yeah, tackle!

[laughing menacingly]

That's it, you guys.
It's a dog pile.

That's it. Team work.
Work as a unit.

Huh?

[panting]

[laughs menacingly]

All right. Half-time's over.
Quack, quack!

-Quack, quack!
-[grunting]

[groaning]

Whoa... whoa!

[yelling]

[grunts]

[music box playing]

[all] Huh? Falcon?

Phew! [panting]

-Hey, guys. What'd I miss?
-I can't believe it.

-You're alive!
-Yeah. Well, I'm a survivor.

-Falcon! Look out behind you!
-[growls]

I'm really sorry I got you
all into this mess. [grunts]

But since I've got us into it,
I'm gonna get us out of it.

Falcon!

So maybe I am just a poor stupid
pigeon. But you know what?

A pigeon never leaves
a friend behind.

You guys stay there.

Okay. I think you owe me
a little explanation, Hans.

[classical music playing]

[grunts]

[yelps]

[roars]

-[yells]
-[classical music concludes]

[growls]

[rock rendition of
classical music playing]

Huh?

Whoa!

[groans]

[gasps]

[yelps]

Almost there.

I don't think so.
You're not going anywhere.

-Huh?
-[Falcon] You're outta luck.

You picked on the wrong pigeon.

[grunts angrily]

[Hans grunting]

Nobody is stopping my train.

[grunts]

Well, where the devil
have you three been?

[chuckles] Oh, it was a blowout.

We really took it
to that scumbag badger.

You should have seen Leo.

He was bouncing around,
blindsiding him.

Bim, bam, boom, bim, bam, boom!

And Momo, he was
raining down pickles

like pine nuts.
[imitates automatic weapon]

-Would you just stop moving?
-[Falcon yelping]

The problem was that in
the fourth quarter,

Hans bounced back
and came to play.

We thought we were on
a hot streak, [chuckles]

but he cooled us down.

Okay. So basically,
you didn't help at all.

On the contrary, without them,

Maguy and I wouldn't be
here right now.

Our destinies are
predetermined by the stars.

What's meant to be
is meant to be.

We are but small bits of dust
floating through this plane

servants to an unavoidable fate.

There's no point fighting it.

No point fighting it?
No point fighting it?

That's it, Jimmy, I've had enough
of your stupid philosophical trash.

-Whoa...
-It's easy to hide behind the cosmos

and avoid facing your problems.

Let's roll over and wait
for our inevitable death.

Is that really the lesson you
wanna teach our kids?

-But... Oh...
-[sobbing]

[clears throat]
So, uh, where's Falcon?

Calm down, Hans.
Remember this morning?

[both grunts]

We worked together.

We were a team.
We're basically friends.

We can work something out.

You're saying you want
to be on my team again?

-Yeah.
-And help me get rid of Rex?

Uh, no.

[grunts]

Hey, Cynthia. There's animals
on top of the train.

Go on, start filming.

[Michael] As you can see,
there appear to be

two small animals
on the roof of the train.

They seem to be trying to escape
or send some kind of distress call.

There he is. They're
on the roof. It's Falcon.

He's okay.
But what's he doing?

It looks like
he's fighting a badger.

I told you there was a bad guy
on that train. Get 'em, Falcon!

And don't forget, Kraken.
Always Kraken. Kraken!

-Suplex!
-The force!

Get him, Falcon!

Show him what
happens when you mess

with a pigeon... [yelps]

Okay, what is this?

-¿Qué pasa?
-Rico? What's he doing there?

Get out of the way, Rico,
we've got a fight to watch.

Uh, Johnson.
You won't believe this,

but a pigeon
is stuck to the camera.

[yelps]

[Cameraman Johnson groans]
And I think he left a souvenir.

Whoa, Falcon's really
in deep doo-doo.

[clears throat] I apologize to
our viewers for this technical error.

Oh, yes. I'm learning
the railway company

may have found a solution

to avoid a crash in Toro City.

[all] Yes!

It appears the train
will be diverted

to a deserted area
where it can crash safely.

[sadly sighs]

Stay with us.
A catastrophe is imminent.

Bring us down to
the crash site quickly.

Hurry up and clean
that camera lens.

[yelps]

[Rico yelps in panic]

Come on, son. Get up!

I'm trying, Rico. [groans]

You can do it.
I believe in you.

You never crack
with the pressure.

[Steve] When it's time to fight,

There's only one technique
that works. The Kraken.

Get up!

[Steve] Kraken. Kraken!

[Chuck] No, the force.

[Javier] No, suplex.

No, Kraken!

-The force!
-Suplex.

Kraken!

The force. Suplex.

-[grunts]
-Kraken!

-[Chuck] Force. -[Javier] Suplex.
-[Steve] Kraken.

[Falcon] Force. Suplex. Kraken.

[whimpers] Don't touch my son!

[Rico yelps]

Don't touch my dad!

Force. Suplex. Kraken!

[screams]

[grunts]

It's over, Hans.

You've lost.

You're right, Falcon.
You beat me.

-[yelps]
-Oopsies.

[laughing menacingly]

We're here, Cynthia. This
is the estimated crash site.

Yeah, but, Johnson,
if it crashes,

how are we gonna film

the little girl
getting her cat back?

We can worry about that later.

[laughing maniacally]

I wouldn't count on Falcon
saving your sorry butts.

You won't be seeing him again.

For the rest of you,
your next stop is death!

-Death is simply the next...
-[groans]

Eh...

From now on, you'll never
forget the name Hans!

[cackles]

Oh, there's a switch.

[laughs] Well, I guess
the only thing left

to say is, good crash.
[laughs]

[Jimmy] No!

No one's crashing here.

Jimmy!

Especially not my babies.

Yippee ki-yay!

[both grunting]

Look! It's coming.

[fighting grunts]

Yeah.

Now pull.

[yells]

Jimmy! Go!

Jimmy!

[Jimmy yells]

Peace and love!

[coughing]

Huh?

You saved our lives.

Really? I don't know
what came over me.

[Cynthia] Are you kidding me?
The story's never gonna end.

Hey, Cynthia, the train's
back on course

to Toro City. What do we do?

Don't worry, Michael.
We've got a big head start.

We'll be first on the scene

and have front row seats
to the crash.

[Michael] Ladies and gentlemen,
Stay tuned because

in just a few minutes,
we'll bring you

exclusive footage
of the upcoming crash.

Uh, I have a bad feeling
about this.

It's over.

We can't stop it.
Hang on tight.

Hang on tight!

[whimpering]

[panting] Hey.
You all right, son?

Yeah.

[gasps]

[laughs] Okay.
We're perfectly steady.

-How you doing, Johnson?
-I'm ready. Lens clean.

Battery's charged. You'll be
back with your cat real soon.

Yes, yes, yes.
Try and stay focused.

[triumphant music playing]

All right, here we go.

Come on, Falcon.

[grunts]

[gasps] Oh, look at that.

[yelps]

Yahoo!

[effort grunts]

[snoring]

[man yelps and grunts]

There, there's the train.

Listen up you two,
right after the crash.

Make sure you get footage
of the kid crying.

All right. But then when
are we getting the reunion?

Huh? Oh, no, Johnson,
You won't believe this.

-There's a problem with the battery.
-No!

[grunts]

We're slowing down.
Falcon got to the breaks!

-Hold on!
-Yeah, hold on tight!

Uh, I... mean...

[man] Huh? Watch out! Whoa!

[screaming]

I don't wanna die in economy!

Hold on tight!

Please... let it go.

[yelps]

[grunting]

[panting] Falcon.
Falcon. Falcon.

[coughs]

So not bad for a pigeon, huh?

That's my boy.
That's my son.

Falcon. I gotta say,
you're the bravest thief

I've ever met in
my whole career.

You mean your very long career?

Yeah. [laughs]

Huh? You should
probably get outta here.

They'll take you
straight to the pound.

Thanks, Rex.
And thank you, Maguy.

Couldn't have done
it without you.

Falcon! [panting]

Don't worry, Maguy.
I'll see you soon. Promise.

I'll see you all soon.

Maguy! Maguy! [laughing]

Oh, I'm so happy
to see you again.

You haven't seen
the last of me, Rex!

Whatever you say...
Sorry, what's your name again?

Oh, come on. You gotta
be kidding me. Hans!

My name is Hans. It's not even
a hard name to remember.

My aunt picked it out for me.

You brat!

I missed out on the biggest

story of my life 'cause of you.

They'd have talked about this

for months, maybe even years.

If you hadn't messed
with the camera.

Oh, don't you worry.

They'll definitely be

talking about you for a while.

That little girl
crying after the crash

will be entertainment gold.

[Cynthia] It's the perfect boost
for both of our careers.

I'm sick of boring local news.

You're preaching
to the choir, Cynthia.

Right after the crash.

Make sure you get footage
of the kid crying.

If you release
any of that footage,

I will single-handedly
destroy you.

-Understood?
-Oh, I'd never do that.

[Pilot Johnson]
Tell me you're getting this.

[Cameraman Johnson]
Yeah, I got it.

-I found the spare battery.
-Hey, what are you doing?

[Cameraman Johnson] We're
filming the reunion, Cynthia.

Uh, are you filming?

Oh, this isn't good.

[Cameraman Johnson] Oh,
Johnson, this reunion is amazing.

[Pilot Johnson] Johnson,
you're one heck of a cameraman.

[Cameraman Johnson] Oh, stop it.

[giggling]

Candy, where should we go?

We can't just go back
to our owners.

Yeah, you're right.

-Oh, hey, wait, I have an idea.
-Hm?

-What?
-[meows]

-Hm?
-[meowing]

[man]
Hey, aren't you both adorable?

You all alone?

-Quack, quack.
-Quack, quack.

-Quack, quack.
-Quack, quack!

Well now, looks like I found
two new teammates.

Oh! [chuckles]

I think they're coming
real soon.

My little quinoa.

[playing calm melody]

We didn't do too bad
in the end, did we?

[yelps]

Uh, well, it'll be
a long walk back.

Yeah, and no Christmas feast
this year, I guess.

Oh, I'm sure you'll find a way.

You always end up finding a way.

Actually, I hadn't
mentioned it yet,

but I may have a lead on a
job at the Bay City Airport.

Huh? What? You're joking, right?
You wanna rob airports now?

[laughs] Well,
you're on your own.

I'm a bad flyer.

[Falcon chuckles]
Don't stress, Rico.

This job's a piece of cake.

-[Rico] Yeah, yeah.
-[Falcon] Everyone's trustworthy.

♪ Wearing scales
and swag, no doubt ♪

♪ You'll be impressed
with this ♪

♪ If y'all can't rock
with this ♪

♪ Close your ears
and hear the hiss ♪

♪ We're the kings
of the rap game ♪

♪ Of the flows
and of the hooks ♪

♪ Cold blood in our veins
no fear ♪

♪ Don't give us dirty looks

♪ Yeah, we movin' smooth
like Boa ♪

♪ Like Stallone in Cobra

♪ Spittin' bars with no remorse
sneaking through the court ♪

♪ Our blood is cool,
cool, cool as ice ♪

♪ Don't fool, fool,
fool with us ♪

♪ You're slitherin'
is spittin' venom ♪

♪ Rhymes attack like denim

♪ Stayin' reptile calm
Live the dream ♪

♪ Stayin' reptile calm
Hands up, scream ♪

[grunting]

Oye, Chuck.
Careful with the roundhouse.

Working on flexibility,
have you?

Now I can reach up to...

[Falcon] Hey, uncles,
did you miss me?

[all] Falcon!

[song in French playing]

[tense music playing]