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You're green Not only in the summertime…
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The Schwarzenbochs are coming?
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Yes.
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So, what are we going to do?
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Well, I've tracked down Janet,the housekeeper.
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She's agreed
to take care of the preparations.
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She lives nearby, so she won't be long.
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You are to stay in the apartment
until she arrives,
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at which point
you'll be dismissed and can go home.
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Oh.
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But on full pay.
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Oh!
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Right. I'm sorry.
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I've got to get this.
Uh, the housekeeper will be in contact.
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{\an8}Jingle bells, jingle bells
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Jingle all the way
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Oh, what fun it is…
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- Hello?
- Hello, dear.
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I'm Janet,
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the Schwarzenbochs' housekeeper.
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- Oh.
- I'm afraid we have got a problem.
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Right. Yes, I heard.
But you're not far away, are you?
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Oh, well, that's the problem.
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I've been a bit of a naughty girl,
you see.
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Petra, she thinks I'm in Chiswick.
I'm actually in Perthshire with my mother.
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You're in Scotland?
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Listen, it'll be no problem at all.
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I'll head to the station shortly,
and I will be with you later on tonight.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, nothing to worry about.
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I've come up with a plan.
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Now, there's a credit card
in the drawer in the kitchen office.
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If I send a wee list to your printer,
could you make a start on the shopping?
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Gosh. That's quite a list.
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Finally.
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All right, little man.
Let's see if there's any room at the inn.
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Chocolate with figs. Chocolate with figs.
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A-ha!
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Chocolate with figs.
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There we go.
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And…
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And Dom Pérignon Champagne.
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Ah!
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Champagne. Here we are.
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Yes. Dom Pérignon.
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Oof.
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Goodness.
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Ah.
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Huh.
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"Twenty-four"?
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Okay.
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There we go.
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Another one down.
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Mrs. Hakopian?
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I was about to head for the station,
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but I remembered one other thing.
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Herr and Frau Schwarzenboch
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cannot do
without their Trüffelstreichwurst.
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Their what?
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Spreadable sausage, dear,
with the calf's liver and white truffle.
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Thank you.
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Goodness. Ooh.
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Now, we're going to need another trolley.
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This is a CAT 1 emergency.
Immediate priority.
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We have a missing infant.
Repeat, missing infant.
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All units, we have a missing baby. Over.
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Ah.
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And the baby was definitely
in the car seat when you left?
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Yes! Yes, I strapped him in myself.
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You've reached Georgia Hakopian.
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Please leave a message after the tone.
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Oh, hello.
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Um…
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I just wanted to apologize again
for the whole mix-up with the baby.
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And, uh…
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{\an8}And to give you these.
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They're really nice, actually.
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It's very kind of you.
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- Okay.
- Thank you, Trevor.
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Yeah.
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Well, I hope you have a good Christmas.
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Yeah. I'll, uh…
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- I'll just slide this.
- Thank you.
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Come on, Archie.
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Hayley!
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Hello, Annabel. Hello, Archie.
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Right.
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Here we go.
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Now, then.
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It is not your shoe, I've told you.
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There we go. Thank you.
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No problem.
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You have a lovely-wovely time! Bye! Bye!
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There you are. Here, Archie.
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- Huh.
- Let's go.
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Stay here.
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Archie! Come back!
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No! No! Get off!
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Sorry! I'll bring him straight back down!
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Get off! No!
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Archie, where are you going?
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Right. Come on, let's go.
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Let's go.
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Hello, Annabel?
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Hello!
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Dog lady?
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Oh, no.
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Ah.
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Oh! No. Archie! Archie!
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Give me that shoe!
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Archie!
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No! Not the spreadable sausage!
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Oh!
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Oh…
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Look.
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Look what I've got.
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A shoe.
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A lovely shoe for you.
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Come and get it, Archie.
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Oh!
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No, not the fob!
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Let go. Let go, Archie. Let go. Good dog.
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Let go! Let go.
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Let…
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
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No!
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Not the fob! Not the fob!
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Where is it?
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Oh!
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Phew!
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Mrs. Hakopian?
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Listen, I'm afraid
the weather's atrocious up here,
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and the trains, love,
they're all over the place.
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So, I'll take the overnight sleeper.
Would that be all right?
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Oh.
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Um…
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And if you could make a wee start
on decorating the flat, I'd appreciate it.
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There's decorations
in the storage unit downstairs.
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Okay. Uh…
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- And we're gonna need a Christmas tree.
- Oh!
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Where do you think
I could get one of those?
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Oh, don't worry about that.
I will have Geoff drop one off.
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He does all the flora and fauna
for the penthouse.
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Will you need help setting it up?
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Oh, no, that won't be necessary.
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I've set up
a fair few Christmas trees in my time.
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Of course you have. I do like you, Trevor.
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You did you get the spreadable sausage?
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Oh.
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Uh…
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Yes.
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- Yes, I did.
- Full marks, dear.
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I knew we were in safe hands with you.
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I'll see you first thing in the morning.
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Okay. Bye.
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Archie!
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No! No, no, no, no, no!
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- Hello?
- This is Annabel from the third floor.
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I got your note and was just wondering
if you could bring my dog downstairs?
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Oh…
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No.
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I'm sorry,
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because…
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I'm out at the moment.
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Well… when will you be back?
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Well, that's a bit difficult to say.
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Two hours?
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Three, maybe?
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Why don't I call you when I get back?
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Ah. Hello, Trevor.
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Lionel, how are you?
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Today's the day, having to move out.
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I can't believe it's actually happening.
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Here we are.
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Goodness.
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What am I even going to put it in?
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Good.
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Now all we need to do is decorate it.
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While someone's having a sleep.
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Come on.
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Sheep.
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Straw.
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Ah.
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Archie, come on.
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All right.
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Ooh…
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Huh.
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Oh!
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Good.
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You need a poo.
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At last, you need a poo!
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Come on, Archie.
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Go on.
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That's right.
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Good boy.
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That's right. Go on. Go on.
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Yes. Well done, Archie.
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Now, then.
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Uh…
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I need a sort of…
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Oh!
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Well, look at that.
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Good.
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Here we go.
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Oof.
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Right.
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Now…
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Ooh!
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Yes! Yes!
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Yes, it's there! Ah!
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Oh!
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Ah! There he is! There's my boy!
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Oh! Did he do his business?
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- Did he?
- He certainly did.
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Oh, what a good boy! There's my good boy!
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Oh, well, thank you for looking after him.
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- That's all right.
- Are you going up?
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Yes. Yes.
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Uh…
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And, uh, you're the,
uh, penthouse, aren't you? Hm.
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Night-night, Baby Jesus.
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- Hello?
- They've canceled everything.
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There's no trains running at all.
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- I'm not gonna make it.
- What?
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You'll have to prepare the Christmas feast
for the Schwarzenbochs yourself.
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What do you mean? How many--
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Only 12. Possibly 14.
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Sixteen at the outside.
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Now, the Schwarzenbochs arrive
at five o'clock, so that's your deadline.
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Five o'clock?
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- Oh, there's no need to panic, Trevor.
- Janet, that's…
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Oh, do not worry, hen.
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I was up the entire night at the station,
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and I've written down
step-by-step instructions.
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They should be coming through
to you any minute.
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"Christmas feast."
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Eh…
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Heh.
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Oh.
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Ah.
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Good evening.
If you would like to come through?
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If you would like to come?
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Ah.
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Hello, it's Janet.Please leave a message after the beep.
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Hm…
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- Hello?
- Oh, hello, Petra. It's me, Trevor.
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Sorry, Trevor who?
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Trevor Bingley.
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From the flat in London.
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I'm still here because Janet,
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who's also here,
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uh, asked me to help out
with a few bits and pieces.
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And she asked me to
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let you know that
the Christmas feast is ready,
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but that there's still no sign
of the Schwarzenbochs.
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I'm so sorry.
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I, um…
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I meant to call her,
but it completely slipped my mind. Um…
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Could you tell her
the Schwarzenbochs aren't coming?
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Uh, they diverted to New Yorkat the last minute.
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Not coming?
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O Christmas tree
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O Christmas tree
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How loyal are your branches!
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Oh, please tell her how sorry I am.
I hope she didn't go to too much trouble.
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Well…
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Uh, she, um…
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Now, look, I've got to go.
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I've got the New York housekeeper
on the other line.
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But, um, will you wish Janet
a very merry Christmas from me?
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And, um, please say thank you again.
She's been so wonderful.
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Happy Holidays.
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Hello?
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Sorry to bother you, sir.Metropolitan Police.
275
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Uh, we're making inquiriesabout a missing baby
276
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we understandwas previously in your charge.
277
00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:20,300
Oh! Yes! Yes!
278
00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:21,540
Yes, it's right here.
279
00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:24,260
You mean, you've got the baby?
280
00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:26,900
Yes. I'll bring it right down.
281
00:25:26,980 --> 00:25:28,460
Come in.
282
00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:34,140
Come on, baby. Let's go.
283
00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:37,380
- Ah.
- Ah.
284
00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:39,940
Well, well, well.
What do we have here, then?
285
00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:43,220
- Ah.
- Oh!
286
00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:44,740
This is him, is it?
287
00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:46,740
You've been very busy, haven't you?
288
00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:49,460
Led everyone on a right little dance.
289
00:25:50,260 --> 00:25:51,380
Here we go.
290
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:55,540
Uh…
291
00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:59,140
Doesn't, uh, appear to be
the same baby, sir.
292
00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:01,620
Oh, no, it isn't.
293
00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:04,260
That's the wrong baby.
294
00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:06,900
This is the right baby.
295
00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:10,740
I had the wrong baby
when I gave it to Mrs. Hakopian, you see.
296
00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:13,220
And then while I was going back
to get the right baby,
297
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:15,260
that was when she drove off.
298
00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:16,180
Ha!
299
00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:22,060
Why not let the caseworker sort this out?
If that's okay with you, sir?
300
00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:23,340
Right. Yes.
301
00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:29,900
Uh, control? This is DS-one-nine.
Can you get the FLO on site ASAP?
302
00:26:29,980 --> 00:26:31,180
Ah…
303
00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:34,380
I think I'm going to have to feed him.
Do you want to come upstairs?
304
00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:37,860
I think I probably should, sir, yeah.
305
00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:01,220
Here we are.
306
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:04,060
Please, come in.
307
00:27:15,820 --> 00:27:17,580
Oh, wow!
308
00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:19,420
You've got yourself
quite a place here, sir.
309
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:22,900
Oh, no, it isn't mine.
I'm just the house sitter.
310
00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:24,220
Ah.
311
00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:28,500
Can I offer you something to drink
while you're waiting?
312
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:29,660
Oh, uh…
313
00:27:29,740 --> 00:27:33,060
I'm afraid
we've only got vintage champagne.
314
00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:37,140
Hello, hello, hello.
315
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:42,700
Oh, hello.
316
00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:47,020
- Hello, Trevor. Do you have a minute?
- Uh, yes. I'll buzz you up.
317
00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:49,740
Sorry to bother you, Trevor.
318
00:27:49,820 --> 00:27:52,820
We just wanted to say
thank you for the presents.
319
00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:55,140
- And to give you this.
- Yeah.
320
00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:58,380
- Oh, goodness.
- It's a chewable Peppa Pig set.
321
00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:01,500
River loves them.
We thought your baby would too.
322
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:04,900
Ah, that's really, really kind. Thank you.
323
00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:06,900
What you are…
324
00:28:06,980 --> 00:28:09,780
Would you like to come in for a mince pie?
325
00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:12,460
Or some stollen cake?
326
00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:16,220
Last Christmas I gave you my heart…
327
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:27,020
This year, to save me from tearsI'll give it to someone special…
328
00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:28,660
Hello, Lionel.
329
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:32,260
Herr Scrooge says I've gotto leave these with you, apparently.
330
00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:36,780
Oh! Archie! Come back!
331
00:28:36,860 --> 00:28:40,340
Sorry, Trevor. We were in the lift
when you buzzed Lionel up.
332
00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:42,300
Archie!
333
00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:44,780
Still can't believe this is really it.
334
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:46,700
The final goodbye.
335
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,020
Oh.
336
00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:51,940
Can I offer you a drink, Lionel?
337
00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:53,420
Oh…
338
00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:58,140
Jess!
339
00:28:58,220 --> 00:28:59,460
How are you?
340
00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:01,260
How's Barbados?
341
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,260
We're not in Barbados, Trevor.
342
00:29:04,780 --> 00:29:06,180
We're in London.
343
00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:07,100
Oh.
344
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:10,460
We spent two days at Heathrow
waiting for our flight to go,
345
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,500
and then last night at an airport hotel.
346
00:29:12,580 --> 00:29:14,940
And then, after another seven-hour wait,
347
00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:16,660
they canceled the flight.
348
00:29:16,740 --> 00:29:20,260
Jess, I'm so sorry.
349
00:29:20,340 --> 00:29:22,940
So we're in a taxion our way back into town.
350
00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:24,100
Is Maddy okay?
351
00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:25,100
Well,
352
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:26,860
that's why I'm calling.
353
00:29:26,940 --> 00:29:29,620
I realize it might be asking an awful lot,
354
00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:33,420
and I know we've already messed you aboutthis Christmas, but…
355
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:37,420
do you think there's any way
we could come to you, after all?
356
00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:40,460
Well, yes, I think there probably is.
357
00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:43,740
- But I'm in a different place.
- What do you mean? Where are you?
358
00:29:44,740 --> 00:29:45,700
Oh!
359
00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:48,460
Jess, I've got to go,
but I'll text you the address.
360
00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:51,020
Georgia, come on up.
361
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:53,980
Ding-dong, merrily on high
362
00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:56,500
In heav'n the bells are ringing
363
00:29:56,580 --> 00:29:58,460
Ding-dong, verily the sky
364
00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:01,740
Is riv'n with angel singing…
365
00:30:01,820 --> 00:30:04,580
Happy Christmas, Archie.
366
00:30:08,980 --> 00:30:11,420
Hosanna in excelsis
367
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:17,860
Glo
368
00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:18,780
Ria
369
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:21,780
Hosanna in excelsis
370
00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:41,460
Are you sure this is the right address?
371
00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:45,060
Dad!
372
00:30:46,740 --> 00:30:48,860
Hello, sweet pea.
373
00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:49,860
Hello, Jess.
374
00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:50,980
Hello.
375
00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:54,620
Dad, this place is amazing.
376
00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:56,820
What is this?
377
00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:58,620
And who are all these people?
378
00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:01,140
Well, it's a bit of a long story.
379
00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:03,220
Oh!
380
00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:07,060
- Whose baby is this?
- Oh, the baby's mine.
381
00:31:07,140 --> 00:31:08,340
What?
382
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:10,580
What do you mean, Dad?
383
00:31:11,540 --> 00:31:13,460
Well, not mine-mine.
384
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:15,300
It's part of the long story.
385
00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:18,300
Well, it's a story
that keeps getting longer, to be honest.
386
00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:21,500
Because despite all our best efforts
at social services,
387
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:26,260
we have absolutely no idea
where this baby has come from.
388
00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:35,860
You've got two?!
389
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,340
Mom, can I give you that? I won't eat it.
390
00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:45,140
And it's been so long…
391
00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:46,580
Happy Christmas, Jess.
392
00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:47,780
Cheers!
393
00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:50,860
So how do you know these people?
394
00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:55,340
To pass the time away…
395
00:31:55,420 --> 00:31:57,220
Uh, bread sauce?
396
00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:59,540
Oh, uh, they don't do dairy.
397
00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:02,540
Oh, that must be really hard.
398
00:32:05,060 --> 00:32:07,660
Everyone! Everyone!
399
00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:11,980
I think it's high time
someone proposed a Christmas toast.
400
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,900
- Ah!
- To Trevor.
401
00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:15,020
Oh!
402
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,780
To Trevor.
403
00:32:16,860 --> 00:32:17,900
To Dad.
404
00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:21,340
Oh, and… and to the baby
that brought us all together.
405
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,740
To the baby!
406
00:32:31,060 --> 00:32:33,180
Uh, where is the baby?
407
00:32:33,260 --> 00:32:34,780
He was just here.
408
00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:36,260
Oh, no.
409
00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:37,460
Under the table?
410
00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:39,740
Can't be far.
411
00:32:39,820 --> 00:32:41,380
- Check the curtains.
- Yes.
412
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:44,220
Yes, you do that side and I'll…
413
00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:49,660
Jesus?
414
00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:53,340
Baby Jesus?
415
00:32:53,420 --> 00:32:55,300
Where are you?
416
00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:57,180
Baby?
417
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:01,660
Baby?
418
00:33:04,620 --> 00:33:06,060
He's here!
419
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:11,580
He's here!
420
00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:20,860
Mm…
421
00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:26,740
Oh.
422
00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:08,900
Hello?
423
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:11,460
Happy Christmas, Janet.
424
00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:16,180
We decided we could not missyour Christmas feast after all.
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