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My brothers
don't understand me at all.
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Rod's the closest thing I have
to a friend, you know,
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when he's not trying to steal
our blood.
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Everyone wanted me
to cut him loose.
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But then Rod's dad told us
that Rod's been kidnapped!
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So I went full detective
and questioned
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my one and only suspect,
Rod's old boss, Bishop.
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And once her Mechazoids
stopped trying to murder me,
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Bishop told me
Rod had a brother and sister
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who might have
kidnapped him too! Why?
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Because it turns out
Rod finally got his hands
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on some mutant blood.
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Dang, that's bad.
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* tense music playing *
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[groaning]
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[grunting]
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Come on! At least give me
some moisturizer, you savages!
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I have sensitive cheeks!
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Ow! That's too tight!
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I have poor circulation!
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Ow!
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Do you even know who my dad is?!
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He'll give you
anything you want.
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I'm like his favorite!
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I-I'm in his top three!
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Wait, no!
Don't leave me alone in here!
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What if I choke on my own spit,
who's gonna Heimlich me?
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Hey, come on!
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Guys?!
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Anyone?
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[loud thud]
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[deep sigh]
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This is still better than
the last time I was kidnapped.
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-One, two, three, four!
-[drumsticks clicking]
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* upbeat rock theme music
playing *
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[roaring]
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[oinking]
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[clanging]
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-[roars]
-[squeaks]
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[growls]
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[hisses]
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[roaring]
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* music ends abruptly *
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* tense music plays *
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I can't believe Rod finally got
his hands on mutant blood.
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I'm actually
kind of proud of him.
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What-what is your deal, bro?
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This is bad, Mikey.
Like, end-of-the-world bad.
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Then it's a good thing
we're on the case!
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Thanks to my incredible
sleuthing abilities,
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we now know that Bishop
didn't kidnap him.
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So, bam! Cross her off the list.
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Wait, uh, did she really have
a hundred-foot-tall Mechazoid?
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Because it kinda feels like
we should go deal with that.
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It wasn't finished, so...
that's a problem for future us.
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But Bishop did mention
Rod's brother and sister,
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Todd and Maude.
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Really?
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Todd, Maude, and Rod? Yikes.
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Yeah, good thing Dad
didn't name us anything weird.
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[loud thud]
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* groovy music plays *
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-According to my sources--
-The internet.
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My highly trusted,
confidential sources,
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Todd is a fitness guru
slash life coach
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and Maude is the CEO
of something called
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the Null Group?
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Yeah, I mean,
those both sound evil.
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So what, are we just gonna go
pound these guys?
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No. We need to wait until night,
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then cloak ourselves in darkness
like true ninja,
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using the shadows as a weapon...
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Or... we can go with my idea.
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This is gonna be
some improv thing, isn't it?
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Oh, boy, microscopes!
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I know those
because I am a science nerd.
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[announcer]
Creating a better world.
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Science.
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Better people.
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-Intelligence.
-[liquid bubbling]
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-[cat meows]
-A better life.
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[dolphins chitter]
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Maude...
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The Null Group.
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Because, science. Creating...
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So, when do we get
to meet Maude?
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[sighs] Dr. Underwood
is right this way.
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Whoa, Rod's sister is a doctor?
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That's amazing. What kind?
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She has a PhD
in her father being rich.
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[operatic music playing]
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So...
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Murong tells me
you were interested
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in interning for the Null Group.
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That will be all, Murong.
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[deep sigh]
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I've heard of you.
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My brother's friends.
The mutations.
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I didn't realize
you were so enthusiastic
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about my work here.
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-Whoa!
-[chuckles]
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Oh, it's all me.
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I love science.
Am I right, guys?
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Yeah, Mikey loves science.
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Tell her some science stuff,
Mikey.
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Uh, you know. Science!
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In a general,
non-specific sort of way.
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Especially what you do here
at the Null Group.
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What... do you do here?
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As you obviously know,
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the Null Group is the world's
premier research facility,
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creating... um, things. [sighs]
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Medicine, I think.
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Science stuff
that will save lives
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and forever change the world!
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That sounds good.
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For the people
who can afford it.
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Oh, that's less good.
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Whoa, what are you doing?
You shouldn't drink that--
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Ahh. My morning coffee.
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My father funds
my operation here,
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where we've made
many incredible advances
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in many, many, um...
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Well, in my private lab,
for instance,
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I've personally brewed
what I believe to be
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-the perfect cup of coffee.
-Yo, can I get a cup of that?
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I mean, because this is
seriously putting me to sleep.
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G-grazie!
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Dude, maybe you shouldn't
drink that!
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Ugh. Yikes.
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So, you don't even know
what you do here?
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Yeah, that tracks.
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Ignore him!
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Brothers, am I right?
They're the worst.
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The worst! I've got
some useless brothers myself.
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Todd is a moron, but at least
he has his fitness thing.
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And Rod... [scoffs]
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He's just a total waste
of space.
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It's no wonder
I'm my father's favorite.
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I'm actually glad
you Turtles came.
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My scientists suggested we meet.
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They say your genetics
could unlock
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any number of advances
in their research--
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I mean, my research! [chuckles]
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We just need one little thing
from you.
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Oh, really? What?
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-Our blood, Mikey.
-Dude, I-I'm...
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-so jazzed up right now.
-She wants our blood.
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* ominous music playing *
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Oh, what?
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-[glass shatters]
-Finally! Let's go! Ah!
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[gas mask hissing]
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We need to get out of here!
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-Raph, wait!
-Argh!
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[grunts, gasps]
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Nice try.
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I don't even feel it... Ugh.
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-[snoring]
-Raph! It's knockout gas!
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Everyone, hold your breath!
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[deep inhale]
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Mm-mm-mmm!
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[muffled grunts]
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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[wheezes, groans]
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[muffled grunt]
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[strains]
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Mm? [grunts]
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[grunting]
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[muffled yelp]
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[muffled whimper]
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[ventilator hissing]
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[excited yelp]
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-[gas mask hissing]
-[breathing deeply]
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Donnie! [grunts]
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-[grunts]
-[thud]
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-[air whooshes]
-[pants]
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Oh, man! Okay!
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[yelps, groans]
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[both grunt]
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[clattering]
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[groans] There's no way
we could have seen this coming!
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[muffled grumbling]
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[breathes heavily]
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Did we win?
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[deep breath]
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Guess not.
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[announcer]
Creating a better world.
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-[punches landing]
-[screaming]
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-[grunts]
-[screams] My leg!
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[muffled growling]
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-Ahh!
-Guys! Through here!
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[panting]
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[thudding]
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[panting]
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[pounding on door]
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-[objects clattering]
-You!
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Are you seriously
trying to kidnap us too?
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You're being very selfish!
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I just wanted your blood!
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Or your internal organs,
they said that would work too.
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Oh, sure. Yeah. No problem.
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Don't need those at all.
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You're supposed to be
a "scientist"?
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Admit it! You kidnapped Rod!
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Rod? Why would someone
wanna kidnap him?
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If anyone should be kidnapped,
it'd be me.
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I deserve to be kidnapped!
I'm Father's favorite!
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Did you even taste my coffee?
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Hey, that's pretty good stuff,
seriously.
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Well, it wasn't good enough
for him!
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It wasn't enough!
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I need your blood!
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Ahh! Ugh... [snores]
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Yeah, we can probably go now.
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If she had Rod's mutant blood,
she wouldn't need us.
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I think we can cross her
off the list.
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Yeah. Like, every list.
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Now we should check out Todd!
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Seriously, dude.
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You're like really not reading
the room here.
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Mikey, the Underwoods
are dangerous.
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Alright?
We need to think this through.
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This is the most
I've ever thought in my life!
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I know you guys don't like Rod,
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but his brother's
some workout bro.
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How much trouble
could he really be?
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[groaning]
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-Ugh...
-[thud]
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Whoa, you guys
have darts in you.
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[woozy chuckle]
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You do too, Mikey.
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
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That's so weird.
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Oh, man. We should probably...
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you know, be worried about this
or something.
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Yeah... [laughs]
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I'm gonna... sit down.
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[groggily] You're funny.
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You're...
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[thud]
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[Rod] This is torture!
You're starving me!
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I haven't eaten in days!
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You have to feed me, bros!
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Haven't you ever
even done this before?
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I'm wasting away down here!
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* tense music playing *
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Dude, that looks really dry.
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You ain't got any sriracha
or something, do you?
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Mrph! It's so flavorless!
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It's torture!
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W-wait, I wasn't done.
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Also, I need to touch my food.
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It's part of the tactile
sensation.
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That's why fried chicken
is so delicious.
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It's the touch. It's like...
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It engages all the senses.
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Come on, man,
just untie me a little.
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[grunts]
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[laughs]
262
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,632
* heavenly music plays *
263
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,135
Oof! Ah!
264
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:36,837
[chains clink]
265
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,071
[Rod] Hey!
266
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,140
Can I get another sandwich?
267
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,076
This one touched the floor, man!
268
00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,047
[deep sigh]
269
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,088
[gasps]
270
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,356
Oh, yeah.
271
00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,694
* glimmering music playing *
272
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,062
Fugghedaboutit.
273
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,131
I'll eat any kind of burger
274
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,733
'cause I'm cheesy-going!
275
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,368
[audience laughing]
276
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,871
[man] Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah, Mikey!
277
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,109
[audience cheering, laughing]
278
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:19,012
* music swelling *
279
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:20,480
Yeah!
280
00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,851
-I told you that bit killed!
-[squeaking]
281
00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:25,786
* music darkens *
282
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,687
-Ahh!
-[electricity buzzes]
283
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,491
-[yawns, snores]
-Not great.
284
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,626
Aren't you supposed to be
the funny one?
285
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,694
[gasps]
286
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,365
Ahh! [muffled grunting]
287
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,271
[growling]
288
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,906
[yelling]
289
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,375
Ahh! D-don't drink me!
290
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,610
Whoa, what happened?
291
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,780
We just got kidnapped, genius.
292
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,615
Well, it's the nicest
kidnapping ever.
293
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,317
There's pillows and everything.
294
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,086
-Let's go, Mikey.
-Agh!
295
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:01,054
We could be attacked
at any moment.
296
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,522
We have to be ready
for anything.
297
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,124
* tense music plays *
298
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,593
Argh!
299
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:11,765
[indistinct chatter]
300
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,969
[fly buzzing]
301
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,504
[soft music playing]
302
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,239
Never mind.
303
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,541
I-I was not ready for that.
304
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:25,813
-Woof.
-This is super creepy.
305
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,680
Guys, look!
306
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:28,916
Fellas!
307
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,417
Over here, fellas!
308
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:31,785
Leatherhead?!
309
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,354
Leatherhead,
w-what are you doing here?
310
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,388
Who are these people?
311
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,190
They're a proper
mutant fan club,
312
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,192
aren't they? They love mutants.
313
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,829
They brought me here
and they just keep feeding me!
314
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,897
And rubbing me with oil
for some reason.
315
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:47,100
Anything I want.
Lookit, that guy's for me!
316
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,201
[brays]
317
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,237
-Sick.
-Sick.
318
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,638
Never had a zebra before
319
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,640
and I'm quite excited to try it.
320
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,408
Wait, were you kidnapped too?
321
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,110
Me? Crikey, no.
322
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,411
Met these lads at the zoo.
323
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,380
I like to go there
to smell the animals,
324
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,514
no rellies of course.
325
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,251
But exactly who are these guys?
326
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,586
Turtles! You're awake!
327
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:09,156
Alright, alright, alright.
What is up?!
328
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,390
You're Todd Underwood.
329
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,560
Haha! The one and only,
brochacho.
330
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,463
He's like a swole Rod.
331
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:19,032
Hang on. Did you kidnap us?
332
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,502
Ah. That's harsh, bro.
I wanted to meet you,
333
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,604
so we just did
a li'l bing bang boom!
334
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,273
So you did kidnap us.
335
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,408
Pfff. Tomato, tomato.
336
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,377
Come on, I'll show you around.
337
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,749
Rawr!
338
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,519
The gym is over there
339
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,321
in case you wanna get
your sweat on.
340
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,756
There's a trampoline,
we got a climbing wall.
341
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,358
So good for your core.
342
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,794
* unsettling music plays *
343
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:51,698
Yeah, um, w-why is everyone
wearing animal masks?
344
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,233
Me and my friends here,
345
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,668
we're in touch
with our animal selves.
346
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:59,172
My dad always taught me
this world is eat or be eaten.
347
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,041
Me? I'm an eater.
348
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,509
That's why I'm Dad's favorite.
349
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:03,977
Also why I started a gym.
350
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,979
Because you're an eater.
351
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,948
Haha! This guy gets it.
352
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,517
Dude, we might be soulmates.
Heck yeah!
353
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,685
I mean, I like to work out
and I like to eat.
354
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,288
And how did we both end up
with super lame siblings?
355
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,556
-Hey!
-I mean, it baffles me.
356
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,891
Speaking of siblings,
357
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,026
did you kidnap Rod?
358
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,360
-Mikey!
-What?
359
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,762
Come on, he seems like
a kidnapper.
360
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,697
I mean he kinda did kidnap us.
361
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,567
Pfft, yeah, Rod eats a lot,
362
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,302
but he's not an eater.
363
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,971
He's an eat-ee.
364
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,739
You know,
he's the one that gets eaten.
365
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,074
Like, he's the food.
366
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,143
[munches, belches]
367
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,579
So... yes?
368
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,647
Naw, bro.
369
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,049
Rod's worthless.
370
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,583
I mean, that's what Dad
always said.
371
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,052
The only alpha thing he ever did
372
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,586
was hang out with you guys.
373
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,089
I mean, come on, who wouldn't?
374
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,523
We are pretty cool.
375
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,059
Mutants are the coolest!
376
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,560
We all wanna be like you!
377
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,196
You're fearsome, you're nature,
not nurture!
378
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:59,232
We're gonna feast tonight,
in your honor!
379
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,401
-Ha... yeah.
-Hehe. Yeah... sure.
380
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,236
Rod's family is so weird.
381
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,006
You know, I'm actually starting
to feel bad for the guy.
382
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,408
They are all idiots.
383
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,843
I'm thinking about trying out
the trampoline.
384
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,113
If we alternate jumps,
we can get sick air.
385
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,547
-Whoo-hoo!
-Agh.
386
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,384
-* tense music playing *
-[slo-mo] Whoa!
387
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,287
Whoa!
388
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,755
-[laughs]
-Are you serious, Mikey?
389
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,257
What-what are we even
doing here?
390
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:27,627
To be honest, I've always
wanted to try a trampoline.
391
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,562
Uh, yeah, because it's awesome!
392
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,031
You guys are hogging it!
393
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:32,599
Yeah!
394
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,034
-Whoo!
-Haha!
395
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,535
Haha! Uh...
396
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,305
Guys?
397
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,273
[laughs] Alright!
398
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,709
What are they gonna...
399
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,644
That's kind of...
400
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,080
-Ahaha!
-It sorta looks like...
401
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,381
[knives clink]
402
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,549
Ahh!
403
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,184
I think they're gonna eat
Leatherhead!
404
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,387
So... we should stop jumping?
405
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,588
-Whoo!
-Ahh!
406
00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,493
So... close...
407
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,963
[grunting]
408
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,935
[laughs]
409
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,637
[man behind door]
You know what we want.
410
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,640
[woman] We'll send instructions
to make the exchange.
411
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,476
[man 2] Fine. Whatever.
Just get me the blood.
412
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,478
I'll pay what you're asking.
413
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:19,979
No way.
414
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,549
No way!
415
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,724
[grunting]
416
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,727
[pants]
417
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,731
Freedom! Ahh!
418
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,433
Ahh!
419
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,035
My eyes! Ow!
420
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,803
-[tires screech]
-[horn honks]
421
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,205
Will you move already?!
422
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,640
Get out of the way! You moron!
423
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,242
[Rod groans]
424
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,648
[satisfied sigh]
425
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,150
[Mikey] Um... Leatherhead?
426
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,751
Mikey! Donnie!
427
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,121
You really need to get on
this amazing lotion.
428
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,656
You're both looking a bit dry
if I'm being honest.
429
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,358
Uh, sure.
430
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,828
Hey, do you think we could
talk to you for a second?
431
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,196
A-alone maybe?
432
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:13,031
Sure! Give us a quick sec,
would you, fellas?
433
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,367
There you go.
These fellas are the best.
434
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,369
They seriously love mutants.
435
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,571
Listen!
We have to get out of here!
436
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,374
This is not a mutant fan club!
437
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,776
Well, of course it is!
What else would it be?
438
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,913
We think these guys wanna...
eat us.
439
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,015
Oh, you're having a laugh.
That's absurd!
440
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,018
That's not body lotion,
Leatherhead, it's cooking oil!
441
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,954
They're literally seasoning you
with herbs and spices.
442
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,689
Those are flowers.
443
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,057
It's parsley!
444
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,159
We have to go!
445
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,360
You're being ridiculous!
446
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,428
No one wants to eat me.
447
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,529
They brought me a zebra!
448
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:43,896
[scared neigh]
449
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,698
I'm not leaving
without my zebra!
450
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:46,566
-Shh!
-Ahh!
451
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,201
-Hmm?
-Hmm?
452
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,002
-[indistinct chatter]
-Huh?
453
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,905
We can bring the zebra with us,
but we have to go!
454
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,741
Ah, crikey!
455
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,211
-[vehicle approaches]
-[Todd yells]
456
00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,246
[tires screech]
457
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,381
Tonight, we feast
458
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,949
on mutants!
459
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,551
Okay, fine,
460
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,253
Rod's family is messed up.
461
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,288
There, I said it. Happy now?
462
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,923
I am, 'cause I'm about
to kick some--
463
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,160
[roars]
464
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,563
My zebra!
465
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:18,798
Leatherhead!
466
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:20,900
[munching]
467
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,569
Haha! [munches]
468
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:23,670
-Ha!
-Ahh!
469
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,006
Watch out!
470
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,910
I think those are
tranquilizer darts!
471
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,645
[both grunt]
472
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,483
[both growl]
473
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,288
Uh, guys!
474
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,190
-[roars]
-Ahh!
475
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,492
-[grunt]
-Oh, man. [gasps]
476
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:46,793
Wait, where's Todd?
477
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,296
Come on, ninja,
let's do this, bruh!
478
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,431
-[grunts]
-Why are you doing this?
479
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,833
I guarantee you
we taste terrible!
480
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,702
Yeah, that's why we season you!
481
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,971
I mean,
I guess that makes sense.
482
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,640
-But why mutants?
-[chuckling]
483
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,142
Have you considered pizza?
484
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:04,944
Haha!
485
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,479
Why are you so limber?
486
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,815
[grunts]
487
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,950
[groans]
488
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,320
[groans]
489
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,621
When I eat the alligator,
490
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,989
or crocodile,
or whatever that thing is,
491
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,125
I'll transform into a mutant
just like it!
492
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,728
Then Dad will see
that I'm good enough!
493
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,130
You all have
serious father issues!
494
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,832
-[groans]
-Ahh! Wait!
495
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,601
If you're trying to eat mutants
to turn into a mutant,
496
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,437
that means you probably
didn't kidnap Rod
497
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:31,604
to get his mutant blood!
498
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,072
Kidnap Rod?
499
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,807
Why would I kidnap that loser?
500
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,142
I've got you!
501
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,245
[both grunt]
502
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,981
[grunting]
503
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,718
-What's the plan?
-Todd didn't kidnap Rod!
504
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,220
We should probably just leave.
505
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,789
Not... without...
506
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,891
my zebra...
507
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:53,693
[zebra snorts]
508
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,962
Oh, we're all getting
out of here.
509
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,730
[birds chirping]
510
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,066
-Whoo-hoo!
-[yelling]
511
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,033
[loud thud]
512
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,602
[groans]
513
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,874
[tires screech]
514
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,410
No! Come back!
515
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,579
That's my dad's van!
516
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,715
-[grunts]
-[burps, munches]
517
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:16,749
Mmm?
518
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:17,850
[glimmers]
519
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:18,885
[roars]
520
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,356
You are a king.
521
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,593
[snorts, brays]
522
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:27,960
[snoring]
523
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,697
Well, that was
a complete disaster.
524
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,332
Rod's mutant blood
is still out there.
525
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,435
Now we have two more people
that are trying to kidnap us.
526
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,370
You know, I actually thought
Todd was pretty cool
527
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,738
until he tried to eat us.
528
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,707
And he had
that sweet trampoline.
529
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,009
Bishop, Maude, Todd...
530
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,777
none of them are the kidnappers.
531
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,513
There's something I'm missing.
532
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,615
You're missing everything,
Mikey. I mean,
533
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,584
no offense, but you're
kind of terrible at this.
534
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,353
I honestly thought
solving crimes
535
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,487
would be a lot easier.
536
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,088
Like what, you thought
the kidnapper
537
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,224
-would just call us?
-[phone rings]
538
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:01,361
If that's the kidnapper,
I'm going to be so annoyed.
539
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,261
It's Rod!
540
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,130
Wait, that's actually worse.
541
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,232
[phone rings, beeps]
542
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,834
Guys! I got kidnapped!
543
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,637
Yeah, we know.
We've been trying to rescue you.
544
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,573
Really? Aw, man, thanks.
545
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,141
But I rescued myself!
546
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,476
I was like hi-yah!
547
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,011
Kung fu ninja moves,
I kicked major butt!
548
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,381
Uh-huh. Yeah,
sure-sure you did, Rod.
549
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,582
So who took you?!
550
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,584
I heard him.
He was talking to them,
551
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,052
the people who took me.
552
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,454
I recognized his voice.
553
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,789
* tense music builds *
554
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,658
It was my dad!
555
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,060
Did not see that coming.
556
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,464
[operatic music playing]
557
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,100
[metal door opens]
558
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,336
I said no interruptions!
559
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:44,704
You?!
560
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,506
What do you want?
561
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:49,108
I got something.
562
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:52,244
It's a mutant scale
from the alligator.
563
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,181
I thought she was a crocodile.
564
00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:57,817
[scoffs] Can't you use
your fancy nerd stuff
565
00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,052
to get some blood
or something from it?
566
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,357
Of course! Of course. Uh...
567
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,796
...I can. Of course I can.
568
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:12,465
We're going to make a mutant.
569
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,267
And then, father will see.
570
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,740
**
571
00:22:20,790 --> 00:22:25,340
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