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-* upbeat music plays
-Okay, what's next?
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I can do improv all day.
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Who's got a prompt?
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It can be anything!
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-Hit me!
-[Bailey] Oh... Mutants!
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[Madison] Ooh!
Yeah, uh fighting other mutants!
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Usually, it's something like
pirates going grocery shopping
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or detectives at the beach.
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[Bailey gasps] Mutant
detectives!
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* music abruptly stops *
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What are you guys doing?
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Giving you prompts?
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No, you're just shouting out
"mutant" over and over,
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which makes me think you don't
want to help me hone my craft,
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you just want to hear
cool mutant stories!
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That's not how improv works.
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Oh, come on!
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We've been hanging out
for months and you never tell us
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any of the cool mutant stuff
you do!
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You've gotta have some stories!
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We don't! We go to high school
just like you.
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The most exciting thing
we've done lately
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is find our dad's
favorite tea brand
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after he claimed
it was discontinued.
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And it wasn't even discontinued!
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The bodega just moved
across the street!
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That's a terrible story.
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[sighs] Okay, fine!
You want a story?
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Well, gather 'round
'cause I've got a tale for you!
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This one has everything:
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-mystery, danger...
-* intriguing music plays *
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...friendship, betrayal,
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-and lots and lots of improv.
-Finally! Yeah!
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-One, two, three, four!
-[drumsticks clicking]
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* upbeat rock theme music
playing *
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[roaring]
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[oinking]
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[clanging]
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-[roars]
-[squeaks]
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[growls]
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[hisses]
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[roaring]
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* music ends abruptly *
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* upbeat music plays *
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-[grunts]
-[bottles clink]
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That's everything, right?
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We got the T-P,
jalape๏ฟฝo poppers,
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nasal spray for Dad,
and 12 frozen pizzas?
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Check, check, and... check!
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This was a lot cooler when
we had to hide and sneak around.
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I mean, you know,
almost getting caught,
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ready to fight our way out.
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Except we never got caught,
did we?
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Because we are ninja.
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-The shadows are our home--
-* tense music plays *
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Why have we never considered
just getting this delivered?
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But this is way better, right?
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We get to talk to people.
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Talking to people is good.
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-Friends are good, Donnie.
-[tires screeching]
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-[Donnie groans]
-[Leo] Again?!
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[overdramatic] Oh no!
It's mystery mercenaries!
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I wonder who sent them?!
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You know who it is, Mikey!
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Yeah, man, I love fighting,
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but even
I'm getting tired of this.
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This is the fourth time
this week!
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[fighting grunts]
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How can you still be trying
to defend him?
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Defend who? [grunts]
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And for real, why is it always
about the blood?
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[fighting grunts]
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Huh? [faints]
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Maybe just once,
someone could try to kidnap us
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because they love and admire us?
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[crickets chirping]
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I'm just saying,
it could be anyone!
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Like the Earth Protection Force!
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Ugh! Donnie, wha-- No!
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-That's not real.
-Believe what you wanna believe.
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But just know,
they're out there!
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Guys! Can we focus?!
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Hang on, Leo!
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-[Mikey grunts]
-[yelps]
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[pained grunt]
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[bottles clink]
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[scoffs, laughs]
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[grunts]
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Dude, what the heck?
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Ugh, you've gotta be kidding me.
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Rod Team 6.
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[sarcastic]
Okay. What a shocker.
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Fall back! Fall back!
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[tires screech]
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-[backup alarm beeps]
-[vehicle alarm blaring]
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[clears throat] Told you.
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Maybe it's Rod, like, you know,
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some cool supervillain
team name, or it could be--
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[sighs] Okay, you got me.
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Look, Rod's a good dude!
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He just really wants
to be a mutant,
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and yes, sometimes
sends people after our blood,
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but is that so bad?!
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[all] Yes!
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[humming]
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[grunting] Oof!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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-[doorbell chimes]
-Hey, Wingnut!
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[doorbell chimes]
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[weapon powers up]
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[sighs in relaxation]
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[Leo grunts] Uh, hello?
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Is there something
I can help you with?
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-[horse nickers]
-[Leo] Excuse me?
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I can't help but notice
you put a bag over my head?
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Okay, so maybe
it was more than a few times.
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But I'm pretty sure
his heart isn't in it.
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-Yeah, or his brain.
-Or logic.
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-Common sense.
-[phone buzzing]
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-It's him, isn't it?
-Huh?
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[pings]
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-[laughs]
-You're texting with Rod,
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who literally tried
to kidnap us a minute ago.
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Mikey! Rod Underwood tried
to wipe us out!
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That's how we met him!
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But ironically, he's one
of the only people
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who truly gets me.
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Oh, and we have a lot
of the same interests.
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Also, it's Rod Jr.
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His dad is Mr. Underwood.
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Dude, for real, stop talking
to that guy! Seriously.
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I can't just end
our friendship like that!
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-Sure ya can!
-Doesn't seem hard.
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[ambient traffic noises]
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* dramatic music plays *
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[Bailey] Mikey... Mikey!
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Mikey!
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Psst! Mirror!
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You're not mirroring!
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Huh? Oh. [clears throat]
Sorry, sorry.
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Hey, do you guys ever have that
thing where you have a friend
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but your other friends don't
like him because your friend
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-is trying to kidnap you?
-This is about Rod, isn't it?
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I said a friend.
I didn't specify who.
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How are you even friends
with that guy?
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He's always coming here
and messing up our rehearsals!
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"Rod wants a snack. Rod wants to
know if you saw his livestream.
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Rod forgot
how to tie his shoes."
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[Bailey] And honestly,
he doesn't smell great either.
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I keep it au natural
in the pits.
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My body is a temple, son!
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[can rattles]
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[can spraying]
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[choking, coughing]
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We're in a windowless basement
with no AC, Rod!
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This is exactly what
we're talking about, Mikey.
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He's a distraction!
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You know what?!
I don't need this or you guys!
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I quit the team!
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You were never on it!
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[grunts] Fine!
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You want me gone? I'm gone!
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And don't forget, I'll be going
live tonight on all socials,
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"at" the "R0dfather,"
like The Godfather with a zero
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instead of an "O,"
8:00 p.m. Eastern time.
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And, dog, hit me up on the app
for that merch.
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5% best friend discount.
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[yells] Okay!
Now I'm storming out!
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He said 8:00, right?
What time is it now?
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[groans]
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[slurps]
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Hey, Rod, we gotta talk.
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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Hey, which thumbnail
should I use for my next post?
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You own two private jets?!
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What? No, those are my dad's.
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I gotta get the views
by any means necessary.
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[sighs deeply] Look, Rod,
I love hanging out with you,
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but my brothers,
my improv group,
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the sign spinner
in Times Square,
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those two strangers
I met on the subway...
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maybe they're all right.
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[sighs] I think maybe we need
some space.
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-Are you breaking up with me?!
-* dramatic music plays
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No, Mikey, come on, man!
Let's talk!
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-Please, let's talk about this!
-[groans]
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It's not you, Rod, it's me.
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Although there's a lot
of evidence that it's you.
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I'm sorry, okay? But for real,
you're like my best friend.
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You're one of the only people
that gets me.
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I feel the same way!
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But maybe you could,
I don't know,
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stop trying to kidnap me
and my brothers
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and steal our blood too?
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-Whoa, whoa!
-* music stops *
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Let's not get crazy here!
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[ambient traffic noises]
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[sighs] Okay, fine. I'll stop.
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But if the opportunity is there,
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you can't expect me
to not take it.
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Like if you got a nosebleed
or something,
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then it's like fair game, right?
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Shake on it.
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Even better.
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Eehhh, maybe we just make this
a verbal agreement.
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[bottles clinking]
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And that's how ol' Rod, me,
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best friend
to the Ninja Turtles,
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is gonna become a mutant.
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Probably Mutagen Man!
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Although Power Rod
is still a contender.
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Hey, for anyone
just joining the live,
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don't forget to smash
that button and subscribe!
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[objects clatter]
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Hey, check it out,
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two dudes in ski masks
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just kicked down my door.
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They're looking around...
They see me. Yep!
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Now they're coming right
at me-- [pained grunt]
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Ah! Ah! I think
I'm being kidnapped! Ah!
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Whatever happens... [grunts]
...don't forget to subscribe
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and put down in the chat
when you think I'll be rescued!
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[chuckles]
And smash that button! Woo!
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* dance music playing *
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* upbeat music plays *
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[slurping loudly]
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Mikey, buddy, you doing alright?
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Yeah, usually you,
you know, talk more.
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What? Oh, yeah, it's just weird.
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I haven't heard from Rod
since yesterday.
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It's just odd, you know?
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-Not really.
-I'd be celebrating.
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-Yeah, he's the worst.
-[slurping loudly]
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[train whooshes]
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Come on, Mikey,
you're better off without him.
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You've got us, you've got
your stand-up comedy--
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-It's improv!
-Sure, yeah, whatever, dude.
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We're just saying,
you don't need Rod.
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But I-I am gonna miss beating up
Rod Team 6.
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[frustrated growl]
I am a multilayered,
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complicated person, okay?!
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Not just some one-note
joke-telling, skateboard-riding,
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pizza-eating dude.
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We all have friends that maybe
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not everyone approves of.
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Like Raph and
the Purple Dragons, or Irma.
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-What's wrong with Irma?
-But somehow, Rod is a problem?
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I think maybe you just don't
want me to grow as a person!
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The only thing
you're going to grow
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hanging around Rod
is a rough foot fungus.
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00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,502
Whoa. Check it out.
252
00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,343
Uh... Can we help you?
253
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:14,214
My name is Lexis,
I work for Rod Underwood Sr.
254
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,184
He would like to speak with you
at his office uptown.
255
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:21,021
-[laughs] We're going in a limo!
-This is awesome!
256
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,455
Guys! Guys, guys!
257
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,257
We can't just get
in a random limo!
258
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,459
-Uh, yeah we can.
-Dude, it's a limo.
259
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,395
I've never even been
this close to a limo.
260
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,629
And it's not random!
261
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,564
-It's from Rod's dad!
-That's even worse!
262
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,702
What if it's a trap so
he can kidnap us for our blood?
263
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,238
There's unlimited snacks inside.
264
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,874
No amount of snacks is gonna
convince us to--
265
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,645
When a limo pulls up,
you just get in!
266
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:48,348
-Check out this sound system!
-Leo! Get in!
267
00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,186
What kind of snacks?
268
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:59,426
* cheerful pop song plays
269
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,141
And there's an ice maker?!
270
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:17,377
Oh man, and it's the fancy
circle kind! [chokes]
271
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,348
[window divider whirring]
272
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:30,724
I feel like
I'm in an early 2000s rom-com!
273
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,525
-[man] Out of the way!
-[horn honks]
274
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,996
-[man] Move it already!
-But with more traffic.
275
00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:43,703
* elegant music plays *
276
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:47,374
-[Turtles] Whoa!
-Guys!
277
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,809
Check it out!
278
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,278
Huh! This is awesome!
I wanna throw some golf clubs!
279
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,846
Dude, I think
this is a first edition!
280
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,382
Wow! Everybody looks like
little ants from up here!
281
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,917
Oh, there's an ant
getting mugged!
282
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,320
Sell 27 shares
of the Swiss bank stat!
283
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,891
No, don't short it!
I said sell it! Dump it!
284
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,692
[business lady]
You got it, Mr. Underwood!
285
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,060
This is so cool.
286
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,929
I feel like a master
of the universe.
287
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,330
Like an illuminati.
288
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,531
Yeah, if you're in charge
of the world,
289
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:12,565
we're all in trouble.
290
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,901
Fore!
291
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:15,836
[gasps]
292
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,537
[yelps]
293
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,873
-[gasps]
-* tense music plays
294
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:24,511
So, you're the things my son
is so obsessed with.
295
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,214
Lexis tells me
you're all idiots.
296
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,516
-Harsh.
-[footsteps approaching]
297
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,884
Move.
298
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,190
I brought you here
because earlier today,
299
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,126
I was sent a package.
300
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,329
Open it.
301
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,264
Do we have to?
302
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,233
-Uh, that's-that's all you, man.
-I'm not touching that.
303
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,168
He's your friend's dad.
304
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,603
* suspenseful music plays *
305
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,472
[gulps]
306
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,843
Uhh, ew!
307
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,145
What is that?!
Crushed cheese puffs??
308
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,947
-Ugh!
-Or hairy corn nuts?
309
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,149
Wait... Oh no!
310
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,485
[Donnie] Ew!
Is that Rod's beard?
311
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,555
I-I think I'm gonna throw up
on you, Rod's dad.
312
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,457
How was it shaved off
in one piece?!
313
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,624
There's a note.
314
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,161
"Hello. We have taken Rod Jr.
315
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:17,030
If you ever want
to see him again, send."
316
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,432
That's it. It just stops.
317
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,567
[sighs in frustration]
318
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,635
-Turn it over.
-Oh. [chuckles]
319
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,072
"One million dollars
in fives and twenties.
320
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,574
No tens or else.
Please and thank you."
321
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,742
[gasps] Rod's been kidnapped!
322
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,678
By extremely polite kidnappers.
323
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,613
You don't need
to raise your hand.
324
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:37,250
Uh, sir? You're rich, why don't
you just pay the ransom?
325
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,053
-Because I don't want to.
-* tense music plays *
326
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,090
Rod has been a waste of money
since the day he was born
327
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,859
and I will not waste
any more of it on him.
328
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,327
But you're his dad.
329
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,896
Unfortunately.
330
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,698
But you're his friend,
he tells me.
331
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,934
The mutant heroes of New York.
332
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:58,305
Feels like this is something you
could handle, for free?
333
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:01,308
I want you to find Rod and deal
with the people responsible
334
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,709
for taking him.
335
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,778
-Can we borrow your limo?
-No!
336
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,814
[Mikey] What?! Come on!
337
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,217
Are you serious?
You're not going to help?
338
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,219
This is literal karma.
339
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,687
He tried to kidnap us,
and he got kidnapped.
340
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:15,855
It's kinda funny, honestly.
341
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,224
The universe is speaking,
brother,
342
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,658
all you have to do is listen.
343
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,660
[grunts] Dude!
344
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,129
Leo, come on!
345
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,397
Regardless of who he is
and what he's done,
346
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,699
it's still a person in trouble
who needs help!
347
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,535
Isn't that, like,
our whole thing?
348
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,103
I know you like him, Mikey,
349
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,739
but maybe
this is just for the best.
350
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,942
[Mikey] I can't believe this!
351
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,277
Rod gets kidnapped
and nobody cares!
352
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,180
Not his dad, not my brothers.
Just me!
353
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:43,984
Uh, this is, uh,
kinda not specific
354
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,585
for our scene work today?
355
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,454
[sighs in exasperation]
Come on, Mikey.
356
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:51,091
Maybe your brother is right,
maybe this is for the best.
357
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:54,094
Yeah, I mean, we're so close
to taking our show
358
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,762
out of this small theater and--
359
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:59,299
And besides, Rod is...
kind of awful.
360
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:03,036
Yeah, I mean, obviously being
kidnapped is a terrible thing,
361
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,605
but everyone sort of...
362
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:06,906
hates him.
363
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,208
-[light bulb dings]
-That's it!
364
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,876
Everyone does hate him!
365
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,579
So whoever kidnapped him has to
hate him the most!
366
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:13,746
Uh...
367
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,949
Who would hate Rod the most?
368
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,550
Way to keep the scene going!
369
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,120
Probably someone
who knew him really well.
370
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,056
His dad, me, you guys,
my brothers,
371
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,757
a lot of online
delivery drivers.
372
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,827
He's never had a job or
really worked with--
373
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,397
[gasps] Bishop!
They worked together!
374
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,065
She hates Rod
and is probably still
375
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,766
trying to get money
for her robot stuff!
376
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,736
Ha! Come on, you guys!
We have to find Bishop!
377
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:41,540
Didn't Bishop try to, like,
wipe you out with killer robots?
378
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,243
Yeah, but she's super nice now!
379
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,612
Come on! I promise you,
nothing bad is going to...
380
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,647
[Mechazoid]
Destroy all mutants!
381
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,683
Okay, so I may have missed
the mark on this one.
382
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,619
[Mechazoid growling]
383
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,623
-* tense music plays
-Alright, does anyone have
384
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,425
any ancient Japanese weapons
on them?
385
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,960
No, we don't have ancient
Japanese weapons on us!
386
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:04,164
Uh, okay, not sure
how this is gonna go then.
387
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,666
But hey, it's just like improv.
388
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,635
Your prompt is survival.
389
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,603
[female voice] Mechazoids.
390
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,174
Stand down!
391
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,609
Bishop! Hey, it's been a while!
392
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,178
Good to see you!
393
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,181
Can I call you Josefina? Josie?
394
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,950
No. What do you want, mutant?
395
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:27,520
Uh, just some casual
conversation about Rod and...
396
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,756
maybe not to get murder-botted?
397
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,824
Rod? [scoffs]
398
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,326
What about that imbecile?
399
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,163
See? Everybody hates him.
400
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,298
[Mechazoid growls]
401
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,368
Uh... He's been kidnapped.
402
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,604
And I thought, you knew Rod,
you didn't like Rod,
403
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,773
and you need money
to fund your--
404
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,877
Hey, uh, last time we teamed up
to stop the Mechazoids,
405
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,845
and you, me, us...
406
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,481
We're cool, right?
407
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,748
* ominous music plays *
408
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,617
Of course.
409
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:04,191
* music intensifies *
410
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,292
What exactly are you doing here?
411
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,561
What is
"Earth Protection Force?"
412
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,863
-Government stuff.
-* music stops *
413
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:13,233
A lot of paperwork.
Red tape, very boring.
414
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:14,834
What were you saying about Rod?
415
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,137
Right, right. Sorry.
[holding in sneeze]
416
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,806
Hang on. [holding in sneeze]
Rod was kidnapped.
417
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:20,740
And?
418
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:21,907
And, uh... [holding in sneeze]
419
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,041
...we're trying to figure...
420
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:24,911
We're trying
to figure out who...
421
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,479
who took-- [sneezes]
422
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,214
[Mechazoid]
Mutant threat detected!
423
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,849
-Attack in progress!
-[Mikey] No, no, no!
424
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,352
-No, no, no! Not an attack!
-Initiating protocol.
425
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,921
It was just a sneeze!
426
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,824
[both scream]
427
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,193
* tense music plays *
428
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,429
* music abruptly stops *
429
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,566
-[clanging]
-[grunts]
430
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,935
-[fighting grunts]
-* intense music plays *
431
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,404
This was just a friendly visit!
432
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,740
I just had some questions!
433
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:54,874
[grunts]
434
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,743
You're really holding on
435
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,578
to this destroy
all mutants thing.
436
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,249
Whoa!
437
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:03,416
Wah!
438
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,552
-[grunts]
-[clanking]
439
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:06,753
Ugh!
440
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,658
[clangs]
441
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,294
[laughs]
442
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,630
[whizzing]
443
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,399
[grunts]
444
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,901
-[growling]
-Wait, wait, wait, don't!
445
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:25,071
[impact grunts]
446
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,144
[growls]
447
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:34,981
Okay, I'm no scientist,
but that's not gonna--
448
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,950
-[whizzing]
-Okay! Guess it did work!
449
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,452
[grunts]
450
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,154
[shrieks]
451
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,724
Oof!
452
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,596
[groans]
453
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:54,301
[phone rings and buzzes]
454
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,804
[ringing continues]
455
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,308
-What?
-[man] Call off your machines.
456
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,776
-But we can learn from--
-The mutants could be valuable!
457
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,512
-[sighs]
-Do as you're told.
458
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,380
Fine. When we're ready.
459
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,283
[whizzing]
460
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,851
Mechazoids, stand down!
461
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,154
-[shrieks]
-[whizzing stops]
462
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,192
[panting]
463
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,895
What the heck was that?!
I thought we were friends!
464
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,831
Or at least begrudging allies?!
465
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,033
Huh! It sounds like
you have poor judgment
466
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,468
when it comes to friends, then.
467
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,737
Where is Rod?!
468
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,838
Did you kidnap him?
469
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,306
If mutants are so amazing,
470
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,874
then why not use
that mutant brain
471
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,142
and think for a second?
472
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,345
Your brother seemed
intelligent enough.
473
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,946
Be more like him!
474
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,950
Wait, are you insulting me
or complimenting me?
475
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,219
-I can't tell.
-Ay, idiota!
476
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,455
Why would I want to spend
more time with Rod!
477
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,691
Look around!
I have all the funding I need!
478
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,395
I don't care
where Rod is or isn't,
479
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,830
but for the sake of getting you
out of my hair,
480
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:01,200
Rod has a brother and sister
you should talk to.
481
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,201
Really?!
482
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,536
He never stopped
telling me how much
483
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,037
they disliked him.
484
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,573
Maybe start there.
485
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,108
Now please, can you leave?!
486
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,110
I have work to do!
487
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:16,148
Okay, so it's not you,
but I got a lead!
488
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,550
I gotta tell my brothers!
489
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:21,087
Guys! Guys! I'm doing it!
I'm like a real detective!
490
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,556
I interrogated a suspect
and got a new lead--
491
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,092
Mikey, you're probably
gonna want to see this.
492
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,760
...and subscribe!
493
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,762
[Mikey] You guys
are watching Rod's livestream?
494
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,664
This must be from the night
he got kidnapped!
495
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,666
Yeah, it's hilarious!
Look at this.
496
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,035
They see me-- Yup!
Now they're coming at me!
497
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,404
[audio rewinds]
498
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:38,971
-They're coming right at me.
-[laughter]
499
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,807
They're coming right at me.
[grunts]
500
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,876
-Guys, he was kidnapped!
-[Leo clears throat]
501
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,412
That's not--
502
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,447
[laughs] Look at his face.
503
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:48,815
There was a comment
about something
504
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,149
right before the kidnapping,
505
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,285
so we watched it and found this.
506
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:57,089
Before we go any further,
I have breaking news to share!
507
00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,692
-No! He didn't!
-* tense music plays *
508
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,194
Yes, that's right,
I finally did it!
509
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:05,131
Now I have in my possession
real mutant blood!
510
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:09,135
And soon,
I too will be a mutant!
511
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,103
We have to get that blood back.
512
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:12,639
If it falls
into the wrong hands,
513
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:13,906
who knows what will happen?
514
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,041
We have to...
515
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,076
-get Rod.
-* music intensifies *
516
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,210
* music fades out *
517
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,079
Oh sure, now you want to help!
518
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,615
* dramatic music plays *
519
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,917
[gasps, breathes heavily]
520
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,019
Hello? Hello?!
521
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,455
Can anyone hear me?!
522
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,757
Was the beard necessary?!
523
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:33,259
Do you know how long it took me
to grow this out?!
524
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,595
My face is cold, dude!
525
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,063
* music fades out *
526
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,001
**
527
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:46,601
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