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Hey!

What are you looking at?

Dear God.

Dear God.

You're killing me! I swear, I just can't!

I'm suffocating, I swear!

Everyone in the line was staring at me.

No, that wasn't the challenge.

We agreed you'd record yourself
at the supermarket.

We're never doing these challenges again.
Are you okay with this?

Your dad embarrassing himself
and almost suffocating?

It's not right.

- No way.
- That challenge...

You didn't do the challenge.
The deal's off.

- I'll call you back later, sweetie. Bye.
- No, don't hang up!

- I'll be right back.
- Stay with me.

- I won't be long.
- Hello? I--

- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

- Why weren't you picking up?
- I'm almost home, sweetie.

- I'll be with you in a few minutes.
- No! Stay with me!

I'm on my way.

Abu Ateq? What was that?
If I knew it was you...

I swear,
I thought it was that lousy thief!

If you borrow money from Abu Ateq
and don't pay it back, what happens?

Guys, you're blowing this
out of proportion.

Besides, what's there to worry about?

Who said Abu Ateq ever worries?

- I never worry, Sattam.
- I know you don't.

But I swear, in business,
there are always gains and losses.

I never lose, Sattam.

I'm a man you owe money to.

If you don't pay me back willingly,
I can take it by force.

Ten days from now, I want my money.

Take it easy. Give me a month.

- I'll give you 50 grand--
- What am I going to do with 50?

- I want it all. 250,000! Okay?
- Wait!

It isn't enough time. I swear.

- With 50,000--
- No one told you to mortgage your house.

I can get the rest--

Get out!

THE FAKENAPPING

- Hello!
- Why did you take off the mask?

I'll go with you to the supermarket
so I can see you wearing it.

Let's do it tomorrow, sweetie.
I'm worn out from work.

I can't right now.

What a beautiful, artistic drawing!
You're a real artist!

You should paint the entire neighborhood.

Why are your clothes all dirty?

Did you walk home?

No, sweetie, I didn't.
Let's talk about your beautiful drawing.

You should paint the entire neighborhood.

Let's decorate the entire house
with flowers.

My whole life
Is about patience and endurance

While others are leading the happy life

Hello, Your Highness.

An hour just to fetch me some cilantro?

What's that piece of junk?

- This?
- Yeah.

A fryer.

I know that. Where did you get it?

From my sister.

But you're the eldest.
How could you take something from her?

What's hers is mine.

- More?
- Just a bit.

Here you go.

- The jinns are coming.
- God forbid.

This electricity's a mess.

That's the second time this month.

They did notify me
saying they'd cut it off today.

Still, that's twice this month.

Even the neighbors said the same.

Grandma, put out the candles.
I want to hear the jinns.

You have school tomorrow.

Eat your dinner and go to bed.
We're all going to bed.

- Dad.
- Yeah?

Let me know if you see the jinns, okay?

Jinns can't be seen, sweetie.

If you hear them, tell me.

Sure. Now, give me a kiss.

- Say a prayer before bed.
- Okay.

This electricity's a mess.

Today they said
the electrical box smelled.

Like burning.

They called the company
so that they could come

and fix the door of the electrical box,
the kids that...

So... the power company is to blame?

Or your carefree outlook on life?

Life is simple, dear.

Life is simple when it's just you and me.

But why should the child suffer?

Has anyone complained to you?

Complaining isn't the issue.

She will complain one day.

But if this situation continues,
her mother will try to get custody,

and I'll give her the girl myself.

I'm hoping she won't.

Now you know.
You can't say I didn't warn you.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Is your father home?

Will you call him for me?

- Sattam?
- Hello.

I know why you came here.

But I barely have enough
to get by till the end of the month.

I'm just worried that it might be a scam,

and you'll end up draining
my whole account.

- Oh, come on, Abu Mohamed. Trust me.
- Sattam.

- I said trust me.
- Can I?

- Trust me.
- You sure?

- I'm sure.
- "Pay now"?

Done.

It went through.

- I can't thank you enough.
- You're welcome.

I said, "Listen!"

"I'll bring your money in an old rag!
You understand?"

"Not a new rag, an old one!"

I said it with my head held high.

"Don't chase me like you're Pablo Escobar,
or you're in for a beating."

- You really said that?
- I swear I did.

I swear.
I even got him to accept 50 grand.

Good job.

But hey, where will you get the money?

I'll sell that old piece of junk I got.
Just help me find a sucker to buy it.

You got it. Say no more.

There's a guy pestering me about that car.

- The Lebanese?
- Yes.

Let him have it. It has a chassis,
an engine, two doors, and a fender.

Even if it had no engine,
I'd help you, but he only has 40,000.

As long as it's cash.

You got it.

Here. My car keys.

- Keep them.
- I don't know how I can repay you.

- I'd do anything for you.
- Thank you.

By tonight or tomorrow morning,
you'll have the money.

Give me a couple of days.
I'll rent a car and return yours.

- Thank you.
- Take your time, buddy.

But how will you get the rest?

If I can get this much, I can do it.

You're talking to Sattam Al-Suleiman.

I'll salute you
until you're out of here. There.

What a loose cannon.

Hey, Sattam! Hi. How are you?

All good. How are you?

- Long time no see.
- Yeah.

What? 50,000? 50,000!

Why do you need that much?

What are you planning to do?

Are you buying a farm? A mansion? A plane?

Tell me!

No, sir. It's nothing special, I mean...

Consider it an advance or a salary.
It won't cause you trouble.

Well, if you were a smart, sensible man,
you would've taken my advice

when I told you to work with me.

You would've been rolling in cash by now!

You want me
to work as a laborer for you, sir,

when my potential is
greater than you could ever imagine.

What's wrong with being a laborer?

We've all toiled away and worked hard

at jobs that are beneath us.

But I'm more capable than you think.

You were the one who told me that.

I can see you're stubborn.

If that's the case,
just stay where you're at.

I won't hire you, not even as a laborer.

Get out of here
and figure it out for yourself!

Get going!

Going.

Not you!

Hi, Sattam. It's been a long time.
Glad to see you, man.

Thank you.

Just let him leave! Don't talk to him!

He can come back
when he's done being stubborn.

- Let's see. What do you have?
- Here.

Yes.

Now we're talking. A loan, he says!

Sattam?

Hey!

- Nice to see you.
- What brings you here?

I came to say hi to you and my father.

After all this time? That's nice of you.

Answer your phone. Go ahead.

Man, you're so nosy.

It's none of your business.

Hey, honey.

No, I answered right away.

So, what did she say?

When was I ever wrong?

It's a boy, of course.

That's great news.

Hopefully it'll be a smooth delivery.

Everything turned out just as I expected.

All my plans worked out perfectly.

And most of all,
I'm having a Capricorn baby boy.

That means wealth.

Once you break the news to them,
they'll treat you differently.

You might even take over the company.

Are you following or not?
Do you understand what I'm saying?

- Yes.
- Why do you have that blank look?

Hopefully it'll be a smooth delivery.

- Bye.
- Bye, Maram.

Bye, Maram!

- Daddy, what's wrong?
- I was fixing the fuses, sweetie.

I hope it wasn't a tough day at school.

No, it wasn't.

How was your day?

Good.

- Good?
- Yeah.

Maram.

- Yes?
- Listen, kiddo.

This is your mother,
and you are our good girl,

our precious daughter,
and the light of our life.

You don't need to worry about what's
going on between your mom and me.

Don't be long. Pick me up in ten minutes.

Why, kiddo?
Stay with them until the evening.

Enjoy your time, have fun,

play with those kids
who are as cute as you.

- Listen.
- Yeah?

I'll never live with anyone but you,
no matter what.

Bye, Dad.

The whole house is about to change.
We're moving on up.

Great, but we never wanted
for anything with my dad.

- Oh, really?
- Yes.

Look at how we live. We have everything.

What else do we need?

Honey, it looks
like I have to spell it out.

- What do you mean?
- This house isn't yours.

It's your father's.

Whereas Sattam, yes, Sattam,
who doesn't work as hard,

and who never served your father
like you did, owns his.

Tell me,
what's our child supposed to inherit?

- Your intellect, maybe?
- Okay, listen--

One more thing.

About the company.
Haven't I told you to talk to your father?

If this project happens
and we manage to get the investors,

it'll be a huge success.

I talked to him.
Every time I mentioned the company,

he'd say, "So, you want to end up
like Sattam, a failure?"

Baby, you're not like Sattam.

You'll be Suleiman's father.

Which means that if you ask him
for anything, he won't say no.

He'll never say no to you.

Did you know
he stopped by the company today?

What?

- What did you say?
- What's wrong?

Why would he go there?

- That's weird. Something's wrong.
- To say hi to his father.

Really? He came
to take everything away from you.

- Hiyam, why are you being dramatic?
- "Dramatic"?

Wait till he throws us and the baby out
after taking it all,

then tell me I'm being dramatic.

He only stopped by to say hi to...
Come back!

- Hayyoum.
- I don't want to.

- Leave me alone.
- Hayyoum!

Hayyoum!

Hello!

- Hello.
- What's this?

There you go. Time bombs.

What?

Go ahead.

Wow! A Switch!

How about that?

Thank you. You're the best Dad.

How about this?

- A second fryer?
- Right.

I thought I'd buy you an original one.
It's brand new,

with a warranty in your name,
not that piece of junk you have in there.

How come?

A guy I lent money to ten years ago
finally paid me back.

A hefty sum, this big.

Right, Sattam. Okay.

Maram. You like it?

I love it!

So, you founded a company? Hmm.

And what happened to it?

It went bankrupt.

He has bankruptcy
written all over his face.

It went bankrupt?

- You're clearly a hard worker.
- That's right.

And... practical.

And it's clear
that he won't last more than two months.

His road's been bumpy.

- Sattam.
- Yes?

Is 8,000 okay?

It's more than enough.

But I have a small request.

- I mean, if you don't mind.
- Go ahead.

You're generous, and I'm worth it.

I need a seven-month advance,
if you don't mind.

I have some financial obligations
I need to settle.

Why not make it one year? That'd be nice.

- What do you think?
- Very nice.

We'll give you one year.

No need, gentlemen.
I really only need seven months.

- And like they say, we--
- One.

1.25% of the company's shares.
How about that?

That'll cover your dues
and give you a break.

Really, what's ours is yours.

- Nice, isn't it?
- What do you think?

- Well, gentlemen, I'm--
- Sattam.

The shift is from 7:00 to 3:00

Your three-month trial period
starts tomorrow.

If you accept, welcome aboard.

Don't be like our Brazilian pal
who works two days

then goes to the clinic.

Okay, Sattam. You may go.

FIRST IMPORTED SHIPMENT

Good morning, Haji Suleiman.

Good morning.

This is today's shipment.

Good job.

Let's see.

What a nice shipment,
and what exquisite material!

This one is from Indonesia.

- Oh, Indonesia!
- Yes!

Wow. Such a beautiful country, Indonesia.

Beautiful. Nice.

Wow.

What's wrong, Amjad?

Well, Haji Suleiman,
if you don't mind, uh...

I'd like to talk to you about something
that I know is a personal family affair.

Why don't you let Sattam come back
to work for you

and bring your sons together around you?

What's it to you?

I need to get back to my family in Sudan.

You think those dumb sons of mine...
are reliable?

Well, they're your sons.

They're your heirs,
and you have to trust them.

Are you aware that when I'm gone,

they'll squander away all this wealth
in one month?

You'll be stressing over your money
even after death?

What can I do? Such is life, Amjad.

Besides, seriously,

you know you and I understand each other.
You're good at what you do.

Would you leave just like that?

I wouldn't want to leave you.

I've known you a lifetime.

But 30 years with you is enough.

My children need me more than you do.

Honestly, I'd let you go, but...

I don't even have
your severance pay ready.

It's just 280,000 riyals, Haji.

I know, Amjad. I know that it's 280,000.

I want you to travel

and enjoy life
and spend time with your children, but...

I need the cash.

My cash flow is tight.

Would you want me to lose my clients?

Haji, you have plenty.

Oh, for God's sake. Amjad.

I told you, it's fine. Don't worry.

Rest assured. You're good.

But just so you know, Haji,

the longer you wait,
the more you'll owe me.

I know.

I know.
That's why I'm telling you not to worry.

Don't worry.

Leave it up to God.

Fine. Thank you, Haji.

You're welcome.

Why so gloomy, buddy?

We're chilling up here on the roof,
and we have our hookahs and all.

I've never felt so depressed
and frustrated.

I'm deeply sad.

I can't even look at you, I swear to God.

Why not work for your father
as a laborer, then?

You know what my father is doing?

He wants me to start from scratch.
Can you imagine?

Know what that means to him?
It's unclogging sewage lines.

Unclogging toilets, like this...
It has to be done like this.

That's what it means to him.
At least let me start a bit higher up.

I'm totally fine with that.

Come on. Don't be so dramatic.

It's simple.

We've all benefited from your ideas
and your projects.

Cheer up. It'll be okay, hopefully.

You know what scares me?

I'm scared of losing my daughter.

Listen.

I have a crazy idea.

I'm all ears.

Forget it.

It won't work.

Tell me. What's on your mind?

It won't work, but...

It won't work.

- It will.
- No, it won't.

- Trust me.
- I swear it won't.

Come on, man.

- That's one.
- Mm.

I'll take the second one on the neck.
It's compelling.

- Show me.
- Look.

Convincing, right?

My father wouldn't pay a dime
for this ugly face.

Okay.

- Give me a third one.
- Right away.

To hell with you and your father.

I'm done with the two of you.

Goodbye.

Come back here!

Here's your piece of crap.

I want you to listen to me
and forget your useless plans.

The real plan's in my head.

- Really?
- Yes.

It's all about skill.

- But I need a solid team.
- Consider it done.

Where's your father?

He's sleeping.

Sleeping? This late?

That's unlike him.

- Haven't you tried calling?
- No answer.

- Hello?
- Your father was kidnapped.

- Who's this?
- I mean, we kidnapped him.

What? Who are you?

Bro, are you dumb?

- We kidnapped him.
- Don't hurt my father!

- I'll send a photo and details later.
- What's going on?

- I don't need to remind you.
- Hello.

Don't even try to call the police.

I need to see my father, Mr. Amjad.

What is it, son?

Son. Show me.

God Almighty.

Have some patience. What's the rush?

Here's a prayer mat.

In case you want to pray or something.

The Qibla is to the left,
then slightly to the right.

If you need anything at all,
I'm at your service.

Also, sir, in case you need
to relieve yourself, use this bucket.

You know what to do.

I want nothing from you.

Go away.

Go away, you scumbag!

- Are you dumb?
- What?

What's that on your shoulder?

Oh! I forgot! It happens, you know?

He saw your face!

There. What do you think about my fade?

- Sure, be dramatic.
- Cool, right?

Turn it into a drama.
You're a drama queen.

Oh, so now it's my fault?

- Enough!
- You know?

If only I wasn't tied up,
I would've dealt with both of you.

Whoa. Come on.

You're still yapping. I'll tell Ya'qub.

- Well...
- You bastards!

Is he going to yell
at us every single time?

Yikes! What a great way to start the day.

Oh, well.

I guess I'll fix it myself.

Good morning, sir.

- Hi! Good morning to you too.
- Hello.

No way. This is bad.

Let me help you.

- To hell with them.
- Rewind it, ma'am.

Give me a minute.

Is this the northern
or the southern camera?

I don't know. Wait.

Guys, I have bad news.

- What?
- This gang is very dangerous.

- Obviously.
- They took him so fast. That's so scary.

No. Those are young kids.

- This gang isn't dangerous at all.
- You know nothing about gangs.

Look at their skinny bodies
and covered faces. I know the type.

- Then we should call the police.
- Call the police? Don't make me lose it!

- What do we do, then?
- Calm down! That's my father!

Stay calm, folks.

I'll hold you responsible for any slipup.

Relax. Calm down.
You want to pray on it? Go ahead.

Just don't call the police. Stay calm.

So, you'll hold us responsible?
Fine. Leave it to us, then.

Negative energy's my specialty.

- Give me a minute. I'll figure it out.
- Get in! Come on!

- I don't want to hear a sound.
- Come on! Go! Hurry!

Take this!

I swear, you look great!
Actually, you know what?

You look cool, really!

No, seriously, you look great!

So, you...

You really had to dress me
in clothes as ugly as your face?

This is actually Abadi's taste, sir.

'90s vibes. Casual and stuff.
What's your problem?

Take it easy.

You're all good.

Hey, listen!

Don't forget to take my thobe.
Wash it and iron it.

I'm not your servant!
I'm being respectful!

Shut your mouth!
No one asked you to kidnap me!

"Wash my clothes!
Iron my clothes! Bring me food!"

Dear God! What am I, a servant?

What am I supposed to write to him?

Write down what I say.

Don't patronize me.

- "Therefore..."
- "Therefore..."

- "...we..."
- "...we..."

- "...demand..."
- "...demand..."

- "...a sum of..."
- "...a sum of..."

"...300,000 riyals."

"...300,000 riyals."

I doubt they'll pay.

- Did you write it down?
- Yeah.

- "And we..."
- "And we..."

- "...will give you..."
- "...will give you..."

- "...no more than..."
- "...no more than..."

"...48 hours."

"...28 hours."

"Forty," you moron!

- "48."
- That's what I wrote. Go on!

- Should I write it down for you?
- Just go on.

- "Or else..."
- "Or else..."

- "...we will..."
- "...we will..."

"...kill Suleiman."

"...slay Suleiman."

- No, guys.
- That's it!

Guys, are you kidding?

What do you mean, "slay"?
Wait. We're not criminals.

Wait, don't send it. No, wait.

Sent.

Are you kidding? Two crimes--

Good job.

"Three million"? What?

What did you say?

Is he serious?

- That's right.
- What is it?

They're asking for three million.

What makes them think
we have three million?

I told you, we need to call the police.

My father-in-law has three million?

The house doesn't even have
one-million energy.

What do you think, Mom?

I think this is perfectly normal.
It's a highly professional gang.

That's what I said.

I told you they'll kill him anyway.

I mean... no.
I don't mean they'll kill him anyway.

I mean... He saw their faces,
and they said not to call the police.

You know what I mean?
He saw their faces for sure.

- They said not to call the police.
- Will you shut up?

Listen. I told you,
I know what I'm saying and...

Yeah, brother!

- Speed up the beat.
- Hey, Sattam. How are you?

What the hell is all this pot-banging?

- Did you ask for three million?
- Are you kidding?

- Are you really that shameless?
- Hey, dude!

- What number did you put in the message?
- Just like you told me, 300,000.

Show me.

Are you calling me a liar?

There.

There.

3,000,000 RIYALS

Dear God.

Guys! This man is never going home.
He doesn't have that kind of money.

There are six zeros here, you moron.

Hello? Call them back tonight.

Tell them, "There's a discount.
We're ready to negotiate."

I shouldn't have counted on you.

You have the day off. Go home.

Don't come back to work
until further notice.

Off you go!

SULEIMAN FABRICS AND CARPETS

You think this place
is actually worth three million?

How would I know?

You're my father-in-law's right hand.

I'm neither his right nor his left hand.
I'm just a guy trying to make ends meet.

Okay, Mr. "Guy Trying to Make Ends Meet."
Can we sell it for a lot of money?

Well... for the land alone,
we can get three million.

And our fabrics are top quality.

The land. Three million.

THE ONLY THING THAT SHAMES A MAN
IS AN EMPTY POCKET

Mr. Amjad.

I need the safe combination right now.

Son,

I never even knew there was a safe here,
much less the combination to it.

- But you've worked with him for 30 years.
- I swear I don't know it!

Hey, do you know
my father-in-law's date of birth?

I don't think he'd use his birthday.
He'd probably used mine.

Definitely not yours!
He's not that stupid.

- I have an idea.
- What?

- "The only thing..."
- Get some tape.

- Stick it on the digits.
- "...that shames..."

- Then we pull it gently.
- "...a man..."

- We'll see what the digits are.
- "...is an empty pocket."

"The only thing

that shames... a man...

is an empty pocket."

- 6634.
- What?

What's this?

Heaven help us.

What a waste it'd be
to give them all this money!

- Is all this money my father's?
- Yes, son. It's his.

- Is it real?
- It's right here in front of you.

What do we do?

Call the police.

"Call the police"?
No, don't call the police.

No, son. Don't call the police.

They'll ask
where all this money came from.

I work with your father,
and for 30 years, he's never paid taxes.

He's never made a wire transfer.

He only deals in cash.

Don't call the police.

For our own good and your father's.

What do we do, then?

Don't you guys knock a single penny
off the three million, I beg you.

- Don't knock a single penny off.
- For God's sake! Back off!

I said, back off, I'm trying to play.

Guys.

Guys! They agreed to pay three million!

- What?
- They agreed. He just messaged me.

- For real?
- Yeah, I swear.

- Are you serious?
- Definitely.

- Swear it.
- I swear to God.

Yeah, man! Three million!

Three million!

- A car!
- How much?

- How much?
- A million?

- How much?
- A car!

- How much?
- Three million! A new car!

Three million! We'll get the bigger cut.

- He wrote that.
- Yes!

Give it to him.

You can get a new beanie.

- Or buy glasses.
- Thanks to those two losers.

You should get golden frames!

You really should.

- Yes! See? I told you.
- Let's just hope it works out.

My dear father has to come back to us
safe and sound.

I think we should give them the money.

It's just money.

No. It isn't just money.
You're the one we don't give a damn about.

Since when do you care about dad?

- Where were you this whole time?
- He's my dad!

So what? I'll only say this once.

This money belongs to us.

She's right.

So, if you do get this money,
what will you do with it?

- Listen to this.
- Yeah?

I'll get a hair transplant
for my sideburns.

Fill in the gaps.

- That's what I'll do.
- I'll open this padlock on your face.

I don't have the energy
for this anymore, man.

Okay, he's here.

Enough. Just shut up.

Who's this?

They're friends.
Don't worry. They're with me.

I'm not worried.

Okay, then.

We'll stick to the deal we made.

There's just one thing I need to know.

I don't know what you'll do
with the 100,000.

Do you plan to travel, leave the country,
buy yourselves a Land Rover,

buy a decent guest house?

A big apartment? Plan to travel, maybe?

I don't know. This is--
Could you answer this question?

What? Tranquilo, man. You talk too much.

Take your 200,000 and go.
The rest is none of your business.

We'll take care of it.

- What?
- You don't know?

- No, I don't.
- Give us a break!

That was the deal when it was 300,000.

Things have changed.

What's changed? This is my father's money!

- Listen, you two.
- I'm not haggling.

You're confusing fairness with equality.

- What's fair?
- Splitting the money based on the amount.

It's not your call.

Listen. Take your 100,000 and go.

Through that avenue over there. That way.

I proposed the three-million ransom.
No one would've known he had that much.

- You're right.
- Who's this idiot?

Don't call him an idiot.
He's my friend. Stay where you are, man.

- What's his problem?
- Enough.

- What is it?
- Guys, don't!

Stop. Stop it, Abadi.

- Wow. Are there any bids?
- Yeah.

And the fender,
is it the factory original?

- Yeah, minimal repainting.
- Yeah. Minimal?

- And the pump seems a bit...
- Get in!

It has issues, right?

- Calm down!
- You'll get us caught!

That idiot started it. Knock it off.

- He called me names.
- Listen, you idiot.

I bet you've never seen a million
in your life.

Do you hear me?

The most you've seen is 500 riyals!

- Let's just stay on topic.
- That loser is staring at me!

Enough, guys.

Look, let's just calm down,
and everything'll be okay.

I have a tiny favor to ask.

Sure.

Call my dumb brother
and tell him you're a dangerous gang.

Scare him.

I want him to hear the sound of knives
in the background.

- Leave your brother to me. I got it.
- It's not a hotel!

What do you mean, a couple of days, man?

No, please. Let's just hand him over.

Anyway, I'll go now. Take care of it.

- Okay, go.
- He thinks we're idiots.

There's no God but Allah.

There's no God but Allah. Come closer.

Yeah.

How about I get Suleiman to pray with us
and get him the jama'a reward?

Are you serious?

If you untie him, he'll run away.

It's not right, brother.

Still, this is prayer.

You suddenly have taste.
What's with this nice restaurant?

Do you have my money or not, kid?

Not all of it. Sorry.

You've always been cheap.

You'll have it all in a few days.

All of it. Don't make me say "in a--"

"In a rag."

But you'll get all of it.

I won't keep you.

Excuse me.

I guess he's deaf.

Come on, buddy. Come on, honey.

God Almighty.

What the hell?
Come on, let's go. He's crazy.

It's okay, buddy. It's okay.

What's on your mind?

I'm imagining our new furniture.

Is it really the time for that?

You have to think of what to get.

- You're going to have a lot of money.
- What money? My dad's a hostage!

Jupiter is in the first house.

It means I can feel wealth energy
all over the house.

We'll be filthy rich.
The most filthy rich.

Your filthy energy's jinxing us!

It's your stupidity jinxing us!

The house is full of stupid energy!

Hey! These are just entry-level, man.

I'll show you the one that says,
"Stop! I'm the best."

- The mother of all sports cars. Come.
- Leave me alone!

- Come on. Quit yapping. Come on.
- You and your haircut!

- Come on.
- Shut up, man.

Sideburns down to here.

- Here. Look.
- You only want sports cars.

Come, look. Just look how elegant.

This one's a five-star ride.

Sauna, massage, the works.

Hey, you know what?
This one hits the street like...

- It's crazy!
- Cut it out.

- Will you shut up?
- I watched three videos.

I'm telling you, it's awesome!

What's with the... I'm telling you, man!

Such a beauty.

The car, it's a beauty.

So, how much is this baby?

The price tag is there.

Uh... so, do you allow... test drives?

- That test thing.
- I doubt that's available today.

Excuse me.
If you don't mind, don't touch it.

But if a test drive isn't available,
that's okay.

- We'll buy it.
- In cash.

Could you check?

Okay, let me check.

- That's high class.
- Don't ruin it.

That's high class.

Don't stare, or I'll punch you.

I want to prank that guy so bad.

The brakes, idiot!

Just a minute.

This isn't for us. We're Caprice 96 guys.

Like your uncle's.

The handbrake is right here, guys.

- We know that.
- Okay, if you don't mind, the heating...

- Where is that?
- It's up there.

This feels like
the best thing in the world.

This is what money feels like!

Exactly. Listen.

Forget the World Cup. I'm not going.

I'll get married.
I'll find myself a hot chick who's...

Are you serious?
You'll marry with dirty money?

I'll show you what dirty money's for.

- What?
- Is the money ready?

Before I answer, suppose we don't pay,
what will you do with him?

- It's simple. We'll kill Suleiman.
- If we pay you, you'll do the same thing.

We gain nothing.

Listen to me, you two. You have 24 hours.

If you don't bring the money, it'll be
an absentee funeral prayer for Suleiman.

Ouch.

- You won't even give us his body?
- Give me that.

Listen, you animal!

I swear, if anything happens to my father,
you'll be sorry!

You call this a threat, you lame idiot?
Give it to me.

Listen, you scumbags.

If you so much as touch my father,

I swear I'll rip out your guts,
one by one.

"24 hours," he says.
Don't you know who I am?

Screw you, man.

You've got six hours
before I show up and end you.

Guys...

We have to give them what they want
and save my father.

I suggest we give it all to them, folks.

Really. We should give it all to them.

If Suleiman finds out
you gave them the money,

he'll kill himself.

He'll kill himself, right?
Either way, he dies.

Whether we... Let's keep the money.

What are you saying?
My father needs to be released!

They'll kill him if we pay,
and he'll kill himself if he's released.

He'll die anyway. Excuse me.

The money's safe with me.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD

You want a question?

Kids your age get stories, not questions.

Your questions are easy.
They put me to sleep.

Okay, I'll challenge you.

Let's see you answer this one, sleepyhead.

Okay, ask.

How far does a lightning bolt travel
in miles

if its velocity is 15 seconds?

How do you know?

If the interval between hearing thunder
and seeing lightning...

is 15 seconds,
then if you divide 15 by five,

you get three.

The ultrasound is done, Hiyam,

and as I said,
you're having a beautiful baby girl.

She'll have your hair,
your eyes, and your pretty face.

Hiyam, can you hear me?

Hiyam.

Thank God for his blessings.

Pour me some tea.

I'll smack you with these prayer beads,
you snob!

He ate that flatbread, and now he thinks
I'm a waiter! You pour it!

Hey, goatee. You pour it, then.

You're taking this role seriously.

- Always.
- Okay.

Hey, man. How are you? A driver?

Okay, just a minute. I'm coming.

Get me a teaboy.
We have a snob here who wants tea.

- What?
- Send him a teaboy?

Okay.

Okay, guys...

- See this?
- What?

- Yeah?
- The saying goes, "Time is money."

"My time is money."
Excuse me, guys. God bless.

You're an embarrassment.

New money!

You're going with them?

You're annoying me,
coming and going! What is it?

You're driving me crazy!

Man, this is getting serious.
I don't know how to hand that idiot over.

You're the idiot! You and that fat boy!

- I'll show him.
- Chill, man. It's okay.

- I'll tie you up and let him go.
- How to hand over hostages?

- Prior negotiation and clear definition...
- No. I want a woman's voice.

Agreeing on the conditions
of the exchange.

Who's going to be exchanged,
conditions, place, and time.

A neutral third party
should act as a mediator.

Make sure to wear a disguise.

Look intimidating.

Arm yourself for protection.

Trust in God.

Allah is great.

Peace be upon you and God's mercy.

Peace be upon you and God's mercy.

Allah, my Lord,
save me from this hardship I'm in.

What was that, sir? What happened?

Huh? No, nothing. Everything's okay.

It's just a cat.

It came from up there, fell on the table,
knocked down a plate, and broke it.

That's all. It's nothing.

Don't worry, sir.

I'll clean that up.

Hey, listen.

Yeah?

Do you think your friends
are coming back here to take me home?

You see, I...
I mean, ever since I first saw you,

I knew you were not like your friends.
Not at all.

Do you work out?

- Yes, sir.
- Excellent!

Very good!

Then you can shoulder this one alone.

You know where your friends are now?
At the airport.

They packed their bags,
and they're on their way... to Thailand.

Of course you know Thailand,

Thailand is lush and sunny.

Where they feast and tan on the beach,
while you, my poor boy,

you'll be sleeping in ward seven.

Look, I firmly believe
that any crime needs a scapegoat.

And you... will be the scapegoat.

Do you have the dollars?

What dollars? Wait a minute! Riyals!

Shut up, or I'll smack your face.

Where's Suleiman?

The deal was you hand us the money,
and you'll find Suleiman at your doorstep.

Okay. Let him go home,
and we'll give you the money.

- We're not going anywhere.
- Wait. Calm down.

Give us the money,
or I'll blow your head off!

Give them the money. I beg you.

- He's provoking me.
- Don't escalate. Take it easy.

Listen, my guy,
are you giving us the money, or what?

Show me Suleiman first, even a photo.

I'm not here to play games.

I swear, if I drive off without the cash,
you'll never see Suleiman again.

- Not in person or in a photo!
- Sir!

Got it? Put down the briefcase.

Give it to them! Things are getting--

- We want our father back!
- Put it down.

Now, step back.

- Back off.
- All the way back.

Back to the car's fender.

- Watch out!
- Watch out!

- Don't move.
- Careful.

Don't move. Stay near the fender.

- Fender?
- And you, stay close to him.

- Hands up.
- Back off.

- That's it.
- Stay where you are, buddy.

- I'll turn around now. Nobody move.
- Easy, my friend.

Don't move!

Hurry up!

Back off!

- Back off!
- Don't move!

Thank God. We did it.

Let's head back home.

Okay, go.

You know, Mr. Amjad?

I'm glad my dear brother came along.
I'm ever so glad.

Otherwise,
they would've been playing chess

with my intestines and my kidneys.

They'd pull them out
and move them around like this...

Then shove them back in.

They were scared of him.

He was in the car on standby.

He had the car in gear, watching us.

Any funny business from those scumbags,

and he'd run them down, you know?

- I pray my father comes home safe.
- Amen.

Whoa!

See? I told you
they were a professional gang.

Is that your father?

Yes, that's my father!

Man, I knew it. I swear to God, I knew it.

I swear I knew this would happen.
I knew it!

You're giving me a headache!

- Hello?
- You and your stupid plan!

How's Thailand? Is it nice?

Thailand? What are you talking about,
you moron?

Where's the old man?
Where did you take him?

He's tied up there.

He's not here! He escaped!

- He's not here!
- Give me the phone!

- Here!
- Give it to me.

Are you dumb? Are you?
Did you really think we'd trick you?

That old guy escaped, idiot!
They gave us paper, you idiot!

Give me the phone! Let's get out of here!

- Let's go before he calls the police!
- Oh my God!

- Grab it. Let's go.
- I should've never planned with you!

It's my fault for ever trusting you knew
what you were doing!

Screw this!

Then I grabbed the last one!

I grabbed him by the neck,
and I choked him.

That poser had a knife.

He would pull, and I would pull.

He would pull, and I would pull!

But I mean, honestly,

I don't get it. How did you convince them
you'd pay three million?

Those fools believed it.

They fell for it. I heard them.

You know who they are? You saw them?

Yes! They are--

You know Abu Fahad's workers?

They smelled like those imported spices,
like always.

- Ironically, Abu Fahad is accusing me--
- Really?

Yeah. He says I stole goods
worth 100,000 riyals from him.

How many of them were there?

Well, in all the commotion and noise...

I'd say there were five.

Yeah, five.

But after I got rid of them,

I ran out to the street,
and I kept running and running!

And I was certain.

I knew none of you
would come looking for me

because you knew that I'm Suleiman,
and that I'd escape and save myself.

Why are you so quiet?

I'll talk.
I won't keep my mouth shut any longer.

I swear, I warned them
not to give them anything.

Shut up.

"Give them anything"?

- Give them what?
- The money.

Money?

Do you even have three million
to give them?

- From the safe.
- Safe?

Speak up! What safe?

Your safe, Dad.

What matters is you're back safe.

My safe?

My money?

Are you happy now?

Yes, I am. Of course I was going to talk.

- Shut up.
- My money!

- I won't! You're a loser.
- My money's gone?

Ever since you...

My money! My fortune!

My safe?

My money!

All of my hard work!

My money!

My money! Where is it? My money!

My money!

My money!

Where were you? I've been searching!

Shut your mouth!

Where is the money?

I should be asking you!

Stop lying.

Where's the cash?
The briefcase had 2,000 riyals!

I came here looking for you.
Where's the money?

- I came to ask about the money!
- I'm telling you, the money is fake!

- Go!
- Go where?

Shut up and go!

- Tell him to let go of me!
- Let him go. Come on!

- Move it!
- Pretending you don't know?

Come on!

I told you their energy was negative
and I knew how to deal with them!

- Hiyam!
- Suleiman!

Suleiman!

That gang kidnapped Sattam!

What?

They're enjoying this,
kidnapping you one by one!

If only...

I could find that gang
and get my money back!

You only care about your money?

Not your son?

You've always chased money!

You never let yourself
or your kids enjoy it.

"And proclaim the blessings of your Lord"!

Well, we have no blessings
to proclaim anymore.

Grandpa, here's my Switch.
Sell it, and bring back my dad.

No, my child.

I'll go there myself
and get my money back from them.

Bring your son back.

Check your phone. I sent you the location.

Come on, guys. Let's go.

Come on, guys. Let's go.

Ah, guys.

Yeah. I need some air, please.
Yeah. Where are we?

- What's going on?
- Don't play dumb!

What's going on?
Why did you tie me up in the trunk?

Do you think this is a Hollywood movie?
You're holding me hostage, you jerks?

Just keep moving!

I'll show you!

Ya'qub!

Focus! I'm your friend, buddy!

Ya'qub, focus!

Shut up. You're definitely not my friend.

- Where's the money?
- I should be asking you.

Show it to me.
I'll give you all of it, just let me go.

If I knew, I wouldn't be asking.
Looks like you want me to bury you.

This is the toy gun we painted.
It's plastic.

Move.

Let me go!

Dad, is this where they held you hostage?

I knew it, guys!

You didn't believe me.
I told you, I had a feeling.

Shut up, or I'll tie you next to him.

I told you, didn't I?
We're too clumsy for this.

I told you.

Bro, please, just shut up!

What?

You think we're in a jungle?

Some lawless country?

Kidnapping whoever you want? Why?

Looks like you and your kids
think I'm stupid and you can fool me.

- Where's my money?
- Where's my father's money?

Your money is with your son, sir!

- What--
- Shut up, or I'll smash your teeth in!

Yeah! And here's another surprise!

This whole plan was his idea!

He said, "Kidnap my father,

then demand a ransom,
and we'll share it together!"

- Shut up!
- Yes, him.

It was him.

Damn you, you lowlife!

You plotted with scumbags
against your own father, you rascal!

You ungrateful brat!

No. I'm not ungrateful, sir.

You pushed me to. I had no choice!

You always shut your door in my face.
It was always open for that idiot!

I swear I have so many problems,
and I'm in real danger!

What danger?

"Danger," he says!
What danger, Mr. Danger?

It's just utility bills!
You're the one who refuses to work.

You won't earn a living, loser!

And he earns a living?

If we don't give you the money...

- What will you do?
- We'll cut his throat.

We'll kill him.

- No. We're not killing him.
- We will.

Kill him, then.

I wonder why you're all together.

Didn't you know I've got eyes
on every million flowing through Riyadh?

Scumbags.

What a bunch of morons, I swear to God.

You hear me? Where's my money, kid?

We're gonna die!

What now?

How long will this take?

Huh? Where's the money, kid?

Till when?

This idiot is still my son.

You're as dumb as your son.

You sure about that?

You think you're scaring me
with your rusty little gun?

Don't point your gun at my father!
I'm warning you!

Your beef is with me!

Shut up! Where's the money?

Go ask the gang you scared off
for the money.

- Where's the money?
- Damn you!

For 10 years,
you wouldn't work with your father,

only to end up working with these thugs?

- Show some respect, old man!
- This thug invested with me.

He gave me 250,000. Can you imagine?

He trusted me!

And you lost it, you loser!

See? Did you hear what he said?
He called you a loser!

I'm not the only one calling you that!

The criminal himself
just called you a loser!

Listen to this.
Wanting my money back is a crime now?

Where's the money?

- Move, you idiot!
- I don't want to.

I'm gonna die!

Damn the--

- Go, hurry!
- Let's go!

Hurry up!

- Go! Quick!
- Enough!

- Stop it! You're getting on my nerves!
- Quick!

Shut up, bro!

Abadi!

Come on!

- He shot me! I'm gonna die!
- Stop it!

I'm gonna die!

Abadi! Are you okay?

Get off my father!

Thank God.

Forgive me, Dad. Forgive me.

Forgive me.

I forgive you, son.

It's all good, thank God.

What have you done?

Thank God.

Since we survived this ordeal, folks,

and we now know that money
is just earthly scum,

I have this new idea

that'll make up for all our losses.

Really.

- No.
- For God's sake, that's enough.

A hostage without a ransom.

So, where's the money?

It's been a wonderful 30 years
with you, Haji Suleiman.

But the time has come
for me to go back home to my family.

You got your family and money back.

With my regards.

Subtitle translation by:
Ibraheem Mohammed