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[phone ringing]
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Hello.
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Dad, hi.
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Oh, Francis.
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How's the new job?Oh, it's good.
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I'm learning all kinds
of new things.
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I got lots of responsibility.
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I'm actually making
some good money.
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Hey, good for you.
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Dad, listen, I know I owe
you guys a lot of money
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and I want to start
paying you back.
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So I'm sending you $50 this
month, and then my plan is...
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What do you need $50 for?
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No, I'm sending you$50.
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Francis, I can't spare $50.
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No, I'm sending youthe money...
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Just give him the $50.
We have to go.
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All right, your mother says
it's okay, but we have to go.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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It's the first day of school.
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Everyone else is bummed,
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but I'm actually excited
about it.
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I'm officially done
with junior high.
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I'm not a Krelboyne anymore.
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I can be whatever I want to be.
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I don't have to worry about
labels or cliques or who's cool.
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I'm going into high school.
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By the way,
this is an excited twitch,
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not a nervous twitch.
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Can we please just
eat our breakfast
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and stop all this complaining?
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But I don't understand.
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Why do we have to volunteer
for the whole first week?
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Because we got caught, Hal.
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We ducked out
for 12 years.
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They were bound
to get us eventually.
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Dewey, come here.
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Listen, you're
going to be
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coming home from school
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at 3:00 this year.
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So this is the key
to the house.
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You will come straight home,
you will let yourself in
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and you will be
in this house alone
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until your
brothers get here
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exactly 15 minutes
later, and not
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one second more!
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We're giving this to you
because we trust you.
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Congratulations.
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You're now a latchkey kid.
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Point four
miles to go.
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Malcolm,
if any big kids bother you,
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you go straight
to your old teacher.
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I'm not going to Mr. Herkabe
for anything.
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Point two.
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Why not? He's the new
dean of discipline.
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Talk about having friends
in high places.
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He's not a friend,
he's a psychopath.
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He's been out to get me
since the day we met.
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He actually told me that.
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What the heck is wrong
with this stupid car?
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I've gone 30 miles since the
gas light came on last night,
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and we're still going.
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Hal, look.
There's the parking lot.
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You can
let us out here.Yeah, Dad, here's good.
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Don't be silly. We're all
going to the same place.
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Hal, look.
A spot right up front.
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Right next to the cheerleaders.
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Thanks for what
you did back there.
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The firecracker
did all the work.
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That's the good thing
about cheerleaders.
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They stampede easy.
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Let's get inside
before Mom and Dad see...
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Ah, the golden boy
has returned.
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Release the doves.
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Hi, Mr. Herkabe.
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And you must be Reese.
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I have been
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thoroughly briefed on you,
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and if you do one thing wrong,
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I'm going to go medieval
on your permanent record.
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Ask yourself,
whatever happened
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to the old dean
of discipline?
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LOIS:
Mr. Herkabe.
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Good morning.It is so exciting
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being here on the
first day of school.
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Yes. It's like being
at the cockfights
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before they open the cages.
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So the two hours a day-- does
that include travel time?
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Because there was
a lot of traffic.
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So, you'll be handing out
health forms
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and you...
report to the North Field.
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Can't we do something together?
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Let me check.
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Uh... no.
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But don't we both
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feel better
knowing we tried?
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I am so sorry.
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I'll have your horse
ready in two minutes.
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We're a little
shorthanded today.
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I had to help
make breakfast.
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You'll be riding
Sparky here.
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I'll get him saddled
right up for you.
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Would you like a
croissant while you wait?
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Oh, sure.Good morning, Francis.
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What a beautiful day.
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Otto, can I talk to you?
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Yeah.
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How is your lovely wife?
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You know, you should start
having babies right away.
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And you must breast-feed.
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Yeah, listen.
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What happened
to Bill and Andy?
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Neither one of them showed up
for their shifts today.
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Bill and Andy are on vacation.
I thought I told you.
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Well, who's supposed to
be covering for them?
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Let us have a look.
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Ah, here.
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You see?
Alex and Dan are filling in.
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No. You let them go fishing
until next Wednesday.
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Otto, I think
it's wonderful
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that you're so
accommodating,
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but sometimes you
just have to say no.
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I mean,
you're running a business.
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Wait a second.
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Is that the same dog from July?
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Orientation:
North Hall, two-six.
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All right, it's okay.
I'll find it. It's cool.
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Is this the North Quad?
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[chuckling]:
Oh, man.
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CYNTHIA:
Malcolm!
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Malcolm!
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Hey, silly,
we're over here.
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Malcolm.
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Have you looked at these
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Rorschach tests
they're calling maps?
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Yeah, they're confusing,
but do you guys
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think you can talk
a little softer?
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I'm ready...
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to cry.
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They're not to scale.
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How do they expect
anyone to use
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a map that's
not to scale?
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Guys...
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Come on, this
is exciting.
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I mean, I'm so
disoriented.
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Keep me away from
the heavy machinery.
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[hysterical laughter]
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Where are you going?
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I told you we should have
taken a dry run last week!
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But, no,
"Dabney's an alarmist!"
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Well, now look where we are!
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Fill out both health forms
and your emergency contact card.
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And feel free
to button your top.
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Boys like a little mystery.
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This is fun.
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I don't know why
we avoided this for so long.
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[gasps]
Mine!
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Mine.
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Okay, so yesterday
wasn't too bad.
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I didn't make
any new friends,
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but I did manage
to avoid all my old ones.
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I'll make it up to them
once I'm popular.
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Who am I kidding?
No, I won't.
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CYNTHIA:
Malcolm!
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Malcolm!
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This is the spot
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where we'll meet
for lunch, okay?
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Malcolm,
did you hear her?
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Here you go.Thanks.
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Hi. I can take
over from here.
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Thank you very much.
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Excuse me.
I can't use this book.
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I need to switch.
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What did you do?
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Nothing. I...You can't bring the book back
in this condition.
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No, I just got it like this.
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I don't think so.
If you want another book,
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you're going to have
to pay $40 for it.
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Next.
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Mom, you have to
talk to this lady.
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She won't let me
return this book.
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Oh, my God.
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What did you do
to your pants?
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What?
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Oh, for crying out loud.
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How did you get
a stain there already?
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Mom, come on.
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It wasn't there
this morning.
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Mom, stop. It's no big deal.
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No big deal?
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You begged me
for these pants.
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You almost started crying
in the store when
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I wasn't going
to buy them
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for you, and now look
what you did to them.
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That looks like that's
coming from the inside.
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Mom, leave me alone.
You're embarrassing me.
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Oh, I am not
embarrassing you.
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Would you be
embarrassed by this?
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No. See? Come on.
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See if we can find some
club soda and get that out.
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Justice...
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is swift.
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DEWEY:
I also think we should we have
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meat loaf on Mondays
and not on Tuesdays
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so we can have an extra day
of meat loaf sandwiches.
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I also think the table should
be in front of the TV
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and the couch should
be in front of the refrigerator.
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I also think
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there should be hand-me-ups
instead of hand-me-downs,
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I think kids
should be able to steer,
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and I think school should
be only four hours a day
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and should be held
on top of the building.
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I also think...
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Okay, Angela
comes back tomorrow.
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So she can cover for Todd
on the nature hike
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and, that way, Todd can
help out in the kitchen
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which will free up Sonja
to do the hayride.
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That is such a good plan.
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Angela's vacation
is over, right?
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I extended it.
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It rained her first two days.
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[kisses]
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Kiss your mint.
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Okay, got to make up
some ground.
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Here's what I'm going to do--
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be the first freshman
with a girlfriend.
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It's worth a shot, right?
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I was going to give it a few
weeks before asking someone out.
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Wait till I liked some girl,
she liked me... whatever.
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But I'll just move it up.
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Hi.
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Oh. Hey, Stain.
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What?
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Hey, Stain.
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Stain.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Stain.
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Yo, Stain, what's up?
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Don't pass out.
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Breathe in through your nose.
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You can pull this out.
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Will you be my girlfriend?
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How's it going?
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Look, every bulletin
is lined up perfectly
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with the one next to it
and the one above and below.
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Thumbtacks just bring out
this side in me.
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[chuckling]:
Very nice.
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You know, it's weird being
back in high school.
260
00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,640
But it's kind
of fun, too.
261
00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:58,859
Brings back memories.
262
00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,556
Yeah. Does it?
Yeah.
263
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,123
Well!
What have we here?
264
00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,777
Have you finished cleaning up
the cigarette butts
265
00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:04,865
on the football field?
266
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,518
I'll get to it.
267
00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,303
You know, we alone determine
268
00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:11,088
how much we get
out of any given experience.
269
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,917
I said, I'll get to it.
270
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,793
Jerkabe.
271
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,055
You're so bad.
272
00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:24,667
Am I?
273
00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,408
What's that look?
274
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,499
You're dreaming.
275
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,805
Forget it.
Don't be stupid.
276
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,676
There are too many
people around.
277
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,157
We'd get caught for sure.
278
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,943
It wouldn't be fun.
279
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,121
It wouldn't be comfortable.
280
00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:47,559
There's no good place.
281
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:52,652
This utility closet
will be locked for sure.
282
00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:57,569
There's no room
for two people in here.
283
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:03,924
[mambo music playing]
284
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,709
♪ Papa loves mambo
285
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:09,364
♪ Mama loves mambo
286
00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,496
♪ Look good and sway with it
287
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:12,976
♪ Gettin' so gay with it
288
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,500
♪ Shoutin' olé with it. Wow!
289
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:18,852
♪ Papa loves mambo
290
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:21,506
♪ Mama loves mambo
291
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,291
♪ Papa does great with it
292
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:24,727
♪ Swings like a gate with it
293
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,077
♪ He loses weight with it now!
294
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,383
[music stops]
295
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:30,080
Hey, Malcolm.
296
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,734
I'm the fool!
297
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,736
I'm the one who thought
there was such a thing
298
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,085
as kindness and decency in life!
299
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,826
Okay.
300
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,003
Mr. Herkabe!
301
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,875
Mr. Herkabe,
uh, listen, uh,
302
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:44,747
I've spent the last
half hour... thinking,
303
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:48,795
and, uh, now that I've
had a chance to cool off,
304
00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:51,145
I-I just wanted to
apologize for earlier.
305
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,624
Oh?
306
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,801
Yeah. I mean, you were
just doing your job.
307
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,412
Well, your apology is noted
and not accepted.
308
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,979
What?!
309
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,763
Come on, I said
I was sorry.
310
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,113
Well, it's a little late
for that.
311
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:05,768
You're hereby expelled
from the program!
312
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:06,464
What?!
313
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:07,422
Remove yourself
314
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,858
from school property
immediately.
315
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,034
Good day, sir.
316
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:15,125
It's just so exciting
to be part of something
317
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:16,431
from the very beginning.
318
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,693
Stain.
319
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,825
It's classic.
320
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,261
It's one of those rare nicknames
321
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:21,828
that will stick
with a person forever
322
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:24,178
because they are so perfect
in their cruelty.
323
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,875
Hey, you know what's weird?
It's actually
324
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,398
wiping out my memory
of your old name.
325
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,009
Is it Monty?
326
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:30,358
Marco?
327
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:31,925
Murgatroyd?
328
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,362
HAL: Oh, that pompous
little martinet!
329
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:35,842
You should have
seen his face!
330
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,061
Hal, it's crazy to
be upset by this.
331
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,715
You didn't want
to do it anyway.
332
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,890
He didn't know that!
333
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,239
That means
he thinks he won.
334
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,588
Which means
I think I lost!
335
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:44,676
But not for long, Lois.
336
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,982
Ho-ho, not for long!
337
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:49,377
[sotto voce]: I want it
delivered at 3:00.
338
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,814
I don't mean on
the truck at 3:00.
339
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,642
I mean hereat 3:00.
340
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:58,038
Not 3:05. Not 3:10. 3:00.
341
00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:00,823
Good. My son will
sign for it.
342
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:03,434
Hi. You called for a massage?
343
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,872
Oh, yeah, yeah,
come on in.
344
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,656
Just set up right there.
345
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,092
This is so great.
346
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:12,095
I hope you're good
with lower back pain.
347
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,010
Uh, yeah. Absolutely.
348
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:18,232
I specialize in...
vertebrae... sciatic...
349
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:20,103
impactions of the back.
350
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,322
Oh, that
sounds perfect!
351
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:24,847
Happy anniversary, honey.
352
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,022
I'm going to be
in the salon.
353
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,242
Take your time.
354
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,634
[gasps]
355
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,723
Face up or face down?
356
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,116
Why, what are you
going to do to me?
357
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,466
The massage.
358
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,294
Oh, yeah.
359
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:40,994
[man groaning]
360
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:44,258
Oh... oh, there it is!
361
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:47,087
Ah, yeah, baby. Oh...
362
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,874
[whimpering]
363
00:13:57,358 --> 00:14:01,362
Oh! That's the sign
of a good massage.
364
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:04,234
Oh! That means
I'm totally relaxed.
365
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,062
[grunts]
366
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:34,047
♪
367
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:07,558
We don't mean to inflict
ourselves on you,
368
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,952
but there's no
other places.
369
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,954
Look, we know you've had
a rough couple of days,
370
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,956
but things are about
to get better.
371
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,176
We joined...
372
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,047
the chess club.
373
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,048
They love geniuses!
374
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:19,962
I was voted king.
375
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,659
I'm the queen--
376
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,835
which is actually the
more powerful position.
377
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,359
And they're excited
to meet you, too.
378
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,665
I told them your opinion
on the Luzhin defense.
379
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,972
It raised a few eyebrows,
but you're as good as in.
380
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,021
I don't deserve you guys.
381
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:38,024
I'm sorry I ignored you,
and I appreciate the gesture,
382
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,591
but you're really better off
without me.
383
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,071
Oh, come on.
384
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,768
Will you get off
this sulking thing?
385
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,118
Since when do you care
386
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,597
what other people
think of you?
387
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:47,685
Cynthia, don't do this.
388
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,470
Malcolm, you
hate everyone.
389
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:53,430
To you, everyone's either
a moron or a creep or a poseur.
390
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:56,564
Why do you suddenly care
about their opinion of you?
391
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,392
Because I'm shallow, okay?
392
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,570
I want them to like me.
393
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,485
It's not so bad, Malcolm.
394
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,443
It's only the first week.
395
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:10,056
You have, like, four years
of high school left.
396
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,709
It's okay.
397
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,668
I spent three years
being a Krelboyne.
398
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,452
I can spend four years
being a joke.
399
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,150
Malcolm, you're
not a joke.
400
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,151
Hey, Stainalator!
401
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,066
Bruce Spring-stain.
402
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,639
What are you doing?
403
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,250
Mopping.
404
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,078
In five minutes, I will
have my two hours,
405
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,470
and that will discharge
my obligation
406
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,124
to the volunteer program.
407
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,605
Oh, no, it does not,
because you have been expelled.
408
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,868
All I know is
I've been mopping!
409
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:43,176
And this floor looks
pretty darn clean to me.
410
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,308
But that was
unauthorized mopping.
411
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:48,398
It is spotless, and maybe
we should just see whether
412
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:51,836
the principal thinks
it's a job well done.
413
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,055
It's not even clean.
414
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,058
Don't you dare!
415
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,408
No!
416
00:16:58,452 --> 00:16:59,757
[grunts]
417
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:00,889
[whimpers]
418
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,284
[evil laughter]
419
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,286
Now let's see if you're...
420
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,204
[grunts]
421
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:18,689
[yells]
422
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:21,040
[gasping]
423
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:26,480
[yelling]
424
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,880
I'd just like to say
425
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,969
in my defense...
426
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:40,320
he started it.
427
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,371
Ah, Francis,
there you are.
428
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,112
Oh, look at you
tidying up.
429
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,331
Otto, we have to talk.
430
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:52,506
We will talk tomorrow.
431
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:53,942
Come, I want to
show you something.
432
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,031
No! Tomorrow I may be
leading aerobics again
433
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,729
or faking my way
through a wine-tasting seminar
434
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,254
or-or playing the prostitute
in the Old West stunt show.
435
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,559
That wasyou!
436
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,344
The way you run this place,
437
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:05,997
sometimes it's not being nice.
438
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,261
It's-it's being careless
and foolish.
439
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,697
Look.
440
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,916
[Otto chuckling]
441
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,353
Yes, it's a truck.
442
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,572
Look, Otto, I don't want
to leave you high and...
443
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,618
It is yourtruck.What?
444
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,272
I saw it...
I thought of you.
445
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,925
Your car blew up, yeah?
446
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:23,189
I thought thiswould
be a good thing for you.
447
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:27,193
You see, this is what
I'm talking about.
448
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,543
You are the best boss ever!
449
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:32,198
I wish I could tell you
to take a few days
450
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,330
and drive it
someplace nice,
451
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,419
but we're
a little shorthanded.
452
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:37,855
I understand,
believe me.
453
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,422
[laughs]
Just kidding!
454
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,032
Go. Take a week. Have fun.
455
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,164
[laughing]
456
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,601
Malcolm!
457
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:47,430
Malcolm, hey,
come to the "Y" with me.
458
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:51,652
I think a good yoga class
would really help center you.
459
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,175
A-And there areboys.
460
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,959
Mom's here!What?
461
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,961
Dad got in trouble.
Mom is freaking out.
462
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,833
Whatever you do,
stay out of her way.
463
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,096
Oh, my God.
464
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,229
I know what I'm
going to do.
465
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,361
What are you talking about?
466
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:08,147
I'm going get sent
to military school.
467
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:11,628
Malcolm!
468
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:14,327
Malcolm!
469
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,590
What are you doing?
470
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,766
My dad has
a hide-a-key.
471
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,071
Here we go.
472
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,423
I don't want
to be a stickler,
473
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:26,295
but you don't have
the right decal for this lot.
474
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:27,470
Malcolm, stop this.
475
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:28,428
You don't have
a license.
476
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,038
That's okay. I'm just going
477
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,387
to crash into my mom's car.
478
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,259
This is crazy, Malcolm!
479
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,219
This is the
stupidest thing
480
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,438
I've ever heard.
481
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:39,656
No, it's not, it's smart.
482
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,137
I just take this car
and crash it into that car.
483
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,357
Then I'll be in military school
just like Francis was.
484
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,097
It'll be paradise.
485
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,231
Somebody... with feet...
486
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,406
stop him!
487
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,712
For the love of God,
488
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,061
your shirttail's stuck
in the door!
489
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:55,803
Take me with you!
490
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,108
What's going on?I don't know, man.
491
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,286
Stop!
492
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,504
I won't let you do this!
493
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,637
I would rather die
than be left alone with Mom!
494
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,638
Get out of the way!
495
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,117
No!
496
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,250
You can run me over.
I don't care!
497
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,773
[revving engine][screams]
498
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,476
Malcolm!
499
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,694
If you do this,
500
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:20,044
I will never have sex
with you again.
501
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,959
Again?
502
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,483
They had sex?He had sex with her?
503
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:26,050
GIRL:
That kid had sex?
504
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,704
GIRL:
She's a slut.
505
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,315
BOY:
She's a big slut.
506
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,360
GIRL:
Oh, my God,
what a slut.
507
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,191
Wow, I could really learn
a lesson from this,
508
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,845
but all I can think about
right now
509
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:40,413
is how the whole school
is convinced that I had se...
510
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,415
You get out of that car
this instant!
511
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,547
What the heck is
wrong with you?!
512
00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:45,940
Here, take my pancakes.
513
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,681
Oh, and I did your laundry.
514
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,726
I folded them warm so
they wouldn't wrinkle.
515
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,859
Reese, I'm not going
to tell you about it.
516
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,121
It didn't even happen.
517
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,427
Okay.
518
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,255
Wheredidn't it happen?
519
00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:00,476
Son, I know
it's been tough for you
520
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,479
spending all your time
by yourself after school.
521
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:05,307
I've been trying to adjust.
522
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,178
Well, guess what.
You don't have to anymore.
523
00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:08,571
That's all over now.
524
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:09,746
I rearranged
my schedule
525
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,531
so I can get
home earlier.
526
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:13,663
Isn't that great?
We're going to spend
527
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a lot more time together.
What do you say,
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this weekend, you help me
clean out the garage?
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