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That's what I told him.
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Yeah.
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No, the whole night.
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That's what it was going on about.
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Yeah.
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No, it became like the running joke
everybody's talking about.
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Hang on. I got a text.
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Wait, wait.
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I'm going to call you back.
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Yeah, this is an important text message
this month.
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All right.
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I'll speak to you soon.
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We have a response.
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Ah, we might have it here tonight or
tomorrow.
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Maybe I should wait to reply. I don't
want to look too eager about it.
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What if she gets all moody again?
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I'll have the worst day of my life and I
- I'd order a guilt, please.
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Oh yeah, let's do it. I'm gonna go scan
her.
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What the hell were you doing in my
house? I'm your guardian angel.
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What are you doing?
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Cool outfit, by the way. It's my work
uniform.
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I have to wear it when I'm around you.
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Okay.
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I was going to go see my ex -girlfriend.
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When is that ever a good idea?
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A little bit. This is weird. I have to
explain it to you.
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I just wanted to... Go fucking.
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She cheated on you last time.
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How do you know this stuff? I'm your
guardian angel. I know everything about
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you.
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Sure.
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Well, I haven't got any better options
right now, so that would be awful.
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What do you mean you don't have any
better options?
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You have better options. Like what?
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What do you mean like what? Did you even
do your daily chores today?
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Do you have any bills to pay?
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How about your garden? It's looking a
little rank right now. You could be
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putting all of your energy into that
instead of going off and fucking some
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Like, that's just a bad idea.
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Oh, the fucking is so much fun.
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The computer stuff isn't fun.
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The work in the garden isn't fun.
Working out isn't fun.
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Yeah.
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You just need some endorphins going. You
just need to calm down.
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You're too focused on pussy right now.
If you were to work out and maybe just
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chill out, it wouldn't be that bad.
You'd probably have more self -control.
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So, come on. Let's just... I'll help you
with your bills.
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We'll go on your computer.
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We'll go through everything. I'll just
help you.
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Because I can't have you messing this up
right now.
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Okay. And then, after that, you'll go
away?
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Maybe.
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So I have to do this?
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Get work done?
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Well, yeah, I guess it'll be better to
be paying your bills and being a
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responsible adult than be distracted by
her.
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I'm not mad about this.
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This is good.
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It's about time you're actually kind of
doing something productive right now and
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not in the name of pussy.
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Look at me, paying my bills.
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Jesus, that's expensive. How much water
do you use?
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Look. Is that, that's unusual?
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That's a really high bill for like one
person.
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How about... How many unread emails do
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you have? Maybe we should go through
that.
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No one checks emails a lot.
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It's probably why you have 3 ,000 unread
emails.
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It's falling down your computer and
everything.
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I can just get a few more useful things
done.
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I feel like we're making progress and
then I'll feel good that I, you know, I
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did stuff today. I've got things done.
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Well, yeah, you're not doing so bad.
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Um, oh.
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I'm going to click on that.
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What the fuck is this?
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She kind of looks like my ex
-girlfriend.
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She's hot.
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You're so dumb right now.
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Really? This is what boys do.
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You're being ridiculous right now. Are
you fucking serious?
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It's always weird when you watch me do
this. So you can't even go back to
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your bills right now? You just have to
bring your cock out every time?
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You can't even go on your computer for
five minutes without looking at boobs?
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Wow, they're nice boobs.
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And she does, I like looking at girls
who kind of look like her, you know?
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To make me find some.
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Yeah, I love jerking off to girls who
look like the girls who give me crabs.
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I'm going to bookmark this one.
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Just, like, stop. Just stop.
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Why can't... Just stop it. Get your hand
out of your pants.
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Why don't... Just close out of this.
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Why don't you just, like, go garden?
That's what we do in heaven. We just...
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When we need to, like, clear our head,
you know, we just go garden.
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We need to go outside. You need to cool
off.
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You really do ruin these sexy moments.
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Yeah, you're welcome.
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Go gardening. That's your best
suggestion.
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Yes. We're going to go trim some trees.
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Trimming trees. I guess it's good to get
out in the sun. Yeah.
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Vitamin.
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This is too distracting. I don't know
why you said go on the computer. You
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I'm going to click on the pop -up thing.
Well, I didn't know that you didn't
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have enough self -control to be on a
computer and not look at porn for five
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minutes. Boobs. I saw the boobs. You've
got to click on the boobs when you see
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good ones.
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Alright, let's not do computers.
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Yeah, I think that you can't do
computers.
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Alright, yeah, I'm trying to take my
mind off it. Uh, trees, let me get
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and get in the gardening, get my gloves
and stuff.
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Yeah, we'll get water, we'll get
everything.
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Like, we just gotta go outside.
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You're done here.
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One more look.
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Oh, are you fucking kidding me?
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Just one more look. I'm gonna unplug it.
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Let me just say that I'm gonna bookmark
it for when you're not watching me.
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I'm always watching.
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Yeah, you're really weird.
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Come
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on,
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isn't this so much better?
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I do appreciate your encouragement. It
feels nice energy, good vibes out here.
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But it's not quite the same as doing
some banging, you know?
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But this is so much better! And this
doesn't come with any, like...
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Nasty consequences.
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Well, at some point I need to relieve
some tension, you know? Then why don't
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jerk off?
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Well, it's not the same as it gets a bit
repetitive, a bit boring after a while.
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If you get bored a bit, why don't you
just use some lube?
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I don't know what to tell you. At least
when you jerk off, you don't have to,
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like, worry about anything after.
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I'm trying to keep you out of trouble
right now.
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You make it so hard for me.
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Well, I don't think it is trouble. I
think it's good for human beings to do
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sexy time with each other, you know?
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Well, I think it's big trouble whenever
you're having sex with these girls who
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are really toxic and give you crabs and
cheat on you.
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And I'm trying to keep you out of
trouble. I'm your guardian angel, for
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sakes. It's my job.
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Yeah, but all you have to say is you
should jerk off.
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You know, just boring.
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But this is my job, too. You do realize
that every time that you mess up, it
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comes back on me, right?
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Well... You do know that.
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Are you going to give me three wishes or
something?
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Do I look like a genie to you?
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Genies? I don't know. I don't have a
lamp for you to rub.
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Don't you have some kind of special
powers or something?
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No, the only special thing I can do for
you is tell you don't sleep with girls
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who give you crap.
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Here we go again.
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I'm just thinking, you know, what if we
had one wish, buy one, get two free or
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something. You know, you have a special
offer.
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I don't know. I wish I got wishes so I
can be like, oh, hey, I wish Clark would
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stop, you know, fucking up.
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That way he would quit going back on me
because I have to hear about it.
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When I'm not dealing with you, I'm
dealing with them.
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My bosses.
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For all of eternity.
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Fucking tell me about it.
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I just, you know, it'd be good if you
had some better suggestions, Evelyn.
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do that. That's all I hear. It's like I
have my mom with me all the time telling
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me what to do. Okay, fine.
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If you don't want to take the time to
garden help out with this, why don't we
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try, like, working out? Like, working
out some aggressions. It's hot out here
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anyway.
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To get some endorphins flowing would be
a good idea. Yeah, exactly.
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Get some dopamine going. Won't be so
worried about pussy.
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Ready?
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All right, let's go.
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There you go. Come on. Pump it up.
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Pump it up. You're doing good.
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This is so much better than going to see
her.
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It's better than sitting on the couch,
too.
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Well, yeah.
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It looks good in the mirror. See, look.
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I could do some fucking like this.
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Worry about that later. Come on. Keep
pumping it up. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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You're getting distracted.
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Yeah.
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You know what? Show me something else.
Do something different.
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You're like a personal trainer now?
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Yeah, I'm really good. Keep showing
something different.
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Okay. Keep going.
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Get that testosterone pumping.
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This is a good testosterone booster.
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Yeah, you're welcome.
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This will improve my boner power.
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All right, keep going.
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All right, pump it up. You're doing
good.
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Pump up my cock for a fucking... No,
okay, sorry, carry on.
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It's a bit of a waste of all these
muscles. What if I never use them for
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anything? You're using them right now.
Yeah, but that's, you know, banging.
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Banging. It's the fucking.
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Is pussy really that important to you?
It's the most important thing ever.
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Are you serious?
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Yeah. What's more important than that?
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So if you just have pussy, you'll calm
down and you'll be fine?
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Yeah. Can we do that? Can I go?
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Well, how about maybe, like,
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Divine pussy.
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Hang on. You can touch things?
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You can't feel my hands?
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Well, I happen to free will a lot.
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You... I mean... I feel pretty free and
you feel pretty free right now. I'm not
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complaining. I just thought you were
kind of breaking the rules.
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You know, the rules sometimes I feel
like you have to sin a little bit in
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to do the right thing.
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And my boss says you keep fucking up.
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My bosses are getting really mad at me,
and if I just, you know, help you out
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with this, maybe you can help me out. I
mean, I have an idea.
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You just sit down, relax a little bit,
and maybe, like, I can show you some
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things. Hmm.
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That sounds good to me.
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Now this, this is how angels do it.
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Oh my gosh. You weren't lying. You are
ready.
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Oh my god.
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Your cock is bigger than what I
remembered.
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Must be weird having a divine tongue on
your cock, huh?
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It feels real.
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You know not everyone gets to fuck their
guardian angel like this.
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You're really lucky.
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thanks you're welcome
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Thank you.
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Whoa.
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Mmm.
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My boss is going to get mad if I lose my
hat.
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is divine.
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students then, huh?
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Want to come for a ride?
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I guess they teach you this stuff in
heaven, huh?
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The high closed door.
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This is so fucking good.
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Oh.
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Can you stand up and suck it from there?
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Amen. Amen.
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listen to me.
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Oh my god, you covered me.
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That tastes so good.
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Don't tell nobody.
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This is between us, remember?
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You just have to start listening to me
now. You can't go run off and fuck your
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ex anymore.
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Okay, well, that's the deal, right? If
I'm horny, I can call on you?
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Better me than her. At least I won't
give you cries.
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Hmm.
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Good point there.
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