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Right.
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{\an8}Here we go.
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Oh!
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Yes?
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Oh, hello. It's Trevor Bingley.
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Uh…
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From Housesitters Deluxe.
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Oh. Wait in the lobby.
I'll come down and get you.
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Okay. Thanks.
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{\an8}Ooh.
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Coo…
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Where am I going to…
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- Mr. Bingley.
- Ah.
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Thank you for making yourself available
at such short notice. My name is Petra.
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I'm the executive concierge
for the Schwarzenboch family.
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The housekeeper would normally be here,
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but she's been called away
on a family emergency.
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Hence, our rather frantic search.
Uh, please.
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Heh.
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Do you mind if we dive straight in?
We have a lot to cover.
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Okay.
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First, to access the apartment,
you will need to use this fob.
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It's not required for the other floors,
but to access the penthouse,
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you need to touch the fob here
and press this button.
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Right.
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Heh.
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Excuse me?
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Nothing.
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I was just saying…
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This way, please.
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This is the London home
of Mr. and Mrs. Schwarzenboch.
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They have houses all over the world
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and haven't spent Christmas here
in at least ten years.
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Gosh.
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It should be a very quiet period
with no client contact of any kind.
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Right.
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Is everything all right?
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Uh-- Uh, yes. Yes.
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But we are naturally looking
for a highly responsible individual
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with all the attributes of elite staff.
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Discretion, sensitivity,
and above all, maturity.
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Right, yes.
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Sorry.
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Maybe I should show you the apartment.
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Uh…
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- Would you like to put your bag down?
- Yes. Um…
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Yes, I'll just leave it, um…
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Shh!
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Ah.
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This is the living room.
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Kitchen.
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Dining area. Terrace.
Please don't touch the piano.
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Thank you, Kenneth.
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Upstairs are the bedrooms,
the screening room, and the study.
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Guest suite, guest suite.
There are three more bedrooms this way,
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plus another steam room.
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The master suite's down this way,
plus another guest suite.
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The library, the conservatory,
and the yoga studio are through there.
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There's a panic room beyond the kitchen,
but you won't have access to that.
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Anyway, I'm sure you have
a lot of house-sitting experience
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with this level of accommodation?
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Oh, yes. Yes.
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Please don't touch the air-conditioning.
It's all fully automated.
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And it goes without saying,
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there must be no unauthorized guests
of any kind in the apartment.
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As long as that's clear.
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Perfectly clear.
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Right, let's carry on.
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Gym here. Sauna to the left.
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That's the laundry room.
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Lovely pot.
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Humidor, wine cellar.
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Utility room. Media closet.
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- Absolutely do not touch that.
- Where is it?
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And through there is the meditation space,
cold plunge, and golf simulator.
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Oh. Good. Good.
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Baby?
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Oh!
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Mr. Bingley?
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Oh. Yes.
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Oop.
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Come on.
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Well, this is the housekeeper's office.
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Um…
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A computer, printer, router,
modem, table linens, household supplies.
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Um… Oh.
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And these are the instruction leaflets
for the appliances. Uh. Mr. Bingley?
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Mr. Bingley?
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Hm.
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This is the kitchen. Obviously.
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Uh, Gaggenau, Miele, Wolf,
induction hob, Viking Range,
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two ovens at the end there,
and a pantry beyond.
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Which brings us
to the living room once again.
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Any questions?
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Uh…
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Well, just one, really.
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When will I know if I've got the job?
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Oh, you've got the job.
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It started 15 minutes ago.
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Ooh.
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The password for the Wi-Fi
is "Dom Pérignon."
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I'll leave the lift fob here.
Please don't lose it, there is only one.
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The cleaner, Elsa,
won't be in until the New Year,
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and the concierge
already left for his Christmas break.
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That is my cell phone number.
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You are free to contact me at any time,
though I am leaving for Thailand tonight.
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Haven't had a vacation in two years,
and would really appreciate it
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if you kept contact
to an absolute minimum.
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Well, I think that's everything.
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Right. So there's definitely
no one coming for Christmas?
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I don't have a single
member of staff on site.
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Apart from you, Mr. Bingley.
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If the Schwarzenbochs come for Christmas,
we are all in a lot of trouble.
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Happy Holidays.
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Huh.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh!
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Hello, you.
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A toy. Toy…
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There we go.
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- Hello?
- Hello. Is that Mr. Glee?
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- Well, yes.
- Hertfordshire Constabulary here.
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Oh, right. Well, I was just trying to say
that I've moved to a new address,
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in London. SW1.
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Ah, you've changed regions, then, sir.
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That makes it a matterfor the Metropolitan Police.
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I'll pass on your details.They'll be in contact.
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Okay. Okay, thanks. Bye.
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Bye.
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You okay?
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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Oof.
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You need a nappy.
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Um, I might just…
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Oof.
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Oh.
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Ah.
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Oh, goodness.
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Oh.
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A-ha!
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Here we go.
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Okay.
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Ooh…
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Let's get you dried off, eh?
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Pee-po!
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Pee-po!
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Oh!
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Milk!
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Ah!
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Here we go.
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Right. Are you ready?
Yes, go on. There we go.
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Good boy.
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You're hungry.
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Are you ready?
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Now, where's the baby food?
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This looks like it here.
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Yes. Yes.
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That looks like the stuff.
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I think so.
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Oh. Now, Maddy used to love these.
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The only question is…
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the weight.
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Here we go.
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Nice.
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Are you ready?
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Okay.
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Good. And…
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There we go. 8.2 kilograms.
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There we are.
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Oh!
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Well, who's this?
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- Hello?
- Hello.
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Can I speak to Mr. Glee, please?
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Well, it's Bingley.
But yes, yes, that's me.
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My name's Georgia Hakopian.
I'm from Westminster Social Services.
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Metropolitan Police gave me your number
regarding a misplaced baby.
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Yes, I've got it right here.
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- And is the baby safe and well?
- Very much so.
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What time can you pick it up?
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I should be able to get there tomorrow.
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- Oh, so… So not tonight?
- No. I'm afraid we're very busy.
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We're operating with skeleton staff
due to the Christmas break,
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so it'll have to be
tomorrow afternoon, Mr. Glee.
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Somewhere between midday and 7:00 p.m.?
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- Oh, dear, dear, dear.
- Okay? Bye-bye.
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Okay, thanks. Bye.
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You've got me
for a little bit longer, I'm afraid.
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No?
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Oh.
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Ugh.
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Again?
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Well, now.
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Where are you going to sleep?
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Night-night, baby.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Uh…
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What's wrong? What's wrong?
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Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep
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And doesn't know where to find them
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You'd better watch outYou'd better not cry
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Better not pout, I'm telling you why
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Santa Claus is coming to town
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Ah!
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It was wind!
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You must be joking.
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Cheers.
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Oh.
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Oh, goodness.
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It's all right. I'm coming. I'm coming.
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Hello.
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You're going home today.
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Oh.
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Oh, no.
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Oh.
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Last one.
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Oh.
220
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:30,740
Oh!
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Nappies.
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Should be just enough.
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Right.
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Deck the halls with boughs of holly
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Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la…
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No!
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No!
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That's dangerous.
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Nappies.
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Oh. Uh…
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What do I press? What do I press?
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Um…
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Hello?
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Hello?!
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Oh!
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Wait! Wait!
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That's mine!
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Sorry. I didn't quite
get to the thing in time.
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- There you are, mate.
- Thank you. Thank you very much.
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The fob.
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Oh, no. No! No! No!
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Oh, my God!
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