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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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I'm hungry.
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Mooovie Monday!
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The only cure I know
for the Monday blues is...
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Varsity Blues.
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Let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
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Take a seat down there.
Second from the end.
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All right,
everybody here?
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Yes.
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Popcorn, anyone?
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Yes, please!
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Thank you.
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Anyone else?
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No.
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Movie Monday started
with training videos.
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But we went through those
pretty fast.
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Then we watched
a medical video.
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Since then, it's been
half hour installments
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of various movies.
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With the exception of
an episode of Entourage,
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which Michael made us watch
six times.
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Entourage!
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Kevin, would you like to do
the scenes from last week?
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Yes.
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Why him?
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Don't whine.
Get the windows.
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Previously on
Varsity Blues...
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Okay, Billy Bob
got a head injury,
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but coach made him play.
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So then Lance,
he gets sacked.
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And he's out for the year.
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Hello?
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Not everyone approves
of movie Monday.
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I won't say who.
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I don't approve.
I don't.
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Hello?
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Let's go after
that title now.
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Let's go, let's go!
Let's go!
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Hi, Jan!
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Hope you brought
the Milk Duds.
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How would a movie
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increase productivity,
Michael?
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Magically.
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No.
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They have to,
to make up for the time...
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watching the movie.
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No.
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Do I need to hire
a babysitter for you...
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Kitchen.
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Some little 14-year-old girl
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whose job it is...
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Michael is going to
get us all fired.
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You sat back and let him
play that dumb movie
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and now Jan is peeved off.
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And we're all
going to lose our jobs.
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That's not going to happen.
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You know she has it
out for him now.
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That's not his fault.
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He had to
follow his heart.
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Ever since Michael
dumped Jan for Carol,
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Jan's been bitching out
on him.
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Reject a woman and she will
never let it go.
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One of the many defects
of their kind.
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Also, weak arms.
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Dwight, you should be
running this office.
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Michael would never let me.
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It's not
up to Michael.
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It's Jan's call.
Talk to her.
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I could never do that.
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Fine, sit back
and do nothing
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and let us all
get fired.
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I know that patience
and loyalty are good
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and virtuous traits.
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But sometimes I just think
you need to grow a pair.
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At the Stanford branch,
they all play
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this World War II video game
called Call of Duty.
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And they're all
really into it.
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I'm told it started
as a team building exercise.
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Unfortunately,
I really suck at it.
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Oh.
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We didn't play
many video games in Scranton.
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Instead
we'd do stuff like...
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Uh, Pam and I would sometimes
hum the same
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high pitched note.
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And try to get Dwight
to make an appointme
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with an ear doctor.
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And Pam called it...
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Pretendonitis.
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Hey, Kelly,
my stuff just got here.
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Kelly really likes
to online shop.
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So I felt like I wanted
some new clothes.
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I mean, I just...
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I wanted to...
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I felt like it was time
to maybe, um...
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just get new clothes.
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Okay.
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I love it.
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Really?
I don't know.
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Now, you haven't even
tried it on yet.
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Try it on.
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Not at work.
I'll try it on--
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Fashion show!
Fashion show!
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Fashion show at lunch!
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No.
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Fashion show!
Fashion show!
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Fashion show at lunch!
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Fashion show!
Fashion show!
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Fashion show at lunch!
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Why did you do that?
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I'm just killing Germans
any way I can.
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We're on the German team.
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Shoot the British.
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Wait, are we
playing teams?
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Yeah.
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Wah!
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Gah!
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Hello?
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Is this Jan?
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Who is this?
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This is Dwight Schrute.
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I am calling about
an extremely sensitive matter.
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You should talk to Michael
and he'll talk to me
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and that way we don't have
to speak to each other.
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It's about Michael.
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What about him?
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I can't talk here.
It's too sensitive.
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It's not about
a surprise party, is it?
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No, but we should discuss that
another time.
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Look, I'm already an hour
outside of Scranton, Dwight.
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I am not coming back.
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Pull over at exit 40.
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There is
a Liz Claiborne outlet.
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I know you
like that store.
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Go inside and shop
until I can meet you.
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How do you know
I like that store?
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Many of your blouses
are Claibornes.
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How do you know that?
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It's part of my job.
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No, it's not.
It's officially not.
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Noted.
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♪ Mm mm mm ♪
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I'm going to the dentist.
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Okay.
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I have to have
an emergency crown put in.
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Ouchy.
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Yes.
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It's a new dentist.
He's far.
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I might be gone
three hours.
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Three hours, wow.
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Have fun.
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Did you get anything good?
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Yeah.
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New blouse?
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Halter top?
Camisole?
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Teddy?
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I could save the branch.
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Really.
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If you let me run it.
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Okay.
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Okay, I can run it?
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What would you do differently?
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Mostly get rid of waste.
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Which is half
the people there.
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And clean house.
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Right here.
It's all for me.
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Thank you.
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Dwight, you just feel strongly
to speak with me this way
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behind Michael's back.
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And turn on so many
of your co-workers.
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The decision to turn on Michael
was difficult.
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But once I did it,
I didn't look back.
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And mostly I feel that
Michael would approve.
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It's really what's best
for the branch.
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And I could care less
about my co-workers.
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So, here we are.
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It's all on the table.
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I want the branch.
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And I await your decision.
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Oh, by the way...
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There's a new Ann Taylor
outlet store near here.
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I know you like
their earrings.
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Where is it?
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Michael.
Hi.
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I've had a very interesting
conversation
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with one of
your employees.
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Oh, that's nice.
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No, it wasn't.
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Dwight just told me
that he thinks
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he can run the branch
better than you.
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What?
Mm-hmm.
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You were at the dentist?
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You can't have people
undermining you.
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Get control of your branch
immediately.
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Okay.
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What was Dwight thinking?
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That he could turn Jan
against me?
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She's my ex-lover...ishh.
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Wow.
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It's so sexy.
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You look so hot.
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It's really something.
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It's too much.
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What?
I'm gonna return it.
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No, you have to keep it today.
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Just see how you feel.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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You look nice.
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Thanks.
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Isn't that, like,
your third soda today?
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Yeah, I think we can be
a big help to your company.
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Okay, see you next week.
Bye.
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Again?
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Scared?
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Call of Duty!
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Andy, Jim, can I see you
in the conference room
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for a minute?
Now?
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Yes, now.
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Put the game on hold,
everyone.
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This is not working, okay?
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We are getting slaughtered
out there.
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It's the new guy.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I don't know...
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what we're talking about.
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See what I mean?
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We just need a strategy, okay?
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We're gonna set up a trap
in the gun room.
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All right, Jim,
are you using the MP-40
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or the 44?
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Um, sniper rifle?
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Snipe--
What?
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Are you playing for
the other team?
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You don't snipe
in Carrington, okay?
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Saboteur!
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Saboteur!
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I'm gonna kill you for real.
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The game is over.
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I'm really
going to shoot you.
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Hey, Dwight...
Hey.
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You want an m&m?
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No, thanks, I'm stuffed.
No, seriously.
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You should have an m&m.
They're really good.
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Okay.
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Good, huh?
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So good.
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Hey, I thought you weren't
supposed to eat anything
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for a couple of hours
after you've had
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a crown put in.
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They have this new kind of
quick drying bonding.
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So...
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Sounds like a good dentist.
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Oh, yeah.
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What's his name?
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Crentist.
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Your dentist's name
is Crentist.
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Yeah
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Huh.
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Sounds a lot like dentist.
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Maybe that's why
he became a dentist.
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Let me see your teeth.
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Let me see 'em.
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Let me see 'em.
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Ohh.
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You should floss.
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I know.
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Well then.
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I'm glad you're okay.
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Business is like
a jungle.
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And I am like a tiger.
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And Dwight is like
a monkey...
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that stabs a tiger
in the back with a stick.
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Does the tiger
fire the monkey?
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00:12:05,578 --> 00:12:08,571
Does the tiger
transfer the monkey
275
00:12:08,636 --> 00:12:11,472
to another branch?
276
00:12:11,535 --> 00:12:14,672
Pun.
277
00:12:14,737 --> 00:12:17,672
There is no way
of knowing what goes on
278
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,471
inside the tiger's head.
279
00:12:20,535 --> 00:12:22,472
We don't have
the technology.
280
00:12:25,538 --> 00:12:28,000
Dwight, can I talk to you
for a second?
281
00:12:34,775 --> 00:12:37,332
Wow, this is tough!
282
00:12:37,406 --> 00:12:38,700
Brrrrr!
283
00:12:38,775 --> 00:12:40,231
What?
284
00:12:40,305 --> 00:12:43,402
Oh.
285
00:12:43,477 --> 00:12:45,140
Aaaarg!
286
00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:46,372
What is it?
287
00:12:46,747 --> 00:12:50,230
Well...
288
00:12:50,306 --> 00:12:52,431
I just got off the phone
with Jan.
289
00:12:54,127 --> 00:12:55,502
And, um...
290
00:12:58,608 --> 00:13:00,000
She demoted me.
291
00:13:01,477 --> 00:13:02,272
No.
292
00:13:02,338 --> 00:13:03,502
Yeah.
293
00:13:03,577 --> 00:13:04,991
You know what the craziest
part of this is?
294
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,930
She demoted me
to your job.
295
00:13:09,177 --> 00:13:11,200
And she said that you
should be expecting
296
00:13:11,276 --> 00:13:12,401
a call later from corporate.
297
00:13:13,118 --> 00:13:15,282
And that, um...
298
00:13:15,575 --> 00:13:17,431
I guess that means
that you are going to be
299
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,532
acting manager
of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton.
300
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,050
I can't believe this news.
301
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,333
That...wow.
302
00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:26,971
Yeah.
303
00:13:27,045 --> 00:13:29,331
I told her I didn't know
whether you'd wanna do it.
304
00:13:29,407 --> 00:13:31,902
Because you've always been
so loyal to me.
305
00:13:32,606 --> 00:13:34,871
You've been my most
trusted ally.
306
00:13:34,936 --> 00:13:38,172
You said that?
307
00:13:38,237 --> 00:13:40,902
Yep, I did.
308
00:13:40,976 --> 00:13:43,431
I did.
309
00:13:46,235 --> 00:13:47,931
But I think...
310
00:13:48,007 --> 00:13:50,572
you should do it.
311
00:13:51,927 --> 00:13:54,232
Well...
312
00:13:54,307 --> 00:13:56,900
Gosh, if you think
I should.
313
00:13:56,977 --> 00:13:58,402
Then I will.
314
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,932
Perfect.
Well, we're settled.
315
00:14:04,968 --> 00:14:07,140
All right.
All right.
316
00:14:07,207 --> 00:14:09,291
Well, then you are now
acting manager
317
00:14:09,325 --> 00:14:11,871
of Dunder-Mifflin
Scranton branch.
318
00:14:11,915 --> 00:14:13,821
And I am assistant
regional manager.
319
00:14:13,865 --> 00:14:15,813
Assistant to
the regional manager.
320
00:14:15,858 --> 00:14:17,772
Thank you, Michael,
for staying on.
321
00:14:17,836 --> 00:14:18,803
I really appreciate it.
322
00:14:18,878 --> 00:14:21,300
Hey, hey.
323
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:24,393
I can't imagine this place
without you.
324
00:14:24,887 --> 00:14:26,972
Can you?
325
00:14:27,046 --> 00:14:30,000
That's so nice.
326
00:14:32,877 --> 00:14:34,772
Well, um...
327
00:14:34,837 --> 00:14:36,403
I guess we should
go tell the troops.
328
00:14:36,477 --> 00:14:40,332
Yeah, when I'm ready, Mike.
329
00:14:40,408 --> 00:14:41,673
Okay, let's do it.
330
00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:49,021
Hey. Hi, hello.
331
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:51,792
Everybody, I have
some good news.
332
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,522
And I have
some bad news.
333
00:14:53,596 --> 00:14:58,122
I am being replaced
as your leader by Dwight.
334
00:14:58,168 --> 00:14:59,182
You're kidding.
335
00:14:59,226 --> 00:15:01,292
You might think
that I am kidding
336
00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:03,061
and I understand that.
337
00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:04,870
Congratulations, Dwight.
338
00:15:04,926 --> 00:15:06,260
Thank you, Angela.
339
00:15:06,336 --> 00:15:08,463
But why Dwight?
340
00:15:08,515 --> 00:15:12,563
Because Dwight never lies.
341
00:15:12,598 --> 00:15:14,681
How does that qualify him
to run a branch?
342
00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:16,313
Because that's all it takes.
343
00:15:16,385 --> 00:15:18,392
Okay, Dwight,
would you like to
344
00:15:18,427 --> 00:15:21,882
say a few words
to everybody about loyalty?
345
00:15:21,957 --> 00:15:23,292
Thank you, Michael.
346
00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:25,351
I just wanna say
to the few of you
347
00:15:25,398 --> 00:15:27,380
who will remain
under my employ,
348
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:30,202
that I intend to lead you
into the black
349
00:15:30,248 --> 00:15:31,713
with ferocity.
350
00:15:31,745 --> 00:15:33,962
Michael, what will you do?
351
00:15:33,998 --> 00:15:34,583
Oh, I'll be fine.
352
00:15:34,645 --> 00:15:36,143
Do you have any savings?
353
00:15:36,217 --> 00:15:37,583
No, no, I don't.
354
00:15:37,648 --> 00:15:39,513
Michael, you might
lose your condo.
355
00:15:39,545 --> 00:15:40,943
I won't.
356
00:15:40,966 --> 00:15:41,630
I won't.
357
00:15:41,665 --> 00:15:43,511
I have this
little vacuum cleaner
358
00:15:43,547 --> 00:15:44,412
that's broken.
359
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,000
If Dwight doesn't
work out,
360
00:15:46,037 --> 00:15:47,520
maybe that could be manager.
361
00:15:48,186 --> 00:15:49,610
Maybe I'll quit.
362
00:15:49,836 --> 00:15:51,241
It's really happening.
363
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:55,040
Yes.
364
00:15:55,116 --> 00:15:57,713
We can
make a difference here.
365
00:15:57,778 --> 00:16:01,941
I will make
a difference here.
366
00:16:02,015 --> 00:16:03,240
You alone?
367
00:16:03,285 --> 00:16:04,841
'Cause I thought together...
368
00:16:04,887 --> 00:16:06,412
Oh, please,
don't be naive.
369
00:16:08,715 --> 00:16:11,770
You can be in charge
of the women.
370
00:16:18,876 --> 00:16:21,340
Look how cute he is.
371
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,612
And he's trying to shoot
with a smoke grenade.
372
00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:25,802
I'm sorry, what are you
whispering back there?
373
00:16:25,847 --> 00:16:27,932
Nothing, just concentrate
on turning around.
374
00:16:27,967 --> 00:16:28,710
I'm trying.
375
00:16:28,775 --> 00:16:29,571
I just...
376
00:16:29,607 --> 00:16:31,190
Just tap S then D.
377
00:16:32,048 --> 00:16:32,642
Oh.
378
00:16:32,718 --> 00:16:35,581
Any last words? No?
What?
379
00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:40,283
Wow.
380
00:16:43,246 --> 00:16:45,312
Psychopath.
381
00:16:50,817 --> 00:16:52,432
What?
382
00:16:52,465 --> 00:16:54,671
I'm just looking.
383
00:16:54,725 --> 00:16:56,410
Please go back
to your desk.
384
00:16:56,477 --> 00:16:58,511
In a minute.
385
00:17:01,678 --> 00:17:04,073
Well, I remember why I dress
the way I do at work.
386
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,113
But I'm gonna
keep the clothes.
387
00:17:06,185 --> 00:17:07,410
I mean, it'll just be cool
388
00:17:07,475 --> 00:17:10,872
to have some after work clothes
other than pajamas.
389
00:17:17,017 --> 00:17:20,343
Well, I guess it's time...
390
00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:23,041
that I turn over the keys
391
00:17:23,117 --> 00:17:24,813
to the famous Sebring.
392
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,750
No, thank you.
393
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:27,773
It's a corporate lease,
Dwight.
394
00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:28,911
You've earned it.
395
00:17:28,975 --> 00:17:30,472
No, thanks.
What?
396
00:17:30,548 --> 00:17:32,672
Not my style.
397
00:17:34,877 --> 00:17:36,142
But you said
you liked it.
398
00:17:36,176 --> 00:17:37,403
You've always admired it.
399
00:17:38,035 --> 00:17:39,073
That was before.
400
00:17:39,115 --> 00:17:40,242
I'm thinking about
getting something German.
401
00:17:40,288 --> 00:17:41,742
Something with
decent gas mileage.
402
00:17:41,818 --> 00:17:42,683
Plus the convertible
403
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:45,952
is a ridiculous choice
for this climate.
404
00:17:47,116 --> 00:17:48,510
Take it back.
405
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,013
No.
406
00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:56,440
That's my car.
407
00:17:59,877 --> 00:18:01,681
What did you--
That's my car!
408
00:18:02,576 --> 00:18:03,143
Yes.
409
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,832
I know, Dwight.
I know.
410
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:07,023
I know. I know.
411
00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:08,180
You know what?
412
00:18:08,245 --> 00:18:11,092
Jan called me
about your little meeting!
413
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:12,042
No.
414
00:18:12,117 --> 00:18:14,840
I know what you did.
415
00:18:14,915 --> 00:18:16,812
I made the whole thing up,
Dwight.
416
00:18:16,848 --> 00:18:18,701
The Sebring's cool.
Oh, do you?
417
00:18:18,747 --> 00:18:19,902
Do you like the Sebring?
418
00:18:19,947 --> 00:18:20,672
How dare you!
419
00:18:20,715 --> 00:18:22,740
How dare you, Dwight?
420
00:18:22,815 --> 00:18:25,203
Don't fire me.
Please.
421
00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:27,231
Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't fire you
422
00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:28,073
right here on the spot.
423
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,873
I have excellent
sales numbers!
424
00:18:29,946 --> 00:18:31,511
Not good enough!
425
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:32,893
I'll do anything!
426
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:33,921
Anything!
427
00:18:33,956 --> 00:18:35,573
I'll do your laundry
for a month!
428
00:18:35,608 --> 00:18:39,043
For a year! Michael!
I have a laundry machine.
429
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:42,143
I'm sorry.
I'll do anything.
430
00:18:42,218 --> 00:18:43,870
Please.
431
00:18:43,947 --> 00:18:45,872
Please.
432
00:18:45,948 --> 00:18:48,920
I don't know if I can trust you anymore.
You can't. You can't.
433
00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:50,983
But I promise I'll never
betray you again.
434
00:18:51,017 --> 00:18:52,993
What can I do, Michael?
435
00:18:53,018 --> 00:18:55,070
What can I do?
436
00:18:55,148 --> 00:18:57,873
What can I do?
437
00:18:57,947 --> 00:19:00,071
What can I do?
438
00:19:00,145 --> 00:19:02,472
What can I do?
439
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,813
You can get up.
440
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,640
Get up.
441
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:15,143
And you can
hug it out, bitch.
442
00:19:23,808 --> 00:19:25,871
Hug it out, bitch.
443
00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:27,643
That is what men
say to each other
444
00:19:27,715 --> 00:19:29,032
after a fight.
445
00:19:29,078 --> 00:19:30,181
They hug it out.
446
00:19:30,225 --> 00:19:32,080
And in doing so,
447
00:19:32,117 --> 00:19:33,942
they just let it go.
448
00:19:34,018 --> 00:19:35,810
And walk away.
449
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,643
Then they're done.
450
00:19:37,697 --> 00:19:41,353
Not a good idea to say that
to a woman, however...
451
00:19:41,408 --> 00:19:43,242
I have found.
452
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,073
Doesn't translate.
453
00:20:17,025 --> 00:20:20,761
Yep, we huged it out.
454
00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:24,361
But, it turns out I was a little hangry.
455
00:20:24,485 --> 00:20:28,802
So I felt I needed to punish
him jusl a little bit more.
456
00:20:29,597 --> 00:20:32,920
And I make him do my laundry for a year.
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