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Oh, you have so many
cute ornaments.
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[gasps] Aw!
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Georgia's footprint
from her first Christmas.
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Yeah. Oh, and Carter's.
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Mom, you don't get it.
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If Lily agrees to go
to the winter prom with me,
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I think she'll be
my girlfriend.
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Not that I want
to put a label on it.
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I so want
to put a label on it.
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I'm just saying,
she'd be lucky however you ask.
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Don't overthink it.
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Mom, this is a promposal.
People go all out these days.
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Why are you still talking
about this? We have a plan.
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Wait. You asked your grandfather
for help instead of me?
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This is important.
It's his first dance.
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Well, technically,
you were at my prom.
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{\an8}- No offense, but Pops got Eve.
{\an8}- Kid's got a point, right?
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{\an8}It's true.
{\an8}How did you get me?
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{\an8}I got mad game, girl.
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{\an8}It's true.
{\an8}His game is being mad.
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{\an8}Look, you like
{\an8}the movie Grease?
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{\an8}I got this '46 convertible
{\an8}just like Travolta drove.
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{\an8}It could be great, guys.
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{\an8}I don't know, Pops, {\an8}I wanted
to do something {\an8}more Christmas themed.
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{\an8}And your idea
{\an8}doesn't feel very me.
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{\an8}Of course it doesn't.
{\an8}Because my idea is awesome.
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{\an8}Yeah, I don't see
{\an8}Carter dancing.
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{\an8}But you know what,
{\an8}he could learn.
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{\an8}If only we knew
{\an8}a dance instructor
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{\an8}that had a dance studio
{\an8}near my shop.
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{\an8}Wait a minute. Who am I dating?
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{\an8}- She sounds amazing.
{\an8}- [Matt] Mm-hm.
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{\an8}Oh, what? It's me.
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{\an8}I would love to teach Carter
{\an8}some dance moves.
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{\an8}I love you, Carter,
{\an8}but I'm not sure
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{\an8}if you're ready
{\an8}for dancing.
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{\an8}You're still struggling
{\an8}with the bike.
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{\an8}Hey, once you get
{\an8}this engine going,
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{\an8}it can't stop!
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{\an8}Okay, that could work
{\an8}if Lily was blind.
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[? rock theme playing]
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[tires screeching]
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One Yule Log Latte
and one Lump of Cold Brew.
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{\an8}It's just a cold brew,
{\an8}but sales are up 30%.
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{\an8}Thanks for being born,
{\an8}Baby Jesus.
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{\an8}Aw, thank you.
{\an8}But why didn't you tell us
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{\an8}it was ugly
{\an8}Christmas sweater day.
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{\an8}- What?
{\an8}- Mm. This is good.
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{\an8}Hey, I'm freaking out
{\an8}because my mom's {\an8}coming to town.
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{\an8}Molly? Oh, I love her.
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{\an8}Every Christmas,
{\an8}she bring me a nutcracker.
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{\an8}So sweet, so terrifying.
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{\an8}Why are you looking at me,
{\an8}Nutcracker?
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{\an8}Last time she came
{\an8}through Vegas,
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{\an8}we got thrown out of
{\an8}a pool party.
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{\an8}Hm. By that I mean,
{\an8}we got drunk
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{\an8}and escorted out
{\an8}of the Bellagio fountain.
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{\an8}Oh.
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{\an8}Amelie wants to meet her,
{\an8}so we're all having dinner.
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{\an8}Oh, boy.
{\an8}Girlfriend meeting the mom.
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{\an8}That's a big step.
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{\an8}Oh, and it can go bad.
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{\an8}Like when I was dating
{\an8}the girlfriend and the mom.
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{\an8}Pssh.
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{\an8}If it was just us and my mom,
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{\an8}it'd be four friends, you know,
{\an8}hanging out, sharing guacamole,
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{\an8}seeing who's abusing
{\an8}the dip-to-chip ratio.
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{\an8}Oh, I know that's a shot at me,
{\an8}but I refuse to change.
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{\an8}Hey. How about you guys
{\an8}come to dinner?
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{\an8}Ooh. Um, here's the thing.
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I don't know when or where
it is, but I know I'm busy.
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I didn't want to have
to do this,
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but here come
the puppy dog eyes.
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Ugh!
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Damn it! We'll go.
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Works every time.
You adorable son of a bitch!
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?
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I can't believe you buy
Christmas gifts for all of your employees.
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I love giving Christmas gifts.
I am Santa Claus, you know.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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I think Santa left
a little early gift for Eve.
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Aw!
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Wait. Is it lingerie?
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That would actually be
a gift for me.
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What? [gasps]
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Is that us?
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That's us in the alley
where we first met.
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Aw!
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Is that little Matt
yelling at me to turn the music down?
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Yes, and there's little Eve
ignoring me as usual.
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- I love it. Thank you.
- Thanks.
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Grandpa,
Christmas is expensive.
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All right.
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With family gifts
and Secret Santa,
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and with most of my money
tied up in black market Labubus.
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What would you say to giving me
an advance on my inheritance?
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Hmm? No.
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Go ask your mom.
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I can't, she's poor.
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Okay. I'm taking her present
back and giving her cash.
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Riley, too.
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Um, listen,
for this promposal for Carter,
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I want to make sure
that Lily says yes.
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- Mm-hmm.
- So how about this?
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We cast somebody else
as Carter.
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You know Usher, right?
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Okay, my mom should
be here any minute.
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I'm actually
kind of nervous.
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Don't worry, moms love me.
Although I am better with dads.
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[phone chimes]
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- Aw, Stitch isn't coming.
- What?
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He's sick. He also said
if we see any photos of him at the Lakers game,
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they're definitely
from last week.
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I should go.
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- Yeah.
- No.
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I already told my mom
that Riley's coming.
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If she's not here, it's gonna
throw the whole dinner off.
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Okay, fine.
But quick, one course.
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No apps, no dessert.
Oh, they have a seafood tower!
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I'm sorry, ma'am, but
you gotta pay a corkage fee.
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A corkage fee?
This is a screw top.
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And there's my mom.
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?
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Cruises are great.
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Unlimited food,
unlimited drinks,
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unlimited comedy magicians
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who aren't funny
but are very creepy.
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I only slept with one.
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Okay. I'm your son.
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These salads are
taking forever.
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We ordered them, like,
two minutes ago.
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So Gabe tells me
that you're a dancer.
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I assume
that means stripper.
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Oh.
No, I'm trained in ballet and contemporary.
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I got started because
my mom was a singer
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and I liked dancing
while she sang.
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Aw. My mom was a bitch.
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To Nana.
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Being a single mom
was tough.
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Riley, you know
what I'm talking about.
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Yeah. The divorce
hasn't been easy.
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You know,
I never liked Jimmy.
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Always bummed a cigarette,
never had one to give.
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But you know who really
didn't like him? This one.
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Always talked about how you
deserved better all the time.
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Um, so, has Gabe
always been this into cars?
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Any chance
he'll grow out of it?
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Oh, honey.
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Once Gabe loves something,
it's forever.
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He still won't let me
throw away that "Playboy" with Pam Anderson.
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You know what?
No more wine for me.
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Eh, a little bit more.
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[sighs] He loved that issue
for the "articles."
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You know what?
No more wine for me, too.
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Wow, Riley. So glad I got to
be here while you two caught up.
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[Gabe]
Nah, we just go way back.
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You know, I was best friends
with her brother.
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I used to tease here,
give her noogies,
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steal her clothes when
she was changing for the pool.
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You know what?
No more wine for anybody.
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Her mom and I
always thought
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that these two
were gonna end up together.
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Gabe likes girls
with a little more... [chuckles]
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You know?
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Really?
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You know what?
More wine for me.
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So, did you know your mom
wanted you to be with Riley?
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Is that why you invited Riley?
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I invited Riley to be,
like, kind of a buffer and pump you up.
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Oh, I didn't know
that I needed
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to be pumped up
because I'm so unlikable.
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Oh, boy.
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So glad I decided to split
the ride to save eight bucks.
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If one of us had to get
out of this car right now,
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who would you pick?
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Me, into oncoming traffic.
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Riley and I
are just friends, right?
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Yeah. Of course!
Just friends. Barely that.
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I don't even follow him
on Instagram.
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- You never followed me back?
- Not the time.
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This is what I'm talking about.
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You have your little
inside jokes. You like her.
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I have sensed it the entire time
that we've been going out.
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Of course, I like her.
She's my friend.
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Okay, well,
maybe she shouldn't be.
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No. That's ridiculous.
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I'm done talking about this.
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Okay, I'm done
thinking about this.
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Honestly,
I'm done with you.
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You're breaking up with me?
Can we at least talk about this?
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There's nothing to talk about.
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Oh, boy.
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Ho, ho, hold the work.
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Oh, look who comes
bearing gifts. Look at this.
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Oh, no. [laughs]
Oh, come on. It's right here.
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Tell me it's not a pink slip.
I can't take any more bad news.
197
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Amelie broke up with me.
198
00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:07,672
I'm just... I'm glad
I have friends that care about me.
199
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Are you happy
with your bonus?
200
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- Thank you, Boss.
- Hear that?
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Yeah, this is so
generous of you. But you know what?
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I'm gonna take a picture
and deposit it
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before you come
to your senses.
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Oh, damn it.
I just sent the bank
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a picture
of my girlfriend's butt.
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- Matt Parker.
- Hey. Hey, Molly.
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- It's been too long.
- Yeah.
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I'm so sorry that I wasn't
at Diane's funeral.
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She was a great lady.
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Hey, I appreciate that.
Thanks.
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And just because
she's gone doesn't mean
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this is gonna
happen. So...
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Well, I appreciate
that even more.
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All right.
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I'll let you continue stealing
all the presents from Whoville.
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Good to see you.
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There's my favorite mother
from another brother.
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Stitch, I can't believe you
blew off dinner for the Lakers.
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00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,978
And what's worse,
you didn't invite me.
220
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But don't think that I forgot.
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Uh, you shouldn't have.
222
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Thank- Oh, Lord,
this thing is staring me right in my soul.
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- How's my baby holding up?
- Not great.
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I tried to apologize,
but Amelie won't talk to me.
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There's a sign on her door
that says, "Deliveries go around back.
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Gabe, go to hell."
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I'm so sorry.
She's a great girl.
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She'll come to her senses.
Time heals all wounds.
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And if it doesn't,
Whiskey disinfects 'em.
230
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?
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All right. Hand me
the Willie Nelson ornament.
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What? This is Santa.
233
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Why is he holding a joint?
234
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,153
That's his naughty
and nice list.
235
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,240
Oh. I've been confused
about that for 20 years.
236
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,743
So this elf isn't Danny DeVito?
237
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:07,040
Ah, my brokenhearted bro.
238
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,168
- Hey.
- Bring it in here, right here.
239
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,252
Oh.
240
00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,421
- I'm actually okay.
- No, no, it's all right.
241
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,298
It's all right.
I heard about you and Amelie.
242
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,717
I can relate.
243
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,991
Actually, I can't.
I'm in a healthy and committed relationship.
244
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,019
But hang in there.
It gets better.
245
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,393
Again, I wouldn't know.
246
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,189
- Can you let go now?
- Oh, yeah.
247
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,442
The question is, can you?
248
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,152
Okay. All right.
249
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,528
- Have fun with Lily.
- All right. Sorry.
250
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,071
Thanks, Mom.
All right. See you guys.
251
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,699
Love you.
252
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,036
Seriously,
how are you holding up?
253
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,538
I'm okay.
Thanks for inviting me over.
254
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,081
Oh, are you kidding?
255
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,417
Friends don't let friends
be alone after a breakup.
256
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,048
That's how you end up
with bangs.
257
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:57,966
Why are relationships so hard?
I mean, look at you and me.
258
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,384
It's just so easy.
259
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,304
Yeah, because we don't
complicate it with feelings
260
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,098
and sex and all
that other crap.
261
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,727
Exactly. Can you believe
what my mom said about
262
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,272
you and me ending up together?
That's crazy.
263
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,274
Right?
264
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,276
Yeah, that's crazy.
265
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,988
I mean, like you said,
we're just friends, right?
266
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,823
Yeah.
267
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,533
- Ugh! Wait.
- Wait, hold on.
268
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,910
- Let me help you.
- [groans] Thanks.
269
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,721
Can you hand me
another candy cane?
270
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,460
[doorbell rings]
271
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,511
Mmm!
272
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,801
Christ...
273
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,761
[singing] ? Is born ?
274
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,513
? In Bethlehem ?
275
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,515
Mom, Amelie?
What are you guys doing here?
276
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,766
Eh, not that there's
any reason you shouldn't.
277
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,142
We're just decorating.
278
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,811
Oh, forgot the tinsel
in the basement.
279
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,188
You don't have a basement.
280
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,508
Thank you, Gabe,
what a helpful reminder.
281
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,611
I felt bad
that I caused this mess,
282
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,863
so I went and talked
to Amelie.
283
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,907
[Amelie]
No, I freaked out last night.
284
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,909
I think I was jealous
of how close you are.
285
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,577
So when Molly
said she thought
286
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,955
that you'd wind up
together, I lost it.
287
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,624
That's on me. I mean,
288
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,294
you guys do have
a special connection.
289
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,755
But if they were gonna do
the old mattress mambo,
290
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,466
they would have
did it already.
291
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,471
I'm sorry, babe.
I know that I'm not perfect,
292
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:30,309
and I know that I can act
kind of crazy sometimes.
293
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,520
But I miss you.
294
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:37,150
Can we just get past this
and be like how we were?
295
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,153
Of course.
296
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,366
Yes! See what I did?
297
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,911
Merry Christmas.
I got you your girlfriend back.
298
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,831
Now you can stop complaining
about the Chewbacca
299
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,642
I didn't buy you
when you were eight.
300
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,170
Yay! It's a Christmas miracle.
301
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,630
I'm gonna go dig a basement.
302
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,467
?
303
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,844
Whoa! Standing all by himself
304
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,346
in an alley
dressed in camouflage.
305
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,517
Too bad it's not working.
I can still see him.
306
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,767
Hey, Carter.
I got your text.
307
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,060
Is everything okay?
308
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,895
I need to ask you
something.
309
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,063
Would you stop talking,
310
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,439
or you are going to miss
what people are calling
311
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,816
the greatest promposal
of all time.
312
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,444
I'm people.
313
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,655
[ ?"Sleigh Ride" plays ? ]
314
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,244
Whoa! This is crazy.
315
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,205
How did you ask a girl
to winter prom?
316
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,457
Oh, man.
I had a sign-up sheet on my locker.
317
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,293
I got six girls
and one teacher.
318
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,171
It was the '90s, Riley.
319
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,506
So what do you think?
320
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,591
I love it, the convertible
looks great!
321
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,803
Hey, Santa,
you can't eat in the car!
322
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,556
What is happening?
Why is Santa here?
323
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,142
I called in a few favors.
324
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,853
Unless you don't like him,
then it's back to the North Pole
325
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,064
and the Sherman Oaks
Galleria.
326
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,276
[ ? "Sleigh Ride" continues ]
327
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,870
? Just hear those
sleigh bells jingling ?
328
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,539
? Ring tingle
a-tingling too ?
329
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,165
? Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ?
330
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,875
? Come on,
it's lovely weather ?
331
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,627
? For a sleigh ride
together with you ?
332
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,337
? Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ?
333
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,172
? Outside the snow
is falling ?
334
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,174
? And friends
are calling you ?
335
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,634
? Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ?
336
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,553
? Come on,
it's lovely weather ?
337
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,513
? For a sleigh ride
together with you ?
338
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,431
? Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ?
339
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,976
? Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ?
340
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,787
? Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ?
341
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,982
? Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ?
342
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,445
? Our cheeks
are nice and rosy ?
343
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,281
? And comfy
and cozy are we ?
344
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,949
? Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ?
345
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,659
? We're snuggled
up together ?
346
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,369
? Like birds of
a feather would be ?
347
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,662
? Ring-a-ling-a
ding-dong-ding ?
348
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,664
? Let's take a stroll
before us ?
349
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,666
? And sing
a chorus or two ?
350
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,751
? Ring-a-ling-a
Ding-dong-ding ?
351
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,420
? Come on,
it's lovely weather ?
352
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,880
? For a sleigh ride
together with you ?
353
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,548
Ya boi!
354
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,633
Ho, ho, ho!
355
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:12,971
Lily Martinez,
seems you've been very good this year.
356
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,183
But before Santa can
put you on his nice list,
357
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,060
Carter has
one question for you.
358
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,355
Lily, will you go to
the winter prom with me?
359
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,191
Yes!
360
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:27,777
[all cheering]
361
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:31,281
Ah! My little boy
is going to prom.
362
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,035
I need a tissue.
I got something in my eye.
363
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,580
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
364
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,750
[Matt]
Look how happy that kid is.
365
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,335
He couldn't have done this
without you.
366
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,502
I love you.
367
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,422
?
368
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,468
[Matt]
Hey, Eve.
369
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,012
I want to thank you for what
you did for Carter today.
370
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,014
It was amazing
and he loved it.
371
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,183
Yeah.
I wanted to tell you I like your jacket.
372
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,309
Oh.
373
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,020
Or should I say,
"I love it"?
374
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,939
Okay. I want
to talk about that.
375
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,106
It's okay.
We don't have to.
376
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,983
Men get caught up
in the moment and they say it.
377
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,110
I've had men tell me
they love me after sex
378
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,071
or after the Dodgers
won the World Series.
379
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,531
Once, both at the same time.
380
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,536
Okay. Sometimes you want
to make this an inner dialog.
381
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,080
Um...
382
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,207
sometimes I
describe love,
383
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,376
like a color wheel
in my design work.
384
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,461
You know, there's all
different shades of it.
385
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:30,465
I love cars, I love my work,
I love my family.
386
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,135
But this color is different.
It's deeper. It's...
387
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,762
It's not like
I want to start a family
388
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,097
or even meet your parents.
389
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,765
Oh, my parents
would not like you.
390
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,309
You are
way too liberal.
391
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,397
I've never
met anyone like you.
392
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:49,609
You're generous,
kind, powerful,
393
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,529
sometimes very funny.
394
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:54,322
And you look good
in sweatpants,
395
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:57,325
where most people
just look unemployed.
396
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:01,747
Wow. Well, you are unlike
any man I have ever met.
397
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,083
You put up this
gruff exterior,
398
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,419
but you're
loyal and caring
399
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,379
and incredibly sweet.
400
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,756
- Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
- So sweet.
401
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,758
Don't worry.
It'll be our little secret.
402
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,386
What I'm saying is, um...
403
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:19,222
I don't want to take back
what I said.
404
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,933
- Matt, I need to tell
you something. - Let me just say it.
405
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,394
I love you, Eve.
406
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,565
I'm going to Korea
for five months.
407
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,277
We start in Korea,
then Europe.
408
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,197
It's a K-pop tour
with BTS and TXT.
409
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,534
K-pop tour.
Did they get their names from an eye chart?
410
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,994
I'm sorry to spring it
on you like this.
411
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,038
I just found out this morning
and I was hoping to tell you
412
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,873
when you were all giddy
with your new meat thermometer.
413
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,082
By the way, for Christmas,
414
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,251
I got you a new
meat thermometer.
415
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,713
I'm happy for you.
And I'm happy about a meat thermometer.
416
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,466
And I'll be back
here and there, you know,
417
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,177
and you can come
visit me in Korea.
418
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,013
Europe?
419
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,140
FaceTime?
420
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,142
Five months.
We can deal with it.
421
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,977
Yeah, that's the thing.
422
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,356
It might turn into
a longer tour.
423
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,817
Yeah. It's good for you
because you-
424
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,319
you've worked hard to do
this kind of stuff.
425
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,820
This is what
you want to do.
426
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,199
I feel like
there's a but coming...
427
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:23,203
You think I'd be used
to losing a love,
428
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,955
but I'm not.
429
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,917
I want what's best for you.
430
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,172
And I also want
what's best for me.
431
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,593
So are you willing to try?
432
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,015
I don't think I can.
433
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:51,732
So... are we done?
434
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,530
I- I think we are.
435
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,377
[sighs]
436
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,599
For the record,
Matt Parker...
437
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,770
I love you, too.
438
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,484
?
439
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,741
You know what helps me
when I'm down?
440
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,161
Getting hammered.
441
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,289
Here's some eggnog.
442
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,000
Thank you.
You know what?
443
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:55,295
I think a really beautiful,
sweet Christmas movie will cheer me up.
444
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,505
- Die Hard?
- Die Hard.
445
00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,883
{\an8}Mom, nog me.
446
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,084
{\an8}Nog gonna happen.
447
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,264
{\an8}Ooh! Die Hard! Yippee-ki-yay!
448
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,185
{\an8}Mother would prefer you didn't.
449
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,396
{\an8}I love you guys.
450
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,064
{\an8}Merry Christmas.
451
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,274
{\an8}- Love you.
452
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,325
{\an8}Love you.
453
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,778
{\an8}Can I have a sip now?
454
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,529
{\an8}- No.
455
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,616
{\an8}?
456
00:21:23,666 --> 00:21:28,216
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