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DEWEY: Well, I agree,
Mrs. Wiggins.
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These pastries
are delightful.
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Hey, son.
What you doing?
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I'm having a tea party
with Mrs. Bear and the ladies.
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Ah, that's... good.
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Would you care to join us?
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Yeah, I have
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actually a-a...
Hey, you know what?
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Why don't we go buy
that Stealth Bomber model
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you've been asking for, huh?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Sometimes it's just too easy.
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* Yes, no, maybe
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* I don't know
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* Can you repeat the question?
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* You're not
the boss of me now *
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* And you're not so big
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* You're not
the boss of me now *
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* And you're not so big
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* Life is unfair.
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Hey, you guys want
to camp out
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in front of
PC World tonight?
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The new Norton Antivirus
comes out tomorrow.
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Your mom would let you?
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She's holding
my place right now.
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Are you serious?
What's the big deal?
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Sorry, Malcolm, but we have
a life outside this place.
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How we doing, gentlemen?
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Everybody sticking
to the experiment?
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Absolutely.
Right on track, sir.
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I know
how tempting it is
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to stray from
a rigidly defined protocol.
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It's the siren's song
of pure research,
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but you must resist her
seductive powers because...
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ALL: "Unstable compounds
require stable minds."
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Jackass.
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It's like he's talking
to children.
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It was a perfectly
legitimate variation.
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There was less than
a 48% chance this would happen.
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Well, your cavalier
disregard
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for the laws of the classroom--
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not to mention the laws
of nature--
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have led to the inevitable.
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It will now take weeks
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to decontaminate
that classroom.
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And during that time,
you will all be placed
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back into
the general population.
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(students gasp)
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We can't do that.
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The whole school hates us.
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They'll destroy us
without realizing
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their rage is a projection
of their own insecurities.
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And as for me, I've been offered
a temporary position
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in the Phys Ed department
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where I will get
to wear a whistle
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and dress in shorts.
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Of course, I'm sure
none of this will be reflected
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in your end-of-year grades.
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Dewey, don't play connect
the dots with your chicken pox.
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You'll get an infection.
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I'm bored!
I know, sweetie.
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It's no fun being sick.
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I'm bored! I'm itchy!
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I'm bored!
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Honey, remember we were going to
use our not-horrible voice?
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I'm bored!
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Well, then find
something to do.
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Here.
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Play with these.
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I don't want to.
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Dewey, you are
going to be contagious
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for the next six days.
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Do you want to spend them here
like a good little boy
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or in the hospital?
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You don't go to the
hospital for chick...
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Okay.
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Damn it!
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Maybe we could tack
up a blanket.
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No, that's it. I'm going to tear
the whole porch down
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and I'm going to build
another one.
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Good luck getting permission
from the Tribal Council.
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What?
This part of the house
is on tribal land,
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from the window all the
way to the wolf picture.
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What are you talking about?
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The whole house used to
be on the reservation,
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but my idiot grandfather
built it on a glacier.
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It's been moving
two inches a year ever since.
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In a hundred years, we'll have
a nice view of the lake.
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Wow! So, part
of this house
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is on an Indian
reservation?
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Dealer has 20.
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Look at them.
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All they're thinking about is
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how many different places
they'll dispose of my body.
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Hey, Ian, Eddie!
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How you doing?
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What are you doing?
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There's no more seats.
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There's a seat
over there.
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Scoot over.
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Go sit down.
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You're going to get
in trouble.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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'Sup?
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'Sup?
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God, it's so great to have
a normal conversation.
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Abandon all hope,
ye who enter here.
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Is that from
the new Ministry album?
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What?
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"Abandon All Hope."
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Is that from
the new Ministry album?
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Actually, it's from
Dante's Inferno.
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It's the inscription
over the Gates of Hell.
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That is way dark.
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BOY: You should kick
that guy's butt.
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Remember when I
kicked his butt?
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No, he kicked your butt.
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(laughter)
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You want me to
kick your butt?
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Ah! Damn! Splinter!
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You are dead! You are dead!
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(groans)
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Don't pick!
It'll get infected.
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What?
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You're making it worse.
Let me get it out for you.
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You carry a first-aid
kit with you?
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Just a crisis pouch.
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I leave the kit
in my locker.
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There.
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Wow, that didn't
hurt at all.
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Thanks.
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HAL:
Hey, Dewey.
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Wow! Look at that!
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Is this helping take your
mind off the itching?
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It was.
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Wow, you got a split,
and you got a crossover.
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(chuckles)
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All those dominoes.
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All set up.
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Just ready to...
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Hey, check out Alicia.
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En fuego.
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Totally.
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Yeah, she's cute.
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Ah, check out Pam.
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Muy en fuego.
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Totally.
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Yeah,
she's cute, too.
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Excuse me.
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DABNEY:
And then...
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and it went like "Boing!"
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And then...
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I could download some of this...
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(hip-hop song playing)
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Hey, Stevie.
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So, it looks like
everyone found a place.
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Parasites...
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adapting...
to a new... host body.
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Except Herkabe, I guess.
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BOY:
This sucks.
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We just heard the
cleanup crew's going
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to put their dumpster
where we skate.
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Where are we
supposed to go?
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Why do they always
have to pick on us?
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It's not like
we destroyed a classroom.
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Damn... Krelboynes.
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I'll think... of something.
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IAN:
Hey, Malcolm.
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Can you settle this?
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You know Stacy?
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Yeah.
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Is she en fuego
or muy en fuego?
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Hard to say.
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My God!
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Dewey, look what
you've built here!
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You have stairs and a ramp!
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You've spelled your name.
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Oh, so many, many dominoes.
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Where did they all
come from?
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Mom got them
from the Lippers.
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They got a whole crate the year
Mr. Lipper was paralyzed.
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They even buried him
with one of his dominoes.
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So this isn't really
a complete set.
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Oh, no, Dewey.
Don't scratch.
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But it's itchy.
I know.
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But sometimes you just
have to restrain yourself,
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even if you feel like ripping
your eyes out of their sockets
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rather than go
one more second without...
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scratching.
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Will you watch
this for me?
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I have to go
to the bathroom.
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Okay, son.
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(gasps)
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LOIS:
Reese!
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Don't even think
about it!
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What's going on?
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He was about to knock
down Dewey's dominoes.
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What?! Shame on you!
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I didn't do anything.
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And you're not going to.
Ow!
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Those dominoes are keeping Dewey
from driving me crazy,
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and if they get knocked over,
I will blame you.
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If a door slams shut
and knocks them over,
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I will blame you.
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If there is an earthquake,
I will blame you.
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If a condor dies in flight
and crashes through our roof
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and knocks them over,
I will blame you.
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But that's not fair.
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I will blame you!
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Don't even think about it.
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What?
I saw that look.
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What look?
My look.
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Now I know
where I got it from.
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I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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I'm going to get a drink.
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Let's go.
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I can get it myself.
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It's all right.
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Man, I can't believe
the school gave
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the Skaters our
basketball court.
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Crazy.
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"Skater Safety Program"?
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Sounds suspicious.
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So what do we do?
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We kick their butts.
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Yeah.
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Guys, guys!
There's an easier way.
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We'll take over
the East Court.
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No, that's where the Goths
hang out and smoke.
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Why don't you let me worry
about the Goths.
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They can't take away our court.
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That's where
I secondhand smoke!
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Some old lady who lives
next door to the school
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complained we were scaring her.
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No, you weren't.
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Look at this handwriting.
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The loops, the girlish swirls.
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This is no old lady.
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It's Dabney.
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Well, where are we supposed
to go now?
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What about the Posers' corner?
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You be trippin' if you
think you're gonna stop us.
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You better bust a move
'cause this is our turf now!
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But we're in the middle of
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a very important
Student Council meeting.
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That ain't no thang!
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The thang is 200 years of
oppression in this country!
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What are you talking about?
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It's off the hook!
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Justice in the '02!
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You haven't heard
the last of this.
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Sucka!
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Um, Kevin?
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You're supposed to wear
underwear with those.
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BOY:
Get out of here.
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Get out of here, man.
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(students clamoring)
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HERKABE:
Don't make me blow this!
265
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:03,530
Do not make me blow this!
266
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,899
(blowing air)
267
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,968
Who removed my whistle pea?!
268
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,770
That is
a detentionable offense!
269
00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:19,880
(gasps)
270
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,589
It's awfully tempting,
isn't it, Hal?
271
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,859
Go ahead.
272
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,761
I'll blame it on Reese.
273
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,129
You'll get off scot-free.
274
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,903
All right, pencils down!
275
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,038
Turn in your geometry tests.
276
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,307
But I didn't study!
277
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,310
(gasps)
278
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,414
(sighs)
279
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:00,520
(gasps)
280
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,023
Turn around, old man.
281
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,325
There's nothing
for you here.
282
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,131
I can't take this anymore.
283
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,233
If I hear one more "en fuego..."
284
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,250
(ball pops)
285
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,356
(school bell ringing)
286
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:48,668
And six on top for the dealer.
287
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:49,803
Whoops.
288
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,138
Redeal.
289
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,472
Hey! I had blackjack.
290
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,275
You're cheating me
out of my winnings.
291
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,276
Come on, relax.
292
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,777
I don't want any trouble.
293
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,947
It's all in the tribe, right?
294
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,415
Let's just calm down.
295
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,084
I don't want to hear it.
296
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,353
This is the same kind of thing
your old man used to pull.
297
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,955
He was nothing
but a lying
298
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,189
drunken jackass.
299
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,024
Tell me something
I don't know.
300
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,693
Look, this was just a
little misunderstanding.
301
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,595
There, you got
your chips back.
302
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,763
See?
303
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,166
We take care of
our own here.
304
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,971
Francis, maybe you shouldn't...
305
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,840
Don't worry. I'll turn the fan
back on once Ivan leaves.
306
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,010
LOIS:
Dewey?
307
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,344
I just spoke with the doctor.
308
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:32,679
He says you can go back
to school tomorrow.
309
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:33,680
Okay.
310
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,781
Tomorrow?
311
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,349
So... so the dominoes...
312
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,185
Go back in the
crate tonight.
313
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,723
Let me make this
easy for you.
314
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,193
I'm not leaving this house
until I know you're at work.
315
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,061
And I can wait
all day.
316
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,163
All I've got is school.
317
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,567
Hey, Malcolm.
318
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,203
Look, I'm sorry.
319
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,671
I can't listen to you guys
talk about who's totally hot,
320
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,373
who's en fuego.
321
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:03,143
That stuff used to sound fine
to me, but now it's just stupid.
322
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,211
You guys are stupid.
323
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,578
I don't mean that
324
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:06,746
in an insulting way.
325
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,348
I mean that in a factual way.
326
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,417
You want to say "hot"
in a different language?
327
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,485
There are
700 different languages.
328
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,820
Vary it a little.
329
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,588
We just came to tell you
that there's
330
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,557
a fight going down
at the schoolyard.
331
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,259
Between who?
Everybody.
332
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,028
Oh, man!
333
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:27,100
Hey, come on, dealer,
let's go!
334
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,937
And that's, uh,
seven for the dealer.
335
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,504
Piama.
336
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,340
Where have you been?
Shopping.
337
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,607
You were supposed
to relieve me.
338
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,209
Do you have any idea
what time it is?
339
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,911
Now I do.
340
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,947
Where did you get the money
for all that stuff?
341
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,781
I took 200 bucks
from the stash.
342
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,051
But that's all our money.
We can't afford that.
343
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,719
Well, you know,
it's all in the tribe.
344
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,604
Ha!
345
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,772
(gasps)
346
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,643
Wha... Wha...
347
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:14,081
What happened
to the dominoes?
348
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,382
I cleaned them up.
349
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,718
You knocked them over
without me?
350
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,453
Why would I knock them over?
351
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,922
I spent four days
setting them up.
352
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,061
What's going on?
353
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,762
Why did you spend
all of that money?
354
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:30,797
Hey,
355
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,065
you were the one talking about
356
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,500
easing the suffering
of our people.
357
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,469
Well, I suffered
a little less today.
358
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,505
You don't just go
and spend a bunch of money
359
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,606
and not say anything.
360
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:40,907
What's the problem?
361
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,942
It's all in the tribe, right?
362
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,644
That's what this is about?
363
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,814
What, am I overstepping
my bounds because I'm white?
364
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,449
No, but it's...
365
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,184
it feels weird.
366
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:52,986
Look, we're married.
367
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,455
That means I'm a part of
your family and culture
368
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,190
just like you're
a part of mine.
369
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:59,426
Believe me, if I had
anything in my heritage
370
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,661
besides crappy minivans
and non-stop screaming,
371
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,996
I'd share it with you.
372
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,331
It's not the same!
373
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,266
Oh, so because
I'm not your people,
374
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,201
I don't deserve
any of that money?
375
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,470
Why are you so obsessed
about the money?!
376
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,438
Because
377
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,639
I want to pay off Lavernia
378
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,207
so we can finally
get out of here.
379
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,509
What do you mean get out
of here? We live here.
380
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:17,877
What?
381
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,546
You want to spend
the rest of your life
382
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,014
in this godforsaken place?
383
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,316
This godforsaken place
is where I grew up.
384
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,684
It's our home.
385
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,453
If you had a problem
with living here,
386
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,787
you should have said something.
387
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,289
I have been complaining
about this place
388
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,557
since you've known me.
389
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,492
I thought you were
just a complainer.
390
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,694
You complain about everything!
391
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,229
Yeah, but this is real.
392
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,797
I hate this place.
393
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,400
I can't even imagine
raising our kids here.
394
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,501
Kids?!
395
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,070
I hate kids!
396
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,176
These seem like
some pretty big issues.
397
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,877
Yeah.
398
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,880
You know,
we got married so fast...
399
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:57,417
So what are we going to do?
400
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,756
And we both like
wrestling movies.
401
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:04,824
Yeah.
402
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,226
And we both like pizza.
403
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,359
I love pizza.
404
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,928
Sausage and mushroom?
405
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,097
Yeah.
406
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,232
On half.
407
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,268
(grunting)
408
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,045
We wait till the Jocks
take out the Goths,
409
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,513
and then we swoop in.
410
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,416
I've made an alliance
with the Drama Club.
411
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:30,750
They've got swords.
412
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,785
And when the Skaters
see me drop my cape,
413
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,254
they'll come in on the flank.
414
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,589
No one will expect us
to be working together.
415
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:37,924
Are you sure
this is a good idea?
416
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,859
It's too late
for second thoughts.
417
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,061
The tribes have Balkanized.
418
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,096
(sighs)
419
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,397
They don't like each other.
420
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,798
Oh.
421
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:49,068
We don't stop
until we have total control.
422
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,418
Deploy special shield!
423
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:08,421
KIDS (chanting):
We're just right, we're okay.
424
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:11,791
We're smarter now
than yesterday.
425
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,826
School is hard,
but school is fun.
426
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:17,930
'Cause learning is for everyone!
427
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,733
They got Darren.
He bites.
428
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:21,601
No!
429
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,102
Stop!
430
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,504
This has gone too far!
431
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,573
Look what you've
been reduced to.
432
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,141
BOY:
I'm helping!
433
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,277
We all used to hate
this school equally.
434
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,345
We hated
the teachers.
435
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,080
We hated the
administration.
436
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,848
We hated the building.
437
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,618
But now you've taken
that perfectly good hate
438
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,587
and turned it
against each other.
439
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,788
And why?
440
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,490
Because people
dress differently
441
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,824
or talk differently?
442
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,826
You're just making school
even worse.
443
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,127
Dabney was a Krelboyne
444
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,697
two weeks ago, and
now he's a Jock.
445
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,500
That proves that these
differences are meaningless.
446
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,002
We need to focus
on what makes us the same,
447
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:59,906
because if we hate each other,
who's going to hate school?
448
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,110
You were a Krelboyne?
449
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,613
Ha! You've got
a Krelboyne.
450
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,715
You guys got a Krelboyne
right behind you.
451
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:12,285
He's the one who wanted
to fight in the first place.
452
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,321
BOY:
Hey, we got one, too!
453
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,355
GIRL:
I found one!
454
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,557
(students murmuring)
455
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,533
He's our leader!
456
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,209
If it's any consolation,
457
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,578
we get our new classroom
in five weeks.
458
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,813
(students sobbing)
459
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,082
Thanks for the heads up
on the underwear.
460
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,351
No problem.
461
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,486
What is with the self-pity?
462
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:50,423
Albert Einstein had to carry
spare pants until he was 24.
463
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,325
And did he cry about it? No.
464
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,327
He drew on
that experience
465
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:57,397
and helped build
the first nuclear bomb.
466
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,531
Now, buck up
467
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,367
and get in the van.
468
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:23,556
Oh, video camera.
469
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,393
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