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Welcome to
Divorce Support Circle.
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STEVE: So your best friend
stole your husband,
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and now they're both
living in your house.
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- [screams]
- ALL: To revenge!
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Has the solicitor not told you?
I'm going for sole custody.
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MALCOM:
She's turned my kid against me.
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RITA: If Bex is willing
to lie and cheat at work,
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how can she
be trusted as a parent?
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WOMAN: That woman
you were with earlier,
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might have been
just a teeny bit jealous.
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Those exam papers are still
in your bag, aren't they?
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RACHEL: That's Calum's Bex!
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Charlie's leaving his wife.
He got headhunted last week.
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Barcelona.
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[electric buzzing]
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[Rachel sighing]
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[dramatic music playing]
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[Rachel sighs]
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[door buzzing]
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[water bubbling]
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To your knowledge,
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were there any drugs
being taken at the party?
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- Not to my knowledge.
- Any violence?
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Not to my knowledge.
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How would you describe
your marriage?
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[tense music playing]
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Mrs. Jackson?
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[theme music playing]
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[camera buzzing]
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I'd like to invite you all
to share a secret.
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Something you've never told
anyone else in the world.
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To be utterly truthful...
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and authentic.
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Now, hold on before you punch
me in the face and run to the
door.
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Hear me out, okay?
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Because I'm going
to let you hide the truth
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alongside two untruths.
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So you get the experience
of being authentic,
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but without the risk.
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You split up into pairs,
and it's an exercise
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Malcolm likes to call
The Underlying Truth.
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[Malcolm chuckles]
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It's time to hide the truth.
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I was once on a reality show.
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They cut me out in the edit.
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[whimsical music playing]
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Um...
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I'm not actually divorced.
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Although I'd like to be.
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I'm just too scared to tell
Jack
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I don't want to be
married to him anymore.
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And now to think of the truth.
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RITA: If I told you
my real truth, I'd have to--
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Eh?
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Sometimes I feel like nobody
listens to anything I say.
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CALUM: Don't be daft.
I'm listening, all right?
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This is me listening.
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Okay?
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So how about a couple of lies?
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Why did you think
that one was a truth?
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I don't.
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[Calum laughs]
Of course I don't.
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I mean-- No, go again.
I'm listening.
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I'm listening. Go ahead.
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[Rita sighs]
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One...
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my parents prefer my ex to me.
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She runs their kitchen.
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Two,
if I told them to fire her...
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I don't think they would.
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And three...
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they think she's
a better daughter
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than I'll ever be a son.
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STEVE: Mate.
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I think
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they're all the same thing,
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which makes that all true.
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I'm not very good at lying.
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STEVE: Right.
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Listen, Tej.
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You can't take this lying down.
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You've got to take what's yours
by right of conquest.
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You've got to
storm the barricades,
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vanquish the enemy,
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and don't rest
till she's in your arms.
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That's good.
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- Is that what you'd do?
- Absolutely.
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Are you still
living in a caravan
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in front of the garden?
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STEVE: I've got it.
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[somber music playing]
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You-- you forgot your bottle.
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Oh, thank you, Rita.
[laughs] Mr. Forgetful.
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Good session today. Really...
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interesting.
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I'm glad to hear it.
See you next time.
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Next time.
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Calum.
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You do the honors.
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Be my pleasure. [sighs]
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And the Oscar goes to...
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Rachel.
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What?
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What? No!
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What's my name doing in there?
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You've as much right to revenge
as the rest of us.
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No, I don't need a turn.
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Look, Jack and I, we took a
leaf out of Gwyneth's teapot
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and we consciously uncoupled.
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So why are you here?
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Because you have
to unpack the suitcase
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before you can pack it again.
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Look,
can you just give me these?
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Right.
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Okay, I'm gonna choose
a name of someone
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whose ex actually
deserves it, okay?
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Okay.
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- Rita.
- [exhales sharply]
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[Rachel sighs]
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CALUM: It's, um...
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Ian, isn't it?
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- Jim.
- Yeah, he's a barrister.
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- Musician.
- Oh.
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What would be a suitable
punishment for, uh...
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- Jim.
- Jim.
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Electrocute him on stage.
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Ooh, now...
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that is not outside
the realm of possibility.
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I was joking, for Christ's
sake.
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Oh, okay then. Rita, what would
you like to do?
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[somber music playing]
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I would like to wipe
the pity off everyone's faces.
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He's made a fool of himself.
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Going after a girl half his
age.
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Everyone looks at me
like I'm the pathetic one.
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I want him to feel...
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just an ounce...
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of what he's put me through.
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[Rachel sighs]
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That seems
slightly more plausible.
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And less homicidal.
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You see, electrocution
doesn't have to be fatal.
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- CALUM: Steve. - It's just
that it's an option.
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That's all I'm saying.
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We need to find a way
to humiliate him in public.
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He's a six-year-old man who
fancies himself a rock star.
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How hard could it be?
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[breathing shakily]
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[upbeat music
playing over radio]
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- [Rachel sighs]
- Rachel, wait.
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- No, I can't, I've got--
- Are you-- Wha--
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[engine revving]
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[heartfelt music playing]
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You want to get some ice cream?
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No, thanks.
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Listen, I'm-- I'm really sorry
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about what happened with Bex,
but I'm fully done with her
now.
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Oh, that's great.
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I'm really,
really happy for you.
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Em, I'm sorry.
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Em.
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[birds chirping]
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[water splashing]
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Oi, where are you going?
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Whoo.
That's quite a statement piece.
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What exactly is that saying?
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Help? [laughs]
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Come here.
I want to show you something.
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- Sit down. Look at this.
- [Rachel sighs]
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Down and up.
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- She's very pretty.
- Yeah, shh.
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WOMAN: Last round now. Whoo!
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When I'm done,
I like to rewake.
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- Rewake energy.
- Rewake energy. [chuckles]
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Rewake sales
tripled after that clip.
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- Nice.
- Yeah.
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I asked her if
she'd do my Broska launch.
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She said yes. [sniffles]
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Oh, she'd take it to the next
level.
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But I mean,
all the money's gone.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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I mean, all that hard work.
[scoffs]
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She'd make it all worthwhile.
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I'll talk to dad.
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I'm sure I can get him
to put more money in.
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[Jack chuckles]
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That's why I'm lucky
I've got you.
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You get me.
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Jeez, Bella, did you
put enough salt on these?
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Maybe a little too much.
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[indistinct].
I'm gonna have a heart attack.
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Still looking after
your old man.
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[Bella laughs]
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I hate Charlie.
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He says I'm gonna have
to learn bloody Spanish.
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Oi, language.
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Look.
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I'll let you into a secret.
You're not gonna need Spanish
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because I'm not gonna let
Charlie take you to Spain.
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I don't have to learn Spanish?
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I'd never let anyone
take you away from me.
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I don't have to learn Spanish.
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I've got an appointment
with a solicitor
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and he's going to make sure
you're not taken away from me.
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But it's our secret for now, okay?
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Top secret?
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The tip-top of Tipperary
Topest.
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The Mount Everest
of secrets, all right?
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- Now don't tell your mum.
- I won't.
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- Yeah.
- Gracias.
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- [indistinct].
- Oi!
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RACHEL: Okay, now mascara.
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This is a good one.
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What you want to do with this,
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you should put that
right at the base
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and then you give it a wiggle
and you go like that.
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Swoop.
That way you don't get clumps.
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Right, come here.
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Do you know what?
Your lashes are so nice.
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I don't think you need mascara.
[chuckles]
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Oh, hey, babe.
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We're just trying outfits on
for your launch.
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We want to look
our best for you.
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What do you think, Dad?
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She's a bit young for that.
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[tense music playing]
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So, what do you-- what do you
think of mine, then?
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You're wearing that
to the launch?
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Yeah, I thought you'd like
this.
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Yeah, it's a birthday.
Easier, folks.
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[scoffs] You could get
yourself a personal shopper
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or someone with a bit of style.
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I think she looks lovely.
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Yeah, well, fashion's never
really been your thing, has it?
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Uh...
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[heartfelt music playing]
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Oh. [laughs]
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Babe, it's all right. Come
here.
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Listen.
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You don't have to compete
with the pretty girls.
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Because they haven't got half
of what you've got.
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Inside. That's what matters.
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- Like your mum.
- [Rachel sighs deeply]
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Oh, here.
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Clean yourself up.
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- [Lula sobbing]
- [Jack laughs]
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[Jack sighing]
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Baby, baby, look at mummy.
Look at mummy.
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You are beautiful, Lula.
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So beautiful.
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Okay?
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Listen,
don't you ever let anyone,
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anyone tell you
any differently, okay?
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Good girl.
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Lula, darling.
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Can you give me
and Mummy a minute?
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[sighs] Thanks, darling.
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Okay.
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[dramatic music playing]
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Why are you
turning her against me?
261
00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:03,482
Jack, I wasn't. I wouldn't.
262
00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:05,655
JACK: Oh, I mean, don't I
do enough for this family?
263
00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,655
Yes, of course you do.
264
00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:09,482
- [vase shattering]
- Careful.
265
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,068
Then why is she treating me
like a monster?
266
00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:16,344
- She wasn't.
- She was. It hurts me.
267
00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:18,241
- [Rachel breathing shakily]
- Unless...
268
00:14:18,344 --> 00:14:19,448
[Rachel grunts]
269
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:24,241
Unless someone's been
putting ideas in her head.
270
00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:25,344
No.
271
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,241
- Look at me.
- [Rachel breathing shakily]
272
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,379
Rachel, look at me.
273
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,379
Sorry.
274
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000
[Jack laughs]
275
00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:53,000
[Jack sighs]
276
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,000
- [Rachel panting]
- [Jack sighing]
277
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,827
LULA: Wait, wait, wait.
He's coming.
278
00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:06,206
[Rachel breathing heavily]
279
00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:12,862
It's fine. It's fine.
280
00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:14,379
Go to your room.
Go to your room.
281
00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:19,000
[Rachel panting]
282
00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:34,793
[tense music playing]
283
00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:38,000
I can keep a secret.
284
00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:43,862
Even though Jack's always on
at me for running my big mouth.
285
00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:49,103
I told you,
I don't need to turn.
286
00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:01,965
[sighs, mutters]
287
00:16:02,068 --> 00:16:03,793
- Rachel.
- Oh, my God.
288
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,103
Emily, what are you doing here?
289
00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:06,413
I just wanted to check
you're all right.
290
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,551
- Yes, I'm fine.
- Are you all right?
291
00:16:08,655 --> 00:16:10,793
Yes, just get in the car.
292
00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:12,344
Get in.
293
00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:16,206
- Oh, my God.
- [engine rumbling]
294
00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:21,344
SERVER: All right,
there you go.
295
00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:23,586
Thanks.
296
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,241
You want to talk about it?
297
00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:36,862
- But if you just want to--
- No, there's...
298
00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:39,068
[inhales]
...there's nothing to say.
299
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,724
It's just...
300
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:42,241
it's just a shitty old day.
301
00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:47,551
[slurping]
302
00:16:47,655 --> 00:16:51,000
Yeah. Not bad. [sighs]
303
00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:53,034
I like it with the...
304
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:56,551
whipped cream and the little
mini marshmallows.
305
00:16:56,655 --> 00:16:57,827
Sprinkles and stuff.
306
00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,793
Do you...
307
00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:01,137
make it like that for the kids?
308
00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:03,275
Rachel...
309
00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:04,586
I know you're still married.
310
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,206
How-- how do you--
311
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,517
You don't have any war stories.
312
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,344
You're the unhappiest of us
all.
313
00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:16,275
And that's saying something.
[chuckles]
314
00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:18,551
[softly] Right.
315
00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:22,724
Do the others...
316
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:24,344
Just me.
317
00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:26,206
[softly] Okay.
318
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,724
[sighs]
319
00:17:29,896 --> 00:17:32,413
[tearfully] Oh, God.
320
00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:35,034
You must think I'm a nutter.
321
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,310
No. Just... [scoffs]
322
00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:40,448
...what are you doing
in a divorce therapy group?
323
00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:42,931
Fake it till you make it.
[chuckles bitterly]
324
00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:45,758
[somber music]
325
00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:47,241
[sobbing]
326
00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:51,172
Did he hurt you?
327
00:17:54,655 --> 00:17:55,862
[sobs]
328
00:18:00,931 --> 00:18:03,793
[sighs]
329
00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:07,620
You won't get it.
330
00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:15,413
He, um...
331
00:18:17,758 --> 00:18:19,000
He watches me.
332
00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:23,862
If I screw up,
he makes me feel guilty.
333
00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:28,965
If I don't magically know
334
00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:31,689
what he means, he gets annoyed.
335
00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:35,758
Oh, God, I sound ridiculous.
336
00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:39,344
But then he...
337
00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:42,000
he says he loves me.
338
00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,517
Gives me a hug.
339
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,241
Buys me sweet little presents.
340
00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:49,137
You know...
341
00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:52,413
Maybe it's me. Maybe I'm
just...
342
00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:54,344
Maybe I'm just
shit at relationships.
343
00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:01,551
"Why are you so thick?
344
00:19:02,931 --> 00:19:04,137
"Why are you so sensitive?
345
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,551
"Do you have to make that
noise?
346
00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:11,620
"Can I cover your face?"
347
00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:14,310
[sobbing]
348
00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:20,689
You know...
349
00:19:22,655 --> 00:19:24,000
You know, sometimes...
350
00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:29,551
sometimes I wish
he'd just hit me instead.
351
00:19:29,655 --> 00:19:30,862
Rachel...
352
00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:35,551
He thinks I'm nothing.
353
00:19:38,206 --> 00:19:39,448
Because I am nothing.
354
00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:41,517
Rachel, you are not nothing.
355
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,655
No, don't. Don't. Please.
356
00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:47,586
You are so lovely.
357
00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:49,896
[sobs]
358
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,896
Please don't be nice
to me because I swear
359
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,551
I'll never stop crying.
360
00:19:58,586 --> 00:20:00,000
I do get it.
361
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,172
Dan?
362
00:20:07,827 --> 00:20:08,827
My dad.
363
00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:16,275
I'm sorry.
364
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:21,413
What are you gonna do?
365
00:20:21,517 --> 00:20:22,862
[sighs, sniffles]
366
00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:24,620
Oh, I've...
367
00:20:26,103 --> 00:20:28,344
I've left him so many times.
368
00:20:29,758 --> 00:20:31,310
You know, I lie there by him.
369
00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:34,827
I tell his back
how much I hate him.
370
00:20:36,172 --> 00:20:37,310
How tomorrow...
371
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,965
I'm leaving him
and I'm never going back.
372
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:46,034
Then in the morning, I say,
"Oh, come on, Rach.
373
00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:47,379
"Today will be different."
374
00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:53,137
Only now it is different.
375
00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:58,517
He's starting on my daughter.
376
00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:02,103
[voice breaking] My baby.
377
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:06,620
[Rachel sniffles]
378
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,172
No.
379
00:21:11,206 --> 00:21:12,172
No more.
380
00:21:19,724 --> 00:21:20,827
So you lied to us?
381
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,000
- Don't start.
- But she did.
382
00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:24,379
To our faces.
383
00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:27,034
I-- I just...
384
00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:30,000
I just wanted a taste
of what it would feel like.
385
00:21:30,103 --> 00:21:31,689
To...
386
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,655
You know? To be free.
387
00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:35,413
That wasn't even what it was--
388
00:21:35,517 --> 00:21:38,206
Tej. Not another word.
From anyone.
389
00:21:40,172 --> 00:21:41,344
Go on, Rach.
390
00:21:45,827 --> 00:21:47,965
[inhales] Well, you know...
391
00:21:48,068 --> 00:21:49,241
Jack, he um...
392
00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:55,172
he acts like
he's this big success but...
393
00:21:55,275 --> 00:21:56,965
my dad, he's had
to bail him out of
394
00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:59,482
every single business
he's ever had.
395
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:02,862
He's got a new one
launching this week.
396
00:22:02,965 --> 00:22:05,241
Some exercise drink
with alcohol in it.
397
00:22:05,344 --> 00:22:06,379
- [Steve snorts]
- Yeah.
398
00:22:06,482 --> 00:22:08,689
It's just a lawsuit
waiting to happen.
399
00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:11,000
Yeah, he'll be on stage.
Camera's on him.
400
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,965
Well, if you want someone to
behave like a dick in public...
401
00:22:18,517 --> 00:22:20,482
- What's that?
- TEJ: It's anxiolytic.
402
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,413
I was gonna suggest
using it on Jim.
403
00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:26,517
I got it from my cousin.
He's a dentist.
404
00:22:28,689 --> 00:22:31,551
Well, no offense, mate, but...
405
00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:34,310
if we're gonna do this...
406
00:22:34,413 --> 00:22:35,586
I think we're gonna
need something
407
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,413
a little bit stronger
than laughing gas.
408
00:22:37,517 --> 00:22:40,827
No, no, no, hear me out. It's,
um-- they give it to patients
409
00:22:40,931 --> 00:22:42,137
who are phobic about the
dentist
410
00:22:42,241 --> 00:22:43,620
because it neutralizes anxiety,
411
00:22:43,724 --> 00:22:45,965
but it's a total disinhibitor.
412
00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:48,275
Half a bottle of this
and people can't help doing
413
00:22:48,379 --> 00:22:50,241
or saying whatever
it is they're feeling.
414
00:22:51,344 --> 00:22:52,551
My cousin and his friends,
415
00:22:52,655 --> 00:22:54,137
they give it to people
at staff parties
416
00:22:54,241 --> 00:22:56,413
and apparently they make
a right fool of themselves.
417
00:22:58,896 --> 00:23:00,620
Yeah, no.
418
00:23:00,724 --> 00:23:02,344
It's pretty immature, really.
419
00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:03,448
Spiking him...
420
00:23:04,586 --> 00:23:05,931
what if something goes wrong?
421
00:23:06,034 --> 00:23:07,965
- What if he's allergic?
- I'll stab him.
422
00:23:09,241 --> 00:23:11,344
With an EpiPen.
423
00:23:11,448 --> 00:23:15,137
I always carry one about with
me because Sue's allergic to
wasps.
424
00:23:15,241 --> 00:23:16,965
- Oh.
- STEVE: It's fine.
425
00:23:17,068 --> 00:23:20,103
I can make sure every
fitness mag attends the launch.
426
00:23:20,206 --> 00:23:22,448
[chuckles]
We'll ruin him in a night.
427
00:23:22,551 --> 00:23:24,275
Hang on, uh...
428
00:23:24,379 --> 00:23:26,896
Aren't we supposed
to be using this on my Jim?
429
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,379
Rita's right. It's her turn.
430
00:23:29,482 --> 00:23:32,034
And I'm sorry, Rach,
but that was the protocol.
431
00:23:32,137 --> 00:23:34,034
Yeah, and we'll get to her.
432
00:23:34,137 --> 00:23:35,137
I promise.
433
00:23:35,241 --> 00:23:37,241
But this needs doing and...
434
00:23:37,344 --> 00:23:39,896
there's a perfect opportunity
happening now, right, Rachel?
435
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,241
Um, well...
436
00:23:42,344 --> 00:23:44,344
[Calum sighs]
437
00:23:44,448 --> 00:23:46,068
Go on, then.
438
00:23:46,172 --> 00:23:48,413
Might as well strike
while the ex is hot.
439
00:23:48,517 --> 00:23:50,482
[chuckles] Game on.
440
00:23:53,034 --> 00:23:54,931
Right. [sighs]
441
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:56,034
BARTENDER:
There you go, love.
442
00:23:56,137 --> 00:23:57,517
- There you go.
- BARTENDER: Thank you.
443
00:23:58,827 --> 00:24:00,206
Can I have a word?
444
00:24:01,413 --> 00:24:02,413
Private.
445
00:24:03,896 --> 00:24:04,896
Oh, yeah.
446
00:24:06,068 --> 00:24:07,137
Okay.
447
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:15,241
You do know if this backfires,
he'll come at her swinging?
448
00:24:15,344 --> 00:24:16,586
Then, we'll make sure
it doesn't.
449
00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,103
It's not like
you're doing it for her.
450
00:24:20,344 --> 00:24:21,896
Oh, yeah?
Why am I doing it?
451
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,724
Because...
452
00:24:23,827 --> 00:24:24,862
I'll let you down.
453
00:24:26,344 --> 00:24:31,206
Might come as a surprise to
you, but you haven't crossed my
mind.
454
00:24:31,310 --> 00:24:33,896
[upbeat music playing]
455
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,206
I didn't say--
456
00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:36,310
No, no, don't!
457
00:24:36,413 --> 00:24:37,620
RACHEL: No, no, no!
458
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:42,793
- What?
- That's got anxiolytic in it.
459
00:24:42,896 --> 00:24:44,551
What? Why?
460
00:24:44,655 --> 00:24:47,793
We wanted to know if it smelt
or tasted any different.
461
00:24:47,896 --> 00:24:49,827
- Does it?
- Well, obviously bloody not,
462
00:24:49,931 --> 00:24:51,275
then I wouldn't have
drunk it!
463
00:24:51,379 --> 00:24:52,862
[atmospheric music]
464
00:24:52,965 --> 00:24:54,000
I don't believe this.
465
00:24:54,103 --> 00:24:56,448
- How long's it last?
- Uh, I don't know.
466
00:24:56,551 --> 00:24:57,724
- I'll time it.
- TEJ: Yeah.
467
00:24:57,827 --> 00:24:59,586
What do you mean
you don't know?
468
00:24:59,689 --> 00:25:01,413
We only put in a bit
to test it, so, uh...
469
00:25:01,517 --> 00:25:03,551
Oh, my God, I can't believe
this is happening.
470
00:25:03,655 --> 00:25:05,551
- This is a nightmare.
- Oh, I'd be raging.
471
00:25:05,655 --> 00:25:08,586
[sighs]
How long's it take to work?
472
00:25:08,689 --> 00:25:11,344
It blocks higher cortical brain
function and reduces
inhibition.
473
00:25:11,448 --> 00:25:12,896
- How long?
- I don't know!
474
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,586
- I don't know.
- Don't know very much, do you?
475
00:25:15,689 --> 00:25:17,103
Okay, calm down.
Calm down.
476
00:25:17,206 --> 00:25:18,896
Just wait it out.
You'll be fine.
477
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,413
[bell tolls]
478
00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:22,517
[chuckling]
479
00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:25,758
You're so angry with me.
480
00:25:25,862 --> 00:25:28,551
But really,
you're angry with yourself.
481
00:25:28,655 --> 00:25:29,620
CALUM:
I fucked up, all right?
482
00:25:29,724 --> 00:25:30,689
[laughs]
483
00:25:30,793 --> 00:25:31,931
CALUM:
Can you just forgive me?
484
00:25:32,034 --> 00:25:33,000
Calum? She's not herself.
485
00:25:33,103 --> 00:25:34,586
Planning on jumping
your bones tonight.
486
00:25:34,689 --> 00:25:37,068
That answers your question?
[laughs]
487
00:25:37,172 --> 00:25:39,310
- Definitely works, huh?
- Right, you.
488
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:40,482
- You leave her alone.
- Why?
489
00:25:41,689 --> 00:25:43,034
You're safe with us.
490
00:25:43,137 --> 00:25:45,551
[sighs] I love you, Rachel.
491
00:25:45,655 --> 00:25:47,620
Oh, I love you too, babe.
492
00:25:47,724 --> 00:25:49,172
- EMILY: Do you?
- Yes.
493
00:25:49,275 --> 00:25:51,793
EMILY:
That's so nice. [chuckles]
494
00:25:51,896 --> 00:25:53,241
I loved Dan...
495
00:25:56,068 --> 00:25:58,068
but he's marrying
Charlotte, so...
496
00:25:58,172 --> 00:25:59,517
What?
497
00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:01,379
Why didn't you say?
498
00:26:01,482 --> 00:26:03,206
So now, she's got everything.
499
00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:06,793
She'll be Mrs. Marshall.
500
00:26:06,896 --> 00:26:09,758
Oh, my God. [chuckles]
501
00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:11,172
She even stole my name.
502
00:26:13,896 --> 00:26:15,241
I feel like...
503
00:26:17,413 --> 00:26:18,862
I feel like
504
00:26:18,965 --> 00:26:22,310
a victim of identity fraud.
505
00:26:27,103 --> 00:26:28,068
I've lost...
506
00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:30,965
everything.
507
00:26:34,241 --> 00:26:36,000
Everything that makes me me.
508
00:26:37,448 --> 00:26:38,448
Emily, I'm...
509
00:26:40,896 --> 00:26:42,448
I'm so sorry.
510
00:26:42,551 --> 00:26:45,482
[sighs]
511
00:26:46,655 --> 00:26:48,517
- [glass shattering]
- [crowd cheering]
512
00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:49,896
[upbeat music]
513
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,172
I need to go.
514
00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:55,413
- [music stops]
- [groans]
515
00:26:56,931 --> 00:26:59,310
[somber music]
516
00:27:04,655 --> 00:27:06,896
Emily. Emily, wait. Wait.
517
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,103
Taking advantage of me
like that was really low.
518
00:27:09,206 --> 00:27:11,068
How else am I ever going to
know what you're thinking?
519
00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:15,172
Was I not clear when I said I
didn't want to sleep with you?
520
00:27:15,275 --> 00:27:18,172
Except that's exactly what you
were planning on doing.
521
00:27:18,275 --> 00:27:20,137
Yeah, well,
what I plan to do with you
522
00:27:20,241 --> 00:27:21,827
before I let you know
is none of your business.
523
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:24,344
I miss you.
524
00:27:27,793 --> 00:27:29,931
I'm nobody's second best,
Calum.
525
00:27:38,103 --> 00:27:40,551
[indistinct chatter over radio]
526
00:27:40,655 --> 00:27:42,724
SUE:
Sweetheart, I know.
527
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,517
MAN: You said he was
going to move out months ago.
528
00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:45,724
SUE:
He told me he was.
529
00:27:45,827 --> 00:27:47,103
MAN: He's there
when I come home.
530
00:27:47,206 --> 00:27:48,965
- He's there when I go to work.
- SUE: I understand.
531
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:50,724
I want him gone
as much as you do.
532
00:27:50,827 --> 00:27:52,551
I'll go speak to him, okay?
533
00:27:52,655 --> 00:27:54,448
- MAN: Now?
- SUE: Yeah, now.
534
00:27:54,551 --> 00:27:56,000
Will that make you happy?
535
00:28:01,827 --> 00:28:04,275
[tense music]
536
00:28:20,068 --> 00:28:21,344
[knocking on door]
537
00:28:21,448 --> 00:28:22,448
Come in.
538
00:28:27,413 --> 00:28:28,517
Hiya, love.
539
00:28:32,172 --> 00:28:35,413
- Um, there's something--
- No, I'm glad you popped by.
540
00:28:35,517 --> 00:28:39,034
Because I've been
meaning to tell you.
541
00:28:39,137 --> 00:28:41,413
I went to see a flat yesterday.
542
00:28:41,517 --> 00:28:44,206
And, um, you know, there's
quite a lot of applicants,
543
00:28:44,310 --> 00:28:47,379
but I'm hoping
they're going to choose me.
544
00:28:50,724 --> 00:28:52,344
- Oh, that's great.
- Yeah.
545
00:28:53,448 --> 00:28:54,620
I am pleased.
546
00:29:04,068 --> 00:29:07,862
Okay, well, um,
have a good evening.
547
00:29:07,965 --> 00:29:09,103
- All right.
- [woman chuckles awkwardly]
548
00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:11,137
Good night, love.
549
00:29:34,275 --> 00:29:35,241
[static crackles]
550
00:29:43,896 --> 00:29:46,724
SUE: Good news.
He's found a flat.
551
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:48,241
He's gonna be
out of our hair soon enough.
552
00:29:48,344 --> 00:29:50,068
Oh, thank God.
553
00:29:50,172 --> 00:29:51,827
- MAN: That makes me so happy.
- SUE: Thank God.
554
00:29:51,931 --> 00:29:53,275
I mean, he's harmless.
555
00:29:53,379 --> 00:29:56,275
Ah, shall we crack open
the boozy?
556
00:29:56,379 --> 00:29:57,862
[indistinct chatter]
557
00:29:57,965 --> 00:29:59,068
SUE: What are you doing?
558
00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:03,172
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
[moaning]
559
00:30:03,275 --> 00:30:05,000
[distorted laughter]
560
00:30:06,034 --> 00:30:08,413
Oh, I love it.
Thank you, my love.
561
00:30:09,448 --> 00:30:11,000
All right, fella. Stick
that right there, all right?
562
00:30:11,103 --> 00:30:12,482
Let's get the Broska
sticking out, all right?
563
00:30:12,586 --> 00:30:14,793
Mind your back, all right?
Bend your knees, mate.
564
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,862
Oh, you look gorgeous.
[smooches]
565
00:30:16,965 --> 00:30:17,965
Love it.
566
00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:19,379
You need
a bit of help, darling?
567
00:30:19,482 --> 00:30:21,655
Yeah, it's all right.
Ginger spice, I got it.
568
00:30:21,758 --> 00:30:25,000
Here we are. Let's get you
strapped in for the night, hey?
569
00:30:25,103 --> 00:30:28,034
Now, this is
how you tighten the straps.
570
00:30:28,137 --> 00:30:30,344
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Ooh.
571
00:30:30,448 --> 00:30:32,517
Sorry, babe. Sorry.
572
00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:34,241
You're a feisty one, aren't
you?
573
00:30:34,344 --> 00:30:35,344
Right, let's get the music on.
574
00:30:35,448 --> 00:30:37,379
Come on, we've got some dancers
ready to dance.
575
00:30:37,482 --> 00:30:39,000
Boys, light, money shot.
576
00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:41,758
[upbeat music]
577
00:30:45,517 --> 00:30:49,310
Yeah! [indistinct]
578
00:30:50,827 --> 00:30:52,482
No, not tonight.
I'm working.
579
00:30:52,586 --> 00:30:54,827
Nice to see your face.
Come on, ah.
580
00:30:54,931 --> 00:30:56,413
Man's Health, Runners World,
581
00:30:56,517 --> 00:30:58,034
Health Club Management
and Workout.
582
00:30:58,137 --> 00:30:59,517
- Can you believe it?
- Wow.
583
00:30:59,620 --> 00:31:02,275
Four out of top five fitness
meetings in the entire country.
584
00:31:02,379 --> 00:31:03,551
Babe.
585
00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:05,206
You know,
this time tomorrow morning,
586
00:31:05,310 --> 00:31:08,413
the whole world is going to be
talking about Jack Jackson.
587
00:31:08,517 --> 00:31:10,172
- Sick, sick.
- Hey!
588
00:31:10,275 --> 00:31:12,137
All right, bruv.
What you doin' mate?
589
00:31:12,241 --> 00:31:14,551
[indistinct chatter]
590
00:31:14,655 --> 00:31:18,310
โช
591
00:31:24,137 --> 00:31:26,206
STEVE OVER RADIO: Em, Tej,
target approaching.
592
00:31:26,310 --> 00:31:27,586
Good luck, Em.
593
00:31:27,689 --> 00:31:30,275
[Jack shouting indistinctly]
594
00:31:30,379 --> 00:31:32,896
You're right. We're shaking up
the protein industry.
595
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,793
STEVE OVER RADIO: All right,
Rita, stand by.
596
00:31:34,896 --> 00:31:36,310
- Hey, you.
- Hey, how you doing?
597
00:31:36,413 --> 00:31:38,689
- Broska for the Broska team?
- I can't, I'm working.
598
00:31:38,793 --> 00:31:40,965
STEVE OVER RADIO:
Rita, intervene.
599
00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:42,965
- I can't, I can't.
- Please could I have a selfie?
600
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,482
- For my social media.
- Yeah, of course.
601
00:31:44,586 --> 00:31:46,965
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take it.
Broska. [Jack laughing]
602
00:31:47,068 --> 00:31:48,517
How about
a little chug for the photo?
603
00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:51,482
I can't.
I'm not drinking.
604
00:31:51,586 --> 00:31:52,827
STEVE OVER RADIO:
Calum, bring it home.
605
00:31:52,931 --> 00:31:54,448
- Don't fuck it up.
- Oh, look. Who's this?
606
00:31:54,551 --> 00:31:55,827
That is an absolute belt
of a snap.
607
00:31:55,931 --> 00:31:57,172
Man's Health.
You don't mind, do you?
608
00:31:57,275 --> 00:31:58,379
Of course, yeah, of course.
609
00:31:58,482 --> 00:31:59,758
- All right, you ready?
- Yeah, please.
610
00:31:59,862 --> 00:32:02,103
Can I see the drink in your
hand and point the Broska to
me?
611
00:32:02,206 --> 00:32:04,103
Yeah, of course, we've got
to get the Broska in, mate.
612
00:32:04,206 --> 00:32:05,655
- I like your thinking.
- Good.
613
00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:08,379
- Let me see you down it.
- I can't, I'm not drinking.
614
00:32:08,482 --> 00:32:11,586
Ah, stop it. I can't.
No, not tonight.
615
00:32:11,689 --> 00:32:14,689
- Come on, just one time.
- Ah, stop it. Fucking hell.
616
00:32:14,793 --> 00:32:16,137
Go on, come on, Mr. Smoothie.
617
00:32:16,241 --> 00:32:18,758
- Chug it, chug it, chug it.
- All right, all right.
618
00:32:18,862 --> 00:32:20,931
[crowd cheering]
619
00:32:21,034 --> 00:32:22,172
[camera shutter clicks]
620
00:32:25,862 --> 00:32:27,000
[cheering]
621
00:32:28,482 --> 00:32:29,931
- Great outfit, mate. Thank
you. - Cheers, mate.
622
00:32:30,034 --> 00:32:31,551
Lovely to see you. Nice one.
623
00:32:31,655 --> 00:32:33,517
STEVE OVER RADIO: Well played,
boys and girls. Well played.
624
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:35,517
[Jack shouting indistinctly]
625
00:32:36,551 --> 00:32:38,275
STEVE OVER RADIO: All right,
gang, now we wait.
626
00:32:38,379 --> 00:32:43,241
โช
627
00:32:43,344 --> 00:32:46,034
[music distorts]
628
00:32:46,137 --> 00:32:47,862
[exhales sharply] Fuck.
629
00:32:47,965 --> 00:32:50,137
I'm at the launch of a new
energy drink with a twist.
630
00:32:50,241 --> 00:32:52,172
Here's its creator,
Jack Jackson.
631
00:32:52,275 --> 00:32:55,344
Mr. Smoothie himself.
Jack Jackson, everybody.
632
00:32:55,448 --> 00:32:57,689
[cheering]
633
00:32:57,793 --> 00:33:00,724
So, tell us,
what makes Broska so special?
634
00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:04,413
Well, basically,
we've packed it
635
00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:05,862
full of
industrial-grade alcohol.
636
00:33:05,965 --> 00:33:08,241
- [faint murmuring]
- [scattered laughter]
637
00:33:08,344 --> 00:33:10,137
[laughing]
638
00:33:10,241 --> 00:33:11,655
What am I saying?
639
00:33:11,758 --> 00:33:14,275
Looks like you've been
out of your own supply.
640
00:33:14,379 --> 00:33:16,310
I'm fine, I'm fine,
I've only had the one.
641
00:33:17,206 --> 00:33:18,482
What's come over me?
642
00:33:18,586 --> 00:33:20,586
[distorted noises]
643
00:33:22,517 --> 00:33:23,931
How you doing, darling?
You all right?
644
00:33:24,034 --> 00:33:26,344
- Yeah, I'm good.
- Look at you in them shorts.
645
00:33:26,448 --> 00:33:27,827
She doesn't need
much of the imagination, boys,
646
00:33:27,931 --> 00:33:29,034
- does she?
- Oh!
647
00:33:29,137 --> 00:33:30,413
Oy.
648
00:33:30,517 --> 00:33:31,862
Isn't she gorgeous?
649
00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,413
[Jack panting] It's all right.
650
00:33:35,517 --> 00:33:39,034
Jack, why did you
develop Broska?
651
00:33:39,137 --> 00:33:41,517
Um, well, that's an easy one.
652
00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:43,172
I wanted to make
some money, didn't I?
653
00:33:43,275 --> 00:33:45,172
RACHEL: Jack, Jack,
come on, babe.
654
00:33:45,275 --> 00:33:46,793
Jack, don't chuck this up, babe.
655
00:33:46,896 --> 00:33:49,275
Shit. Get off me!
656
00:33:49,379 --> 00:33:51,758
Just leave me alone,
you annoying bitch!
657
00:33:51,862 --> 00:33:54,275
Every time I try to do
anything, you're just bloody
there!
658
00:33:54,379 --> 00:33:55,965
- [crowd murmuring]
- [Jack panting]
659
00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:57,241
Jack.
660
00:34:01,931 --> 00:34:03,517
[exhales sharply] Shit.
661
00:34:04,655 --> 00:34:05,793
[clears his throat]
662
00:34:09,275 --> 00:34:10,586
Iron Crusher's blog.
663
00:34:11,689 --> 00:34:13,827
Do you think
it's socially responsible
664
00:34:13,931 --> 00:34:15,827
to put alcohol
in an exercise drink?
665
00:34:15,931 --> 00:34:19,068
Oh, who bloody cares, mate?
Who cares?
666
00:34:19,172 --> 00:34:21,689
I mean, you can't do
anything anymore, can you?
667
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:23,379
They're putting protein
in chocolate bars,
668
00:34:23,482 --> 00:34:25,137
saying they've built muscles.
669
00:34:25,241 --> 00:34:27,275
They're still full of sugar!
670
00:34:27,379 --> 00:34:28,655
You've got to stop
treating people
671
00:34:28,758 --> 00:34:30,172
like they're fucking idiots!
672
00:34:30,275 --> 00:34:31,965
[crowd exclaims]
673
00:34:32,068 --> 00:34:33,931
- Yeah, but isn't it also...
- Look, mate, mate,
674
00:34:34,034 --> 00:34:36,931
Broska is a cheeky little lift
675
00:34:37,034 --> 00:34:38,310
when you don't want
your missus to know
676
00:34:38,413 --> 00:34:39,931
you're having a fucking drink,
you know what I mean?
677
00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:41,655
[laughter]
678
00:34:41,758 --> 00:34:43,758
Here you go, bro,
have a Broska!
679
00:34:43,862 --> 00:34:45,655
MAN: Nice, that's what I need!
680
00:34:45,758 --> 00:34:47,896
You like that, mate?
I do too, mate!
681
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,689
That's a nice idea, right?
682
00:34:49,793 --> 00:34:51,172
What are you going to do
when your mate
683
00:34:51,275 --> 00:34:52,482
wants a cheeky little lift, eh?
684
00:34:52,586 --> 00:34:55,137
Here you go, bro!
Have a Broska!
685
00:34:55,241 --> 00:34:57,827
JACK: What about you lot?
Here you go, bro!
686
00:34:57,931 --> 00:34:59,586
CROWD: Have a Broska!
687
00:34:59,689 --> 00:35:02,620
JACK: Yeah.
Put the music back on, come on!
688
00:35:02,724 --> 00:35:05,827
Here you go, bro!
Have a Broska.
689
00:35:05,931 --> 00:35:07,793
Here you go, bro!
690
00:35:07,896 --> 00:35:09,068
CROWD: Have a Broska!
691
00:35:09,172 --> 00:35:10,758
[all cheering]
692
00:35:11,827 --> 00:35:13,517
[crowd chanting] Have a Broska!
693
00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:17,172
Here you go, bro!
Have a Broska!
694
00:35:17,275 --> 00:35:20,172
Here you go, bro!
Have a Broska!
695
00:35:26,103 --> 00:35:29,551
He's had three offers
for international distribution.
696
00:35:29,655 --> 00:35:31,758
I mean, Men's Health
made a swift exit,
697
00:35:31,862 --> 00:35:35,758
but Loaded and FHM
want to bloody interview him.
698
00:35:35,862 --> 00:35:38,344
We've made him a success
for fuck's sake.
699
00:35:38,448 --> 00:35:40,241
And now,
everyone's coming back to ours.
700
00:35:42,034 --> 00:35:43,068
[Rachel scoffs]
701
00:35:45,448 --> 00:35:46,827
Oh, God.
702
00:35:51,724 --> 00:35:53,482
[people cheering, chattering]
703
00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:56,413
Hi guys,
I'm at the Broska afterparty.
704
00:35:56,517 --> 00:35:59,448
[people cheering]
705
00:35:59,551 --> 00:36:02,586
Let's fucking have it!
[laughing]
706
00:36:02,689 --> 00:36:05,172
[loud cheering]
707
00:36:07,620 --> 00:36:09,172
JACK: Who wants champagne?
708
00:36:09,275 --> 00:36:11,344
We're not done yet,
but soon, I promise.
709
00:36:12,310 --> 00:36:15,034
Babe, babe, we're all out.
Sort us out, yeah?
710
00:36:15,137 --> 00:36:19,482
Ah, Joshy! [laughs] Joshy!
711
00:36:19,586 --> 00:36:21,517
How you doing, love?
You all right?
712
00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:24,689
Oi, oi, give me four Broskas.
713
00:36:24,793 --> 00:36:26,241
Someone's been drinking.
714
00:36:26,344 --> 00:36:28,103
[indistinct shouting]
715
00:36:31,551 --> 00:36:32,862
Grab him. Get him, get him.
716
00:36:32,965 --> 00:36:34,620
One more, one more,
mate, come on!
717
00:36:38,413 --> 00:36:39,482
[Rachel sighs]
718
00:36:40,862 --> 00:36:41,896
[exhales sharply]
719
00:36:46,931 --> 00:36:48,862
[sighs and sniffles]
720
00:36:53,655 --> 00:36:54,758
[sniffles]
721
00:37:01,379 --> 00:37:04,793
[sighing]
722
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,413
[screaming]
723
00:37:11,689 --> 00:37:13,448
[sobbing]
724
00:37:19,931 --> 00:37:21,655
How much did you give him?
He's off his face.
725
00:37:21,758 --> 00:37:22,827
I don't think
it's the anxiolytic.
726
00:37:22,931 --> 00:37:23,965
He's been drinking like a fish.
727
00:37:24,068 --> 00:37:26,793
I need water. Mate, water.
728
00:37:29,517 --> 00:37:30,931
Hey, don't push her!
729
00:37:34,379 --> 00:37:36,793
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, fuck.
730
00:37:36,896 --> 00:37:40,137
[Jack gags and panting]
731
00:37:40,241 --> 00:37:41,448
Oh, shit.
732
00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:44,000
Put your phones away!
733
00:37:45,068 --> 00:37:46,758
- [Jack panting]
- [people laughing]
734
00:37:49,896 --> 00:37:52,241
- Oh, my God. - I'm gonna need
a bigger towel.
735
00:37:52,344 --> 00:37:53,655
It stinks.
736
00:37:54,931 --> 00:37:57,103
Rachel? Where the fuck are you?
737
00:37:57,206 --> 00:37:59,448
[panting]
738
00:38:00,827 --> 00:38:02,551
Oh, fuck.
739
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,965
Are we seriously letting him
get away scott-free?
740
00:38:05,068 --> 00:38:06,896
What were we supposed to do?
The plan didn't work.
741
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
No, but we can't just
wave the white flag
742
00:38:09,103 --> 00:38:12,034
and close down a club just
because one mission failed.
743
00:38:12,137 --> 00:38:14,103
- Did our best, Steve.
- STEVE: No.
744
00:38:14,206 --> 00:38:15,827
We all did our best for you.
745
00:38:15,931 --> 00:38:18,310
- Steve, let it go.
- Just like we did for you.
746
00:38:18,413 --> 00:38:20,103
I haven't had my turn yet.
747
00:38:23,275 --> 00:38:25,034
I'm stuck in a caravan.
748
00:38:26,689 --> 00:38:28,068
With nothing and nobody.
749
00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:32,620
I want my revenge.
750
00:38:32,724 --> 00:38:34,689
That prick's muscled in
on my wife.
751
00:38:34,793 --> 00:38:36,103
I want him out of her life.
752
00:38:36,206 --> 00:38:38,655
And I'm gonna need
all of you for that.
753
00:38:43,206 --> 00:38:45,482
It took all of us
to spike Rachel's fella.
754
00:38:45,586 --> 00:38:46,793
Oh, I fucking knew it.
755
00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:48,827
Fuckin' fuck.
756
00:38:50,137 --> 00:38:52,862
I knew it.
It's making sense now.
757
00:38:52,965 --> 00:38:54,862
One of you lot
put something in my drink.
758
00:38:56,379 --> 00:38:58,896
Of course.
759
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,103
The feisty bitch
who poured it for me.
760
00:39:01,206 --> 00:39:03,413
Oh, don't talk to her
like that.
761
00:39:03,517 --> 00:39:07,793
Oh, look who it is.
Men's Health. Photographer.
762
00:39:07,896 --> 00:39:10,448
Security. The fan.
763
00:39:10,551 --> 00:39:12,068
Did you get
your little selfie, did ya?
764
00:39:12,172 --> 00:39:14,137
Eh? And you, mate?
765
00:39:15,448 --> 00:39:17,344
I don't know
who the fuck you are, mate.
766
00:39:17,448 --> 00:39:19,620
[Jack panting]
767
00:39:19,724 --> 00:39:20,931
Was this your little scheme,
was it?
768
00:39:21,034 --> 00:39:23,551
Oy, was it?
You put my missus up in this.
769
00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:24,793
You could've killed me,
you fucking psycho.
770
00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:27,000
- All right, back off, mate.
- [Emily screams]
771
00:39:28,482 --> 00:39:31,034
- Fuck it.
- [Steve screaming]
772
00:39:33,931 --> 00:39:35,275
[Calum groans] Fuck.
773
00:39:39,137 --> 00:39:41,000
That's enough!
774
00:39:41,103 --> 00:39:42,172
Fuck.
775
00:39:42,275 --> 00:39:45,344
I want a word
with my husband. Now.
776
00:39:48,034 --> 00:39:49,724
- Prick.
- [Jack grunts]
777
00:39:51,724 --> 00:39:53,965
[distant chatter and laughter]
778
00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:04,862
[sighs]
779
00:40:04,965 --> 00:40:06,034
I want a divorce.
780
00:40:07,137 --> 00:40:08,275
[laughing]
781
00:40:10,413 --> 00:40:11,724
I mean it, Jack. I'm done.
782
00:40:13,896 --> 00:40:16,000
Don't worry, I'll speak to Dad.
You'll get a payout.
783
00:40:17,724 --> 00:40:19,068
I mean, let's face it.
784
00:40:21,517 --> 00:40:23,931
You're not really in a position
to ask for anything, are ya?
785
00:40:27,034 --> 00:40:28,448
I report what you've done
to the police,
786
00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:29,931
you go to fucking
prison, darling.
787
00:40:33,206 --> 00:40:34,379
You lose everything.
788
00:40:35,758 --> 00:40:36,793
Your house.
789
00:40:38,413 --> 00:40:39,965
- Kids.
- You won't get the kids, Jack.
790
00:40:40,068 --> 00:40:41,724
I'm their mother.
791
00:40:41,827 --> 00:40:43,724
The house isn't mine to give,
you know that.
792
00:40:43,827 --> 00:40:45,344
Well, you're gonna have to
give me everything I want.
793
00:40:47,137 --> 00:40:48,793
I'm coming for it all, sweetheart.
794
00:40:51,827 --> 00:40:53,137
I've certainly earned it.
795
00:40:56,793 --> 00:41:00,655
You can undermine me.
Intimidate me.
796
00:41:00,758 --> 00:41:02,448
Bully me. Threaten me.
797
00:41:02,551 --> 00:41:04,241
You can do
whatever you want to me.
798
00:41:06,034 --> 00:41:07,482
But you will never...
799
00:41:08,965 --> 00:41:10,551
ever...
800
00:41:10,655 --> 00:41:13,172
tell our lovely...
801
00:41:13,275 --> 00:41:16,000
Innocent, sweet...
802
00:41:17,137 --> 00:41:19,655
perfect daughter...
803
00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:24,241
that she's not beautiful.
804
00:41:24,344 --> 00:41:25,896
Ever again.
805
00:41:27,206 --> 00:41:30,448
Now, do you understand me?
806
00:41:31,793 --> 00:41:33,000
[chuckles]
807
00:41:35,965 --> 00:41:37,896
How you gonna stop me
from inside, eh?
808
00:41:42,724 --> 00:41:44,413
I'll kill him.
809
00:41:48,241 --> 00:41:49,689
[door slams]
810
00:41:49,793 --> 00:41:53,413
[sighing deeply]
811
00:41:58,896 --> 00:42:01,448
- I'm gonna fucking kill him.
- Well, there's a queue.
812
00:42:01,551 --> 00:42:03,655
I mean, that's ADH
at the very least, mate.
813
00:42:03,758 --> 00:42:04,931
You should call the police.
814
00:42:05,034 --> 00:42:07,034
They'll want a blood test.
That's a terrible idea.
815
00:42:08,724 --> 00:42:09,965
What happened? Are you okay?
816
00:42:10,068 --> 00:42:14,034
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Steve, it's fine, honestly.
817
00:42:15,413 --> 00:42:17,241
I've told him
I want a divorce.
818
00:42:18,379 --> 00:42:21,103
He said he's gonna
fight me all the way.
819
00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,724
He's gonna call the police.
820
00:42:22,827 --> 00:42:24,689
I'm gonna go to prison.
He's gonna get everything.
821
00:42:24,793 --> 00:42:25,862
But he's not.
822
00:42:26,931 --> 00:42:30,379
He's not. I'm gonna fight him
all the way.
823
00:42:30,482 --> 00:42:32,206
I'm gonna get
rid of him forever.
824
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,379
Do you know what I say?
I say, "Bring it on."
825
00:42:36,482 --> 00:42:39,172
It's scary, but I'm ready.
826
00:42:41,551 --> 00:42:43,000
Phew.
827
00:42:45,689 --> 00:42:46,862
Guys, this is good.
828
00:42:47,862 --> 00:42:49,758
It's good. Steve, it's good.
829
00:43:04,689 --> 00:43:06,000
Right, are we going?
830
00:43:06,103 --> 00:43:07,724
Yeah, Uber's two minutes away.
831
00:43:07,827 --> 00:43:09,344
- Where are the others?
- I haven't seen them.
832
00:43:10,448 --> 00:43:13,758
- Ta-da.
- Oh. I love that.
833
00:43:13,862 --> 00:43:16,344
- I hate that.
- Where'd you get it?
834
00:43:16,448 --> 00:43:18,413
Well, he threw up on my shirt,
so I nicked one of his.
835
00:43:18,517 --> 00:43:19,758
Suits you.
836
00:43:19,862 --> 00:43:21,482
TEJ: I couldn't find Rachel
to say goodbye.
837
00:43:21,586 --> 00:43:22,655
Where are the others?
838
00:43:22,758 --> 00:43:24,551
Shitting in Jack's bed, I hope.
839
00:43:24,655 --> 00:43:26,413
- [car honking]
- RITA: Oh, nice. At last.
840
00:43:26,517 --> 00:43:27,862
Give him a shout, Steve.
841
00:43:28,758 --> 00:43:30,172
- TEJ: See you, Steve.
- RITA: Bye, Tej.
842
00:43:42,724 --> 00:43:44,448
What are you doing here?
843
00:43:44,551 --> 00:43:45,896
Prep for next week.
844
00:43:48,758 --> 00:43:50,551
You know, I shouldn't have to
come home to find you here,
845
00:43:50,655 --> 00:43:51,758
especially when I'm not...
846
00:43:54,448 --> 00:43:56,000
when I'm not prepared for it.
847
00:43:57,137 --> 00:43:58,310
I do work here.
848
00:43:59,379 --> 00:44:01,241
You say that
like I'm in the wrong.
849
00:44:02,551 --> 00:44:03,931
But it's not right
for you to divorce me
850
00:44:04,034 --> 00:44:05,034
and stay married
to my family.
851
00:44:05,689 --> 00:44:06,724
What's gotten into you?
852
00:44:06,827 --> 00:44:08,448
I'm tired
of being gaslit by you.
853
00:44:09,758 --> 00:44:13,172
Pretending that this is normal
when, when it's not.
854
00:44:17,758 --> 00:44:18,862
I want you gone.
855
00:44:18,965 --> 00:44:21,068
[tense music playing]
856
00:44:21,172 --> 00:44:22,137
[sighs]
857
00:44:36,793 --> 00:44:37,931
What you did back there?
858
00:44:38,034 --> 00:44:39,620
You mean when I spilled
my actual blood for you?
859
00:44:39,724 --> 00:44:40,827
Yeah, that.
860
00:44:40,931 --> 00:44:42,241
I just want you to know that
861
00:44:42,344 --> 00:44:44,000
- that was really stupid.
- [Calum chuckles]
862
00:44:44,103 --> 00:44:45,413
As long as you appreciate it.
863
00:44:45,517 --> 00:44:47,551
[soft piano music]
864
00:45:02,379 --> 00:45:03,482
[sighs]
865
00:45:14,413 --> 00:45:17,034
[ominous music playing]
866
00:45:21,551 --> 00:45:24,896
Mrs. Jackson,
to your knowledge,
867
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,931
were there any drugs
being taken at the party?
868
00:45:27,034 --> 00:45:28,344
Not to my knowledge.
869
00:45:28,448 --> 00:45:30,413
- Any violence?
- Not to my knowledge.
870
00:45:32,862 --> 00:45:34,275
How would you describe
your marriage?
871
00:45:34,379 --> 00:45:38,827
โช
872
00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:41,827
Happy.
873
00:45:41,931 --> 00:45:46,068
โช
874
00:46:02,034 --> 00:46:03,137
[sighs]
875
00:46:05,413 --> 00:46:07,413
In your statement,
you said when you found Jack,
876
00:46:07,517 --> 00:46:09,827
you jumped straight into
the pool to try and save him.
877
00:46:11,103 --> 00:46:12,103
Is that correct?
878
00:46:14,344 --> 00:46:15,344
Yes.
879
00:46:15,448 --> 00:46:19,000
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